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ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:11
roll call

jax gave me permission so here we go

jax_1 Posted on 18/5 23:12
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Very nicely done Ray. Good for you


I'm in!!!

borobadge Posted on 18/5 23:12
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reporting sir..

skelboro Posted on 18/5 23:12
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Hi

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 18/5 23:14
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has anyone seen my 18" butt plug?

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:15
re: roll call

good evening my friends.

jax
borobadge
skelboro

William_of_Orange Posted on 18/5 23:15
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all present and correct sir/madamm

jax_1 Posted on 18/5 23:15
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Hi Elsie - how are you today?

Reg_Perrin Posted on 18/5 23:15
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Hello. Bed soon. Early start tomorrow for the Perrin.

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Grumpy_Paul Posted on 18/5 23:16
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evening all

jax_1 Posted on 18/5 23:16
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Good evening to you too Ray and thank you, for all of your very kind words

Coleraine_boro Posted on 18/5 23:18
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i'm here, good evening ladies and gentlemen.

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:18
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good evening to you

m_e_l
w_o_o
r_p

thanks for attending

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 18/5 23:18
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Good evening everyone

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:21
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good evening

g_p
c_b

jax no need to thank me i mean them lol

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:22
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how are you elsie ok

jax_1 Posted on 18/5 23:23
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Still very nice of you though Ray. You are very kind!

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:23
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stay up a bit longer r_p

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:25
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are you ok c_b

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:27
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how are you tonight g_p

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:29
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how are you going on borobadge ok i hope

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 18/5 23:30
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Not too bad thanks for asking. Had a bit of trouble with my leg down at the bingo, I slipped on some p!ss in the loo and bashed it on the bog.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:30
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Hello everyone

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:30
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Curlypips present and correct........(if not a little dishevelled).

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:31
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Oh I love it when you are under me!!!

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:33
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Why the hell do you think I'm dishevelled??

Is that one 's' or two?

*disshevelled*.........I think that's it, either way, I'm a right bloody mess!

Coleraine_boro Posted on 18/5 23:35
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i'm fine ray thanks.just chilling.

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:35
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get f_k_l to rub it better lol

hello to you both
c_s
MsCurly

hope your both well

jax your quiet are you ok babe

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:37
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i will look after you MsCurly

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:38
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Ah ray, I knew you were a gent.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:40
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You never normally complain!!!

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:41
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i always am MsCurly ask jax lol

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:42
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I (we) are fine, er.... us as in all of us (collectively)

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:43
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You don't normally ask me to dress up like Ron Geremi and take you roughly though, comfers.

I'm quite traumatised.

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:44
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c_s your ace hope you have been good lol

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:46
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hope jax is not playing truant

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:46
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He was ray.

























Twice.

jax_1 Posted on 18/5 23:48
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Sorry Ray I had to see to something.

Yes Curly, Ray is always nice!

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:48
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i knew he would not let me down c_s

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:50
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*blushes*

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:51
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i am so proud of all my pupils lol

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:51
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MsCurly with a tash and hair like that, who else could I get you to dress up like???

borobuddah Posted on 18/5 23:53
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It's late, G'night.

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:53
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Terry MacDermott?

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:53
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No, he had good ball control!

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:55
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good evening to you

b_b how are you

MsCurly Posted on 18/5 23:56
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Sorry, my ball control isn't what it used to be, I'm just a tranny who gets over excited when a 'real' man takes an interest.

Next time I'll try and slow down. I'll think of Craig Bellamy at that crucial moment.

if_i_had_a_parmo Posted on 18/5 23:56
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I'm here!!

jax_1 Posted on 18/5 23:57
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Can I just say Ray, you are doing a brill job of hosting roll call. Well done.

Hiya to everyone I haven't said hi to btw

ray192 Posted on 18/5 23:57
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calling jax have you got my apple lol

if not who has

comfortable_shoes Posted on 18/5 23:59
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Actually, the though of Craig would be a turn on, but only if I was talking viagra like

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jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:00
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For Sir....* Passes Ray a big, red shiny apple *

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:00
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good evening to you

parmo are you ok

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:02
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oh you do look after me jax thankyou it was very nice.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:03
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Glad you enjoyed it Ray. Twas my pleasure!

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if_i_had_a_parmo Posted on 19/5 0:06
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superb I be.

carling infested however.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:10
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i wished i was parmo

ok game time

four letters b---. what is it.

Red_Clowne Posted on 19/5 0:13
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Na then ray. Just clocking in before I go off to bed.

Just been sorting out a grid on the computer to help me solve these sudoku things.

Cheers mate



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jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:14
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Bowl?

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:14
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how are you pal ok.

Red_Clowne Posted on 19/5 0:14
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Beer?


ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:16
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i'd like to say yes because its you jax but sorry no

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:17
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congrats red_clowne your go

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:19
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That's ok Ray, it wouldn't be right for you to do otherwise.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:22
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Good evening all, not at my best tonight. Had a migraine attack as soon as I woke up this morning and then got diarrhoea after tonights footy. Before you ask I don't mean the verbal kind.

Not good at all.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:22
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ok jax you have a go i think red_clowne has gone.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:25
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Oh no, not again! Back in a mo.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:25
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good evening to you

l_l
lets try and make you feel better with us come on class

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:25
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Oh poor L.L. not a good day for you then by any means. Sorry to hear that, hope that you are feeling better tomorrow.



Ok, 10 letters beginning with I........

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:28
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legislates

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:30
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Sorry Ray - begins with i not an l

Capital I's don't seem to show up too well.

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MontagueWithnail Posted on 19/5 0:31
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pi$$ed off

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:31
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no problem

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:32
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Hardly surprising Monty, am sorry for you.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:33
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good evening to you

m_w

take your mind of it have a game with us

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:34
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Hello crew, I'm back. Thanks for the get well soon messages.

Also, thank goodness for moist toilet tissues. That's what I say.

PNGfulham Posted on 19/5 0:35
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.




i'm not here



i've gone






bye bye

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:36
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interested

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:37
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Nope good try Ray - it's something that you can pick up.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:37
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good evening to you

png are you ok

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 19/5 0:40
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Infections.

I've picked up a few in my time

Night all.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:41
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good night elsie sleep tight.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:41
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Elsie, you must have been reading my mind cos it had just dawned on me that that would fit too.

Night night and pleasant dreams, take care

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:43
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Injections?

I need one I think.

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 19/5 0:44
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You must be as mucky as me

Now can someone give me a hand getting this fookin corset off?

Oh and pass me a glass for my teeth will yer?

And give this butt plug a quick wipe while your at it, there's a tea towel on the sink.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:45
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@ Elsie

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:46
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Any chance of borrowing your butt plug Elsie?

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 19/5 0:49
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Of course you can LL.

Whatever you do though, do not use it on full power. I tried it once and my teeth flew out and killed the budgie.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:50
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jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:50
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Lol L.L. poor you!


Ok i'll put a couple of letters in for you


i*v**a*i**

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:51
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Good, I have a problem with budgies.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:51
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Elsie, heheee

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:52
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give us a letter please pretty jax

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:53
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Invitation

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:53
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invitation

karembeu_ca Posted on 19/5 0:54
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reporting for duty - SIR!

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 0:55
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Lol @ you Ray.

Well done to you both ( Ray and L.L.) you both got it. Invitation it was.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:55
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well done l_l

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 0:55
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Morning K....

Oh no, not again.

Back in a bit.

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 19/5 0:57
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Has he got the Sh!ts?

Mrs_Elsie_Lardarse Posted on 19/5 0:58
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14 letter word, begins with "n" and ends with "n". It means constipation.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 0:58
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good evening to you

karembeu hope you are ok

you to go l_l you won.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:03
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Oooohhh, I'm back.

Yep Elsie I have the sh its. Not good.

My go?

There you go. 10 letters.

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ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:05
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l_l how many in it mate

and not a clue as to what it begins with

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jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:07
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Glad you edited that and said how many letters L.L. I have good eyesight but was struggling to count the dashes

Prediction?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:08
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Good guess Jax but not correct. How does this work? Do I give you a letter when you get it wrong?

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:10
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First letter would be a good help to start with L.L. then you can add more when you think we are stuck That's if you can stay with us

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:12
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Thought I'd gone - but no, I'm still here.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:12
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i hope he asks for permission to leave class first lol

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:13
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Begins with an R.

Oh no.....not again. I might try and resist this time. Is it wise to drink water or will that just exacerbate my situation?

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:13
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Oh I dunno Ray, if he has to wait to ask, it might be a little too late


Plenty of water L.L. will help flush your system so to speak.

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ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:14
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good evening

mfcuk are you ok.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:15
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Ray - I don't think I'll make it to the loo from the classroom. I have a potty by my side.

It's times like this you need a laptop.

Oh no, I can't hold it.....

--- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 19/5 1:15 ---

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:15
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At a bit of a loose end Ray with no Boro games - not much happening here in Nottingham apart from Notts County appointing a new manager!

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:16
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Rabbitcage? L.L.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:16
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reinforces

karembeu_ca Posted on 19/5 1:16
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Legend: "Morning K...."

morning??? Where the hell are you. I thought you were in Scotland??? It's 8:15pm here.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:19
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mfcuk where abouts in notts?.do you know creswell?

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:20
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Ray I'm in West Bridgford - don't know Cresswell

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:22
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jax i've lost my virginty first ever 100 thread and that was thanks to you babe

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:23
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Good news is I'm back, bad news is the moist toilet tissue is running low.

Good guess ray and Jax but not correct.

R----r----

I'm in sunny Billingham Karambeau, where are you mate?

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:24
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LOL Ray and congratulations!!! Very well done, you have done a really good job of hosting roll call, so much so you can have the job til Monday at least.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:24
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mfcuk its near worksop about 5m away

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:24
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LOL Ray and congratulations!!! Very well done, you have done a really good job of hosting roll call, so much so, you can have the job til Monday at least.


Double post, but you have done so well it deserves a reprisal.

--- Post edited by jax_1 on 19/5 1:25 ---

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:26
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If it's Creswell near Bolsover then the nearest I've been to it is Bolsover itself! Probably passed it en route to Riverside via A614 avoiding M1.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:27
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Rhetorical?

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:27
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no thankyou jax your the main stay at this the number1 babe

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:28
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mfcuk you got it thats where i live mate

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:30
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Well done Jax! There's no tricking you. Yes rhetorical indeed and you have pulled it out of the bag. I'm impressed.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:30
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Hee hee Ray, you really are way too kind.
Trouble is I won't be here much over the weekend, I shouldn't think. Might get on but not til late on Fri, Sat and Sun.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:31
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jax i think its

R_ _ _ _R_ _ _ _.

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:31
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Ray if you're in Derbyshire Reds, do they still meet at the Larwood in Bridgford? If so, when is the next meeting?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:33
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I was due to go to Brighton for 5 days on Friday in case you were all wondering where I'd got to. Not sure I'll be able to last the journey at the moment though.

--- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 19/5 1:33 ---

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:33
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WELL DONE JAX YOU TO GO BABE

PNGfulham Posted on 19/5 1:33
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.




good tks ray........its mid morning here...





hope u are well.......i guess it is late there...

but you seem to have lots of frnds to keep u company

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:33
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oops left caps on sorry

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:34
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Impressive? Yeah, dat's me LOL


Sadly, I'm gonna have to call it a night now though and head for bed. So you can post another word if you would like.

Hope that you are feeling much better tomorrow and that you have a good day.

Ray, you have been brill, take care and have a very happy Thursday also. Congrats again on the 100+. You deserved it

Night night guys xxx

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:35
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1.35 am here png

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:36
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aaawww sleep tight jax xxx

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:37
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Have a good night Jax. I don't think I'll be sleeping much tonight though unless I pass out on the loo and wake up with pins and needles up my entire body.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:40
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Thanks Ray, night night to you too. Sleep well when you go xxx


Poor L.L. Sorry about your weekend plans. If you don't feel any better in the morning go to the chemists and get some dioralyte. That will help. meanwhile, keep drinking water but put some sugar in it and a bit of salt. ( Not too much salt obviously but you need that to open the pores in your stomach wall, otherwise you will dehydrate. )

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:41
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Oh no....not again.....Only 3 sheets of moist left.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:41
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How you know that Jax?

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:43
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Cos I am impressive!!! lol

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:45
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Well it's impressed me. It will impress me even more if it works. An I will be incredibly impressed if I can make it downstairs to the kitchen were the sugar and salt are kept!

Night Jax.

--- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 19/5 1:46 ---

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:45
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l_l im going to bed now sorry to leave you mate but must go.
talk tomorrow good night

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:46
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Gotta go - Ray did you see my question about Derbyshire Reds above?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 19/5 1:47
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Have a good one Ray, I may aswell try and get some shuteye then. Maybe I'll feel better when I lay down. Let's hope so anyway!

Goodnight all.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 1:48
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It's all a matter of electrolites L.L. - Hmmm, spose you guys would call it isotonic now. It should work in a while.

Hope you are soon better though. take care. Hope you get some sleep. xxx


Night night Ray. pleasant dreams xxx

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:49
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mfcuk yes we do mate sorry i missed it keep in touch mate

mfcuk Posted on 19/5 1:50
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OK Ray, will do.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:51
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good night jax take care xxx.

ray192 Posted on 19/5 1:52
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mfcuk do you want my email address

PNGfulham Posted on 19/5 2:26
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.


u must be on those no doze caffeine tablets like all the aussie athletes ray....


either that or you have some other helper....

PNGfulham Posted on 19/5 2:31
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.





(canyagetanygear?)

ray192 Posted on 19/5 7:04
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moring

png

idonotuseit

PNGfulham Posted on 19/5 7:51
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.




morning ray........almost beer o'clock here....i got a big function on then off to a nite club.....


so thats why i asked canyagetanygear.........notifyouusedit.


but i am guessing the answer is no.



nevermind
have a nice day/life.