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john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:07
bandito

you bet boroboy75 that you have more mates in boro than him. how many do you have cos i bet i have more.

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:08
re: bandito

off the top of my head I'd estimate at 468

tony_block19 Posted on 2/11 11:08
re: bandito

My dads harder than your dad.

smoggy4life Posted on 2/11 11:09
re: bandito

Alan Partridge ' I bet i have more friends than you have cows'
Farmer ' I have 100 cows'
AP ' I have 104 friends'

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:10
re: bandito

like it smoggy!

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:11
re: bandito

i reckon you're lying to win a bet bandito. i've got tons of mates, one of them is foreign too. beat that.

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:13
re: bandito

of course I'm lying, it's more like 368. I know people you wouldnt dream of approaching, beat that

Piquet2 Posted on 2/11 11:14
re: bandito

Calling Captain5 foreign is hardly fair....

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 11:14
re: bandito

bandito, who like, people with leprosy?

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:16
re: bandito

I was actually thinking of yourself

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:17
re: bandito

i didn't know that you knew him. do you know bandito boroboy75?

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:17
re: bandito

bandito knows everybody and vice versa

PhillyMac Posted on 2/11 11:30
re: bandito

Remember, in the event of a draw, gay friends count double.

red_rebel Posted on 2/11 11:32
re: bandito

And Bernie must be worth a dozen ordinary folk

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 11:33
re: bandito

Banditos mates with Bernie ????????

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 11:34
re: bandito

Allegedly

speckyget Posted on 2/11 11:35
re: bandito

I know, you'd think he might have mentioned it.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 11:39
re: bandito

bandito, is one of those people who will chat to anyone(sober or drunk), easy going. I am sure a lot of people on here darnt talk to people outside their own circle of friends and will sit in the corner of the pub out of the way. and should anyone one attempt to start up a conversation with them they will give them a nasty look thinking what a weirdo!

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:40
re: bandito

he probably knows slaven in the same way as briggsy thought he 'knew' juninho as he got his poster signed

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 11:41
re: bandito

sas must be evidence of bandito's ability to befriend anyone.

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:43
re: bandito

so bandito sits in pubs alone trying to talk to strangers? i know the type

sasboro Posted on 2/11 11:49
re: bandito

john_82, you should pop in for a pre match pint and speak to the great man in person! who knows you might find he's a good laugh!
BTW, is this briggsys new username?

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:51
re: bandito

it depends if after talking to him i become 'his friend' and he starts ringing me at all hours

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:54
re: bandito

Some of you recluses should come and say hello. John, I promise not to befriend you. If you're a dick I'll wander elsewhere

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:56
re: bandito

bandito for some reason I know have this song in my head

There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's bandy style.

--- Post edited by john_82 on 2/11 11:57 ---

sasboro Posted on 2/11 11:58
re: bandito

half the recluses arent allowed out before the game as the wife has to drop them off near the ground, you see them after the game parked up near mcdonalds

bandito Posted on 2/11 11:59
re: bandito

good for you

john_82 Posted on 2/11 11:59
re: bandito

the littlest hobo

Piquet2 Posted on 2/11 11:59
re: bandito

I can't believe this thread has got this far.....

bandito Posted on 2/11 12:07
re: bandito

as opposed to you being the littlest homo?

captain5 Posted on 2/11 12:08
re: bandito

I expect them to be in a relationship this time next week. Seems to be how things work on this board.

bandito Posted on 2/11 12:11
re: bandito

you asked jan out yet captain?

captain5 Posted on 2/11 12:11
re: bandito

No, I think you'll find she's already taken (and often at that ).

bandito Posted on 2/11 12:12
re: bandito

you'd only be out of pocket anyway

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 12:14
re: bandito

She's already taken?
That doesn't seem to bother some people.

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 15:02
re: bandito

Quality thread this.

"half the recluses arent allowed out before the game as the wife has to drop them off near the ground, you see them after the game parked up near mcdonalds"

As opposed to the mid to late 30's year olds still looking for luuurvveee.

Carry on chaps.

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 15:04
re: bandito

Leave sas alone.
He's obviously too fussy.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 15:07
re: bandito

bb75, i am very choosey, no p1ssed up boro slapper for me!

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 15:09
re: bandito

I thought them being pissed would be a necessity for you.

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 15:10
re: bandito

Nowt wrong with those Sas.

When you've got an itch, you just gotta scratch.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 15:15
re: bandito

i can be choosey

dont like lasses being p1ssed, makes you think who else has been there and got the postcard

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 15:17
re: bandito

Do you give them a questionaire and ask for medical history before they meet your approval?

trev_seniior Posted on 2/11 15:18
re: bandito

"dont like lasses being p1ssed, makes you think who else has been there and got the postcard"


Not much chance of finding a virgin in boro, sas(Briggsy not included)

tony_block19 Posted on 2/11 15:18
re: bandito

"When you've got an itch, you just gotta scratch."

Quality.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 15:19
re: bandito

no never thought of doing a questionnaire might be worth a try.

trev_senior, one reason why i dont mind moving away from boro as a lot of the lasses are drunks in boro.

--- Post edited by sasboro on 2/11 15:20 ---

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 15:21
re: bandito

I just love the way Sas looks down on a whole town full of women.

Sas, do you include your sister in this generalisation ?

janplanner Posted on 2/11 15:21
re: bandito

captain5!!! how rude.

captain5 Posted on 2/11 15:22
re: bandito

Thought I'd got away with that.

The voices made me say it. Honest.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 15:23
re: bandito

yeah, she does drink too much!

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 15:30
re: bandito

Maybe she *shock horror * enjoys herself ?

One day Sas you'll wake up and think of all the fun you have missed out on !

sasboro Posted on 2/11 15:33
re: bandito

i have enjoyed myself plenty of times over the years, been and done a lot but still plenty to see and do...still, getting p1ssed is all that matters i suppose. i've been through the drinking phase already

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 15:35
re: bandito

The ones who have missed out are blokes who are with someone that they've been with since their schooldays.
They turn middle-aged prematurely.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 15:35
re: bandito

No one said that getting pssed was all that matters, its just you appear to look down your nose at most things young people do all over the country and claim that its "typical Boro".

Find me a town or city in the UK where young people dont go out binge drinking and I'll buy you a house there myself.

Im afriad you are going to be a very lonely old man if you really are like the character you portray on here.

MsCurly Posted on 2/11 15:36
re: bandito

So if a woman get pissed then all that's all that matters to her, and she is automatically a slapper?

Oh sas, that's just wrong my dear.

Excuse me while I allow myself to be reeled in......what about the women who hold down jobs/college/bringing up kids and want to let their hair down from time to time?



--- Post edited by MsCurly on 2/11 15:38 ---

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 15:37
re: bandito

"The ones who have missed out are blokes who are with someone that they've been with since their schooldays.
They turn middle-aged prematurely."

Tis true bb75, I went on a lads stag do like that even though I didnt know him, simply because he'd been with his girlfriend since they were 16 and so didnt go through the normal process of making friends at Uni, College etc.

captain5 Posted on 2/11 15:37
re: bandito

Exactly, MsC.

She's also got to put herself about a bit.


sasboro Posted on 2/11 15:40
re: bandito

lizard i thought you hated uni and never made friends either?
I am the person on here, bandito will back me up on that.

nowt wrong with the odd drink but going out to get p1ssed for the sake of it is stupid. ther eis more to life than drinking away your life! Mt lizard do you still go out and get p1ssed or is only when the missus is away?

Ms Curly, get yourself down albert road on sat night!

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 15:41
re: bandito

I think the fact that sas owns more houses than Robbie Fowler makes him wary about any tart getting her mitts on his money.

MsCurly Posted on 2/11 15:41
re: bandito

Well, I would sas, but I work on a Saturday night.

Wouldn't you know it?

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 15:42
re: bandito

Sas obviously lives a full and varied life travelling the globe, seeing new places, taking in new things........

By himself.

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 15:48
re: bandito

Who is sadder?

(a) The young kids out getting pished on a weekend,

(b) The old un's on a night out away from the other half for a rare night getting pished on a weekend,

(c) Or the rapidly approaching 40 year old blokes with a superiority complex who've "never been kissed" looking down their noses at (a) and (b)?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 15:49
re: bandito

"lizard i thought you hated uni and never made friends either?"

I hated Uni yes, howver I did have friends there. In fact Dean_Glovers_Studs is one of them.

I still go out an get pssed yes, I enjoy a night out with my mates - I hopefully always will.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 15:56
re: bandito

"ther eis more to life than drinking away your life!"

Like what Sas, you seem to spend your life looking down your nose at people who happen to enjoy themseleves.

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 15:58
re: bandito

"you seem to spend your life looking down your nose at people who happen to enjoy themseleves."

You forgot to add.....

by yourself.

trev_seniior Posted on 2/11 15:59
re: bandito

For Alf

Lucky_Alf Posted on 2/11 16:03
re: bandito

This reminds me of the most I ever laughed at a post on this board. Just before the Cup Final, Wilmslow Red was getting frustrated with good ol' Sas and the fact that Sas said he wouldnt actually get too excited if we won.

Wilms said something along the lines of that if we did win Sas would sing:

"We're Boro, we're Barmy, we might get slightly excited at the prospect of our first trophy win and a trip into Europe....."

I mean lets face it, who can imagine Sas bouncing up and down after the final whistle singing the proper version of the song....??

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:05
re: bandito

I thought this thread was about me?

captain5 Posted on 2/11 16:05
re: bandito

Cue Ms Simon.

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:12
re: bandito

forgot to add that sas is exactly like the person on here. Doesnt get overly excited about much but he has his head screwed on. This miserable thing is just a myth

captain5 Posted on 2/11 16:14
re: bandito

"sas is exactly like the person on here"

and

"This miserable thing is just a myth"


Eh

john_82 Posted on 2/11 16:18
re: bandito

a thread called bandito was always going to escalate

--- Post edited by john_82 on 2/11 16:18 ---

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 16:20
re: bandito

"forgot to add that sas is exactly like the person on here. Doesnt get overly excited about much but he has his head screwed on."



Not at work or about Boro or about Boro lass' he doesn't.



--- Post edited by Gillandi on 2/11 16:24 ---

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:28
re: bandito

thats the beauty of the messageboard I suppose. Peoples perceptions are way out

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:29
re: bandito

But you confimed that our perceptions were correct and I quote :-

"sas is exactly like the person on here"

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 16:30
re: bandito

No in Sas' case I think peoples perceptions are way in. Thats whats so funny about him. I definately will be coming along to meet yers before the seasons out. I reckon Sas sounds like an alternative laugh and a half.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:31
re: bandito

I do hope that if he even smells of intoxicating liquor you'll remind him that "theres more to life than getting pssed".

shaun_84 Posted on 2/11 16:31
re: bandito

I've always found bandito to be quite similar in that 'real-life' thing, except he laughs more.

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:32
re: bandito

yes I know. People say he is miserable. I dont see it. Objective maybe. He likes to play devils advocate which pishes people off cos they just want people to agree with them. What makes me laugh is people on here have so much to say yet when they meet you they have very little to say. Sas will say what he says on here and so will I.

Piquet2 Posted on 2/11 16:32
re: bandito

His hair is shorter than i'd imagined too.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:34
re: bandito

What Sas lacks is passion, he appears to have not an excitable bone in his body.

I must say the 2 times I have met him he hasnt had particularly much to say, certainly nothing like his on-screen persona.

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:35
re: bandito

Sas never shuts up!

Capybara Posted on 2/11 16:35
re: bandito

Ah, Alf, you mentioned the cup final. That reminds me .......

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:36
re: bandito

keep it up lads, a great thread to reach a tonne with

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:37
re: bandito

piquet2, i'll have to come over and say hello next time i see you.

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 16:37
re: bandito

I don't think of him much as miserble. More daft.

Piquet2 Posted on 2/11 16:38
re: bandito

Man City will be next on the list I think.

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 16:38
re: bandito

sas, I didn't realise you hung with the clique.

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 16:38
re: bandito

sas, I didn't realise you hung with the clique.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:42
re: bandito

i can see why some people have such chips on their shoulders when life is such 1 big routine and ground hog day

bb75, only allowed to hang out with them on good behaviour. the real clique like briggsy,scoea and gaillandy never turn up

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 16:43
re: bandito

Bandy - You miss understand the role of Devil's advocate. The idea is that you promote an opposite point of view to bring out healthy debate and discussion.

Sas always has the same old boring negative point of view no matter who he's 'talking' to.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:44
re: bandito

makes me laugh how all these people seem to know what i am like, when they have only known me on a computer screen!!

boroboy75 Posted on 2/11 16:45
re: bandito

His point of view is better to read than the typical bullshyte propoganda spouted by the likes of Briggsy and scoea.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:45
re: bandito

....and the fact that your best mate has confirmed that the impressions are true.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:46
re: bandito

who said bandito was my best mate?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:47
re: bandito

I cant imagine you have many.


Ok then :-

...and the fact that your friend has confirmed that the impressions are true.

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:48
re: bandito

none of them want to accept my word either even tho Ive known you for god knows how long.

Oh well

Let the popularity continue....

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:48
re: bandito

"His point of view is better to read than the typical bullshyte propoganda spouted by the likes of Briggsy and scoea."

Its not though bb75, because as sure as the two you have mentioned will try to be positive and look on the bright side, Sas is just the opposite and will just see the negatives. Its like ying and yang.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:49
re: bandito

so it must be true then eh!
next point please!

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 16:49
re: bandito

I'm only talking about your on-screen persona. Couldn't give a scoobies what you're like in real life.

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:50
re: bandito

I think its apt that I notch the hundred

sasboro Posted on 2/11 16:50
re: bandito

so dont take it so seriously then DybuksChampion.

life si so more important than a message baord

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:51
re: bandito

over a ton and I only get a mention about 10 times.

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:53
re: bandito

the thing is sas, for some people, quite a few on here aswell, the messageboard is their life. They take pleasure in giving us their daily routine, what theyve had for tea and what time they went for a shyte.

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 16:54
re: bandito

Where do you get the impression that I take it seriously.

Same old same old.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:54
re: bandito

and 9 of them are from your number 1 fan.


Yourself !

bandito Posted on 2/11 16:56
re: bandito

good to see you taking things seriously Lizard.

All the best

The Special One

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 2/11 16:57
re: bandito

Not me Bandy, it's only a message board !

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 16:58
re: bandito

Bandy - I think you'll find that you're on here more than most. For someone with a young family you've either got the easiest job in the world or this board is your life.

I come on every now again and no matter what the score, what the situation old eeyore coming out with the same old tired drivel.

It doesn't matter that he does but don't try to make his on board persona out to be something it's not.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:04
re: bandito

sounds like this thread has peaked..anyone else want to give it their best shot?

what times briggsy gonna post on it? and hopefully scrote has a good response lined up

--- Post edited by sasboro on 2/11 17:07 ---

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 17:07
re: bandito

Response to what???

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:08
re: bandito

get of man! you've had your go!

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 17:09
re: bandito

I'll conclude by saying that I think the messageboard definately benefits from having characters like Sasboro posting on it. I wouldn't have half as much fun without hiom and I hope he continues to post after he eventually stops going to games.

I think I speak for Briggsy there too.


bandito Posted on 2/11 17:10
re: bandito

dybuks: I have busy days and I have quiet days. Thats the nature of my job. I'm my own boss to an extent. Aslong as deadlines are met I have to justify my existence so what better way than to chat about Boro and wind people up like yourself.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:10
re: bandito

bit like young son briggsy who stopped going before me then! i am going to miss some games though possibly fulham and chelsea and another home game.

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 17:13
re: bandito

I'm not wound up Bandy - honest. In fact your posts have been the model of sound and reasoned thought over the last year. You used to pedal the same route as Sas but you saw the light.

It's old grumpy draws who'll never change. He needs some happiness in his life.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:16
re: bandito

DybuksChampion your welcome to meet up in the pub on a match day and see for yourself!maybe you are that happiness i need

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:16
re: bandito

Aye, I'll have a go...

You're a tvvat.

I don't mind Bandy though.

bandito Posted on 2/11 17:17
re: bandito

Sas is fussy, thats all. Up n coming trips to Rome, Amsterdam, Bratislava, New York and Australia should see him smiling.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:19
re: bandito

got prague pencilled in for new year if i can get a decent flight

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:21
re: bandito

Whoopdedoo?

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 17:22
re: bandito


captain5 Posted on 2/11 17:22
re: bandito

More like, 'it's a bit cold there that time of year and it'll probably rain.'

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:22
re: bandito

watch out schoobahood is the one who likes to tell everyone he's going out with a model you know

think i might do a euroepan game in 2006, just to see how all the p1ssheads make arses of themselves

--- Post edited by sasboro on 2/11 17:24 ---

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:24
re: bandito

So? I was. And now I'm with someone even better looking. Jealous much?

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:25
re: bandito

ofcourse i ma jealous

post up a picture so i can decide if she is worth getting jeoulous about. quite a few models are ugly you know

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:26
re: bandito

Now why would I want to do that?

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:27
re: bandito

So i can see if i would get jeolous like you were implying.

bandito Posted on 2/11 17:28
re: bandito

the most annoying thing about my threads is it takes fe cking ages to scroll down to see the last post. Does anyone else have that problem or is it just me?

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:29
re: bandito

I wasn't implying, I was asking you directly. And no, I'm not putting a pic up, especially not considering we split almost a year ago.

captain5 Posted on 2/11 17:29
re: bandito

Buy a computer with an 'End' key.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:30
re: bandito

so how can i answer you question if i dont know what she looks like? bit silly really!

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:32
re: bandito

You're the one who brought the subject up.

DybuksChampion Posted on 2/11 17:33
re: bandito

And an 'Off' button.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:33
re: bandito

youre the one that told everyone on here

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:33
re: bandito

...about a year ago. And I'm sure someone asked me a question regarding my relationship, I wouldn't have just said it outright.


--- Post edited by Scubahood on 2/11 17:35 ---

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 17:34
re: bandito

Sas - Thats why I find your peculiar attitude to young Briggsy's attendance at games so interesting. You warn people on here not to take things seriously but whether Briggsy goes or not seems like a matter of life and death to you.

You admitted you were losing your interest in Boro and it was only a matter of time before you quit - and thats definately reflected in your posts - so I wonder if you are jealous of Briggsy's ability to pick and choose his games without any guilt or worrying what people think.

You mention what games you are going to miss very defensively. Who cares? We dont care. Rather than you being cooly dispasionate and mostly contemptuous of this place and the people here I think you actually need us as a wall for you to bang your head against as you carry out your final end game with MFC. Maybe you want us all to stop going to matches too, to come with you and do whatever it is you are going to do when you cut your ties.

We all fear change, habits of a lifetime are difficult to let go. Do Boro feel like a millstone round your neck sometimes? Is that why you come on the board being overly negative and/or winding us up? Untngle this web you've woven for us all, lets get to the real sasboro. A good cry and I reckon you, us and Boro will be all ship shape again.

--- Post edited by Gillandi on 2/11 17:37 ---

Cheeses_Christ Posted on 2/11 17:34
re: bandito

I love it how the 40 year old virgin and tattoo always have to back each other up when others on the board gang up on them.


oh, and Congratulations to sas on his forthcoming travel plans. A chance to be a miserable coont on 3 continents.

--- Post edited by Cheeses_Christ on 2/11 17:36 ---

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:34
re: bandito

well stop replying then

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:36
re: bandito

welcome chees_christ.

i am sure in real life you are a lot more miserable than me1

bandito Posted on 2/11 17:37
re: bandito

bloody hell, were scraping the barrel now. Who let cheeses on the thread?

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:37
re: bandito

"Sas - Thats why I find your peculiar attitude to young Briggsy's attendance at games so interesting. You warn people on here not to take things seriously but whether Briggsy goes or not seems like a matter of life and death to you. "

and so arent you doing the same to me as you keep mentioning that i wil stop going soon. i think you will be dead before i stop going!

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:38
re: bandito

Nah, I prefer replying, thanks. It amuses me.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:39
re: bandito

well done scubahood, i'm proud of you

Scubahood Posted on 2/11 17:40
re: bandito

I don't need your approval, but thanks anyway.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:41
re: bandito

no problem.

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 17:46
re: bandito

"and so arent you doing the same to me as you keep mentioning that i wil stop going soon. i think you will be dead before i stop going!"

Is this just foolish pride or have you definately had a change of heart? Or did you lie to us in the first place? None of it's very good.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:48
re: bandito

disappoionted gillandi, your notes on me are way behind the times. your like the chelsea manager who has a book of quotes from mr wenger noted over the years in his office draw

anyway i bet your more miserable than me in real life!
are these your typical quotes when out in your cab?

'this government is sh ite..blah blah..etc"
" dont eat the pizza in the cab"
"your too drunk to come in"
" no i wont sh@g you for a free taxi"

--- Post edited by sasboro on 2/11 17:49 ---

Cheeses_Christ Posted on 2/11 17:50
re: bandito

Christ! It's no wonder you're still single, you daft radish

bandito Posted on 2/11 17:52
re: bandito

you talking to yourself again?

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 17:54
re: bandito

Scubahood - I'm surprised you haven't taken Sasboro up on his "Getting Unemployed Young Males Back To Matches Scheme". He offers to buy you a ticket, meet you in the pub of your choice and he doesn't want any money back till you find full time employment.

If you don't renew next season I want a finders fee.


He doesnt take the board very seriously though.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:54
re: bandito

i'm not single..well nothing serious..but defo not single

chees_christ fancy meeting up for pint sometime or prefer hiding behind a username?

sasboro Posted on 2/11 17:55
re: bandito

he gallindi your not as pretty as schubahood

Cheeses_Christ Posted on 2/11 17:58
re: bandito

Is that a thinly veiled threat, sas.


Why would I want to meet you for a pint? according to tattoo you're exactly the same away from the the board so why would I want to drink with you when I cannot stand your board persona


If you want to meet for other reasons then say so and we'll arrange it

sasboro Posted on 2/11 18:01
re: bandito

no, i'm not into violence. violence never solves anything

anyway i'll be in doc browns for the next home league game after fulham game so hope you can make it and i'll buy you a pint. also a chance to meet the rest of the clique of here(not just bandito) hope you can make it always good fun meeting faces behind the usernames

bandito Posted on 2/11 18:01
re: bandito

why tattoo mr cheese?

I'm curious

Cheeses_Christ Posted on 2/11 18:11
re: bandito

You don't remember fantasy island mr dito?

bandito Posted on 2/11 18:12
re: bandito

nope, why?

At a rough guess is there a small bloke on it called tattoo?

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 18:14
re: bandito

"i think you will be dead before i stop going!"

Charming.

sasboro Posted on 2/11 18:16
re: bandito

sorry, wasnt meant as an insult

Gillandi Posted on 2/11 18:24
re: bandito

It's okay, no offense taken.

I'm off to walk the dog now. Coulkd be my last time but you werent to know that.

later peeps, try and be nice to each other.




Lucky_Alf Posted on 3/11 9:55
re: bandito

"I'm off to walk the dog now. Coulkd be my last time but you werent to know that."

Superb stuff Gill!!

Sas, you better hope he wasnt mauled by Albert Park's rampaging duck population.

I'm quite glad I kick started this thread yesterday. Just look at what we would have missed!

Bandy says: "Sas is fussy, thats all. Up n coming trips to Rome, Amsterdam, Bratislava, New York and Australia should see him smiling"

Sas says: "i'm not single..well nothing serious..but defo not single"

FFS Sas, stop stalking her, she doesnt want you. Just let her get on with her air-stewardessing duties will you. You AINT gonna join the mile high club.

Buggerlugs Posted on 3/11 10:56
re: bandito

Its funny that with all Bandy and Sas's superior "we are so cool" posturing on this thread it is in fact they who are coming across as real nerds. The mutual adoration they seem to have for each other is also, shall we say, a little bit weird.

Sasboro is Smithers to Bandito's Mr Burns.

red_rebel Posted on 3/11 11:26
re: bandito

Cliquetastic! Threads like this show we all know way too much about each other on here to be healthy. It appears its not just BB75 that keeps notes

Lucky_Alf Posted on 3/11 15:22
re: bandito

Buggerlugs, but they dont like The Simpsons remember. It just isnt funny.