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Scubahood Posted on 19/10/2008 22:48
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Tuuuuuuuuune. Check out the guitarwork too.


Link: ______

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 10:12
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Or this (check out the solo)...


Link: Fermented Offal Discharge

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 10:27
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Or...


Link: Intestinal Incubation

Linny Posted on 20/10/2008 10:30
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No one is interested.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 10:33
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You were interested enough to click the thread.

Critical_Bill Posted on 20/10/2008 10:35
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You don't have the sense you were born with.


Does it not occur to you that people might find this particluar thread title offensive? You weird little qunt.

Linny Posted on 20/10/2008 10:35
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More a morbid fascination. Something you seem to know a lot about.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 10:37
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Why would anyone find it offensive?

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 10:48
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My mate probably would, given that his first nipper was stillborn.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 10:52
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So what? This stuff is entirely fictional, like horror films.

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/10/2008 10:54
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We seem to plumb the depths of acceptability, via this message board, on a daily basis.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 10:57
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What could be more acceptable than songs about mutilating stillborns?

It's a SONG FFS, stop crying.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 10:58
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So you don't accept that sombody who'd just had their first kid delivered stillborn stumbling on this massageboard and seeing that title wouldn't feel a bit uneasy about it?

Do you know what's involved in a late pregnancy that is stillborn?

sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 20/10/2008 10:59
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lok at me!!!! look at me!!!!

BenGee Posted on 20/10/2008 10:59
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The bloke is a phuqing idiot who craves attention.

Rod100 Posted on 20/10/2008 11:00
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"So what? This stuff is entirely fictional, like horror films."

substitute "fictional" for "S***e" and you're somewhere there.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:01
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I was actually plugging the song because of its magical musical supremacy, not because of the lyrical content or how gruesome the title is. But nevermind.

skelboro Posted on 20/10/2008 11:01
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Attention seeker.Go ask mammy if you can play out get some fresh air because lets face it you probably stink.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:02
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FFS Scuba, it's not big and its not clever, so why bother, you horrible little turd

maxi_levy Posted on 20/10/2008 11:02
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Seems like he gets plenty of attention,from clowns who reply.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:03
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OVERREACTION ALERT! OVERREACTION ALERT!

Christ [:D]

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:04
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He asked why it would be offensive and I told him.

If that makes me a clown then pass the red nose and big shoes.

skelboro Posted on 20/10/2008 11:04
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Does that include you Maxi?

maxi_levy Posted on 20/10/2008 11:08
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ye

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:10
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posters voicing disapproval to a thread with a title such as this is not an overreaction, dickhead. i would love to stretch you out you daft little tvvat

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:12
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You're calling ME little? That's funny. [:D]

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:17
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hardly a midget at 5 8 am i? like you're no giant at 6 1. why come on a football msg board when you have no interest in the game and dont support this club?

Big_Shot Posted on 20/10/2008 11:18
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Scuba, a question. If a death metal band had a song that was racist would you post the lyrics on here. I know you like this sort of music and post the lyrics to get a reaction. But would you draw a line anywhere?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:18
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Erm, I do.

Big_Shot - no I wouldn't post anything racist, because that would probably be the band members' actual views. This is just gory horror fictional stuff. Do people get this uptight when they watch films about serial killers/cannibals etc? I doubt it.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:20
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And you still not answered my question.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:21
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well i've never seen a bald spotty teenage goth wearing orthopaedic boots with flames painted on them at the match

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:22
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The answer to your question is that that's life, basically. If someone posted lyrics about killing your own mother and my Mam had just been killed, I wouldn't get up on my high horse about it.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:24
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I don't go to games anymore, that's why. Partly because I got sick of the matchday experience and the sh_ite football being served up, and partly because I work Saturdays now. I previously had a season ticket for 10 years however.

Big_Shot Posted on 20/10/2008 11:25
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I'm a little disappointed to be honest. I think if you are happy with certain offensive material then I don't see why you wouldn't think everything is fair game. If it wasn't their actual views, just fictional racism, would you think its fine.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:27
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Maybe, but I'm not interested in being racist or reading racist lyrics.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:27
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That wasn't my question.

My question was can you understand why people might find it offensive.?

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 11:28
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It's just youth and their culture. Outraging the adult population. Hells Angels wearing Nazi medals, hippies and long hair. Skinheads with cropped hair and racist views; best of all punks and the rejection of society.

It is produced to outrage and it works.

You must have done something to upset the status quo at Repton boro_exile, like fart in assembly?

Big_Shot Posted on 20/10/2008 11:29
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So if you received a racist joke on a text message would you laugh or be furious?

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:29
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i was tenor farter in the school choir rids

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:29
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I can mick, but reality is, I don't really care. If people get offended by things written on a messageboard that's their problem, not mine.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:31
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Depends how funny the joke was, TBH. I'm not outraged by racism, I'm just not interested in it, nor do I see the point in holding hatred for people of a different culture/skin colour.

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 11:31
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I hope they expelled you for showing such disrespect.

Linny Posted on 20/10/2008 11:32
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Do you spit in peoples burgers where you work Scuba?

maxi_levy Posted on 20/10/2008 11:33
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Think i might start driving slowly along the moor road again,that will F*** him up.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:33
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"I'm not outraged by racism, I'm just not interested in it, nor do I see the point in holding hatred for people of a different culture/skin colour"

but threads titled "Mutilate the Stillborn" is OK? FFS scuba, grow up

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:33
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No, I wipe my arse with them.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:33
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Ah well, you've confirmed my fears.

You are a seagull bothering retard after all.

Obviously no offense like, what with this being a messageboard and all that.

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 11:33
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"OVERREACTION ALERT! OVERREACTION ALERT!

Christ "


ha! you believe in a mythical being

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:34
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quite the opposite rids, i was champion elect for 3 years and regularly went on farting holidays with my housemaster. farting is a grand public school tradition

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:35
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You mean I won't be getting a Christmas card off you mick? [V]

THEBOROBOSS Posted on 20/10/2008 11:37
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Its all White noise anyway.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:37
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Might try and send you one.

If I addressed it to

Seagull Bothering Retard
Whitby.

Think the postie could work out who I meant?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:38
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Probably not, coz I don't live in Whitby.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:38
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"farting holidays with my housemaster"

Was the buggery an optional extra?

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 11:39
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Ah well, never mind then.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:40
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not an optional extra mick, not optional at all

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:42
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It was compulsary.

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/10/2008 11:43
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Even compulsory.

Critical_Bill Posted on 20/10/2008 11:44
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exile, did you blow spunk bubbles?

littlejimmy Posted on 20/10/2008 11:45
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Surely constant buggery affects the ability to fart well.

Or so I'd imagine.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:45
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that would be frowned upon Bill, showing off is not welcomed. i did gargle though

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 11:46
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Mutilate the Stillborn could very well have been Chelsea's motto on Saturday.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:46
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Oops I spelt something wrong, bring back f_ucking hanging.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:47
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when the sphincter muscles loosen too much we attend the james to tighten up again (you oiks may know this as the gym)

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 11:48
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What was that film where the public schoolboys gunned everyone down at the end?


That was a class film. Was it 'If'

Sea_Harrier Posted on 20/10/2008 11:49
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Scuba, you appear to have a massive chip on your shoulder which may seriously affect your progress once you have passed through adolescence.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:49
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So discussing 'spunk bubbles' and sphincters is acceptable is it? You lot are fooking hypocrites.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 11:49
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not sure, clockwork orange is good though

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:50
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"Scuba, you appear to have a massive chip on your shoulder"

I know, I put it on there for a seagull to come and steal it.

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 11:51
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You must have seen it.


Link: If

Critical_Bill Posted on 20/10/2008 11:52
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One day scuba, you may look back and think 'I wish I hadn't said that..'. Life is full of twists and turns.

grantus Posted on 20/10/2008 11:52
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It will probably this year's christmas number one. It'll fit in nicely before the queen's speech.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 11:53
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Bill, I probably won't even remember this in years to come... unlike you.

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 11:53
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lol

Anubis Posted on 20/10/2008 12:03
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Like he said Mick he dosn't live in Whitby, so just send the card to:-

Seagull Bothering Retard Tourist
Whitby

It should reach him ok, [;)]

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 12:16
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Hilarious, I see what you did there.

mickbrown Posted on 20/10/2008 12:27
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You might have a point.

There is evidence that seagull bothering can lead to senility.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 12:30
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I don't bother seagulls, I am their leader and they embrace me.

MarlonD Posted on 20/10/2008 12:49
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Yet another thread where Ridsdale stomach churningly champions the cause of one of the boards 'special' characters.


Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 15:30
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I'm surprised it took so long for Plug to turn up.

MarlonD Posted on 20/10/2008 15:33
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Irony eh ?!?!?


Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 15:34
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No.

MarlonD Posted on 20/10/2008 15:36
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You know what scuba, I'm making a promise now, I won't post on anymore of your threads as I sense that everytime someone does you get ever nearer to the vinegar strokes.

I don't want to be the one to blame when jizz clogs up your keyboard.

ta-ra.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 15:38
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You mean you don't want me to show you up (again) for the thick c_unt you are. That's cool.

BigCasino Posted on 20/10/2008 15:42
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Thing is Scuba.

What you gonna do when you get down below and the big fella is listening to The Carpenters ?

Downer, or what?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 15:44
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Nothing wrong with broadening your horizons once in a while [;)]

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 15:46
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you got nothing better to do on a day off scuba than post on here - at least the rest of us get paid to do it

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 15:48
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Erm, I've been in town for the last three hours actually.

Critical_Bill Posted on 20/10/2008 15:48
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He's does nothing for the perception that hick villagers are oddballs.

The_same_as_before Posted on 20/10/2008 15:55
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Scub, Iīm not giving personal info away but I am sure there are other people who would be very upset, saying that itīs you I feel sorry for. The last couple of weeks give the impression that your having your own problems, it is best to keep them off a message board.

However the thread title didnīt bother me, your embarressing self righteousness is a bit odd.

centralscrutinizer Posted on 20/10/2008 15:56
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Scubahood, you need to grow out of this music it's rubbish. Get yourself some Frank Zappa albums.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:00
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There's nothing quite like reading too much into something...

What do you mean "grow out of it"? We like what we like, simple as that. Fcking snob.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:01
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shopping for socks again

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:02
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No, I bought a lovely sandwich for my tea though. And some gherkins.

The_same_as_before Posted on 20/10/2008 16:03
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move off the black pills onto the happier ones. Go on a cruise.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:05
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Why? I'm perfectly happy as I am.

centralscrutinizer Posted on 20/10/2008 16:15
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Scubahood, It wouldn't do you any harm to lighten up a bit.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:16
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Thanks for the advice Dr. Phil, but really, I'm fine.

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:18
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Has mummy blocked you finding porn on the internet to rid yourself of pent up frustrations Scuba?
I think she should unblock it, it would be a bit healthier.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:18
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Original.

NedKat Posted on 20/10/2008 16:21
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Yer know .. the worst day of my life was spent in the Queen Mother's hospital in Glasgow, in the Autumn of 1992. My wife had to give birth to a baby that was already dead inside of her, and it just about wrecked me. The nurse brought him back to us, after he'd been washed down, and wrapped in a blanket. It was like he was fast asleep, so beautiful, and so dead ...

The_same_as_before Posted on 20/10/2008 16:23
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Ned, have also that sad T Shirt, and in foreign climes. But the first time it all goes well lifeīs very very good.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:23
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I'm genuinely sorry to hear that Ned, the thread title wasn't meant to offend anyone though.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:25
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well dont post it then chunt, it's quite likely that the titles of your pop songs WILL cause offence if you post them on here

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:26
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The sad sh11tes that wrote the "song" obviously meant it to be offensive so sad sacks would feel like rebels buying it, with their pocket money from mummy.

The_same_as_before Posted on 20/10/2008 16:27
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For the record I did not find the thread title offensive. Far worse things to worry about that a group of kids trying to shock the world.

NedKat Posted on 20/10/2008 16:28
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You didn't create the song title, Scubes. No offence taken .. But, I do often wonder about these people who claim to make "music" by writing songs with the most horrifically offensive words in them .. I really don't get it ..?

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 16:29
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"the thread title wasn't meant to offend anyone though."



no? what was it meant to do then?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:29
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exile and Midosparmo - you seem to be forgetting one vital thing though... IT'S NOT REAL.


Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 20/10/2008 16:30
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I think it's actually meant to shock rather than offend, but in any case its all pretty pathetic imo.

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:31
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They wrote it knowing it would offend some people, thats the fact, whether its real or not.

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 16:32
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"you seem to be forgetting one vital thing though... IT'S NOT REAL.
"




you seem to be forgetting that stillborn births are real

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:33
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I suppose it's just about pushing the boundaries Ned, the same reason people make extremely gruesome/shocking horror films.

The thing I was trying to get across though, is that if you actually look past their lyrical content, they're actually supremely talented musicians.

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:35
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Extremly gruesome/shocking horror films are for morons too.

Linny Posted on 20/10/2008 16:37
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Scubes - Despite the song "not being real"(?) in your opinion, you must be pretty naive to think that it would not offend people.

On a popular public message board you must know there is a possibility that there will be people on here who have experience of still born children in their lives or the lives of those they love. Would it not upset you if you'd lost a child like this?

If you know all this but don't care then your just a nasty piece of S***.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:37
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In your opinion.

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 16:38
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"Would it not upset you if you'd lost a child like this?"




he'd need to get his end away first

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:39
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saying its not real is a weak excuse and in no way mitigates your vile posts. why dont you fook of onto a msg board for like minded immature twerps

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:40
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Mmmmmm, I feed off your hatred.

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:40
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Theres been people banned for a lot less offensive stuff then talking about stillborns on here and most of them were not talking about real life.
I fail to see the point of Scuba on a football message board.

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 16:41
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there must be plenty of attention seeking crap music messageboards out there

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:41
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I fail to see the point in your existence, full stop.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:42
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i dont hate you scuba, you're just a username on a screen, i just pity you

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:43
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I believe you.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:44
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good

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 16:44
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have you ever had a reply along the lines of

"yes i like that record too and i have it in my collection, let us meet for a drink where much fun will commence........."

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:44
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Me? Ive got a job,wife and a family and dont need to try and sound big, with pathetic songs.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:47
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"Me? Ive got a job,wife and a family"

What would you like, a c_unting medal?

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:48
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Thats the point to my exsistance, whats yours?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:48
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I'm a demigod.

ridsdale Posted on 20/10/2008 16:49
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One of my favourite songs is Heroin by the Velvet Underground.




I've never tried heroin though.

Midosparmo Posted on 20/10/2008 16:50
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You've a semi hard on, with those lyrics more like, which is probably the best you can get.

Linny Posted on 20/10/2008 16:50
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I'm amazed that there are enough socially inept loners out there to make these sick F***ers the money they get for this noise.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:50
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who do you think worships you?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:51
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You, for a start.

Linny Posted on 20/10/2008 16:51
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His right hand.

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:52
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Keep 'em coming, Jimmy Tarbuck.

David_Rappaport Posted on 20/10/2008 16:52
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his mummy and daddy who spoil their only child

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:53
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no scuba, i dont, i really really dont. you're just a goth version of kevin the teenager

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:53
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Once again, I believe you whole-heartedly.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 16:55
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you dont have a heart scuba - what makes you think i care if you believe me or not?

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 16:59
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I don't give a sh_it whether you care or not, TBH. It's just fun watching you continue to get your vaginal lips in a twist. I'll just put it down to your short man syndrome I think.

boro_exile Posted on 20/10/2008 17:01
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well done scuba, very good, very wrong too though

Scubahood Posted on 20/10/2008 17:03
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I'm never wrong. My powers of perception are unrivalled.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 21/10/2008 06:50
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They sound a bit like Oasis (pre- Definitely Maybe)