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The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 11:50
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Right, the office party is hereby declared open.
It is therefore compulsory to
a) get Blind drunk
b) Flirt outrageously - ESPECIALLY with Bandito
c) Play stupid jokes on work colleagues
d) Start an argument with random people/

Has the fairy cakes arrived from Shak ?

I'll kick things off

"thats a very nice shirt you've got on there Boromut"

Goal_Scrounger Posted on 22/12 11:51
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Bagsy first go on the photocopier.

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 11:51
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I'll just sit in the corner and watch you all

speckyget Posted on 22/12 11:52
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*Stands nervously in corner with glass of sherry*

'Water treatment chemicals eh? That must be very interesting'

Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 11:52
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Absolute Tits.

littlejimmy Posted on 22/12 11:54
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Here, listen to the tune my tie plays....

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 11:56
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your a tit!

BoroTommo Posted on 22/12 11:56
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"So hypothetically, and I mean hypothetically, I mean we didn't work together and you and I weren't happily married to other people and we didn't have these rules about office romances, and no one was watching us and it was a one-off, nobody would ever know or find out situation.....would you let me touch your mouse?

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 11:56
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first fight of the party looming.....go on...knack him

speckyget Posted on 22/12 12:06
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'...no I'd thought about getting one, but a desktop shredder's fine for what I need...'

Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 12:07
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Im the fire chief, but sorry this room can only hold 20 people, due to the lack of exits. Sorry but this party is now over.

Razmond, ill deck you one.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 12:08
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your a tit, and you wear girls bras!


errrr

so i have heard.

smoggieinmanc Posted on 22/12 12:09
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"im tellin ya, if he starts i'll leather him!"

boroboy75 Posted on 22/12 12:09
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Billingham boro, get back to the station and finish your game of cards, or snooker

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Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 12:10
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And who told you Razmond?

Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 12:11
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Can't BoroBoy, (I'm actually the stripper).

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 12:12
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Ok, I'm lining up a row of tequila shots........this time they're in glasses, I'm hoping we can all get squiffy later and do some 'body shots'......tequila tastes sooooo good straight from the navel (so long as there is no fluff!)

Theres cheese and pineapple chunks on sticks too, if anyone wants one?

Btw..........who is sorting out the sounds?

joseph2001 Posted on 22/12 12:12
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its about time someone took that fookin slade song off isnt it.


oh go on then one more time,SO HERE IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS etc etc etc.....

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 12:12
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yer mam, and yer mams friend Derek

Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 12:13
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Nah my mams only mates with one guy, and hes a better footballer than Andriy Shevchenko you know.

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:14
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wanna Christmas snog, miss pipkins?

Scrote Posted on 22/12 12:16
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can you keep the noise down in there - i've got to get this report finished

bah! humbug

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:16
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wanna Christmas snog, scrote?

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 12:17
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she said dont mention derek to you, so I did!

Goal_Scrounger Posted on 22/12 12:17
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I knew you wouldn't be able to resist, Shaun_84!!

Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 12:17
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Shaun, follow me to the toilets ;)

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:17
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It's ok, I'm drunk

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:18
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ok, Billingham_boro. You go first and I'll sneek out in a minute

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:18
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sneak sneek sneeeeeek

speckyget Posted on 22/12 12:19
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'...it was an interest only, linked to a personal equity plan, but we cashed that in and switched to a repayment about seven years ago. Best thing we ever did..'

Billingham_boro Posted on 22/12 12:20
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Shaun, is that you, over here in the end cubicle.


Ahh thats a good boy, I was ashamed to tell everyone i needed help wiping my ass.

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 12:22
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Damn! Anybody seen Shaun? My mistletoe is wilting....

.........oh well, may as well have a little jiggy....do a little daaaance, make a little lurrrrrrrve, get down tonight!!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:26
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errr I'm back now. God, you look flustered

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:27
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shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:28
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kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me! kiss me!

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 12:31
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<<holds the mistletoe aloft.......leans over dangerously in her christmas slapper low cut top and sticks the lips on Shaun.........

slurrrrrrrrrp, suckkkkkkkk, slurrrrrrrrrrp.........

.....its getting desperate, poor Shaun is starting to look like the kid from 'Airplane' that has her oxygen supply cut off......he's turning blue!!!

GET THAT INTO YOU 84!!!!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 12:32
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I saw right down (your top and your throat)

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xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 12:37
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It's ok Shaun......I'll prolly be flashin em later anyway!

toots Posted on 22/12 12:48
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is the postman allowed in, or is it exclusive?

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 13:02
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fook off postie!

toots Posted on 22/12 13:05
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oh, you office types! you're all the same.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 13:06
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yeah, clever!

toots Posted on 22/12 13:13
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yet somehow stunted.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 13:16
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I`m not small, to be fair I`m about average.

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 13:16
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Yay.......toots is here....come and rest your tootsies postie!

One of you malingering sods get the grafter a drink will you......

toots Posted on 22/12 13:18
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i wont go on... it could turn nasty. im trying to reform.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 22/12 13:19
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yeah fook off and leave us dwarves alone.

toots Posted on 22/12 13:21
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ok. tatty bye. have fun!

actually, yeah, pipkins, i will have a swag of whisky to help me on me way. im driving, but a mouthful wont hurt. thanks.

--- Post edited by toots on 22/12 13:23 ---

boroboy75 Posted on 22/12 13:25
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*snigger*
Depends how much you can fit in your mouth........

toots Posted on 22/12 13:28
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oo-er, missus!

my head hurts. i feel inferior. i must go now.

boroboy75 Posted on 22/12 13:29
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toots, it must be the Rophynyl(?) that shaun_84 put in your drink.

toots Posted on 22/12 13:32
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oh, the hound! as if he wasnt getting enough. the promise of pipkins' boobs, and capers with janplanner. its pure greed.

joseph2001 Posted on 22/12 14:16
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"SO HERE IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS" etc etc etc....hic!

girthmonster Posted on 22/12 14:19
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Feeeeeed the jaaawdeeeeeeees
(Let them know its xmas time)

toots Posted on 22/12 14:23
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you wanna get yerselves outside for a bit, its lovely. bright and breezy, quite mild. personally i cant wait til life gets back to normal, its been too much. 'never' he says, but he just likes to be awkward. it will.

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 14:33
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Who's nicked my drink? *hic*

janplanner Posted on 22/12 14:33
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ooooh latecomer! what have i missed?????

(powercut for the last 4 hrs, but beer supply will not be affected)

boroboy75 Posted on 22/12 14:35
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shaun_84 is in the toilet.
He's found a hole in the cubicle wall to play with.

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 14:36
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Someone's nicked my drink - I put it down to have a dance and now it's gone. *hic*

ilgrandesilenzio Posted on 22/12 14:36
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is they any cheesey nibbles anywhere ??????>>>


anyone gonna photocopy they t!ts ?????

janplanner Posted on 22/12 14:38
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i think i need a lie down...

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 14:39
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Who's going to try the absinthe?
Still can't find my drink - can someone get me another? Black Russian this time - thanks. *hic*

KrivoyRog Posted on 22/12 14:43
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.........hi everyone, sorry I'm late,; Ive been..............oh, bloody hell.............save 50% told me it was fancy dress.

I look a bit stupid, don't I?

[kriv is dressed up as the Carling Cup, complete with ribbons tied round his testicles]

janplanner Posted on 22/12 14:45
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nice trophy!!!!!!!!!


hee hee hee.

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 14:51
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Thanks - blimey, it's strong! *slurp*
What happens if I pull your ribbons Kriv? Oops!

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 15:17
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Exscuse me......whose just e-mailed a picture of their ass to the entire company including the MD ?

(any mince pies left?)

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 15:32
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Errrr.....I just emailed a pic of Kriv's ass....does that count? Wow....he must use a great exfoliater, its very smooth!

*passes the mince pies around*

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 15:35
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erm, Ms Pipkins, hate to tell you this, that wasn't Krivs ass **points to his own baldy napper.**

Lovely mince pies, oooops, I appear to have dropped some down your top, shall I get it out myself ?(Flirt mode ON)

--- Post edited by The_Commisar on 22/12 15:36 ---

joseph2001 Posted on 22/12 15:35
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zoooooo ere it isssh marry chrizmazzzzzzzz...hic, belch...

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 15:40
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You mean to say your head looks like an arse Commis?? Crikey......the tequilas must have gone to ma curlybonce!!!

I'm afraid I would give those mince pie crumbs up for dead ......they may never be seen again.....in fact there are boyfriends dating back from the early nineties that have still not been recovered from my cleavage.

*hands The_Commisar another mince pie and offers to polish his 'ahem' head*



--- Post edited by xcurlypipkinsx on 22/12 15:42 ---

ThePrisoner Posted on 22/12 15:40
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Argh too late. All the chicken drumsticks are gone. Barrstarrrd!

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 15:42
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Thanks Ms CP
yes, every now and again I do enjoy it when someone buffs my helmet

janplanner Posted on 22/12 15:46
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ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i fancy that boy in the corner.
don't tell him!!

Buggerlugs Posted on 22/12 16:06
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Buggerlugs is lurking in the corner preparing for a frot but has to move away quickly as a girl with heavy set ankles has started to make eyes at him.

T4Tomo Posted on 22/12 16:12
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Just got back from Lunch but happy to join in. I'm actually goingto sidle upto pipkins and try my luck, underneath that full on exterior I'm sure she yearns for sophisticated chap like myself.

So pipkins am I on for snog or what/

PS nice frock chuck.

janplanner Posted on 22/12 16:13
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i've gone right off the boy in the corner. beer goggles: terrible things.

--- Post edited by janplanner on 22/12 17:15 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 16:17
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I'll go get the defibulator ...may come in useful when the frotting breaks out

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 16:39
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*regains consciousness*

Buggerlugs Posted on 22/12 17:04
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By heck Janplanner you saucy minx. You want to be careful with offers like that, you may get taken up on it.

"frotting - To rub one's crotch against unexpecting people, furniture or walls"

--- Post edited by Buggerlugs on 22/12 17:18 ---

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:10
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oh, er, um, sorry, i beg your pardon. forget i asked.

*walks away, head in hands, for another drink*

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 17:11
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haha I've learnt something new too today!

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 17:12
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Yeah, don't stick your peenis in the shredder

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:13
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oh my lord!!!!!! i had no idea!!!!!!!!!!!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 17:16
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of course you did

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:17
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oh no i didn't!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 17:18
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oh (god!!!) you didn't!!

err did!

I'm all confused by your naughty ways

--- Post edited by shaun_84 on 22/12 17:19 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 17:18
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don't want to worry you jan
"HE'S BEHIND YOU"

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 17:19
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*frottily frot*

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:20
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i really, really didn't!!!

(i wish i hadn't googled that!!!!)

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:21
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eeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 17:22
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oo-er caught by rudey planner

Buggerlugs Posted on 22/12 17:23
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Nothing to be ashamed of Janet. You have desires like any other woman.

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:27
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my desires are unlike any other womans.

you have forgotten about my jamie pollock obsession.

bodysausage Posted on 22/12 17:28
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WILL YOU LOT KEEP THE NOISE DOWN! WE ARE TRYING, YES TRYING, TO REHEARSE FOR THE PANTOMIME NEXT DOOR. AND I CAN SEE SOME PEOPLE IN HERE WHO SHOULD BE REHEARSING WITH US. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS AND WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SCRIPT AND TREMENDOUS COSTUMES BUT WE CAN'T HEAR A THING FOR THE DRUNKEN RACKET COMING FROM HERE! AND _*^_-_---_ who threw that?

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:30
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frot off

bodysausage Posted on 22/12 17:35
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(megaphone back on)

AND YOU CAN FROT YOURSELF SENSELESS FOR ALL I CARE.

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 17:50
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Oohhhhhhhh......so THAT's what I've been doing all this time with Tomo!!!!

*goes back and re-reads that Tomo said 'nice FROCK' not frot!*

Wow, and here's me thinking it was the chorizo we brought back from Spain.

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 17:57
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Okay, who's going to open the "champagne"? *apologises to the wall after walking into it*

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 17:59
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allow me, miss titch

Boro85 Posted on 22/12 17:59
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da da da da da DA!

*starts one man conga before tripping over potted plant*

janplanner Posted on 22/12 17:59
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oh!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 18:00
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almost!

janplanner Posted on 22/12 18:02
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no!

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 18:07
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*giggles* De bubbles have gone right up my dose.
Speech! Speech!

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 18:11
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*leaves unfrotted and rejected*

janplanner Posted on 22/12 18:12
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good night shaun. maybe next year?

shaun_84 Posted on 22/12 18:15
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*attempts and then staggers out*

corruptbiggins Posted on 22/12 18:15
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Typical. I leave and a party starts.

I'm gonna sulk now.



there.

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 18:22
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Awwwwwwwwww cb.......come and have some champagne. *slurp* Sssloverly

corruptbiggins Posted on 22/12 18:35
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Aw go on then, ya twisted me arm.

Slurp indeed.

Scrote Posted on 22/12 18:37
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*locks hatstand securely in cupboard to prevent unseemly incidents of christmas past*

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 19:28
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I can hear noises from the cupboard!

Cheers cb - nice innit. *hic*

corruptbiggins Posted on 22/12 19:30
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ain't complaining.

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 19:32
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I bet you can't do this. *pats head and rubs tummy*

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 19:35
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Ooh, is it time for party tricks already??

Cooooool.....................!!!!!

*tries to pat her head and rub her tummy, forgetting she is holding a vol au vent and makes a terrible mess on her blouse*

joseph2001 Posted on 22/12 19:38
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oooh, could someone pass me a bucket...QUICK!

toots Posted on 22/12 19:45
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ha ha. i knew buggerlugs wouldnt be able to resist the lure.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 22/12 19:49
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Heloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo av been down the pur...(hic) pur...pur...(fart)pub all day an sum one said there was a partee...so here I am....(hic)anyone fancy a fi...fight or a (burp)shhhhhhhag??...??


Comfy slides down wall............


ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

comfortable_shoes Posted on 22/12 20:05
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(ppfffft)zzzzzzzzzzzzz........

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 20:11
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"Hello
Mrs Shoes
yeah, we can't move him.
And he's vommed on the MD's desk.
Again"

joseph2001 Posted on 22/12 20:16
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(looks in washroom mirror)..are yew lookin at me, yew lookin at me,are yew,(hic)..lookin at me.

(then throws up partly into the toilet and partly onto the washroom floor...uses the towel on the rail to mop up puke, and carefuly replaces it on the towel rail showing consideration for the next user.)

--- Post edited by joseph2001 on 22/12 20:16 ---

PhillyMac Posted on 22/12 20:17
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Quick, someone re-assemble that cubicle to look like Comfy's office at home. Let's see if he wakes up and tries to do some late night work, al fresco, like.

woolyback Posted on 22/12 21:00
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Oh no I've just arranged to meet him for a drink later and I don't even like him

shoot shoot shoot how do I get out of this

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 21:11
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Don't worry woolly - he said the same about you.
Can someone change the music? Oops inside your head please.....now come on everyone, get down on the floor. Damn, I've ripped my skirt.

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 21:14
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*points at Bluetitch*
There not knickers, thats low flying dental floss !

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 21:18
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Ssssssss'lucky I've got me best ones on then - you shouldn't be peeeering.

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 21:19
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OH FECK!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone get comfy away from that pole...
COMFY COMFY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON MAN

davo44 Posted on 22/12 21:23
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Meanwhile davo44 has slipped into the party unnoticed and finding the photocopying room unoccupied aprt from xxxxxxxxxxx has slipped quietly into xxxxxxxxx

xxxx moans of pleasure cant be heard abov the sound of the party.....

davo44 leaves the room doing up his tie

xxxxxxxx crawls out on all fours



So who is xxxxxxxxxxx



woolyback Posted on 22/12 21:25
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Phew thats a relief
I'm off to cath Captain under the mistletoe!!! Wish me luck

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 21:25
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Woolyback - you're looking a bit flushed dear.

stud_muffin_as_if Posted on 22/12 21:28
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where was my invite? f**kin charmin............you know i dont have to turn up here to be ignored, i can go elsewhere and be blanked yer know!

woolyback Posted on 22/12 21:31
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Hic


Captain, where are you????

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 21:48
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Sausage roll anyone?
More drink over here for me me me!
Curly - you've got vol au vent everywhere! Come with me....*drags curly to the ladies*

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 21:49
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all blokes look at Blue draggin curlie into ladies
and get camera phones ready and sneak in.........

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 21:58
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*squeals*
Go away, GO AWAY!
Oh...sorry, was that phone expensive?

Gillandi Posted on 22/12 22:01
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*wears lamp shade as a hat*

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 22:08
re: The FMTTM Office party (cyber) game on

*Leaves curly drying her top with the hand dryer*
*Nearly breaks ankle on what looks like half a mobile phone*
*Can't stop giggling at Gillandi's hat*

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 22:11
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Trys to plug the *lamp* in

corruptbiggins Posted on 22/12 22:12
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I leave again, and I miss all the fun again.

Fook that, wheres the meths?

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 22:12
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*Slurs*
Gillandi, it's a fact, women love to sleep with a drunk wearing a lampshade

AlThePostie2 Posted on 22/12 22:12
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My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gambling man
Down in New Orleans

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 22:14
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*falls sideways in uncontrollable giggles, attempts to stop fall by grabbing chair, falls over with chair landing on top*
*tempted to stay there and go to sleep*.

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 22:16
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Hey bluegurrrrlie.....I think I have a crisis on my hands. The potent mixture of tuna mayo volly, water and hot air seems to have made my top shrink to half of it's intended size!

Damn it, the puppies are out of control....peek out the door and see if anybody has a spare shirt will ya? So long as its not a black and white one.......hey a HYOWGE banner would do the trick!

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 22:17
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Blue titch honey
you left these in the ladies

corruptbiggins Posted on 22/12 22:19
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gasp!

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 22:21
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Commisar - they're not my tampax.
Curly..hang on, I've got a brilliant idea....erm I think...

AlThePostie2 Posted on 22/12 22:23
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"Reckon I can clear the building with The Comissars shoe, nee bother, gis it ere"

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 22:26
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"security to the dining area, maggot in the house"

littlejimmy Posted on 22/12 22:27
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*pulls guitar out*

Anyone mind if I spank my plank?

corruptbiggins Posted on 22/12 22:28
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Who fancies a game of twister??!!

The_Commisar Posted on 22/12 22:30
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*hands blue titch and curly the mazola*

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 22:31
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Twister? My Mum liked that dance.
Curly.....I've got it......

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 22:35
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*stage whisper*curly...I think the Commisar's getting a bit frisky.
Right, put your top on back to front - it'll work, trust me.

xcurlypipkinsx Posted on 22/12 22:36
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Crikey lets have it then titch.....me nips are sticking out more than Charlie Dimmock's.....(the REAL one, not RP)

Omg...........what evils are you leading me into titchy one?.............

*puts blouse on back to front.....wow feels a bit like that straight jacket I once wore, I'm quite comfy*

--- Post edited by xcurlypipkinsx on 22/12 22:37 ---

AlThePostie2 Posted on 22/12 22:36
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Commisar is frisky?? Wheres forza gone??

bluetitch Posted on 22/12 22:46
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It's that hand dryer - good isn't it.
See...........I told you it'd be okay curly, now you've got a plunging back.
Now come on, I'm sobering up.............

bblf Posted on 23/12 1:14
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Man... Who's are these Tampax with the tinsel wrapped around.


Women....they are mine I bought them in Tesco, they are only available for the Xmas period.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 23/12 5:34
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Speeeeeeeeeeeeew.....spit....spit....cough......"never gain"

comfy turns over on top of the MD's desk, wearing only bluetitch's knickers with tescticles hanging from one side and goes back to sleep...

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Ten minutes later, the cleaner calls security!!

The_Commisar Posted on 23/12 6:23
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Looks at scene;

vomit on desks
womens underware lieing about
food stuffed down the back of PC's
"BCFC" written in lipstick on the mirror in the gents.
"Villa are shoite" written in lipstick on comfys ass.
3 relationships ruined
2 relationships started
1 potential pregnancy
sleeping drunken staff
confusion, chaos, sore heads
My job here is done *turns light off and walks away*

reidy86 Posted on 17/2 12:40
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cheers