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The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 19:36
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

there is no way he's a boro fan, all he does is babble on about how poor we are and how we should have signed him and him etc, slaven F*** off you negative , pessamistic C***

BaconButty Posted on 30/09/2008 19:37
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

couldnt disagree more. He wont have a bad word said about boro at the moment.

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 19:38
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

thats cos your a muppett as well

fishface101 Posted on 30/09/2008 19:40
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

I stopped listening to him the season after we won the Carling cup when he was telling all the Boro fans if they were not happy with the football to vote with there feet

scary thing was a lot of Boro fans listened


Michael_Knight Posted on 30/09/2008 19:44
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Bernie Slaven is a realist. I think you will also find he is called Bernie not Benrie.

Bren_MFC Posted on 30/09/2008 19:47
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Yes he points out the facts, doesn't attempt to paint over the cracks.

KingOfTheTribes Posted on 30/09/2008 19:50
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Is that the start of a poem...

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 19:53
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Sorry michael, i do apologise for not caring enough to check for punctual errors, thankfully with you having no life at all, you see to it that all grammatical errors are pounced upon immidiately

please don't ever get a job or a girlfriend, the board would really suffer

Sitrep Posted on 30/09/2008 19:55
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Bernie Slaven is a Boro fan

blindschool Posted on 30/09/2008 19:57
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

It should be immediately not immidiately. And I not i. It's a good job you don't need to be intelligent to hand out arbitary and random abuse.

Dr_Evil Posted on 30/09/2008 20:00
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

I agree with Slaven some of the time too.

But then he can go way over the top and not see the wood for the trees.

Pretty much like half the lot on here.

Ponderosaheadboardbasher Posted on 30/09/2008 20:01
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

I was a Slaven fan as a player up until his "i am bothered about me" attitude when the Boro signed Andy Peyton. His histrionics about being sub and storming away from the club were completely detrimental to team spirit and an insult to anyone patiently plugging away in the reserves waiting for a chance. I also believe it had a big effect on Peyton and we never saw the best out of him because of it.
As a radio pundit I have always felt he has a vested interest in negatively criticising our centre-forwards so that his own light still shines brightly in the Boro fans eyes. whenever I hear a comment from him about attitude I cringe at how two-faced he is.
All that said I think he has the Club and town in his heart and he is probably just a doom-sayer in the same way many fans on this board can be.
It would be interesting to see if he would leave the area for a job commenting on Radio'Tic

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:02
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

i agree

Apart from how to spell 'Arbitray' Blindy

It's actually 'arbitrary'

Genious

dave_79 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:02
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

i think dude what you will find with bernie slaven is, when things are not going right on the pitch he will say it and not cover things up. I know its hard for you ra ra's at the moment but face up to facts we are playing S***e!!!!

blindschool Posted on 30/09/2008 20:06
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

It's genius, not genious.

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:07
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

And you my friend, are an idiut

Michael_Knight Posted on 30/09/2008 20:07
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

It's ok son i won't ever get a girlfriend as my wife wouldn't be to happy about that. I also have a fantastic job and i get a tremendous salary.


The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:08
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Well, thats fantastic news walter

blindschool Posted on 30/09/2008 20:09
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Should be

And you, my friend, are an idiut.

Sitrep Posted on 30/09/2008 20:10
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

LOL

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:10
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

What should

rubber_soles Posted on 30/09/2008 20:11
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

He's on the radio to give his opinion and thats what he does. If you dont like people being honest then dont listen to it.



theboy999 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:13
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Bernie tells it how it is and he's usually right, unlike licky @rse Gary Gill and Brownlee.

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:14
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

I haven't for about a year now,i just assumed he was being the way he was, and posted a rubbish post to see if anybody would bite

And they did

dave_79 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:15
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

dude, you are just getting mullered now son, i would just get your coat and go

Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 30/09/2008 20:16
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

The trouble is I think he tries to pander to what he believes is the consensus amongst the fans, rather than what he actually thinks himself.

Plus his knowledge of football players and clubs could be written on the back of my hand and I have small hands.

Michael_Knight Posted on 30/09/2008 20:16
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

The_Dude your spelling is atrocious are you a 15 year old school boy that has come to England from America? You sound like it with a name like The_'Dude' I pity you son.

Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 30/09/2008 20:18
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

'Pity'

Much more credible after the edit

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:18
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

When did you start fantasising about david hasselhoff mikey

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:21
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

yeh dave, you've got me cornered now like mate, i'm struggling to keep up with you and mikey

smoggynorm Posted on 30/09/2008 20:21
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Im with you The Dude!
Slaven hunts with the Hounds and runs with Fox.
Thats why Gibson got rid of him. He was bad news for Boro trying to make out that he was a legend! My arse!
Couldnt lace Hicktons boots.

dave_79 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:23
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

''fantasising''

dude your just been silly now and stop showing yourself up!!! get back to your thread

theboy999 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:28
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

"Thats why Gibson got rid of him. He was bad news for Boro trying to make out that he was a legend!"

Yeh and we've been fooking great since.

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:30
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

so you admit then mikey, your in the middle of a homosexual fantasy involving the hoff, or simply in denial?

stop changing the subject and constantly refering to grammatical flaws you pedantic little worm

Bren_MFC Posted on 30/09/2008 20:30
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

'Thats why Gibson got rid of him. He was bad news for Boro trying to make out that he was a legend! My arse!'

please explain that statement

AlBoro1984 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:31
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

He was more of a legend than the likes of Juninho who had F***ed off within hours of us getting relegated.

Michael_Knight Posted on 30/09/2008 20:31
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Anyway The_Dude getting back to your original post what has Mr Slaven said that has upset you so much?

dave_79 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:32
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

theboy999 - when was the last boro player to score more than a hundred goals for the boro in the last 30 years, when you give me the answer??

thats why he is a legend!!!

theboy999 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:35
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

I'm on Slavens side. I think you've mis-read my post.

Tom_Fun Posted on 30/09/2008 20:36
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

"Sorry michael, i do apologise for not caring enough to check for punctual errors, thankfully with you having no life at all, you see to it that all grammatical errors are pounced upon immidiately"

To be fair it's neither a punctual or grammatical error. Just poor spelling.

dave_79 Posted on 30/09/2008 20:37
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

I take that back theboy999!!!!!!!!!

but thats for anyone else that ever questions bernie slaven and ask whys is he a legend??

The_Dude Posted on 30/09/2008 20:40
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Ta for the lesson is ultra sad, boring, nit picking pedantry tom, now run along, mummy is finished with the black man now

Bernie_was_right Posted on 30/09/2008 22:14
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

People slate him, calling him negative, but he has 10 hours of live radio to fill. What is there to be positive about?

It`s September and already we know we are going to spend all season hovering above the relegation places, and we are out of the only cup we have a chance of winning. We haven`t won away from home for almost a year, the strikers aren`t scoring & the defence can`t remember what a clean sheet is.

Whats he supposed to say? Well done Gareth?

southwestupperman Posted on 30/09/2008 22:47
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Bernie is good for Boro as he balances out our daily advert ‘The Evening Gazette’. Gibson has some deal with the paper so they cannot print anything negative. If you read the thing you would think we were champions league. At least Bernie speaks his mind and gives his opinion.

Ps: Well done Gareth, I watched Arsenal tonight – they will never be as good as us!

onthemap Posted on 30/09/2008 22:52
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Bernie is a marvellous ambassador for both this club and the town.

Michael_Knight Posted on 30/09/2008 22:56
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

Good post southwestupperman

I also think that certain users on this website have connections within Middlesbrough Football Club as they hate it when anything negative is posted.

beamishboro Posted on 30/09/2008 22:58
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

southwestupperman = michael_knight / dave_79

Sitrep Posted on 30/09/2008 23:01
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

beamishboro

You’re getting extremely paranoid

beamishboro Posted on 30/09/2008 23:04
Benrie Slaven Is A F***ing Muppet

the game is almost up.

the cycle will soon start again.

and again.