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The_Commisar Posted on 3/9 16:16
Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Or summat.
The man is now posting on the makem board, and I have started to goad him, cos I don't like the fekker frankly.
However, I recall the night the wheels came off and he blew up on the board, I'm wondering am I actually right to prod him witha sharpened stick
He still refers to everyone from Boro as kiddie fiddlers.

mcbrid Posted on 3/9 16:18
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Fair game then.

Prod on Tommy

davo44 Posted on 3/9 17:56
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

how can you be so cruel to sucha nice man - he used to write for fmttm you know and drink in Dr Browns.

You'd never catch me being horrible to such a true football fan.









Cogeur_le_Conq Posted on 3/9 18:13
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Don't you mean BigAltheBogieman?

Gillandi Posted on 3/9 22:38
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We should cherish characters like Ian, not mock them.

Where's the love?


Link: Gill sings an ode to Ian.

red_rebel Posted on 3/9 22:40
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That night when the first degree wordy headcase imploded before our eyes was pathetic, sad, frightning and compelling. It would make a great radio drama.

Send the GOAT in. I think that would make his demons shudder.

Buggerlugs Posted on 3/9 22:42
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Gillandi

KrivoyRog Posted on 3/9 22:45
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Gillandi............words fail me!!!

You are rocketing up my all time hero list.

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 3/9 22:46
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Gillandi,

I'm sat here with tears rolling down my face. That is absolutely superb.

Yours in fits of laughter

Harry Secombe.

Buggerlugs Posted on 3/9 22:48
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Come on then Glen, what's the story from the masters and your ulcerous leg?

Motown_Junk Posted on 3/9 22:51
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Now thats what i call a tune

red_rebel Posted on 3/9 22:52
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I've just spat red wine all over the monitor screen. Work of genius.

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 3/9 22:53
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

What the one where I caught Suicidal Syd leaving after we'd knocked his beloved Scumbags out of the masters. I'd just nipped out for a quick p155 and there was everyone's least favourtie scumbag in his ususal lumberjack shirt sneaking off.

I shouted to him, but he disappeared quicker than Zenden being shown a big case of wonga in a hotel in the North West.

He did managed to shout something when he got down two flights something about the usual kiddy fiddler stuff.

He then proceeded to make up a story on how he offered me out etc.... when he was safely tucked up behind his high security keyboard.

Yawn.

As for the leg - it's been healed for a year now. Badly scared but I can walk again.

--- Post edited by Glen_Tilbrook on 3/9 22:54 ---

Tim_Westwood Posted on 3/9 22:54
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

rolllllllllllly pollllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy

you big fat bastaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Gillandi Posted on 3/9 22:58
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It wrote itself. That "trophyless load of poo" line took a few takes...kept breaking down laughing myself.


Glenn - Shoulda told ter really but but he emailed me asking after yer and told me he was gonna be at the last Masters. When I emailed him back saying I hoped the result hadn't spoilt his day he said he didn't actually go inside the venue and watch. Just hung around outside. Like normal people do.

Eddie_Catflap Posted on 3/9 23:04
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Fookin genius that really is brilliant Gill

--- Post edited by Eddie_Catflap on 3/9 23:04 ---

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 3/9 23:05
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Gillandi -

I am gutted I didn't go this year now. Bet he was stood outside the Metro Arena in his nice blue 'I'm a lumberjack' shirt waiting for hours as usual like he did at Gilzeans a couple of years ago and no-one turned up then either.

Mind you he wouldn't have been far away from his favourite haunt while he was waiting - how could he resist the temptation?

Link: They've Even Lit It Up For Him Now.

KrivoyRog Posted on 3/9 23:05
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Gillandi.........there is still a vacant slot for this years Eurovision song contest. Oh, yes, I can just see it now..........

Terry W - "righteho, dat was the Slovenian entry, "Boom bang a bonky bong" and now here's our UK entry , here is Gillandi, singing "Roly Poly", knock em dead, fella!"

Gillandi - "Oh roly poly, fat frustrated Geordie......"

Gillandi Posted on 3/9 23:10
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Kriv.

Come on now, I'm okay but I aint no Brotherhood Of Man.

moxzin Posted on 3/9 23:17
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Gillandi - I now recognise what I should have known all along - you're a legend.

number_10 Posted on 3/9 23:41
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT

IS

BRILLIANT

Gillandi Posted on 3/9 23:42
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Thanks Mox but don't let it change our delicate relationship on this board will yer. Don't be getting all obsequious on me, I want exactly the same scorn and disrespect from yer that i usually get, okay? But if yer've got any Johnny Cash requests? Anything from his main catalogue. Nowt from his heavy, Gospel Road period.

--- Post edited by Gillandi on 3/9 23:47 ---

speckyget Posted on 3/9 23:46
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Now I know what these holes on the side of my head are for.


*Kisses mat*


Gack, that fkin dog!!!1

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 0:22
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Specky No disrespect intended in the song to our much loved and just ever so slightly myopic brethren btw.

moxzin Posted on 4/9 0:48
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Don't worry Gillandi I'm sure the old delicate dynamic will be back soon. Although at the moment its just quiet awe

As for a J Cash number, Rock Island Line or When the Man Comes Around please, two great bookends, as it were, I await your response with interest.

Erm, yer git.

uncle_harry Posted on 4/9 0:58
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

careful Mr Andi

Hank
hears
all

The_GOAT Posted on 4/9 0:58
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I for one did noy like it. After all the variations of the description of 'scruffy tramp' thrown about I had created a mental image of a Great Uncle Bulgaria. Oh well.

You should see relfys myspace. It looks like he's posing for Vogue.

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 1:14
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Uncle Harry - Didn't know Hank ever did the song, but your right, i should make apologies to Fred Rose, the original author of Roly Poly and Bob Wills's band for recording the backing track in case anyone was thinking I had a 5 piece band awaiting my instruction in my bedroom. I just changed the words. I was gonna call it "Roly Poly (An Ode To Ian) but didnt have enough space and I wanted to personalise it as much as I could for maximum cringe effect. As long as the man himself shuffles uneasily in his chair for a few minutes, my work will be done.


Hope everyone still thinks i'm a legend.

Mox - Those are not two "I made earlier" but I'm onto them like a ferret up a drainpipe.

--- Post edited by Gillandi on 4/9 1:17 ---

karembeu_ca Posted on 4/9 1:37
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Gill, that is one of the best pieces of work in my time on here, all plaudits well deserved ... CLASSIC

20_Briggsy Posted on 4/9 1:38
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Quality G.

MsCurly Posted on 4/9 1:50
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Good lord.......THAT is the single most funny thing I've ever encountered on this messageboard, Gillandi.

'He's the fattest, daftest, tvvat I ever meeeeeeeeee-e-e-t!!!!'

O

M

G

I am sooooooo laffin' here!!!!

PhillyMac Posted on 4/9 4:35
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Gill, you da man.

I think that out-classes - but only very slightly - the phrase "FOOK OFF" done in massive yellow smilies!

Smog_Monster Posted on 4/9 4:41
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Stary is back!!! and I am all for it.
Taken up right where he left off as well...
I see he is denying the whole "suicide bipolar broken bottle arse raype" thing. Oh, and there is sweaty taxi driver stuff too!!!

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 8:01
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Why can't I play that, why why why, evryone is laughing except me, the boards wittiest and funniest people think its great...I'm feeling so left out....(sniff)

BroughtonLad Posted on 4/9 8:25
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Class
PMSL

mcbrid Posted on 4/9 8:38
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So whose gonna post him the link then?



mickmac

The_Commisar Posted on 4/9 8:42
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As I type this Oscar Wilde is rotating in his grave like a plate of beans in a micro wave, he realises that everything he ever did has just moved down a notch in the great ladder that shows comedy wit and genius.
Noel Cowards ghost is walking the boards moaning and bewailing that his title of "greatest comedy and wit singer of all time" has been taken over.

Step Forward Gillandi.
Superstar.

Even our lass ( a barcode) was laughing at that.

<applause>

--- Post edited by The_Commisar on 4/9 8:43 ---

littlejimmy Posted on 4/9 9:19
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Git! I can't get the tune out of my head now.

Roly-poly....

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 9:22
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WHY CAN'T I HEAR IT FFS!!!!!!

littlejimmy Posted on 4/9 9:25
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

You don't know, do you CS. Your membership to the clique has been revoked, following the incident with you dressed up as cucumber.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 9:29
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But the 25 monthly subscription has been taken from my bank account...Rob is a robbing git!!

I would make a very good cucumber I think, anyway, that should not be an issue, I have seen other clique members dressed up as vegetables. why should I be singled out, just because I was stuck in someones anus?!

The_Commisar Posted on 4/9 9:30
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I understand the grand parmo is organising a live version upstairs in the secret room.
Don't Bother Comfy, and hand your trowel and whoopee cushion in.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 9:32
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*Comfy mumbles "clique bastarrds can go to hell" as he sloaps off in search of Yarm_Legend*

littlejimmy Posted on 4/9 9:35
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The first signs of clique-withdrawal are there. The spellings gone to pot, as he SLOPES off in search of the Anti-Clique.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 9:38
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So we are all Caybara's on here now are we, well sod you and sod the click (spelt wrong to to show I don't care)...

You'll be sorry....YOU ALL WILL!!!!

Colin_Underpants Posted on 4/9 10:06
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Mr Cusack lives on this board here if anyone cares to

Link: contact him.

sw2boro Posted on 4/9 10:40
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Send it to "When Saturday Comes", I'm sure they'll love it too. May even produce a cover-mounted flexi disc.

trev_seniior Posted on 4/9 10:48
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

, Gill.


It has a Father Ted/My Lovely Horse quality to it.



Poor Ian

beeline Posted on 4/9 11:31
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You're not alone comfy - I got as far as Roly Poly - typical that after I was the first to shine the spotlight on Gillandi's literary skills all those years ago I now can't gorge on the feast of his fame.

Still feel sorry for Stary like, but then I'm a soft sod.

borobadge Posted on 4/9 11:40
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as usual this board never ceases to amaze....

pure poetry and a damn fine rockin' beat...

Jolival_LHD Posted on 4/9 16:41
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HOOF!

the_lodger Posted on 4/9 16:53
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How come I miss all the classic posts everytime I go away for a weekend???? This must rate as one of the very best on FMTTM, been here 6+ Years and can't think of a better one.

blondie_dcfc Posted on 4/9 17:23
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Absolutely superb Gill, tips hat atchya. Particularly loved the ending - burst out laffin.

blondie.dcfc
X

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 17:27
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I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT
I CAN'T PLAY IT

And even though I'm not in the clique anymore and hate it and all who are in it with a passion, I would like a little listen, I really would

MsCurly Posted on 4/9 17:30
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Well, at least you can see the people counter, Shoes.

Hours of endless fun to be had there.

Dammit, I've been singing the Roly Poly song all bloody day.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 17:33
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Can you download it for me curlyone????

btw it showing 35 people at present!!!

--- Post edited by comfortable_shoes on 4/9 17:33 ---

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 4/9 17:36
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Comfy, I've asked gillandi to make it available for d/l but he can't. He may be able to email it to you if you ask him nicely, I think he offered to email it Unlucky_Alf last night.

MsCurly Posted on 4/9 17:36
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Well, I would Shoes, but Clique Directive 4932 prevents me, as you're now officially VETOED.

(That's veto with an 'e' not an 'i' incase prying eyes are watching for previous misdemeanours).

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 17:37
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Right screw you ya frizzy haired bint!!!

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 17:38
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Actually, I don't want to hear it now, you can all do one!!!

BillytheBastard Posted on 4/9 17:39
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Comfy, what's your email mate? i've got a good video clip that you'll love!!!

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 17:43
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Hi mate:
Ihatetheclique.com

I'll leave it for a bit, then edit it, the clique are after me now and I can't take chances!

OK!

--- Post edited by comfortable_shoes on 4/9 17:49 ---

BillytheBastard Posted on 4/9 17:48
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Roger...

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 18:36
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Comfy - I've emailed the tune to Curly with a strongly worded letter saying she must put everything and everyone down and forward to yer ASAP. Let me know if she gives you anymore trouble and the full weight of Cleet Hogwallop's legal team will land on her.

Glen T - Unlucky Alf has been emailed a copy too.

Thanks for all the kind words, glad it struck a chord and that there are people out there as spiteful as I am and who harbour grudges as long as I do.

OPEO Posted on 4/9 18:38
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Cleet Hogwallop!
I new there were funny goings on round Saltersgill. I'm from Easterside you know.
Class Gill!

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 18:38
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Thanks Gillandi mate, she's at work tonight, so I'll get it tomorrow thanks. However, the clique and all who sail in/on/under her can still bog off, I'm going alone from now on!!!

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 18:42
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Comfy - whats yer email addy? I'll forward to yer now if yer dont want to wait.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 18:46
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Yipeeeeeee!!

--- Post edited by comfortable_shoes on 4/9 18:55 ---

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 18:54
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OKay mate, you can edit that now.

You will now recieve all kinds of Cleet Offers too? Merchandise, Insurance, holidays, your money is safe with me.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 18:55
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Cheers, do you also do double glazing or is that just to much of a pain?!!

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 19:03
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No I don't, I do country and western, thats all the "pane" I can stand.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 20:03
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Now that Gillandi is sheer class, I wet myself at the last line!!!

Cogeur_le_Conq Posted on 4/9 20:06
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

This must be the only thread on the whole board that the bogieman hasn't posted on.

GavMackem Posted on 4/9 20:09
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You have mail Gillandi, a predictable MP3 request :-)

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 4/9 20:10
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

fookin hell it's even brought Gaymackem back to the board....

Wonders will never cease....


Who next SW19? Bolden Lad? JJLaTusk?

--- Post edited by Glen_Tilbrook on 4/9 20:10 ---

Piquet2 Posted on 4/9 20:10
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Bloody hell Gav, where have you been?

fatknackerlardarse Posted on 4/9 20:14
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I salute you Gill Sir.
Top quality lyrics with an incredibly catchy tune.
Now I am away to change my underwear.

JJ_LaTusk Posted on 4/9 20:24
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Ha Gillandy my ten gallon hatted friend, if I may be so bold, I'm sitting here amonst the angels, I look down and low and beholding a 'throng of praises' for you (haha not the tv show btw)....let me listen also please. I can think of no better thing, than to bring sweet memories back of my short time amongst you all, while sucking on my JuJu pipe...anyway, in truth it will make a change from listening to Mo Mo Celeste, celebrated singer and cow owner from my own village of Ngo

in anticipation
jjinheavennow@hotmail.com

GavMackem Posted on 4/9 20:29
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Some of us at least do keep our names eh Piquet?

Back on RTG and a bit of skunk ers but not hardly like I used to what with family and work. Rivals is a P I A to log on and post with the spyware blockers I have so I took them all off just to get this tune.

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 20:33
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Really good Gill but just for those amongst us who aren't fully in the know ( and those of us that are just plain nosey ), any chance you could tell us a bit more about this guy, please?

Piquet2 Posted on 4/9 20:37
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Well don't be a stranger

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 20:37
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Gotcha JJ LaTusk - winging it's way the noo, if yer wanna shift yer email addy.

Same to you Gav and good to see yer, ya old scamp.

JJ_LaTusk Posted on 4/9 21:08
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Many thanks Gillandy, received but not understood, a colourful tune indeed, but the words pass me by in a haze (what is a twatt for instance?)

My very good friend Bisi Oliati is also here with me (although missing a limb) he also is without a clue, but still thank you for indulging me with your comical venture.

I will leave my email up incase any well wishers want to touch me.

davvyman Posted on 4/9 21:24
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Ian Cussack aka britneyspears, washed his feet in the river tees last year, day of middlesbrough live music thingymajig, or so he claims.

The_Commisar Posted on 4/9 21:25
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Jax
ian cussack appeared with the user name Scary Hazjel, or something like that about 3 years ago.
He came across as a well meaning sort of a bloke qith a love of eastern europe.
Then over about 6 months he started to lose the plot.
It came out he was a geordie, and he started to come across as a bit of a self obsessed knob.
I had a run in with him about the treatment of gypsies in slovakia, and he started to go slightly mad.
I was working in Warrington and one night I logged on to the board and it became apparent that he had gone of the rails. He was abusive, set his lip up etc etc and a few of the Clique stepped in and cut him down a peg or two.
At this point he imploded, went utterly uttery mad. I believe the_goat may have been the matador that night!
See red rebels post above.
He then started threatening people.
See Glen Tilbrooks post.

He became the boards biggest nutter by a long way.

He has been banned from here and the NUFC board, and has reappered spouting schiite on the SAFC board.

He was really vitriolic to Gillandi.
Gills tune is payback of the highest order.
It would take all night to go into the details, just thank god he doesn't live next door.

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 21:34
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Thanks for that Commi Now I can understand more of the references in the song.


On another note, my mental picture of Gill was way, way out. He doesn't look anything like I imagined at all.

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 4/9 21:36
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

and Sabco is being kind......

He's threatened 'online' to top himself and occasionally his son on more than one occasion - hence the river and tyne bridge references both in images and in Gillandi's tune.

He reguarly spouts abuse about Middlesbrough and makes up stories about people on this board.

He has tried to re-appear on this forum but is usually sussed out within the hour. Cogeur seems to think that he is currently Big Al, myself I don't agree but both seem to be mentally unhinged.

oh and he used to write for FMTTM believe it or not. He was also close to most of the senior members of the fanzine - or so I am led to believe.

--- Post edited by Glen_Tilbrook on 4/9 21:38 ---

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 21:41
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Ooooo right Glenn, he sounds like a bit of a weirdo.

So how did Goat manage to finish him off?

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 21:42
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Jax - All snogs off then. I can take 20 years off with a shave y'know.

Thanks to Commi for filling in a few details there, tbh, I couldn't be bothered going over it all again but one thing he hasn't mentioned and one of things that I won't forgive him for (and one of the things that confirms he has a screw loose) is he orchestrated a campaign (and in fact is still doing it) on internet and radio smearing Middlesbrough as a racist town and footie club and shamelessly telling packs of blatent lies to back it up.

The bitch had to be punk'd for that.

I've had some priceless emails off him over the years too and last week he's been posting what he thinks is my home address out on on various message boards. He doesn't realise that ive been kicked out of three houses since I lived there but his intention to play hard-ball and go the extra yard is always there.





--- Post edited by Gillandi on 4/9 22:01 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 4/9 21:45
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Jax
I missed most of the_goats wordplay, but from what I know the goat used few words, well delivered, whilst Cussack floundred about like a half dead bull in the ring.

uncle_harry Posted on 4/9 21:52
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Jack, Mr Andi is a native of the saltersgill area at the same time as when we were, Im amazed you dont know him strolling down the alleyboards a cross between Jason King and one of the Cavemen in the Wacky Races

Glen_Tilbrook Posted on 4/9 21:58
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I'm upset Gill.

You mean you don't live at 49 Park Road then?

and here I am walking a lonely HIGHWAY but it may be the fact that I'm considered as one of the goons but my songs of praise will always be with me.

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 21:59
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

LOL Gill, not at all - I had you down as - 6ft and built like a brick out house with a beer gut that went right round. I expected your singing voice to be more like John Wayne on a bad day.


Thanks again Commi, you are doing a great job of feeding my nosiness.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 22:01
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

YOU DON'T LIVE AT 49 PARK ROAD GILLANDI?????????

So who the hell have I been stalking for the last hour then???

comfortable_shoes Posted on 4/9 22:02
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

No jax, thats me, but without the voice!

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 22:05
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

glen, comf, jax.

"6ft and built like a brick out house with a beer gut."

Yes, yes and getting there. Jax, i'd gain or lose 2 stones for you anytime.

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 22:11
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Hiya U.Harry, loved your description of Gill
Am surprised that I don't know him too, thought I knew most of the kids in the area at the time. I think we are both ex - Boyntonians too, which makes it all the more surprising as I was the only one in our gang? that went there.

Seems Mr Gill was just lucky enough to avoid me tho




LOL @ you too Comfs btw

--- Post edited by jax_1 on 4/9 22:13 ---

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 22:14
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Jax - I didn't know you were a Saltersgillian or an ex-Boyntonian. What year did you leave?

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 22:21
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I was actually from Holmwood Gill, ( NO! not the school [;(] ) slightly posher than Saltersgill

Not sure I should say which year I left, you'll know how old I am then but I believe i was in the year above you.

Piquet2 Posted on 4/9 22:25
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

...and I was bleurgh years above the pair of you

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 22:26
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

LOL PK

and well done on collecting 100th post

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 22:39
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Jax - Ah Holmwood. That'll explain the hay-makers you were throwing on the dance floor last night.

jax_1 Posted on 4/9 22:43
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

LOL


Told you, I'm really the most gentle person in the world





I blame the becks

Gillandi Posted on 4/9 22:59
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I believe yer. Are yer still living round there then, ever get in the Salty? Been thinking of popping in to help my aunt and unc on the quiz night on wednesdays. I cycle through a couple of times a week so see family, the place, like everywhere seems to have gone down the nick but that can easily be translated as I don'y know the new generations of rogues and vagabonds.

And that chip shop!! A man could starve to death in there with what they have left to fill the nosh-boxes at tea-time. I got a spam fritter the other day that nearly broke mine and the dogs teeth.





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jax_1 Posted on 4/9 23:11
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

As it happens, I'm not too far from there - 10 mins walk or so. I don't go in the Salty, didn't know they did a quiz night though - may have to ivestigate that further.


The chippy is beyond a joke, closes at tea time, I ask you! Never anything left either as you said Not like Bonnards used to be



Tell you what though, the sarnies from the bakers are scrummy. I often buy a seafood sandwich for my lunch but they never last past 10a.m.

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WilmslowRed Posted on 4/9 23:48
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Gillandi.

Here's me thinking that standing in a field 50 miles outside Dublin watching The Flaming Lips and Kraftwerk was going to be the musical highlight of my weekend.....

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 0:08
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Jax honey, take it from one who knows.........Gillandi is a big bugger, and those lips are not just made for warblin'!!!!

Gillandi Posted on 5/9 0:19
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Oh Curly.



Single too.

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 0:21
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Yay!!

Will you be the Lee Hazelwood to my Nancy Sinatra??

Gillandi Posted on 5/9 0:26
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I asked you that first Curly, only the other way round and YES anytime, we just need some windshield wipers to slap a bit of time for us.

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jax_1 Posted on 5/9 0:29
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Oooooh,


* closes ears and leaves room *

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 0:34
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Did you?? I don't remember. So I subliminally nicked it from you......cool!!

I do remember having a chat about Nancy and Lee, which reminds me, did you ever uproot their version of 'Jackson' yet?

Truly a country feast for the ole lugs.

It's a bit warm and dry for windscreen wipers at the mo, but I'm a slapping my ole harpoon agin my faded cowboy boots right now and it's kickin out a good ole cajun treat.

Did I ever tell you that St Louis named a shoe after me?

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 0:36
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

On second thoughts I'm going to rename that track 'JAX_1' rather than 'Jackson', after our esteemed petite one.

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jax_1 Posted on 5/9 0:44
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel


Gillandi Posted on 5/9 0:51
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Wow Curly...I just downloaded a whole mess of new Tom T Hall albums, including The Storyteller from which "St Louis Named A Shoe After Me" has been immediately identified as a Tom classic. Thats a bit spooky. Yer know yer onions.

Have you got a mic plugged to your PC coz I could easy send yer the software yer'd need so we could actually do a version of Jackson (JaxOne, I like it). Plenty of material for a song there the way she was a fussing and feuding in a ightclub last night.

Otherwise get yerself in the swingingest bar in Doggy after a match sometime, i'll put it on a CD and we'll sing it up all live to a small and mortal drunk audience or neer-do-wells.

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 0:58
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I never did get that mic sorted out, Gill.

Remember the occassion of the webcam with me silently strumming my geetar in the background? (Fortunately for you, you couldn't hear me, I sing better than I play).

I look forward immensley to entwining vocals with you at some point in the near future though.

jax_1 Posted on 5/9 1:04
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

LOL, hope you guys never announce that as the title in public, peeps would think you were crackers


Nice compliment though. Thank you

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 1:10
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Then peeps would probably be right, Jax.

Jax_1 - the first lady of fmttm's night crew.

MsCurly - she put the 'count' into country and western........

MsCurly Posted on 5/9 1:11
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Erm....on that note, I'm outta here. Nitey nite all, xx.

*skidaddles*

jax_1 Posted on 5/9 1:12
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Nite Curly, pleasant dreams

uncle_harry Posted on 5/9 1:14
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Now isnt that nice?

this thread started as a hatey thing, changed into a funny thing and ended up as a lurve thing

you've restored my faith in the power of ole timey C and W Mr Andi

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Lisbonlegend Posted on 5/9 1:23
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I know Ian, he's a good lad. Said he hopes my plane crashes and I die a horrible death. He's just a bit misunderstood.

Gillandi Posted on 5/9 1:24
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Harry


It'll probably all end in tears though, these things always do, thats how the whole durn cycle perpetuates itself.

The sarnies from the bakers in Saltersgill, that Jax is using as a way to my heart (wisely) won't be as scrummy as promised, or i'll have to pay for em and Curly will sing "Jackson" changed to "Jax One" with me and realise i'm not a proper singer at all, like she is, but rather just someone who sings as a means to get the phlegm off my chest.



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jax_1 Posted on 5/9 1:35
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

He said that to you L.L.? That's is absolutely terrible!!!
( Snail on way btw )



Gill, I can assure you that the sarnies are great and are worth every penny They can't beat my triple deckers but they come a close second

Lisbonlegend Posted on 5/9 1:38
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Yeah he said that Jax but that was quite mild in comparison to a few other things he said to me. He's a fat harmless pudding, talks a good game but after a while his abuse is actually quite amusing. If you took it seriously it could upset you but he's a bloated fairy who is a manic depressive so it's best to just laugh at him.

How are you btw? I take it you've had a night in tonight......

jax_1 Posted on 5/9 1:41
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Lousy thing to say to anyone though regardless of depression or any other mental health problem. No need for it.

Fine ta, yes night in tonight, nothing much happening on a Sunday night. Must catch up properly soon though
What you been up to?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 5/9 1:46
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Yeah I know. He was just looking for a reaction though. He couldn't handle me not biting. It was more fun playing with him.

Oops, there was me thinking it was Saturday night! Where did you get to last night? Anywhere good?

Went to the Blue Mountains, boating at Ku-Ring-Gai Chase National park and a few other things. Did you get the email/photos I sent?

jax_1 Posted on 5/9 1:51
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I stepped out of my bounds ( in more ways than one last night. )

Went to all the usual places last night but added Hush, to the list. Think it'll be a while before I go in there again though.

Will check gmail in a mo, hadn't looked in over the weekend - baaad jax

Sounds like you had the better time though, looking forward to seeing pics of those places.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 5/9 1:59
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Hush is rubbish and is full of nobs. They stopped me getting in wearing trainers last time I went even though I'd been in the previous 2 weeks wearing the same trainers. Some ponce wearing a scarf with a clipboard told me I couldn't come in. Thankfully. Went to the Empire instead and had a great night and never been in since.

jax_1 Posted on 5/9 2:03
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

That about sums the place up, I had rather a bad experience in there last night, so it will be a while before i go there again. If ever, much prefer Flares

OPEO Posted on 5/9 6:46
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

Putting the count into country? Where did the O come from?

Cogeur_le_Conq Posted on 5/9 7:17
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

As it's known in the Boro; 'Some Cun from Eston Music'

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MsCurly Posted on 5/9 8:57
re: Ian Cussack aka Scaey Hazjel

I was trying to maintain some semblance of decorum, opeo.

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