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rosscollin23 Posted on 19/5 19:09
Trying to keep calm with this Woman

rite-this will need a little bit of ur attention so hopefully you can give me ur advice at the end.

ok, im 20 and a nice guy. me and my mate lea were up town and he got with this stunning lass and i was left with what appeard to be her 'boring mate'. but as it turned out shes a model-dint really see it at first but now i do.

anyways-me and mi mate take them bk to ours drunkly and obviously i try it on, which she declines and leave without exchanging contacts

4 weeks later i bump into her agian in town looking Stunning..and i play it a little smoother and get her number and we have 3/4 sucsessful dates?? really liking the girl and i seem to have found a v nice young lady

then when im in Eindhoven shes out and my best mate-whos also a proffsional smooth talker and Very good lookin fella, drunkly tells her how much of a player/womaniser i am and that she can do better i.e Him

so she says she doesnt want to see me ect and we sort it all out and have a few more dates?.........nearly there


anyways lastnite i suggested went for a drive to some where quiet, for some slap n tickle. so we park up and shes getin into it-and these boy racers all pull up around us flashin their lights in ect..so we drive off and find another place-and when i try it on shes just like fully not into it-but she keeps letin me try it on-now awakwrd silences and i just feel totaly awkward. i ask her whats wrong and she tells me shes still realy nervous, yet she dint tell me before i made FOOL of myself tryn it on

so we drive bk in slience and she drops me off

now today i get alll these emails like i kno ur just using me for sex and i dont want you to just keep using me, i knew it all along?! she refuses to ever talk to me again and shes convinced shes Right?? which is Not

>.<

whos to blame! me - for my girlfreindless/player background! her for massivly judging me on my drunken freinds speech and her gut instinct...OR my Mate who planted the seed of doubt!!

any ideas for the next move? should i keep chasing?!!

--- Post edited by rosscollin23 on 19/5 19:12 ---

manboobs69 Posted on 19/5 19:12
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Sounds like MontagueLongfellow got there before you.

rosscollin23 Posted on 19/5 19:13
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its making me scream being judged so harshly so i just need some ones opinion-i cant see the woods for the trees

CrazyL Posted on 19/5 19:13
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"anyways lastnite i suggested went for a drive to some where quiet, for some slap n tickle."

It's you at fault-surely if she is that nice you can do better than this?

rosscollin23 Posted on 19/5 19:14
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well she has to,d me how she loves to have fun in her car-? were both young so i 4t why not?

Valer Posted on 19/5 19:16
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Send her some flowers, if possible whilst she's at work so all her mates can see - nothing from the Shell garage mind,and no carnations and crysanths, maybe an outrageously expensive and artistic hand tie from Carl Banks - works every time.

jax_1 Posted on 19/5 19:17
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I'm not surprised she was wasn't quite up to the boil after being harangued by some boy racers. Have you tried doing things the romantic way, instead of just looking for your own pleasure?

MsCurly Posted on 19/5 19:26
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The answer is simple young one.......listen up to your Aunty Curls.

It's all about communication. You ask her if you can see her and stress that it is PURELY for a chat. Then you tell her that in the past you probably have been a bit of a player as have many folk, but that you really like her.

You tell her that your 'mate' was only trying to spoil things for you both so that he could make his move and that if she agrees to go out with you again then you will show her that you're interested in more than just her hot, young, nubile body.

You apologise if what happened in the car made her feel cheapened but you will make it up to her.

If she agrees, then you take her out for a meal and pay only HER attention for the entire date. You ask about HER, her interests, her family, her aspirations etc and you make her feel important.

Then you find a cosy back alley and give her a jolly good rodgering that she won't forget in a hurry.

Be more careful who you choose as your mates in future.

No need to thank me, MsCurly - 'Advice With A Smile And A Slight Wince With Pain'.

CrazyL Posted on 19/5 19:28
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"A cosy back alley" Euphanism Ms C?

manboobs69 Posted on 19/5 19:28
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thanks for the advice i think i will try that tonight

neiltrodden Posted on 19/5 19:30
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"Send her some flowers, if possible whilst she's at work so all her mates can see - nothing from the Shell garage mind,and no carnations and crysanths, maybe an outrageously expensive and artistic hand tie from Carl Banks - works every time."

And don't do this. It's the hallmark of a 'player'. You need to impress her and not her mates.

kerouac Posted on 19/5 19:33
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I'd be more worried about your punctuation, spelling and general grammar.

bblf Posted on 19/5 19:36
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Dont take her up the back alley on a first date mate, dont listen to her.

MsCurly Posted on 19/5 19:36
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kerouac, his woman is a model so it's probably irrelevant anyway.

(see the blatant jealousy there?)

neiltrodden Posted on 19/5 19:38
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Ross is a model too, if I remember correctly.

It's a match "m8d n hevon".

markofdboro Posted on 19/5 19:38
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yes but the lad just needs a bit of and i quote "slap n tickle"
init fella

kerouac Posted on 19/5 19:39
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Ha.. And I'm only jealous of him getting it on with said model..

rosscollin23 Posted on 19/5 19:42
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ha yer i did the modeling a few years back-blonde lad. i think thats a good line-to just say 'i wana talk'? i can get slap and tickle frm many sources but i loved the fact she made me chace!!

manboobs69 Posted on 19/5 19:43
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i thought it was always tickle then slap like in the madisons

rosscollin23 Posted on 19/5 19:52
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shes quoted as saying she would love to have the slap and tickle with me everynight man(she was slighly intoxicated) - but then she says how its 'not all about sex'?...well its a 'little' bit about sex then surly? which was is it woman?!

Nedkat Posted on 19/5 20:08
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The girl's obviously worried about being taken for an "easy ride", when she's not really into playing hide the sausage on the first date, or even on the 10th date. She sounds like a nice young lady, and you may have to work hard to woo this one. Tell her how you feel, act like ab adult when your with her. Don't be waving the old love torpedo in her face, and give her the time and the space to get to know you. Nothing wrong with a couple of romantic dates, a nice meal in a good restaurant, a few glasses of wine in a dimly lit low ceiling type place, out in the country. Then you can talk, and make sure that's all it is "talk" .. Get to know her, and get her to know you.

wheelz Posted on 19/5 20:16
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...promise to get her an S or T season ticket, (or a job in the ticket office);

who needs Denise Robinson when we've got our own Ms Agony Aunt Curly?

Listen up, young man! Listen up!!


NorfolknGood Posted on 19/5 23:43
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Do you speak to her in English or the same language as you post in.

Maybe she just doesn't understand you and needs an interpreter

Grumpy_Paul Posted on 20/5 0:01
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"The answer is simple young one.......listen up to your Aunty Curls.

It's all about communication"

Substitute Uncle Grumps for Aunty Curls

Bin her now and move on, it's all part of the growing up process.



Norfolk, so predictable.

--- Post edited by Grumpy_Paul on 20/5 0:03 ---

ohtheway Posted on 20/5 0:03
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First mistake you have made fella is going in all hands first. Keep your hands to yourself mate and just kiss her, let her start the touching.

The car as well, that bit made me cringe. Even if your young there's no excuse to be taking her for a fumble in the car. Get some cash and go to a restaurant, even if it's not the best ever.

I you can't be arsed taking it slow and just want to grab a feel, go and find a cheap slut to do it to.

sunset_over_ici Posted on 20/5 0:04
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And done better by kerouac

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 0:04
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if she is a model then more than likely she is mentally high maintenance and craves attention

ohtheway Posted on 20/5 0:10
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Scrap all that sensible stuff I just said....

Have you tried roofies???


sambaDTR Posted on 20/5 1:01
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Send her a scented letter with a love poem in the style of Keats. On
second thorts...

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 2:06
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haha cheers 4 the feedback fellas!!! i personaly 4t the car routine would have been fun and frisky, but guess not? learning curve n all that

Smog_Monster Posted on 20/5 6:19
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You just need to get to know her a bit better, find out what her interests are and then mimic them.
Try sitting outside her house in your car for a few nights, have look through her bins. Follow wher to work or when she's out with her friends. Follow her round the shops to see the kind of stuff she likes to buy. Send her text massages and emails all the time to ask her what she's doing, where she is, who she's with etc
She'll be mad for it after a couple of weeks of this.

The_Commisar Posted on 20/5 7:03
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walk away, plenty more fish in the sea, she's not worth the grief.
She sounds as shallow as a cats bowl.
You can and will do better than her.

MsCurly Posted on 20/5 7:52
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SHE sounds shallow? After stating she doesn't want to be used only for sex?

Commisar, are you demented?

On re-reading this morning I retract everything I said, rosscollins is obviously only after landing a conquest because she's proving tricky, I'm not convinced he likes her at all other than her physical attributes.

Leave the girl be, she'll learn about the nasty ways men have of getting what they want and then deciding they want something else, soon enough.

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 12:55
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hah cheers the comisionar! my 'im not chasing you' any more approcah workd and she is actually in my bed as we speak

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:56
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i pity the fool, why are you on the internet if you have a model in your bed?

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 12:59
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pic

Link: in bed

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 13:01
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you could have got that pic from anywhere. how about a boro scarf in the picture and lets see her face

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 15:53
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is this girl still in your bed

ohtheway Posted on 20/5 15:56
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Well anyone else think that pic and the sudden turn around is a complete load of bollox???

Is this boateng_7's new username???

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 15:56
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hah she just left maybe an hour ago, glad we made up!il put another pic on-i doubt she will mind

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 15:59
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uni houses man-lower than lower class

Link: jessica

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 16:01
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cool, is she a bit camera shy? plans to see her again?

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:02
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nar serious man she was screwin and stormed off from me when we were at the bar-screaming at me to f(**k off?...which i did

so i walkd home alone in the rain and when i got back she startd ringing me like can i talk to ya-so she got a taxi round?

nowt happend-she dint hardly talk 2 me in bed until this morining-not sure about the next move realy-she aint text me yet

ohtheway Posted on 20/5 16:03
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I'm still not buying this.

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:03
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weell it probs was a bad move to pojt the camera in her face like 35 seconds after geting outa bed like?but she IS a model so i thought she might just start posing?!

wanted to give you some feedback

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 16:04
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how come you are in a your uni house but both in eindhoven,that suggests you are both boro fans but surely she is not at the same uni as you.

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:08
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no i went to eindhoven and with mi lil sis and bro...and she just went out in wolverhampton and got chatted up by my mate-...i found out when i got back to UK? thats wher im at uni-shes from Dudley-the worlds Worst accent

Link: me in eindhoven

MsCurly Posted on 20/5 16:09
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ohtheway, what's not to buy?

The fact that virtually illiterate people are accepted into universities these days?

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:11
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ha well im playn a poker tournemnent that needs 99% concentration! i need 2 be breif man?!

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 20/5 16:15
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"anyways lastnite i suggested went for a drive to some where quiet, for some slap n tickle."

Norfolk and Curly are right y'know. Take her out to decent restaurants or countryside pubs for a meal. Wine her, dine her, 69 her!

ohtheway Posted on 20/5 16:19
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Just seems a bit strange that yesterday he's asking how to get her etc, and then today he is posting pics of her in his bed.

No one else suspicious?

If its true rosscollin, then apologies, bt I'm suspicious!

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:22
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oh yer i can fully underatdn ur suspision?

i dint say bye to her or anything when i left the bar-we'd had a serious serious argument like-i never normaly lose my cool with a girl that!!

she was in my bed but the main reason she properly came back was she lives like a 10 taxi away from town-thing between us are stil quite icey

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 16:31
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any slap and tickle last night or was it 'oh s*t, over already?'

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:47
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ha well i was to show how im not all botu sex ect and i wasnt tryn it on like-just 'wanted to enjoy ur company' session really?

saw a smidge of flesh 4 the boys this morning like- the thing is she said she doenst wana get to know me because im off to america for a few weeks soon?? but my argument was that i wana get2kno her as much as i can b4 i go like?

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 20/5 16:50
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What are you studying at Uni rosscollin, English?

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 16:51
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get in there before you go away because once in america she will get snapped up,remember she is a model afterall

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 16:54
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correctaumndo-shes class like

tell ya what-im betting batterd on here for mi spelling and that-guna av 2have a quiet word with myself like?!

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 17:15
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if you never gave her a good seeing to last night then she could now be thinking you are a bit slow and got bored and looking elsewhere

la_smoggette Posted on 20/5 17:19
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If Mr Smog posted pictures of me in bed or semi-clad on an internet forum, we'd have words.

I take it she doesn't know that the story of your fragile relationship is unfolding on the world-wide t'interweb?

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 17:40
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haha

Well....that was meant to be the beauty of it-i was going 2 show her the thread and show how i wantd to put all my feelings down and ask peoples opinion (to show that i wasnt just guna bump her off , n that i wantd to kno what to do next)

but thinking now, the pics might be where the sh*it is introduced to the fan

--- Post edited by rosscollin23 on 20/5 17:41 ---

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 17:51
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did you get wood while she was asleep next to you.

rosscollin23 Posted on 20/5 18:38
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boobs thats getting out of hand a bit now like aint it

jessiemd Posted on 20/5 20:23
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Hi, i am the girl in question here. id like to say the pictures weren't exactly the best move however all in all i am quite flattered with this. Why you could not tell me your feelings to my face i do not know as i think i am quite an easy person to talk to. As for me judging you that is simply not the case i just see your mates as the closest people to you and know you the best. Maybe i was a little naive that i didnt think there may have been an agenda behind your mate telling me all he did about you. If your mate tells me something about you i have no reason to think it is a lie. The issue is not that i am judging you but simply that i am not a fan of womanisers, i think everyone is entitled to their own opinions and to live their life the way they wish but i do not favour men like this in my life. I think every woman wants to feel special and men who use women for their own pleasure and treat them like the catch of the day do not do this. I will admit that i do like you however to me, to keep seeing you would make it worse when you have to leave because i have become very fond of you since we met and i feel like i have known you for ages. I know i told you that i liked fooling around in cars but i think it is something i used to do to save and liven up previous flagging relationships and as a spur of the moment thing it can be great but to kind of plan it is slightly wierd. I wish i'd have known what you were doing this morning when you were taking those pictures because i would have put a stop to it straight away. Im aware that maybe i shouldn't have judged you so harshly but can you blame me when the first time i came round and declined to fooling around you called me a name and practically threw me out of your house?!well i will speak to you about this soon and hopefully sort it out.
x

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 20:24
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have you got any pictures of yourself

Valer Posted on 20/5 20:35
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Ross, sorry Jessie, I'm afraid your grammar and punctuation gave you away.
Either that, or it's a match made in Heaven.

jessiemd Posted on 20/5 20:49
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"Ross, sorry Jessie, I'm afraid your grammar and punctuation gave you away.
Either that, or it's a match made in Heaven"

Is my grammar and punctuation or ross' in question. If it is mine, i can only apologise, after all i am from Dudley ha ha.

--- Post edited by jessiemd on 20/5 20:54 ---

jessiemd Posted on 20/5 20:52
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I do have pictures but i must stress i find the fact that i am a model keep coming up in conversation a little bothering. I have to say that the fact that i am a model or not should not matter to ross if he truely likes me because im sorry lads but it is all about personality. The modelling is simply a way to get me through university with a bit of money.

--- Post edited by jessiemd on 20/5 20:53 ---

--- Post edited by jessiemd on 20/5 20:53 ---

Bram Posted on 20/5 22:23
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Did anybody else look at Rosscollins picture and think - "At last, Ive found Paul from Grangetown!!!!"

ThePrisoner Posted on 20/5 22:33
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Not fmttm's best porn thread!

manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 23:14
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WHEN ARE YOU NEXT STAYING OVER?

mickymac Posted on 21/5 0:59
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Tell her your'e training to be a pest controller and you want to check her for rat(s)

markofdboro Posted on 21/5 1:00
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still not got sorry i must quote this "some slap n tickle"yet dump her

ohtheway Posted on 21/5 1:04
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jessie, can you please post your thoughts on the OFFICIAL RAT THREAD

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 2:04
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"jessie, can you please post your thoughts on the OFFICIAL RAT THREAD"

Wow, you really know how to woo a lady don't you.ha ha

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 9:57
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just woke up 2 find this - she dint tell me she was guna post like?!

by the way she is trying soo hard to concentrate on her spelling when shes been posting! lol she loves 2 put 'y'am'= you gewing = going ecti took some better pics guys but dont think shel let me post em

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 10:15
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"by the way she is trying soo hard to concentrate on her spelling when shes been posting! lol she loves 2 put 'y'am'= you gewing = going ecti"

Yeah its called txt talk seen as when you txt you have limited words! why is my punctuation and grammar such an issue ross, im posting a message not writing a formal letter?!

manboobs69 Posted on 21/5 10:17
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when is the next big sleep over

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 10:31
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Never if he keeps posting pictures up of me!!!!!!!!!!

Valer Posted on 21/5 10:35
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Well why don't you return the compliment and post a compromising picture of him?
Better still, one of the 2 of you together...
Kind Regards,
Doubting Thomas.

swordtrombonefish Posted on 21/5 10:43
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Wow - I'm patenting this - Reality MB.

No peeking - you have to pay a subscription to this thread.

andy_pitkin Posted on 21/5 10:56
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This has all gone too far

Jessie ditch him.

Ross go to America and have some fun. Your grammar will not look out of place there.

Jessie, Ross has gone to America. Are you doing anything on Tuesday ?. I have my own house, two cars and crap accents give me the horn.

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 13:48
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i wasnt making a Massive issue out of ur blackcountry slang? sometimes its cute man?!!

and dont u dare post any compromising pics of me on here-il become a gay icon

Too_Cool Posted on 21/5 13:55
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your sorta cute to be honest but not as nice as the ginger ninja

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 13:58
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how can those to words come together in harmony ginger/cute?

Too_Cool Posted on 21/5 14:01
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very easily ive just said it

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 14:02
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well the 'ninja' is saving his image at this stage...if i was going to choose i think id rather be handosme than cute like

--- Post edited by rosscollin23 on 21/5 14:02 ---

Too_Cool Posted on 21/5 14:03
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what do you mean by the ninja is saving his image?

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 17:03
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well the proffesion 'Ninja' is cool in my opinion? as appose to e.g bar man

Too_Cool Posted on 21/5 17:12
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wait..do you no the ginger ninja? he is a bar man aint he?

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 17:19
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nar i dont kno the fella? just Too_cool said he was cute

Valer Posted on 21/5 17:24
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Ross - when the words ginger and cute are used together it is considered an oxymoron.
Perhaps you would like to edit your post so we can all applaud your newly discovered command of the English language?

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 17:27
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i just like to get a smidge of personality in my posts thats all! dont like posting and sounding like an old man

borobadge Posted on 21/5 17:30
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stop chasing her so much, give her some space and time......and for all of your patter, remember Actions speak louder then Words..

show her some respect and stop trying to get in to her knickers @ every opportunity..
because thats what ALL the other young boys are doing !....

you have to set your self apart !..but of course if you can meet the challenge....and wanna just notch yer bed post..i'm pleased this young lady has you well sussed..

Valer Posted on 21/5 17:32
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pls urself i ws only tryn 2 b helpful.
Woz goin 2 edit my post afta ud editd urs, 2 stop al d iritatin ppl hrpin on bout ur gramr etc.

--- Post edited by Valer on 21/5 17:36 ---

sasboro Posted on 21/5 17:33
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this is a wind up obviously.
for starters someone at uni does not type in text speak

Valer Posted on 21/5 17:38
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Believe me they do SAS; I've even seen it in a dissertation.

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 17:42
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i dont type in text speech? i just type in accent speech-theres a diffrence like

and BOROBADGE- she thinks she has got me sussed fully-she was emailing me like i think your only doing allt his because i wont fall at your feet ect?...she just doesnt want to like me atal! that devil on her shoulder is such a div

>.<

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 17:49
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this is quite a depressing thread all round

MsCurly Posted on 21/5 17:50
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To be fair, you seem a bit of a moron, I'm surprised she wants to go out with you in the first place.

Valer Posted on 21/5 17:50
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Yeah, but he's going to get a ton - clearly his motivation.
Over to you Ross......

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 17:51
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was thinking the same ms_curly. just didnt want to say it!

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 17:51
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*little bow/ wink

NorfolknGood Posted on 21/5 18:04
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rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 17:27 Email this Message | Edit
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i just like to get a smidge of personality in my posts thats all!


Go on then. Surprise us.

longster Posted on 21/5 18:16
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If this thread is for real I think I will agree with Curls (anything to get in her good books).

MORON!

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:27
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i mean that when i post something i will type like i talk? e.g slang like 'man'...'like'..'u wot'...ect

thats all-it looks bad but its just a bit more personality into the msgs? the post is 100% genuine and all i requested was 3/4 opinions about what i shoudl do next due to being home alone at the time- and time wasnt on my side?

how does that make me a moron?

sasboro Posted on 21/5 18:29
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also if this was genuine and you really liked her yopu wouldnt be wanting to splash it all across a public message board

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 18:37
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"also if this was genuine and you really liked her yopu wouldnt be wanting to splash it all across a public message board"

Actually ross i was about to say exactly the same thing. Best of it is...you don't even email me back or say anything to my face, u just post everything i say on here. Do you have no tact or respect that you dont even know when to stop!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want my personal business on here anymore and if i say something to you i would appreciate it if it was kept between me and you please!

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rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:39
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correct - it IS a public message board but its somewhere she would never look, and i knew that you lot would give me some genuine advice and i could gather some serious opinions from people willing to help who may have been in the same situation. iv loved the feedback

the board shouldnt be abused as a 'lovers advice clinic' i kno, But for me this was an occasion i really needed some help! i dont ask very often

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:42
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shyte meets fan

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 18:44
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yeh shyte hits fan bigtime!!! would you like me to post everything you have said to me on here!! It different if you are asking for advice in a non- personal way but you are voicing everything i say to you in personal emails, etc to people i don't know. Oh and if you didnt want me to look at this you should never have sent me the link don't you think!!
Well done ross!!!!!!

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 18:45
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well done rossssssssssssss

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:47
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well this appears to now be 110 wasted posts - sorry guys

sasboro Posted on 21/5 18:47
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ross, what ever happened to rachel?

big_galoot Posted on 21/5 18:48
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Sack him jess,theres plenty more Big_Galoots in the sea!!

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:49
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Link: arghh

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 18:49
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yeah jess.... im lovely.

and i can spell, and use some basic grammar

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:50
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hah sasboro man-u Are one of the boyos

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 18:52
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How about lets change this thread, from "trying to keep calm with this woman" to "why are all men idiots" with ross being the prime example!

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 18:53
All men are idiots

except me

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:53
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oi

big_galoot Posted on 21/5 18:55
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Oi jess i was being nice,dont tar me with the "Ross" brush please!

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 18:57
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whenever you mess up with a girl it should be known as "doing a ross"

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 18:59
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or maybe it should be known as 'pulling a move that workd 4 a little bit until you then got crazy with power and blew it'....

rolls off the tounge like

big_galoot Posted on 21/5 18:59
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jessiemd Posted on 21/5 19:00
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"Oi jess i was being nice,dont tar me with the "Ross" brush please!"

Im sorry sweetie, i really was just getting at ross. I know there must be some nice men out there, i just attract the wierdos i think!

"whenever you mess up with a girl it should be known as "doing a ross""

I like it, i think it could catch on!!!!

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:04
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er well what do ya think about this then

Link: two can play at that game

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 19:08
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Very funny...well if thats the way you would like it to be i won't get in the way. you got your wish.
Goodbye everyone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mattyk50 Posted on 21/5 19:10
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a sad end to an emotional story.

Pubtonic Posted on 21/5 19:11
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Joey out of 'Friends' springs to mind!

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:12
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cheers for that mnatty-can ya now let go of that massive stirring stick coverd in shi_t

Valer Posted on 21/5 19:12
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Ross, you really must work on your spelling.
Girls Aloud won't be knocking on your door anyway!

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rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:14
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sasboro Posted on 21/5 19:18
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"boyos"- i'm not welsh!

Valer Posted on 21/5 19:19
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edit

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john_b Posted on 21/5 19:19
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Unless I missed an episode, there is something not quite tickety-boo here. Early reports suggested this bit of 'hot stuff' was a model, invoking thoughts of Kate Moss or Jodie Kidd. The submitted picture by rosscollin23 posted on 20/5 at 12:59 would suggest young Jessie models Radiators. Which is not only on the very fringes of 'modelling', but more akin to plumbing.

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:21
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Valer Posted on 21/5 19:25
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Thank you Ross.

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rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:27
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how do you remove?

Valer Posted on 21/5 19:29
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Edit then delete or change text.

ohtheway Posted on 21/5 19:32
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Does anyone else find it suspicious that ross barely acknowledged any of jess's posts on here???

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:35
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how can u possibly think it aint valid man

Valer Posted on 21/5 19:40
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Actually, although I was one of the leading sceptics, I'm now starting to think it might be genuine.
It turns out that Ross is quite a decent bloke.
Sure you don't want to reconsider Jessie?

stocko_mfc Posted on 21/5 19:41
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I hope Ross doesnt have any REAL problems in his life........he'll be knackered if he loses his internet connection...i mean who will he run too.
*TRANSLATION FOR ROSS*
I hpe ros dunt av n-e rel probs in is lif......e'll b nacked if e luses is net conn....i meen oo will e run 2.

jessiemd Posted on 21/5 19:45
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To be completely fair to ross he really isn't that bad. He is just a typical man...puts his foot in it....thinks before he does or says but other than that he's not bad.

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 19:57
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hate the pain for the spelling-i am going to have to definatly have to look at that in future, as to not inject any personality into my dialect. it makes for much better reading, and you can really connect with someone, through in innovations of technology...i am indeeed nice

the main outset of the post was to gather information from presumed older members of the fmttm.com family, who i respect greatly, and see if their experiences could hopefuly alter my path to a sucsess

sasboro Posted on 21/5 19:58
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so jess and ross whats the next step for your relationship?

rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 20:03
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well she says thats shes not going to come back, but i have a funny feeling that she will coem back and see how her comments have went down? and with that in mind should i comment?!

i would say i had a 51% chance of seeing her in the flesh again

Valer Posted on 21/5 20:09
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OK Ross, if you're serious I'll help you.

Hate the pain for the spelling - I am going to have to definItEly have to look at that in THE future AND not inject any personality into my dialect. It makes for much better reading, and you can really connect with someone, through innovations IN technology...I am indeeed nice.

The main REASON FOR the post was to gather information from presumed older members of the fmttm.com family, whoM I respect greatly, and see if their experiences could hopefulLy alter my path to sucCess.

LOL
You are indeed nice, and the dialect is fine, though the text style is irritating.

Damn, I've had to edit, spotted a spelling mistake!

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rosscollin23 Posted on 21/5 20:12
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haha agreed checkmate

rosscollin23 Posted on 22/5 11:42
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on reflection now i see why i might have been getting lots of stick on here?...i said how we had only had 3/4 sucsessful dates, and Then i tried it on with some 'slap n tickle'?...

....well when i say sucsessful i mean 'sucsessful' wink wink....so i didnt just take her into a car park for the 'romantic first encounter'

thats might change some peoples opinions

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heather85 Posted on 22/5 12:15
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Well that was a very interesting read..thanks everyone...

Now..Ross - Dont quite know what you were trying to acheive with this post, at first i felt quite sorry for you and felt like i wanted to help, it seemed you really liked this girl and maybe you felt she was playing games with you..but then all of a sudden shes at your house, you take pictures of her which she obviously was not happy with, let alone happy with the fact they were being posted on a public board..then you send her the link of this to let her see exactly what youve been saying about her for the last however many days. now if that was me i would never speak to you again, you say you like this girl and want to take things further - a relationship is between two people and maybe the time you spent on here could have been made to make her feel special and not feel like she was being used.

Jess - maybe you should take him for a drive and give him a slap - no tickle, maybe it will slap some sense into him, if he likes you as much as he has been letting on and you like him it shouldnt matter he is going away soon, just enjoy it while you can. and keep your relationship to yourself. as for ross' 'mate' maybe he was telling the truth but find that out for yourself and have fun!

NorfolknGood Posted on 22/5 12:17
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Doesnt change mine Ross. You're still a grade 1 Richard Cranium.

tony_block19 Posted on 22/5 12:34
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You have a mouth like Blakey from 'On The Buses'.

Bad move with the whole 'posting about woman, then giving her the link' idea.

Good to see my tax money is being put to good affect with these Universities.

rosscollin23 Posted on 22/5 12:40
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hmm..well cheers for the added insult to injury. again i state that i like her alot and that i only wantd 10/12 replys which might have affected my beheviour on that night out, as i had mixed emotions

the pictures were harmless are they not, all i have done is ask some guys advice.

tony_block19 Posted on 22/5 12:43
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You only wanted 10/12 replies??
Did you not see both the MontagueLongFellow and Boateng_7 threads???

'Problems with women' threads are a certain ton.

rosscollin23 Posted on 22/5 12:47
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i saw montys yes. but the situation was very diffrent and i actually had No one at the time i could talk to for advice, so i thought why not ask some guys with experince they can share. we are on talking terms still so its not all bad

i posted the pictures to stop people saying they thought the tread was a a fake

heather85 Posted on 22/5 12:50
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but you set out to get advice,,,not to prove your thread is not fake

boroboy75 Posted on 22/5 12:50
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You should take tony's advice, about not giving your bird the link to a thread about her.
His bird appeared on one in the past, and made him look like a right hen-pecked, under the thumb soft qunt.

bumble_beeee Posted on 22/5 12:51
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And right on cue Ross enters Fanfile! It was all just a publicity stunt afterall!

rosscollin23 Posted on 22/5 12:59
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aw mint

Gadgie Posted on 22/5 13:28
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Probably a bit late to offer advice but I'd just like to suggest, that if you really like a girl and are trying to impress them that you're not just interested in their body, perhaps removing the 20 topless birds plastered on the bedroom wall might be in order.

SmoggyMatt Posted on 22/5 13:28
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I'm a bit confused Ross. Not by your actions -if this is genuine then you just appear to have made some blokey miscalculations- but by the way you seem to ignore Jess (as pointed out by ohtheway). You come across as really keen to patch things up with this girl, but whenever she has a go at you on this board you don't attempt to explain/apologise. Ok you might be doing the decent thing and talking to her privately which is good, but considering how public you've made all this you don't seem to acknowledge her much.

Either way good luck with it mate.

rosscollin23 Posted on 22/5 13:33
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the point about the women gadie is fully taken like?!

and i fully understand what you mean matt, i was just trying Not to get into any agrument through the message board, i know that wouldnt have goen down well, as i would never have won being male

SheffieldBoro Posted on 22/5 14:09
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Well since it seems to be offical ross collin day with the fan file and all, i wona get involved and post!

Well done on the "what happened to rachel post" sasboro, quality!

Ross as an old friend im a little embarrasshed for you with this post.Old men on football internet site = "not great with women"(generally)

tony_block19 Posted on 22/5 14:12
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boroboy

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 18:25
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the feedback after 2 more dates is she is staying to nite. mini mexican wave for rosscollin

manboobs69 Posted on 23/5 18:31
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2 more dates?? you only went out at the weekend and everynight since you have been on here

SheffieldBoro Posted on 23/5 19:58
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keep you manboobs! You know how bad his spelling is, he must mean "days"

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:46
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yep seen here everynight i think, class. shame im going to calaforina soon really

*im on a date with her at 930 so if ya have any questions you want me to ask here i can! il try and get some more pics for the boys! ...or would that just not be learning my lesson

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rosscollin23 Posted on 6/6 23:20
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Link: result

manboobs69 Posted on 6/6 23:21
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Is that your bedroom?