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graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:01
Do the players come on this board?

Southgate has already said that he listens to Century quite often, and if he wants the fans view theres no better place to come than here. Maybe not all the time, but the likes of Downing, Cattermole (local lads) may visit it to find out whats being said about em. What dya reckon?

lostmylipstickinrome Posted on 27/3 17:02
re: Do the players come on this board?

I have it on good authority that Chris Riggot does.

The_Apprentice Posted on 27/3 17:03
re: Do the players come on this board?

I am Danny Graham....

the_broken_fridge Posted on 27/3 17:03
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I'm Andy Peake.

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blondie_dcfc Posted on 27/3 17:04
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Not quite the same I know - however, one of Riggs' brothers deffo reads this board.

blondie.dcfc
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B_Hills Posted on 27/3 17:04
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I personally know 2 of them do !!

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:04
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boateng, does.

i think karembeu still comes on occassionally

Shaun71 Posted on 27/3 17:04
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There was a rumour that Davies did but I think it was unfounded.

Ive heard Hignett and Mustoe do as well

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:05
re: Do the players come on this board?

lostmylipstick how dya know that?

hot_boro_girl Posted on 27/3 17:05
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i am james morrisons girlfriend...well i'll keep wishing.

Shaun71 Posted on 27/3 17:05
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Cos shes Riggs girlfriend thats why. Opps cat out of the bag

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:07
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If they do and they read this thread post some messages, we wanna hear from you.

northeastcorner Posted on 27/3 17:07
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im better looking than james morrison. i just havnt got his bank balance. shallow cow

stampysdog Posted on 27/3 17:07
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Sometimes they do.

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lostmylipstickinrome Posted on 27/3 17:08
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My lips are sealed, if not covered in lipstick since Rome!

The_Apprentice Posted on 27/3 17:08
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I am Doriva.......

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:08
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just post 1 thread per player and slag him off and see who bites the most

mufflar Posted on 27/3 17:09
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Pogatetz tried once but it was a Tuesday and the board took ages to load so he smashed his monitor to f..k with a big hammer..

hot_boro_girl Posted on 27/3 17:09
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northeastcorner i like that comment, hes a good looking lad and seems down to earth but moneys not everything personality is main priority.

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:10
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Mufflar youve not answered my question on the other thread.

London_Boro Posted on 27/3 17:11
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mufflar

northeastcorner Posted on 27/3 17:12
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good 'cos i really dont have his bank balance, i have a sponging students one

mufflar Posted on 27/3 17:13
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Graeme - apologies, what was your question?

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:16
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Southgate definatley posts on this board as does Boateng.. Southgate has posted several times today and I cant believe he hasnt been outed. Only a handful of people know and it would be unfair for these people to say who he is. However, beswick believes its good for morale that players know what is being said about them. These players have been posting since the Villa game

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:18
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Banditos in the know

Name names

My question mufflar, was why should my surname be sharp?

The_Apprentice Posted on 27/3 17:19
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I am Southgate.............. and Boateng.

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:20
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i think bill beswick used to post under the name scoea, but i think they stopped his internet access

mufflar Posted on 27/3 17:20
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because your observations were spot on...

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:20
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Bandito, if your serious, which i think you are. Then why arent they allow to name names? Is it becos they think hell be mobbed with questions, or just a privacy thing?

mufflar Posted on 27/3 17:21
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I'm going to identify Southgate...watch this...

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:21
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Southgate has posted about 6 times today, presumably after training. His name is nothing like you would expect, as you would expect if you know what I mean. Anyway, I cant say too much. Dont want his cover to be blown otherwise he'll stop posting cos all the ijuts will scare him off. Garteh. if youre reading this, your name is secret

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:21
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Ha ha very funny mufflar.

I thought it might be that or i thought you might be referring to someone famous for some reason.

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:22
re: Do the players come on this board?

Ok then Bandito how do you know this? Im believe you, im just interested in finding out how you know this?

Edit - And what 'type' of things does he post. The unexpected or what a footballer would probably post if you get what i mean. Obviously you cant say which posts, giving it away.

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mufflar Posted on 27/3 17:23
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is he Hot Boro Girl?

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:23
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to oust the players on here you will have to get everyone to list who they know and keep going until the suspects have been narrowed down

speckyget Posted on 27/3 17:24
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It's grantus isn't it?

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 17:24
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bandito - Please don't say you know this because you've got a "Very good source"

We'll all know your telling porkies then.

mufflar Posted on 27/3 17:25
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is it Boro Bliss?

the_broken_fridge Posted on 27/3 17:26
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nobody on here knows who i am.
I could be southgate.

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:27
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I know cos Alistair brownlee set up the email account for them at the training centre and beswick wanted a reresentative to assess team morale. George and Gareth duly signed up and ali told me their usernames.. Bernie used to post but he is useless with computers so ali has taken over bernies username which is quite funny

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:29
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So why are they kept hidden? and again what 'type' of things do they post?

northeastcorner Posted on 27/3 17:29
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this is beoming one of those things that makes you want to gouge your eyes out with frustration

Lefty3668 Posted on 27/3 17:29
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If it is Specky, I expect us to get through to the UEFA semi final. He certainly wants to travel to Bucharest.

Derby_Red Posted on 27/3 17:30
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Ey up me ducks, I can't believe nobody realises I'm Chris Riggott, it's obvious really, perhaps I should have chosen a more subtle username, youth.

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:31
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they search for answers on team affairs. They arent concerned with pop groups or pizzas. It would be foolish of me to reveal their names cos at the moment it's working well within the club and I have it on good authority that other teams are following suit. Beswick likes to explore every single avenue to improve morale and get fans feedback.

burrah Posted on 27/3 17:32
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i'm spartacus

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 17:32
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I am actually Emerson and am posting from Greece.

Riggotts_Missus Posted on 27/3 17:32
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Bandito, how do you know stuff like that?

In fact how come everyone else seems to have a mole inside the club, apart from me?

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:33
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So for example: They wouldnt reply to what is your favourite album? but might to 'Pogatetz incident'.

Do they start post themselves?

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:33
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you have to watch out for the thread asking 'Know any irish bars in..' its sometimes on of the players.

speak to buddy, as i think he keeps a record of everyones IP address

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ianson_smoggy Posted on 27/3 17:33
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i sense a century

Derby_Red Posted on 27/3 17:34
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I should be in the clear then if they only respond to posts that are even in the slightest relevant to anything useful....

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:34
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its hardly revolutionary stuff is it. Players are just like fans. They use computers. Robbie Stockdale used to be a regular poster but soon gave up when fans started giving him stick!

Riggotts_Missus Posted on 27/3 17:34
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Teling us their first ever Boro away match experience may just give it away and I doubt they would be interested in most of the posts on here "Guess what I can see out my office window." etc

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:35
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So if its not revoloutionary why dont they reveal themselves?

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:36
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Was quite funny the other month when fans were saying Southgate was finished and Gareth himself even went on the thread and defended himself under his username. Class!

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:36
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next time you see a player,just introduce yourself as your username.

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 17:36
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If they do post they'll know how god damn fickle some Boro fans are then.

No wonder Southgate doesn't do the salute after games that often.

Riggotts_Missus Posted on 27/3 17:38
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Am I the only person checking Block17 to find Gareths post? I guess it will be on "If Southgate was a dog...."

Bored already. Given up on that.

--- Post edited by Riggotts_Missus on 27/3 17:40 ---

Derby_Red Posted on 27/3 17:40
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I suppose I shouldn't be shocked they read/post - imagine my surprise when the nice lady from the ticket office said she'd seen my thread when she met us to hand over the tickets. It looks like hardly anybody asociated with MFC *doesn't* read it.

Thanks again, by the way, if you're reading this!

sasboro Posted on 27/3 17:40
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for example if some slags of ugo constantly then it must be riggott

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 17:41
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I think its

Link: this one

piggy_nichol Posted on 27/3 17:44
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I'm pretty sure I recommended giving Gareth a whack with a rolled up Gazette on the 'If Southgate was a dog' thread.

Sorry Gareth. I meant to say give you a biscuit.

Good Boy.

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 17:45
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I've just gone through the if Southgate was a dog thread. I'm not sure he's defended himself on that.

kahunaburger Posted on 27/3 17:46
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Sir Gareth if you are reading this are you and rocky having a comp for the worst hairdo at the boro...

GtBB Posted on 27/3 17:46
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Gareth Southgate = fart_on_my_balls

MsCurly Posted on 27/3 17:46
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What a load of crock.

If there were really players posting on here, I would have had Mark Viduka on the blower by now asking me for a date.

blondie_dcfc Posted on 27/3 17:46
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Bandito wrote "they search for answers on team affairs".

Blimey, who's sh@ggin' who then? lol.

blondie.dcfc
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Derby_Red Posted on 27/3 17:47
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Ms - Or he could be on a date asking for a blower.....

--- Post edited by Derby_Red on 27/3 17:47 ---

northeastcorner Posted on 27/3 17:47
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yeah! so would I!

bandito Posted on 27/3 17:48
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wrong thread!

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 17:49
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I reckon one of the Newcastle players posts under the guise of Mad_Dog_Poga.

His posts are as anti-Boro as you can get.

--- Post edited by EmersonsPerm on 27/3 17:49 ---

Riggotts_Missus Posted on 27/3 17:49
re: Do the players come on this board?

Surely, by a process of elimination we can work this out;

The followng people made pro-Gareth posts:
Piggy_Nichol(the rolled up Gazette comment excluded)
Technicolour _Beer
Stepat
b0r0
Gillandi
Gibson
boro_by_heart_2k5
manimboro

Seeing as the rest of you know each others true identity, you must be able to work it out.... unless of course I am G Southgate.

Towell Posted on 27/3 17:50
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Tis either Gibson or Boro by heart 2k5

fart_on_my_balls Posted on 27/3 17:51
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Told you once already Curly theres good reason why he wouldnt ask you on a date and its not because youve got hairy palms

piggy_nichol Posted on 27/3 17:53
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I vote for technicolor beer, or can someone else (not Riggot, either) rule him out?

MsCurly Posted on 27/3 17:54
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Did you F_O_M_B?

It must have been fairly inconsequential, as I have no recollection, you'll have to repeat it for me.

Jan_uary Posted on 27/3 17:54
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Have to agree with kahunaburger about the hair.

Rocky's isn't too bad apart from the girly band,but Gareth pet, please,please do something quick!

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 17:55
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If this is true, I reckon it could be Gibson.

fart_on_my_balls Posted on 27/3 17:56
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He bats for the other side

kahunaburger Posted on 27/3 17:56
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gibson = Sir Gareth

Bukowski_MFC Posted on 27/3 17:57
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If Southgate is reading this I'd like to say that I was extremely critical about his form earlier this season but he hasn't half turned it around and is back to his best. Top man.

MsCurly Posted on 27/3 17:58
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Does he really, F_O_M_B?

Cor......he plays cricket as well as footy? The man's got talent, I tell yer.

I'd best go and shave my palms now just in case he calls.....

Riggotts_Missus Posted on 27/3 18:00
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See "Gibson"'s post below.

Do you think Gareth would be doing his own tiling?

Maybe thats why he has had weekends off recently. Suddenly it's all becoming clear. Now I'm no DIYer but 400 tiles .... it must be a bloody big toilet.

--- Post edited by Riggotts_Missus on 27/3 18:01 ---

Link: Tiling.... hmmm

Towell Posted on 27/3 18:02
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hmmmmm the plot thickens

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 18:02
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I think Bandito has sent us on a wild goose chase.

Towell Posted on 27/3 18:03
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He's mm40

Riggotts_Missus Posted on 27/3 18:08
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Would Gareth be bothered about what channel the European matches have been on, cos that is what mm40's been posting about.

I can't believe I am wasting my time even thinking about this.

Cant we just have a bit of a user name amnesty?

I will go first:
I do not play for the Boro

Elton Posted on 27/3 18:10
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I'd hate to see this thread fall short of the ton...part shares to grantus methinks.

jmboro Posted on 27/3 18:12
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Goal_Scrounger woud be my guess just for the G_S part

MsCurly Posted on 27/3 18:15
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I can't believe you're all spending your time hunting old threads because Bandy's thrown you a couple of red herrings.

When will you people learn?

borodrew Posted on 27/3 18:15
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its definitely one of the names mentioned on here - GUARANTEED!.

briggsys_boro_duvet Posted on 27/3 18:15
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I know some footballers do post on this website. Ray parlour is one.

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 18:17
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What a load of ballacks.

Lincoln_Exile Posted on 27/3 18:20
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Ballack posts on here as well EmsPerm? We are going up in the world.

whenskiesrgrey Posted on 27/3 18:21
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I'm Brian and so is my wife.

EmersonsPerm Posted on 27/3 18:22
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Lincoln_Exile - He does indeed. I have it from a very good source.

--- Post edited by EmersonsPerm on 27/3 18:23 ---

Lincoln_Exile Posted on 27/3 18:25
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Probably trying to engineer himself a move, take the step up from holding Hargreaves hand to fighting for place on the bench with Doriva.

gaz_of_boro Posted on 27/3 18:33
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Looks like we will
never find out.

boronutter Posted on 27/3 18:33
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im emanuel pogatetz! i really am.

kahunaburger Posted on 27/3 18:34
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Good knock graemeboro

grantus Posted on 27/3 18:39
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You lot are nuts.

davo44 Posted on 27/3 19:21
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Having looked at that post I have narrowed t to 3

Jam_the_parmo
Technicolour Beer
Boro_pete

If any one knows any of these then we can eliminate them from our enquiries before outing the true culprit

MsCurly Posted on 27/3 19:23
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Tech beer is corruptbiggins.

northeastcorner Posted on 27/3 19:23
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you are on an absolute mission.

i salute you.

ste_north_stand Posted on 27/3 19:25
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jam_the_parmo has been posting before the Villa game.

davo44 Posted on 27/3 19:26
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So its jam_the_parmo or boro_pete.

I think it was the latter as he asked if I was a w***ker..bound to be a player

jd1973 Posted on 27/3 19:29
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On that basis it could be anyone of 7.2 billion humans davo....

ste_north_stand Posted on 27/3 19:29
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no it can't be jam_the_parmo as he posted before the Villa game and Gate supposedly starting posting after the Villa game.

AtomicLoonybin Posted on 27/3 19:34
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I'm Billy Bremner and I'm posting from beyond the grave. Woooooh!

I'm also Bobby Moore.

And possibly George Best. Or Derek Acorah.

northeastcorner Posted on 27/3 19:36
re: Do the players come on this board?

we're never going to find out who the players are, lets just let it lie, rather than let the frustration consume us all.

RedWurzel Posted on 27/3 19:44
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No Boro Players post on here, they have better things to do, don't any of you watch footballers wives etc

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/3 19:57
re: Do the players come on this board?

Bandito is indeed telling the truth regarding Gareth although I'm pretty sure he won't reveal himself as it would be impossible for him to continue using the board.

There are to my knowledge at least 7 members of the first team squad that read this message board of whom 2 post messages.

Briggsy and Ms Curly are big favourites with the lads that read the threads.


Monty of Rockliffe

jd1973 Posted on 27/3 20:02
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Is fatknackerlardarse Mark Viduka?

davo44 Posted on 27/3 20:13
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7.2 billion people???? That means 3.8 billion think Im cool ner ner ner ...

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/3 20:18
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Either that or the 3.8 billion know youre a wan­­­­­­­­­ker and dont need to ask

piggy_nichol Posted on 27/3 20:18
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I heard that they want to play down at Goals with us as well, but are waiting for a week when both Kriv and Rev are busy.

davo44 Posted on 27/3 20:20
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Highly unlikely - after all my charm, quick wit and repartee will have won them over

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 20:21
re: Do the players come on this board?

WOW! Went away for a couple of pints and this thread was on 60 something, expected to come back and find it had been lost somewhere in the thousands of pages of useless threads instead ive got well over a 100, and i only posted a few of them.



Back to the topic, I believe Boro players DO post on here, and TBH we probably wont find out who they are, for 3 reasons.
A) Thousands of people post on here
B) They wont want to give themselves away else theyll be mobbed with questions and what have you.
C) Even if someone did claim to be a player how do we believe, how do we know their not pulling our legs?

Just for the record im not a player, 100% Guaranteed, no matter how much I tried as a kid it never happened for me.

--- Post edited by graemeboro on 27/3 20:21 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/3 20:24
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Well Gareth definitely has you down as a tos­­­­­­­­ser

davo44 Posted on 27/3 20:26
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So it is boro_pete then - aaah

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/3 20:31
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No davo, if you think about it I'm saying the opposite.

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 20:33
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Ok then, if the players do read this board on a regular basis as Bandito claims, then the chances are that in the last 3h 30m since i posted this thread one of thems been on. And seeing the title of this thread (not meaning to brag) has probably looked at it, and even quite possibly replied (since ive had over 120). This is all assuming Bandito telling the truth.

20_Briggsy Posted on 27/3 20:42
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Bandy wouldnt make this up.

LLPJ Posted on 27/3 20:44
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i agree with Gaz_of_boro we will probably never find out.
Or will we?
















Gaz short for Gareth?

manboobs69 Posted on 27/3 20:45
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I think he is telling the truth. Remember Southgate is from watford.

graemeboro Posted on 27/3 21:27
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Has my thread lost popularity? nooooo

K4t0 Posted on 27/3 21:49
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bloody hell

Its no wonder we dont want to let people know who they are.

If they did there would be far too many questions to answer and can you imagine the day after a bad game ??

wooeee

Of course players look, they want to know whats being said by the fans aswell as the papers yknow

gravy173 Posted on 27/3 22:11
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LOL

libardi Posted on 27/3 23:24
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My guess is boro_by_heart_2k5. Just the right tone of modesty when speaking in praise of Southgate/ himself and general statesman-like air.

If its not you, step forward and reveal your true identity. Or if it is you, step forward and deny it anyway, leaving us none the wiser

b0r0 Posted on 27/3 23:42
re: Do the players come on this board?

I reckon it is pete_boro, if you search for other threads he's started he's only started one - and that one was "Time to back Mac not sack".

Have a look on www.block17.co.uk

boro_by_heart_2k5 was asking for a lift to the West Brom game, now unless Southgate was late for the team bus I think we're safe to say it isn't him.

--- Post edited by b0r0 on 27/3 23:44 ---

monkeydust Posted on 27/3 23:46
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its gaz_of_boro

downing_4_england Posted on 27/3 23:51
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id fancy it to be J_Linardi

monkeydust Posted on 27/3 23:55
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its you init libradi

red_rebel Posted on 28/3 0:00
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Yeah, yeah, very much so. The gaffer told us to keep the thread tight for the first 20 posts or so then try and nick one. We knew the chance would come if we kept working hard and looking for a way through then Bandito's done good to set it up late on and the Gate's ghosted in back stick with a good strong denial.

Lucky_Alf Posted on 28/3 7:34
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So Ally told you did he Bandy?

Thats interesting, will have to check that one.

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 9:10
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20_Briggsy Posted on 27/3 20:42
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bandy wouldnt make this up.



captain5 Posted on 28/3 9:23
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Round of applause for bandito for the deflection. The original wasn't going anywhere near the goal, so we'll credit him with the ton.

XXLshirts_fit_all Posted on 28/3 9:32
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havent read the whole thread but back to its original topic

i have it on good authority that frank found out about smac and his missuses from this here board, so it has a lot to answer for, ie frank being dropped!!!!!!

so stop spreading malicious rumers

RaRaRasputin Posted on 28/3 9:50
re: Do the players come on this board?

Never mind players! I believe Steve Mclaren himself comes on here.

Theres no doubt that Smac loves himself and theres no doubt Lisbon legend loves smac, therefore they are one in the same!

Also Lisbon legend moans about sitting alone at lunch and I inagine the same applies to smac.

bandito Posted on 28/3 10:14
re: Do the players come on this board?

the club captain himself has posted in the last 25 minutes. Thats all i can say. He seems to like my threads tho so I'm happy!

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 10:19
re: Do the players come on this board?

What, within the last 25mins Gareth Southgate has sent a letter to his grandmother, and complemented you on your trousers?

You are properly in the know you like.

TheBoroBoss61 Posted on 28/3 10:48
re: Do the players come on this board?

I am Steve Gibson and on the last home game of this Season i will be making a major Announcement.

Tony30 Posted on 28/3 12:16
re: Do the players come on this board?

Hi Bandy, how you doing? - you know how to cause a stir! - are you going out to Basel?

bandito Posted on 28/3 12:19
re: Do the players come on this board?

nah, game too soon for me. I think we'll get through so will be instigating my plan of attack for Bucharest

Tony30 Posted on 28/3 12:26
re: Do the players come on this board?

Same for me, Maggy's making it though, he's doing some serious airmiles this season

wolfman86 Posted on 28/3 12:29
re: Do the players come on this board?

this has to be one of the funniest threads ive read, keep it up lads

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 28/3 12:32
re: Do the players come on this board?

Jam_the_parmo it is NOT ..... believe me!

bandito Posted on 28/3 12:47
re: Do the players come on this board?

Now Bernie, how you doin (wolfman 86) incase nobody has realised!

You're too obvious man!

BOBEND Posted on 28/3 12:50
re: Do the players come on this board?

Given all but two of the posts are timed late at night or in the early hours of the morning and the post from Boro_by_Heart_2k5 is timed at approximately 11am I would suggest he is the most likely candidate.

bandito Posted on 28/3 12:52
re: Do the players come on this board?

must try harder BOBEND

borodrew Posted on 28/3 12:55
re: Do the players come on this board?

you fools.

benjofbomo Posted on 28/3 12:57
re: Do the players come on this board?

its Graemeboro, trying to throw us off his scent

bandito Posted on 28/3 13:01
re: Do the players come on this board?

Boateng has made a post in the last 10 minutes

juninho_the_legend Posted on 28/3 13:06
re: Do the players come on this board?

I have it on good authority that southgate is Cobain_94

borodrew Posted on 28/3 13:08
re: Do the players come on this board?

boatengs the easier one to get.

if youve been on his icons said,read about his beliefs/interests etc, its easy to guess his name. hes only posting football related too.

we should let him be though. interesting to know there thoughts, dont wanna chase them away!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/3 13:10
re: Do the players come on this board?

Did you cock your username up when you registered benj ?

bandito Posted on 28/3 13:11
re: Do the players come on this board?

about 6 weeks back I nearly got involved in a brief cyber argument with Sir Gareth himself and then quickly realised that he is my Boro hero. Very strange. Those who know his name will have clicked. George stays out of bother which is wierd considering his no nonsense approach on the pitch.

benjofbomo Posted on 28/3 13:14
re: Do the players come on this board?

no, sorry

Benj of Bournemouth (bomo)

only just realised it looks like i did though.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/3 13:27
re: Do the players come on this board?

Just wondering.

benjofbumo would of been an amusing mistake

wolfman86 Posted on 28/3 13:28
re: Do the players come on this board?

it would be daft to think players wouldnt at least read message boards, i mean if it was you wouldnt you know what people were saying about you, what the general mood in the town was about you? wonder if this will hit the double century, me thinks so.

JLinardi Posted on 28/3 13:32
re: Do the players come on this board?

DOwning_4_England do you not think im more likely to be maccarone.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/3 13:35
re: Do the players come on this board?

.

red_rebel Posted on 28/3 13:36
re: Do the players come on this board?

It would be daft to think players DID read the boards. That would presuppose they cared what the fans thought.

They get enough of being slagged off in relatively considered terms in the press without having to take it both barrels on here.

Still, good wind-up. Southgate, get yer hair cut yer scruffy get.

--- Post edited by red_rebel on 28/3 13:36 ---

JLinardi Posted on 28/3 13:42
re: Do the players come on this board?

put it like this Red, if you played for Boro wouldnt you want to know what people are saying about you?

ALso dont you think Mr Gate should think about a noise Job n all?

JLinardi Posted on 28/3 13:42
re: Do the players come on this board?

put it like this Red, if you played for Boro wouldnt you want to know what people are saying about you?

ALso dont you think Mr Gate should think about a noise Job n all?

bandito Posted on 28/3 13:46
re: Do the players come on this board?

a certain Boro captain has just posted on a bandito thread

ThePrisoner Posted on 28/3 13:46
re: Do the players come on this board?

Mark Schwartzer used to post but he kept dropping the keyboard. he might make a come back though, because he's been getting taking an IT evening class at Redcar Technical College. Module 3 takes in the basics of getting your body behind the keyboard.

graemeboro Posted on 28/3 13:49
re: Do the players come on this board?

wolfman?

Woolbert Posted on 28/3 13:51
re: Do the players come on this board?

According to a source southgate calls himself blue_slushpuppy.

Mat_Evans Posted on 28/3 13:51
re: Do the players come on this board?

Band does gareth still live in harrogate????

harryboro Posted on 28/3 13:51
re: Do the players come on this board?

Bandido - I happen to know a player who lives in a little village near a river near knaresboro - hence the username....am I VERY HOT???

Towell Posted on 28/3 13:52
re: Do the players come on this board?

.

--- Post edited by Towell on 28/3 13:54 ---

DybuksChampion Posted on 28/3 13:52
re: Do the players come on this board?

Mr Bandito you wouldn't be giving yourself several user n ids would you?

bandito Posted on 28/3 13:55
re: Do the players come on this board?

I'm saying nothing harry (winks)

It would be unfair of me to say yes but you never know he might reveal his identity oneday

janplanner Posted on 28/3 13:56
re: Do the players come on this board?

they're better off reading this, than looking at their scores out of ten in the tabloids, after a game.

btw, i love you all. although the marks are my favourites.

--- Post edited by janplanner on 28/3 13:57 ---

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/3 13:58
re: Do the players come on this board?

It's Nord_of_Nidd.

Obvious really, when you consider his autobiog of a few years ago.

Mat_Evans Posted on 28/3 13:58
re: Do the players come on this board?

I should be a detective!!

Fridge

--- Post edited by Mat_Evans on 28/3 14:01 ---

ayresome_82 Posted on 28/3 14:01
re: Do the players come on this board?

Its nord of nid, just read his post on bandies thread, its obvious... plus the autobiography a few years back.

MinPin Posted on 28/3 14:03
re: Do the players come on this board?

Bandy, I thought this was your best wind-up ever, but nothing more than that...

until I cross-refed to Nord-of-Nidd's comment on your 'best captain' thread.

If you (or anyone else) has created Nord as a parody of how Sir Gareth would post, you shouldn't be wasting your time on this board... you should be working for Private Eye.

Mat_Evans Posted on 28/3 14:07
re: Do the players come on this board?

i'm thinking it's a little tooo convenient, hmmmm the chase goes on....

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/3 14:09
re: Do the players come on this board?

on second thoughts, nord of nidd is a bit too much of a recent introduction to this site. can't be him.

South_Stand_Steward Posted on 28/3 14:09
re: Do the players come on this board?

This has to be one of the best debates on here for a long time. No pratts posting daft comments or jumping down each others throats cos they dont agree with a fellow posters comments.
I tried to get Graham Fordy to read threads and realise he'd see what the fans wanted not what he wants. I know for a fact though quite a lot of Full time MFC admin staff do come on here to see fans views. Dont think it would be fair if we knew who the players were..every thread would become question time and alot of people wouldnt post what they really feel/ think. An technically under the Data Protection Act neither Rob or Bandito
can divulge what they know...:)

I am Mark Schwarzer....

bandito Posted on 28/3 14:12
re: Do the players come on this board?

look chaps, I struggle to switch a computer on never mind fannying on making up new names.. If someone would tell me how to do it then i could have some real fun but for your info I havent made up any names. I simply dont know how to. What's an IP address?

Towell Posted on 28/3 14:14
re: Do the players come on this board?

The next task for us cyber sleuths is to find who Boateng is then

SuperBokSupper Posted on 28/3 14:18
re: Do the players come on this board?

im going with the nord of nidd guess.
maybe e will remember when i met him in sea at newcastle and showed him where to get a taxi from.
mat-evans yes bucharest sounds good.

Mat_Evans Posted on 28/3 14:39
re: Do the players come on this board?

You couldn't even be bothered to send a txt back, cheap skate! Now back to work tuns!!

Buddy Posted on 28/3 14:56
re: Do the players come on this board?

This is fantastic.

Buddy Posted on 28/3 14:57
re: Do the players come on this board?

Doubly fantastic in fact.

--- Post edited by Buddy on 28/3 14:57 ---

bandito Posted on 28/3 15:00
re: Do the players come on this board?

I think we should have a board salute for Sir gareth, hip hip ho.........

North_West_Corner_16 Posted on 28/3 15:17
re: Do the players come on this board?

... ray!

Mat_Evans Posted on 28/3 15:20
re: Do the players come on this board?

and one more for bandito's charade!!!

gallini Posted on 28/3 15:23
re: Do the players come on this board?

that's very kind bandito

bandito Posted on 28/3 15:47
re: Do the players come on this board?

graemeboro, I think the answer to your original question has been answered

Mat_Evans Posted on 28/3 15:50
re: Do the players come on this board?

Good knock graeme 5 short of your double ton, it's entertained me today at work anyway.

*applauds graeme and bandito off the pitch*

--- Post edited by Mat_Evans on 28/3 15:51 ---

ScottFace_88 Posted on 28/3 15:53
re: Do the players come on this board?

ScottFace_88 to Gareth Southgate, Gareth Southgate, come in.

Gareth, if your about email me at ScottFace_88@hotmail.co.uk, or chat on MSn to me. i know half the boro squad use MSN because i've got a few of the young lads email addresses and they've said they speak to the other lads on there, so guessin you might do

Holla at ya boy

--- Post edited by ScottFace_88 on 28/3 15:57 ---

Derby_Red Posted on 28/3 15:56
re: Do the players come on this board?

SouthStanSteward - yep, MFC Admin defo read this board but I don't know if it's in a professional capacity or like the rest of us!

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 15:56
re: Do the players come on this board?

bandito Posted on 28/3 15:47
re: Do the players come on this board?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
graemeboro, I think the answer to your original question has been answered

Yeah, the answer is 'No'

Nord_of_nid indeed.

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/3 15:57
re: Do the players come on this board?

almost to the double century....
























































I'm gareth by the way. Can't believe no-one has twigged.

bandito Posted on 28/3 15:59
re: Do the players come on this board?

Gravy: Why do you doubt?

borobetty Posted on 28/3 15:59
re: Do the players come on this board?

IF n_o_n is Sir G, then that would account for the good standard of punctuation and spelling in his posts.

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 16:06
re: Do the players come on this board?

Howay man, its far too convenient. Your earlier posts on this thread are clearly a wind-up, and suddenly, some random poster is posting on your 'Boro's best ever captain' thread in the 'style' of Gareth Southgate.

What, let me guess, he only posts about subjects that involve discussions that might include him?

It might not be you, but its somebody on a wind-up.

bandito Posted on 28/3 16:15
re: Do the players come on this board?

He's been posting on here for ages. Maybe someone has had a word in his ear

bandito Posted on 28/3 16:15
re: Do the players come on this board?

He's been posting on here for ages. Maybe someone has had a word in his ear

Derby_Red Posted on 28/3 16:19
re: Do the players come on this board?

How long has Nord_of_Nidd been posting then?

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 16:20
re: Do the players come on this board?

bollox.

Nord_Of_Nidd Posted on 28/3 16:24
re: Do the players come on this board?

Lads, Lads.

I've been looking at this board for a year or so, and have posted now and again.

Freedom_Bear Posted on 28/3 16:27
re: Do the players come on this board?

The bear is not Southgate.

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 16:32
re: Do the players come on this board?

Well that may be so, but you're not Gareth Southgate.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 28/3 16:34
re: Do the players come on this board?

I dont believe the players come on here at all.

--- Post edited by The_Lizards_Jumpers on 28/3 16:37 ---

FW_2 Posted on 28/3 16:38
re: Do the players come on this board?

Too late - gotcha.

jamesuk001 Posted on 28/3 16:39
re: Do the players come on this board?

Ronaldinho comes on here, hes thinking of signing for the North Ormesby Tute!!!

Derby_Red Posted on 28/3 17:45
re: Do the players come on this board?

Well Nord, welcome along, but I have to say until this thread appeared I can't recall a single post by your good self. Now is this just a coincidence?

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 28/3 18:01
re: Do the players come on this board?

What a load of shoite, there's no way that N_O_N is Southgate ...... I am!!!

grantus Posted on 28/3 18:10
re: Do the players come on this board?

*Standing ovation*

PS, a couple of you are very warm.

graemeboro Posted on 28/3 18:25
re: Do the players come on this board?

YERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Double ton!

Im very very happy, so does southgate post on here?

Derby_Red Posted on 28/3 20:35
re: Do the players come on this board?

We still don't know. Bandi's mate at work who he made register today does though, he's called Nidd or summat...

Eddie_Catflap Posted on 28/3 22:54
re: Do the players come on this board?

Great thread. I am Michael Owen.

K4t0 Posted on 28/3 23:07
re: Do the players come on this board?

Im a player, but not a boro one.

I do most of my playing in durham and newcastle and find this board quite amusing and a great reminder to avoid boro

TeessideCleveland Posted on 28/3 23:56
re: Do the players come on this board?

I've read most of the posts on this thread and still can't decide
I'll ask my workmates what they think when I get to Rockliffe in the morning

--- Post edited by TeessideCleveland on 28/3 23:56 ---

the_righteous_one Posted on 29/3 1:10
re: Do the players come on this board?

if boro players do come on this board, they arn't going to make themselves known are they, so doubt n_o_n is garath southgate

if it is garath i must ask why was his own performances prior to the chelsea game poor?

i think a lot of people thought he was finished