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BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 10:02
We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Can feel it in me water.

COME ON ENGLAND

Buddy Posted on 28/6 10:06
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Much as he hasn't getting any runs we seem a better all-round outfit with Vaughan in the side. (Probably would have batted first at Durham for starters......)

Is he definitely fit?

downings_left_foot Posted on 28/6 10:07
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Cricket not the most thrilling sport in the world for me.

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 10:16
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I believe Michael Vaughan My Lord will lead the triumphant side today.
He just loves batting against the OZ.

If you don't like it dlf, don't comment.

downings_left_foot Posted on 28/6 10:18
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Oh sorry, I thought this was a messageboard where people could air their opinions. So sorry

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 10:24
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OK, but this thread is for the blind optomists

downings_left_foot Posted on 28/6 10:27
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Okey smokey I will stay clear, as I am an extreme pessimist

Corcaigh_the_Cat Posted on 28/6 10:30
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typical cricket bore maybe?

mboro19 Posted on 28/6 10:32
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What time does it start so i can get my skysports score thing up.

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 10:38
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Half 2 (day night game)

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 14:28
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Australia batting.

COME ON GOUGHY!!!!!

Buddy Posted on 28/6 14:34
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So, 14-0 after 1 over.......

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 14:37
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Buddy Posted on 28/6 15:02
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Ooooooh! Taffy aggro, Taffy aggro.

Simon Jones just threw the ball at Matthew Hayden (instead of the stumps which he was aiming for) who reacted in what sounded like a Roy Keane stylee.

38-1 from 6. Gilchrist caught behind for 19.

mboro19 Posted on 28/6 15:19
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now 46-2.

Jones bowling 2-13.

After 10 overs

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Buddy Posted on 28/6 15:35
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73-2 in the 14th.

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 16:11
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COME ON! 96-3 (after 22nd over)

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 16:23
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This is winnable .. 100 off 24 overs.

Final total Aussie predictions please : 229

boroboy75 Posted on 28/6 16:23
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264.

StevieT Posted on 28/6 16:24
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237 for 7.

sparkins Posted on 28/6 16:26
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246

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 16:27
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I reckon they'll get 260, but we'll knock 'em off

corruptbiggins Posted on 28/6 16:27
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207 all out

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 16:32
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YESS. MArtyn out

Buddy Posted on 28/6 16:33
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Martin caught at third man by Pietersen. Ish.

125-4 from 28 and a bit.

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Nedkat Posted on 28/6 16:34
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He is ? Great ... That's the breakthrough we needed.

Is there a better, more timely, website .. ? Than the Sportinglife live desktop scoreboard ?

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Buddy Posted on 28/6 16:36
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Can you do sound Ned?

Buddy Posted on 28/6 16:38
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The BBC Sport player is 20 seconds behind the live radio.

Link: Sport player

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 16:40
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Not right now, Buddy. But thanks anyway.

Oh, by GUMSHIELD ! I haven't been so excited about a cricket game for a long time !

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128_x_The_Pain Posted on 28/6 16:51
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Cricinfo is quite good for ball by ball updates but it usually runs a few balls behind play.

Link: cricinfo

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 16:58
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Symonds is getting himself settled, we need to spark it up !@!

T4Tomo Posted on 28/6 17:01
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if we get symonds out soonish then 230 ish if he stays in past 45th over then 260ish

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 17:13
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Sweet jay-sus, 80 minutes at the bar but heres yer cool cans people...

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:18
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Cans .. ? I asked for a pint of John Smith's Smooth ? Back to the bar with yer....

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 17:18
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Doh!

Be back in 80 minutes Ned.

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:24
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Yer may as well get enough to cover us for the next 80 minutes. I'll have ten pints of John Smiths smooth please.

These two buggers have got a right little partnership going !!

COME ON ENGLAND !!!!

Buddy Posted on 28/6 17:30
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215-4 in 42nd.

Fatsuma Posted on 28/6 17:30
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Can you two stop talking during play!!!

Some of us have come here to watch a game of cricket!

We didn't expect to witness a conversation between two old women who can't wait til the break between innings to sort out their quota of liquid refreshment!


Maybe that'll shut them up son! Is this Simmonds lad related to Jack? Now HE was a great player, I rememer he used to have a fish supper before every over, and scallops chips and scraps after each wicket.......

Beerwulf Posted on 28/6 17:33
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When not bowling 'flat' jack Simmonds was to be found in the slips, gently gnawing away at a black puddin' fresh from Bury market.

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Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:35
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Sorry Mr.Suma ...

GET HIM BOWLED !!!!!!!

WE'RE YORKSHIRE, WE'RE BARMY, WE'RE OFF OUR FOOKIN' HEADS !!

Fatsuma Posted on 28/6 17:37
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See lad - that's what beer does for you!

Rowdy git!

I'll have a word with one of the stewards in between innings.

corruptbiggins Posted on 28/6 17:37
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hell of a mix up! good though.

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:38
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Bang goes my prediction !!!

COOOOOM ONNNNN !!!

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 17:42
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Here we are Ned...3 pints of dark, syrupy john smi..what the...[trips and spills all over fatsuma} FFS, you'll have to pay for that mate.

havent we got these colonials out yet?

Fatsuma Posted on 28/6 17:44
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Clumsy bloody geordie!!!

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Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:47
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Phew !! Thank me lucky stars, only one pint bit the dust ..

Symonds' out !!

Coooom onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 17:48
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I would head-butt you for that remark Fatsuma if it wasn't perpetuating the geordie stereotype any further and I hadn't paid 79 for my ticket.

Nedkat - I've bunged the barrel lad to divert a pipe, just suck on the hose for your John smiths now.

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Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:50
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The last time someone offered me a hose to suck on, I very nearly fell for it !

'ang on, lets have a looook down here ..... ah, yes ! John Smiths free flowing down me throat .... ahhhhhh !!

COOOOOOOOOOOM ONNNNNNNN !!!!

Fatsuma Posted on 28/6 17:54
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Now son - what you're witnessing here is a perfect example of capillary motion.

It's a bit like when the lads on the street syphon the petrol out of your Dad's car....

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 17:57
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SYPHONING !!!

Hussey and Clarke both out ......

COOOOOOOOM ONNNNNNNN ENGLAND !!!

Fatsuma Posted on 28/6 17:57
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YES!!!!!

Get back the in the hutch ya big Aussie rabbit!!!!

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 17:57
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Quite right Fats....another fascinating scientific phenomenon associated with this great game of ours.

I hope we are sledging the bejeesuz out of these Sullivans.

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Blogsworth Posted on 28/6 18:01
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242-8 3 overs left.

Fatsuma Posted on 28/6 18:01
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Hey lads - forgive and forget eh?

Tell you what, as a peace offering - I'll swap a bit of your Geordie Newboulds saveloy for some Black Country Grorty Dick !



It's a dish of mashed oats in case you're wondering. Local delicacy!

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Blogsworth Posted on 28/6 18:07
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254-9 7 balls left.

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 18:07
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I thought it was Beer!!!!

Deal off.

T4Tomo Posted on 28/6 18:12
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The Tom(m)o's predictions on the money.

I fear its too many for us to knock off under the lights - hope i'm wrong

Blogsworth Posted on 28/6 18:12
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Australia 261-9 50 overs.

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 18:16
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Can't believe we let Lee knock out a quick 21 runs !!!!

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 18:38
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I'm getting hungry during this break in play.

I fancy some Black Country Grorty Dick.

Fats?

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 18:39
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Ned averts his eyes, to spare his virginal soul.

Gillandi Posted on 28/6 18:41
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We need our oats Ned and worse things have happened at sea i'm sure.

Theres a "Strauss Buster" thread if patrons care to predict how many young Andy and Uncle Harry look-a-like will score.

even though i hate to be proud before an event, the sun and beer has gone straight to my noggin and ive gone for 134.

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Boro_till_I_fry Posted on 28/6 18:43
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Best place I've found to get cricket updates is the BBC one. Do ball-by-ball updates. Full scorecard usually a few overs behind too.

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 19:30
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Sea Oats are a protected species out here.

So, what's happening gang ? I've been to have me ears lowered, what's happening with spanking these Aussie ??

Buddy Posted on 28/6 20:24
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Thunderstorm is 2 hours not out Ned, if you're still here. Start at 20.40. 30 overs to be bowled. Duckworth Lewis now the most important player.

Buddy Posted on 28/6 20:26
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Should have said, 8-0 off the first 3.

Nedkat Posted on 28/6 20:36
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So their gonna kick off again at 2040, and only go for another 30 overs, then work the result out with the Stan Ogden method ?

Buddy Posted on 28/6 20:41
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Yup. Total target is 200 off the 33 so 192 more to get off 30. First ball just bowled. Listening on Long Wave you can hear every bolt of lightning within 100 miles which kind of gets in the way of Aggers' commentary.

Strauss hit 4 plus a no ball off the second ball.

13-0 off 3.2, chasing 200 off 33.

And another 4 off the next ball

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BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 21:11
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Back on line boys, looks like a li'l ol' party going on in the back of the stand. Absynthe anyone?


COME ON ENGLAND

BoroTommo Posted on 28/6 21:22
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Bloody rain!

Still at least one Aussie got to win today.

Ian Harvey hits 109 off 55 balls as Yorkshire beat the previously unbeaten Derbys. in the 20/20.

COME ON YORKSHIRE

BoroTommo Posted on 7/7 8:38
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And, we're gonna spank the Aussies today. No chance of rain saving them this time. Come On England!!

OverTheTopAussie Posted on 7/7 9:46
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Haven't read the rest of the thread, but where do I line up.

BoroTommo Posted on 7/7 21:02
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And we DID!

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 7/7 23:52
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great call BoroTommo

On a desperately sad day in London, i caught the backend of the action whilst making my way across town to Waterloo for my train.

A great batting performance, but my doesn't Gillespie look a shoddy bowler on this tour!!

Boro_till_I_fry Posted on 8/7 1:14
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Gerrin.

jarazinho Posted on 10/7 22:37
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hoof.

jarazinho Posted on 11/7 3:06
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HOOF

PortMoresbyRed Posted on 11/7 3:57
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BoroTomo.....yes pls.......6 Absynthe shooters tks...



to celebrate 1 all......


decider tomorrow night for us....



mite do an all nighter for it....

jarazinho Posted on 11/7 4:01
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chickens/count/hatch....

jarazinho Posted on 11/7 7:47
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hoof

BoroTommo Posted on 11/7 8:54
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Well, we gotta keep it interesting. Both matches in this series have gone with the toss, so it'll be interesting what happens tomorrow.

Beware tho, you Aussies, this side is made of steel and will not roll over. We're in it to win it this time around!

COME ON ENGLAND!

PS. On the House, Portmoresby

Buddy Posted on 11/7 9:03
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Might it have been worth sacrificing a bowler and putting the extra batsman in yesterday I wonder?

Fatsuma Posted on 11/7 9:07
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Some poor decisions my England's batsmen yesterday.

You always suspected our score was not enough, but the game was over within 4 overs of the Aussie innings.

In the 12th over we were introducing our 6th bowler of the innings!!

Got a nice tan though, had a (brief) chat with Goughie and saw Merv the Swerve's tache up close and in 3-D !!

BoroTommo Posted on 11/7 9:18
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Don't think Michael Vaughan (My Lord) should've been given either, but yes they played better in their top order. Although a great servent, and my favourite Yorkshireman for many years, Dazzle is too much to Gilchrist's liking. Pietersen picked the wrong ball to drive, when he looked quite set, leaving Freddie to have to anchor the innings.

Whenever the top three score runs, we win, and I think that will happen more often than not this summer.

BoroTommo Posted on 12/7 9:04
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I can feel a big, big, BIG result coming on today.

My prediction? Michael Vaughan to hit his first ODI ton and the Aussies to be bowled out 50 short of the 300 set by an inspired England side

BoroTommo Posted on 12/7 10:49
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England put in to bat. First over gone. 3 for no wicket.

Only 297 to go!

Come on England!

jarazinho Posted on 12/7 22:10
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oh deary me...

8 wickets..15 overs spare....walk in the park......

Gillespie 3/40 odd..the mighty Gilchrist!!

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PNGfulham Posted on 12/7 23:47
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thanks Boro Tommo...

if their on da house....can u make it a bakers dozen
after the series win........absynthe makes the heart go yonder

Fats.....up here in PNG...a 3rd world country.......sports people deem it correct....(especially when we who live here put our nous/noggins/$$$$ together) and come up for speaking tours.....had the pleasure of meeting swervin mervin and rodney hogg....they bowled on a carpet cricket pitch in the middle of a ball room laden with steaks/red wine/beers/slappers/skirt.....bats and ball flying all over the joint....lots of fun.......but good people.........merv is a bit mad......rod hogg is intellegent and bloody funny......all like to drink......(me included----jaraz knows tht if you need clarification)



BoroTommo.....

do u have that name bcos u think u are the great thommo with the slingshot action which scared the begeezus out of all the pommy batsmen........the great sth african captain of england wore a crash hat for the first time in history.....big white round thng it was.....tony greig.........bit the same as strass and pieterson i suppose....



oh...and btw ....




we fkn SMASHED you




easy prediction of the summer

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 0:04
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2003 Rugby World Champs - a sport played only by upper class toffs in England

Cricket- a sport only played by upper class toffs in England

Tennis- a sport only played by upper class toffs in England

football- the only sport most in England give a toss about.

Last appearance made by Australia in the World Cup finals of THE true world game (not one played by toffs and England's former colonies only)- 1974.

You do the math Port Moresby boy;-)

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 0:05
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Athletics- Australia have been outperformed in every olympics by GBR at track and field

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 0:06
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Athens..Medal Table..Australia 4th..FACT!

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 0:07
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Australia- such a beautiful country, such a land of opportunity- interesting to see why so many find the lure of Shepherds Bush and Acton a more favourable lifestyle!

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 0:08
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one medal in track and field, and that was by a naturalised russian in pole vault.

2000 - cathy freeman and that's it....

for a country so much more athletic than the UK apparently, interesting to see how pathetic your RoI is in the track and field medals table.

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 0:09
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oh deary me....

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 0:11
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one win in the 20/20..anybody would have thgt that you had won the world cup..guess that comes with u cats just used to getting your arses kicked ..on a regular basis...smiley thing..

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 0:16
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just fighting fire with fire....Australia fully deserved the win today, as they did the other day and they will comfortably win the Ashes, but all this bollox about England being a dearth of sporting talent is risible!!

I can see how much it means to Australians playing England in any sport just by reading the antipodean posts on here.

You seem to have forgotten the games at Bristol and Leeds. Not to mention the tied game at Lords last week which should have been awarded to England on fewer wickets lost.

I would say that over the one day series this summer, honours have been pretty even.

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jarazinho Posted on 13/7 0:28
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hear what your saying stuar....mostly friendly banter...i watch the occasional game thats about it..Football head really...should be a good ashes series though.....

ps..Everybody down here is very happy you boys got the olympics...we saw what a positive effect it had down here and you boys will have the same experience!

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Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 0:36
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i hope so. It was a real big surprise, as everyone thought Paris was going to get it.

I work just off Fleet Street and walked down to Trafalgar Square, there was a really good atmosphere in London which made the atrocities of last Thursday even worse.

Although it may cost me a few extra quid in council tax, congestion charges and public transport, I think it's a great fillip for the city and a real top effort by Seb Coe and his team to land this.

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 0:53
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couldnt agree more mate...even though the games were in Sydney..the whole of Ozz got in on the act..great atmosphere..

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 2:35
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hoof

PNGfulham Posted on 13/7 3:35
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jaraz......is this stuar tripley fella Obi in disguise ?

or maybe it is saltys cousin....got himself a job working the FMTTM boards late at nite....




after australia has won the ashes 6-nil (in a 5 test series)

we should make it more interesting and have an ashes series
playing soccer......


not australia vs GBR btw...

australia (popn 20m) vs England (popn 40m)



a 5 test series....socceroos (embarrassing name i admit) vs england.......(swedish coach isnt it?)



come on ........dont be scared

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 4:20
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dont think so..he`s too sensible to be one of those knuckleheads!!

PNGfulham Posted on 13/7 4:40
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yeah your right....he doesnt sound like a fk knuckle at all...



i wonder if he is coming out to aust. as well.....


oh no......he just came back from aussie......its all the rest of them going down....(apart fromm salties cuz)

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 4:44
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wonder if salty will be giving it large today...? dopey git..

Timboi Posted on 13/7 5:22
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It looks like we're just getting into our stride now. Bring 'em on (and bring the bloody ashes home this time - those old farts at Lords need to sleep some time)!

PNGfulham Posted on 13/7 6:45
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yeah Timboi....i reckon the whole lot of them were on the piss, not just symonds.....(it was a team night out after all)



now they have finally sobered up they'll schlaughter the pommies...



back in 97 they didnt win one ODI b4 the ashes series...


then they gave them a whitewash....



watch out england

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 8:04
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hoof

Stuar_Tripley Posted on 13/7 12:45
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yep, England won the one dayers 3-0 in 97 then won the opening test at Edgbaston.

Just goes to show the one dayers aren't necessarily portentous of what's to follow.

SaltburnRed Posted on 13/7 18:41
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Now then lads, thought you'd be on here today wallowing in a rare Aussie sporting victory over the old nation. Ashes to come though instead of this one day nonsense. Reason 105 why cricket is codswallop - they make the same two teams play each other about 20 times in one series, what is the point ?

Mind you, a five games series England V Aus in football would be a laugh, agregate score about 35-1 I'd have thought ( and you dived for a pen for your one goal ).

Any decent Aussie boxers coming through to replace the imported Russian who got his ugly face thumped by the Pom PNG predicted would get his head smashed into row Z ?

I'm wondering if you will actually enter a team in the track and field in London although if you told the Aussies taking part that the first past the post got a bar job in Earls Court as a reward I'm sure that do wonders for their performance.

Hey Jarz, what's this about those has-beens INXS trying to replace the dead bloke with the best karaoke singer they can find ? I mean I belt out a mean version of "What You Need" so maybe I should apply.

BoroTommo Posted on 13/7 20:43
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We WILL regain the ashes. FACT ffs,lol,hoof,lmfaorofl.

(only by the odd test though, I suspect )

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 22:25
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actually salty i watched the INXS show the other night and compared to a lot of other "reality"drivel around i didnt think it was too bad.They are going to record an album and do a world tour with the new singer..from what i saw there was some decent prospects...

ps..Athens..medal table 4th!!..dont forget that mate..

SaltburnRed Posted on 13/7 22:44
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Oh I know that. But it's all very well winning 20 million medals in swimming and a few sports that no one cares about. British athletes have generally acheived more in events people remember than any Aussie outside the swimming pool.

jarazinho Posted on 13/7 22:48
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dont forget salty,the host nation is supposed to do something special..you must be nervous!!!!!!

PNGfulham Posted on 14/7 0:23
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salty........for once i am totally with you......

i believe that you would make an excellent replacement for michael hutchence....



especially so as i know you are an expert in the elusive art of wanking ones self while half suffocating in a noose tied to a door knob.





hahahahahah come on salty.....can u show me how.......please matey....please...

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SaltburnRed Posted on 14/7 7:26
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Jarz, I'm not nervous, we are the greatest nation on earth and will do the business, don't you worry about that mate, watch and learn. Anyway, it's good for the Aussies to have the games in London as it'll be in their home city too.

PNG, any time spent with you and that belt will start to look attractive.

jarazinho Posted on 14/7 7:29
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we will be watching closely...u might start by closing all the chippys and kebab shops..get the nation into shape..

PNGfulham Posted on 14/7 7:51
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salty, the sultan of saltburn.....



so you are promising me that if i manage to weed you out from under that rock you hide, you will do a michael hutchence for me....


you dont have to kill yourself, just show me your technique...(your not ment to die if it is done correctly as you know)


u can use my belt if your short of one.




adam scott to win the british open FYI.

SaltburnRed Posted on 14/7 7:52
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Pity you lot never did the same thing after the Sydney games and you might not be a nation of fat gits now. Maybe if you all stopped watching Neighbours and having barbies every half hour you might get yourselves half fit.

PNGfulham Posted on 14/7 8:12
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

.

oh salty......


did u see the competition they had in america on the 4th of july.....

it was a hotdog eating competition...

some guy from japan killed them.....

he knocked back 37 hotdogs i thnk it was in 12 minutes


anyway the point i am trying to make here is that he was incredable fit......didnt have an ounce of fat on him....
he's won the same comp 5 years running now....


so do you see my point....

no....neither do I..


but at least it was semi related to your last post...

BoroTommo Posted on 20/7 22:38
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Michael Vaughan My Lord,
Michael Vaughan,
Michael Vaughan My Lord,
Michael Vaughan,
Michael Vaughan My Lord,
Michael Vaughan,
OH LORD MICHAEL VAUGHAN!


COME ON ENGLAND

jarazinho Posted on 20/7 22:46
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

morning Boro Tommo...

u know alot more about cricket than me so i wont be spouting of!!i must admit that ive been winding those dickh****up on the 60,000,000 geeza thread.....lets just hope its a good series yea??......

have a funny feeling that Warney is going to have a cracker!!

--- Post edited by jarazinho on 20/7 22:47 ---

BoroTommo Posted on 20/7 22:51
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Morning, Jarz.

I reckon it'll go to the last test.

And you're right, Warney will probably have a cracker or two, smeared with a generous helping of lard and a great slab of high-fat cheddar on top

jarazinho Posted on 20/7 22:56
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

he sticks to baken beans now..no fat!!a bit awkward for us time wise....get to see 2 or three hours before bed..thats about it!..to be honest thats enough for me...not massivly into my cricket...PNG should be up all night though with a slab of VB!!!(or two..)

BoroTommo Posted on 20/7 23:00
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Slight mis-spelling, I think you meant bacon-beans!

I'm sure PNG will be up for it, I used to drink lots of weak beer and shout my mouth off as well, before I grew up

Here's to a blinder, like cricket or not, this is going to be an ashes series to tell the Grandchildren about.

jarazinho Posted on 20/7 23:05
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

hope so..

SaltburnRed Posted on 20/7 23:12
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

"And that's it, Glenn McGrath takes his 500th test wicket, what a great achievement by the Aussie. And Michael Vaughan responds by declaring on 750-1 in the final test with England 4-0 up in the series."

BoroTommo Posted on 20/7 23:13
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

My line of (wishful) thinking, salty

jarazinho Posted on 20/7 23:23
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

obviously Saltburn has had a very good "whacky Backy" crop this year!!

BoroTommo Posted on 21/7 12:55
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF


Bushead Posted on 21/7 13:19
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

I play cricket for Darlington RA - OH AND BTW "We're gonna spank the Aussies today" !!!!

karembeu_ca Posted on 21/7 17:43
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

I guess bandy didn't see this one to "oops" on ... so I will

ooops!

bondiboro Posted on 21/7 22:08
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

That McGrath...hes past it..useless..


oh deary me.........

BoroTommo Posted on 22/7 21:05
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

It's not over til Shane Warne wears a dress and sings, "crying" over his stubbies following a 5 wicket England win!

coogeeboro Posted on 25/7 2:22
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

McGrath..9/80 odd??????..
Blooody Legend....

Contenders?????..u mean Pretenders!!!!

coogeeboro Posted on 25/7 3:52
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

hoof

br14 Posted on 25/7 3:59
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Give it up... noone is listening.

Anyway, smug silence is more satisfying...

coogeeboro Posted on 25/7 4:16
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

you are correct.

jarazinho Posted on 3/8 21:51
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

hope its a good game.

--- Post edited by jarazinho on 3/8 21:51 ---

BoroTommo Posted on 4/8 15:04
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

jarazinho Posted on 4/8 21:18
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

early days tiger.

BoroTommo Posted on 5/8 8:18
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

I predict that the outcome of today's play could form the pattern for the eventual outcome of the ashes. If England can bowl like they did in the first innings at Lords, this game (and the subsequent momentum) will be for the taking.
If Oz can get through the day at, say, 350-3, then the series is nigh-on lost.

VERY IMPORTANT DAY. COME ON ENGLAND

BoroTommo Posted on 7/8 9:25
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
2 wickets in less than 5 overs
The Aussies are in dissarray.

BoroMod Posted on 7/8 10:32
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

Brilliant performance yesterday by the boys, lets get them knocked over with minimum fuss today.

You've got to worry about Australia's future though. What will they do when Warne and Mcgrath finally hang up their boots? You just can't find a replacement for Warne, he's that good.

They're an ageing team with Gillespie looking a shadow of his former self.

BoroTommo Posted on 12/8 16:31
re: We're gonna spank the Aussies today

COME ON ENGLAND...GERRINTAETHEM.FFOOKEMUP