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PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 11:53
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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ISN'T A LIE.

Keith Lamb has JUST this second rang me in response to an email I sent this morning regarding the transfer of Luke Young.

I sent an email this morning to the football club and i can't believe this.

He gave me some good information - and I know you won't believe any of this but I promise you.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 07/08/2008 11:54
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Go on, then. Let's be hearing the good info.

gibbos_left_boot Posted on 07/08/2008 11:54
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ooh, do tell..

easycomeeasygo Posted on 07/08/2008 11:54
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[:D]

behave pp

yearbyred Posted on 07/08/2008 11:54
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Good information - racing tips?

Nero Posted on 07/08/2008 11:54
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What was the information?

allied_assault Posted on 07/08/2008 11:54
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Do you just crave attention ponce?

Johnny-B-Goode Posted on 07/08/2008 11:55
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You're right , we won't.

superstu Posted on 07/08/2008 11:55
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Did he tell you he shaves his balls too?

Spilt_Milk Posted on 07/08/2008 11:55
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What's the 'good info' then ponce tits?

gazanolan Posted on 07/08/2008 11:56
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Another attempt by Ponce for a 100 thread

Roswell Posted on 07/08/2008 11:56
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"I know a secret but I'm not allowed to tell you" - How childish?

mishmash Posted on 07/08/2008 11:56
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I know

He said Max Mosley was taking over and is hoping to whip up some new signings before the season starts.

bigjayce Posted on 07/08/2008 11:56
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Ok I'll bite - go on tell all

addison-road Posted on 07/08/2008 11:56
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Lambs got the manbag he deserves.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 11:57
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All, i swear this isn't a wind up.

Give me 2 minutes

redbookboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 11:58
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.......


Link: It's Oh So Quiet

Adi_Dem Posted on 07/08/2008 11:59
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I know exactly what it is. Believe me it's good. You're all worried about losing Young but Lamb says. and I quote, "Don't worry, we've lost Young but I am growing my tash, in full, back".

Great news.

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 12:00
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I can't see Lamb's had time to read your 50,000 word letter of complaint yet.

japsterboro Posted on 07/08/2008 12:01
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Times up PP, thats 4 minutes!

rubber_soles Posted on 07/08/2008 12:01
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Did he want a haircut?

Brick_Tamland Posted on 07/08/2008 12:02
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The plan revealed, then. Lamb's tash was part of our club's identity. Getting rid of that was a PR distaster that rivalled only the new badge fiasco.

I suspect King Bowser was behind this. Well done that man.

mr_maz Posted on 07/08/2008 12:04
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did he say your car is crap?

or is this a blatant attempt at a 100?

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 12:04
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this better be good ponce, you've had well over 2 minutes to concoct something

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:04
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He said i feel it only right to respond to your email given that you took the time to wite it...

I'll keep it brief.

Please don't believe all you read in the press. We have had an offer for Luke Young which was impossible to turn down. The fee isn't 4m. The fee isn't 5m (i said them 2 in my email) he said its more than 50% more than that. we simply couldn't turn it down for a 29 y/o with 2 years on his contrasct weho will have virtually no resale value whatsoever next year.

He said, don't worry aboutt he situation with transfers we are alwys activwely looking to improve the team and we have madew bids for 2 players 1 and home and one abroad and I guarantree we will have anew right back in place for the first game.

gibbos_left_boot Posted on 07/08/2008 12:04
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hm!

laughingboroboy Posted on 07/08/2008 12:07
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as you emailed him... where did he get your mobile number from???or did you casually put at the end of your email
"hey if you want to ring for a chat an your not busy my number is 077....."

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:07
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I feel a bit sorry for Pinkponce, being so desperate for attention. It must be missing in his real life.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 07/08/2008 12:08
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Fair enough. Ta for posting that.

mickbrown Posted on 07/08/2008 12:08
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Told you - it's Nicky Hunt.

He's yours for 5million.

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 12:08
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so you're stating that lamb has said we've had a bid of 8m + for young and he's definitely got a RB lined up before the weekend?

i must be getting cynical in my old age - nice try ponce, i ain't convinced

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:08
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I honestly promise this isn't a joke.

He said the same old thing about keepers and believe we just need to give them a chance. and he mentioned that we were looking to sign a new central midfielder. He said we need the fans behind us and to have faith in what we are doing and we will be doing everything to bring in the CM.

Then as i was about to go I said just make sure you don't pay moer than 3m for james harper [:D] he laughed and said don't worry we wont be we have made our position quite clear.

When i think about it now i can see that it is a good deal. you're talking 6.5-8m quid..29...2 years left.

The most interesting part was he said, Garther is the manager and we have to stick by his decisions. He feels that Lukes performances last year were sometimes sporadic and although he had a consistent run towards the back end of the season, he knows better than all of us.

Pauluka Posted on 07/08/2008 12:09
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7-8 million???

Do me a favour

gibbos_left_boot Posted on 07/08/2008 12:09
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but its obvious that if people didnt bite he wouldnt do it, and its because people do bite that he continues to post stuff and get people wound up.

i dont mind it, i can see what he's doing and its quite funny seeing people get riled by it.

mishmash Posted on 07/08/2008 12:10
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He guarantree's it remember

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:10
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Ah so he dropped gareth in it then? What a weasel!

easycomeeasygo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:11
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so in affect what he's saying is the fee for young must be 7.5 million which in truth is far to good to turn down.

i hope you're not pulling our legs pp [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:11
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I didn't put it on the email but he obviously must have got my number from the system as its on my ST application.

I swear to god this isn't an attention seeking post. the call was about 9 minutes long and everything that was said I have put in here...

I promise you...

He even made a joke about tuncay playing in goal after the euros.

haha.

But he took the time to call and thats that.... lets get behind the team - i can now see the reasons for selling him. he would be 30 next year.. far too old for us.. haha.. and only have 1 year left.

rubber_soles Posted on 07/08/2008 12:11
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It was KBB winding you up.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 07/08/2008 12:12
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I actually believe him. The main reason for that is that PP was nowhere to be seen until about 11am today, which is unusual.

During that period of silence PP will have been knocking together an epic message for MFC. Lamb probably thought he'd pass on an inofficial press release through PP, using him as a conduit to nip fans' fears in the bud without going through the main news channels.

feedthetunc Posted on 07/08/2008 12:13
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as previously said where did he get your number from??

and also i am even more worried now that our cheif exec would have time to ring you of all people, he should be on the phone to other clubs trying to find a replacement! ! !

totally gutted that lukes going, best rightback weve had in years!

easycomeeasygo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:15
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did lamby call you off a private number pp?

i wanna give the tool a bell and give him a f*ckin earful

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:15
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I can understand it, PP is the mouthpiece (or is it gobsh11te) of the board, so it would be a good way for KL's message to be conveyed.
Nah more likely PP's fantasising again!

redbookboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:15
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Well tell him to call me then as i have a S**t load of Questions for him

1.where is all the sky Money gone?
2.Are we really that skint?
3.Why sell a player 1 week before the new season?(without a proven replacment?)
4.why have we let 2 of our best players go(Young/schwarzer)
5.can u shave that porno tash off please [:P]

sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 07/08/2008 12:16
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personally I was more excited about the news that Keith was growing his tache back, very disappointing to find out this is false.

laughingboroboy Posted on 07/08/2008 12:16
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Exactly "feedthetunc" hit the nail on the head?

SO PP explain the 2 points?
1) how did he have your number
2) why does he have time to ring you when his job is to sort out transfers and thier is one currently going through and we are lookin for "2 new people" coming in???

Nero Posted on 07/08/2008 12:16
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I kind of believe the Ponce on this one too.

He can be an attention seeker fudgepacker at times, but I'm sure this wouldn't have been made up.

pierreuk Posted on 07/08/2008 12:16
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You know considering a lot of the board got proven to be absolute mugs in tttsiders thread, there's a lot of over-confident arrogance on here.

Question is though, is the fee as it seems, or is it 4million rising to more after appearances or something?

borosatsuma Posted on 07/08/2008 12:17
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I'm only an occasional poster & have never posted on any of the ponce's threads.....

However...

Is this lad for real >>>>? Severe Social Issues perhaps?

Whatever next!!

Keverson Posted on 07/08/2008 12:17
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Just have to wait and see what the confirmed figure is when the deal goes through. If it's undisclosed then PP could be right. If it's published at 5m, maybe the extra money relates to add ons.

He's not worth more than 5m though.

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:17
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Are you sure it wasnt Lee van Cleef on the phone? I cant tell em apart!

PaulBoro Posted on 07/08/2008 12:17
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"i dont mind it, i can see what he's doing and its quite funny seeing people get riled by it."

cant agree more

cant say i believe lambs phoning supporters though

mr_maz Posted on 07/08/2008 12:18
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did he mention aliens?

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 12:20
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"I didn't put it on the email but he obviously must have got my number from the system as its on my ST application."

so you're saying that from all the emails from fans to lamb, he decides to pick yours, a la jimmy saville fixin' it for you, then goes to the trouble of getting your mobile from your ST app which i'm sure didn't just happen to be in his 'in tray' (all this whilst he's securing the guareenteed new RB signing) then gives you a bell to have a tete-a-tete.

do us a favour, ponce, i've refrained from vilifying you over the last week or so but you've become so tedious, i'm getting like dr. shipman - i'm running out of patience

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:22
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I swear to god I am not lyign on this...

I sent a rather detailed email - his call was from a private number. He said i feel its only fair to respond.

Its sometimes difficults for fans to understand decisions etc but we trust gareth soutgates decisions and will back him to the hilt.

I swear this is all true.

I said i can;t believe we constantly undervalue of own mentioned cattermole for 3.5 and yak for 11.25 and that 4-5 milklion for one of ou most consistent players was a "pittance"

he said, please don't believe all that is touted around the media. This was simply an offer we can't refuse. He has 2 years left and is 29 year old. He would have no resale value in 1 year.

The money will be put to good use and I can assure you we are working hard and will have another right back in place.

I cross my heart and will sware on my late grandads grave that the content of this thread is all true.

I never bull S*** on this board - i post stuff which is true although you may not all agree with it, but I promise you that the content of this post is all true.

I am feeling more optimistic now, i really am.

I can't believe this.

Silbannacus Posted on 07/08/2008 12:23
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I had to laugh at this

"He said i feel it only right to respond to your email given that you took the time to w(r)ite it..."

That means your e-mail was F***ing long again [:D]

Juno Posted on 07/08/2008 12:24
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Do a printscreen/screenshot of the email to show us then, i hope your not blagging anyway, I cant imagine Villa 6.5-8m tho, infact anyway, thats stupid... why would they pay 8m for a 29 year old?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:24
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Boro Exile - I can't say exactly what happened but I can say that all i have said in this post is true.

believe it or not. Keith Lamb contacted me 30 minutes or so ago and choose to believe it or not.

2 seconds, i'll copy and paste my email in here.

bevoboro Posted on 07/08/2008 12:25
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Cos we didn't need to sell him i would have thought Juno.

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:25
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"sware on my late grandads grave" that mean he comes back to life if youre fibbing?

LTS_3 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:25
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I don't think they would offer 8m for Young, if they did, I would take it.

mickbrown Posted on 07/08/2008 12:26
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Ponce don't doubt that the fella rang you, but he's taking you for a mug if you belive that Villa paid 8 million for a 29 year right back.

redbookboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:26
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So its Justin Hoyte and james harper comeing in ?

jumpers4goalposts Posted on 07/08/2008 12:26
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just when i was starting to think you talked sense sometimes you go and spoil yourself ponce.

superstu Posted on 07/08/2008 12:26
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Embarrassed for you. You've saturated the PP market. Just last week you would never of had to have "PLS READ" in the thread title.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:27
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This is the email i sent at 11:00 exactly this morning.




Please pass this on to the people responsible for running our club.

I am a season ticket holder and continuously support the way Gareth Southgate is changing the whole dimension of our squad. Young, hungry pacey players who will hopefully turn out to have the ability to match that ambition. Despite the obvious lack of strength in depth in the squad, I was approaching the season full of optimism in the hope that, with perhaps one more midfielder, we could have a decent push at emulating the likes of Blackburn, Villa and Portsmouth over the past couple of years.

This morning, however, I am disillusioned to find that we have agreed to sell our most consistent full back since I can remember to the same Aston Villa side that we should be competing with - and for a pittance of a fee (4 -5m dependent on whichever report you read).

I can't put into words how disappointed I am with this news. There are far more pressing issues at the club with regards to the injury to Arca, and the obvious need for central midfielders and I appreciate the words of Mr Gibson in that the club now needs to be self dependant but selling your best and most experienced players to the detriment of the team could prove to be costly.

Whilst I don't disagree with selling players should the offer be too good to turn down, but I really don't see 5m max, as an offer of this calibre. 5m is simply a rip off.

The same happened with Cattermole. The same happened with Yakubu. And heaven forbid the same thing to happen to Downing in the near future.

11.25m for Yakubu, when Darren Bent cost 17m. The line will be used that you pay a premium for English... Well what about Lee Cattermole? 3.5m for an england u21 captain with premiership and european experience, bags of potential etc etc etc. Had we been attempting to sign someone of this nature it would have cost us 5-6m. It is so frustrating.

I don't doubt that there is progress being made in the transfer market and the idea of having a young squad excites me but this is a kick in the teeth. I just hope that if we don't replace him, Tony McMahon will be able to step up again and continue the form before his injuries.

Like I have said, I am fully supportive of the management in the way they are building a side, but throughout the summer we are being told that its important to have a settled squad bedding in for pre-season - selling Luke Young goes against all that. What message does this transfer send out to the other players, and more importantly the people who pay the wages.

We need to get more fans on board - not push them further away with news like this.

Yours in frustration.

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 12:28
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will you forward the email on to me ponce, from your sent items box?

"I cross my heart and will sware on my late grandads grave that the content of this thread is all true."

is the only thing that can conceivably mean you are not being billy bullS***ter, however, i cannot conveive lamb rang you and had a conversation with you about all that you mention, and if he did then i want to know why he has the time to do that when he should be signing a new RB amongst others ffs

John67 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:29
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Ponce: If this is true and I have my doubts, I will forgive you all the shaving/T***tishness/Dullness that you have inflicted on this board. I will infact read your posts with a light heart and smile on my face.

LoveLoveMido Posted on 07/08/2008 12:29
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!!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:30
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exile - yes I will forward the email on to you no problem.

what difference that makes i don't know, but happy to do anything to help you believe me.

I swear that i have never made any of this up....

I promise.

LTS_3 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:30
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One way to prove it - take a photo of your phone displaying the received call, time should be around 12.00 when the post went up?

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 12:31
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Good letter to be fair.

It is possble that Lamb took a minute or two after reading that.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 07/08/2008 12:31
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As I say, I don't doubt this. Well done for writing the email in the first place as well.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:33
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Mick - he said its not 4m or 5m but its more than 50% more...

that could mean about 6.5-7 which if they enquired and we said thats how much, could be possible.

I don't know, i'm just saying what was said.

I know this may be hard to believe - i could simply not believe it when he said his name.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:33
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Brick, thank you mate.

Nero Posted on 07/08/2008 12:34
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Good letter Ponce. I can see Lamb wanting to respond to that.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:36
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LTS - I have the call on my phone -

No Name
Unknown
07/08/2008
11:42
00:08:14

would be happy to put it up but i wouldn't be able to get it onto the work computer?

easycomeeasygo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:36
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that's a well worded e-mail pp, good on yer mate.

GillZean Posted on 07/08/2008 12:37
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Glad you got my call, Poncey [;)]

Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 07/08/2008 12:38
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Nicky Hunt [:D]

Oh how I laughed the last time he "played" at the Riverside.

fatsuma Posted on 07/08/2008 12:38
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"Hello, is that Christiano?

Christiano, it's the gaffer here!

Aye, nae so bad!

Now about this rubbish with you going to Real.

Listen, I've got something I need to tell you, that might influence your decision...................

Oh hang on Christiano - I'll have to put you on hold, there's an important email from one of our over-anxious fans that I have to respond to. I've got to give him a call and then I'll be straight back, ok?

Don't go away now!

Straight back , I promise you!"

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:38
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Nero thank you.

Honest to god, my whole mindset has changed after speaking to him...

Gareth believes his performances to be sporadic.

We, as fans don't see everything whereas gareth repeatedly watched videos or performances over and over again.

Did i mention the GK part earlier? can't remember - but justrepeated the bit about giving them a chance..

and the interesting part - we are ALWAYS looking to strenghthen the team should the player - no matter on position - be available at the right price.

I'm still a bit shocked to be honest. But i can safely say that its made me think so differently towards the club.

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 12:39
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Yep, cracking letter, puts the point across while showing support for the way the club is going.

If I was in charge I would consider making some sort of reply.

LisburnDeadend Posted on 07/08/2008 12:40
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Dreadful grammar again from someone who has picked up other people on their sentences:

"Whilst I don't disagree with selling players should the offer be too good to turn down, but I really don't see 5m max, as an offer of this calibre"

Brick_Tamland Posted on 07/08/2008 12:41
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Today's been the best day on FMTTM for a while, actually.

jumpers4goalposts Posted on 07/08/2008 12:41
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dont get me wrong ponce an outstanding letter i just find it hard to believe he rang you up

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:41
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lisburn, i'm sure KL is more worried about keeping my 500 for my season ticket, rather than a couple of little spelling mistakes.

Fatsuma. Fair enough, you don't believe.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:43
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Brick, it actually has... hopefully of sing of things to come.

jumpers - you really don't have to believe me, although i would like you to.

I would have no reason to lie about this - I have spoken to my friends whom I go to the games with and told them - they believe me and thats all that matters.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 07/08/2008 12:43
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Ponce - Good e-mail mate, i can see why he took time out to give you a call. I wouldnt normally believe stuff like this (from anyone not just you!) But swearing on your your dead grandad swayed me as no1 could be so sick as to do that and be lying!

Bet you were well chuffed with the call and IMO its nice that he took the time to do so.

I think its fairly obvious that we have received an offer which was too good to turn down and i suspect that 5mil would not have been enough for us to consider.

I'm off to Cuba on sat and i'm gonna miss all the transfer speculation over the coming weeks, little bit gutted about that!

Keverson Posted on 07/08/2008 12:43
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"the interesting part - we are ALWAYS looking to strenghthen the team should the player - no matter on position - be available at the right price"

Not particularly interesting, all managers say that. Benitez has said it various times this summer.

And if you can see why Young would have little sell on value in a years time - does that mean you understand why Cattermole was sold? He was in the same position and there were no guarantees he'd sign a new deal.

Chappy112 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:44
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I believe him for some reason!

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 12:44
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I believe you Ponce. Well done for bothering to email the club.

Silbannacus Posted on 07/08/2008 12:44
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"Today's been the best day on FMTTM for a while, actually. "

That's because Kevin's not here...


I believe Ponce btw.

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:44
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"and the interesting part - we are ALWAYS looking to strenghthen the team should the player - no matter on position - be available at the right price."
Thats said by him in the gazette every fooking day!


fatsuma Posted on 07/08/2008 12:45
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Not at all PP!

I'm just highlighting how important the fans are to the management of our community-centred club, as opposed to the multi-national corporation owned cultish monoliths that top the English football tree.



easycomeeasygo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:46
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i believe pp but i'm not so sure i believe lamb. the bloke talks sh1t and tries to pull the wool over our eyes too often. for example the whole fred and wagner love thing in january. lamb stated we were on the verge of completing a deal for one or the other in addition to alves. come summer time we are actually 2.5-3 million in profit yet we seem to be skint. the signing of either of those brazilian internationals would have set us back a further 10 million plus so where the hell has all the money gone. massive influx of cash from sky too!

complete propoganda and i for one have had enough of the powers that be treating the supporters like the village idiot!

luke young' sale is very, very disappointing indeed

fatsuma Posted on 07/08/2008 12:47
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"Christiano????


Hullo???


Anyone there???"


drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[:)]

sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 07/08/2008 12:47
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gibson often rings people, I dont see why lamb wouldnt.

Underdog Posted on 07/08/2008 12:48
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This thread is TOTAL RUBBISH.

Nero Posted on 07/08/2008 12:48
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Ponce, I know what you mean about feeling more positive.

This thread has pretty much done the same thing for me.

Who are we selling again?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:49
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Mido's - he said that AS we were speaking about the GK situation.

Pears and GS see the keepers every day and truly believe they just need a chance - they know better than you and I, BUT we would always looking to strenghthen the team should the player - no matter on position - be available at the right price...

Possibly implying that maybe they might sign a keeper - thats why i said it...

Please, if you don't believe it, just get the F*** off the thread - the fact that you're still sniffing around is saying somethign.

Fabio - I honestly couldn't believe it - At first i thought it was a wind up... but then I realised that it couldn't me...

Hello, is that Mr Smith.

Speaking,

Hello there its Keith Lamb from middlesbrough football club here.

Just crazy. IHe even sounds the same as on the tele! [:D]

bigjayce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:50
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we all know the club read this board, seems like the perfect way to get the conversation away from us slagging the management off to oh they might actually know what they are doing.

For what its worth I believe PP and will continue to do so until someone comes up with something better :D

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/08/2008 12:52
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Swearing on someones grave? Why would any swear on someone's grave?

Utter tosh

Midosparmo Posted on 07/08/2008 12:53
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Its just the usual guff thats quoted from Lamb in the gazette. Why feel more postive now then before?
The facts are a mass clear out of anyone with experience.

redbookboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 12:54
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....


Link: Yes i do ..

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 07/08/2008 12:55
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PP - Quality mate, made me feel alot more upbeat about the whole thing, not that i was too bothered to be honest after watching McMahon and williams against darlo on tues, both were outstanding!
I kno its only been a couple of preseason games but Rhys Williams looks like he is gonna be a big big player IMO has a similar style to southgate. I think that him and Wheater could be a quality CB pairing

Buddy Posted on 07/08/2008 12:55
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"we all know the club read this board"

That's a point, it begins to fall into place. Lamb is as sick as the rest of us of Ponce clogging up the board with crap so he thought he'd give him something interesting to talk about!

Full marks Lamby [^]

scuzzmonster Posted on 07/08/2008 12:55
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56 minute ton by the Ponce. Well batted indeed.

barrence Posted on 07/08/2008 12:57
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I particularly enjoyed the bit you made up about Cattermole being an England U-21 captain. Good stuff.

sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 07/08/2008 12:58
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he was probably trying to fax a 6m offer for nicky shorey but pressed phone instead of fax

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 12:58
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[:D] Buddy.

Bill, you just couldn't keep your nose out.

Fabio - i'm thinking about what he said though - Sporadic performances... GS didn't rate him as highly as us then huh.

Like i have continued stating on this board - i never lie and i wouldn't have any reason to Lie about this.

Full marks to KL and to MFC and i still am looking forward to the season, i just hope we do get another RB in...

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 13:00
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Barrence - Has LC not captained the U21's?

No probs if you're never seen again.

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/08/2008 13:01
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"I never lie"


That's the biggest lie on the whole thread.

Stabilo_Boss Posted on 07/08/2008 13:01
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Keverson, in response to "And if you can see why Young would have little sell on value in a years time - does that mean you understand why Cattermole was sold?"

Cattermole was sold as Southgate didn't think he was good enough and a lot of fans agree. Simple as that.

I believe the Pink one on this occasion. Also agree with those who say they wouldn't trust a word that comes out of Lamb's mouth.

sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 07/08/2008 13:03
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If Southgate didn't rate young i would be really worried about his judgement

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 13:04
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Lamby is shaving his balls as we speak.


Think it will be right about the eventual price being done over time, as that is how most deals are arranged these days, few clubs can afford to pay in one wedge.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 13:04
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Hypocritical Bill, go and talk about eastenders or something...

I wonder who the 3 right backs are then...

We've made offers with 2 and will be making a bid on a third this week, or something along them lines.

1 in uk and 2 are in europe....

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 07/08/2008 13:05
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PP - I was very very pleased with Youngs performances last season but considering the awful RB's we have had to endure of course he was gonna look like a world beater! I don't think GS will have had any problems with his performances either but i do think that GS appreciates that he was not so fantastic as some on here clearly believe him to be.

gibbos_left_boot Posted on 07/08/2008 13:06
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lamby needs to stop shaving stuff and learn to leave well alone.

shaving the tashe was a mistake, and he will only regret giving his balls similar treatment.

barrence Posted on 07/08/2008 13:06
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Hi its me again.
Pretty sure he hasn't started a game as captain yes.
Although if your being picky he may have been handed the armband in one of his 3 or 4 caps. For a proper England U-21 captain I'd see Steven Taylor.

However I do not wish to detract from your letter. Good work.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 13:07
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Sheriff and Fabio - I thinhk what he was implying was that we see 1 match in the flesh but GS sees the video over and over during the week and perhaps sees LY as beign at fault for some goals etc....

Either way, it doesn't matter how good he was - "it was an offer we simply couldn't refuse" and hopefully with a new RB and CM in before saturday next week.

Piggy Posted on 07/08/2008 13:14
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[:D] Buddy. I think your assessment is spot on. I suspect that Gibbo probably had a word with Lamb and in an effort to stop things escalating to an airline delay complaint scenario told him to get on the phone.

"And while he's there Keith, tell him to stop spraying his gonads with deet, its making the people in the concourse cough"

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 13:22
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[:D] Piggy...

He won't have known I was the pink ponce - thought it would just be on the down low betwen the 2 of us... he might as well have advertised it in th gazette [:D]

MarlonD Posted on 07/08/2008 13:37
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Lamb reads this board everyday. As soon as he seen the style of your letter he wil have susses it was the Ponce and realised that if he has a mouth like a whoare's legs. Never shut.

Job done.


sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 07/08/2008 13:42
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using a third channel. its how the cuban missile crisis got sorted. lamb must have been reading up on Khrushev.

ProudToComeFromTeesside Posted on 07/08/2008 13:45
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PP, you missed out the bit where he said:

"Oh, while I'm on the phone to you, do you know owt about fax machines?"

AG_1971 Posted on 07/08/2008 13:48
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Not sure how many of you know the PP personally, I used to work with him and wasn't sure myself. I sent him a text to ask and he replied with.... Honest to God.
He isn't the type for this type of wind up so i actually beleive it too be true.
All stand and applaud the Ponce.
3 Cheers for Keith Lamb.

PS Lamby , If your reading this .... any chance of changing the Lager from Carlsberg........... probably not the best lager in the world. Not in plaggy glasses anyhow.

PPonse - Waiting for the photo of the call detail

AG_1971 Posted on 07/08/2008 13:50
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I have the photo of his call details.
It matches his post of 12.36.

Just had Amercian Ranch salad from asda with Chinese chicken pieces .................. yummy

NeddySeagoon Posted on 07/08/2008 13:54
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You WON'T F***ING BELIEVE this...

Well you got that bit right

Kieth to secretary
"I've just had a wonderfully insightfull email from one of our beloved fans. Seems the poor chaps a tad worried. If only I could contact him - give him some much needed reassurance"

(Strokes chin(s) and stares into the distance)

Sec To Lamby
"Well, he might be a season ticket holder and he might be renewing and he might have left a phone number and he might be available....."

Lamb to Sec
"Good work Hercule, get on it will you. We'll salve the palpitating hearts of a million Boro fans today....."

(Exit stage left and fade)

Best wind up I've seen in ages. Well done Poncey>

mailinator Posted on 07/08/2008 13:58
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A photo of a call from an anonymous number? Well that proves it!

onthemap Posted on 07/08/2008 13:59
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He's in Holland.

pierreuk Posted on 07/08/2008 14:00
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Well theres no "might" be involved him in being a season ticket holder as he blatantly stated that in his e-mail.
That combined with his full name which I assume will be on his e-mail then I can imagine it being relatively easy to search the records of ST holders for his name to bring up his details... providing his name is unique to the ST holder records of course.

I often just lurk around on these boards because the majority of posters are total knob-ends, which is being proved in this thread, and tttsider's thread (my new favourite thread ever by the way!).

fatsuma Posted on 07/08/2008 14:01
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"Maybe if I text him!"

H...E...Y....!...C.....H....R...I.... S....
....P..("Bugger!")..T....I...A....N......O

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:02
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PtcfT [:D]

LTS - I've just sent through a picture message from another phone to someone else who posts on here - picture of the call detail which you asked to see.

I said it was about 10 minute phone call, it was actually 8:14...

He may come on and confirm.

Juno - Here is the print screen of the email

oops link was F***ed - 2 seconds.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:04
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Pierre - My name is on the email.. also on teh season ticket details you have to put an email address down as well and i think i used the work one so that would have matched.

There is no doubt about it. This has all happened.

pierreuk Posted on 07/08/2008 14:07
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Haha yeah, I believe it, I'm just trying to point out to the fools who don't realise how easy he could have obtained your number!

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 07/08/2008 14:07
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That's shocking.

A man of your calibre shouldnt be using Lotus Notes - It's gash.

Nice to see you've got T5 live open too, do you have something to do with it?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:11
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Lizards - no i don't have anything to do with T5 Live... but its a standard thing that opens up and has the phone books and news feeds etc etc..

Can't help use Lotus notes with these - our company uses outlook. notes does have an intstant messenger though.


Link: Fixed link

Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 07/08/2008 14:13
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PP, for the record I believe that Lamb did in fact call you.

My mate wrote to Steve Gibson after we signed Gazza to complain that it was an absolute waste of cash.

He got a call at home a few days later from the man himself, so I know it does happen.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:24
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thanks Jonny... I honestly still can't believe it though... I wish Id have thought quicker now and asked him if he was reading Villas fax correctly or something haha...

mailinator Posted on 07/08/2008 14:24
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Mark, maybe he called you - it's not beyond the realm of possibility but you have form for "talking shoite" so you are going to get people thinking you are crying wolf.

sparkins Posted on 07/08/2008 14:25
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It's all the rage with the world's power brokers = Blair and Brown have made a big thing about how they occasionally just pick a letter at random from a disgruntled voter and give them a call. It is a way of showing how in touch they are with the 'real' people and they know full well that stuff like that travels very quickly.

Well done PP with the email initially though - I think you have summed up how a lot of us currently feel.

burt_gummer Posted on 07/08/2008 14:28
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Did you mean to leave your real name on the screen shot?

The tab marked sent items at the top?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:32
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Burt - cheers i edited it out...

Thanks mate.

burt_gummer Posted on 07/08/2008 14:34
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No worries.....

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 07/08/2008 14:34
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You can actually still work out your real name by reading two posts on this site.

One gives your first name, and one your last name.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:35
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Cheers Sparkins - It was hastily put together i must say but still very impressed that he took the time out to call.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:35
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[:D]

Lizards which one gives my last name?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 07/08/2008 14:36
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Your post of 12:49.

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 14:37
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The Mr. ****** one. Edit

GillZean Posted on 07/08/2008 14:37
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Is it where you said he rang up and said, 'Mr Appleton, this is Keith Lard...'

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:38
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Ah right - yeah... I thought someone had been using my name on another thread...

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 14:38
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think you've edited it out now - Apppleton?

your annonimity has been comprised PP

lee_marvin Posted on 07/08/2008 14:39
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you can tell it's not a wind-up, he's so over the moon, he's getting all his letters mixed up. i'm not being mean, just pointing out.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:40
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Exile - it was comprised a long time before you joined the board.

Do you want my bank account details and everything as well [:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:41
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Lee [:D] When I read back some of the earlier stuff, in my excitement I referred to Gareth Southgate as Garther [:D] among others....

I was extremely excited to be honest.

GillZean Posted on 07/08/2008 14:42
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Or was it APPLE's ton?

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 14:43
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i reckon i've been posting a lot longer than you think PP, just under a different moniker now, after the whole 'board fiasco' but that's by the by.

dont need your bank details though thanks, i'm considerably richer than yow [:)]

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:45
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Gill [:D]

Exile, you want to be careful, thats how i started and look where I am now.

lee_marvin Posted on 07/08/2008 14:46
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bless you [:)]

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 14:46
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Old Reptonians don't shave their balls.

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 14:47
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exactly - on 1st name terms with keith! my remark was however tongue in cheek. my wealth is in my happiness and i got fookin billions of that!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 14:48
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Do me a favour then exile - Do an FO onthemap and pass some on to him, the miserable Chunt.

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 14:49
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we dont shave our own rids, jeeves does that [:)], plus more of a topiary man than a baldy

boro_exile Posted on 07/08/2008 14:50
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[:)] PP - you have to WANT to be happy

parmoandstella Posted on 07/08/2008 14:55
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does kieth lamb make realy bad spelling mistakes on nearly every sentence ??? i doubt it,

kingkongsdick Posted on 07/08/2008 14:58
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gordon brown takes time out of his busy schedule, ballsing up the country, to ring the little guy. why shouldn't keith lamb do the same? it's unfortunate that he chose to ring such an egomaniac but there you go.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 15:03
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jealous much King Kong?

Critical_Bill Posted on 07/08/2008 15:04
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Lamby is in Holland!!

burydweller Posted on 07/08/2008 15:09
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PP, you are a clown and an attention seeking fool with no respect. Do you think Mr Lamb would of phoned you? written to you if he knew that you would disregard his confidentiality on a board that eats and drinks gossip? and moans about every aspect of the club. Hang your head in shame, you f@cking cretin.

easycomeeasygo Posted on 07/08/2008 15:11
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how do you know he wanted it to remain confidential?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 15:25
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Burydweller,

Suck my balls.

Theres a good lad.

number1jonnycash Posted on 07/08/2008 16:10
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the reason kl done this was he knew the pink one would come straight on here and get over a ton for it,as said earlier they do read the board,and were fed up of pinky posting S***e thought they would give him an exclusive,well done the pink one,i believe it by the way.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 16:20
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[:D]

Well done Johnny.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 16:36
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why would keith lamb contact a boro fan over a proposed transfer?
why would it be poncey, surely there has been plenty others mailing the club today? I know 2 blokes who have sent emails to the club and another bloke who's been down the stadium to demand answers.
why would keith lamb give out the transfer details to a boro fan who he doesn't know? What if the deal goes through as an undisclosed fee?

sorry PP, but i just cant believe it, its something a 10yr old would say to his friends.
could you imagine david gill or peter kenyon ringing up a fan giving the fan details of a prosed transfer.............no, neither can i!

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 17:13
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Rick, like i said you don't have to believe me.

Perhaps they didn't send it direct to the 2 people I did on the linked page.

I can guarantee that this has happened. You are just letting your disdain for me cover the facts.

And like has been stated already, it does happen.

I would hazard a guess, though that the reason YOUR friends didn't get an answer is down to the fact that my email was polite, courteous etc and not full of F***s and C***s.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 17:28
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maybe they didn't pussy foot round it like you did poncey but there could of been hundreds of emails recieved today and not all of those would have been anger filled.

my disdain, wtf poncey, this is just what i think, nothing to do with you on a personal note. i just don't believe it

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 17:30
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And like i said earlier in the thread, people don't have to believe it. I have said my piece, I have spoken to some close friends who i go to the game with and told them and some family memebers. I'm not that sad to make up B******* and even spread it to my family.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 17:37
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do you have proof that you contacted close friends and family? you had "proof" that lamb had mailed you so surely you can prove that you have contacted these people.
its not as if you could make that part up, is it!

maybe if you hadn't been posting so much bullsh*t in the past few weeks, more people would believe you.
To me it sounds as though you're trying to get everybody back onside with you after several posters have turned against the "board celebrity".

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 17:43
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Rick...

I will ask you, like I have asked others to tell me exactly what "bullS***" i have EVER posted on here...

Don't misjudge posts about aftershave and manbags as being lies. I posted that I had bought the car - It wasn't believed. I;ve been seen in it by posters on here - Again, not bullS***. You're getting yourself confused.

I don't see how this "gets people back on side" after all, its not only the last few weeks people have been giving me stick, its been happening for 4 years mate.

There is one guy I go to the games with who i told today - he may come on here and tell you what I said to him. AG1971 earlier confrmed that I told him.

Like i said, believe what you want - the fact of the matter is, every thing i have said is the truth.

I do not lie...and i'd be interested to see the evidence that I have posted bullS*** in the past.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 17:46
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you are talking crap as usual. it was a 4 year deal he signed for boro. official article from the club website last season. you need to research your topic better before making up a story:-



Luke: Why I Chose Boro
ENGLAND defender Luke Young says he joined Boro ahead of several other Barclays Premier League clubs because Gareth Southgate made it clear he was his number one choice.
Speaking at a press conference at Rockliffe Park this afternoon after signing a four-year contract in a 2.5m deal, the former Charlton right-back said Boro's determination impressed him.
"It's important for me at this stage of my career to come to a club where I feel wanted," said the 28-year-old, who's arrival comes after the loss of Abel Xavier and Stuart Parnaby in the summer.

"Middlesbrough showed a keen interest and the first interest. There were other clubs interested but Middlesbrough showed me I was first choice for them
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"I see Middlesbrough as a big club and the fact that Jonathan Woodgate and Stewart Downing are here means the England manager will be watching them play.
"From what I've seen already over the last couple of days, there are a lot of good young English players here as well."
Young is Charlton's most capped England player with seven full appearances and he's hopeful of catching Steve McClaren's eye after his move north.
"The manager is recently out of football and has many caps for England and Colin Cooper played for England as well, so that can only help.

"I can still learn at the age of 28 and I hope to learn from both of them."
The player admitted leaving Charlton was a wrench but he was desperate to stay in the top flight after the Valiants' relegation.
"It was a difficult decision but I want to be in the Premier League and I thank Charlton for not standing in my way," he said.


Southgate was delighted to finally tie up the deal after targeting him so early in the summer.
"He's a good defender who's also comfortable on the ball and that's exactly what I look for in a full-back," he said.
"He's been captain of his previous club so he's a leader. He ticks all the boxes and I was very pleased we were able to secure the deal in the manner we did.

"I know Charlton would ideally have kept him but credit to them, they felt he had been a good servant to them so they let him go."
Asked if Young can still improve as a player, Southgate added: "All payers can improve - I did at 33 and 34 - but we're getting a player who is very much established in a highly specialised role.
"But he says he wants to continue improving and that's fantastic to hear as a manager."



PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 17:48
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SAS,

KL specifically stated that he had only 2 years left on his deal and that he would have "next to no resale value next summer".

I am only reporting what was discussed this morning.

I believe him.

Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 07/08/2008 17:48
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"I know 2 blokes who have sent emails to the club and another bloke who's been down the stadium to demand answers"

This made me laugh.

What did he do, go into the ticket office and bang on the soundproof perspex screen, shouting 'I want' answers!!!', in an ever so dramatic fashion?

I think some people need some persepctive introducting into their lives.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 17:49
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[:D] Jonny.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 17:50
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give it up pink ponce, well done on some falling for this windup but unfortunately you got found out. backs up everyone theory you make most stuff up.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 17:53
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Sas, you are entitled to your own opinion.

The fact that its fundamentally wrong is irrelevant, son.

No finding out at all - I've detailed exactly what I have been told and you are choosing to avoid 99% of the info contained herewith.

Ta.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 17:53
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Bullsh*t doesnt necisarrily mean lying, some of your football posts are good, but you clog up the board with your bullsh*t posts.
you seek attention with your posts, you just cant stop can you. All the bullsh*t with KBB, why clog up the board with it? Why couldn't you be a man and IGNORE it?
You post bullsh*t regarding VEETING your genitals, do you really think we are interested?
Remember the ENVY thread, you posted so much bullsh*t on that post and tried to get posters to believe you knew the LASS in question but in fact, the thread was about a young lady from an envy STORE up scummyland.

I don't have anything against you ponce but i think your repetative ME, ME, ME posts are becoming very boring.

Maybe instead of BULLSH*T, i should SAY ballocks

Senor_Chester Posted on 07/08/2008 17:56
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Ponce your either a mug for making this up or a mug for believing whatever Lamb told you.

ridsdale Posted on 07/08/2008 17:56
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You sound like you have anger issues rick.


Rather unneccessary ones.


Chill.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:00
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no issues what so ever rids, i've posted my reasons why PP may not be being taken seriously and why i think his posts can be bullsh*t.


PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 18:00
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Ah so first of all you said you didn't believe me because I posted bullshot (incinuating at LIES) now you are saying you don't believe me because i post about Veet etc ect.

I see your logic. It doesn't make sense mate. You have chosen not to believe and that is fair enough.

The envy thread had about 4 posts from me - and it was made up - not about Middlesbrough, not about newcastle - it was all made up. Don't believe what people like Critical Bill state. I have the thread in my favourites at home i think - If i do, i'll happily hoof it to show you my input.

KBB is an aggressive fool and i'd much rather sit with some half hearted posts about man bags then endure a 4 hour argument with him - but it keeps him amused and i'll be damned if i don't respond to it.

Simple fact is, I received a phone call, i posted it on here. People wanted a screen shot of the email, i gave them it.

people chose to believe what they want.

I'll go home tonight feeling extremely happy that Keith Lamb took out the time to not only read my email, but to also respond to it.

jet-thrust Posted on 07/08/2008 18:01
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Last year I sent an email to the club complaning about a few problems I had with one of the stewards at the previous home game. Swearing in front of my young kids etc.

Sent at 09:30, I got a phone call from Steve Gibson within half an hour. He was polite and seemed concerned. I never included my phone number in my message but did give my ST seat details.

So I have no issue believing what PP says here.

sasboro1 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:03
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Pinkponce you sound like scoea, just admit you made it up. you are making yourself look daft after being caught out. have you got mental problems or something?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 18:04
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Senor - I am not a mug whatsoever. I haven't made this up,. There is a lot of detail here - not just regarding LY but other stuff.

The fee is likely to be undisclosed as is normally the case nowadays. I simply have not made any of this up.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:05
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ATTENTION SEEKING is the reason why I don't BELIEVE you, simple as THAT.

Rio_Verde Posted on 07/08/2008 18:05
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Pinkponce-- your're a gem-- as is MFC-- the only club ready, willing and able to take the time to treat their fans with class.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 18:06
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Rick - I hope you're DJ-ing is better than your judge of character. If not, you'll be S***e.

Thanks.

Rio and Jet - Thank you.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:06
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so if the fee ends up being UNDISCLOSED, why would keith lamb TELL you the real price?

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 18:07
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I would like to add, though, that i did knew this would happen when i first posted it...

The perception that I am a bullS***ter is silly though. and yet again people claim it, yet fail to back it up.

No new keeper needed now we have Rick to mave the goalposts. Thanks xx

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:08
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my judge of character is great thanks, so is my dj'ing.
doesn't really say much for you, does it

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 18:09
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KL didn't tell me the real price.

In my email i said 4 or 5m, is a pittance. He said i can't obviously tell you the actual fee but its is NOT 4 or 5m but is in fact more than 50% higher.

I take that at 4m + 50% would be 6m... so perhaps slightly more...

But transfer fees are all undisclosed now - look at alves. Undisclosed fee, yet 12-13,5 depending on what report you read at the time.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:10
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no goalposts being moved at all, i'm just telling it how it is.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 18:11
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Nope, you're telling it how you think it is.

You're wrong.

Again.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:13
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but he apparently hinted to you that it would be 50% more that 4/5m, so he's telling YOU that we are selling a player for round 6m. The only people who an undisclosed transfer fee hit is the fans, unless you're PINK ponce.

i bet it makes you feel very special doesn't it

hartburn_lad Posted on 07/08/2008 18:13
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hi all, it takes a lot for me to post on here, im more of a reader, but i can confirm that approx 11.30 today i got a phone call of pink ponce telling me exitedly the conversation he had with keith lamb, i thought it right to speak up and to put the record straight that all that he as said in this post is exactly what he told me this morning, he was so buzzing about it,you could feel the exitement in his voice, i know i am his mate, but its 100% true, good on yer mucker, shame theres a lot of green eyed posters on here, see you sat mate.

rick4974 Posted on 07/08/2008 18:16
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oh finally, a "FRIEND" of PP's finally turns up to back up his story.


good night poncey.

i'd like to say its been fun but, i'll be really BULLSH*TTING then

TA TA
XX

The_Dude Posted on 07/08/2008 18:18
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what a bag of wank, made worse by everybody else replying to this T*** time after time after time, yeh, im sure lamby rang you up especially cos youve got an old bmw, what a T***

JEFF_BLOWERS Posted on 07/08/2008 18:22
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Ponce, i think rick4974, means you're the Walter Mitty of the board.
I don't believe it for a second.

gibbos_left_boot Posted on 07/08/2008 18:22
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whats having a bmw got to do with this thread?

just chill, people.. even IF he was lying is it really worth having an aneurysm over it? ffs

The_Dude Posted on 07/08/2008 18:23
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its just a general rant cos hes a boring sad fart who lives with his mum

lee_marvin Posted on 07/08/2008 18:38
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what a ludicrous response! you people are very odd, but funny with it. [:D]

Jonny_Ingbar Posted on 07/08/2008 18:43
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"so if the fee ends up being UNDISCLOSED, why would keith lamb TELL you the real price?"

I know from personal experince that KL is not afraid to discuss details regarding transfers, with people he has never met before.



PaulBoro Posted on 07/08/2008 18:58
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"so if the fee ends up being UNDISCLOSED, why would keith lamb TELL you the real price?"

alves transfer fee was undisclosed, why did GS say in an interview we spent 12 million on him

S*** happens, if you dont believe him get over it you sad coonts


Venizzle Posted on 07/08/2008 19:06
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There goes half an hour of my life i will never get back!
After wasting my time reading this thread i feel obliged to post...

I find it unlikely but not impossible that what you say is true but i really don't care.

The so called phone call changes nowt. we have still sold the best RB i have seen at the club 2 weeks before the season starts, i couldn't give a toss about the price or that we intend on replacing him with some johnny foreigner or a younger (poorer) player from Uk.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 19:22
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The Dude, you are one twisted F***ed up man [:D]

Which house do you want me to tell you about? And would you like a spin in my BM?

Hello HL - thanks mate, looking forward to seeing you on Sat. Give my regards to Spud and Mrs P.

For every hater theres more who love.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 07/08/2008 19:38
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""so if the fee ends up being UNDISCLOSED, why would keith lamb TELL you the real price?"

Beacuse telling a fan isnt the same as telling the media via an official press release, or do you believ that Keith Lamb doesnt tell his wife, kids, friends etc the price as it's "undisclosed".

The fact remains that the club quite often choose to ring people up, PP isnt the first and he wont be the last.

Rick :- You're guilty of the "me, me, me" posts yourself with your "Dave sang this my kareoke", "Look I've bought a new car, but I've still kept the Mazda" posts.

PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 19:39
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Well said TLJ.

ste_north_stand Posted on 07/08/2008 19:42
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I wouldn't have believed this for a second until he swore on his grandfathers grave. Got to be one sick freak to do something like that if it's a lie.

Esekiel1517 Posted on 07/08/2008 19:46
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I cannot believe it,this PONCE fella comes on here,when we are selling ALL our players,giving it the Big Un.Shooting is too good for him.

Posted on 07/08/2008 20:07
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Hahahahahaha! [:D]

Pinky gets exposed as a liar; yet again, gets ripped apart and wound up; yet again and runs out of witless puns and resorts to crude insults when everyone is tearing him apart; yet again.

What a surprise!

elnino1 Posted on 07/08/2008 20:10
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PinkPonce Posted on 07/08/2008 21:30
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Elnino, what a weird, envious, angry man you are...

Hijacking all of my threads like a child who's had his dinner money stolen. Poor Poor man.

Ste North Stand - This IS not a lie. Everything i have written is the gods honest truth.

As requested earlier by LTS - I have attached a picture of the call detail, taken from a colleagues phone. Phone call received at 11:42, 8 minutes long, message posted at 11:53.

I simply would not make something like this up, let alone swear like I did.


Link: The call image

jack_bauer Posted on 08/08/2008 10:23
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Can admin edit this thread? It's a pain having to scroll across to read it.

PinkPonce Posted on 08/08/2008 10:27
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Jack - They probably can but don't let it bother you...

Elnino is a jealous little man who does this to virtually all threads that I start. He quite clearly has issues, and I take it as a compliment.

PS - Rick: Did you see skysportsnews this morning? Luke Young has completed him move to Middlesbrough for an UNDISCLOSED fee.

Thank you!

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/08/2008 10:41
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PinkPonce Posted on 08/08/2008 10:27
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Jack - They probably can but don't let it bother you...

Elnino is a jealous little man who does this to virtually all threads that I start. He quite clearly has issues, and I take it as a compliment.

PS - Rick: Did you see skysportsnews this morning? Luke Young has completed him move to Middlesbrough for an UNDISCLOSED fee.

Thank you!

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Young has gone where?




PinkPonce Posted on 08/08/2008 10:42
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You know what I meant soft lad....

Still putting your nose in I see?

PinkPonce Posted on 08/08/2008 11:38
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SAS... 4m you say?

You're WRONG!

That is all.


Link: 6m - thank you very much.

Critical_Bill Posted on 08/08/2008 11:40
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Just surprised you are still propogating this untruth.

PinkPonce Posted on 08/08/2008 11:46
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I'm really surprised that you still think I am lying, when piece by piece its all falling into place - the hugely inflated transfer fee (4m all day on here yesterday from SAS)...

The 2 payers we have bids for - 1 at home, Justin Hoyte...

[:)]

Wonder if Lamby fancies a few pints down Yarm this week.

ianson_smoggy Posted on 08/08/2008 15:03
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I've heard he'll be in Hide in Yarm about 9pm on sunday night for a couple of quiet pints.

Ahhhhh_Dennis Posted on 08/08/2008 16:04
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I have to say i was very sceptical at first but i actually believe you PP, jsut spoke to a mate at work and he says that he knows you and you phoned him yesterday and told him about lmaby phoning you! plus the 6million has been announced so youve got that bit right! and this would be some length for a person to go to just for attention, i dont think theres many out there that sad! lets just see if the rest of it comes true!

PinkPonce Posted on 08/08/2008 17:05
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Hi Dennis, i only phoned a few friends and family to tell them about this, but it is 100% true mate...

Things are starting to happen which add up - the transfer fee, the bid for a player at home (Hoyte) etc etc...

Have a good weekend everyone

markw_21 Posted on 08/08/2008 17:30
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I wasn't sure, but when your swore on you're Grandad's grave - seeing past threads about your closeness to him - I could see you weren't looking for bites

It's a shame none of your'e doubters - Rick, MidosParmo etc - dont come out the shadows...

john_mfc Posted on 08/08/2008 17:39
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i beleive you pp, dont suppose lamb named any names did he about boros transfer targets? im more interested in the foreign lads. i hope the one in this country is for hoyte and not harper.