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holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 17:31
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I continually fob off the job centre workers as a claim my

benefits, pretending I've applied for jobs I simply haven't, and

scrounging crisis loans whenever possible.


I spend YOUR taxes on Famous Grouse and gamble the rest on the

Lotto, horses or fück-off football accumulators.


What are you going to do about it? Fück all, that's what you

mugs, you buffons!


I'll have a Merry Christmas on you! Cheers!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho!

Evil Posted on 19/12/2008 17:32
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Are you British?

Rodney_Trotter Posted on 19/12/2008 17:33
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Fark off maxi

maxi_levy Posted on 19/12/2008 17:35
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

not me wods truly

Not_Smog Posted on 19/12/2008 17:36
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Nigel, you live off £63 a week? Unlucky pal.

Easy Posted on 19/12/2008 17:36
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I particularly enjoyed the insult "buffons" [:D]


Corcaigh_the_Cat Posted on 19/12/2008 17:39
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Well done Nigel.

I wish I could work my budget out to live on a pittance.

People like you should be in the honours list.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 17:48
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

What's really funny is the poor saps who as soon as they go to

their boring 9 to 5 job I go around and fück their wives, eat

their steaks and drink their booze.


I wonder how they'd feel if they knew the johnnies I buy are

paid for with their tax money!

Rodney_Trotter Posted on 19/12/2008 17:50
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Oh well at least you`re blobbing up and not spreading your seed

BigCasino Posted on 19/12/2008 17:52
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

If you're getting by on 65 a week AND porkin my missus, you deserve a medal the size of a dustbin lid

Sitrep Posted on 19/12/2008 17:53
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Well that’s your “lifestyle choice” as the social workers say

Have you got a social worker by the way?

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 17:53
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

3 kids is enough for me Monsieur Trotteuxs!

Angelmatty Posted on 19/12/2008 17:55
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Must have moved down here from the toon

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 17:59
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Boro born and bred-ish. Mr Matty.

What you think Teessiders aren't scroungers?

You think I'm the only one?

You must be but a child, my dear boy.

Angelmatty Posted on 19/12/2008 18:00
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgatenigel

I am but a child i could even be yours with my mother reputation
give me your address so i can come over and check your DNA

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 18:16
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I don't think you are.

My kids aren't old enough to know what DNA is or even spell

"reputation", the little bästards.

tosh Posted on 19/12/2008 18:24
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

You must feel so proud ! I admire you for being on the bones of your arse and being able to drink Famous Grouse...... Think i'd rather stick to my 40 grand a year and be able to drink Champagne and go on luxury holidays...... One day nigel...one day son.....

TurnbullsCans Posted on 19/12/2008 18:30
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Things are pretty bad when your boasting about being a lazy F***er on the dole. You're a waste of organs mate.

Am sure your kids will be benefiting no end from you as a role model.


holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 18:44
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

One day what?

I scrounge more on benefits than I would earn if I worked.

Get to do whatever I want during the day. The kid's mother looks

after them, whilst I play Liszt on the piano, Page on the

guitar, shag around, eat, watch blu-rays.

Child benefits, housing benefit, carer's allowance. Eldest is a

bit backward so DLA there, as too for one of the twins who's

chronic asthmatic. Kid's mam gets incapacity benefit for

depression.

Bring a fair packet in.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 18:47
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

One day what?

I scrounge more on benefits than I would earn if I worked.

Get to do whatever I want during the day. The kid's mother looks

after them, whilst I play Liszt on the piano, Page on the

guitar, shag around, eat, watch blu-rays.

Child benefits, housing benefit, carer's allowance. Eldest is a

bit backward so DLA there, as too for one of the twins who's

chronic asthmatic. Kid's mam gets incapacity benefit for

depression.

Bring a fair packet in.

tosh Posted on 19/12/2008 18:52
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Well played mate................. Guess when your a thick Coont like yourself u wud'nt be able to get a job anyway..... never mind son..... By the way when u say u shag around how long do wait outside the post office on a Tuesday morning for the poor unfortunate pensioners before one accepts your invitation of lavish gifts and wonderfull sex ? ( bet one day u will ask a woman )

Angelmatty Posted on 19/12/2008 18:55
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

pmsl

Dibzzz Posted on 19/12/2008 18:58
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

How much a week comes into the house then Nige?

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:01
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Could this be another Ghostfacekiller?

OPEO Posted on 19/12/2008 19:02
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

There are more cretins than answers. Jonny Nash?

whale_oil_beef_hooked Posted on 19/12/2008 19:02
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Depends how many times he sells his arse Dibzzz.

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:04
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

im sure its ghostface again

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 19:06
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Yep, I'm a thick cünt with 2 As and two Bs in A-Level Physics, Computer Science, Design & Tech., Pure & Applied Maths and a first in Computer Science from Teesside Uni, and still would make more on benefits than some crumby job thanks to dopes like you. Cheers.

Don't wait around any Post Office Mrs Tosh, there's plenty of unsatisfied, bored housewifes around Teesside gagging for the cöck.

shamblesdefarm Posted on 19/12/2008 19:07
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Im fooooking sick ov our old fella get him a pc and net acess this is the S*** he posts :-( grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dad pack in will yer!

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:08
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

its ghosty

tosh Posted on 19/12/2008 19:14
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Yeah you sound like a real academic genious ! Your middle name would'nt be Albert would it ? Unfortunatly all the unsatisfied bored housewives,as you put it , are gagging for some decent pork sword , you my friend , i would guess , would be way down the list..... like i said, one day you may get a one of these pensioners who has just turned 62 ........ Young for you i suppose ( when one is a woman let us know )

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:15
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

it's another wind up

tosh Posted on 19/12/2008 19:19
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Probably , but its a good crack if nothin else ! ( i'm not goin out tonight ! )

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 19:25
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I'm can't decide if it's bitterness, jealously or resentment that Mrs Tosh is feeling. I guess the truth of the matter is hard for this person to comprehend, which is why it's resorting to wild and inaccurate speculation.

Thanks for our Xmas presents by the way. DS Lites, a Wii and that Denon amp are much better knowing some mug had paid for them sweating in some office or shoveling cement in the rain for a living.

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:27
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

keep it up ghostybabes

tosh Posted on 19/12/2008 19:29
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Mrs Tosh admits defeat in this unfortunate and tedious " wind up " ..... Its getting boring now.... Think of another wind up to get me going ! Its good crack mate..... Nige i commend you.........

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 19:40
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I like how these truths are dismissed as a wind-up, by those who can't think of owt original. Some people just can't handle the truth, a bit like Thomas Mapother Cruise IV in A Few Good Men.

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:41
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

comedy genius again

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 19:47
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Michael Palin, Peter Cook and Chris Morris are comedy genii.

I thought you were good in Harvey by the way.

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 19:51
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Might not be a wind up . You do seem to watch a lot of films. Have I been duped once more? The shame of it.

Sitrep Posted on 19/12/2008 19:55
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I don’t think your life is hunky dory as you make out, you have obviously come on here to unburden yourself and you want to be like normal people with a job and fulfilment, after all you do have the qualifications to hold a good job down.


















I’m sure you could turn your life round even with a depressive partner and a daft kid.

tosh Posted on 19/12/2008 20:01
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Please, please think of another one....... this one is tedious now, What about summin like you have had countless luxury holidays in Dubai curteous of us stupid tax paying mugs ? Surely you must have another blatent lie to help us pass the night away ?? Your crack is second to none... love it


jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 20:05
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

It has to be said ghosty, this is average compared to the Arsenal one.

standards Posted on 19/12/2008 20:09
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

go for it Nigel, if money is ever tight and you want some good cheese Tesco now do a full half moon of Stilton for £2.24. Its massive, you could eat it like a stottie cake. You may as well forget Tuna like, thats shot right up to over £5 for 4 tins of the cheapo stuff. Good luck with the betting.

jimstewart Posted on 19/12/2008 20:11
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Theres a thing I could help you with. Betting

standards Posted on 19/12/2008 20:13
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

in todays day and age you can be like Holgate nigel and still live like the Queen, lock yourself in your house and eat a stottie sized stilton, drink Famous grouse, all you need to do is paint your walls green and hang some gold framed pictures up of people on horses, get a crown and a barbour coat and your equal to the windsors. She bets as well, allday.

whoyadoin3 Posted on 19/12/2008 20:55
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgatenigel you sound pretty hot.

I'll give you £50 to lick my balls.

fatknackerlardarse Posted on 19/12/2008 22:05
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

If hes eating steak, he aint been to our house.

We only have mince. [;)]

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 22:52
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

He he.

About 2 years ago there was some lady who I boned in Nunthorpe.

Her husband had gone to Stuttgart on business so I though I'd

help myself to some booze. Not being a wine/champagne

connoisseur I though I'd just pick a bottle and get tucked in.

She rang me about a week later kicking off telling me that she

had to explain to hubby that she had dropped and smashed his

bottle 1985 Bollinger Grand Annee whilst cleaning because I'd

quaffed it without knowing it was worth a few hundred notes, I

would have stole it and sold it if I had. Damn!

As for Dubai. Nah thanks. I've been told it's nowt more that a

big dusty construction site, full of people acting like sheep.

Stocko Posted on 19/12/2008 23:09
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

A lady 2 years ago, she must be dead now then?

holgatenigel Posted on 19/12/2008 23:16
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

If her husband found out the truth that's quite possible I guess.

Stocko Posted on 19/12/2008 23:30
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Aye, frail hearts those pensioners, but thats one less to slip on the upcoming slippy footpaths with her fur topped boots on.

offside-again Posted on 20/12/2008 00:01
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

What a strange attempt at fishing, and we all know that Nigels are failures in life, one of those names isn't it.

Must be great to be on the dole, the prestige and honour is second to none, your self esteem must be sky high.

whoyadoin3 Posted on 20/12/2008 00:04
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

You had some champagne 2 years ago.

You spend money on Lotto, horses or fück-off football accumulators.

I still think you would drop on your knees for £50

Gobble gobble and Merry Christmas x

adelfsmitler Posted on 20/12/2008 00:12
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I wish there was a lot more like this chap,,,the true brit we need to keep us going through tuff times....i`ve just got incapacity,,,a little bit of my big toe got slice off,,,,ooohhhhh my balance has gone kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrching....i`ll play along for a while why not....

holgatenigel Posted on 20/12/2008 00:14
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

A pensioner? At 41? In the bag with Tosh you go, sunshine.

TeessideCleveland Posted on 20/12/2008 00:15
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Why have no right wing trolls said
'I bet you vote Labour'?

tranny_terry Posted on 20/12/2008 00:33
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

So you left Uni with a degree and didn't bother getting a job but decided to sponge of the state instead? What a bellender.

I feel so insulted you've called me an Italian goalkeeper.

Tuncaythefunguy Posted on 20/12/2008 04:17
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

you are called Nigel which makes me laugh. prob the worst name ever. Anyway i have a brilliant life and i earn a healthy wage. I get to go on holiday twice a year (outside of europe) and can spoil my child on birthdays and christmas. Im not perfect and I have bad days as well as good days but im proud of who i am.

I couldnt care less if you scrounge or if your alan sugar. Do what you want for me. goodluck


nobbienuts Posted on 20/12/2008 10:17
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

well done

holgatenigel Posted on 23/12/2008 12:36
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

With New Year coming up there's loads of fat fanny that swarms the

gym desperate to shift a bit of timber.

I'm always there to offer some advice like, one on one.

Not_Smog Posted on 23/12/2008 13:52
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Nige is your kid disabled because your wife is your sister?


richred22 Posted on 23/12/2008 14:33
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Not_smog, you're right, but remember his mother, sister and wife are the same person.

scooby Posted on 23/12/2008 14:36
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Are people on here REALLY that dense that they are taken in by this?

holgatenigel Posted on 23/12/2008 14:39
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

No, she's disabled because she was hit by a drunk driver.

10hickton Posted on 23/12/2008 14:45
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Are you Knock Off Nigel off the telly advert ?

ExSqueezeMe Posted on 23/12/2008 14:50
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

LOLOL!

Evry1 knows dat Nigel is a batty name! LOL @Um8

bobscat Posted on 23/12/2008 14:56
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Are you the same dick who claimed to be an Arse fan last week & was going to take us all out . Think so by your tone .

Pack the day job in & get on the stage, comical.

DavidShayler Posted on 23/12/2008 15:02
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Well, it is pantomime season. Perhaps hes really WIDOW TWANKY in disguise?

Borocelt Posted on 23/12/2008 15:19
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Has no one else cottoned onto that this is blatently Liddle Towers?

Look at the style of writing.....Bored much liddle?

parmo_army1984 Posted on 24/12/2008 22:39
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

scum like you make me sick

I would have you sweeping the streets to earn your pittance


Bren_MFC Posted on 24/12/2008 22:43
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I'm a worker and haven't scrounged for 20 yrs, its called supporting your family and paying your way.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 18:25
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I had a jolly fücking Christmas thanks to you slaves to the system.

Got everything I wanted and so did everyone else.

Anyone here live in Acklam that has a lass with short brown hair?

Shes filthy as fück & if you're not prepared to keep happy a

lass like that then yer a fücking right doyle.

Helen Posted on 19/01/2009 18:31
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Hey I live in Acklam with short brown hair - wasnt me was it lol !

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 18:35
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Are you about 36D with dinner plate nipples?

If it is can I just say thank you very much for the tea and cake,

youre a star love.

GGGG Posted on 19/01/2009 18:37
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

F*** me our gran been putting it about again the dirty rat bag she is

But your even worse holtgatenigel you granny shagger

Angelmatty Posted on 19/01/2009 18:39
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Another great thread that surely should have topped the ton mark

flaps Posted on 19/01/2009 18:40
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

lol what a lazy windup

RyanHarrisLooksLikeSquidward Posted on 19/01/2009 18:42
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

super dooper C****

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 18:42
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

If she's a granny that looks like she late 30s then I'm not gonna discriminate and fair play to her for looking younger by decades.

GGGG Posted on 19/01/2009 18:45
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

What can i say my dads a male whore and put it about a bit when he iwas young

bigrichardthe3rd Posted on 19/01/2009 18:45
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgate got a bit of rubbish neds moving can you pop round on ya bike and shift it for me,,il give ya 50p go on ya can get three fags with that ya no..

RyanHarrisLooksLikeSquidward Posted on 19/01/2009 18:48
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Bet his kids smell of wee wear the latest LA gear tracksuites

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 18:49
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Don't smoke, don't do violence and don't get out of bed for less than £350.

Plenty of scruffy cünts down Thornaby that do stuff like that, try there mate.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 18:53
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Nope. My kids have the best clobber around thanks to tits like you working fück knows how many hours a day paying taxes to our bootiful government.

RyanHarrisLooksLikeSquidward Posted on 19/01/2009 18:55
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Bet your quality of life is terrible realisticly you'll have learning difficulties, shop at lidl and have an incredibly ugly crack addict girlfriend

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 19:12
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

And the reality is I'm from a middle-class background with university education, no debts, no worries and no, sorry to let you know, girlfriend, certainly not one that does any sorts of drugs either. Tip-top health and have an active sex life.

Quality of life is terrific, for your information. I enjoy every single moment of it because I don't have the responsibility of getting up in the morning and consuming my life with depressing, soul destroying work with fück all to look forward to other than Sunday morning lie-ins and retirement at an age when I can't enjoy life because I'm too worried about various illnesses and ailments and the impeding death. Looking in the mirror at a wrinkly old codger who's spunked his best years away being barked at in some office by a snotty arsehole wearing a rubbish tie from Matalan. So by all means cast your aspersions about me and speculate all you want, you're wrong and it fücking annoys you.

10hickton Posted on 19/01/2009 19:17
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Dole scrounging scum and youre called Nigel ! Not very bright are you Nige ? Are you ginger as well ?

flaps Posted on 19/01/2009 19:17
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

lmao

Sitrep Posted on 19/01/2009 19:18
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Don’t believe you,




you tell fibs.

hitchhiker Posted on 19/01/2009 19:21
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

active sex life and loaded ?

obvious now should have spotted it earlier


rent boy !!!!

RyanHarrisLooksLikeSquidward Posted on 19/01/2009 19:24
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Im a psychologist the rate for a session with me is 75 pounds an hour, from the council, i love my job i help kids with problems and help society so enjoy your 65 quid a week C****

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 19:25
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

No I'm called James actually; or Jimmy; or Jim as I get called,

Nigel's my middle name, after my granddad.

No I'm not ginger either and I'm very bright. You don't get

numerous GCSEs, A-Levels and a first in Computer Science for being

thick.

sea-sea-seasiders Posted on 19/01/2009 19:30
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

"cement in the rain" for your info cement comes in bags so normally you dnt shovel it! especially in the rain. cement is a powder you dont lay bricks with cement its called mortar.

didnt you say you had a degree?
ha ha ha ha ha

Esekiel1517 Posted on 19/01/2009 19:31
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Betfair trader 1.01

Chris_From_Pitchside Posted on 19/01/2009 19:37
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Trying to get my dole money was more stressful than any job I've ever had. Managed it on final appeal though. £360. Paid off a fair chunk of my week in Barcelona last summer.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 19:45
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Significantly more than £65 per week.
Do you think I could afford to spend £3500 on a watch or £8000
worth of holidays a year on £65 p.w. Mr. Clueless?

The fact is whatever you do in your life means jack. We all end

in the same place and unless you do something unbelievably,

incredibly vital to civilisation you'll be remembered by no one,

not that you should really give a toss. If you enjoy patronising

retards for a living so be it, I enjoy spending your taxes,

that's my choice.


Yes I have a degree in Computer Science not fücking labouring,

dipstick. Like I give a toss about the semantics relating to the

construction trade.

Cement/Concrete/Mortar means nowt to me what it actually is when

I'm simply highlighting the point that whilst these fools are

breaking their backs, I'm breaking their wife's back doors in.

The_Dude Posted on 19/01/2009 19:48
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

the things that you do in your life mean jack all, yet your attaching creedance to your posts on a footballing message board about your womanising, income etc, knowledge of a computer

are you really as thick and contradictory as you portray or just a sad lonely C*** who feels he has to type S***e to feel better?

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 19:52
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Spot the sad, jealous cünt.

The_Dude Posted on 19/01/2009 19:57
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

lol, yeah, im envious at your fictional ability, if only i had the intelligence to invent a new username, tell everybody i was signing on, declare i had three grand to spend on a watch and say i spend all day drinking famous grouse, putting on round robins, and shagging builders wives


ha ha, nice one mate, to funny

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 19:59
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

There he is!

Guisborough_Town_Red Posted on 19/01/2009 20:19
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgatenigel - How old are you and where are you from?

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 20:21
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

What relevance is that information to you?

thornaboro Posted on 19/01/2009 20:24
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgatenigel.... the best part of him ran out of his mams a rse.
one of lifes sad ones.

Guisborough_Town_Red Posted on 19/01/2009 20:25
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Just wondering.

Nice wind up, J.N

Mavrick Posted on 19/01/2009 20:26
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Wow holgatenigel you have some real ambition in life. Your point about spending taxes is B******* anyway cos we dont see it so it dosnt feel like were funding your scummy habits. Have fun living in a council funded flat all your life thats if you have moved out of your parents house yet. Also try to stay off the smack, we wouldnt want to see you reaching your career potential of selling the Big Issue now would we!

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 20:26
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Urgh! Thornaby. I might have guessed something from there would come out with some quip that's about 20 years out of date.

Sea_Harrier Posted on 19/01/2009 20:30
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Holgatenigel's mum threw the baby out, and kept the afterbirth?

Esekiel1517 Posted on 19/01/2009 20:31
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

oh Fernando!

thornaboro Posted on 19/01/2009 20:31
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Esekiel1517 Posted on 19/01/2009 20:34
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

And the money came rushing in.......

thornaboro Posted on 19/01/2009 20:36
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgatenigel life evolved from dog shhhhite on littleboy park.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 20:36
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

By flat you mean 4 bedroom semi?

Don't worry, I don't mix with druggies nor would I ever be tempted to do smack, just to ease your concerns.

As for career potential of selling copies of The Big Issue. I have no intentions of having a career of any sort, what do you not understand about that?

Esekiel1517 Posted on 19/01/2009 20:41
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Watch and learn 1.01.

kingkongsdick Posted on 19/01/2009 20:53
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

nigel - just returning to an earlier post (i'm on catch up!)

holgatenigel "...If you enjoy patronising

retards for a living so be it, I enjoy spending your taxes,

that's my choice..."

nobody is getting paid to patronise you on here. that's all.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 21:01
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

With razor sharp wit and repartee like that you should have stayed in hiding mate, your patter is cringeworthy.

Esekiel1517 Posted on 19/01/2009 21:06
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

BullS*** baffles brains,as a Yorkshireman you should know that.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 21:18
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

As oppose to what? A Staffordshireman? A Lincolnshireman?

A Lancashireman? Are you seriously trying to suggest what us

Yorkshireman have some unique ability that people who live a few

miles away are completely devoid of?

mickymacc Posted on 19/01/2009 21:44
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Now then Nigel,I could do with the easy life,got any advice?.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 22:06
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Yeah, quit your job, take your trousers off and sit on your front step in your duds.

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 19/01/2009 22:11
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I dont think anyone will believe this unless you give examples of how you get your income.

Until then its just a bad wind up.

hitchhiker Posted on 19/01/2009 22:14
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

£3500 for a watch, more holidays than judith chalmers,4 bed semi

he only dreams of these riches.

he's on a wind up...pure and simple.

you can only feel sorry for someone so delusional.


attonBORO Posted on 19/01/2009 22:16
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

i think yr great! just think when yr grandkids ask what highlights you and achievements you've had in yr S*** life, you'll be able to tell them so many stories! You piece of shiit. You have no pride and yr kids will grow up in the same way just like ye shiit parents brought you up

Esekiel1517 Posted on 19/01/2009 22:18
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Easy work.

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 22:55
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Examples of how I get my income? Why would I repeat myself to an

idiot how hasn't read the thread?


I can guarantee you I'm not on a wind-up it's your problem that

you can't accept the reality of the situation.


As for the lad jabbering on about pride and grandkids. What does

it matter? I'll tell them I enjoyed my life and did the things I

took immense pleasure in.

Life is for living, which is exactly what I'm doing, you muppets!

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 19/01/2009 23:05
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Ok then but you do realise that on this thread you have given your Name, middle name, descriptions of benefits that you are probably not entiled to, rough location and your IP address could be easily traced.

The admission of lying about going for jobs alone could stop these benefits (if you are actually claiming them)

Not to mention the boasting of £3500 watched and expensive holidays

I would expect an investigation should someone report this to the benefit fraud people..thats if they haven't already.


holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 23:13
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I may be unemployed, I'm not an idiot and using all the "trace IP"

palaver is so outdated and completely incorrect it's used by morons

who have absolutely no clue whatsoever and like to think they're

smart and computer savvy when they clearly aren't, so in future

think twice.

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 19/01/2009 23:22
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Still the info is there for you to be found should the above be true.

Enjoy it all while you can.

Not that any of its true like..!!

holgatenigel Posted on 19/01/2009 23:27
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

There's nothing more embarrassing than reading someones posts when

they think they know what they're talking about and they don't.

Tuncay_Sanli Posted on 19/01/2009 23:34
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

any one else think nigel is
100% virgin
what a ti t

holgatenigel Posted on 20/01/2009 00:18
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Can a person 73% virgin like?

afonso_alves12 Posted on 20/01/2009 05:49
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

hahaha.... This thread is funny as. What a complete tool!

Rod100 Posted on 20/01/2009 07:56
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

nigel - not a bad wind up fella.

however why dont you have the balls to meet up with some of the lads on here who have or about to be made redundant and take the p1ss out of them to their face?

i doubt you're little narra back would stand for that [;)]

are you going to make the transition to celluloid - next film "confessions of a message board to$$er"

The_same_as_before Posted on 20/01/2009 09:00
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

I quite like work, no real ambition but a good social network. The thought of sitting in all day having to talk to my wife or watch daytime TV would sent me into spasms.

Good thread though.

Holgate88 Posted on 20/01/2009 10:32
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

Ha ha nigel you complete crank. All u need is a good s**g. Could u stretch to pay for a blow up doll with ur peanuts?

Mavrick Posted on 20/01/2009 11:54
I'm a scrounger and haven't worked in 7 years

holgatenigel how do you wear your trousers? Are they tucked in or out of your socks?