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jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:28
Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Especially for Mr Reginald Molehusband

stepat Posted on 15/2 22:30
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Here

GrendelsMate Posted on 15/2 22:30
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm not him but I'm in. Evening Jax how are you?

Red_Clowne Posted on 15/2 22:31
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm here


Emmy87 Posted on 15/2 22:32
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

im here too even though i shouldnt be!
Im not suppost to post anymore coz always get the ginger ninja in trouble lol

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jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:32
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya Step, nice to see you


Gren! Hiya, I'm fine thanks - how are you? Has the swamp been swamped after all that rain? Great to see you as always

ccoIe Posted on 15/2 22:33
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hi all

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:33
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya Clowne, hows derbyshire tonight.

Hiya Emmy, welcome to roll call

ReginaldMolehusband Posted on 15/2 22:34
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Me me me, I'm here .... no longer a roll call virgin.

Emmy87 Posted on 15/2 22:34
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

thanks jax

GrendelsMate Posted on 15/2 22:36
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm great me like. Actualy duckie(!) I've moooved!!!! I'm a rural gent these days. I am in Norton, kind of drying out nicely.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 15/2 22:39
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Do I need a note for all the ones I've missed ?

mcbrid Posted on 15/2 22:39
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm here - but I'm of to bed soon cos I dont want to miss that flight in the morning!

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:40
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hi cc - it's roll call I know but I have to say I don't agree with your posts on the other thread.


Welcome to roll call Reginald Molehusband. I have a feeling that we might already know you but nevedr mind. A new roll call, a new name

Yvw Emmy


Ah goodo then Gren, you are all posh now then Hope that your new home is a happy home always filled with the sound of laughter. I hope that it's a lucky house for you too

Red_Clowne Posted on 15/2 22:42
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hi Jax, Derbyshire's fine, just getting the supplies in ready for tomorrow evening in front of the telly


GrendelsMate Posted on 15/2 22:42
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Cheers Jax, if i knew how I'd do a bid luvvie dovie Kissy smilie thing but as i dont I'll drink to you instead. Pip Pip

ccoIe Posted on 15/2 22:43
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

thata fair enough jax you done the right thing by just ignoring it the rest replyed so i respond back

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

LOL Monty - yes of course, otherwise you might have to spend some time in the bunker

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hope that you have a safe journey then Mcbrid and a great time whilst you are there

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:48
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

there ya go then Gren and cheers to you and your new home

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 15/2 22:48
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I dont mind bunking up with yer

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:48
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cc - yes I wasn't going to get into that. As long as it doesn't seep into roll call, cos roll call is sacred

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:49
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LOL Monty it's the torture you might not enjoy, the cattle prod can be a bit painful you know

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 15/2 22:50
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 22:56
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

LOL Monty Well just book a time and date with ch and he'll let me know

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 15/2 22:57
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Block booking for July and August please CH

chboro Posted on 15/2 22:58
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

GrendelsMate

Link: smilies

chboro Posted on 15/2 22:59
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Diary is wide open jax - they pay, go in, see the equipment and run away screaming

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jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:08
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Yes I know Ch I noticed Ray never came back the other night to finish his initiation either

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:10
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Maybe the savlon didn't work properly - give him a shot of morphene(sp?) next time

ReginaldMolehusband Posted on 15/2 23:13
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

"I have a feeling that we might already know you but nevedr mind. A new roll call, a new name" ????

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:15
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Yes we'll have to remember to buy some shares in savlon you know Ch. We'd make a fortune

Sorry then Reginald, just thought we have known you with a different name. Makes no odds, all names are welcome on roll call

stepat Posted on 15/2 23:18
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Is Adam on here? Is it safe to come in?

b0r0 Posted on 15/2 23:20
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

He's off looking for rabbits

stepat Posted on 15/2 23:21
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Good, Jax - i have lube

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 15/2 23:21
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Ay up lass!

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:23
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya step and what are you going to do with that? we told you before, it needs to be industrial stregnth

Hiya Boro Shut the door make sure he doesn't get in then!

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:23
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I get silicon grease from work stepat - the best lubricant you can get

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:24
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya Otters , nice to have you back on roll call and all fit and well too. Will you be staying home to watch the match tomorrow or are you going to the pub?

stepat Posted on 15/2 23:25
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Could you get me some ch? i have some swar-figa (sp)

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:27
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

You get a trial tube with your first session in the bunker - just book youself in for a hour - 2 minutes later you'll be screaming with delight, honest.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 15/2 23:29
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hopefully have a Chinese in front of the telly jax .... the thing is, the wife keeps complaining about me bringing these foreign lasses home

stepat Posted on 15/2 23:29
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Is the bunker open this Sat?

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 15/2 23:32
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Grumpy calling in.
Bit fed up today.
Just got the date for leg operation, 15th March, was hoping it would be sooner but first jolly hol (well, long weekend)of the year now in doubt.

Hope to hell I wake up after, strange breed these anastheticy types according to my sister who is an op theatre staff nurse.

She's a wind up merchant (I hope)

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:33
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Otters

It depends if we win or not Step

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:34
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Sunday night - don't play on Saturday do we???

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 15/2 23:37
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You'll be fine GP, don't worry about it.

Just in case .... can i have whatever is left in your betting account ?

elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:38
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Now if I did a roll call I'd get ignored, is it because jax is a bird??

Sexist barstewards

ONTOUR2005 Posted on 15/2 23:40
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Me again! Checkin in two nights running - anyone would think I was off work sick or something

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:42
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Hiya Grumps Well at least it will be all over very soon then you can concentrate on getting fit for the summer. Modern anaesthetics are fairly safe. there is always a risk but it's very low and they have to tell you that just in case.

jarazinho Posted on 15/2 23:42
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Gidday....

slightly overcast and 24ish.

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:43
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

" Now if I did a roll call I'd get ignored, is it because jax is a bird??

Sexist barstewards "



Ooooooooooooohhhhhh, Ch you can deal with that one!!!!

comfortable_shoes Posted on 15/2 23:43
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Well good evening all, seems like there has been quite a little party going on!!

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:44
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Hi again On Tour Hows you? Are you poorly?

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 15/2 23:45
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Yeeeeaaahhhhhh!

The comfortable one is back in town.

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:45
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Hiya jara Must be the first time it hasn't been sunny according to your forecast Well done again on the gold medal

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:45
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Jax is POPULAR - get over it mr "elino_no-one-notices-me_1"

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:45
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya Comfs How are you this evening?

elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:45
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Jax, teach me!!!

comfortable_shoes Posted on 15/2 23:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hello Otley mate, you have not been very well I understand, feeling abit better I hope

jarazinho Posted on 15/2 23:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Thanx Jax...yea not sure whats happening!

elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

ch, I want to be loved. sniffle.

comfortable_shoes Posted on 15/2 23:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Tired, I'm getting fed up with all these doctors sticking things up my bum

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

LOL ta Ch, I wasn't even going to attempt to answer that one.

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 15/2 23:47
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Otters

I'm going to lose the rest this weekend just to spite you.
That, of course is if I place bets.
Dummy is well spit out. You are still a Tw>>

GrendelsMate Posted on 15/2 23:47
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Late reply CH cheers for that will try later

Rocky_Rhythm Posted on 15/2 23:48
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Evenin' all...and to Mr Reginald Molehusband a special welcome, I think?. Anyway, hope tonight finds you all in fine fettle

And OBF, the place I was talking about was Wynches Activity Centre, Moor Lane...........if you can cast your mind back that far
I only remember now coz I was trashing the last two years paperwork tonight (fkin credit cards!) and came across the 'Brownies'* bill
Note*: Not a drugs reference

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:49
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

We all want to be loved

elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:50
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

chboro, are you a bird as well??????

Ey up lads, I think I'm in ere.....

ONTOUR2005 Posted on 15/2 23:51
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Hi jax - I aint too bad - just burnt half my hand off last night!

chboro Posted on 15/2 23:51
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

- come on round, I've got a nice surprise for you

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:52
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" Jax, teach me!!! "

Sorry nino, it can't be done, it just comes naturally - or in your case, not

elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:52
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm scared

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:53
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya Rocky - How are you today, thought you might have gone over to Stuttgart?

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 15/2 23:53
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Thanks Jax

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 15/2 23:54
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Comfy: Just a bit of a bug type thing .. fine now ta. Now stop telling porkies, you never get fed up of things being pushed up your bum!

Grumpy Paul: Thank you for your kind words Sir ..... do you want to borrow a fiver?

Rocky: Yes I know what you are talking about ... I'm trying to think where it is. Shame it wasn't the other brownies !

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:54
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Awwww On Tour - is it still sore? Did you go and get it looked at? Hope the meal was nice though Hope your hand is soon better.

jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:54
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Treble Trouble!


You are very welcome as always Grumps. I don't like to think of any of my pals being in pain

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jax_1 Posted on 15/2 23:54
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Treble Trouble

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elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:55
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Triple post, blatant attempt at getting the ton quicker.

Shocking tactics

comfortable_shoes Posted on 15/2 23:56
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Otley, hope you are better now and it was not my GP, it was just a special club I go to, I don't mind if they tell me that they are going to do it. It is just when they suprise me, it can sting a little.

elnino1 Posted on 15/2 23:59
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Comfy, Otley, too much talk of orifices and entry here, I'm already nervous about chboro

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Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:00
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

The trick is to relax Comfy .... well, so I'm told

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:01
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

elnino1: it gets much worse at times

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:02
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

What does???????????????????????????????

--- Post edited by elnino1 on 16/2 0:03 ---

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:02
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Otters!! Whatever do you mean?

comfortable_shoes Posted on 16/2 0:03
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

chboro is a man who knows about orifices and different diameter pipes and fittings!!!

Relax, I will remember that next time Dr Richards is behind me, it's when you feel a hand on each hip and he says, now just relaaaaaax Mr Shoes!!!!

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:03
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

jax, don't play the innocent, I've been watching you...


elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:04
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Comfy, does he buy you a drink first?












What's his address?

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:04
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Talking about me behind my back

Rocky_Rhythm Posted on 16/2 0:04
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Hiya Jax. I wish! - I can speak the lingo and everything!!
And have many mulleted and tashed relations in the area. Hey ho,
potless at the moment but that's life (and Channel 5 tomorrow will do the job I suppose!).

I've taken Friday off so expect some real serious slurring Friday night!

EDIT: ooh, I should've read the whole of this thread, there's some serious nastiness going on. Play nice everyone..not really, carry on

--- Post edited by Rocky_Rhythm on 16/2 0:09 ---

comfortable_shoes Posted on 16/2 0:05
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Does he fook, he is really rough too, spends a lot of time around the Otley area apparently, where he is shagging some big bald bloke!

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:07
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

lmfao, likes it rough eh?

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:08
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

nino - I'm a very good girl I'll have you know









































- I have to be otherwise I have to give them their money back

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:09
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

jax, you've just made my night!!!

I can make you whole week for you if you like

comfortable_shoes Posted on 16/2 0:09
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Yes and he does not wash his hands first, I said to him what about MRSA? he just smiles and said, tuff sweetheart!!!

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:10
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Awwww that's a pity Rocky - there's a lot of that going round at the mo though sadly ( Skintness ). Treat yourself to a few cans to watch it with and share the glory with us on here during the match at the same time.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:10
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

nice one Comfy.

Ahhhh so that's what he meant when he said "I like to slip into comfortable shoes".

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:11
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

jax is mine
































Plus I don't have to pay

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:11
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I think you've scored with Mr elnino jax!

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:11
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

" Depends " What do I have to do?














and how much will I have to pay?

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:11
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

ton

comfortable_shoes Posted on 16/2 0:12
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Yes and I bet a lot of people would if the truth be known!

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:12
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

jax, I'm too young for this conversation, I'm embarassing myself.

You win mylady!

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:18
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

LOL Ch


LOL nino



Goodo a ton +

Rocky_Rhythm Posted on 16/2 0:19
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

'share the glory with us on here during the match at the same time'

That's the idea . Now, am I supposed to flirt or make any innuendoes (sp?)

OBF, fancy a shag?

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:21
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

@ you Rocky

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:27
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Rocky !!!!!! what kind of a chap do you think I am FFS?










OK ... round the back of FMTTM Towers in 5 minutes .... bring some lube.

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:28
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

game for a three way, I'm all excited cos of jax so I'm on the game, I mean game

comfortable_shoes Posted on 16/2 0:29
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Fook the lube, bring a bucket of grit!!!

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:29
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Oh no, we can't have 3 somes anymore. Not after last time

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:33
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

What happened last time jax???

Link: :o)

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:35
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Is that a stag party?

elnino1 Posted on 16/2 0:36
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

hehe I'm crying with laughter here, "a bucket of grit".


Class

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chboro Posted on 16/2 0:37
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

famous???

Link: or not?

Rocky_Rhythm Posted on 16/2 0:37
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Bollox - I go away for five minutes and I miss a shag of a lifetime. Well some chapping* at least. It's just not going well for me at the mo!

Best go check those lottery numbers..

Edit:
*chafing
*chaffing
*fk it, chapping



--- Post edited by Rocky_Rhythm on 16/2 0:52 ---

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:38
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Oh it was a terrible thing Ch. I think that's why Ray is so frightened of the initiation ceremony but suffice to say that from that day to this, when the generator reaches full capacity ....... no, I can't tell you. It's just too much

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:38
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

One of my favourite joke

Link: :o)

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:40
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

There was an awful smell of overcooked pork that night!!!

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:40
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm starting my own business

Link: Selling hand lotion:o)

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:42
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll







Poor

Link: little fella

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:43
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Thank god I'm straight

Link: ooooooooooooooooooouch

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:46
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Oh it was just awful wasn't it Otters and we didn't evben have any apple sauce

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:48
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Well I thought they were funny

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:50
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

LOL Ch, they were all a little too much for my sensitivities

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 16/2 0:50
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I could make a joke about tasting some pork, but as I am a gentleman .. I wont

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:52
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

You are sensitive about cartoons????

I liked them so nerrr

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:53
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

That's never stopped you before Otters

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:53
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Wasn't cartoons in the pics I saw Ch

chboro Posted on 16/2 0:56
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

You're trying to confuse me aren't you. 1 photo of a stag party and the rest are cartoons

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:57
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

No not cartoons Ch

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 0:59
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Look for yourself

Link: Blush

chboro Posted on 16/2 1:04
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

KNITTING, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


comfortable_shoes Posted on 16/2 1:05
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Right, goodnight all, I feel a wave of sickybelly on the way, so I must go.

Night and take care all

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 1:05
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

and here's another one!

Link: Traumatised!

chboro Posted on 16/2 1:05
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

I'm off to bed now, so good night

chboro Posted on 16/2 1:06
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

That is scary






Good Night to all

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 1:06
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Awww night night Comfy take care and sleep well. Pleasant dreams. Sugar and a pinch of salt in warm water might help.

Hope you are better tomorrow!

jax_1 Posted on 16/2 1:08
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

Night night to you too Ch, sleep well and pleasant dreams. Take care. Hope that you all enjoy the movie tomorrow

PNGfulham Posted on 16/2 2:04
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

.




jax......its PNGfulham here...



dont go to bed i bise




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ray192 Posted on 16/2 6:35
re: Rollllllllllll Calllllllllll

wahey just got in how the night flew .