| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:17 | |
| The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
A nice neat shaven slit aka rat perfect | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:19 | |
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A_New_Era aka Richard Gere | |
| stepat Posted on 20/5 1:19 | |
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A nice shaven haven, too. Or a Brazilian. --- Post edited by stepat on 20/5 1:20 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:20 | |
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Totally shaven, narrow and clean. What a rat! | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:20 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Well, you beat me to cricket on the other thread, so it's all square 
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| stepat Posted on 20/5 1:22 | |
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A nice, clean, bald Rat. Lovely. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:22 | |
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my lasses is perfect My ex lasses was clean, shaven, but all over the shop. Why anyone would let this happen is beyond me | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:23 | |
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A flappy, hairy growler of a rat urgh | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:23 | |
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The only acceptable rat fur is the landing strip! Nothing else goes! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:26 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
True steppy, so true Ive never understood why a girl would have an unshaven one, its not healthy! | |
| stepat Posted on 20/5 1:29 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
All over the place, Esky? No wonder she's your ex! Scruffy Clouts OUT, Scruffy Clouts OUT | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:29 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
girls of the board. . . . Whats your preference? A clear view for the bloke to see whats going on, or the bush to cover it up and give it that air of mystery? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:30 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I also have to state, that men should reciprocate this and ensure their garden is at least trimmed. My ex taught me that, and it's always stuck. | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:31 | |
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ahh.. the 'shave it to make it look bigger' tactic --- Post edited by shaun_84 on 20/5 1:32 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:32 | |
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oh yes shaun, works as well!! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:33 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
You familiar with it mate
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| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:34 | |
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I wasn't the one waiting at the cubicles for a piss on the way to Villa, Esky
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| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:36 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
This is true. . .damn it. . . Anyway, weve established the perfect pussy I dont feel i can ask certain members about certain members rats as it could result in both of us losing our manhood, so ill just ask, when was the last time you had a perfect rat? | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:39 | |
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Look, just fao janplanner and be done with it! I'm not saying anything! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:42 | |
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im on thin ice with her anyway after my Boundaries thread the other day I will text her and ask tho ( i will let you all know ) --- Post edited by A_New_Era on 20/5 1:42 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:43 | |
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Check it out! | |
| Link: Nice big rat!!! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:46 | |
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May be on thin ice with this one, but in my defence its not any nakedness, its not restricted on parental searches and its all for a laugh!! | |
| Link: Hello! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:47 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
 This threads not going to be here when i wake up, is it?
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| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:48 | |
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FAO admin, go easy on me, I'm trying my best to be clean and nice here!!! | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:49 | |
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I like the way the date's on it, as if it varies from day to day. "And now here it is from last September. The sixth" --- Post edited by shaun_84 on 20/5 1:51 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:50 | |
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It's disgusting really, don't know how anyone can look at that with anything other than disgust *whistles* | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:51 | |
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Hello Britney! | |
| Link: Britney | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:51 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Now THAT is good camel toe (sortof) --- Post edited by A_New_Era on 20/5 1:52 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:54 | |
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Oh yes. All in the interests of bringing balance to this thread. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 1:55 | |
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Shes popped one out now tho, so im afraid hers will now be a mess | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 1:56 | |
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Like a welly top | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:09 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
jaxxxxxxxx come out come out where ever you are. . . | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 2:18 | |
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So what is it you want to know. bearing in mind I retain the right to plead the 5th 
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| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:20 | |
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im 19, its a public messageboard, i have no morals whats your preference. . . . bald, strip or au naturel | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 2:22 | |
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", ^ or # | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 2:29 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I think I'd have to plump for au natural. It's only recently that I have come to appreciate that some men can look good with their head hair shaven never mind anywhere else. To be honest where men are concerned, there are more important things to be considered in that area. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:35 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
i meant for you ya pillock !! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 2:41 | |
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Not telling so there, you'll have to use your imaginations. What I do find a bit surprising is that you guys only concentrate conversation on the outer appearance, you never discuss the relative merits of a decent set of pelvic floor muscles. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:45 | |
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The first line let me down, then the final one sent my imagination into overdrive good call | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 2:46 | |
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| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:49 | |
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Jax, bet your preference has changed over the years tho! Eva Longoria claims that have it all off, and i mean ALL, crack included, makes sex miles better What a job that would be ! --- Post edited by A_New_Era on 20/5 2:49 --- | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 2:51 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
LOL I don't see how that alone can improve sex to those extents. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 2:53 | |
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A little maybe but not very much, I don't think. ( Not giving any clues at all )--- Post edited by jax_1 on 20/5 2:56 --- | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:53 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Think she said it was eomthing to do with the fact that, its all bare down there, and the sensation is greater Ill find the interview and pick out the good bits
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| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:55 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Eva Longoria recently added some added spice to her already-sizzling persona. In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine she was asked, “(What was the) Best sex you had all year?” Longoria’s steamy response: “Probably with my vibrator. I own two. I have the rabbit one, and I give that as a gift all the time to other girls for a birthday or the like. It's the best gift to give: an orgasm. And if I can't do it for ya, I'll give you the tools to succeed! I have one rabbit and a Pocket Rocket.” Add just to fuel your fire, she added these comments in an interview with Maxim Magazine, “I wear G-strings every day, all the time. I actually don’t even own a full-bottom pair of underwear. I also love lingerie, and I love high heels, but I prefer total nakedness overall. That, to me, is so much sexier.” | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 2:56 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
that isnt the one, i just liked it and thought i would share
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| boscko71 Posted on 20/5 2:56 | |
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youre adick and i know u ya ugly spotty person | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 3:00 | |
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I think that has as much to do with technique Esky rather than anything else. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 3:01 | |
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run along kid, your mam tucked you in hours ago, what you doing up Jax - Eva Longoria loves talking about her private matters and intimate concerns. Not so long ago she told that a Brazilian wax improved her most intimate sensations. "Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once," urged Eva Longoria who admitted she didn't have her first orgasm until she received the intimate wax job about five years ago. In the previous interview Eva Longoria, 31, also told the world Parker, 23, had only had one previous sexual partner. "I'm becoming more orgasmic with age, which is awesome," said Eva. "I can't wait until I'm 40. If it keeps increasing this way, watch out world!" theres hope for you all | |
| jax_1 Posted on 20/5 3:05 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Well if she thinks it's helped her, good luck to her but I still think, that for a woman to orgasm, it requires a bit more than a haircut. Anyhow muffin, I'm off to bed, so I'll leave you with your razz mags night night x
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| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 3:06 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
 you contributed to the rat thread, your okNight night x x x 
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| MsCurly Posted on 20/5 8:19 | |
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Don't you think 'rat' is somewhat of a derogatory term? Embrace aspects of sexuality by all means, but you don't have to be demeaning to do it. You'll learn when you get older, I hope. | |
| Perry_Combover Posted on 20/5 8:56 | |
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theres a rat in me kitchen, what am i gonna do! | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 9:00 | |
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mr era do you shave completely or does your pubic hair resemble the hair on your head | |
| gravy_boat Posted on 20/5 9:04 | |
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shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 1:49 Email this Message | Reply re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like the way the date's on it, as if it varies from day to day. "And now here it is from last September. The sixth" --- Post edited by shaun_84 on 20/5 1:51 --- Aside from that, 'Rat' is rather derogatory. What isn't though? I think its quite difficult to find a term thats particularly 'nice'. | |
| towz Posted on 20/5 9:05 | |
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I'm surprised you've ever seen one you ugly bastad Esky --- Post edited by towz on 20/5 9:07 --- | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 9:12 | |
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mr era is super stud dont be fooled by all his drinking and hanging out with men | |
| expat_boro Posted on 20/5 9:14 | |
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I'm with you MsCurly,very untasteful.Huitres au naturel is far more appropriate and,tasteful.[:x] | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:13 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I can't believe this thread is still here! Come on Curly, I thought rat was quiter nice. Any better words for us young, impressionable hormone filled blokes??
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| towz Posted on 20/5 12:22 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
How about axe-wound? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:25 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:25 | |
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Towz How about "growler" | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:27 | |
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Well, considering how poor the CLOUT thread was, it seems this derogitory term is much prefered | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:27 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Or... "badly packed kebab"
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| towz Posted on 20/5 12:27 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
*countdown to thread deletion starts now* | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:28 | |
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Noooooo this isnt getting deleted ontheway, behave yourself
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| mfcineurope Posted on 20/5 12:28 | |
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ok has everone had their breakfast
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| Link: Dont dive in!!! | |
| towz Posted on 20/5 12:28 | |
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One of my mate's favourites: "She had a muff like a butchers bin bag" | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:28 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
towz, you didnt state your preference | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:29 | |
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mfcineurope -
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| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:30 | |
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LMFAO
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| towz Posted on 20/5 12:30 | |
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Lost interest in 'em. I'd rather have a wank | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:32 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Yep, this thread faces imminent death! | |
| mfcineurope Posted on 20/5 12:32 | |
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post a rat | |
| Link: go on you know you want to | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:34 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
To be fair, as lnog as ontheways kept on his leash, nothing wrong about this thread, no porn posted, and no-one abused in it | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:35 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
shall we start talking about mr era's bits? do you shave or not and how big is it? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:39 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
esky, I'm on my leash and behaving myself. Nothing offensive, nothing pornographic etc. Maybe admin might look at the odd post or two but the thread should remain. I'm still disappointed in the response from our female board members, I believe they could educate us and show us the way! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:39 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
i shall not be revealing the length, only the women can know that, but i have trimmed in past before. The deal was, if i trim, shell shave it all off. I think i got the better end of that deal | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:40 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
how short was it trimmed and did you do it yourself and where did you do it | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:41 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Man trimming is definately needed. If we want a nice clean shaven rat we have to polish the pole as well. Size - can't believe the size issue has been raised. Don't go there fellas, I'll win anyway. I'm hung like a Blackpool Beach Donkey. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:42 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Just took a couple of centimeters off, yep did it myself, in the bathroom And what about yourself? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 12:42 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I use an electric razor. My mate told me he uses his normal razor??? He must be mad, all that lose skin on the funbags, it's begging for an accident!!! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:43 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
lets not go into size as im sure thats where the line is crossed and we head into thread deletion land | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:46 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
depends on how the woman wants it shaved. would you dye it if you started going grey and why is it wrong to talk about size | |
| towz Posted on 20/5 12:49 | |
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mine's about 7.5" long and 2.5" in diameter | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:49 | |
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i think theres something just a little bit wrong about men comparing penis sizes on an internet messageboard, plus i think it would get deleted as its got adult content that could disturb kids and no i wouldnt die them, would you/have you>? | |
| towz Posted on 20/5 12:50 | |
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| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:51 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
its only fair we talk about men and womens bits, sexual equality and all that. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:56 | |
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Smelly ones, never understood it. Why would a women let it smell? Its very unhealthy | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:57 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
you mean a cheesey knob? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 12:58 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
A cheesy nob and a smelly rat. Theres no need, good hygiene is essential | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 12:59 | |
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mr era do you go for nice girls or the one that gets passed aroun between mates | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 13:00 | |
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nice girls, virgins everytime
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| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 13:08 | |
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Thats what not what was heard in the ladies north stand bogs | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 13:10 | |
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| yeah_man Posted on 20/5 13:22 | |
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If your girlfriends "rat" is so perfect, why weren't you anywhere near it when you wrote this thread, Esky? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 13:23 | |
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She went home at about 2230, whats a man to do | |
| yeah_man Posted on 20/5 13:26 | |
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Not talk about her "rat" on FMTTM? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 13:27 | |
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she'll never know | |
| ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 20/5 13:27 | |
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100 | |
| shaun_84 Posted on 20/5 13:29 | |
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from your photo on Fan File, you look exactly like Steve Gibson. Nice to see you posing with the mascot | |
| Boateng_7 Posted on 20/5 13:29 | |
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what a load of bolloxs this thread is. | |
| ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 20/5 13:31 | |
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Adam you keep leaving yourself wide open to abuse, stop posting stupid replies/threads. | |
| northeastcorner Posted on 20/5 13:31 | |
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seriously, do we have a century thread on downstairs mixups? what is the world coming to
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| towz Posted on 20/5 13:31 | |
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budum-tish! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 13:31 | |
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ill think youll find its the opposite, no bollox round these areas, just womens dirty places | |
| key_toenail Posted on 20/5 13:34 | |
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spunktrench thats my only contribution to this thread *runs like fook* | |
| northeastcorner Posted on 20/5 13:36 | |
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| come back key, we need more of that quality
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| towz Posted on 20/5 13:37 | |
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Bloody hell. We're really dredging the lowest depths here
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| A_New_Era Posted on 20/5 13:38 | |
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The lack of women on this thread has me worried. Its clear whats happened. They are meeting together today, and will soon attack with great venom and malice | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 15:14 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
mr era, do you have a habit of scaring women away? | |
| MsCurly Posted on 20/5 15:20 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I could comment, but I fear some of the older board members may drop down dead of a heart attack. I wouldn't want to do that to poor old, Monty. | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 15:28 | |
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was her mum picking her up at 22:30 | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 15:51 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
This thread is mint, possibly one of the funniest on here for a while. Adam only think its bollox cos he's never seen a rat! LMFAO @ spunktrench!!!
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| manboobs69 Posted on 20/5 15:59 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
ok, anyone got a funny shaped sausage? | |
| towz Posted on 20/5 16:00 | |
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yes | |
| ohtheway Posted on 20/5 16:01 | |
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Hey, not too many sausage posts, this is the rat thread. Perhaps a new thread is needed....... | |
| stepat Posted on 20/5 16:04 | |
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Well, I did NOT expect this thread to last, well done lads and lasses. | |
| rkangel Posted on 20/5 16:08 | |
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Fishmonger's toupee *runs away laughing napper off | |
| Smifter Posted on 21/5 12:45 | |
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Can't believe this is still ere!!! | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 21/5 12:55 | |
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anyone got a curved sausage | |
| MsCurly Posted on 21/5 13:04 | |
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Ok men, trim those pyabs down, nothing more ungainly than trying to get your laughing gear around Dalby Forest. No shaving required though, men ought to be hairy. As for the girls......take one mach3 sensor, have a bit of a trim back if it's a hearty mound, followed by a good soak in the bath or a long shower, get that epidermis nice and soft and those pores breathing and then generously apply hair shampoo. Yes, hair shampoo, it's less astringent than soap. Now shave that baby!! Easiest way to do it is with one foot up on the side of the bath, just get a comfy position and do it. Even better if you trust your man well enough to do it for you. Gently pat dry, don't apply any lotions it will sting. Keep on top of it and do it as often as you would under your arms and you'll never have to have an unsightly muff again.
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| Get_your_rat_out Posted on 21/5 13:50 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
How did i not see this thread earlier!!! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 21/5 14:42 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
MsC - the heroic female of the board - jax take note
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| Huan_Kerr Posted on 21/5 14:51 | |
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Gotta keep on top of it though. Otherwise its like chewin on a cheesegrater. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 21/5 14:52 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
If a girl doesnt keep on top of it, it becomes fluffy and not very nice | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 21/5 15:02 | |
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Mr Era some kind lady has had to embarrass herself and describe how she shaves then in return you should describe in detail how you shave and trim.such as with a bic razor,scissors,tweezers, electic razor or get your mum to do it. do you shave you balls aswell? | |
| Huan_Kerr Posted on 21/5 15:16 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
*Ahem* Anna K | |
| Link: Just Checkin..... | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 0:29 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Smifter, now its your turn (thats what stepat said anyway) | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/5 0:31 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I may well have gone blind after some of these posts? but I cant see it! | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 0:32 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
 Esky
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| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 0:32 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
I missed those comments from curly. That's what we wanted to see, some female interaction to bring a balanced view. Curly is a hero. Ladies? | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 22/5 0:32 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
can you answer my qestions mr era | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 0:32 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Come on, Smifter. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 0:33 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
manboobs, stop flirting and just ask esky out
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| Smifter Posted on 22/5 0:33 | |
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Manboobs Im quite concerned about your need for esky to reply to that!! Don't do it!! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 0:33 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
im so lazy, i cant be arsed to relook, so can you ask me again? | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 0:35 | |
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Maybe we should hook Booby up with Flaggy. Just dont tell Flaggy's dad | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 22/5 0:35 | |
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bless him, he has gone all shy again | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 0:37 | |
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who has ? | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 0:38 | |
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That's Esky's problem- far too shy. You would never know he was here
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| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 0:44 | |
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Smifter and jax still avoiding this like the plague | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/5 1:03 | |
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Im not going there for sure!! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:04 | |
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if steppy wants to know about Smifter, i could always tell him
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| jax_1 Posted on 22/5 1:06 | |
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You guys don't think I'd tell you, do you? I added my bit about pelvic floor muscles, what more do you want? ( Don't answer that btw  )
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| stepat Posted on 22/5 1:06 | |
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Esky, im angry. | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:07 | |
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Jax, you say yours and ill say mine
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| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 1:07 | |
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Such a good job you put that last bit jax, cos I'm notorious for not just stepping over the line, I fooking do an olympic triple jump over it. So, so soooooooo many comments!!! | |
| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:07 | |
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This thread is horrible | |
| jax_1 Posted on 22/5 1:09 | |
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Not a chance Esky Nino, I really can't imagine why you'd want to know? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:09 | |
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Well jade, i know all about yours !! (ok i dont, but after our convo last night, i know what it ISNT)
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| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 1:09 | |
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come on jade, lighten it up for us | |
| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:11 | |
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How do you know I wasnt lying? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:12 | |
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Because until you prove it, i just wont believe you
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| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:14 | |
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Oh no well it looks like next time I see you Im going to have to get it out! In your dreams
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| Smifter Posted on 22/5 1:15 | |
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Looks like eskys moved onto his next victim! So soon  Stepat, helloooo again
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:17 | |
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you didnt mind sharing last night
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| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:19 | |
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I said nothing last night!! You lier!
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:21 | |
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i meant smifter......your time will come(as will you) *hop skip and jumped over the line* | |
| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 1:22 | |
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Welcome to my side of the line esky, make yourself comfortable! | |
| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:23 | |
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vulgar boy | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:29 | |
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you say that, but you know youll be round here next weekend | |
| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:33 | |
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Yes, but you will never find out what *down there* looks like.. no matter how much you want to
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:37 | |
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i bet i do one day 
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| boro_jade Posted on 22/5 1:38 | |
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im sure, when I finally just cant hold back the urges I get everytime I see you --- Post edited by boro_jade on 22/5 1:39 --- | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:41 | |
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haha, the truth finally comes out in the rat thread
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:45 | |
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Smifter, if i press paste now your worst nightmare will come true
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| ohtheway Posted on 22/5 1:46 | |
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Do it!!! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:46 | |
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Im being offered sexual favours not to paste it ! | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 1:48 | |
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She should not be on this thread --- Post edited by stepat on 22/5 1:49 --- | |
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| stepat Posted on 22/5 1:49 | |
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Am i involved, Esky? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:49 | |
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youve lost me. . . . | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 1:50 | |
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id assume your not involved in the sexual favours, altho i will ask | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 22/5 19:53 | |
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back to the top for the shy mr era | |
| key_toenail Posted on 22/5 20:01 | |
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fook me is this still going! Shame on mr stepat for asking for details on the bifter of smifter | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/5 20:02 | |
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 21:48 | |
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What would you like to know mr boobs? | |
| key_toenail Posted on 22/5 21:50 | |
| THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
........it just wont go away!!! | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 21:51 | |
| re: The OFFICIAL Rat Thread | |
Why was the clout thread not this popular? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 21:52 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
because i get results (hence why smifter was at my house sat night )
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| key_toenail Posted on 22/5 21:53 | |
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stepat you were out-flanged
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 21:55 | |
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Ill tell people what Smifters is like when this thread gets to 250
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| manboobs69 Posted on 22/5 21:55 | |
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Where is Ms Smufter | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 21:57 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
i could answer that, but it might give away her preference
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| stepat Posted on 22/5 22:00 | |
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| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 22:02 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
I think the chance of her killing me is quite high | |
| stepat Posted on 22/5 22:05 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
How did you change the thread title? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 22:06 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
the weird thing is, i didnt change it. . . | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/5 22:13 | |
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Probability is about 99% you are a marked man | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 22:15 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
your right i am marked, i have a permanent hole in my leg from you kicking me! | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/5 22:16 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
You said you liked it rough! | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 22/5 22:18 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
stepats going to kill me. Bring it on So Smifter, would you like to tell your preference or am i just waiting for it get to 250? | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 23/5 0:23 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
mr manboos, what would you like to know? | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 23/5 0:24 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
Its ok smifter already told me | |
| A_New_Era Posted on 23/5 0:27 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
if this is a sly plan to get me to reveal smifters in a moment of revenge. . . .its working
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| A_New_Era Posted on 24/5 1:05 | |
| re: THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DOG FART............. | |
ah why the hell not, for old times sake
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