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boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 15:58
Who battered the fresh ponce?

Come on, who was it?

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 15:59
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

You must have run out of pages in your log book by now?

barmyboroboy Posted on 3/8 16:00
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

A better question might have been "who hasn't battered the fresh ponce"

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 16:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I think someone said her name was mary and it was the first fist fight she'd ever had.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 16:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Got to laugh.

Is this why the Fresh Ponce has not been posting. Is he too scared now of a second serving.

Come on Ponce. Show yourself you coward.

Boateng_7 Posted on 3/8 16:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

he is banned yarm_legend

boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 16:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Was it Briggsy?

Buggerlugs Posted on 3/8 16:02
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Sad shame if it did happen and the perpetrator needs to give his head a shake. Makes you think though Boroboy, there are probably scores of aggrieved fmttmers plotting your violent end as we speak.

captain5 Posted on 3/8 16:03
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It was Boateng_7 who knacked him.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 16:03
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i dont think you have to laugh about some strange person committing violence based on stuff posted on a message board. thats dodgy behaviour.

boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 16:03
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Buggerlugs, they're welcome to try.

Piquet2 Posted on 3/8 16:04
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Missimo?

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 16:04
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I heard it was based on his opinion of the Ponce on the night rather than the board, as he's not round much here nowadays.. Anyway, I'm gossiping. I wasn't there, I was in the Cornerhouse

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Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 16:05
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

He had about 10 usernames ...Charles Mop, Willy Thorn etc even when he was banned.

Why has the ponce been banned anyway when by the sound of things he got a pasting.

PS : Any board member tries to start me when I'm out I'll kick the living fccuk out ya. Be warned. I aint such a soft touch as ponce.

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 16:05
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Was it really ?

What's it come to when someone decides they don't like another person for postings made on a freakin' message board ... !!

If the Ponce was battered, then you'd better think long and hard about what you did ...

Boateng_7 Posted on 3/8 16:06
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yarm_legend - Hope you will stick up for me from the 'clique'

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 16:06
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

oh, ok, thats different, i spose.

Fischer Posted on 3/8 16:08
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Don't mess with Yarm_Legend. He's been trained in bare-knuckle street-fighting techniques by the gypsy boxing champions who run Strickland and Holt's upstairs cafe.

tony_block19 Posted on 3/8 16:10
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Yarm_legend - Hope you will stick up for me from the 'clique'"


*Bites lip* "Ayaaaz!"

mrweller Posted on 3/8 16:10
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

some people take messageboards too serious, which is a bit of a worry.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 16:11
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Boateng.

Unless your scared of poem loving lexicologist nerds you have nothing to worry about from the clique.

The clique is just a band of nerds thrown together by circumstances rather than friendship. Don't worry yourself.

boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 16:11
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If the ponce really is from Hemlington, i'm sure retribution will be taken.

sasboro Posted on 3/8 16:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

briggsy was pimping down union street and saw him. so him and his women sorted him out

boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 16:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Was it Cobain_94, because he thinks he's Van Damme now.

Buggerlugs Posted on 3/8 16:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It all sounds a little distasteful but then again again if he is anything like his board persona it was going to happen sometime. I liked him though, he was spunky.

Fischer Posted on 3/8 16:15
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

*shuffles away to look up "lexicologist"*

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Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 16:15
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i liked him as well, he talks to you like a normal person.

KrivoyRog Posted on 3/8 16:17
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Ponce is adaptable. He is an enigma. He is in Puerto Rico.

Link: Ponce

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 16:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It makes you think though, could the Board draw an non-retaliative person into the world of fights? BB75, would you like to come in on Monday to a drunken post by corruptbiggins titled "I tvvated borojo7whatevr?"

Juventus Posted on 3/8 16:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

At least he has people to rally round him.

Link: For The Fresh Ponce

The_Commisar Posted on 3/8 16:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

YL, you really talk some bolloxs at time, ever thought that the so called clique might just get on with each other, appreciate each others sense of humore ?

As for
"The clique is just a band of nerds thrown together by circumstances rather than friendship."
Can I just then renounce the fact that I have been friends with Gillandi for the last 30 years, it was all obviously a horrible misunderstanding................

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 16:25
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I have absolutely no idea what happened.

I was just about to ask Lennie whether she was letting details of the incident slip in her post because if someone from here beat him up over stuff that's been said, i'd agree, it's totally wrong.

I can see why a few people would like to speak to him from here. He's threatened a fair few who have offered to try, with his famous "scissor kick" but would have hoped that would be just to see the real person behind what they would hope to be his board act.

If he has the ego in real life that he portrays on here then I'd guess he gets in fights every week. That must be the ponce "lifestyle" he espouses. He'll be a tough guy by the time he's 30 more than likely.

Good luck to him.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 16:28
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i dont know any details, except i saw a post the other day which said fresh p doesnt like 'bla' n the empire since saturday night, so i guessed summat like that had happened.

boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 16:32
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Who was it though?

captain5 Posted on 3/8 16:34
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Some people just can't seem to control themselves on a night out. Terrible.

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 16:34
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The above, bb75...

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 16:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

its not my place to say, i dont think, as i wasnt there.

boroboy75 Posted on 3/8 16:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Was he stood on a chair?

mrweller Posted on 3/8 16:38
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

the clique gang at work then.

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 16:42
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Surprised he hasn't milked the beating for all it's worth. Tonnes of street cred in it now. Sorry to make light of it, I know the guy is close to a few hearts but I can't help recall the thumb breaking scene for Paul Newman in The Hustler.

Some tragic lush of a girlfriend weeping and chain smoking by his bed side, as he stares at his bandaged hands, perhaps that bar maid from the Rudds Arms he's so sexist about, pleading "Give the messageboard up Ponce, they'll break your thumbs and then they'll break your heart."

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 16:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What a shame. I liked the Ponce, he will never be able to return as he was. Poor Ponce is now a broken man, he could have been a contender, but now he is just a loser.

Tell us did it Ponce boy, we will get him for you.

P.S. How battered did he get? Was it thick lip and black eyed battered or just a slap.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 17:04
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

well, its still really boring on here without him, anyway.

still... season starts soon, i spose. thats when its best.

Big_Shot Posted on 3/8 17:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Sort of reminds me of a bloke I used to know. Full of bravado all the time. Would always get himself into a bit of bother with his mouth but never once triumphed. Never understood why after a few pastings he never realised that he might be better off keeping his mouth shut in certain situations.

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 17:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I guess it pays not to get too dependant on people to eleviate our boredom for us. Nothings really bolted down around here.

But I'm sure he'll be back...bigger and better than ever and laughing at all this outpouring of sympathy.

We haven't seen the state of the other fellah yet.


mrweller Posted on 3/8 17:22
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

it wont be the same cause there's no one to blame.

We stand here in shame whilst you point the blame.

big smile all around, but sad on the day we find change.

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 17:24
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

the captain was as nimble as ever last night, gill

LouLouBoro Posted on 3/8 17:27
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I was in Empire on Saturday and he was in there, met him for the first time. Some one head butted him but i dont think i should mention any names.

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:30
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Oh please do! Name and shame, that's what it's all about. If the boy is big enough to fight, then he is tough enough to take care of himself.


Spill the beans.

The_Commisar Posted on 3/8 17:32
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

sorry, word on the streat is he fell over in the showers, repetedly.

Police have rounded up suspects, they are using HMS Imvincible as a holding cell.


(If your reading this get well soon you annoying twonk!!)

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post_edit Posted on 3/8 17:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

50 up and still no wiser..


WHODUNNIT!

LouLouBoro Posted on 3/8 17:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

lol, It was a lad called mark. I was stood on stage and saw it so I flew off n tried to brake it up. Then when I went out he was fighting outside with someone else.

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 17:34
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Then when I went out he was fighting outside with someone else"

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:34
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

To be put the record straight: The "beating" I got, wasn't off somebody from here. It was dished out by 3 or 4 blokes who got me when I was on my own, and when I had my back turned.

Injuries received include: black eye and cut, a couple of cuts and bruises. I've had worse.

Also, I did have a run in with somebody from here, though. He punched me when I had my back turned. Still not sure why. But I do know he's extremely brave to "attack" somebody when they're off guard.

All faces have been noted and will be dealt with in the near future.

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I still reckon that boy is as cool as fc-uk.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

LouLou - Are you the one whose purse and magic wand I set on fire?

post_edit Posted on 3/8 17:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

wow!

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:37
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

So, who head butted you then?

Cowards mate, who hit you when your back is turned.

Get well soon xxxx.

LouLouBoro Posted on 3/8 17:38
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

YES I WAS...........AND IM NOT IMPRESSED AT ALL! THAT BAG COST ME £2.99 FROM TOYS R US [:{] AND MY WAND WAS SET A LIGHT TOO, EVEN MORE GUTTING!!!!!!!!

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Tell who got you from here and why. We will make their already miserable life totally pointless.



Stay cool.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"So, who head butted you then?

Cowards mate, who hit you when your back is turned.

Get well soon xxxx"

I got head butted?

Like I said, they'll be get dealt with soon enough.

micky_k86 Posted on 3/8 17:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Chill out women.

Hope you get them back poncy. Nice fella hitting someone when their backs turned. Should get hold of a shotgun but shoot them while facing them, it's the gentlemen's way.

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 17:41
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

For someone as fresh as this young lad, he gets caught with his back turned quite a bit .... ?

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:42
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I did hit one of the lads in the face with a can of Red Stripe. Almost got locked up for that.

Hitting people because of a message board. Imagine explaining that to the police.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:43
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"For someone as fresh as this young lad, he gets caught with his back turned quite a bit .... ?"

I can't watch everything, can I?

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:43
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Ned, having eyes in the back of your head just isn't cool mate.


Better to be defenseless than uncool.

post_edit Posted on 3/8 17:43
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

yes officer,my name is ponce!

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Hello_dave Posted on 3/8 17:45
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If someone off here has hit him then they are saddest fookers ever.You all go on with your "high morals " and then do something like that.


Pathetic

I reckon i know who it will have been as well.

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:45
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

So, who was it then. They should be mega ashamed of themselves.

micky_k86 Posted on 3/8 17:45
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Ponce, was it a board celebrity? Or a no mark?

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 17:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If your being threatened, it is always, and I mean ALWAYS, better to be defending yourself, and that includes attacks from the rear.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:47
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It was BerwickHillsBoro.

As I've said, the perpetrators will be dealt with.

bubblesmfc Posted on 3/8 17:48
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why does everyone want to hit you?

The_Commisar Posted on 3/8 17:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

a board celebrity ?
What Christopher Biggins just came out of no where and twatted him one ?

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

5 people had a go and all I've got is a black eye. I'm well 'ard.

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The only way they could beat the Ponce was the cowards approach, snuking up on him from behind while he was chatting the talent up.

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 17:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

This forum has been set up to discuss what has happened and not what is going to happen. It is not intended to promote violence and has nothing to do with Middlesbrough Football Club.

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 17:51
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

How old is he then? Scum from Berwick Hills. They know no better.




Must be ashamed as he has not been on here boasting.



Deffo a no mark then.











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captain5 Posted on 3/8 17:52
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Either that or he generally doesn't post, tees_tug.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 17:52
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Ha Ponce, you make me laugh, you couldn't make this stuff up.

Good lad.

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 17:52
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Edit all references to berwick Hills and usernames... we'll all know and boroboy75 won't... heheeh heh eheheheehehee

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:53
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

No idea how old he is.

I'm not bothered about what happened with him. Tracking him down and giving him a kicking will be easy.

I'm more bothered about 4 blokes who had a go.

micky_k86 Posted on 3/8 17:54
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why did they have a go? You tell them they weren't cool?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 17:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why did they have a go? How old were they?

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'm not sure why they done it.

They were mid to late 20s

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Nedkat Posted on 3/8 17:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Were you winding these 4 blokes up with yer usual twaddle ? Or were you sitting quietly, minding yer own, when they came over and jumped you ..?

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 17:57
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"usual twaddle"

Don't start. You don't even know me.

shaun_84 Posted on 3/8 17:57
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

you seem angry rather than cool today, ponce?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 17:57
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why did they single you out?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 17:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Were you on your own? Did you hit on their birds?

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:00
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

shaun - I'm cool, not angry.

LL - No idea why. One of them mentioned something about some slag.

captain5 Posted on 3/8 18:00
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Did you give them some 1p and 2p pieces??

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 18:00
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Come on now Ponce .. you've set yer lip up many times in cyberspace, I was asking whether this incident happened because you set yer lip up in the real life stakes.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

shaun - I'm cool, not angry.

LL - No idea why. One of them mentioned something about some slag. Yes, I was on my own. I had a bit of trouble with them outside The Empire, then they jumped me when I was walking to get a taxi.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 18:04
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Oh well, maybe it's a case of mistaken identity. Good luck with your revenge mission. So BerwickHillsBoro threw a punch at you aswell. I'd best not put my San Francisco and Sydney photos on in case someone assasinates me.

It's gone 3am here I'm off to bed. Good recovery mate and stop getting punched.

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new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:05
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Come on now Ponce .. you've set yer lip up many times in cyberspace, I was asking whether this incident happened because you set yer lip up in the real life stakes."

As I've said, no. One of them mentioned me saying something to some slag.

We argued, I walked off. Got punched in the back of the head. I turned round, shot a can at one of them, then had a scuffle. I walked off again, then all 4 gave me a kicking.

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 18:08
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Fairy snuff, Poncey ...

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:09
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Anyway, I'm ready for action this Saturday.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 18:09
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What did you say to the slag?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 3/8 18:09
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What did you say to the slag?

micky_k86 Posted on 3/8 18:10
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Bob Dunkley's does a fantastic range of firearms. Not that I'm advocating shooting someone.

100 up.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:11
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

LL - Nothing as far as I know.

I'm thinking about getting a couple of bodyguards for my next outing.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 18:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Cowardice acts on both counts.

4 on 1 aint right. I hope you track them down. This BerwickHillsBoro sounds a right coward too. Hitting somebody in the back of the head. Disgusting cheap shot.

Ponce. I hope you get your revenge. Do it when it's at your convienence not the first opportunity. You may not get it next week or even this year but your opportunity will 1 day be there for you take.

Good luck. I hope you knock these fccukers all over.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:14
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I warned them I'd find them. I'm a man of my word.

The_Boro_Biffa Posted on 3/8 18:20
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'm not advocating violence of any kind here, but having been jumped by two cowardly dastards myself and getting punched in the back of the head, its not nice and good look to you ponce.

new_pseudonym Posted on 3/8 18:25
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

S­h­i­t happens. I've had worse.

ellesse69 Posted on 3/8 18:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

ha ha poncey boy.

you get all you deserve.

reap what you sow.

tees_tug Posted on 3/8 19:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

ellesse69, were you named after your mam's trackie bottoms or summit???

sasboro Posted on 3/8 20:05
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

fooking typical of some of the scum out on a sat night. always a group of lads onto 1 person.

Similar thing happened to Towz near to the empire, he had no idea who they were.

I guess some people just get a buzz from beating someone up. A few times i've seen a group of lads kick someone or stamp on his head.

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Gillandi Posted on 3/8 20:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"S­h­i­t happens. I've had worse."

Cool attitude Poncey. Straight back on the horse, thats the way. I salute your indefatigability and your strength sir.

There's a lot of morons out there, if you are not inspiring violent rage in them now and then when you come into contact then you are accepting mediocrity and cheating yourself. Especially when you've had a few ales. Unfortuneatly, sometimes the artist/ poet/prophet has to take it on the chin to make his point. The legend that is Ponce has made his and his image as a cowboy/hero/outsider has been hugely enhanced by this episode in my book.

sasboro Posted on 3/8 20:20
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

be careful out there cos next time the next lad might be a loon and decide to glass you or something.then your scarred for life

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Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 20:21
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

he's great, isnt he? im never wrong about these things.

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 20:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Hmm, I can't get past his moniker ... ?

No self respecting cowboy would ever call himself the Fresh Ponce. He'd be laughed out of the saloon !!

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 20:27
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Exactly, Sas.

Walking away from a kicking is a bit of a result these post-Tarantino days.

I'm sure the Ponce will have his Uma Thurman moment in the Empire one day though.

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 20:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Ned

You never heard Johnny Cash's "A Boy named Sue" mate? He had to get tough or die with a name like that and so has our boy Ponce.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 20:32
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

it suggests a self-deprecating sense of humour to me, which is quite charming.

im sorry, im cybersmitten. ill shut up now.

zzzzz Posted on 3/8 20:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Fkin priceless

You really couldnt make this up.

I've got visions of the scene at the end of the film when the young kid, with tears in his eyes, shouts 'Shane...Shane...come back Shane'
Except it the fponce striding away from the Empire and its toots shoutin 'Ponce....Ponce.....

Lennie_Godber Posted on 3/8 21:02
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?



only in cyberland, tho.

Nedkat Posted on 3/8 21:36
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yes, I've heard the "Boy named Sue" tune, but it's going to be difficult when the fresh ponce walks in Blind Ned's saloon bar, and shouts, "fill 'em up bartender, the drinks are on the Fresh Ponce" .....

I feel there maybe a couple of suspicious looking characters, playing cards and drinking whiskey, who'll not take too kindly to The Fresh Ponce.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 3/8 21:43
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

This really is awful news fresh ponce.

daddy_cool Posted on 3/8 21:48
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

That stinks of sarcasm.

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zzzzz Posted on 3/8 21:48
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Of course we could have all wrong....no wonder it took four them....and then one from behind with a butt(ie)

Link: Battered

daddy_cool Posted on 3/8 21:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'm a maverick.

20_Briggsy Posted on 3/8 22:07
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

To be fair if he was smacked I'm not surprised. He's got some gob on him and got all what was coming to him.

daddy_cool Posted on 3/8 22:08
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Shut your face.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 22:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

How many usernames you got Ponce / Daddy Cool?

Good man. They'll get what's coming.

20_Briggsy Posted on 3/8 22:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Oh motormouth is back with another name. Its suits you chav boy.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 3/8 22:14
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

daddy_not_so_cool

daddy_cool Posted on 3/8 22:14
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Loads. They're all banned though.

Johnny3000 Posted on 3/8 22:15
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Briggsy the internet warrior.

daddy_cool Posted on 3/8 22:16
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Very much so.

It's funny how somebody whose never met me, and doesn't even know me, can say that I've got a big gob, and that I've had it coming.

Sez_Les_Boro Posted on 3/8 22:22
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

EXCLUSIVE!!!

Link: Pictures of the bloodbath

20_Briggsy Posted on 3/8 22:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Well judging by your exploits on here and what I've been told from certain people, I wouldnt want to know you.

zzzzz Posted on 3/8 22:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

You can stick your tazers

Bollox to the 45 Magnum

Uzi's are for pussies

Gatlin guns my arse

"Shot a can at one of them"
The Boro's answer to Charles Bronson...!

zzzzz Posted on 3/8 22:39
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

.

Link: Lethal weapon

rob_fmttm Posted on 3/8 22:43
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Will you stop coming back lad - you're banned.

Gillandi Posted on 3/8 22:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?


Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:00
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What's he banned for Rob?

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:02
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If this was my livelihood I'd also want the likes of Ponce on the site instead of the backside kissing clique talking about whether jaffa cakes are biscuits or cakes - that's the boring lot you want to ban.

20_Briggsy Posted on 3/8 23:09
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

He was banned for posting a picture of a couple disabled children and laughing and making jokes about it. Not very big or clever.

sasboro Posted on 3/8 23:16
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

get back in that box that rob had made for you under the stairs of his house

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:16
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

ok fairly insensitive but there's been much worse unpunished on here.

I think Juventus stalking was worse and he only got a 24 hour ban but then he's part of the clique. He struck genuine fear into somebody.

Corrupt Biggins constantly threatens violence to Boroboy75. A breach of rivals rules?? but... he's part of the clique.

Let's at least have consistency instead of 1 for the clique and another for the loose cannons.

Fischer Posted on 3/8 23:19
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The length of Juventus' ban was left to the person he'd been stalking, and a 24 hour ban was her request.

20_Briggsy Posted on 3/8 23:24
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Y_L - Also I think his 'tit' status and constantly drawing attention to himself, worked against him. I guess that thread was the nail in the coffin.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:26
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It's not her site though.

Others were deeply affected by that too. I couldn't sleep for nights for fear the stalker was going to get me next. I refused to leave the house on my own.

Where's my justice

north_stand_rebel Posted on 3/8 23:26
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i happen to know this guy fresh ponce .. he goes by the name MARK APPLETON he aint your average looking fella he has long black hair (shoulder length) with tints ov pink at the tip of his carflick and the end of his ponytail. he also likes to dress like a women and is nicknamed the pink floyd.

Fischer Posted on 3/8 23:30
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"It's not her site though"

Exactly. Your initial point seemed to be that Juventus got off with a short ban because he was friendly with the people who run this site. But now we both agree that the length of the ban was decided not just by someone completely uninvolved with running the site, but also someone who you might have expected to want him banned for a long time.

I'm glad we've finally agreed on something. Fancy a cuddle?

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:30
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If this is true ponce...I take it all back and I support a full ban.

The Ponce is workie ticket Briggsy and a good one. Don't rise to it and you'll see he can be quite a funny lad.

Piquet2 Posted on 3/8 23:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

He was actually banned for 4 days in total.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Meet me round the back of Strickies tomorrow night at 8pm for that cuddle

Yarm_Legend Posted on 3/8 23:32
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It must be 2 weeks since he made those posts?!!

20_Briggsy Posted on 3/8 23:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

For all his wit, he let himself down badly with his big gob. Which is why it doesnt surprise me he got clobbered.

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Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 3/8 23:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I thought Rob said he had given him a permanent ban?!?

Fischer Posted on 3/8 23:37
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'm not hanging around Strickies of an evening, I'm much more of a Ruby Snowdon man.

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 0:06
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"f this was my livelihood I'd also want the likes of Ponce on the site instead of the backside kissing clique talking about whether jaffa cakes are biscuits or cakes - that's the boring lot you want to ban."

Hear, hear, legend.


"The length of Juventus' ban was left to the person he'd been stalking, and a 24 hour ban was her request." And why was that?
Admin decide other peoples length of ban. I got wiped out for calling kamel from BB a faggot, hardly something he will sue for, let alone frighten him. Double standards, fischer.

We need outrageous people like Ponce. That is rock and roll man.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 0:14
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Tug - I don't think you were banned for simply using the word "faggott", vile though it is. The fact that you've repeated the word over a dozen times since, and obviously get a kick out of it, suggests that it was your homophobic tone in general on that particular thread that led to your banning.

jax_1 Posted on 4/8 0:15
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"but also someone who you might have expected to want him banned for a long time. "
Fischer just in case you misunderstood my reasons for the length of ban.
I asked for him ( Juventus ) to only have a 24 hour ban, as I had recieved from him, what I thought at the time was a sincere and genuine apology. I was given to understand that it hadn't occurred to him how much upset that sort of thing could cause someone ( No, not me incidentally - water off a ducks, as far as I am concerned) and that he hadn't meant to cause offence.
Taking that at face value and on trust, I thought 24 hours was enough.

Fischer Posted on 4/8 0:16
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Fair enough. Do you fancy a cuddle, then?

outoftowner Posted on 4/8 0:20
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

unprovoked attack?? sounds like Karma to myself
what goes around comes around

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 0:21
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Don't be stupid for life Gil. I am not homophobic, he is a faggot and is very funny. I never said I wanted to kill or injure him, unlike some other posters.





You take yourself far too seriously.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 0:28
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Tug - It's a word I find offensive. Any chance of you stopping using it?

Cobain_94 Posted on 4/8 0:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Was it Cobain_94, because he thinks he's Van Damme now."

Keep the insults comming.

I did see the start of the aggro that lead to the fresh ponce's beating, although I didn't know it was him at the time. From the story I heard I don't think he deserved it. He did come across as a lad who doesn't back down though. I also like the lad who started the said chew so I am saying nothing, I was just a curious observer.


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neiltrodden Posted on 4/8 0:37
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

How much aggro on one thread? Foook me!

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 0:37
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why should I stop using a word because you find it offensive?

I stated at the time that I did not consider 'puff' or 'bender'a
suitable word for Kamel, as I quite liked the show he was putting on, also I made no threats or anti-gay type comments.


If you do have a problem with faggot as a word, that is your problem and yours alone.

Why don't you have a go at those who made threats towards kamel?

Or is it all about me calling Buddy dull and taking the pee out of you?


Get a grip.

Cobain_94 Posted on 4/8 0:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"For all his wit, he let himself down badly with his big gob. Which is why it doesnt surprise me he got clobbered"

Birggsy you insult people on here on a daily basis for not agreeing with your rose tinted opinions.

How did bb75 know about this anyway?

--- Post edited by Cobain_94 on 4/8 0:47 ---

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 0:48
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Why should I stop using a word because you find it offensive?"

Because I asked you nicely?

"If you do have a problem with faggot as a word, that is your problem and yours alone."

I can cope with that. I think most intelligent people would also find the word offensive.

"Why don't you have a go at those who made threats towards kamel?"

I credited you with more intelligence.

"Or is it all about me calling Buddy dull and taking the pee out of you?"



I think YOU are taking YOURSELF too seriously now. What do I care what you call Buddy? I've never met the guy, he's just another name on a message board to me. Seems a nice fellah though. Unlike you who I've always had down as a complete jerk with a huge chip on your shoulder about Admin and Lefty's and cliques.

You really are a card accusing me of taking myself too seriously on here.

Jerk.

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 0:51
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Jerk is a word I find offensive, well when it is used against me.


Please refrain from using this word please.

neiltrodden Posted on 4/8 0:52
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Jerk is probably classed as "fair comment" in this case!

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 0:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Neil, no need to join in. I do have some respect for you. Unless you followed the trail, you don't know the history.


Ta.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 0:56
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Tug - Yeah, no problem at all mate, sorry to offend you.

I'm known for my verbosity you mutton headed doyle-pot.

Are you going to patronize The Fresh Ponce anymore before you go to bed tonight doyle-pot?



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neiltrodden Posted on 4/8 0:56
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'll shut up then.

Cobain_94 Posted on 4/8 0:59
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"This BerwickHillsBoro sounds a right coward too. Hitting somebody in the back of the head. Disgusting cheap shot."

Sorry just reading the thread through and picking out bits. I saw Berwick Hills grab the fresh ponce by the t shirt, there was then a bit of hand bags before mates from both sides pulled them apart. I didn't see a single punch thrown.

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tees_tug Posted on 4/8 1:04
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Cheers gill, I have no problem with doyle-pot. On the other hand mutton headed doyle-pot I am not so sure about.

Mutton headed doyle-pot tends to refer to a person based in the countryside rather than a industrious doyle-pot such as myself.

A plain doyle-pot will suffice in future, thank you.

Me and the Ponce are way below zero coooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 1:06
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

" you don't know the history."

Neither do I Tug. Please tell. You've been spoiling for a fight for years. Don't be going all concilliatory on me. Lets have a cyber war, here and now, on this fighting thread, you've called it on baby, i'm gonna punk your ass!!

Your shout!

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tees_tug Posted on 4/8 1:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Calm down Gill. This talk of fighting that poor Ponce has suffered will make you no hero.

It's not like we will bump into each other outside the Porthole Cafe and I will knock your liver and onion takeaway Sunday dinner out of your hands, and you will call me a jerk, then it all kicks off.

Go to bed. Play some country and Western. Load your six shooter.



And dream.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 1:37
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?



Okay.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 4/8 1:42
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Faggot is a poor word. Mincer would have been a better choice.

Motown_Junk Posted on 4/8 1:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

this thread is v entertaining in the off season long may it continue :-)

PaddlingBack Posted on 4/8 2:03
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I hope the ponce finds him and gives him the twatting he deserves.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 4/8 6:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Bob Dunkley's does a fantastic range of firearms. Not that I'm advocating shooting someone"

Thats my mates dads shop. Will try and get you discount

The_Fresh_Ponce was a decent member of this board, added abit of wit and humour

Briggsy you don't know the lad, so to approve of him getting jumped just because of a board persona is pathetic. Hes nothing like that in person, dont judge him til you know him

And no he does not have long black hair with pink in it

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 8:17
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Fresh Ponce is certainly the sort of character the Legend wouldn't mind having a pint with.

Get him back on. Immediately.

This stinks of double standards and hypocrisy from the clique.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 4/8 8:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Hes a sound lad and hes been banned for having an opinion that some people don't like

The boards been shiit lately, getting rid of him is one of the reasons

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 8:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The clique don't like people like the ponce, Lord David and Boro Maverick, Esky.

Mr Nicholls doesn't realise that a lot of people enjoy reading their funny quips and posts. He acts on behalf of his 6 or 7 mates on here. Rob you need to see the bigger picture. Your mates won't make you successful, you need to appeal to the wider audience. I used to love logging on to see the days comedy from Lord david etc and I'm sure many more did too.

Favourite biscuits and recitals of Wordsworth won't get your site many hits. The ponce et al will.

Get the ponce back online.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 4/8 8:54
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

*Waves goodbye and wipes tear from eye as Yarm_Legend is sent packing by angry clique members*

Earl_Divvy_of_Barrow Posted on 4/8 8:59
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Bring back Lord David!!

Shackerooni Posted on 4/8 9:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

And people say this board is going to the dogs.

There's some comedy gold on here, particularly from you Mr Legend. I don't recall you being the rough tough hardman you seem to portray. Perhaps the hard world of accountancy has toughened you up.

Hope the Fresh Ponce feels better soon, there's no need for what happened to him to happen to anyone.

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 9:42
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Is the ponce really that pink streaked clown from Whinney Banks?
He's been seen wearing a bandana and flip-flops to go to the match.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 9:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I don't recall you being popular either Rooni....oh, you weren't.

Shackerooni Posted on 4/8 10:06
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Oh boo hoo. My eyes are stinging with tears. What a shame I didn't make friends on my course, how will I ever recover from the shame of you bringing up something from over five years ago?

Luckily, I made plenty of friends in halls to go with my mates from home. What a relief! Phew indeed. Maybe one of the reasons why I wasn't so desperate to make friends on the course was that I wasn't an insufferable charmless fool desperate to bumlick the "popular" people on a Geography course....oh, you were.

Esky_North_Stand Posted on 4/8 10:08
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

boroboy, he does NOT have pink hair

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 10:17
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Has he dyed it a different colour?

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 10:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Cobain? Having seen it, are you saying the Ponce wasn't hit from behind?

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 10:27
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What, the Legend was part of 'the geography clique' back in the day?

I bet they all had stupid t-shirts with their names on!

This fantastic thread shows how many people bring their own agenda to the party no matter what the issue.

Ridsdale using the defence of doylism as a cover for his attack on middle class intellectual hypocrisy; the Legend using it to open a new front in his war against the pro-Mac clique; Boroboy making merry poking people through the bars with his stick; 'the clique' rallying to see off the dissident threat.

And peopel don't understand the unprincipled self interest involved in global geo-politics. Just look at this board!

Fischer Posted on 4/8 10:30
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Hang on, what's this? Accountancy? A geography degree? What happened to the authentic street-fighting voice of Teesside's working mens clubs? I feel like I've been had, and sadly not down the back of Strickland and Holts on a Wednesday night.

And I thought you were so BUTCH!

*flounces back to needlework in tears*

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 10:36
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Good post that Red Rebel made me laugh.

The Legend was part of no geography clique mark my words. Just a regular popular memeber of the course. I certainly did not hang round with many outside of lectures.

I was in the rugby clique though

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littlejimmy Posted on 4/8 10:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

This thread deserves an award. It's kept me entertained.

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 10:48
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The Entertaining Little Jimmy Award 2005?

Shackerooni Posted on 4/8 10:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The prosecution rests m'lud.

littlejimmy Posted on 4/8 10:50
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yes. It's a very prestigious award.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 4/8 10:54
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

what a pack of cocksuckers!

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 10:55
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'm not so sure about this, lj. It would be open to fixing and such other seedy activites. Who is to say whether you are entertained or not other than you? And who is to say here's a grand to say that you're entertained? (The winner, probably)

littlejimmy Posted on 4/8 10:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'm not that easily corruptable. Throw in a packet of wine gums and I might have a re-think.

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 11:05
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

This gets better.

Y.L. is a rugger bugger. The most borish life on earth. He and Shacks done geography or some other soft course at uni. And the boys from Yarm didn't get on to well.

There is some history behind these two. We need the full story. Did YL bully shacks at Yarm prep school?

One went on to be a hard case accountant, and the other is still going on.

Heading for a showdown.

janplanner Posted on 4/8 11:07
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i believe mr. rooni went to levendale primary. school of the stars.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 4/8 11:10
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

not getting on with fellow class students shows anti-social behaviour, and a grand lack of communicational skills and an unwillingness to integrate within a community.

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 11:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Would you want to integrate with a bunch of cagoule wearers who were passionate about Geography?

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 11:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I want to know what subject and what uni these two went to.

One now has a proper, if dull job. What do you do Shacks?

I hope it is more interesting than bean counting.

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 11:14
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Poor Ponce. No-ones gives a toss about him anymore. That was just the undercard. Now there are some real heavyweights lined up.

Let's get ready to rrrrrrrrumble.

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 4/8 11:15
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

yeah if I was doing a geography course I would as I would also be into geography, like all the other geeks.

why else do the course??

Shackerooni Posted on 4/8 11:19
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Cripes, we've woken up boroboy75. Now we are in trouble with some of his standard sweeping generalisations.

Mr Tug - we were both of Leicester university on the same course. I didn't know him beforehand and on here is the once place we've ever "talked". I work for an IT company as a consultant and write articles for magazines (not including FMTTM) on the side. Not very exciting but to be honest, a bloke paid to watch paint dry would have a livelier day to day working experience than an accountant.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 11:19
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

All degrees are shoite but I openly admit Geography was a tosh subject matter. Economic geography was my bag as opposed to physical (soils, weather blah blah blah).

Anyway, it merely served as tool to get shiotfaced for 3 years.

The_Commisar Posted on 4/8 11:24
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Indeed R_R, before long we will see the dinosaurs emerge from the undergrowth, trumpetting their supremecy, eager to stamp on the mamals before they take over.


PS, I never knew that geography attracted such a wide range of people.

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 11:27
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

You've taken control now Rids.

Its like marriage guidence. You ask the right questions now and they will unwittingly reveal the source of the dysfunctionality as they strive to place the blame.

Kiss and make up or no strings quickie?

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 11:28
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

So Legend, you studied population drift. And are an expert on such exciting subjects as spatial aspects of regression analysis, and use GIS software systems.

You have a collection of books by Peter A. Rogerson, and you are an expert statitition. How dull. Not at all like the horny handed persona on here.

sasboro Posted on 4/8 11:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i fancied doing a geography degree, but got put of by the compulsory wearing of a feece and driving an old land rover

Shackerooni Posted on 4/8 11:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'll give tees_tug a kiss.

From his promotional photos he looks like a dreamboat.

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 11:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yes, I have to agree. In real life, Shacks is slightly (by a whisker) more interesting then YL.

Cakes beats stats.

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 11:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

You've lost your position as neutral inquizator now Rids. You made a judgemental statement when really you needed a question. You've let us all down.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 11:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Never studied GIS Ridsdale.

Again, Accountancy is boring and I will be moving fields in the next 5 years or so but it pays a sh11t load of cash to fund my playboy lifestyle.

PS : The only books I have in my collection revolve around football, beer and porn.

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 11:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

tees_tug in clique leaning shocker!

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 11:39
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I might have to edit some of that then.


YL, you should allow your creative side a bit more leeway. Make yourself more interesting. Be a lion tamer.

Fischer Posted on 4/8 11:42
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

From the authentic voice of the working men's clubs to jet-setting international playboy in just over a week!

Do you really read books about beer?

boro_bliss Posted on 4/8 11:56
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yarm_Legend, Shackerooni said that he could not be bothered to interact with you while he has been to the university, because of your caracter.
I can fully understand Shack....

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 11:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

BB75: Rids is repositioning himself within the fold as a maverick fellow traveller of the clique. I'v eheard he has subscribed to the internal newsletter. When's the next edition of your fine publication out? Did you get my bit on Marxist footballers?

Shackerooni Posted on 4/8 12:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Wassat Mr Rebel? That means my "Footballers who are also goths" won't see the light of day till the next newsletter.

Bloody hell.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 12:02
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Haven't you got an obituary to write for yourself Boro Bliss?

Please go and pretend to be dead elsewhere.

This is no place for the afterlife.

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 12:03
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Wolfie, it must have got lost in the post.

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 12:07
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

You said that about my bit on Soviet club badges BB75. This is political censorship. Typical of you bloody cliquists.

boro_bliss Posted on 4/8 12:10
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Y_L, that proves my theory of your caracter even further....

What about changing your name, Y_L?
'Abuse legend' would fit so very well....

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 4/8 12:11
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

do you mean 'character'?

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 12:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I don't need to change my name..

I've never claimed to be dead nor offended every single board member in such a manner.

boro_bliss Posted on 4/8 12:16
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

But you abuse people all the time, especially me, although I have not done anything to you.
You enjoy having a go at others. You have a bad character. End of.

Fischer Posted on 4/8 12:17
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I wasn't offended, I'm an easy-going chap. The only things that get me angry are the spatial aspects of regression analysis.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 12:21
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Fischer... you've made good progress. If you get over the hurdle of GIS you can definitely beat Spatial aspects of regresion analysis!!

Anyway, less of this talk about regression or Boro Bliss might start trying to recall her days as Mendi6!!

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 12:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Rids is repositioning himself within the fold as a maverick fellow traveller of the clique"

Rids is dead. You cannot reinvent, that would be like Martin Luther King turning up on Big Brother or something.

The days of Rids and Ghandi have, like Monroe and Jimmy Dean, passed. Where were you when Rids got shot?

boro_bliss Posted on 4/8 12:24
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I am glad that I am not like you, Y_L.

Oh and I have kept all the insults you have thrown towards me.

Obviously you don't have a life.
It's a bit sad.

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 12:24
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Y_L, be careful! It's bad spelling of it that sets him off! *hides*

post_edit Posted on 4/8 12:26
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

for y_l

Look, up in the trees! Accountants. The long day's accounts are done
and they gather here in the Reigate Woods to sing accountancy shanties.


'Twas in my youth I ran away
To accountancy one day
With pen and paper collar and stud
Accountancy was in my blood
I'll scribble away and balance the books and sing an accountancy shanty!
I chartered an accountant at the age of twenty-one
I'll scribble away and balance the books and sing an accountancy shanty!
So raise a glass of medium-dry sherry
To the golden age of VAT
I'll scribble away and balance the books and sing an accountancy shanty!

Ah, it's a rare sight for this part of Reigate....

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Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 12:26
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Oh and I have kept all the insults you have thrown towards me.

Obviously you don't have a life.
It's a bit sad."

Obviously you don't either.

Add that to the invention of your death in your free time. I'd say you're the biggest sad case on here.

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 12:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

post_edit, what a great bit of poetry, I can imagine the inns of Yarm filling with a version of that come a Friday evening.

Sez_Les_Boro Posted on 4/8 12:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Hey, this is better than Telly any day !!

Do carry on.

*sits back and folds arms*

post_edit Posted on 4/8 12:30
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

its even better when you hear the monty python gang singing it...

boro_bliss Posted on 4/8 12:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The whole thing was a panic reaction. You have absolutely no idea why I have done it.
I have apologized many times, but you have heavily abused me so many times, did I ever get an apology from you? No, of course not.
You are just an abusive keyboard warrior, who thinks he is big and clever.

red_rebel Posted on 4/8 12:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Tugsdale:

I was extending fraternal greetings to the brave workers of Cuba on the night Ridsdale was iced in a driveby as well you know.

Had I been here I would have called for an immediate general strike to bring down the hated facist adminstasi junta.

But you are right, I should not raise the spectre of the faggot-bashing loose cannon Ridsdale. He has been airbrushed from history. Batman is dead. Long live SuperTug.

This thread is a fantastic cliquefest white noise squabble. Its a cert to get 1,000 so long as we can drag Sas and Scoea in to.


--- Post edited by red_rebel on 4/8 12:34 ---

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 12:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Some jokes for Y_L;

Q. When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A. When he realizes that he does not have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Q. What does an accountant use for birth control?
A. His personality.

Q. Why did the accountant stare at a glass of orange juice for three hours?
A. Because on the box it said "Concentrate".

Q. What is an actuary?
A. An accountant without the sense of humour.

Q: How do you save a drowning accountant?
A: Take your foot off their head.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: What did the terrorist that hijacked a plane full of accountants do?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

Q: What's brown and black and looks good on an accountant?
A: A Doberman Pincher

Q: Why did the Auditor cross the road?
A: Because he did it last year!

Q: What do you call 500 accountants at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

Q: Why are they putting the accountants at the bottom of the ocean?
A: They found out that deep down they're really not so bad.

Q: Why did God create economists?
A: So accountants would have someone to laugh at!

Q: What is the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A: A tragedy is a ship full of accountants going down in a storm.... A catastrophe is when they can all swim!

Q: Who was the world's first accountant?
A: Adam. He turned a leaf and made an entry!

Q: What's the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Q: What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Q: How does an accountant hunt elephants?
A: By placing GAAPs all across Africa and hoping elephants will fall in.

tees_tug Posted on 4/8 12:34
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Another one;

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."

The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."

"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

SidSnot Posted on 4/8 12:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What's an Accountant's favourite porn position?

Double Entry

I'll get my coat...

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 13:25
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The vampire joke is better applied towards solicitors and lawyers.

missimo Posted on 4/8 13:47
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why would I even be mentioned? Fair enough I'm in the Empire most Saturdays but I know violence is not the answer.

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 13:57
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Lennie_Godber Posted on 4/8 14:09
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

blimey, what a palaver! how i love a good stir. the boy is my hero.

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 14:11
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I had a good night out last night with the lad 'who battered the fresh ponce'. It's funny how characters can clash.

captain5 Posted on 4/8 14:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Woolyback??

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 14:14
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

i didn't get that far

boroboy75 Posted on 4/8 14:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

shaun, is he regular in Cassidy's too?

shaun_84 Posted on 4/8 14:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yes, it was me who they were fighting over

BerwickHillsBoro Posted on 4/8 17:20
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Funny what happens when the board decide to play chinese whispers.

For the record, I did punch Ponce but I was NOTHING to do with him getting a caning outside (I didn't know anything about this until yesterday) and also nothing to do with the board (I'm rarely on here to be honest. Goes to prove I wasn't the only one who didn't take kindly to the way he talks to people when he's drunk. I had met Ponce only a couple of times before Saturday and was happy that he was nothing like his board persona. On Saturday he felt the need to talk to me like he talks to people when he's sat behind a keyboard. I defy you Yarm Legend and tees tug to put up with someone speaking to you like that and see how quickly you turn the other cheek.

Incidentally, Ponce reported me to the Police but after speaking to him, the copper informed me that he is a "tvvat". Not my words and I'm not too proud of what happened but if someone can work that out in 30 seconds then it goes to show something.

Strange that you'll offer out threats on here Ponce but didn't when we were talking outside afterwards......

sunset_over_ici Posted on 4/8 17:28
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Just when things were quietening down...

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 17:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Fresh Ponce.

I'm very disappointed that you went to the police. No fisty cuffs should ever result in that unless it goes to far and this sounds to me like handbags more than a beating.

I agree with retribution but not police action. I don't see how you will get retribution now as fighting fire with fire should result in BHillsBoro getting revenge by going to the old Bill.

Come on Ponce. What were you playing at.

20_Briggsy Posted on 4/8 17:32
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

He reported you to the police after HE opened his big gob? Thats not very 'cool' is it.

If you ask me he got everything that was coming to him. Hopefully he got some sense knocked into him, or his gob will get him into more trouble in the future I have no doubt.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 17:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

PS BHills

I don't have a gripe with you punching him. But on the back of the head is a cowardly act as you're catching the person off guard.

If you're going to ruck I firmly believe it should be toe to toe, face to face.

--- Post edited by Yarm_Legend on 4/8 17:34 ---

Lennie_Godber Posted on 4/8 17:37
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

well, the protagonists need to speak.
anyway, now the fp is banned n has been battered. all his detractors should rest at ease, feel justice has been done, n try to get over the outrage he has caused them.

BigAlThePostie Posted on 4/8 17:39
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Never a dull moment!!!!

One of the best threads ever!!

*Doffs cap*

BerwickHillsBoro Posted on 4/8 17:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

YL not sure how you can punch someone in the face while their back is turned...I must have bendy arms or something?

He had plenty of chance to gain retribution there and then and didn't...does that suggest he's rounding up a gang for next time he sees me? Who's the coward in that case?

MsCurly Posted on 4/8 17:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I like both chaps really, if truth be told, but boys will be boys, these things happen.

I really think it should be over and done with now, not perpetuated here.

Sorry for being all sensible, but I don't like fighting.

The_GOAT Posted on 4/8 17:41
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It's all a bit soft really isn't it? People getting falling in love with someone and finding him hilarious because what he says annoys people 'up above'. People getting wet because someone causes a ruckus. Someone yet again, using the messageboard to cry 'victim' from beyond the grave again. Then at the end we find out that the threats appear to be wafer-thin because the victim went to the police.

If you were going to do it, why would you advertise it?


'YL not sure how you can punch someone in the face while their back is turned...I must have bendy arms or something?'

Mr Fantastic?

--- Post edited by The_GOAT on 4/8 17:43 ---

PaddlingBack Posted on 4/8 17:42
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Poncey's gunna get yer!

Freedom_Bear Posted on 4/8 17:47
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The bear stands by the ponce. The bear is disgusted by this act of violence. If somebody speaks to you in a disrespecful tone or whatever, then that is no excuse to go punching them. The bear would have punched thousands upon thousands of people had this been the case.

BerwickHillsBoro Posted on 4/8 17:47
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Post of the thread Curly.....

Lennie_Godber Posted on 4/8 17:47
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

yeah, but its a message board, its not 'real', its like a playground, some people like to act up. you dont take it serious, its a larf, innit?

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 17:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Bear.

The_GOAT Posted on 4/8 17:50
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

'I had met Ponce only a couple of times before Saturday and was happy that he was nothing like his board persona. On Saturday he felt the need to talk to me like he talks to people when he's sat behind a keyboard.'


In other words, it wasn't because of what happened on the board.

PaddlingBack Posted on 4/8 17:51
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Always nice to hear from the bear!

BerwickHillsBoro Posted on 4/8 17:52
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If that was aimed at me Lennie you'll find I've already stated that Saturday was nothing to do with what hes like here.

PaddlingBack Posted on 4/8 17:53
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

So you scared then? coward.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 4/8 18:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

no, it wasnt aimed at you, bhb, im not making judgements, i did above, i admit, cos i was annoyed about it, cos it aint nice, is it? but i wasnt there, so i cant really say anything, can i? ive met you, you always seem like a friendly person, but i guess its a lads + alcohol thing.

Freedom_Bear Posted on 4/8 18:03
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The bear believes bhb obviously can't handle his alcohol.

SidSnot Posted on 4/8 18:06
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

How do you get an accountant to empty your bin for you?

Let him see you drop a 1p piece in it...

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 18:07
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Please could you give us a prediction of the empire next Saturday Bear.

Will BHills stay at home?
Will Ponce roll up with a mob?
Will Ponce take him or get hurt again?
Will they kiss and make up?

Look in your crystal ball and tell us what's going to happen.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 4/8 18:08
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Please could you give us a prediction of the empire next Saturday Bear.

Will BHills stay at home?
Will Ponce roll up with a mob?
Will Ponce take him or get hurt again?
Will they kiss and make up?

Look in your crystal ball and tell us what's going to happen.

micky_k86 Posted on 4/8 18:10
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

My money's on a gang war; with many casualties.

PaddlingBack Posted on 4/8 18:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

That will spice things up.

Freedom_Bear Posted on 4/8 18:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The bear predicts both bhb and ponce to be there. The bear expects bhb to apologise, and for it to end amicably. For now.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 4/8 18:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I'd imagine there's more chance of the bear getting a prediction right.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 18:47
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"but i guess its a lads + alcohol thing."

I think thats highly judgemental of BHB's part and belittles his explanation of events. In our haste to defend our favourites we have to strive to be fair and even handed. It sounds to me like ONE lad and his alcohol was at the root of this. The same lad who's pride in his alcohol intake on here virtually defines him.

BHB's account of the incident reads fair, clear and sober to me.

The plot sickened when the police became involved. Before that it was a story of pride and honour. While we still have some light in going to daub "Ponce Is A Grass" on my gable in 4 foot letters. For clarification, in two foot letters and in brackets i'll daub "just a grass, not a ponce, thats just his name."

MsCurly Posted on 4/8 19:00
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Erm....despite mentioning not perpetuating the whole thing, I said I would pass this message on from Ponce, so here it is.

'Not sure what the police told you, but i didnt actually phone. it was my mates girlfriend who rang them. Oh, and in reference to something said about me not back down, I never back down, it's not in my nature. thats probably why i get into so much trouble. I wont be changing though.'

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 19:06
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I believe him, he's a good kid at heart and thats a relief. NO need for the boys in blue to be busying themselves..they have enough to do catching speeding motorists.

GoBoro Posted on 4/8 19:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Rematch: 13 August 2005

5 pm near Planet Burgerland outside the Riverside

Lennie_Godber Posted on 4/8 19:53
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

oh, bla bla fkin bla.


COME ON YOU RE-EEEEEEEDDDDDSSSSS-AH!!!!

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 20:00
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Up The Boro!!!

micky_k86 Posted on 4/8 20:08
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

So is this it then? Over?

Oh and COME ON BORO!

FW_2 Posted on 4/8 20:09
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Who is this 'Boro' you speak of??

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 20:17
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

FW2 - A bunch o bums who can't pass a football. We try not to talk about them tbh.

FW_2 Posted on 4/8 20:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Never heard of 'em. Sound rubbish.

Would you care for a campari and soda?

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 20:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why not, it's after 7 in the morning. I'll toast yer recent birthday, sorry you didn't get your electronic beat-greet this year. Sorry you didn't get one last year either, foolish, feckless fool I am. Ching, ching anyway my darling FW2.

micky_k86 Posted on 4/8 20:26
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I think I prefer the fistycuffs.

Cobain_94 Posted on 4/8 20:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

"Oh, and in reference to something said about me not back down, I never back down, it's not in my nature. thats probably why i get into so much trouble. I wont be changing though.'"

It was me who said that, alot of my mates are the same, I prefer to enjoy my night out rather then worry about a sh_itty bit of macho pride though. Probably explains why I haven't ever been in a fight.

FW_2 Posted on 4/8 20:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The sun is most definitely over the yardarm.

And speaking of birthdays, don't feel bad because I forgot yours too. But hey, aren't we at the stage now where we forget them on purpose? Birthdays, they're so passe...

Come on micky, join in. You know you want to. We don't bite. Well, only if you ask nicely.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 20:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Micky, there's a good chance of it erupting again once FW2's had a few campari's and soda. Sober, you couldn't wish to meet a nicer girl bit in drink, her fiery Irish blood angries up.

FW_2 Posted on 4/8 20:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Why, I oughta....

... get out of here. Night night.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 20:38
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

FW2 - Are you still on that tees.ac email address? can you access it from home? Like to email yer.

FW_2 Posted on 4/8 20:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Yes indeedy. I look forward to it.

Gillandi Posted on 4/8 20:53
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It's winging on its fantabulous way.

iggy_pop_barker Posted on 4/8 21:30
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Morning BHB.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 5/8 8:19
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Another day of abuse up to the top.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 8:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Legend, you are loving this aren't you? Do you see it as your way into the clique?

Yarm_Legend Posted on 5/8 8:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I think this thread is the best one ever posted on the rivals network!

Now you mention it this could be the distraction that brings down the clique albeit I think they've scurried off back to their holes at the moment.

The Legend is a lone lion. Picking off the herd one at a time but the best way to hunt is to get them all in the one place and then pounce (ponce!!).

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 8:43
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Thanks to freedom fighters like yourself and Bandito, the clique have been on the back foot for a while.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 8:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Lion Power! Bear Power! It's a jungle out there.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 9:02
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Bandito and Yarm_Legend are well in the clique Mr Bear.

I play football with Bandito once a week and Legend has spent much of this thread trying to start his own clique and trying to buddy up to people and laughing at their jokes.

The revolution has about as much effort behind it as one of Michael Rickett's attempts to get fit in pre-season.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 5/8 9:11
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I am part and will be no part of a clique.

I don't need to meet people from a messageboard in the pub before a game of football, nor arrange to play football with them thanks. I will stick with my many mates of many years. Why don't you?

That's right. You are incapable of making friends in real life.

Run along now and have a lively debate about cakes and cup of tea, reading poetry at a pub (laughing in your face at that one) and possibly make some more cyber friends along the way.

You're boring. This thread is not for bores such as yourself.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 9:18
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Oh please stop. Your cleverness is staggering.

The only person on here who is boring is you chuckles.

I hadn't realised this had turned into a "count the number of friends away from the message board" competition. If I had, maybe I would've tried harder to make friends with more knobjockeys like yourself so that I didn't just have the sackful of friends I do have.

When am I reading poetry in a pub by the way? You've got your wires crossed there baldie. I was going to do some stand-up for Rob, but now I can't. Get your facts straight slaphead.

You hold as about as much interest as a year old copy of the Daily Star with each page covered in tramp excrement.

Grow up and grow some more hair.

--- Post edited by Shackerooni on 5/8 9:19 ---

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 9:25
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The bear congratulates Yarm_Legend on his ability to get a bite. Shackerooni's response highlights the problems the clique currently have.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 9:31
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

That depends on your perspective Bear old fruit. I post taking the mick (usually out of myself) while our accountant friend thinks he's a working class hero bigshot with a quality collection of literature about "beer, football and porn".

He's probably gone off to check his hairline.

When's the new Bear column for the clique newsletter out?

MsCurly Posted on 5/8 9:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Erm........not to be pedantic (well maybe a little) but lions don't hunt, the lionesses do all that stuff while the menfolk lay around on their lazy, hairy arses waiting to be fed.

Capybara Posted on 5/8 9:44
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

One has had every intention of staying away from this rather silly thread but that outbreak of zoological pedantry on the part of MsCurly has caused one to rise and applaud.

Yarm_Legend Posted on 5/8 9:46
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I don't even need to worry about bait when you've got fools such as this nibbling on every welly and shopping trolley wheel in the river.

When's your next installment of 'I've been dumped by my girlfriend' Skackerooni? Could it be because you're dull as fccuk and they quickly realise you are boring. An ugly fccuk to boot too. I'd hate to see the standard of the moose you pull.

Ugly with no personality to match. Were you cursed at birth?

YouAreMyBoro Posted on 5/8 9:47
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Absolutely fantastic thread, jumping from topic to topic like 2 drunks conversing whilst drinking gin with a blue wkd mixer (tastes nice at the time but isn't that sensible by the way).

The number of rivalries and fights on a fight related thread has had me laughing all morning.

My quote of the thread has to be RAZ with his 'bunch of cocksuckers' remark. Comedy gold: it's funny 'cos it's true.

*sticks tongue firmly in cheek*

Fischer Posted on 5/8 9:48
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

NB I'll be reading speckyget's poem "29204" at the Blue Lounge pub on Linthorpe Road at approximately 10.15pm on Wednesday 10th August.

speckyget Posted on 5/8 9:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Well if Mr bara's weighing in I might as well vent my spleen at some of the frankly accountantist jibes on this multi tiered tone painting of a thread.

Hang, heads, shame in.


You make a good job there Herr Fischler. And I see it more as a 'rap' by the way, as everyone knows poems are for homosexualists who know very little about being hard and fighting others.

--- Post edited by speckyget on 5/8 9:51 ---

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 9:56
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The bear discourages fighting, especially when hard. This could lead to all sorts of complications.

Fischer Posted on 5/8 9:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Rap schmap. I've been after a gay following for years, and now this opportunity has reared its head, I intend to seize it. Along with anything else that comes to hand.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 9:58
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

And there was me thinking Legend had bit to my post from 9:02.

Ah well.

Classy arguing skills from the Legend once again. I don't seem to recall you being the very model of a man at university. Last time I saw you your acne was still flaring up. Not nice. As for birds, I'm not saying anything considering your bird voted at the election based on the advice of her gran. What an intellectual marvel she must be. The nights must fly by as you read your books on beer in the dusty back-street working mens clubs of Yarm.

Capybara Posted on 5/8 9:59
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What's it about, Fisch?

Fischer Posted on 5/8 10:01
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

It's about six verses. Should only take me five minutes.

speckyget Posted on 5/8 10:07
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Harrumph.

*makes letter K with fingers*

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 10:12
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Does it contain the words 'bitching', 'mofo', 'crack-ho' or 'snizzle'?

Fischer Posted on 5/8 10:13
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

All in the first line. Speckyget is the board's own 50 Pence.

Capybara Posted on 5/8 10:15
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Verses? Verses??!1

I would expect any pome of specky's to come in stanzas.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 10:19
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Hey lads, you don't want to be talking about poetry. Yarm Legend and the lads from the rugby club will be around to duff you up.

Chutney Posted on 5/8 10:20
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Christ, I wish I wasn't busy this morning - this looks like tremendous fun.

And maybe capy could clarify the definition of a bite - surely the fisher can't just declare a bite to have occurred, whether they're an utterly unrespected Yarm Accountant or not.

And for the record, Shack's latest squeeze is a complete slag, and I've told him as much.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 10:22
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

I thought it was a haiku for the urban generation?

speckyget Posted on 5/8 10:22
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

For your information Mr ebel it's almost impossible to get anything to rhyme with mofo. Crack-ho is even harder.

Er....



D'OH!!!1

Fischer Posted on 5/8 10:23
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

The rugby club are coming round? Hey, I know I said I wanted a gay following but I didn't think it would be this quick!

*licks finger and smooths eyebrow*

Capybara Posted on 5/8 10:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Erk!1 Declaring the precise definition of a bite is too much of a burden for these less-than-ample shoulders. Though Mr Utney has removed the hammer from his tool-belt and struck the nail firmly and full-square on the head with his observation that a statement from the angler of bitten-ness scarcely constitutes ample demonstration of said 'fact'. 'It was this big. Honest.'

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 10:29
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

haiku: a Japanese
poem with just
seventeen syl

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 10:33
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

What Mr Get can't do with seventeen syllables isn't worth knowing.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 5/8 10:35
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

A haiku not being
Masculine: preposterous.
Ooo look, babycham...

boroboy75 Posted on 5/8 10:40
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

They've congregated, and now the thread is crawling with them.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 10:45
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Now you are here we are quorate.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 10:49
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Red hearts ripple
sea of cheering dreams
ball hits net. whistle.

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 10:56
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Boroboy75

micky_k86 Posted on 5/8 11:38
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

This is more like the fistycuffs I was after.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 11:45
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

Wait till Tug gets here with his industrial sized wooden spoon. Then the sparks will really fly.

Hey Bear, are you coming on the clique trip to Whitby? BB75 has booked the bus. You can share with Gillandi.

St_George_Dragon Posted on 5/8 11:45
re: Who battered the fresh ponce?

If I go into the Black Bull tonight, and see a baldy bloke whistling rugby songs whilst reading porn and an ugly bloke reciting poetry to a slapper, in the same vicinity of each other, can I expect to see some action?

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 11:55
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The bear has his own clique.

Team Freedom Bear. Smells like rats.

extratomato Posted on 5/8 12:00
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Can we wrap this thread up now please.

I have had to move the TV onto the computer monitor as I cannot take my eyes off either. This thread is winning - laughing out loud at every post.

I have never met you Mr Shack but after reading your posts. I suspect you have hirsuite and fiscal issues.

Keep up the good work on Y_L he appears to be an angry young man desperate to be accepted into a group he spends all day slagging off.

tees_tug Posted on 5/8 12:03
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A great soap. It's all about history. I seem to remember shacks saying his dad was a 'respected Yarm accountant'. Also he said his dad was pressurising into getting a 'proper job'.

"Son, look at Legends lad, nine till five then out with his mates."

The thing is, Shacks has the double entry book-keeping DNA in him and won't resist the call for ever.

boroboy75 Posted on 5/8 12:06
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Tug, maybe he isn't cut out for accountancy because he was in the remedial Maths class, at Yarm Prep.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 12:09
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Mr Tomato - no fiscal or hirsute issues for me sadly. Nothing to worry about up top and I'm working in IT, I'm paid nicely thanks.

Mr Tug - I've got a proper job you big hunk. Although the passing down of the family business may be an avenue I can't avoid forever. I'll turn the office into a nightclub in homage to the old (now removed) disco dancefloor from the Claggy Mat.

--- Post edited by Shackerooni on 5/8 12:10 ---

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 12:13
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Looking for a bite boroboy? You'll have to do better than that. Any sensible old sausage would know there isn't a "remedial" maths class at either Yarm school. Perhaps I just didn't want to be an accountant. Heaven forbid indeed!!!

How's your glittering career going? Managed to complete Grand Theft Auto yet?

boroboy75 Posted on 5/8 12:20
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I completed that ages ago.
My career's going fine, thanks.
My hard work at university paid off. Not everyone takes the easy route of a 'Mickey Mouse' course at a tin-pot university.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 12:26
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My my, insulting Yarm_Legends educational choices isn't good news for the anti-clique clique.

Glad to hear all is well with you though, I was worried for your mental state when you admitted that you couldn't be any less amusing if you tried.

(await repeated comment about the fanzine)

Chutney Posted on 5/8 12:35
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Not being as subtle or ironic as these fancy dan Yarm types, I tend to take everything literally.

Which is why a "mickey Mouse" course at a "tin pot" university sounds to me, frankly, absolutely brilliant.

You can stick your Oxbridge MAs up your jacksie - give me watching cartoons in an establishment resembling Inspector Gadget's shed any day.

littlejimmy Posted on 5/8 12:40
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I'm reeling here. I never knew Shack could be so nasty! Go on, son!

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 12:50
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The bear states that the mickey mouse course is actually a course in being a mickey mouse. It is not a cartoon course. ffs. Literally, my bottom.

Chutney Posted on 5/8 12:58
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The Bear appears to be posting out of duty rather than necessity.

Come on, make a contribution, lad.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 13:01
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Mr Chutney - the Bear is probably too busy sorting out the annual pre-season clique barbeque. He's got to get the bunting and a house band sorted out by tomorrow.

tees_tug Posted on 5/8 13:02
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So tell us Shacks, were you the outdoor physical geography type. Or the indoor Yarm_Legend human geography statistics real man sort?

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 13:07
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I studied the same course as him, see that puts us both in the namby-pamby Human Geography camp. I don't enough have a kagoule....(sobs).

tees_tug Posted on 5/8 13:12
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Killer question. Who got the best degree?

speckyget Posted on 5/8 13:16
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"I don't enough have a kagoule"

Typing in Swedish and translating it isn't big and isn't Grosbløskånk.

Freedom_Bear Posted on 5/8 13:20
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The bear will always educate those in need.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 13:20
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To aid the debate and conjure up a bit of the Geog Soc atmosphre here's some geography students letting their hair down (those that have some).

--- Post edited by red_rebel on 5/8 13:20 ---

Link: Let's get physical

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 13:20
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Now come on Mr Tug. If that's not dangling the stirring carrot that little bit further I don't know what is. You're a cheeky one, I'll give you that, looking for a little extra juice in this debate.

I got a 2:1, nearing First territory.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 13:24
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I'm going for the balding gadge in blue with a girlie scarf and compensatory beard as the Legend. Which one's Shack?

tees_tug Posted on 5/8 13:24
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Where's Desmond Legend gone then?

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 13:29
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Mr Rebel - I'm clearly the bloke in the white shirt at the bottom. He's got the poise for it.

Chutney Posted on 5/8 13:39
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Wouldn't this be closer?

Link: Get down!

boroboy75 Posted on 5/8 13:55
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Looks like they've got poor tug surrounded.
Soon his induction will be complete.

tees_tug Posted on 5/8 14:35
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Boroboy. No surrender. I play them at their own game.




My time will come.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 5/8 14:51
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hello. xxx

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 14:55
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Poor Tug's looking a bit battered and bruised.

I think Specky caught him with a low meta-physical sonnet then Shack followed up by shotting a hepcat blank verse beat poet medley straight at his face. Don't mess with intellectuals.

tees_tug Posted on 5/8 15:07
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Rebel, stop these malicious rumours. I am completely unscathed.




My pen is mightier than yours. So there.

Shackerooni Posted on 5/8 15:09
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I wouldn't say unscathed tugster, you've practically had smackers planted on you from all quarters, and clique lipstick is a bugger to shift.

Gillandi Posted on 5/8 16:20
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I haven't got the foggiest idea what anybody's talking about but this is the most fun I've had on this board, without actually laughhing out loud, for a very long time.

red_rebel Posted on 5/8 18:06
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Sheite. I was following you.

red_rebel Posted on 7/8 22:57
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Hoof. For Biccy. For the Kagoule-Legend's latest tales of the crack in the Actuary's Arms. And for the results from this this weekend's heavyweight bouts at the Empire.

boroboy75 Posted on 8/8 15:14
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Did he grace the Empire with his presence on Saturday?

john_lillie Posted on 8/8 15:16
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booboy desperatly hoofs in an attempt to get a massive thread.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 8/8 17:31
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he's gone. solid gone.

red_rebel Posted on 27/12 23:39
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Hoof... in anticipation of "thread of the year" posts.

red_rebel Posted on 27/12 23:39
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Hoof... in anticipation of "thread of the year" posts.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 28/12 13:18
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How cool can one be, I hear you ask. Very, is the answer.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 28/12 13:36
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I didn't hear anyone ask.

Depends on your interpretation of "cool" I suppose.

micky_k86 Posted on 30/12 12:13
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This was a cracking thread.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 30/12 12:53
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Yeah, man.

barmyboroboy Posted on 30/12 13:08
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Lennie, I have a Fao:- for you slightly down the page in case you have not seen?

boroboy75 Posted on 4/1 13:29
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Was any form of retribution exacted?

sasboro Posted on 4/1 13:31
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yes, he sent his mum round

boroboy75 Posted on 4/1 13:34
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More likely that she stopped delivering his mail.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 4/1 13:37
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