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Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:05
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PinkPonces posts about Blackberrys, Z4's, free tickets and TV's in his office. I thought he might have thought of some new material to get people hooked by now...

kestrelboro Posted on 02/10/2008 16:07
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Well you keep talking about him.......

Nearly all his threads reach a 100



Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:07
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Who does?

Libbins Posted on 02/10/2008 16:08
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He's not a real person, he's Rob's alter ego.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 16:09
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Do I sense that the board fantasist is feeling the pressure?
You need to up the ante Lisbon. Try a 'my mate thread'

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:10
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Do you think Rob has his Blackberry clipped on to his belt under his miners jacket?

captain5 Posted on 02/10/2008 16:10
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I don't know whether this is any consolation, but you'll always be the biggest lying T*** on here, to me, Lisbon.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:13
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To be fair I've hovered about the board and found it's lost it's charm recently. I don't know whether the F***wit quotient has increased recently or PinkPonce's predictability has turned it into Playschool.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 16:15
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"Hovering above the board"
Your 'trainer' thread seems to have it's feet on the ground

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:16
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Yep, it's the F***wit quotient.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 16:28
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Why don't you just ignore his posts like I do?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:30
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I do, that's why I posted it here and not on his thread.

SoSmo Posted on 02/10/2008 16:33
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I aspire to be like him - he's leading me away from fashion faux pas and bad decisions regards my career.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 16:33
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Why don't you shave your pubes and rusty bullet hole Lisbon? I'm sure people would have you back as the board idiot.

rick4974 Posted on 02/10/2008 16:43
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best just to ignore her, she'll soon go away.


Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:44
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I have purposely grown a testicle beard in order to stay out of the board spotlight.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 16:46
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testicle beard?

Links?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 16:51
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No links but I might get some inserted on payday.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 16:53
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Hello Lisbon...

Your post would indicate that I didn't procure and don't own a Z4 Coupe.

You would be incorrect. And what I would like to know - and you may be able to help - is that if no one likes the car, then why wouldn't you believe that I own one.

You would love the office I work in Lisbon. There are 2 40" Plasmas on my Floor... a further 2 downstairs. Its a pleasure to earn my money in.

As for the free tickets, you're just jealous that you've not had any freebies lately!

Kestral is the voice or reason on this thread.

ridsdale Posted on 02/10/2008 16:54
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Lisbon, you appear to be a wee bit jealous of the Ponce.


You are both equal pains in the arse BTW.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 16:56
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And when has anyone ever come upto you in the pub and said "Are you Lisbon? I think your mint"?

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 16:56
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He's only got one house rids...

And daz, thats a very good point [:D]

ridsdale Posted on 02/10/2008 16:57
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True Ponce, and a measly number of trainers to boot.

Critical_Bill Posted on 02/10/2008 17:00
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Does a ten-a-penyy new build flat class as a 'house'?

zaphod Posted on 02/10/2008 17:01
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I have to have a blackberry. It's a pain in the arse & I try to leave it accidentally switched off most of the time.

What's a Z4? Is it like a C5?

sasboro1 Posted on 02/10/2008 17:02
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"He's only got one house rids..."

bit like you then?

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:02
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What exactly would you class as "New Build" bill?

The 4 Bedroomed town house is "new Build" as well.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 17:02
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Vinny when your born in Whinney Banks it does

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:03
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Sas, lisbon rents a flat. I rent a house, alongside the mortgage up north.

We've been through this all before. You were wrong then.

I see you haven't replied to the blackberry thread. Very Bill-esque of you. I'll hoof it incase you missed it kid x

Dr_Evil Posted on 02/10/2008 17:04
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Why do you all bite so hard?

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:05
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They can't help themselves Evil...

Candy.

Baby.

From.

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 17:05
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To be fair to Lisbon. He sniffed most of his money up his nose

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 17:05
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Hello PinkPonce. I actually believe that you own a Z4 coupe and have no opinion on it other than that it would not be my car of choice for that price.

I get pleasure from doing my work rather than watching TV at work, I can do that at home. Maybe that is why T5 was such a bollock.

I've actually got a free ticket to go karting in Leeds arrive on my desk this morning, a private flight up to Scotland to play golf at Gleneagles and a free night out in London in December. So it's fair to say I'm not particularly jealous of you getting a ticket for 2 teams Who mean bo diddley to you.

Kestrel is a very bland brand of lager.

sasboro1 Posted on 02/10/2008 17:07
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sorry didnt realise there was a reply waiting for me, to be honest i've not checked since my last post. it was yesterdays entertainment for me. You just a bit boring sometimes if i am being honest


with the house you were making out as if you owned it but turned out you were renting a room with a few people from work...lights paper and steps back

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 17:08
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Ponce, when you can afford to live in St Johns Wood and hang out with the CHildrens TV presenters, then I might let you clean my football boots.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:10
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Hello Lisbon,

Your post which opened with "Does Anyone Really Fall For PinkPonces posts about Blackberrys, Z4's.." would suggest that you don't believe it.

A Z4 coupe would maybe not be your car of choice. But it was mine.

Having a handful of plasmas in the office doesn't detract from my work at all. Its on sky sports news all day usually but it is no more distracting than my blackberry ringing every 10 minutes.

I would gainmore pleasure from watching Manchester Utd V QPR than I would playing a round of golf at Gleneagles.

I've had more free nights out in London than I have emails on my Blackberry.

I could go Karting in Leeds at the weekend if I wanted to.

What you do, I don't care about. What I do makes your day.

sasboro1 Posted on 02/10/2008 17:11
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Looks like Lisbons has got PP to bite

boro_exile Posted on 02/10/2008 17:11
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you've only had 1 email on your blackberry? tell em they can have it back

bororeddaz Posted on 02/10/2008 17:12
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Is this the sequel to Dumb and Dumber?

Dumb and Bummer?

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:13
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SAS:

"You just a bit boring sometimes if i am being honest"

Explains why you can't leave me alone I suppose.

There was no bite, learn the difference. I responded in exactly the same fashion as LL did to my original post.

Lisbon:

I don't get a bonk on because of a postcode. Especially when there's not enough room in your flat to make use of said erection.

rick4974 Posted on 02/10/2008 17:14
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well played LL, well PLAYED

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 17:16
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Not at all. It suggests that there is only one reason you post these things and that is to get a reaction.

Yes, you have mentioned it a few times.

Yes but presumably your Blackberry ringing is work related.

In what way would you get more pleasure watching 2 random teams than excelling at a sport. Is it cos you are unfit or are you scared of getting another slap off a Mackem?

Would you like a medal?

Do it then.

Good, I would be upset if you did care about what I did as you don't know me. Yes, I know, I'm knocking one out over your plasmas as we speak.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 17:19
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I didn't mention my postcode PinkPonce and you've never seen my flat.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:20
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Lisbon,

"In what way would you get more pleasure watching 2 random teams than excelling at a sport"

I have no real interest in playing golf. I do however have interest in eating top quality food, drinking copius amounts of Free Alcohol and watching football.

You mentioned St Johns Wood and that i'd love to Afford to live there. The price of your property is driven mainly by its postcode. Difficult I know, but don't worry.

Dr_Evil Posted on 02/10/2008 17:25
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So much testosterone and hair straighteners is not a good combination.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 17:26
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Ponce,

That may be why you're struggling with your complexion. A more balanced diet might lead you down the path of a more fulfilling and less materialistic lifestyle.

Golf is a very interesting sport but then I enjoy almost all sports. It's the challenge of trying to excel at something, rather than wasting my life watching other people try to do something that has no interest to me.

"The price of your property is driven mainly by its postcode. Difficult I know, but don't worry."

I don't worry but I do feel slightly embarassed for you. Your poverty filled upbringing that you keep reminding us all of has affected your brain I'm afraid.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 17:30
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Lisbon, I never thought I'd see the day when you start using Bills lines. You have hit a new low.

You could only wish to have a complexion like mine, what with your panda eyes and "boozers nose"... You may have noticed over the years, but not everything bill says is true.

There's no need to feel slighty embarassed for me whatsoever. I'm not here for that. I'm proud of the upbringing I received and where I have taken my life so far.

I'm hardly one to bring that up - its only when people like you feel the need to comment on something else which Bill has posted on me.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 02/10/2008 17:34
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Why not, he's a funny fellow is Bill.

The panda eyes I accept, it's what the chicks go for but boozers nose?

Congratulations, I am proud of you. From street urchin to board celebrity, have you thought about writing a book. Maybe you could use some board quotes and use Rob to market it for you.

Hardly one to bring what up?


Posted on 02/10/2008 17:40
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Game. Set. Match. Lisbonlegend.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 19:25
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Hardly game set match....

Hardly one to bring up my "roots"...

Speaking of roots, they're starting to come through already... booked in for next saturday full head bleach.

Enjoy your evening in the pokey little one bed lisbon.

Beau Posted on 02/10/2008 19:46
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Ponce please tell me you have bleach blonde hair?

Posted on 02/10/2008 19:55
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This game was over long ago. T'victor - Lisbonlegend. His opponent is obviously not gracious in defeat.

Posted on 02/10/2008 21:01
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This game was over long ago. T'victor - Lisbonlegend. His opponent is obviously not gracious in defeat.

PinkPonce Posted on 02/10/2008 21:11
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Beau - only for the summer.. back to black soon..

Number 2 all over and white blonde.

Listen, throckingman,, this mystery username doesn't fool anyone. Not since it was last outted a few weeks ago. You just won't learn will you.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 08:01
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Ponce, as it happened I went out and played 5-a-side followed by a few drinks in the pub with my mates. I see you spent the night in your mansion spanking yourself off over the board again.

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 08:27
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Looks like the Boards Master Bullsh1tter got sick of the young upstart and taught him a lesson.

Bravo Lisbon.

bororeddaz Posted on 03/10/2008 08:32
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Thats why he's so insecure Lisbon. He doesn't have mates to go drinking with.
Ponce, try meeting a few people from internet messageboards, it helped Lisbons inner problems

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 08:32
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Lisbon, may I direct you to the thread linked regarding my thursday evening.

The free night out in Windsor put pay to any Thursday night out. I had a good night in as well. Got some work done, my darts is improving and I have a clear head.

Marlon, get your tongue out of his arse... Although you are bound to say that, it really doesn't surprise me.

We all know who'll be licking his tea towell holder next.


Link: Thursday Night...

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 08:37
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chomp, chomp.

More bites than Lisbon in a pasty shop.

bororeddaz Posted on 03/10/2008 08:37
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ripostes carry more power with correct spelling.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 08:38
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To be honest I've got better things to do than read about a night out you had in Windsor. Been there with work many a time and it's nothing special.

You played darts on your own? Did you win?

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 08:40
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He hit his own face a few times by the looks of it.

bororeddaz Posted on 03/10/2008 08:47
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Is that with the darts or spanking himself off?

gibbos_left_boot Posted on 03/10/2008 08:50
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PP, what is your job?

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 09:00
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Its like the Blue Oyster in here with you lot FFS...

Gibbo, I'm a quantity surveyor.

Lisbon, the thing is though I've got nights out planned tonight and tomorrow with friends from the real world.

I don't have to arse lick on here in order to make drinking buddies.

You enjoy your weekend talking about me with OTM, Grantus and Evil.

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 09:01
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He is the stationary cupboard stock controller.


PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 09:03
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and as you can see, there's a few people don't like it, gibbos.

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 09:04
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I absolutely hate it that you're a junior QS, hate it I do.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 09:06
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[:)]

Trainee Marlon, Trainee. I don't want the responsibility. Especially after building T5 single handedly.

bororeddaz Posted on 03/10/2008 09:07
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He's the Gareth Keenan to the guys who manage projects.

SoSmo Posted on 03/10/2008 09:07
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Is this real?

Ponce_Smokes_Pink_Cigars Posted on 03/10/2008 09:09
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Wondered how long it would be before you dropped in something you got for free in this thread PP.

Getting a free night out is hardly something to brag about fgs, i get free nights out every few weeks i go to london myself, but you dont see me bringing it up in every argument

oh and lisbon, well done for putting him in his place, although he cant seem to see it, dunno how with those big bug eyes he has

SoSmo Posted on 03/10/2008 09:10
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It's a funny looking terminal is 5. Not yet used it so can't comment fully.

Ponce_Smokes_Pink_Cigars Posted on 03/10/2008 09:10
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"Especially after building T5 single handedly."

And what a fine job you did aswell.

John67 Posted on 03/10/2008 09:11
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Thankyou gentlemen, this thread has cheered my morning ;- )

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 09:15
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Ponce, I thought you would have, all of a sudden.

If you are staying in on your own playing darts and posting on here all night I suggest you do start arse licking to make some drinking buddies.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 09:16
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Thank you, Ponce Smokes Pink Cigars.

Its a shame BA couldn't operate the thing [;)]

Not dropping any freebies in really PSPC... They are ten-a-penny to be honest. Anyway, a lot of my meals out are expense account anyway.

Suppose its the perks of being a trainee QS, n' that.

Anyway, you lads can think what you want. All i know is that its another thread about me. And you say you're not obsessed.

lisbon, yes I was playign on my own. I always have poker nights on my own. Grow up FFS.

If i was SAS, i would say you're a rather lonely depressed man and suffered a traumatic upbringing - leading to your desperate need to make friends on t'net.

However, I'm not sas, so enjoy your evening socalising with your "friends" you ponce wannabe.

SoSmo Posted on 03/10/2008 09:17
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It'd make for thirsty work like.....

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 09:18
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Ponce, I'm so obsessed with you that I spend my nights wondering what freebies you might have this week or whether you've hit the bullseye. That is until I am rudely awoken by another Kids TV presenter topping themselves in the flat above. The price of living in an affluent neighbourhood I suppose.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 09:42
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No the price of living in an affluent neighbourhood is that you are currently skint.

You're not fooling anyone, kid.

If I wanted a pokey little 2 roomed flat I could get one. I chose to live in a nice, big, 4 double bedroom, 3 bathroom town house instead.

I don't need a postcode to make myself feel special. The Z4 Coupe does that job pretty nicely, thanks.

xxx

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 09:51
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Oh how the green eyed monster rears his ugly head.

Ponce, I suppose if you never go out you need a bigger place to live, son.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 09:52
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why dont you both just suck each other off and get it over with

slipshod Posted on 03/10/2008 09:53
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That is until I am rudely awoken by another Kids TV presenter topping themselves in the flat above. The price of living in an affluent neighbourhood I suppose


No that is the nightmare prosect of having you as a neighbour.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 09:53
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You still living with your parents in Eston, Ratty.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 09:53
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Slipshod, you'd love me as a neighbour.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 09:55
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nope normanby lisbon, and yes i am, whats your point? im 21 and single why would i want to waste money renting somewhere when i can live at home paying fuk all for the time being?

slipshod Posted on 03/10/2008 09:55
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It sounds like they all hang themselves, is that the smell of pasties cooking too much for them.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 09:57
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Ratty, you're a waster. You should have been kicked out when you were 18 instead of leaching from your family.

I had a nice Cornish Pasty down Lands End last week. I wouldn't drive all that way for another one though.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 09:59
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Lisbon, you're getting even more pathetic with every post...

No green eyed monster here kid... Except on your opening post on this thread.

"Ponce, I suppose if you never go out you need a bigger place to live, son."

Does drinking with people off here, in the house class as going out?

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:00
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i dont leach off them, i do enough things round the house so that i dont have to pay anything, plus im hardly at home on a night anyway

slipshod Posted on 03/10/2008 10:02
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He is just nearing the ton thread which is all he wanted when he started the thread.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:02
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Ratty, just think if you cared to spunk 2,000 a month up the wall, you too could own a one bedroomed flat above Halal Chicken Express in St Johns Wood.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:03
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Possibly Ponce but as long as I remain above your level then I'm ok.

No, that's a cheap night in with the lads. Is it not acceptable to drink with people from here?

Look Ponce, all your tittle tattle about freebies, blackberry's and earning lots of money I did years ago. I don't mind you riding my cyber coat tails but at least make a decent fist of it young un.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:05
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Ratty, the only thing you do around the house is shampoo the carpets with your constant frapping.

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 10:05
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ratty, if you pay nothing in lodge to your parents you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Sponging get.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:09
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exactly, i could happily pay to rent a decent place in boro on my own, but whats the point its just dead money, i'd rather save half of it and use the rest to something i want to buy.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:10
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marlon as i've already said, i do things around the house to make up for it, which my parents have said is fine, if they wanted money off me i'd pay quite happily

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:11
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Get yourself a camper van with all the money you've saved ratty. Then you could travel AND choke the rooster.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:14
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Ponce, there is no Halal Chicken Express in St Johns Wood but we do have a pub with a dart board, if you ever fancied getting out the house for a change.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:14
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is that instead of choking the rooster in a expensive flat making me skint like you lisbon? oh and well done on your ton [:)]

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:15
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what happens when you bring a lass back? do you pay your parents 20 to go down the local for a couple of hours?

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 10:15
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So what you do stuff around the house !!

You should have enough self respect to pay them something or at least save something every month and treat them to a holiday or something.

No wonder we all despair at the younger generations.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:15
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Yes, ratty.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:16
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no sas i just shag the lass while my parents are still in the house, why are you wanting to come watch me in action?

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:17
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I don't think so, I just couldnt shag a lass with the parents bedroom next door. For starters your parents might be listening.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:17
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Slipshod, the simple fact in all of this is that lisbon doesn't like it when his threads limp in with 9 replies. He need a quick fire ego boost. A thread about me was the only way to get it.

Lisbon, you're not just drinking with them though are you. YOu're friends with people you met on an internet messageboard.

That's all you have. And work mates. No real friends. I'm sorry if thats slightly harsh but the truth sometimes hurts.

Join a pottery class, or weight watchers or something. Meet some people with similar interests and don't flaunt yourself across the internet looking for "friends".

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:18
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what stuff do i do around the house marlon?

how does boarding the loft out for them so that anyone can go up there without falling through the floor into someones bedroom and so that my dad who has a bad back doesnt have to go up all the time when im not in because nobody else can get up there?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:18
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I know Marlon, the youth of today are a disgrace. To think waht our grandparents went through in the war and this is how these lazy halfwits repay them.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:20
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sas do you really think i care that they can hear us when i'm ploughing some lass? thats the last thing i have on my mind at the time

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:20
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"I just couldnt shag a lass with the parents bedroom next door."

Not shag her properly anyway Sas...

bigrichardthe3rd Posted on 03/10/2008 10:21
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a bon chat, bon rat,.......realy gentlemen,,,a la poubelle,,

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:22
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Lisbon has loads of friends, he has decent personality, a good laugh, up for a laugh and a pretty clever chap. That's not a p1ss take by the way thats a genuine assessment. Other people could take a leaf out of his book instead of getting carried away on here.

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 10:24
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So your Dad has a bad back and you still don't pay him any lodge.

Boarding a loft out is hardly building T5 is it ?



Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:26
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how is paying my dad going to solve his bad back? which he's had numerous operations on and has basically been told theres nothing more they can do?

as for T5, maybe not, but i did a better job of the loft than what they did of T5

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:27
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Sas, you're doing exactly the same there as what I'm doing here.

Judging people you've never met.

I'm brilliant, fully, charismatic, charming, caring, considerate, have loads of friends, would give you my last penny etc.

Marlon [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:27
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Ratty, was it on time and on budget?

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 10:28
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Course it was on budget.

He only charged them for labour.

Tighter than a gnat's chuff.

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:29
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"Sas, you're doing exactly the same there as what I'm doing here."

But i have met lisbonlegend

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:30
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ponce i finished so early that i even replaced the lighting up there to make it brighter

not sure about budget as i didnt pay for the thing, but it was alot cheaper than paying someone else to come in and do it, although marlon will probably say i should have paid for it myslef and then buy them a new house to say thank you

ohwell i was close enough, how predictable

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:30
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Sas I know. You've not met everyone else who you claim should "take a leaf out of his book"

You're not the cleverest are you.

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 10:31
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Sorry Ponce but I am mates with Lisbon have been for about 7 years and now we both live in London and I have to say that he has a very active social life so much so that he invites me everywhere and I feel slightly ashamed that I cant keep up with the guys goings on.
Ponce this has probably been asked this before but are you gay? Just I have a lot of gay mates and to be honest they do sound a lot like you. Hell for all I know you could be one of my gay mates LOL

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:31
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Ponce, when you can break into the top 5 in message board replies then I'll let you smell my underpants.

I am friends with them and good lads they are too. Ponce, you seemed to have missed the point and not for the first time, did you not relaise that you also post on the messageboard. Ponce, I have over 500 facebook friends, any one of them could get the call up by me at any moment, they're all on standby waiting for the call.

I wouldn't mind doing pottery actually, good idea. What's weight watchers like, I've never been.

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:32
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Since when did I mention you should take a leaf out of his book, you are jumping the gun again thinking things are about you.

Most of us can see what you are about anyway. It is not rocket science.

Sorry just had a little laugh you calling me not the cleverest too.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:33
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Lisb, do an FAO Bill, sure he could give you advice on WW.

Facebook friends huh... I'm down and out for the count now. LISBON HAS 500 FACEBOOK FRIENDS!

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 10:34
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Lisbon & the LCC are a decent bunch, joking aside.

Had a great night out with them after the Arsenal game last season, so we've planned another one for after Fulham this season.

You should come Ponce, but make sure you don't wear any of that S*** clobber you have, oh & make sure you don't have your hair as gay as before (pauluka would have you, literally).

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:36
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Ponce fails to spot the irony. Who'd have thought it.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:36
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marlon, when you say pauluka will have you, do you mean beat him to a pulp, or savage his rusty sherrifs badge

SoSmo Posted on 03/10/2008 10:38
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I like this kind of thread. It's what makes us great.

MarlonD Posted on 03/10/2008 10:38
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Both. As he's bumminh him he'll be smacking him in the back of the head.

Something he learnt in the army apparently.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 10:38
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tbf i've met lisbon aswell ponce, only briefly and he seemed a decent cheery bloke.

then he walked off and played cack against millwall's fans in the cooper fund raiser and let me down heavily

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:39
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PP should spend some weekends down in london and go to some boro away games instead of going back to boro every weekend.

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 10:45
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Sas , I think its the whole big fish in a small pond syndrome. I like London as no one knows who you are, where you have come from and who you have slept with. Where in Boro it is the exact reverse and everyone knows everything about you right down to what you had for breakfast. Hence why I left and will never be going back.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:46
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You had shreddies for breakfast.

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 10:48
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He might enjoy the experience. he does seem to like spending large parts of his tiome talking to fellow boro fans on here

SoSmo Posted on 03/10/2008 10:49
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I think we should all get on with our work to be honest.....

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 10:50
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Indeed I did I needed some energy after the antics in le chambre!

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 10:50
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SAS, why should I stay down?

I get my flights paid for. All my friends and family are at home, I have my own place there.

I have been to many Boro games whilst down here but mainly the mid-week ones. When I do I would always still get the flight home on a saturday evening from LHR...

Marlon, thanks for the offer. Got no decent clobber though [:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 10:56
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When's your birthday Beau and what you doing?

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 11:02
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Beau, think you have it spot on there.

Dr_Evil Posted on 03/10/2008 11:03
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I have fallen back in love with the board.

You are still all bent though.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 11:05
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Big fish in a small pound huh...

Not a chance. I'm here to do a job. I live in Middlesbrough.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 11:05
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i thought thats why you loved this board Dr_Evil, because of the bentness

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 11:06
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Is that cos the Mackem gave you a good beating.

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 11:09
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Its a week today so dont forget to post my card by Thursday night latest everyone! The folks are flying in from Singapore so spending the weekend with them as I aint seen Dad in about 8 months!!! Pretty boring really but then again I am an elder now!
Sas, always the case mate people move away and the first thig they want to do is go back and brag about how cool where ver they are living is and all that, well if its that cool why arent you there then?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 11:12
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Nice one. Well I might buy you a celebratory Lucozade sport on Wednesday if you're there. I played fo rthe bottom team after you'd left and scored 2 and had 2 assists in a 4-1 win. For some reason I felt a hundred times better in the last match than I did in the previous three. I think I'll have to start warming up at 2pm.

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 11:19
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I know I might get down there early every week if I can play four games in a night. Good work mate did you play up top? I thought we moved the ball around well on Wednesday and reaped the rewards. Still, I would rather be playing darts at home alone.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 11:21
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I might start taking a half day every Wednesday and milk the free footie. I have Wii darts, maybe we could play online against one another all night.

mattyk50 Posted on 03/10/2008 11:21
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this board is insane.

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 11:25
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I cant play mate, I am to busy posting my shopping list on here and telling everyone that I built an Airport on my own. ;)

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 11:26
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[:D]

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 11:26
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I thought you were out buying a Z4 and shaving your pubes tonight.

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 11:33
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No sorry I got it all mixed up:

Tonight I am entertaining clients I have had the clown outfit dry cleaned especially.

Tomorrow I am flying all the way back up north to tell everyone how big time I am down in London and that my house has 12 bathrooms in it.

Sorry for all the confusion

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/10/2008 11:35
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Some of the things on this thread are unbelievable.

Particulary GYRO claiming to have shagged a bird.

sasboro1 Posted on 03/10/2008 11:37
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Don't forget to tell everyone you have an executive box for footy game

Dr_Evil Posted on 03/10/2008 11:40
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GYRO - everyone needs their daily dose of gay.

Its what keeps the board sane.

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 11:42
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Beau, drop lisbon an email from your blackberry to let him know if you can make it.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 11:44
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bill your jealousy know's no bounds does it

Beau Posted on 03/10/2008 11:44
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Will do pal ;)

PinkPonce Posted on 03/10/2008 11:45
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Ratty, don't go pinching Bills lines now.

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/10/2008 11:45
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Jealousy of what?

being 21 but still treat and acting like a schoolkid?

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 11:47
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no not that bill, being able to find your knob and getting a lass without having to pay for her

Dr_Evil Posted on 03/10/2008 11:48
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Ooooh good one Ratty, you are going up in the world.

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/10/2008 11:48
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What do you know about paying for anything?
Do you still get pocket money?

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 11:50
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yeah because the tooth fairy pays for my car that i bought doesnt she

Dr_Evil Posted on 03/10/2008 11:50
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I think you've hit a nerve Ratty.

Bills only had the one bird, and she cost him a fortune bless him.

I warned you about the extra's you'd have to pay on import tax Bill.

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/10/2008 11:52
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Is that what you call your Mother? Fancy being a kept boy at the age of 21.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 11:53
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Don't you drive a go-kart, ratty?

Dr_Evil Posted on 03/10/2008 11:53
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Bill that's poorer than one of Soles' lines, hang your head in shame.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 11:54
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why would i call my mam tooth fairy? that doesnt even make any sense, also its abit pot kettle black isnt it you saying i act like a teenager and you coming out with mam jokes?

and its better than being a kept boy at your age

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 03/10/2008 11:55
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lisbon i think you'll find its not just a go kart, but a z4 coupe go kart with go faster stripes

Critical_Bill Posted on 03/10/2008 11:56
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You'll end up like Ronnie Corbett in Sorry.

Evil, I see you are back to your coat-tailing self.

Dr_Evil Posted on 03/10/2008 11:57
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Thats me!

I think if you re read your spreadsheet, that I dont generally side with anyone Billyboy.

pearsys_tash Posted on 03/10/2008 12:00
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very amusing, to be honest lisbon i think ive just changed my opinion of you.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 14:56
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Is that good or bad, pearsys_tash?

pearsys_tash Posted on 03/10/2008 15:05
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well you've gone up slightly in my estimation after our last slagging match months ago, so i suppose it good lisbon.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 16:32
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Thanks. Oh yeah the thread where you accused me of making up the fact I'd played Northern League and that you were Unibond and a much better player than me.[;)]

pearsys_tash Posted on 03/10/2008 17:01
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well the last bit is true like haha.

Anyway carry on.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 03/10/2008 17:05
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No doubt, p_t.[:)]

Ponce, just to let you know I've just been offered tickets to Hull v Spurs on Sunday which I declined and England v Kazhakstan in Club Wembley a week tomorrow which I shall be attending. Carry on.