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stepat Posted on 3/2 16:39
Tips on reaching 100

I've only posted a few of my own and never got past 20 or so. Can anyone give me tips on how to reach 100 posts? Im not a girl, so that may put me at a disadvantage.

Mattyk50 Posted on 3/2 16:41
re: Tips on reaching 100

say something vaguely controversial, then disagree with every single reply

riverboat_captain Posted on 3/2 16:41
re: Tips on reaching 100

Firstly, change your username.

Something like nubile_bi-curious.

starbecksmoggy2 Posted on 3/2 16:42
re: Tips on reaching 100

Pretend to be a hot young girl

OhWell Posted on 3/2 16:43
re: Tips on reaching 100

I think you're on to a winner with this one.

(hint: now disagree with me and call me a racist bigot...)

--- Post edited by OhWell on 3/2 16:43 ---

stepat Posted on 3/2 16:43
re: Tips on reaching 100

I am willing to try

starbecksmoggy2 Posted on 3/2 16:44
re: Tips on reaching 100

Try what ?

wogga Posted on 3/2 16:46
re: Tips on reaching 100

Mention racism or religion in your title

sambaDTR Posted on 3/2 16:46
re: Tips on reaching 100

Mention Juninho in the title.

OhWell Posted on 3/2 16:47
re: Tips on reaching 100

Draw a cartoon of... oh wait, that's been done.

stepat Posted on 3/2 16:52
re: Tips on reaching 100

Iam hot, willing to travel and can accommodate

grantus Posted on 3/2 16:55
re: Tips on reaching 100

You will need to nurture the thread, post intellegent replies to the people, keep it out of the gutter. You may need to revive it a couple of times when it starts flagging.

Or go with controversy on the following subjects

Sex
Religion
Politics
Human / Animal rights


Some shyt like that

starbecksmoggy2 Posted on 3/2 16:56
re: Tips on reaching 100

Post a photo of yourself dressed in KKK stuff praying to mecca,with ya tits out of course

bandito Posted on 3/2 16:58
re: Tips on reaching 100

mention my name

grantus Posted on 3/2 17:02
re: Tips on reaching 100

Who are you?

OhWell Posted on 3/2 17:03
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and keep hoofing your own thread, even when you're not adding anything of value.

stepat Posted on 3/2 17:08
re: Tips on reaching 100

Her is a picture of me and bandito

Link: link

borobuddah Posted on 3/2 17:10
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Not sure Bandito will apreciate that.

bandito Posted on 3/2 17:11
re: Tips on reaching 100

how strange

stepat Posted on 3/2 17:12
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Just taking on board the many helpful hints i've been given. Sure he won't mind.

starbecksmoggy2 Posted on 3/2 17:14
re: Tips on reaching 100

You have 1 out of the three,now the other 2

OhWell Posted on 3/2 17:15
re: Tips on reaching 100

If you believe that then you're an idiot, and the terrorists have already won!

stepat Posted on 3/2 17:25
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Our glorious, triumphant white robes are made from Cormorant feathers. We bite the heads off before plucking, and use the blood for lubrication during intercourse

Link: cormorant

stepat Posted on 3/2 17:29
re: Tips on reaching 100

HOOF

starbecksmoggy2 Posted on 3/2 17:31
re: Tips on reaching 100

Where's the topless photo of yourself ? praying to mecca ?

stepat Posted on 3/2 17:33
re: Tips on reaching 100

Trying to upload it as we speak!

stepat Posted on 3/2 18:02
re: Tips on reaching 100

Do you like this picture of me walking my dog

Link: fetch

Smithy_MfC Posted on 3/2 18:06
re: Tips on reaching 100

give boateng_7 abuse and request for other people to join in

stepat Posted on 3/2 18:10
re: Tips on reaching 100

Is that definately the way forward, Smithy? cos all my other efforts havent proved as successful as i had hoped. Think im running the risk of being permenantly hated on here!

starbecksmoggy2 Posted on 3/2 18:11
re: Tips on reaching 100

The other thread seems to be working,keep it up

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:36
re: Tips on reaching 100

You get help from me

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:37
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Cheers, CH

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:38
re: Tips on reaching 100

A lot better than starting from "1" don't ya think

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:39
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RED ARMY

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:40
re: Tips on reaching 100

ONE STEVIE GIBSON, THERE ONLY ONE STEVIE GIBSON, ONE STEVIE GIBSON

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:41
re: Tips on reaching 100

Certainly is, mate.
Regarding my original question in this thread, HOW do you do it?

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:42
re: Tips on reaching 100

Nudge Jax for me, this is more important than than Holiday Showdown!!

northeastcorner Posted on 14/2 21:43
re: Tips on reaching 100

get people to suggest alternative album/movie names eg, everything u can think og with "wild" in it, replace it with "mild"

wild wild west becomes mild mild west, and so on.

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:43
re: Tips on reaching 100

BIGGEST TIP OF ALL:


Have a conversation with a few people on this thread - goes up a lot quicker.

If you don't reach it in one day, just hoof it the next day - the people you were talking to will recognise it and start posting on it again

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:45
re: Tips on reaching 100

Ok, ill take those ideas on board!

It may take me a week but ill get there

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:46
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Took me nearly 6 months before I even tried to get one.

My average is only 10.9 because I started a new thread of all of the time - I learnt my lesson

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:47
re: Tips on reaching 100

You goin to Stuttgart CH?

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:48
re: Tips on reaching 100

Jax is so popular that every one that likes her replies once and she has a ton

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 21:48
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I'm here. Sorry I'm late.

Tips for a ton - hard question, not to sure what the answer is really.

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:48
re: Tips on reaching 100

Nope - Son's Birthday so I can't unfortunately

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:49
re: Tips on reaching 100

Start a roll call

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 21:51
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" Jax is so popular that every one that likes her replies once and she has a ton "

Rofl - I wish!

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:51
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Jax, maybe its like the chicken and thegg thing?

How old is your son, CH? Im not goin either, like.
Have to complete 80 days of my placement by June, so cant take time off

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:55
re: Tips on reaching 100

Eldest is 7 on Thursday

Middle one is 5 on Sunday

Youngest is 3 in June

chboro Posted on 14/2 21:56
re: Tips on reaching 100

What is the placement for??


I'm popping to the shop so I wont reply for 15 mins

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 21:56
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Yes, the chicken and the egg thing sums it up quite nicely.
I thought my thread about women drivers was a sure fire ton up but nope

--- Post edited by jax_1 on 14/2 21:57 ---

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:56
re: Tips on reaching 100

So u will have a busy/expensive week, then! any parties planned?

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 21:58
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Oooooh - will you be fetching some chocolate and crisps back please Ch?

stepat Posted on 14/2 21:59
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CH Im doing a degree in Social Work, in my second year of 3.
Jax, tried to boost it with a link to a poor woman driver!

downing_4_england Posted on 14/2 22:00
re: Tips on reaching 100

i got to 120 with a post on
'Is Margaret Thatcher An Israelian'
now theres some sound advice for you

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:01
re: Tips on reaching 100

Ill have a galaxy and Pickled Onion crisps, please CH

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:02
re: Tips on reaching 100

Ive had an idea "Favourite Crisp Flavour" ???

downing_4_england Posted on 14/2 22:03
re: Tips on reaching 100

that is naff and will get you nowhere sunshine

downing_4_england Posted on 14/2 22:04
re: Tips on reaching 100

off to watch shameless what a show

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:04
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LOL thanks step yes I noticed that. She was dire wasn't she. I expected her to still put the ticket in the machine but she disappointed me

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:04
re: Tips on reaching 100

Favourite Boro Rumour/Conspiracy theory?

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:05
re: Tips on reaching 100

Yes, the ending was disappointing

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 14/2 22:05
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39 hoofs

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 14/2 22:07
re: Tips on reaching 100

make that 37 hoofs

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:07
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Eeeeks, awwwww step, say it ain't so - you are one of the Aran jumper and Jesus sandal brigade aren't you?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 14/2 22:08
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now 35 hoofs

and so on.........

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:10
re: Tips on reaching 100

LOL Monty - your powers of inflation in play again?

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:10
re: Tips on reaching 100

no, but i do have some cords

john_lillie Posted on 14/2 22:11
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69

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:11
re: Tips on reaching 100

Cheers, Monty. Hoof away, my friend

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 14/2 22:11
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I wonder if anyones done a solo 100 thread through the gift of self hoofing ?

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:11
re: Tips on reaching 100

Awwww noooooooo Step

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:12
re: Tips on reaching 100

" the gift of self hoofing "


chboro Posted on 14/2 22:12
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Shoite, I'm a minute later than I said - must get more excercise

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:14
re: Tips on reaching 100

Could be a new clique- the self hoofers

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:14
re: Tips on reaching 100

Did you bring the crisps CH?

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:15
re: Tips on reaching 100

Yes expensive, but no party, we are doing the cinema and bowling.

I took them to Disneyland last year to cover both of their birthdays - we went exactly 1 yr tomorrow and we vowed never to go again when it is bitterly cold.

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:16
re: Tips on reaching 100

You're supposed to ask before I go - not while I'm gone.

Have you never heard of mobile phone??????

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:18
re: Tips on reaching 100

By the time we realised you were going, you had already gone!

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:20
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We were worried when you took so long

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:21
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Yeah, worried he was eating it all himself

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:21
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I've got













Chocolate cake

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:22
re: Tips on reaching 100

Say pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:25
re: Tips on reaching 100

It'll be expensive at Cinema, i took my two to see Narnia, spent 12 on cokes + popcorn alone - that's 6 pints in our money!!!

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:26
re: Tips on reaching 100

Please,




Pretty please


* bats eyelashes *

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:27
re: Tips on reaching 100

TELL PEOPLE YOUR INTERESTING, EVENTHOUGH YOUR NOT

I,VE ONLY BEEN A MEMBER A WEEK AND HAD LOADS PAST 20

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:27
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I don't go that often because I was shocked at bring ripped off at that cineworld one when it was ugc - they overcharged me for nearly everything

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:28
re: Tips on reaching 100

I'm putting it in the cd rom drive now jax - let me know what you think of it

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:29
re: Tips on reaching 100

barry norman wannabe, chboro
jonothan woss maybe,

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:30
re: Tips on reaching 100

LOl you mean the cup holder Ch




LOl @ Adam


Not many needed on here now Step.


It's coming up.....

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:31
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Is that supposed to make sense or have I missed something adam




jax - you watch too much tv

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:31
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Dont Stop Jax. Dont Stop

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:32
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Can you email cake in a zip file?

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:32
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8

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:33
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I'll try anything once

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:33
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Or twice

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:33
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just trying to get ya back for all the grief you gave me the other day ch, i have obviously failed badly once again, however your time shall come. lol

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:34
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It was a debate - not grief


If you notice at the end of your thread the other day I was very civil

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:35
re: Tips on reaching 100

ghasdfgfegfeg fwugfe gf e feoj
ew trg h
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adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:35
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only kidding, i only remember bad, not good, i am miserable.

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:35
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TON very well done

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:35
re: Tips on reaching 100

I have admitted being a cord wearing social worker, what are your jobs, Jax,CH

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:35
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It's Dare!!!

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:36
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I've noticed that adam

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:36
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I am a professional skiver





















I mean Gas Fitter

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:36
re: Tips on reaching 100

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Im Da Man

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:37
re: Tips on reaching 100

stepat must have his 100 hundren mark now, does the chat room on this site not work?

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:37
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Don't know adam - we post on the main board because we RULE

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:38
re: Tips on reaching 100

i work for. in capa city, anyone know them.

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:39
re: Tips on reaching 100

Just took a pic of my back garden, im SOOOOOOOO happy

Link: joy

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:40
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Yeah, Chatrooms are for LOOOOOOOSERRS

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:40
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Capa city??? what is that??

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:40
re: Tips on reaching 100

Congrats Step, well done on your very first ton


Long story for me step, for another time maybe.

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:42
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Ok, Jax. Sure we'll get time for that one some day!!

Need a Social Worker?

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:42
re: Tips on reaching 100

try work it out, its a kind of benefit?

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:42
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Ah I know what you mean Adam

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:42
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Whats long about standing on the corner of Union st. jax???

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:43
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- just looked closely and I see.

















Scrounger

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:45
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Jax, you DONT??

I did once but i was young and needed the money

adam1979 Posted on 14/2 22:46
re: Tips on reaching 100

come on then, what is it?

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:47
re: Tips on reaching 100

Reidy's on my case again. First Viduka, now this!

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:48
re: Tips on reaching 100

I stand there but I never get to go anywhere No one ever offers me a ride


Thanks for the offer but I don't need a social worker thanks step

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:50
re: Tips on reaching 100

He picked on L.L. the other night too.
Was going to say don't answer his thread about why is it important to have aq ton up

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:52
re: Tips on reaching 100

Yeah, What was That LL business? Who is he?

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 22:54
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L.L. = Lisbon Legend. Don't know what the chew was about but reidy appeared on a thread making vague insinuations.

chboro Posted on 14/2 22:56
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Enough is enough - he has a higher thread than I've had now















Fooook it
























I'm hoofing my death one AND my toy one

--- Post edited by chboro on 14/2 22:56 ---

stepat Posted on 14/2 22:56
re: Tips on reaching 100

Sorry, Jax my message was crap!! I know LL , but he was insinuating(sp) he Knew something about LL etc. Reidy seems a bit creepy, dont you think?

jax_1 Posted on 14/2 23:00
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I just don't like it when peeps play mind games like that. The obvious intent is to cause embarrassment and I can't see the point.

stepat Posted on 14/2 23:12
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I now average over 18!

stepat Posted on 19/2 0:26
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?

Holgate_72 Posted on 19/2 0:27
re: Tips on reaching 100

hoofing old threads will lead to a ban

stepat Posted on 19/2 0:29
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Sorry, couldnt resist