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Scubahood Posted on 29/5 17:46
The Official Big Brother Thread

How about using this as one single thread for all of us who like to bitch on about Big Brother? It'd save all the people who don't watch it from having the board clogged up with numerous threads about it. Hmmm?

speckyget Posted on 29/5 17:47
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But who will start such a thread?

bluetitch Posted on 29/5 17:48
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Ooooh - you're so sensible!
That Anthony is so creepy - why he loves himself heaven knows.
That 3 way kiss was revolting last night, made me feel quite queasy.

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 17:49
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I didn't catch that bluetitch, between whom did this kiss take place?

Piquet2 Posted on 29/5 17:49
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First sensible BB post I've seen in two weeks.....

imagine Posted on 29/5 17:50
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Ive lost faith in Big Brother!

It was excellant the first couple. the first few sets of people were pretty normal and it was good watching them slowly turning to hate each other! its all gone a bit mad now! i dont think theres any housemates who arent wierd! plus they all now what to expect! the first set of housemates were turnd into instant celebs without them even knowing!

smoggy4life Posted on 29/5 17:51
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this big brother is much better, even if i say so myself

Link: fmttm big brother

bluetitch Posted on 29/5 17:53
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Scubahood - it was Vanessa, Lesley and either Maxwell or Anthony.
*shudders*

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 17:56
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I might have known Leslie AKA one half of 'The Fat Slags' from Viz would be involved. Which one's Vanessa?

bluetitch Posted on 29/5 18:29
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Have you just started a thread about something you know little of?

--- Post edited by bluetitch on 29/5 18:31 ---

Link: The one with the big mouth.

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 18:35
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Ahh, her... I'm becoming more and more glad that I didn't see it now.

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 29/5 18:41
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I can't wait to see Derek go mad at someone.

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 22:15
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After watching tonight's 'highlights' programme...

Like:
Maxwell and Roberto

Dislike:
Everyone else

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 29/5 22:17
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Like:
Maxwell, Sam, Science

Dislike:
Lesley, The Hairdresser

Hate:
Kemal

FwenchFwank Posted on 29/5 22:18
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Hate:
All

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 22:19
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Anyone who hurls abuse at that fat Huddersfield mess is alright by me, and that's Maxwell at the moment.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 29/5 22:21
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When she was in the shower it showed how huge she is !

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 29/5 22:22
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Max is a geezer. Reminds me a bit of myself actually.

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 22:23
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You could tell she was a fatty the minute you saw her in her nurse outfit. She tries to push her breasts out, otherwise they just blend into all her flab. That's why they look so freakish.

Makosi (sp) on the other hand... wow.

--- Post edited by Scubahood on 29/5 22:24 ---

bluetitch Posted on 29/5 22:33
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I like Makosi and Roberto.
She makes me laugh.
He's eye candy.
She reminds me of someone who had hits in the early eighties (?) and is now a Conservative M.P. but I'm blowed if I can remember her name.

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 29/5 22:35
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The bird out of M People?

Scubahood Posted on 29/5 22:36
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The singer from the M People was called Heather Small, if that's who you're thinking of.

20_Briggsy Posted on 29/5 22:37
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maxwell is a tit

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 29/5 22:38
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Sez u lmao

stampysdog Posted on 29/5 22:40
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Like:
Derek, Maxwell, Sam

Dislike:
Kemal, Lesley, Vanessa, Anthony, Craig, Vanessa.

Indifferent to the rest.



Edit - I really don't like Vanessa it seems!

--- Post edited by stampysdog on 29/5 22:44 ---

20_Briggsy Posted on 29/5 22:42
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lmao? what are you 8?


science is the only one I've taken to.

bluetitch Posted on 29/5 23:21
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Nope, not Heather Small. I've got it - Patti Boulaye (sp).

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 1:13
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I love Big Brother, i cant help it i just love it !!!

Im going to miss EVERY eviction because i work on friday nights til 930

Cowboy_sharpie Posted on 30/5 2:00
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What is the web address for BB UK.

Our aussie one's been going for a few weeks now.
It is Crap compared to prvious ones so thought I'd check the pommy one.

Scubahood Posted on 30/5 2:03
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Ours is pretty decent so far, there's been a few heated arguments already, which is never a bad thing. I can see someone getting a smack this year.

--- Post edited by Scubahood on 30/5 2:04 ---

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 2:04
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*prays that its Kemal*

enamalman Posted on 30/5 2:06
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how do black guys like'science' keep up the ali g accent without returning to the leeds accent???

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 17:31
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Its SOOOO good

Scubahood Posted on 30/5 21:41
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Was it on at 9 on Channel 4? If so, I bloody missed it. It'll be repeated on E4 later though, I expect.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 21:41
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10:30 tonight mate

Scubahood Posted on 30/5 21:42
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Half 10 it is

The_GOAT Posted on 30/5 21:44
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They have a rap off apparently.

Science will win it. I'm surprised he's only 14/1.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 21:46
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Sam is brilliant. Shes gorgous, and according to an article in The Sun today shes very dirty. 5 men couldnt satisfy her so she turned to 7 dildos instead !!

The_GOAT Posted on 30/5 21:49
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None of them are gorgeous to me.

They're all starting to fight and hate each other. It should entertain me for a few days until I find something else to do.

sasboro Posted on 30/5 21:53
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kemal will win it. females will not vote him out

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:30
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Its about to start

MsCurly Posted on 30/5 22:34
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That black guy is such a fake.

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:39
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Makosi's an arse , basically meaning shes doing her job.

HAHAHA he just called her a minger i laughed

Juventus Posted on 30/5 22:40
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Whatever.


Minger.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:41
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it was funny, especillay with his foreign voice

Kemals a dikhead

Juventus Posted on 30/5 22:42
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I liked Kemal's views on Derek though

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:43
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I do not understand at all why gays have to say darling. . .not all birds do it anyway so why do the gays do it. . . kemal OUT !!!

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 30/5 22:44
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I've heard you say it before.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:45
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I can't see it being the last time i say it either

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:49
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I've decided Derek is a very cool person Del Boy

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 22:50
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Anthony has his hand up to speak Legend

MsCurly Posted on 30/5 22:53
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Whoever the small orange Northerner is.......I wish somebody would remove him immediately.

Ew, it hurts me to even look at it.

MsCurly Posted on 30/5 22:59
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Gosh, that Italian chap is a bit yummy though?!

Of course he needs an urgent appointment to remove most of his 1980's George Michael barnet.

I wonder if he has a hairy chest? I bet he does, he's very manly.

Juventus Posted on 30/5 23:02
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Haway Mikozi man like

sasboro Posted on 30/5 23:02
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I keep expecting that italian to change into dave from derby

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:05
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Robertos cool, as are Derek, Anthony, Maxwell and Sam

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 30/5 23:07
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Girls can't be cool.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:07
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But shes so pretty

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 30/5 23:08
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That doesn't make her cool.

Juventus Posted on 30/5 23:10
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LMAO at Big Brother

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:11
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There we go, Craig is now added to my GET THEM OUT list

neiltrodden Posted on 30/5 23:12
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Why hasn't anyone told Craig to "get a grip man!"?

ste_north_stand Posted on 30/5 23:13
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Can someone please remove this thread?

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:13
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Robertos wearin a skirt !! just when i thought he was cool

Juventus Posted on 30/5 23:13
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There we go, Craig is now added to my KICK THEM IN THE FACE list

MsCurly Posted on 30/5 23:14
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Tonight is the first one I've watched since they went in on Friday, BUT....isn't he the one who went in saying he hated everyone and he loves arguments and he's a bad ass mean mofo etc?

neiltrodden Posted on 30/5 23:15
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When we remove the "0.1% pommies" and "smile though your season is over" threads, we are allowed to delete this one.

until then......

That Sam is fantastic!

Juventus Posted on 30/5 23:16
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My list so far

Genuinely like: Roberto

Like for entertainment value: Lesley, Anthony, Maxwell

Get out now: Everyone else

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:17
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Sam is beautiful

If this thread is deleted i will palute the board with big brother related threads

neiltrodden Posted on 30/5 23:18
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They've all said they would have sex on bb.

No chance of that happening now then! Just like they all say "I'm the life and soul of the party" and then realise when they get in, it's more sitting around or washing-up than partying.

And craig! YES, he was saying how bitter and evil he was and how he was going to take pleasure in destroying peoples lives. The silly man-boobed tw8t!

ste_north_stand Posted on 30/5 23:19
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"palute" - class!

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:19
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I cant help but love Big Brother

MsCurly Posted on 30/5 23:19
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How can Sam be fantastic? She thinks the funny looking jawdee is 'fit, handsome and attractive'?!?!?!?!

Channel 4 commissions a follow up programme, it's called 'Big Brother Re-united'

Link: Anthony 20 years on.........

neiltrodden Posted on 30/5 23:24
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Sorry Curly, sometimes even us blokes like the ones we shouldn't!

Lesley's hardly any competition mind.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 30/5 23:27
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Im having a discussion with SuperSmoggie and hes sayig Saskia is gorgous. . . am i the person who thinks shes fat? Nice face, whale body

MsCurly Posted on 30/5 23:30
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Neil, I would say that men almost ALWAYS go for the ones they shouldn't, but that would be a most serious case of the pot calling the kettle etc etc.

Ah.........love, it's a many splendoured thing you know!

bluetitch Posted on 31/5 0:43
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Saskia's got HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE boobies but is slimmish.
Sam's a bitch - did you see her laughing tonight when Derek was praising Makosi's looks? Plus she's got thin lips - don't trust anyone who's got thin lips.

--- Post edited by bluetitch on 31/5 0:44 ---

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 31/5 0:46
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I can't help but like Sam, i won't ruin it by saying what happened in the house today but i'll just say because of Sam there wre tears

holgate_rochey Posted on 31/5 2:21
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That afro bird who has to get the most nominations is a complete pr_ick, I know she has to piss people off but jesus she takes the piss! Hopefully someone will nut her.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 31/5 2:39
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Can't work out if i hate her or he-she more . . . . think he-she edges it

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 31/5 2:54
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Breaking News : Makosi is NOT a virgin. She went into the loft where Lesley, Craig and Vanessa were having a bitching session and said "i don't know how to say this, but at least the others can't hear. . . Im not a virgin" then Channel 4 with there great sense of timing went to an advert

i_do_do_blondes Posted on 31/5 3:00
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haven got in er dis one yet! Fred West Big Goldfish lover fer me was da one wiv Jade an yer Matt Dann da fireMatt Dann from up yer sides. Dont really ave Bird Lime ter Bottle ov Scotch it Is it worf a butcher hook?

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 31/5 3:38
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Now shes saying shes not a virgin. . . shes a w a n k e r, dont like her one bit

On another note. . .

Link: She didnt waste any time did she !!

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 31/5 9:57
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I loved the way Roberto made a distinct effort to get the "whatever minger" in there.

Otley_Boro Posted on 31/5 10:00
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The "Whatever Minger" should be adopted as a national put down, funny as fuk. The big tit...

MsCurly Posted on 31/5 22:29
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DJ Kamal and MC Derek!

Link: milli vanilli eat your heart out

Scubahood Posted on 1/6 13:14
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After watching it live last night, I fully agree with Esky that Kemal needs a good kicking. He was talking with Makosi (The Crazy Frog) and didn't stop talking about himself once, about how he was much more intelligent than everyone else in the house, about how he could cook better than anyone in the house, blah blah blah. He's way too frantic and in-your-face with the way he speaks, does my head in.

downing_4_england Posted on 1/6 13:18
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derek is cool

tony_block19 Posted on 1/6 13:30
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Max is going to win!
Loved his rap about Lesley's tits being "frightening!".

Sam is by far the best looking lass, although I like Saskia's cute look about her...oh and her massive tits.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 1/6 13:32
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Unsure on Derek, he was cool at first but now hes starting to grind on me, thinks hes a school teacher in the house

Makosi and Kemal are getting on my tits tho !!!

Scubahood Posted on 1/6 13:33
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Saskia has massive norks, but they're touching her knees... not attractive IMO.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 1/6 13:36
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They are TOO big

She was saying yesterday how shes a great actress but her knockers are too big and people won't cast her. Nothing to do with her acting skills of course

Scubahood Posted on 1/6 13:37
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They're all talking themselves up to the max, even though everyone who watches knows they're full of shitt, pretty desperate really.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 1/6 21:55
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Makosi just chose Mary and Craig for eviction

Craig out !!

FwenchFwank Posted on 1/6 22:03
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Watched for the 1st time tonight. What a bunch of w_ankers. What's with wearing sunglasses around the house, inside, at night?? Maxwell's definitely the prize di_ckhead. Science to win.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 2/6 1:17
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They ALWAYS argue, at the moment Maxwell is arguing with Kemal *prays Maxwell will nut him*

Gillandi Posted on 2/6 2:19
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It's interesting how voting habits change. For the first few seasons, getting a nomination from any housemate was like extracting teeth. Loads of hamming it up, looking skywards and apologies, disclaimers and contrived reasons for their choices. The pretention of niceness has now completely dissappeared, they can't wait to stick the knife in they all gave the impression they could have nominated 10 people easily with full frank and genuine reasons. There's been no genuine bonding at all so far between any of them and hardly any of the phoney bonding you normally get either. I suppose this actually means housemates are now being themselves more.


--- Post edited by Gillandi on 2/6 2:25 ---

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 2/6 2:54
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A crazy amount of arguements in the house tonight, i counted at least 7 seperate ones

GrendelsMate Posted on 2/6 3:01
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why do you people watch this meaningless,irrelevant drivel and then elevate it to such a place as to become a part of your thought patterns when there are many other happenings in the world, such as bird song or the effect of traffic on paint drying or even the possibility that it is a put up job. Oh gosh! it is all shoite and lazy shoite at that. Get a life.

Gillandi Posted on 2/6 3:50
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I'm still interested in that other stuff.

tiddler_boro Posted on 2/6 5:00
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how fit is saskia ?

boronutter Posted on 2/6 7:14
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i hate that science,mr attitude!wants to argue with everyone .can t put into words how much i despise him.saskia lovely face,but not body to match.maxwell,just a typical lad,top man for me.scary mary,just a fcuking wierdo!

Scubahood Posted on 2/6 18:43
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Science is the only one in there who speaks his mind and says things to peoples faces, though, as much of a tool as he is.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 2/6 18:45
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Scubahood - Do you like this years Big Brother then?

Scubahood Posted on 2/6 18:48
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Hell yes, there's been scraps every night since they entered the house, every time you go to it live on E4 there's something happening, and hopefully Kemal or Sam will get a slapping, they're both idiots.

But yeah, can't complain so far, what about you?

--- Post edited by Scubahood on 2/6 18:48 ---

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 2/6 18:51
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I like it, like you said alot of scraps etc. Last night was watching it and Maxwell was going off on one at Kemal. Its brilliant

Craig and Lesley are currently on my hitlist, both of them are pure bitches !!!

Scubahood Posted on 2/6 18:55
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I was watching it live last night and Craig was crying (literally) to Kemal, Makosi, Mary, Lesley, Derek and Vanessa about the 'cool' group blanking him or walking away whenever he tries to talk to them, I think he may have a point there, they do seem to think they're better than everyone else. He's still a fool though.

LouLouBoro Posted on 2/6 19:42
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Anybody feel Esky loved BB slightly too much!!! You can tell he dont have a job!
Like:
Sam, Saskia, Max

HATE ALL THE REST

The_Boro_Biffa Posted on 2/6 22:20
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Whats the fuss about that Sam? I thinks she's incredibly plain looking to be honest, and the slutty act is just pathetic.

Now Saskia (sp?) she is a good looking girl.

FwenchFwank Posted on 2/6 22:23
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Saskia's the best out of the bunch I reckon. Just one thing? I've been trying to work something out? Is Kemal gay?

The_Boro_Biffa Posted on 2/6 22:26
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I've seen one of the highlights programmes and as far as I could tell Camel isn't classified and whatever the hell it's trying to do/prove/achieve it should just give up and leave this planet. Forever.

MsCurly Posted on 2/6 22:31
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Am I wrong, or is tonight's BB a repeat of last night's BB?

Or do I just have a really bad case of deja vu?

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 2/6 22:40
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Go on then, were on day 6

Whats everyones opinions on people now?
Mine are :

Like : Max, Anthony, Saskia, Sam, Science, Derek
Dislike : Craig, Lesley, Mary, Kamel, Mikosi
Undecided : Vanessa, Roberto

MsCurly Posted on 2/6 22:44
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I like Roberto and Mary, and that's it really.

I wouldn't shag Mary though.

borodrew Posted on 2/6 22:46
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it must be the biggest collection of fcked up people ive ever seen.

FwenchFwank Posted on 2/6 22:47
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Max is a 'fackin kant'.

Sunshine_OGrady Posted on 2/6 22:47
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I like Maxwell, Anthony, Roberto and Science but that is because I am "laddy".

Did anyone just see Craig's hissyfit rant. It was hysterical.

neiltrodden Posted on 2/6 22:48
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I know everyone thinks he's a loveable, bubbly geezer but Max is more of a caricature than Kamal!

Did you just see him losing it there? Quality! He was giving his opinion and Kamal just said it was wrong and Max said "It's my opinion. End of". Apparently, he thinks having an opinion means it is right!

Sunshine_OGrady Posted on 2/6 22:57
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No he doesn't. He just thinks he is entitled to an opinion without Kamal telling him it is bulltish. For the record he was spot on in that argument. A bit rich for thong and stilletto wearing Kamal to accuse someone of playing up to the cameras.

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 2/6 22:58
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I wish I was on Big Brother.

I would have smashed a plate over Kemals head when he was banging on about his bowl of rice and salad. The little tranny.

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neiltrodden Posted on 2/6 22:59
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They all play up! He was saying that kamal was not as camp outside in the real world. He can't really state it as fact and expect him not to argue back.

Sunshine_OGrady Posted on 2/6 23:03
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It is a fact though, so he was bang on. By his own admission never wears stillettos in "real life". Therefore he is hamming it up.

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 2/6 23:06
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Isn't the whole ham thing against his religion?

neiltrodden Posted on 2/6 23:07
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Well, he didn't say never, he did say less regularly though. If I told someone I only wore stilletos occasionally, I'd still expect them to know what I was like.

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 2/6 23:08
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I could never wear stilletos, I don't think they do them in size 11's.

neiltrodden Posted on 2/6 23:08
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The ham, not praying and being gay is against his religion!

Sunshine_OGrady Posted on 2/6 23:11
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Kemal is what he calls a "contemporary muslim". That means he ignored the pages of his Koran that said you can't eat pork, drink alcohol or suck other men off.

the_fresh_ponce Posted on 2/6 23:12
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Plastic Muslim.

Sometimes I like him, other times, I feel like breaking into the house and scissor kicking him.

bluetitch Posted on 2/6 23:32
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Two shocks of the night tonight....
Sam actually wore clothes - still didn't speak though.
Roberto - his pants were absolutley horrid.

neiltrodden Posted on 2/6 23:35
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I don't like roberto (those pants lol!!!!!)

I liked when he asked Mary for a hug and she said "Why?"

Brilliant!

Scubahood Posted on 3/6 18:00
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Likes:

Roberto, Science, Mary, Derek, Maxwell

Dislikes:

Everyone else

Gillandi Posted on 3/6 18:10
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Likes: Kemal, Makosi, Maxwell

Nearly likes: Roberto

Indifferent to: Vanessa, Saskia, Science, Anthony

Horrified by: Leslie, Mary.

Dislikes: Craig, Sam

Morbidly fascinated by: Derek.

tony_block19 Posted on 3/6 18:50
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Saskia, what a woman.
Kemal makes me angry inside, the little ponce, would love to take a full blown metal basball bat to his skinny bonie body!

Del-Boy is quality, gay but quality.

And Maxwell is going to win it, hands down.

Scubahood Posted on 3/6 18:53
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As long as Kemal or Anthony don't win it, I don't mind.

Anthony is blatantly exaggerating his geordie dialect so people will pick up on things like 'aye' and 'y'knaa'. Silly little orange gnome.

I'd like Science or Roberto to win.

Gillandi Posted on 3/6 19:00
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Saskia's very pretty but theres 3 years of Queen Vic slanging matches rolled into one pear shaped woman simmering beneath the surface waiting to vomit all over the house.

blondie_dcfc Posted on 3/6 21:22
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Now I've had time to watch a few highlights proggys, here's my brief opinion of the housemates:

MAXWELL: Swears like a trooper, but is very funny and the most genuine I think.

ANTHONY: Nice looking lad, looks like Tom Cruise when wearing his sunglasses. Too nice tho' and doesn't seem to have a personality. Owt for the quiet life.

SASKIA: Again, not much of a personality been shown as yet. Humongous boobs.

SAM: Looks pretty in some situations, but not in others. Hope she gets a bit more bolshy.

SCIENCE: Thinks he's "IT" - he aint.

DEREK: Annoying camp snob - thinks he's amusing - but again he aint.

CRAIG: Great big soft pr@t.

LESLEY: Jealous, thick b1tch.

MARY: Wierd, extremely wierd - in both looks and personality. Says she hates everyone in the house one minute and then the next she has a lot of time, respect and love for some of the housemates.

KAMEL: Complete and utter drama queen, exceedingly annoying.

MUKOSI: Did reasonably well with her mission. But still don't like her for some reason. Mebbe it's them scarey gremlin eyes.

VANESSA: Seems a nice lass, bit too quiet - needs to liven up.

ROBERTO: Smarmy git. Is trying to stay in the house by cooking loadsa meals and creep-arsing round everyone individually. Makes me wanna chuck.

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Overall opinion: boy do these lot like to argue - started on the first nite and have hardly stopped since!!

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The_GOAT Posted on 3/6 21:29
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I've just read that Science and the Tory are close to rumbling Makosi. Surprising it's taken so long considering she said the other night what had happened.

She didn't say it happened to her but she said, we don't know what Big Brother wants; for all you know he could say "Could one of you come to the diary room" and then that person is up for eviction.

blondie_dcfc Posted on 3/6 21:31
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Well ding dang doo - Mary's off in half an hour.

Bet she has a right old b1tch and whinge about the whole experience and her housemates.

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Scubahood Posted on 3/6 21:37
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

I'd do Roberto if I was female.

The one person I really cannot stand in there now, apart from Kemal, is Sam. She is a truly vile person, not in an obvious way, in the way that she reminds you of a 16 year old schoolgirl, laughing half-heartedly after mentioning rude things, making people feel uncomfortable with the 'what a weirdo' looks she gives out, like when Craig was doing his Britney impression. Yes he did look a complete tit, but she was looking round to see everyone else's reactions and reluctantly clapping along.

She's afraid to let her hair down and make a prat out of herself (though she has already in a way) in case she looks different to people and they change their 'wow she's pretty' view of her.

Scubahood Posted on 7/6 22:55
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

After tonight...

Likes:

Roberto and Maxwell

Indifferent towards:

Derek, Sam, Science, Makosi, Saskia

Dislikes:

Anthony, Vanessa, Craig

Can't stand:

Kemal and Lesley

FwenchFwank Posted on 7/6 23:00
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Likes: Makosi, Saskia

Dislikes: The rest

speckyget Posted on 7/6 23:01
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Oooh oooh - where's me small makeup bag? Where's me small makeup bag??? Where's ME FCUCKIN SMALL MAKEBASTADUP BAG????

*giggle*


*giggle, giggle*


I don't wear that *giggle* much makeup, only WHERESTHATFU**INGBA**ARDSMALLBAGYOUC***WHORES????????????????????





Is it just me or does anyone else suspect a genuine BB 'first' in the offing?

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FwenchFwank Posted on 8/6 22:20
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Saskia looks fit in that nurses outfit.

downings_left_foot Posted on 9/6 21:13
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Lesley in that baggy nightgown and neck brace though! She knows shes good looking!

Gillandi Posted on 9/6 23:45
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

There's been two really sad specatacles in there so far. Maxwell and Anthony sat on Saskia's bed taking turns to smack each other on the hand with a slipper for her amusement and now, tonight, Leslie holding Sam by the hands supposedly empathising with her by desribing to her what she thinks her problems are in the house which are in fact just her own problems, the principle one being that none of the men in the house are interested in her.

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Mr_Trimble Posted on 9/6 23:52
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Agreed Gill,

Lesley would not look out of place if she came from Whinney Bronx, Boot Hill, The Farm etc....

Typical loud mouthed, jewelled up, young trash who have large opinions - selected deafness and s h i t e attitudes.

She's really gone over the top on Sam and was so thick when she was called into the diary room about it.

Derek was just as bad - he is the firearms expert in the house - he loads the guns waiting for thickos like Lesley to press the trigger.

Gillandi Posted on 9/6 23:57
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Talk about odd couples, Leslie and Craig, united in cluelessness, she has 2 and a half pints of testosterone in her and he has a thimble full.

Mr_Trimble Posted on 10/6 0:11
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Here's my first run down and opinions of the current 12. They have had time to settle in and it's been a very bitter two weeks so far - and I suspect it will get worse.

Anthony - Jawdee wannabe - typically clueless and just wants a sh-- from anyone.
Craig - came with an attitude from interviews, is just a typical male hairdresser - make out of that what you will.
Dewek - poncy ammunition expert (see above)Wound and wound the wugged wocks.
Kemal - drama queen - fairly honest but I would like to see him spend some time with the blokes instead of the "backslash and stab" crew
Lesleh - Doing my head in - complete slapper. I've had many run in's with the likes of her and there is no point trying to talk to them - they are too far up their own to realise that they are complete 'sressot' My favourite to be booted out this week.
Makosi - taken a back seat this week after last week's no.13. - not doing anything really.
Maxwell - typical cockney. loud, opinionated.
Roberto - not sure if he's for real - has anyone else noticed his accent dropping occasionally. Acting?
Sam - feel sorry for her at the moment having to put up with Lesleh and Dewek will be safe this week after what has been done/said.
Saskia - safe, doing nothing wrong, doing nothing right. Keeping in with the "lads"
Science - !!!!! clever lad - not sure he can win the public over
Vanessa - hmmm - transparent internally and externally.

tony_block19 Posted on 10/6 10:50
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Saskia looked superb in that Nurses uniform.

boroboy75 Posted on 10/6 10:54
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Did you hear that fat Yorkshire scrubber last night?
She knows what its like to have men fall at her feet apparently!
The only bloke who would fall at her feet would have have had 15 pints, and lose his balance in front of her.

Ivor_Biggen Posted on 10/6 11:21
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Mr_Trimble, I'd agree with most of your observations. Couldn't believe Dereks OTT reaction to Sam last night, what a c_unt. Can't really see what everyone's problem is with her. Are all the lasses just jealous of her looks?

gravy173 Posted on 10/6 12:01
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

in response to mr trimble i thought i'd try my hand and reflect on the dirty dozen

Anthony - Trying to be one of the lads but doesnt seem to have an opinion of his own - reminds me v much of that cowboy who was stalked by the geordie slapper last year

Derek - An intelligent man wouldnt have to state this every ten minutes making himself look a cock to the watching public, needs to take a step back and smell the coffee

Lesley - Typical horrible chavette - how stupid can this lass be thinking the public will be on her side, the nurses outfit on the first night made her least fave to win immeadiately

Craig - complete bitch, goes on about noone liking him when up for nomination and crying yet he was rubbing his hands in glee when bullying sam

Vanessa - Sheep, just follows her two mates around like a lapdog, love to see her try and make friends with the others when Team britney break up

Science - rapper gobsh ite, no respect for other peoples opinions, needs to be brought down a peg or two, shouting something doesnt make it right. Stood up for derek tho against the others, has bottle

Kemal - total drama queen, almost as bad as marco last year, also very sly with his buddy the human microphone - hint the public can see you being sly

Makosi - scary little individual trying to be quiet, the slyest person in there out of the lot, talks about people playing games with each other, didnt she do that last week

Saskia - Bit of a ladette, tries to play down her looks to much as tho they're a bad thing, bullsh it, she loves the way she looks, seems to expect things her own way as shes a stunner, also a bit of a coc ktease

Sam - cant understand all the negative vibes really, ok she is talking crap with her "im really horny" and vibrator antics but what has she done to be bitched about so much? annoying laugh but the looker of the house

Roberto - dodgy accent, wants things his own way, you can tell he's a teacher - annoying bloke

Maxwell - cockney wideboy geezer - harmless enough if slightly irritating, acted like a bit of a tit with the bin episode, it was only a bin for fcuks sake, probably most natural person in the house

Scubahood Posted on 10/6 19:02
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

I felt really sorry for Sam last night, Derek was waiting for a chance to unleash a nasty, scathing verbal attack on her and he seized it at the tiniest, and I mean tiniest, opportunity. I think she handled it very well, I would have twatted the tosseur over the head with the pan. Completely unnecessary and OTT. Showed his true colours as a vile, pompous little man.

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Mr_Trimble Posted on 10/6 22:08
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

See ya slapper. As predicted last night (like it was that hard)

One up for the people who live normal lives, Goodbye to the life of Chav

blondie_dcfc Posted on 10/6 22:49
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Never in BB history have I ever hoped and wished that the crowd would really boo and give the thick, common, ugly, bullying cow a hard time! Damned shame no-one reduced her to tears!

What the fookin'ell did she look like?! Cheap tart outfit, chewing gum, white knicks, slit in skirt up to her minge.

Ironic that she called the other girls in the house ugly - and continually denied she was jealous - despite that being shouted out by the audience.

Spoke volumes to me that hardly anyone in the house gave her a hug on leaving!!

And I bet Maxwell and Anthony are hugely relieved that she doesn't fancy them!! Pheweeeeee!!

The only thing that slightly made me giggle was her saying that since being in the house she's learnt to have respect for the washing machine, iron, food and alcohol. Altho' saying she has respect instead of having value for said items just re-iterates how thick she is ffs!!

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Revol_Tees Posted on 10/6 22:54
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

... And it also speaks volumes that Craig cried when she left. What a knobber. Let's hope he's next.

blondie_dcfc Posted on 10/6 22:57
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Aye Revol_Tees - he took to being a pregant woman way too easy for my liking - plus he's got men tits - not a pleasant attribute in a real fella!

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bluetitch Posted on 12/6 9:42
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

Well Roberto's gone up in my estimation - despite the pants. He kept out out that sleazy stuff the other night when Leslie and Vanessa were snogging and there were fumblings underneath the sheets. Made me feel rather sick that did. Plus he was so sweet carrying Vanessa when she slipped and hurt her ankle.
Anthony is looking more and more like one of the gnomes as days go by - look at his nose next time you watch it.

downing_4_england Posted on 12/6 10:42
re: The Official Big Brother Thread

what the f**k r they doing in them boxes? this show has become mad