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A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:00
Unfunniest Board Member?

Someone had to do it

boroboy75 Posted on 28/3 14:01
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

john_lillie

red_rebel Posted on 28/3 14:04
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

You won't be getting many 'Thick Paddy' or 'mother-in-law' jokes from me.

ayresome_82 Posted on 28/3 14:04
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Keith

Red_Clowne Posted on 28/3 14:04
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Choose any from sas, jeffboldblum, maninmboro

There can each depress you at 400 metres


janplanner Posted on 28/3 14:05
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

bb75.

once proudly near the top of the funniest poster chart, but has become predictable and repetitive of late. desperately needs new material, or is in danger of heading the unfunniest parade

Smithy_MfC Posted on 28/3 14:06
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Reading1967

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sasboro Posted on 28/3 14:07
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

hope its me! more reason to want to piss people off on here

smithy_mfc, ok give us your best shot at being funny then!

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red_rebel Posted on 28/3 14:08
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Inage doesn't crack many funnies. Mind, he only come son when everyone is depressed after five defeats in a row.

Stephen_Hawking Posted on 28/3 14:09
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Anyone using multiple usernames.

Stephen_Hawking Posted on 28/3 14:09
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

or multiple posts.

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CattermolesSexPest Posted on 28/3 14:10
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

tony_block19

Always making jokes, cocky comments that are supposed to be funny but, to use one of his stupid one liners, go down as well as a fart in a space suit

grantus Posted on 28/3 14:10
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

lisbon's whiney drawl does sometimes sound like a hand scraping down a blackboard. Does that make him unfunny? You decide.

ray192 Posted on 28/3 14:11
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

maninmboro.

gravy_boat Posted on 28/3 14:12
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Tony, have you knocked her back?

Technicolor_Beer Posted on 28/3 14:12
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

me, but then I don't try.

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/3 14:13
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I can't stand A_New_Era.

I'd rather go to a Jethro concert.


(let me know when you need the wink)

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:15
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

it took 17 posts for someone to say me !! i thought the first reply would have been me in some form of witty comment

red_rebel Posted on 28/3 14:15
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Deffo ton.

Forza is as much fun as a night in with Pol Pot.

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 14:16
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Afraid so gravy_boat, she hasn't quite got over it.
Get back to school !!!!

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:17
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

to be fair jones, shes right

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 14:17
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

CattermolesSexPest - Muahahahaha How I laughed when I read that!

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/3 14:17
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

What you on about? I'd had plenty of fun evenings with Polly, as his close friends know him. Fondue, Twister, Sambuca. Happy Days.

BoroTommo Posted on 28/3 14:18
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Is that asian ganja, r_r?

I reckon dicky is by far the most obvious, therefore stupidly unfunny poster

CattermolesSexPest Posted on 28/3 14:18
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Boro_jade

grantus Posted on 28/3 14:21
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

borobliss was a hoot.

sasboro Posted on 28/3 14:23
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

borobliss was janplanner in the end

captain5 Posted on 28/3 14:23
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Don't think bliss was quite as posh as planner is.

naughtyboy Posted on 28/3 14:25
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

the ginger_clown....cant even get a stearing lock off

janplanner Posted on 28/3 14:25
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

i beg your pardon, sas, but i'm not borobliss.

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:26
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

bliss didnt have such big ankles

naughtyboy Posted on 28/3 14:26
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

boro_steve...cant even finish a garden wall off

naughtyboy Posted on 28/3 14:27
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

boro_phill...always eating burgers

janplanner Posted on 28/3 14:32
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

a_new_era. totally unfunny.

holgate_rochey Posted on 28/3 14:32
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Bliss doesnt wear a hat as elegantly as Miss Planner.

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:35
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

my apologies jan

sasboro Posted on 28/3 14:37
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

oops! i didnt mean it!

i guess i have won the unfunniest board memeber then?

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:41
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Not necessarily, give it a few more minutes sas

captain5 Posted on 28/3 14:42
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Boring is not the same as unfunny.

You'll be okay, sas.

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 14:44
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I know..

Lets all talk about how unfunny Tony is!

Haha

longster Posted on 28/3 14:45
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

why hasn't anyone nominated me?

captain5 Posted on 28/3 14:46
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Forgettable is not the same as unfunny either.

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 14:48
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I can see this becoming entertaining....

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 14:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Unlike you.

haha

captain5 Posted on 28/3 14:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

You say you love them and then they turn on you, Tony.

Harsh, very harsh.

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tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 14:51
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Did you think of that one all by yourself!!

The_Commisar Posted on 28/3 14:52
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

<sits and fumes in corner awaiting moment in limelight>

holgate_rochey Posted on 28/3 14:52
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

hahaha

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 14:53
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Come on Tony keep those one liners coming...

I just love how mature i am

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holgate_rochey Posted on 28/3 14:56
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

cant g'back

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 14:57
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I personally dont think Commisar is very funny. . . .

captain5 Posted on 28/3 14:58
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

He has his moments, just not very often.

Saying that, that time when he offered shaun_84 loads of work was funny.

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A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 15:04
re: Unfunniest Board Member?



this tony vs jade thing didnt last long

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 15:06
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

When did it ever?

captain5 Posted on 28/3 15:06
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Can you take medication so it lasts longer, Tony??

Nedkat Posted on 28/3 15:08
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Boroboy75 is not funny at all, not one little bit funny, in any way, shape, or form. Definitely an extremely unfunny chap !

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 15:08
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I thought wed see an "I HATE JADE ADAMSON" post!

holgate_rochey Posted on 28/3 15:09
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

"LoL" Captain

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 15:10
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Now we know that would be just silly.

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 15:11
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Silly as opposed to the other one Tony??

Now im just being plain nasty.. I dont mean it I just find it funny thats all

boroboy75 Posted on 28/3 15:11
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

It must be a generation thing, Cap'n Birdseye.

Nedkat Posted on 28/3 15:12
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Hello 75 !!

Why, what are you trying to generate ?

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 15:12
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Well I'd like to think I'm not as naive.

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 15:21
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

What you mean? as when you posted THAT thread?

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 15:26
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Yes.

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 15:28
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

fukin hell as if that was like a year and a half ago time flys !

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 15:31
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 13:49 Email this Message | Edit | Reply
re: In the absence of Dicky200006....

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I'd like to see Anne wearing something a little more kinkier during The Weakest Link. She comes across as a big dominatrix fan.

Something like a three-quarter Catsuit and knee night FMB's (Fuk Me Boots) shou



This is proof that Tony, is not funny.

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 15:40
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

*whistles*

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 15:44
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Thats the problem with uneducated schoolgirls, they don't understand sarcasm.

Whats with showing off anyway Jade?? You trying to impress somebody?

grantus Posted on 28/3 15:45
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

She's impressive.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 28/3 15:46
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

That Grantus character is a yawn a minute.

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 15:47
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Showing off!! To a bunch of strangers on a messageboard, not my style Tony, unlike yourself. I have so many examples to choose from but I dont think the people on here need them.

Eee ya just 'cant g'back' can you Tony?



And just for the record, im not usually this nasty

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boroboy75 Posted on 28/3 15:48
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

A schoolgirl, tony?
A certain board member will be typing one-handed if he reads that.

sasboro Posted on 28/3 15:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

is that why people work at garlands cos they can use both hands?

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 15:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

boroboy !

tony_block19 Posted on 28/3 15:53
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Yeah love showing off me like...
And I'm guessing this "can't g'back" lark is a little piss take within your little clique??

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 15:58
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Well you give us the fuel Tony

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john_lillie Posted on 28/3 16:01
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

why would you want fuel? you're a schoolgirl so i take it you can't drive.

are you an arsonist?

holgate_rochey Posted on 28/3 16:19
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

what clique?

grantus Posted on 28/3 16:20
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Time for your yawn lisbon.

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 16:21
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Rochey thats Tonys attempt at being clever or sarcastic.

Anyway, my rant is over, thats the last Im saying on this subject.

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Lisbonlegend Posted on 28/3 16:30
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

*Yawn*

BerwickHillsBoro Posted on 28/3 16:37
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Uh-oh...the Esk Club Juniors are ganging up on you Tony!

Nice trick to pretend their school was on strike today like!

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 20:41
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

you can shush n all, ive seen the texts

iain_dalton Posted on 28/3 20:53
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

haha..Emma's got someone else in trouble now

Borored Posted on 28/3 20:55
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Shush is a much underused word!

CattermolesSexPest Posted on 28/3 20:55
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Thanx Dalton, great help!

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 20:56
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Ironic thing is, by Tony not being funny and it being mentioned on here, we have created a funny thread

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 21:00
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

your not wrong about shush mate

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 21:26
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

O0o0 is that who BerwickHillsBoro is? Yeah ive seen the texts to, I also enjoy my strawberry milkshakes in a carling glass Mark

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A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 21:30
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

So so-far we think tony, sas, lillie, keith, jeffboldblum, maninmboro and me are unfunny

Borored Posted on 28/3 21:33
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

such a desperate attempt to get a 100

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A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 21:34
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Im so close, it would be heartbreaking not to get it !

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 21:35
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Ill help you... youre now one step closer.

hot_phone_girl Posted on 28/3 21:36
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Rob_fmttm

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 21:39
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

sas isnt not funny, hes just a little dull and serious

dicky200006, now he isnt funny

CattermolesSexPest Posted on 28/3 21:55
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

ill help to!

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 21:59
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Rereading the thread i think its safe to say the board characters or LisbonLegend and grantus have issues

boro_jade Posted on 28/3 22:12
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

99

A_New_Era Posted on 28/3 22:13
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

100 !!!!

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 12:16
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

anymore for anymore?

towz Posted on 13/6 12:41
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

rob_fmttm

Scubahood Posted on 13/6 12:43
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Towz.

grantus Posted on 13/6 12:44
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Issues, issues indeed.

Looky here, sunny jim, I'll give you issues, you cheeky little monkey.

I have no issues at all, relatively at ease with the World around me. The same can't be said of that lisbonlegend bloke, he's got more baggage than Marks and Spencer's.

Could do with some tissues like.

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 12:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

protesting too much....

captain5 Posted on 13/6 12:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

My comment stands.

grantus Posted on 13/6 12:51
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Too much?

Nah, you'll need a bigger boat kiddo. Just wait though, lisbon will be along soon. It's like taking candy from a baby.

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 12:53
re: Unfunniest Board Member?



captain, as i said on my other one, i only hoofed this so i didnt lose it when rivals has its monthly clean up

Marlon_D Posted on 13/6 12:54
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I suppose everybody has peaks and troughs in how humorous they are.
Myself I keep a high level maintained for most of the time.
I think it's unfair to singularly pick out a particular board member based upon my theory.











But seeing as though you asked littlejimmy is a right boring coont.

littlejimmy Posted on 13/6 13:06
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Words fail me.
It took 100-odd posts to get my name on here, then it falls to BB75's (who has the most nominations) new pet, mini-marlon to come up with a stunning, earth-shattering insight.
Get yourself to the Comedy Store, Marlon. I think they need a cleaner.

grantus Posted on 13/6 13:08
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I'll second that marlon

littlejimmy Posted on 13/6 13:14
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Aw, thanks Grantus. What a smashing chap.
By they way, you've already nominated somebody, you tit.

Marlon_D Posted on 13/6 13:15
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Have you been sacked again jimmy. I bet they caught you cleaning the rim of the toilets with your tongue again.

"words fail me" so does your sense of humour

I'll reitterate - boring coont.

grantus Posted on 13/6 13:15
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

.

Did I break the rules?

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 13:16
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

i need a poo

towz Posted on 13/6 13:17
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

fight fight fight

littlejimmy Posted on 13/6 13:20
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Your patter sucks, Marlon. You should stick to trying to portray yourself as "one of the lads" and regale us with more of your desperate anecdotes about beer-drinking and birds. Does boroboy75 know that you have a framed photo of him which you sleep with?

Marlon_D Posted on 13/6 13:24
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Put the handbag down jimmy and move slowly away.

bb75 does indeed, because he can see it over my shoulder when he is giving me one.

He said I'm a much better shag than you ever were and warned me you would be bitter.

littlejimmy Posted on 13/6 13:31
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

And I thought he had standards.

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 13:34
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

to be fair, the patter from both of you is shitt

"you shag boroboy75"

"yea i know i do"

Deary me lads, come on, raise the insults abit

grantus Posted on 13/6 13:35
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Give them a chance, they're slow learners.

boroboy75 Posted on 13/6 13:36
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

It is funny to see the self-righteous, littlejimmy dragging things down to gutter level.

littlejimmy Posted on 13/6 13:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Unfortunately, I have to keep it at an understandable level.

Marlon_D Posted on 13/6 13:51
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

New Era - you are saying my patter is shiite.

Aren't you the one who is obsessed with another board member's ankles ??

jimbo - you are the epitomy of the people on this messageboard who use long word's when they are trying to be humorous, when in fact you're a supercalifragilistic tvvat.

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littlejimmy Posted on 13/6 13:52
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I'd have to turn it down a few more notches if I went on the Big Brother thread.

MsCurly Posted on 13/6 13:53
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

To be fair to the lad, most the chaps here have a thing for planner's ankles.

boroboy75 Posted on 13/6 13:55
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

MsC, I thought her knickers obscured peoples view of them.

MsCurly Posted on 13/6 13:58
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

*wags finger at 75*

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 14:02
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

"New Era - you are saying my patter is shiite" - yes, yes i am

i must have mentioned jans ankles twice if that in the past few months. how i cope with this obsession is beyond me

scuzzmonster Posted on 13/6 14:05
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Describing them as looking 'steroid-enhanced' was out of order though, esky.

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 14:06
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

cheers scuzz!! ive only just got off her "fmttmers im not keen on at the moment" list!

scuzzmonster Posted on 13/6 14:08
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

'Welcome back.'

A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 14:09
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

its good to be back

janplanner Posted on 13/6 14:46
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A_New_Era Posted on 13/6 14:49
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

its not true i tell you, its a conspiracy!

Marlon_D Posted on 23/6 13:12
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Hoof

Just for Esky

A_New_Era Posted on 23/6 13:13
re: Unfunniest Board Member?


apl1970 Posted on 23/6 13:17
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

There`s some very, very sad individuals on this board.

Marlon_D Posted on 23/6 13:24
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

apl1970 - Fook off and get a life, to some this board is their only means of communication, isn't it Esky ?

A_New_Era Posted on 23/6 13:26
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Its the new craze sweeping the area, forget your mobile phones, this is the new form on contact....

Lincoln_Exile Posted on 23/6 13:57
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

There are also some funny ones and some excellent wind up merchants as well apl1970. I enjoy the banter between a lot of them and Marlon_D and BB75 are excellent a getting a response from people. Captain is quite funny, Lisbon has a Frank Spencer type exsistance that boggles my mind and his posts can be funny/interesting/banal. It all adds up to a fun experience, and a welcome distraction from writing COSHH assessments.











Unfunniest poster would be anyone to do with portsmouth for me.

And the funniest.........................................
comortable_shoes always made me chuckle.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 23/6 13:59
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Mufflar has raised a few chortles from me recently.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 23/6 14:00
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

But that wasn't the question. Unfunniest has to be Scoea.

scoea Posted on 23/6 14:47
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Well, it certainly isn't you LL. Wanting SWP to be given the nod ahead of Beckham - now that is funny stuff!!


Lisbonlegend Posted on 23/6 14:51
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

Afternoon Scoea. I wasn't sure you read these non football related threads.

I stand corrected, I'll have to choose someone else now.

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scoea Posted on 23/6 15:01
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I read most threads. Unless the likes of Cloudburst is the originator!!

red_rebel2 Posted on 23/6 15:01
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

I think bracketing BB75 with this Dingle fella is way off the mark. BB75 can be very, very funny. The wannabe tries far too hard and fails miserably.

Marlon_D Posted on 23/6 15:07
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

red rebel2 - I think you're making assumptions about my surname.

boroboy75 Posted on 23/6 15:26
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

The Procrastinator

He's conscious of the fact that he's unfunny, so he sends his insults to me via e-mail, after acquiring my e-mail address from admins resident idiot, corruptbiggins.

A_New_Era Posted on 3/9 10:25
re: Unfunniest Board Member?

hoof

billybalfour Posted on 3/9 12:14
re: New carry on film

Hatty jakes on a plane

capio Posted on 3/9 14:28
re: New carry on film

Ivor biggun, closely followed by buddah, biggun wins as he actually tries to be funny at least buddah is aware that he is witless.