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PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:06
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Hello, please see the attached IKEA link. I have 2 of these which I am willing to sell for 650 quid (128 saving)

They are virtually brand new and are in immaculate condition.


Link: Klippan Sofas

Ron_fmttm Posted on 04/08/2008 13:07
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You certainly know how to set yourself for a foul Ponce, I know where this thread is going!

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 13:08
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No wonder your masculinity is questioned.

mickbrown Posted on 04/08/2008 13:08
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You selling because you came to your senses?

sasboro1 Posted on 04/08/2008 13:09
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2nd hand sofas are worth a lot less than what you think. try 200 for the pair. 60 cheaper per sofa than brandnew will not get many offers. what stains are on them?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:10
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Mick [:D]

I'm selling them because now I have no room for them in the room where they were located.

They are lovely sofas and they are virtually unused.

I take it you are interested?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 13:10
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They're not that bad.

Could look really nice in a room with a decent colour scheme.

sasboro1 Posted on 04/08/2008 13:11
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is the missus moving in? and she hates them?

mickbrown Posted on 04/08/2008 13:11
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No thanks, my red sofa days are long gone. Besides, they'd clash with my new orange hairdo.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:12
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Sas - they are not exactly second hand though as in used.

They are virtually unused.

The red is actually slightly darker in real life.

[:D] Edit - No the Mrs isn't moving in, although she doesn't like them. I've seen other I like better for the same room.

sasboro1 Posted on 04/08/2008 13:14
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2nd hand is 2nd hand though. why buy 2nd hand when for an extra 60 per sofa you can get brand new with warranty..etc

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:17
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Well there are a few reasons.

You are saving 130 quid for both of them. If you are located within Teesside you will save 100 in delivery costs from Ikea.

130 is a good saving.

Alternatively I can just take them back if need be - But thought i would offer someone a bargain.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 13:17
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Has it got Garmin printed on the back?

Ron_fmttm Posted on 04/08/2008 13:17
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Why rent from a slum lord when a mortgage is cheaper?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:18
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Rubber Soles - No, but if you like I can arrange for a white band to be put on it.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 13:20
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It looks like something you would find on a laminated floor in a hairdressers waiting area.

Have you got works permission for selling this?

pat_the_cat Posted on 04/08/2008 13:20
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What colour are they?

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 13:22
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I'm sure a gay bar would be interested in them.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:23
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Pat, the clue was in the title mate [:)]

Rubber - As I am the boss, yes.

PS - Don't give up the day job.


D'oh!

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:23
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Bill, can you ask next time you're in there?

There's a good lad.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 13:24
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says the bloke whose living room doubles as the set for Graham Norton's chat show.

MarlonD Posted on 04/08/2008 13:24
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They're plaggy anyway.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 13:25
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It will be full of skids, winnets and knee marks.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 13:26
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I'll give you 600 for them.

Rodney_Trotter Posted on 04/08/2008 13:29
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^^^^^^^^^

Somebodies got a bridging loan from the socail, or had shopacheck round

pat_the_cat Posted on 04/08/2008 13:29
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Yeah but what sort of red? Cherry Red, Cardinal Red, Bell End Red, Sore Arsehole Red?
By the way, have you got any Settees instead of sofas?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:29
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Kevin, I am unsure as to the validity of your offer. I would be willing to negotiate.

I would consider a slightly increased offer.

Marlon, they are real leather.

Bill, i'll take that as a yes. Thanks chuck x

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 13:30
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700?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:32
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Pat the cat - They are a darker red than they appear on the link - similar to our home kit red.

KBB - You have yourself a deal [:D]

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 13:34
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Alright then, 750.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:35
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Kev, as good an offer as it is, i suggest you put it towards a personality.

Thanks anyway [:)]

PPXXX

sasboro1 Posted on 04/08/2008 13:36
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how have you fixed the hairdryer/hair straightener scorch marks?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:38
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SAS - there are no scource marks as all "finishing works" are carried out in another area of the salon.

NB if anyone wants to interior design tips, I'm your man.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 13:41
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How do you buy a personality, Pinky? Although it seems quite redundant asking you.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 13:43
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Kevin, he's after one himself. maybe he wants to see what your is like if you buy one.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 13:44
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There's no holes in these sofas are there, Pinky?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:47
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No Kevin, and if you're lucky there may be a few pennies down the back.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 13:49
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Surley you have room in one of your homes pinky?

They are F***ing awful btw.

Rodney_Trotter Posted on 04/08/2008 13:50
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Must say I agree with rimmer.

I like yur style usually PP but they are not your best purchase.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 13:51
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arnold, those ten-a-penny apartments are smaller than they look.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 13:56
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I have got room - i can either sell them or keep them, but i;ve seen something else that I like and may revamp one of the rooms.

I'd be happy to keep them as they fit in with the minimalistic, contemporary theme of my weekend pad.

Arnold / Trotters. At the end of the day, its all about personal styles and how you like your home to look.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 13:59
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Is back street brothel the look these days?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:02
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No, but I can tell you that the pad has seen about as much action.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:08
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Glad to hear you have a healthy porn collection lad.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:11
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Your craic needs a serious overhaul...

Jesus...

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:12
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I think yours is a little repetative.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:20
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Yeah, I must admit I am a bit sick of the "FOR SALE - 2 RED LEATHER SOFAS" type threads...

Must have a rethink.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:23
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I though you were talking about "craic" rather than thread titles - but carry on.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:24
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I am. Like i said, yours its not very good*

This may or may not be an understatement.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:26
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Poor tired pinky.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:27
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Anyway,

Anyone, 650 quid.

I'll even through in a signed photo.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:28
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McDonalds might take them off your manicured hands after their recent revamp.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:29
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Will you leave me alone you little irritant.

Did you not make enough of a fool of yourself when you ballsed up as the throcking man?

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:31
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I was KBB last week - apparently. Make your mind up.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:32
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All the same person Kidda.

LoveLoveMido Posted on 04/08/2008 14:36
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"Your craic needs a serious overhaul..."

Yours needs some KY Jelly

And as for your taste ... RED LEATHER SOFA's, 2 OF .... FFS

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:39
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Mido, I'm terribly sorry that my individual tastes do not match those of yours...

PS. That KY joke. Seriously. Absolutely F***ing terrible. I was going to ignore it but F*** me.

sasboro1 Posted on 04/08/2008 14:40
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to be honest, i think you will struggle to shift them being red. and you need to have them no higher than half price

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:48
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SAS - thanks for your input.

I'd happily keep them rather than sell them for half price.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 14:50
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I'd be surprised if Butterwick Hospice would take them off you.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 14:52
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Big bad world out there Arnold... there's more to life than following me around the board.

TO be honest i'd rather just give them to a family in need.

LoveLoveMido Posted on 04/08/2008 14:57
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over 60 posts and half by PP .. and still not a serious offer. Is this another look at me thread?

Give them to a family in need, your my hero. I doubt you actually own the sofa's. Pathetic

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 15:05
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he probably doesn't have to pay for them until May 2009

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:08
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[:D] Bill... They are paid for and they are available for collection at the weekend.

Mido... Another new user name and the same old insults. Grow up. If you want the sofas make me an offer, if you don't get the F*** off my thread [:D]

There's a good lad.

sasboro1 Posted on 04/08/2008 15:08
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just ring up teesside hospice in linthorpe village and they will come and collect it

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 15:10
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Another person takes the P*** so it must be the same person with yet another username. Have you thought that maybe there are plenty of people who think your constant attention seeking is a little cretinous?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:13
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Arnold Yes.

But i don't understand how this can be seen as attention seeking.

Now make an offer and go away you little chav.

TAGL [:)]

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 15:15
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I'm the chav? Says the boy who signed off with TAGL (whatever that means).

I'm sorry, i'm not up with the latest msn patter.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:25
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Its not MSN patter.. its just easier than patronising you with "theres a good lad"...

Its called an acronym BTW.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 15:31
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Thanks for the education, i've always wondered what an acronym was.

Dear me.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 15:34
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What a boring chunt!

bobs_cock Posted on 04/08/2008 15:36
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Id buy them for 650 if you could deliver to Newcastle?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:36
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Bobs_C****

I'd have to think about it but thanks thats a good offer.

bobs_cock Posted on 04/08/2008 15:39
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Well dont think too long because our lass is on about buying the same ones from Ikea. Tomorrow.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:41
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[:D]

If you are serious then you can collect then on Friday night or Saturday morning I'd do the deal at 625 quid?

If you are not willing to do that then i'm not willing to do business.

bobs_cock Posted on 04/08/2008 15:43
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If you hire me a van, pick me up from Darlo, collect the sofas, then drop me off in Newcastle with them then sorted.


Cleveleyssmoggie Posted on 04/08/2008 15:44
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Patience guys, just wait for the next Ikea sale, I'd hazard a guess you will get brand spankers with a warranty cheaper than PP's.

I never buy furniture unless its in the sale, the huge markups are almost criminal.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:48
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[?] To do all all of the above you'd have to pay me 750

To be honest i'd rather not have all that hassle.

bobs_cock Posted on 04/08/2008 15:50
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Nah forget it.

I've just spoke to our lass and when she found out you had bought them she isnt going to bother now.

Plus if I had gone with that I would be sharing a van with you for over an hour which would probs smell like a Swiss brothel.

On your way sunshine...

TAGL.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:51
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Clevelysmoggies.

These sofas don't go in the sale. I waited for the last one when I bought and it doesn't happen.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 15:52
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[:D] bobs_C****

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 15:54
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[:D]

A better fisherman than Bob Nudd.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 15:56
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Hahahaha!

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 15:56
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"On your way sunshine...

TAGL."

PMSL.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 15:57
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[:D]

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 15:57
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[:D]

Get your own lines.

TAGL.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 15:58
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Wipe your chops, Pinky.

NedKat Posted on 04/08/2008 15:58
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Has anyone's naked bottom perched itself upon yonder red leather sofas ?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:00
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[:D]Ned...

It depends on whether that will increase or decrease the price.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:02
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I dare say that a load of sweaty, greased up blokes arse crack stains will decrease the value.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 16:03
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does jizz have a discolouring effect on red leather?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 16:06
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Why Bill, have you "had an accident" on your Mam's settee after browsing her Freemans catalogue?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:06
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You still here arnold?

Which username do you use on an evening?

[:D] Lizards.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:08
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Just a work thing in the main pinky.

But if i'm around on an evening i'll be sure to look you up.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:09
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He'll be under easycomeeasygo, arnold.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:11
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"But if i'm around on an evening i'll be sure to look you up."

I'd have never EVER have guessed.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:12
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Butties - ECEG offered you the chance to meet up.

You S*** yourself. The same applied when Liddle gave you his address.

Keyboard Warrior. Thats what you are.

1 Username. Thats all i need. If i want to come on here of an evening, I'll happily do that under the PP name.

Not a bother.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:13
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Apparently i'm the Throcking man this week KBB, last week i was you. What a mixed up little bag of turd pinky is. He thinks everyone has 3 or 4 usernames.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 16:14
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Always has to hide behind the idle threats from LIDDLE when he can't think of a comeback.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:14
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You come on here as PinkPonce and easycomeeasygo, you are terrible at trying to hide it.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:16
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Funny that you should pipe up when Liddle gets mentioned bill - you've got more in common with KBB than you think.

KBB - Prove it or shut up?

Arnold / TTM / KBB - You're had more Alias' than Prince Rogers Nelson.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:16
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Bet its seen more sh1t holes than a scouse social worker.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:17
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You can't deny it Pinky, it's fooking obvious, it's one of a few you've had on here.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:19
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Rubber, are you sure you write comedy?

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:21
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pink ender,

Do you actually enjoy being ripped to bits?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:21
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Kevin - Like i said, Prove it...

Only ever had one other username but that was on the old Rivals board (RAWA1986)... Had PP since rivals went caput and we've been on here. Only need PP.

Do you fancy a little wager on this? Put your money where your mouth is?

Shall we say 200 that i am not easycomeeasygo?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:22
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You're a terrible liar Pinky and so unconvincing. I might as well take your money now.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:22
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I take it thats a No then?

Pityful.

[:)]

ridsdale Posted on 04/08/2008 16:23
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I must say, Soles has shown no comedy talent while posting on here.


Do you have anything on a website, or some jokes/lines you could post up for us to judge?


You may have choosen the wrong career, being funny is a bit of a prerequisite for a comedy writer.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:26
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Pinky, you can go to all the extraordinary and desperate lengths you wish to in order to try and convince you've not had numerous aliases on this site but it's pointless, you've been exposed.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:28
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Kevin,

There's nothing at all extraordinary about placing a 200 wager on the fact that I'm not easycomeeasygo.

And as you are so sure, then 200 in your pocket is surely better than a kick in the M****?

Come on Big Man?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:31
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I've already made it clear I'll take your money off your hands, easycomeeasygo.

What was the last alias you had? It began with "Boro..." something.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:31
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"I must say, Soles has shown no comedy talent while posting on here."

My CV is all I need to know, I judge myself on that and that alone.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 16:31
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"Keyboard Warrior"

"Come on Big Man"

from the bloke who once threatened to smash KBB's face in.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 16:32
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We dont have that luxury, and can only go by your posts on here and I must say when Flar is funnier than you then you've really got to worry.

Critical_Bill Posted on 04/08/2008 16:33
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Lizard, I must take issue with that.

The 'smilies' that flar gets are from his pseudonyms.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:35
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"I've already made it clear I'll take your money off your hands, easycomeeasygo."

SO, you are agreeing to a 200 bet with me? If I am not easycomeeasygo you will give me 200 English pounds?

A simple copy and paste, along with the words yes or no will suffice.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:37
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Say what you like, it just shows how much you dont know about comedy and script writing. Do you think comedians or script writers just sit down, quickly think of something and thats it job done?

It's all about picking a subject, exploring every angle and working around it, it could take ten minutes or in my case sometimes hours.

I'm not on here to prove to people what I am or aren't good at, but you're welcome to your opinions non the less.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:38
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Thought not Kevin.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:38
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Jesus pinky - give it up sonner.

No one gives a F*** that you have to have a few usernames to back up you tiresome drivel.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:39
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But you are so I'll claim my 200 now please I'll even come and collect it from you when you're home, sweetheart.

I win!

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 16:39
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But you constantly try funny one liners and constantly die on your arse.

If you're that good then we'd at least expect a couple of funny off the cuff remarks, but havent seen one in all the time you've been on here.

How did you deal with hecklers when you did stand up, if it takes you hours of painstaking research to come up with your "comedy"?

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:39
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Arnold - I think you'll find that Kevin gives a F***.

Hence why I will place the wager with him with regards to easycomeeasygo - and increase the bet with every other Alias he thinks I have.

No problem at all.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:41
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I just thoroughly enjoy winding you up, Pinky.

When can I collect my 200 you owe me?

Dibzzz Posted on 04/08/2008 16:41
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Are they wipe clean?

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:42
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I think you'll find he doesn't. He's just taking the P*** and your too much of a dullard to spot it.

I'm embarrassed for you lad.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:43
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Why would I come on here wasting my 'one liners' when I do them for a living?

I'm not on here to do my job, I just come on here for a laugh now and again. Say what you like, but you've never seen what I've done so you cant knock it.

My CV suggest different and peoples opinions on a message board mean absolutley nothing to me at all. Once my work starts getting knocked and rejected, thats when I'll start getting worried.


PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:45
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"Yes. But you are so I'll claim my 200 now please I'll even come and collect it from you when you're home, sweetheart.

I win!"

No, really you don't. Thanks for the confirmation, please see attached.

We will wait on any response from Rob.


Link: 200 Bet between KBB & PP Regarding ECEG

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 16:45
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Who or what do you write for, rubber?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 16:46
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So why do you try to be funny on here then, or do you make a conscious effort not to be, just in case one of us steals one of your "jokes"?

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:51
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I've never 'tried' to be funny, I just do what everyone else does and come on here and have a laugh. Do you never post anything for a laugh on here or are you serious all the time?

A lot of you seem to quiz me everyday about this, but on the other hand say I'm not interesting etc, if thats the case, why keep going on about it?

It's geting very boring. People have a go at Ponce for showing off on here, but on the other hand people seem to be trying to get me to show off by telling them how great I think I am. I've never claimed to be anything on here. It's just other people like yourself who keeps talking about it.

And you can knock me all you want, but my CV tells me everything I need to know about my career and nobodys opinon on the internet can change that.

arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 04/08/2008 16:54
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Lizards does take himself very seriously like. He likes to put the world to rights in a lefty, liberal, look down your nose kind of way.

NedKat Posted on 04/08/2008 16:55
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From :

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To :

Another bitchfest !!

In 102 posts !!!

grantus Posted on 04/08/2008 16:55
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rubber, why are you always defending yourself, telling people how funny you are?

It's so very dull.

japsterboro Posted on 04/08/2008 16:55
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RS - People have lost trust in you since you divulged you were:

A) A house husband
B) A Jehovah's Witness

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 16:56
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That's me Arnold, although I havent started doing it using multiple usernames yet.

That's when I'll start to worry.

ridsdale Posted on 04/08/2008 16:56
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I just want to see the funny side of you Mr Soles.




Not too much to ask.


One good joke.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:56
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I am one to gloat [:(]

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 16:57
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ridsdale, you find me a modern comedian that tells jokes nowadays, you'll struggle because those days are over.

PinkPonce Posted on 04/08/2008 16:58
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Fair enough comments to me RS (@16:51)

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 17:09
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Japster, I'm not a Jovo, I said I always answer the door to them because its always fit women who come knocking and i pretend to look interested.

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 17:13
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Are you going to tell us who or what you write for, rubber? I'm genuinely interested.

Johnny_Thunder Posted on 04/08/2008 17:14
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I wouldn't sit on them in a pub.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 17:15
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I started writing stand-up for other people, selling it on to comedians. Then did stand-up myself, and now I'm taking time out writing a sitcom.

May work, may not work, if not I'll go back to what I was doing.

japsterboro Posted on 04/08/2008 17:16
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RS - Then I apologise if you're not ... I must have misread your post.

ridsdale Posted on 04/08/2008 17:21
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"ridsdale, you find me a modern comedian that tells jokes nowadays, you'll struggle because those days are over."


I fear you are right. However it won't last forever, everybody loves a good joke.

Piggy Posted on 04/08/2008 17:21
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Thats quite interesting Rubber Soles.

I'm curious as to how you get the comedians to pay for material. I dont know why, but I always imagine them to be real tightarses, who would just read your stuff, send it back saying that they didnt want it and then 6 months later build an act around it for free.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 04/08/2008 17:26
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He tells them the first line but makes them pay for the punchlines?

Kevin_Bacon_Butties Posted on 04/08/2008 17:28
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Has anything made it mainstream, rubber?

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 17:29
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You'd be surprised how many people start off that way in comedy, Paul Whitehouse started doing that, then got noticed from there, and is where he is because of that.

It's a good way of getting in, and I suppose I started that way because I wanted someone who was a better judge than me to look at my material and it worked.

In other words i was a chicken to do it alone so got other people to try my stuff out and it went from there.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 17:33
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What I'm doing for TV hasn't been finished yet, but my stand-up material has been used by a few comedians who are well known nowadays, and were just working their way up at the time.

Piggy Posted on 04/08/2008 17:36
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Go on, spill the beans.

Which ones buy all their material, which ones steal it?

Who are the ones who write all their own stuff?

ridsdale Posted on 04/08/2008 17:39
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I bet Chubby writes all his own stuff.

rubber_soles Posted on 04/08/2008 17:43
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I'm not spilling any beans, but it's no real secret and I'm sure alot of comedians who have made it big time still do it. It's just if you dont know then you dont know, but it's no real crime for them to do it.

Piggy Posted on 04/08/2008 17:46
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Ok, no problem.

I think I'd have a bit more respect for the ones who wrote all their own stuff. Buying it in seems a bit fraudulent.

Although I dont think Morecambe and Wise wrote much of their stuff and I still liked them.

onthemap Posted on 04/08/2008 17:49
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Piggy you're a good writer.
Ponce , I'd sit on orange boxes first.

ridsdale Posted on 04/08/2008 17:49
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I hope you get your stuff on telly Soles.



Mind you, I am am a harsh judge!

ridsdale Posted on 04/08/2008 17:50
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'Ponce , I'd sit on orange boxes first.'



You probably do.

PinkPonce Posted on 05/08/2008 14:48
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Hoof for people on today...

These sofas are still available and would be ready for collection from the Teesside area at the weekend...


Link: Ikea Klippan Sofas

sasboro1 Posted on 05/08/2008 18:26
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NedKat Posted on 05/08/2008 19:01
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This is more my style ...

"If I was a sofa" ..


Link: comfort

PinkPonce Posted on 05/08/2008 19:32
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SAS what did you say on the and the other thread(s) that was so incriminating you felt you best remove it.

Ned - Comfortastic.