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BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 09:43
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before the internet we used to surf ceefax to get our fix.. but had to phone or.. go to the match / pub to talk about the gen we'd heard.. FMTTM posts that never were:

Foggon the Tees is all ours!

Davenport signs, no stopping us now!


ridsdale Posted on 20/08/2008 09:44
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Beatles or the Stones?

Scrote Posted on 20/08/2008 09:46
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fairly sure we've had that a few times rids!

Captain Cook discovers world's biggest prison

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 20/08/2008 09:51
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Where's the money gone?

What are we going to do with the sports hall

We're doomed

Recievers move in

Gates padlocked

Do they have cash machines in Shewsbury

Amer out

Willie Sacked

etc etc


Just makes us realise how lucky we are now!

Jerry_Brown Posted on 20/08/2008 09:54
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Will you boo Alfie Common?

captain5 Posted on 20/08/2008 09:56
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The Geordies are gonna be on here winding us up about that trophy they've won.

TMG501 Posted on 20/08/2008 09:58
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Beat me to it Captain

Capybara Posted on 20/08/2008 10:03
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It's typical of this club's lack of ambition that we are buying Tottenham reserves. Souness ffs? Never heard of him.

Muttley Posted on 20/08/2008 10:04
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Judas Clough signs for Mackems!

BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 10:05
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1973 National.. CRISP.. it's a sure thing! Rum's got no chance!

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 10:11
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Dansette problems - techie help please

Nolan sister of the day

Is it gay to use Sun-In?

Capybara Posted on 20/08/2008 10:13
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Had to pay one and ten a pint in London!

ridsdale Posted on 20/08/2008 10:15
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Start at I.C.I. Monday!

TMG501 Posted on 20/08/2008 10:20
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I've just bought a brand new car.
What do you think of this?


Link: Poncey Style

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 10:23
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Throcking Man I'll be in Holgate bogs before kick-off on Saturday. Same place every week - Harrington jacket and oxblood DMs. Or will you bottle it again?

Muttley Posted on 20/08/2008 10:24
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Germans shell Hartlepool, thousands of pounds worth of improvements result

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 10:25
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Deluded Ironopolis fans

Capybara Posted on 20/08/2008 10:26
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Orient! We're as good as in the semi-final.

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 10:28
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Derby away - LMS or LNER?

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 10:30
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Friendly vs Hibernian - anybody got Polaroids of the goals?

BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 10:31
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best place to get a perm?

what's with the white band Jack!?






bororeddaz Posted on 20/08/2008 10:32
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splitarses allowed to vote. FFS they'll let them in the bar next

Puckoon Posted on 20/08/2008 10:34
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Rioch FFS!
We'll never get anywhere with a bunch of kids

Jerry_Brown Posted on 20/08/2008 10:37
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Who's going to Blackburn on Saturday?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 20/08/2008 10:41
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Why are we signing Scottish teams rejects - I mean who the F*** is this Slaven?

Muttley Posted on 20/08/2008 10:42
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League will be ours this year (that dumb F***er Hitler won't dare invade Poland now)

captain5 Posted on 20/08/2008 10:45
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How come we're always the last match on Shoot??

Capybara Posted on 20/08/2008 10:47
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The Death Penalty - should it be abolished?

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 10:50
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Is Middlesbrough in Cleveland or the Metropolitan Borough of Teesside?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 20/08/2008 10:51
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Do they have bank tellers in Doncaster?

London - Anyone been?

bororeddaz Posted on 20/08/2008 10:53
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PP, is it true you wear deodorant? You homo

bernieisgod Posted on 20/08/2008 10:53
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Jerry_Brown - class mate ! [:D]

number1jonnycash Posted on 20/08/2008 11:00
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anyone rented a colour telly yet,

Capybara Posted on 20/08/2008 11:07
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Hinton's or Pybus?

BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 11:09
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anyone post a link to the Pathe hightlights?

Chumley Warner on Legends, what a bounder, 1127 LW, at 18:00

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 11:11
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What colour tights do you like on a bird?

How many baths do you have a week - one or two?

ThePrisoner Posted on 20/08/2008 11:20
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What do you reckon to these floodlight things then? Playing at night will never catch on!






We've just got an indoor netty!

BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 11:34
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42,000?? seemed more like 45,000 from where I was stood.. be going straingt into his pocket!

bororeddaz Posted on 20/08/2008 11:36
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Are there any coach inns near Accrington

toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 11:37
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Stonewashed jeans or spandex pants?

atomicloonybin Posted on 20/08/2008 11:44
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The wheel - yay or nay?

Would you give Eve one?

PinkPonce Posted on 20/08/2008 11:50
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Pisa Away Anglo Italian - Irish Bars?

atomicloonybin Posted on 20/08/2008 11:52
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Shevchenko - is he better than what we've got?

Big_Shot Posted on 20/08/2008 11:53
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Mariner or Wood?

bernieisgod Posted on 20/08/2008 11:54
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"The wheel - yay or nay?

Would you give Eve one?"

On that theme...

Snakes - can we trust them?

joseph99 Posted on 20/08/2008 11:56
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When will this recession end?

Why have they stopped 'Love Thy Neighbour'?

Best place to buy a pair of Oxford Bags?

What time does Baums close?


toxic_bob Posted on 20/08/2008 11:58
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Ena Sharples - would you?

atomicloonybin Posted on 20/08/2008 11:58
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Working offshore with the Vikings - any tips?

I'm a .com millionaire, and therefore better than you.

red_rebel Posted on 20/08/2008 12:08
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Thatcher? Worst than Heath?

Has anyone seen this new "fanzine?"

Who's going to see Acme Rebel?

Moskovictwz (sp) - anyone used his envelopes?


BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 12:10
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guess which player I saw driving his Capri drown Linthorpe road??

shin pads are for phannies..

red_rebel Posted on 20/08/2008 12:14
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I've got a VIDEO!!

Player's summer jobs

New roof on the hospital end?

Ayresome will be World Cup venue - FACT!


TMG501 Posted on 20/08/2008 12:17
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Been down to the phone box at the end of the road to ring Rediffusion about that channel changer on our window sill.
Did'nt have any 2p pieces though

BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 12:20
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I think we should use John Hickton up front.. not at the back!!

Miklaadt Posted on 20/08/2008 12:42
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Got to win this weekend...its a real four pointer!

Lets all laugh at Bradford Park Avenue.

Teams for cribbage on Wednesday night.

Spurs going to give you chaps a jolly good seeing to.

Middlesbrough: Northumbria or Mercia?

Gillandi Posted on 20/08/2008 12:52
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Visionary Charlie Amer. Players on the pitch are one thing but no-one loses money on bricks and mortar. Brother-in-law to get building contract too, guaranteeing no cowboy job. Those old wrought iron gates will be first to make way in Boro's bold modernisation plans.

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 20/08/2008 12:57
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Football at Albert Park - Friday 8:30pm

As usual, just confirm your availability.

1. Lefty
2. Twed
3. BanPowerGame
4. Baretto
5. Anyone4aCamerons
6. Boro is in my blood
7. ArcheryGrounds_on_Fire
8. God
9. Matthew
10. Barry
11. Ilie Nastase
12. Nicholas
13. Piggy
14. MFC in Anglo Scottish Cup

If it gets dark before we finish PP has said he will drive his Capri over and put the full beam on for floodlights....not that any of us believes he's actually got one..!!

sasboro1 Posted on 20/08/2008 12:59
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"Has anyone been to boro fishbar and what's it like"

Miklaadt Posted on 20/08/2008 13:00
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Trilobite of the day

Holgatewall Posted on 20/08/2008 13:07
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Anyone on here enrolled at Kirby?

Gillandi Posted on 20/08/2008 13:09
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Club Doctor prescribes cigarettes ahead of nervy 2nd leg at Maine Road. Charlton to limit alcohol intake on journey down.

Muttley Posted on 20/08/2008 13:13
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That stupid bridge with the big swing on it, which daft bastadd thought of that?

indestructible_7 Posted on 20/08/2008 13:18
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GBR win 56th Gold of the Games! - Rigged or not rigged?

captain5 Posted on 20/08/2008 13:20
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What the hell are we putting a white band on our home shirts for??

The main problem in the game is that the players aren't paid enough.

CrazyL Posted on 20/08/2008 13:24
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Bumming-should it be legalised?

CrazyL Posted on 20/08/2008 13:24
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Took the kids to see Gary Glitter at The City Hall last night. Great show-good clean family entertainment. Top bloke IMO!

zoec Posted on 20/08/2008 13:42
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Anyone know the best place to get a filofax unlocked?

CrazyL Posted on 20/08/2008 13:47
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Has anybody tried a 'pork parmesan'?

ridsdale Posted on 20/08/2008 13:50
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Strippers at the Claggy Mat!!!

CrazyL Posted on 20/08/2008 13:52
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You wont believe this. i'm sending this from HOME!!!!!!

zoec Posted on 20/08/2008 13:55
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"Don't you hate being stuck behind a woman cashing a postal order? A man would just cash his postal order and leave, but a woman has to cash the postal order, buy some stamps and a first day cover and then spend 10 minutes checking the balance on her post office account book before she leaves. Drives me nuts."

atomicloonybin Posted on 20/08/2008 13:58
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Guess which player I saw on the 37 bus?

England v Ottoman Empire - teams announced.

Ankle of the day.


BobUpndown Posted on 20/08/2008 16:16
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anyone listening to the England game tonight??

does anyone, really, believe we've been to the south pole?

Piggy Posted on 20/08/2008 16:24
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Dodo of the Day

bororeddaz Posted on 20/08/2008 16:25
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Just got the bus back from that ASDA place. Everything under one roof. Can't see it catching on me like. Frankie Dee's won't be losing no sleep.

CrazyL Posted on 20/08/2008 16:39
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The Sports Gazette just got in. Boro won.

CrazyL Posted on 20/08/2008 16:45
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I don't care about anybody else but during the season, come 3o'clock on a Saturday afternoon, I'll be at the match.

Aurora Posted on 20/08/2008 19:21
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Doodlebug stops match - Bugger just as we were 4-0 up against the mighty Woolwich Arsenal as well

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 20/08/2008 22:05
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Saw that Hardwick in town after the match on Saturday, setting fire to half a crown and lighting his cigar with it.


Jonicama Posted on 20/08/2008 22:23
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Kempes and Houseman - Both to sign

Were you on the League Liner train back from Luton

Johnny Vincent for England


Warwick_Hunt Posted on 20/08/2008 23:30
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Are there any Irish bars/McDonalds in Gainsborough?

Gillandi Posted on 20/08/2008 23:32
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What a bunch of unhappy scoundrels they are that collect cigarette cards. Like they are going to be worth something one day. I'm happy to say I give mine to the first urchin who asks outside my local tobacconists.

orlando2boro Posted on 20/08/2008 23:43
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Bloody Yanks ruining Queens English!

(Somethings never change)

bear66 Posted on 20/08/2008 23:44
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. . . and next week we have a local derby against Leeds

MADMICK Posted on 20/08/2008 23:46
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Car trouble advice please....... ive snapped the crank handle, anyone know where i can get a replacement?

bear66 Posted on 20/08/2008 23:48
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When will they stop playing Telstar as the goal music?

How about the POWER GAME?

Gillandi Posted on 20/08/2008 23:49
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What are we going to do with our horses once these A roads are laid?

I'm gonna eat mine and get an auto-mobile. No more 6 ounces of red meat a week for me.

bear66 Posted on 20/08/2008 23:50
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The clock's been fixed at Ayresome Park

bear66 Posted on 20/08/2008 23:51
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Season tickets going up to £50 next season! Scandalous . . . .

Gillandi Posted on 20/08/2008 23:57
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Cine-8 porn?

Will we all go blind?





ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 20/08/2008 23:57
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Why do the board always appoint novice managers? First we had Raich Carter then Stan Anderson. Now they've appointed Jack Charlton - FFS! Amer is clueless.

ThePrisoner Posted on 21/08/2008 00:08
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Ha ha! Man U relegated. Get the fook in!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Gillandi Posted on 21/08/2008 00:10
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Is it okay to like Germans since last May's FA Cup Final? Despite his heroics I think i'd still like to see Trautman face a firing squad. Not least to quell the sudden interest in the game our women-folk are taking. Imagine being crammed onto a terrace next to somebody's wife or daughter.

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 00:10
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A shilling a year more for a season ticket???!!!

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 00:12
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£1000 for a player! Exciting times.

Gillandi Posted on 21/08/2008 00:12
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Bill Shankly will regret choosing Liverpool over us for the rest of his life.

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 00:15
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Archduke Ferdinand assassinated. I reckon it could all kick off.

Gillandi Posted on 21/08/2008 00:17
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"£1000 for a player! Exciting times."

But why are we signing strikers when we need half-backs?

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 00:17
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It'll be good when we go to this new ground Airsome Park or whatever it's called. Real state of the art stuff, the new place.

byrno Posted on 21/08/2008 00:22
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Mobile phone advice.

Thinking of getting one of these.


Link: What do you reckon?

red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 00:40
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Coffin protest - cringeworthy?

Access problems in Boot Boy Alley.

What game was Cliff Mitchell watching????

Anyone going to Stockton races?


Gillandi Posted on 21/08/2008 00:43
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I've heard Blenkinsop has failed his medical.

Measles, tape-worm and cholera look to have scuppered the deal Boro struck to sign the goalscoring midfielder that we so desperately need.

It seems box-to-box is good, but box-to box-to-box is bad in the rheumy eyes of our medical staff.

Should we take a chance on the prolific but sickly Blenkers?

If our squad wasnt so young, under-nourished and feebly innoculated I might have been tempted.

red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 00:47
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Brotton game off - SMALLPOX!

I wouldn't sell Bloomer for £500

Can we win the Northern League?



Gillandi Posted on 21/08/2008 00:54
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Sod the Northern League Rebel, I hope you are at the Park Hotel on friday night with your capitalist hat on and ready for a good lashing of tripe and onions as we plot to take Middlesbrough into the 20th century.

Blimey, 20th century? Never thought i'd live to see that when I was up to my eyes in it in the Crimean.

And have you read Uncle Toms Cabin yet?

CrazyL Posted on 21/08/2008 10:49
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Saturdays 2-1-7 formation. Are we becoming too defensive minded?

Brazil are S***!

Only 53,274 there Saturday?!! How can we get the crowds back in?

Camsell has been walking out with Williamsons spouse

Chuds Posted on 21/08/2008 11:00
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Anyone rented a TV from Rumbelows?

Betamax or VHS?


speckyget Posted on 21/08/2008 11:30
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Difference Engine Help Plz

Wilson, Keppel and Betty RIP

Bandy Posted on 21/08/2008 11:32
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How S*** is the club shop!

they only have one fkin till and 20 McLean homes shirts!!

red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 11:36
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Palestine: Balfour's got it wrong!

It all kicked of in Cannon Street last night

Know anyone who's got a telephone?

Guess which Boro player I saw in the Gaumont

boro_exile Posted on 21/08/2008 11:42
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just bought some class near new gear from littlewoods - i'll be lookin better than PP in the Killy on saturday

annoyed about the sheer volume of traffic on Stockton High St though, wish it was pedestrianised




PS best thread in ages, some really funny stuff on here

speckyget Posted on 21/08/2008 12:14
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esmond_million's_bungalow Posted on 21/01/1961 00:47 Email this Message | Reply
Abolition of minimum wage

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What I want to know is, what's the point? What team is realistically ever going to shell out more than £20 a week anyway?

glur Posted on 21/08/2008 12:35
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Anyone know if training at Tollesby Road is open to the public??

Algarve Posted on 21/08/2008 12:43
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Assembley Rooms or Astoria

That Asprilla looks like he could be a good singing for the mags.

Algarve Posted on 21/08/2008 12:48
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Easy life this football stuff Like. Just been down to Hutton Road ; Shepherdson had em do 10 laps round the pitch give them a mug of tea, then they all walked into doggy to get the bus home. Cloughy didnt run like just kicked a ball about for a bit.

PS there used to a be a mock website that went up from time to time with olden day stuff on it.

dooderooni Posted on 21/08/2008 12:50
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Scarves - Wool or silk?

Need to relace a casey, anyone know if Jack Hatfields can do it?

glur Posted on 21/08/2008 12:50
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I was on the pitch at half time during Moggas testimonial

[FACT]

atomicloonybin Posted on 21/08/2008 12:51
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Shin pads are for poofs

Blokes who go to the ground without a hat on - right or wrong?


ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 12:53
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"But why are we signing strikers when we need half-backs?"

Agreed. We've never solved that right half problem.

Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 21/08/2008 12:54
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Hitler has invaded Poland [FACT]

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 12:55
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Is it me or are rattles at football matches for ra-ras?

red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 13:02
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Can we ever be bigger than Bishop Auckland?

Only 1,012 at Archery Ground, how the nation laughs.

Lady Gertrude Bell.... would you?

General strike - how long before capitalism crumbles?


ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:05
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2-3-5 formation next season - that's the way forward!

red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 13:09
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RICKETTS. Who suffered as a child?

Been away on National Service. What have I missed?

New signing Delaphena! Just been told he is a "colonial"

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:12
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Transfer rumour - Charlie Wayman seen at Hutton Road.

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:16
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David Jack – better manager than Wilf Gillow?

Capybara Posted on 21/08/2008 13:16
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Is the eleven plus getting easier?

Chris_From_Pitchside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:18
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Anyone got the Brian Clough shirt with the white tied collar for sale? I'm going for the retro look.

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:21
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STs up by a shilling, matchday prices up by 1d!

red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 13:22
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FFS Igor Cvitanovic!! He's brilliant on FM94.

Lawrence sacked. New boss RON ATKINSON, breaking news on Clubcall.

Agiadis. Next big thing?

Anyone been in the 100 Club?

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:24
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I saw Cloughie out last night with his bird

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:27
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This Mannion kid is over-rated

speckyget Posted on 21/08/2008 13:29
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Stylophone vs Bontempi

Will you miss school milk?


ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 13:31
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Why doesn’t Anderson pick Downing?

BobUpndown Posted on 21/08/2008 14:53
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we need another 59 league goals a season man.. Camsell can't do it all on his own!!

just got an apprenticeship in the yards.. SORTED, they'll always need ships!


red_rebel Posted on 21/08/2008 14:58
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Burnley, Wolves, Blackpool, Huddersfield... can anyone ever catch the Big Four?

BobUpndown Posted on 21/08/2008 15:03
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just seen an aeroplane!

a substitue? what is the point of that, doesn't he know his best 11?


Ayresomes_on_Fire Posted on 21/08/2008 20:14
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Liverpool on Saturday.

Who else is taking bananas to chuck at Barnes..??

CrazyL Posted on 21/08/2008 21:22
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I got one of those cassette recorders today. You can store upto THIRTY songs on a single cassette and then play them back on this tiny machine which I swear is no bigger than a shoe-box!

mowbrays_number_4 Posted on 21/08/2008 22:15
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Transit van to Cambridge leaving from the cenotaph Saturday morning - anyone interested?


Should we limit transfers to 2 months a year?


Don Revie - an utter disgrace!!!

I voted ERIMUS STADIUM - what did you vote for?

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 21/08/2008 23:47
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Gerrintherre! We’ve signed Kinnell!

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 22/08/2008 11:20
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Sweepstake - when will the sports complex finally open?

atomicloonybin Posted on 22/08/2008 11:32
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Pink Ponce - I'll see you outside YK Chows. I'll be the one in the twelve button Oxford Bags.

New Light Programme Wireless show announced - the Three Legends: Hughie Gallacher, Micky Fenton and Raich Carter. You can join in by morse code.

Dibzzz Posted on 22/08/2008 11:33
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Eagle eye actionman or Stretch armstrong?

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 22/08/2008 11:44
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How the hell did Ashcroft miss that?

speckyget Posted on 22/08/2008 11:56
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Ugo(lini): more clubs than Sam Snead

Ishmael Posted on 22/08/2008 12:02
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Fanny at the Olympics


Link: Cor!!

mowbrays_number_4 Posted on 22/08/2008 12:03
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Tim Williamson - unsettled at the Boro?

slipshod Posted on 22/08/2008 12:14
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Is T.R Wrights the best place in town to buy some slacks?

Capybara Posted on 22/08/2008 13:57
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Does anyone know what the 'U' in Dr UN Philips stands for?

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 22/08/2008 18:49
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Missed out on a ticket for the Titanic - gutted!

swindonred Posted on 22/08/2008 21:26
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Why play Geoff Hurst instead of Greaves for tomorrows final?

boro74 Posted on 22/08/2008 21:54
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captain5 - "How come we're always the last match on Shoot??"

best one for me.

boro74 Posted on 22/08/2008 22:05
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Brut, Censored or Hai Karate?

bear66 Posted on 22/08/2008 22:11
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Boro will never win a cup . . . or have a Brazilian playing for us

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 23/08/2008 11:48
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Don't worry, we'll stuff Wolves in the replay.

A1bert_Park Posted on 23/08/2008 12:09
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Poll winner:

Brad Jones - Best Boro Goalkeeper Ever [FACT]

Renrut Posted on 23/08/2008 12:27
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Apparantly we're keeping an eye on this little French kid called Francois Grenet.

Let's have a card display in the Holgate!

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 23/08/2008 12:54
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After Wolves defeat, I really hate Andy Gray!

BobUpndown Posted on 23/08/2008 13:07
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this bloke Hilter (sp?) ..Chamberlain had him in his pocket! what's he going to do now we've his signed 'submission'.. never amount to anything!!

"one world war & you shut up! eio eio.."

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 23/08/2008 13:12
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Hodgy's blonde hairdo - WTF?