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uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 18:24
the son of the shrunken storyline thread

west side story

Blokes hate other blokes, the sing a bit, one dies

it all kicks off!

speckyget Posted on 25/10 18:31
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Papillon

Bloke gets sent down. Escapes eventually.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 18:32
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I like doing this, if I get a 30 post thread and they're all mine I care not, its fun

Shawshank redemtion

Bloke gets sent down. er...Escapes eventually

(we've been duped!!)

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speckyget Posted on 25/10 18:35
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Godfather parts 1-3

Bloke joins the Mafia. Stays in.

Gets old and falls off chair, dead.

Lefty3668 Posted on 25/10 18:35
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Brubaker

Man pretends to get sent down. Gets clapped.

Lefty3668 Posted on 25/10 18:36
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Four Weddings and a funeral

Fu_ck.

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Grrreds Posted on 25/10 18:37
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Jaws.

fckin big shark eats a few people.

Gets blown to smithereens

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 18:38
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The Green Mile

Bloke gets sent down, mouse does tricks, bloke plugs in chair, dead

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 25/10 18:38
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Midnight Express.

Bloke smuggles drugs, gets sent down, gets out again !

XXLshirts_fit_all Posted on 25/10 18:39
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3 men and a baby and 3 men and a lady

both in the title

speckyget Posted on 25/10 18:40
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Cool Hand Luke

Bloke gets sent down, eats eggs. Doesn't escape, eventually.

red_rebel Posted on 25/10 18:43
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War of the Worlds.

Martians come, it all kicks off. Cough, sniffle, sneeze. They all die. Earth saved.

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

Indians are great. And peaceful. Brits come, turn into Americans and it all kicks off. Lie, cheat, steal murder. They all die. Everyone praises the land of the fre.

Farenheit 451

Read this book. Whatever happens, if it gets burnt or it all kicks off, don't forget a word.

Finnegan's Wake.

Irish bloke goes for wander and thinks about philosophy, history, Ireland, writing, epistemology, art and stuff.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 18:43
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Ywo Way Stretch

blokes get sent down
get out stealthily
get back in easily
get out
in
out
alternatingly

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 18:44
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Scum.

Young lad gets sent down, gets sore arse.

Doesn't go in the greenhouse any more.

speckyget Posted on 25/10 18:44
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Bad Day at Black Rock

Man goes to Black Rock for the day. Thinks it is rubbish.

SocraTees Posted on 25/10 18:45
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Emanuelle 1,2,3,4....
Woman goes down, gets it up...big time.

KrivoyRog Posted on 25/10 18:45
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Cliffhangar

Bloke gets sent up / one or two careless falls occur
They go down, nice and gently apart from 3 who decided to hurtle.

Oh, it kicks off all over the place.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 18:47
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12 Angry Men

12 men

get angry

It All Kicks Off

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 18:47
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Die Hard.

Baddies capture hostages.

Bloke in a vest kills all the baddies.

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 18:50
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The Van

Irish guys buy chip van.
Irish guys sell chips.
One Irish guy gets bored of selling chips and puts van in the sea.

Mmmmm.. chips

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 18:51
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War and Peace

Napolean invades Russia, it all kicks off, he gets beat.

speckyget Posted on 25/10 18:51
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Titanic

Lad and lass have it off on a big boat, which then sinks.

Alcoe Posted on 25/10 18:51
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Citizen Kane: Rosebud was his sledge

The Wizard of Oz: "There's no place like home"

Cabaret: Try and work out whether you're Arthur or Martha before the Nazi's take over completely.

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 18:52
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Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Nazi's search for a cup. Bloke in hat finds out.

It all kicks off.

zzzzz Posted on 25/10 18:53
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The Commitments

Irish people form a band
Perform
Split up

zzzzz Posted on 25/10 18:54
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Debbie does dallas

She did.

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 18:54
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Zulu,

Some Welsh blokes in a fort.

10,000 unhappy Zulu's outside.

It all kicks off.

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 18:55
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The Commitments

Irish fella sets up a soul band in Dublin

Trumpet player uses his instrument on all the girls

Singer is up his own erse

It all kicks off

'Dublin is just not ready for soul'

SocraTees Posted on 25/10 18:56
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Jesus of Nazareth

Jewish joiner, invents Christmas, lives exemplary life, gets crucified, saves our souls.

speckyget Posted on 25/10 18:57
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One Million Years BC

Woman walks about wearing bikini from the future. It all kicks off, but no-one knows why as all they can say is 'Ug'.

KrivoyRog Posted on 25/10 18:58
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Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs

Smart bird teases 7 little fella's.
Ugly trout tries to kill smart bird
This arouses little fella's
and , boy o boy, IT ALL KICKS OFF..........BIGSTYLE (well, not quite big but nearly)
Prince turns up / quick shag / little fella's turn to panto

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 18:58
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Rocky 2----a crap boxer gets battered in a world title fight, but still wins and shouts "Adrienne!"

littlejimmy Posted on 25/10 18:58
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1984: Bloke loves Big Brother. Bloke hates Big Brother. Bloke gets tortured. Bloke loves Big Brother again.

Star Wars: Little boy grows up to become a great Jedi Knight. Turns to dark side. It all kicks off. Man is redeemed by his son.

Catcher in the Rye: Everyone's a phuqing phoney. End of.

Catch-22: Bloke goes mad during the war.

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 18:59
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128 Years Later

Team in red have won fook all

Team in red hang on to win 2-1

Everyone goes mental

Very Happy Ending

...I like this thread

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:00
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Columbo films

swanky bloke 'offs' some one
Scruffy Bloke knows
Scruffy B asks one more thing
swanky B gets pinched

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 19:00
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Escape to Victory

Er.....it Kicks Off...apparently.

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 19:01
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Butch Cassidy--2 blokes rob a lot of trains, end up going to Bolivia where they get cornered, and it kicks off REALLY REALLY BIGTIME!

speckyget Posted on 25/10 19:02
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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Submarine descends to 18,000 leagues under the sea. Captain says 'Bit more'.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:02
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The Third Man

Bloke looks for a third man
finds him
it all kicks off

I am highly amused by the 20,000 leagues under the sea one
of in thread speak IAHABTTTLUTSO

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MsCurly Posted on 25/10 19:03
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CASABLANCA

Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, girl meets new boy, girl runs into first boy, 'of all the gin joint in the world she hadda walk into mine', first boy makes girl leave on plane with new boy, they'll always have Paris.

CrazyL Posted on 25/10 19:07
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Jerry Maguire - Bloke shows bloke the money

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:09
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The Sting,

two mates, one dies, finds another mate, both find baddie PRETEND not to be mates, get baddies money, second mate PRETENDS to kill first mate, PRETENDS that it all kicks off ( it doesnt really) baddie runs off nothing kicks off

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 19:09
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The Exorcist,

Girl gets possessed by the devil
urinates on the floor
head spins round
It all kicks off

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 19:10
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Brief Encounter----bloke and woman keep meeting on a railway station platform, but not for very long, then he p**ses off.

CrazyL Posted on 25/10 19:12
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The Crying Game - Boy meets girl,girl is boy.

SocraTees Posted on 25/10 19:12
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Love Story

Ivy League Girl meets Ivy League Boy,
Both go into schmaltz overdrive whilst practicing bad acting,
Girl pegs it, Boy blubs. End of!

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 19:12
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Fatal Attraction,

Bloke shags workmate, workmate boils rabbit, it all kicks off.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:13
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Donnie Darko...er....

I simply have no idea

2.0300300 uh points for any one who can do it and gets some one else to agree that what he or she says happens, happened

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 19:15
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2001 A Space Odyssey

Ape picks up big stick....it all kicks off.

CrazyL Posted on 25/10 19:16
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Mrs Doubtfire - Family gets nanny,nanny is daddy.

spoo Posted on 25/10 19:19
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donny darko - boy has issues, sees crazy rabbit,looses the plot (and the script), looses issues then misses the plane, meets young girl happy ever after ??????????

can i have my 2.0300300 points please

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uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:21
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Gazza My Story

Kid Kicks Ball
It alll Kiiicksss OFFFF!!!

London_Jinx Posted on 25/10 19:22
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The one that got away

German ME109 pilot gets shot down.
Captured by the Brits.
Escapes from POW camp in Derbyshire.
Captured by the Brits.
Sent to Canada.
Escapes
Climbs into a ME109
Gets shot down
Fecked!!!

Hardy (Kruger) worth the bother

spoo Posted on 25/10 19:23
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donny darko - boy has dream, wakes up. someone makes the dream into a film, confuses everyone.

has anyone seen the saddest song in the world, now thats odd !

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:23
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you may have your points if some one else can confirm that

' boy has issues, sees crazy rabbit,looses the plot (and the script), looses issues then misses the plane, meets young girl happy ever after ??????????'

is in fact what happens as I have only seen it twice and have therefore no way of knowing (doesnt it 'all kick off' at one point, or is that another film?)

WilmslowRed Posted on 25/10 19:26
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Lost in Translation.

Spoilt, vacuous newly married little rich girl and booze-soaked lecherous older man in mid-life crisis consider affair then decide not to. At no point does it kick off.

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 19:26
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I think the plane misses him, not by much but it does miss him.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:27
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Apocalypse Now

Soldier smells Napalm in the Morning
Loves it
I. A. K. O.!!!!!!

squarewheelbike Posted on 25/10 19:28
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Saving Private Ryan

Yank blokes take boats to Normandy...it all kicks off!


SWB then edits his thread as Yanks never invaded Normanby!!!

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zzzzz Posted on 25/10 19:32
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Passion of Christ

Bloke gets born thinks he's the saviour of mankind
Pulls a few stunts and gets a few fans, even at away matches
Some oppo fans dont like him and nail him to a cross and run him through.
Pulls another stunt and comes back to life to prove a point.


(This story runs and runs and causes a thousand wars)

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:32
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Basteds!
is Normanby stil in the hands of the steely eyed Hun then?

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 19:33
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Basic Instinct----bloke gets murdered whilst having it off with suspect, who crosses and uncrosses her legs during questioning by 4 police officers who wonder if she's wearing knickers or not.

holgate69 Posted on 25/10 19:34
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Its a wonderful life.
man takes over struggling business from his dead dad he goes bust
friends give him money,the end

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 19:34
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Basic Instinct----bloke gets murdered whilst having it off with suspect, who crosses and uncrosses her legs during questioning by 4 police officers who wonder if she's wearing knickers or not.....so it all knicks off then?

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 19:35
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Total Recall--Arnie can't remember who he is or what he's been doing, then it all kicks off till some bloke's head explodes at the end.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:35
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Loneliness of Long Distance Runner

Lad runs
a long way
gets lonely

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 19:36
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Why didn't I think of that Piquet?

speckyget Posted on 25/10 19:37
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Last Tango in Paris

Oldish gadgie and young lass have it off in Paris. Next day they are looking for something to spread on their pikelets but there is nowt.

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 19:37
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Psycho----bloke dresses as his dead mother and stabs some bird in the shower.

KrivoyRog Posted on 25/10 19:37
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The Poseidon Adventure

Ship capsizes....bunch of moaning gets trapped / losing power
then it all clicks off

Lost interest after that

grantus Posted on 25/10 19:40
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Nice thread.

Lord of the Rings

Shorty finds an evil ring
It all kicks off
ring gets destroyed
The end

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Three gunslingers ride around looking for treasure
They all find it
It all kicks off
One dies

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:44
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The Night of The Hunter

It gets Dark
Hunting ensues

North_Riding_Red Posted on 25/10 19:45
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Silence of the lambs

Bloke grabs women so he can starve them a bit and then skin them.
Bloke runs up a new frock on his Singer 100.
"Are the lambs screaming Clariiiice"
Bloke tucks his todger behind his legs.
Clarice kills bloke.
The End.

KrivoyRog Posted on 25/10 19:46
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Planet of the Apes


The apes are in charge........and do a damn fine job

KrivoyRog Posted on 25/10 19:47
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes


Apes still in charge.........err, above

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KrivoyRog Posted on 25/10 19:49
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Return to the Planet of the Apes


Still Ape city........and, what's this? We're going BACK!

Why?

grantus Posted on 25/10 19:50
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Batman

Young lad gets parents killed
lad wants revenge
Finds perfect excuse to mince around town in tights
Becomes ace crimefighter

holgate69 Posted on 25/10 19:50
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The Sound of Music
daft young nun who is pissing others off gets sent away,
meets horny Austrian,
prevent kids been taken into care by social services,
climb mountain whining go for long walk acroos countries,
live happy ever after,

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speckyget Posted on 25/10 19:51
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The French Connection

Copper goes into bar, asks customers "Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?" No-one has a fcuking clue what he is on about.

john_b Posted on 25/10 19:56
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Escape to Victory.

Ball is procured. It all kicks off. PEEP !!!

squarewheelbike Posted on 25/10 19:56
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No Harry, I think it declared itself a Republic at a ceremony in the Pov' car park! My Dad always used to say the citizens were revolting!

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uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 19:57
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(everywhere exept America where it is 'Harry Potter and the Magic Guy's Stone' -sigh)

HP finds a stone
it is a philosopher's Stone
It all magically kicks off

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 19:57
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Oi, get yer own storyline....and get down yer own end of the street.

john_b Posted on 25/10 20:03
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Oh aye. Didn't bother reading your post.

errr....

Cliffhanger. Bloke goes up mountain. It all picks off ???

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 20:03
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King Kong----bloody big ape gets annoyed with everybody except Fay Wray, then falls off a big building, but it was love that killed him, not the planes.

OPEO Posted on 25/10 20:05
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Towering Inferno.
Tall building catches fire.
Heroes come out alive.
Fire goes out.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:05
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Kid finds Chamber
it is a secret
it all kicks off ( with the previous magical proviso)

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 20:07
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest----bloke p**sses mental institution staff off by pretending to be mad. Indian chief rips a sink off the wall, throws it through a window, then legs it.

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 20:09
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Dirty Harry----cop kills loads of people and occasionally asks them if they feel lucky, but mostly they don't.

squarewheelbike Posted on 25/10 20:15
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Michael Collins.

Paddy fella signs deal with British...it all micks off!!!

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:15
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Magnum force

Unconventional cop
throws rule book out of window
gets '24 hours before youre off the case I got the goddamn D.As office on my goddamn back'
gets crim

Eddie_Catflap Posted on 25/10 20:25
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The Longest Day

Theres a beach. It all kicks off.

speckyget Posted on 25/10 20:26
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being


Bloke decides to bulk up a bit.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:30
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabhan

Kid finds prisoner
Crim is from Azkabhan
IAKO (ditto)

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:32
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Name of the Rose

Unconventional Monk
throws prayer book out of window
gets '24 hours before youre off the case I got the goddamn Pontiffs office on my goddamn back'
gets blasphemer

MsCurly Posted on 25/10 20:33
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GREASE

High School boys and girls fancy each other, kick off a bit, have a car race and sing some songs that they all know the dancemoves to.

WilmslowRed Posted on 25/10 20:35
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
.
.
erm.....
.
.
.
Sorry, my mind has gone.

zzzzz Posted on 25/10 20:35
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The beach

Theres a beach. It all kicks off

MsCurly Posted on 25/10 20:38
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BLAZING SADDLES

There is a railroad, Rock Ridge gets a new Sheriff, it all kicks off, the goodies beat the baddies and end up in Hollywood.

Piquet2 Posted on 25/10 20:39
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100 Rifles

Indian robs bank and buys rifles, to stop it all kicking off.

OPEO Posted on 25/10 20:40
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Poltergeist.
Telly on the blink.
Spooky.

OPEO Posted on 25/10 20:42
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Pearl Harbor ( can't even spell it)
American warships attacked.
America wins the war.

tconthewing Posted on 25/10 20:44
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crash
crash into other cars
shag
end of

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:45
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Seabiscuit

Unconventional racehorse owner
throws form book out of window
gets '24 hours before youre off the case I got the goddamn jockey club on my goddamn back'
wins race

Fischer Posted on 25/10 20:46
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Withnail and I.

Drunk bloke demands more booze. Goes to country with mate. Gets more booze. Comes home.

Eddie_Catflap Posted on 25/10 20:47
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Finding Nemo

Fishy dad loses son. Finds him.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:50
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Get Carter

Unconventional Crim
throws other crim out of window
gets '24 hours before youre on the trainI got the goddamn Crims office on my goddamn back'
gets pervs

Fischer Posted on 25/10 20:50
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Super Size Me.

Bloke eats unhealthy food. Becomes unhealthy. Stops eating unhealthy food. Becomes healthier.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 20:52
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pS I know it was a multi storey car park - I just felt like saying winder

so stop going on about it right!!! orrr Go-d !

OPEO Posted on 25/10 20:54
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The core.
Boring.
The end.

WilmslowRed Posted on 25/10 20:54
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Kill Bill - Vol 1.

Bill not killed.

Kill Bill - Vol 2.

Bill killed.

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 20:58
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Deliverance

Blokes go on holiday
meet some hillbilly rednecks
it all kicks off
squeals like a pig

Lefty3668 Posted on 25/10 21:00
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There's about 15 films I'm not even going to watch now.

WilmslowRed Posted on 25/10 21:00
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Trainspotting.

Being Scottish can give you the needle.

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 21:01
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I Spit on Your Grave

new girl in town gets raped by 4 blokes
4 blokes realise too late they've made a BIG mistake
it all kicks off

squarewheelbike Posted on 25/10 21:02
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Life Is Sweet

Jane Horrocks and David Thewlis get naked, she covers herself with chocolate...he licks it all off!!!

Eddie_Catflap Posted on 25/10 21:02
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Groundhog day

Different sh|t. Same day.


Actually I can't claim that one. Have a look at the four word film review site for lots of this stuff..

Link: The four word film review

WilmslowRed Posted on 25/10 21:06
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The ones on that site for Sideways, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life and Taxi Driver are genius.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 21:09
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Good Will Hunting

Foul mouthed school cleaner gets lectures by Robin Williams for being good at math[s].
It all kicks off

janplanner Posted on 25/10 21:10
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pride and prejudice

posh bloke snubs posh bird
posh bird snubs posh bloke
they fall in love.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 21:13
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The Lion King

Lion
Becomes King
It all kicks off

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Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 21:13
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Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Mad people and scientists stage Kraftwerk concert on top of mountain. Spaceships come and swap captured people for the mad people and scientists.

janplanner Posted on 25/10 21:15
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9 songs...

...and some shagging.

paul_yarm_red Posted on 25/10 21:18
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The Deer Hunter..

Some blokes go hunting..

Then go to Vietnam...

It all kicks off...

They shoot themselves...

Go hunting again.

paul_yarm_red Posted on 25/10 21:21
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Goodfellas

Gangsters get mobbed up...

One says his mate is funny...

Funny how?...

They all go to jail.

sweet_left_foot Posted on 25/10 21:45
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PI

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841976939937510582097494 looks at the sun, drills head.

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uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 21:59
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The Lady Killers

some killers
try and kill a lady
it all kicks off

Grrreds Posted on 25/10 22:02
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Reservoir Dogs,

Bank robbery goes wrong
nasty incident with a Gillette Mach 3
it all kicks off

littlejimmy Posted on 25/10 22:16
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Memento:

.ffo skcik lla tI


Pulp Fiction:

All off kicks it.

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littlejimmy Posted on 25/10 22:19
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Top Gun:
Tom Cruise is a fighter pilot, a pretty good fighter pilot. He has a crisis of confidence, but meets a woman who gives him his confidence back.

Days of Thunder:
Tom Cruise is a racing driver, a pretty good racing driver. He has a crisis of confidence, but meets a woman who gives him his confidence back.

Jerry McGuire:
Tom Cruise is a sports agent, a pretty good sports agent. He has a crisis of confidence, but meets a woman who gives him his confidence back.

Mmm. Yes, I saw that American guy whose name escapes me on Jack Dee's show the other week. Still good though.

Fischer Posted on 25/10 22:29
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Rich Hall. He's a genius.

Tom Cruise is a Scrabble player, a pretty good Scrabble player. He has a crisis of consonants...

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littlejimmy Posted on 25/10 22:31
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Rich Hall. That's the feller.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 22:39
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The King and I

King of Siam falls for English teacher . Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 22:41
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Clockwork Orange

Man in bowler hat kicks off a lot.

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 23:06
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Hallowe'en----Michael Myers kicks off, and kills loads of people, before he became Austin Powers.

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 23:09
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Arachnophobia----loads of dirty big spiders kick off and start killing people.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:11
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Billy Liar

Billy
Lies
refuses to stay on that bliddy train

'IT'S FR1GGEN JULIE CHRISTIE MANNNNN!!!"

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:15
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The Railway Children.

Posh kids with absent father wave at trains.

pisces Posted on 25/10 23:15
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When Saturday Comes.

3pm It kicks off.

dundeejock Posted on 25/10 23:15
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Jurassic Park

Guy builds zoo full of dinosaurs on island
dinosaurs escape and kick off big style

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:17
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Fargo

2 Blokes ( kinda funny lookin') kick off
Big Lass Comes
Puts a stop to it

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:21
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Full Monty

Unemployed Sheffielders expose themselves for money.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:23
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Carry on cabby

Cabbies
Carry on
go 'phwoar' at lass occassionally accompanied by grasping bicep with hand whilst flexing other arm at 85% angle

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:24
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Gandhi

Indian guy doesn't kick off ever.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:25
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The Madness of King George

King George goes mad.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:27
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Carry on Cowboy

Cowboys
Carry on
go 'phwoar' at li'l laydy occassionally accompanied by grasping bicep with hand whilst flexing other arm at 85% angle

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:28
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Oliver

Homeless posh kid sings with dodgy cockneys.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:28
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Carry on Constable

didnt see that one

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:32
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The Dam Busters

Dams get busted.

Black Lace get new verse for 'I am the music man'.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:32
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Carry On Follow That Camel ( Mad name that)


Phil Silvers
Carries on
goes 'phwoar' at camel occassionally accompanied by grasping bicep with hand whilst flexing other arm at 85% angle

(that cant be right)

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 23:34
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The Accused----bloke smirks at Jodie Foster in court after pin table incident.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:36
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Genevieve

Old cars breaking down set to Harmonica soundtrack

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 23:37
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The Graduate----student s**gs mum and daughter, stops wedding and elopes on bus.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:37
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Carry on Camping

Babs Windsor show her paps
The jokes are terrible but the acting is in tents.

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:40
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Dr Strangelove

Yanks go tonto
It PROPER kicks off
nothingness ensues

Lefty3668 Posted on 25/10 23:41
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Have you done your 30 yet, Harry?

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 23:45
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Pulp fiction

It all kicks off.
Girl has overdose
Guy gets killed in flat by Bruce willis
Same guy shoots 'Marvin in the fcukin face'
Sammy L jackson escapes death
Marcellus gets bummed
It all kicks off on Zed

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:45
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I was hoping to do thirty consecutive ones and they all pushed in the line sir

Seven Samurai


Japs
Kick off
in Olden times

Im off to bed now will some one kindly shrink wrap the following

Alfie (original version)
Muppets Christmas Carol
Head (the monkees film)
Amelie
The Man who Fell to earth

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 23:47
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Little Voice

Jane Horrocks sings a bit
Michael Caine sees his ticket out of Grimsby
Jane Horrocks blows it when she sees her dead dad in the crowd??

sunset_over_ici Posted on 25/10 23:48
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Jurassic Park

People go on Dinosaur Island.

It all... you know.

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 23:48
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The Man Who Fell To Earth----A man falls to Earth--it's David Bowie.

Lefty3668 Posted on 25/10 23:48
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Ooooh, you've given up on 28.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:48
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Robocop

Ray Mallon gets metal suit. Kicks off.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 25/10 23:49
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Hamlet.

Lad can't make up mind about avenging father. Does after four hours of fannying about.

grantus Posted on 25/10 23:49
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The Crying Game

Soldier promises to look after woman
Woman proves to be a man
Suprisingly, it doesn't kick off, not really.

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 23:50
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Muppets Christmas Carol

Muppets make a mess of Dickens classic
Michael Caine screws Kermit and his sick son out of Christmas Bonus
It all kicks off with ghosts and Gonzo

Scariest film I ever saw

uncle_harry Posted on 25/10 23:52
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Salut Mr DD49

I had no idea you were a screenplaywriter

Prediction for a new film

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire


Kid, right,
finds a goblet
like an ordinary one but hotter
It all kicks off magicwise

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:56
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The Wrong Trousers

Shifty penguin hijacks mechanical trousers for evil deeds.

Gromit kicks off.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 25/10 23:58
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Bowling for Columbine

Guns are bad, Ok?

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/10 23:58
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Bicenttenial Man

Robin Williams is a robot, yeh
Over a century he turns into a man
He shags his master's Grand-daughter and dies a human

I lose three hours of my life I will never get back.....

I kick off all over

johndd49 Posted on 25/10 23:58
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Thanks Uncle Harry--I owe my inspiration to you and a classic thread, I've really enjoyed it. So my last one for the night is--Death Wish--Charles Bronson kicks off after his wife and daughter are killed. Everyone's happy except the people he kills.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 25/10 23:59
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Aliens

Space travellers ignore the 'Don't touch these eggs' warnings and suffer consequences.

Max_Headroom Posted on 26/10 0:04
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The Thin Red Line

Does anything kick off???

dundeejock Posted on 26/10 0:11
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The Italian Job (original)
Blokes use minis and manipulate traffic lights to steal money then fall over cliff

Technicolor_Beer Posted on 26/10 0:48
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Welcome to the Jungle

Bloke goes to jungle
It all kicks off

OverTheTopAussie Posted on 26/10 2:16
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The Magnificent Seven

Cowboy mercenaries don't get paid.

OverTheTopAussie Posted on 26/10 2:21
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The Matrix

You are a battery.
It all kicks off in your head.

Scrote Posted on 26/10 2:48
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brotherhood of the wolf

it all kicks off

in france

Scrote Posted on 26/10 2:49
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amelie

nothing kicks off

in france

OverTheTopAussie Posted on 26/10 2:53
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The Pink Panther

Bumbling detective amuses crook.
Eet all keecks urf.

gravy_boat Posted on 26/10 8:04
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Convoy.

Bent coppers target truckers.

It all kicks off.

Hero dies, but doesn't really.

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gravy_boat Posted on 26/10 8:07
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Finding Nemo

Deformed fish feels smothered by over-protective father.

Looks for adventure - finds it.

Goes home.

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the_thread_needler Posted on 26/10 9:53
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The Fog.

can't see f-all for salty sea ghosts

speckyget Posted on 26/10 9:59
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The Man in the White Suit

Man gets indestructable suit which isn't (Won't spoil it by revealing colour of suit).

SmogOverOrmesby Posted on 26/10 10:35
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

2 Blokes take some drugs and go to Las Vegas.
It all kicks off.

captain5 Posted on 26/10 10:39
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Leaving Las Vegas

Alcoholic wants to die and gets prostitute to help him.
He drinks a lot.
They have sex.

green_beret20 Posted on 26/10 10:48
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Escape from Alcatraz

They escape from Alcatraz.....or do they?



The Good, the Bad and they Ugly.
One good looking guy, one bad guy and one ugly guy get together.

It all kicks off.

captain5 Posted on 26/10 10:50
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Police Academy

Police so desperate for recruits they'll take anyone on.

Big_Shot Posted on 26/10 10:54
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The Warriors

Gang go to big meeting, it all kicks off, they have to bop their way back.

Kes

Lad steals kestrel, at school they have a game of football, the slightly balding Bobby Charlton kicks off, the lads big brother kills the kestrel.

the_thread_needler Posted on 26/10 11:05
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Spider

I have issues.

captain5 Posted on 26/10 11:06
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Never ending story


It seems like it, but luckily does.

KrivoyRog Posted on 26/10 11:23
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101 Dalmations


A grim tale of the illegal trade in dog pelts, dressed up as a kids story.

holgate69 Posted on 26/10 12:06
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Cheers Uncle_harry, best threead in ages.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 26/10 12:17
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High Fidelity

Music nerd whines about losing girl, gets back together.

Boro_Monkey Posted on 26/10 14:06
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Taxi Driver

Drives a Taxi
It all kicks off!

Lefty3668 Posted on 26/10 14:31
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Well done everyone, especially Harry.

Think my favourite two were Memento and Last Tango in Paris


the_thread_needler Posted on 26/10 15:53
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Green Street.

Hobbit in chew

SmogOverOrmesby Posted on 26/10 16:13
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Ronin.

Some people want a case.
German bloke betrays them.
It all kicks off!

benidorm2boro Posted on 26/10 16:37
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EASTENDERS
two thick brothers

return to

small but popular

east end square

does it kick off

to right

fooking big time

SmogOverOrmesby Posted on 26/10 16:41
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Emmanuel.

Horny lass. It all comes off!

BoroTommo Posted on 26/10 16:43
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200 up!

THe Jungle Book,

Boy, lives with animals, goes back to live with people.

(Has some fun along the way)

uncle_harry Posted on 26/10 19:03
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World at War

One bollocked austrian house painter
has holiday in the Sudatenland
annexes it
alles auf verkicken

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 26/10 22:51
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Toy Story

Deluded Spacetoy from Gamma Quadrant arrives to upset the toy cupboard status quo.

Kid next door kicks off.

Grrreds Posted on 26/10 22:58
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The Alamo,

Mexicans throw kitchen sink at Americans

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 26/10 23:00
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Was that the same kitchen sink the Indian threw in One Flew Over the Cuckkoo's Nest ?

Grrreds Posted on 26/10 23:03
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nah, the same one the Zulus chucked at the Welsh guards.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 27/10 20:22
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Lady and The Tramp

Mongrel becomes Pedigree chum.

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 27/10 20:28
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James and The Giant Peach

GM Crops solve orphan housing crisis.

uncle_harry Posted on 27/10 20:31
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The spy who came in from the cold

it's bitter out
a spy comes in

Come_On_Boro_the_1st Posted on 27/10 20:35
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Jumanji

Kids find dusty board game. It all kicks off.

[We stopped playing Monopoly in our house for similar reasons]