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Valer Posted on 23/5 19:38
If you could choose any board members to go
in a FMTTM Big Brother house who would you pick? Mine would be:- ray192 - always chirpy, bright and positive. The_Commissar - for his superior wit and intelligence. MsCurly - eye candy for the boys and great fun. MontagueLongfellow - for his vivid imagination. Boro85 - to keep everyone in check. hot_boro_girl - because she's hot and a boro girl. ive_lost_me_flag - misguided at times but has youthful passion. Pogum - eye candy for the girls and superior football knowledge. jax_1 - for her morals, sounds classy. freethenorton7 - so the whole country will hate him too. Valer - 'cos it's my ball!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 19:40
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Nice to see MsC on top of me, Im in

ray192 Posted on 23/5 20:00
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Valer lol @ you .

john_lillie Posted on 23/5 20:08
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if jax is in, i want in!

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:10
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wouldnt you want me as the human punchbag

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 23/5 20:11
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Pahhh!! Another clique

big_galoot Posted on 23/5 20:11
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Hey mate,still three places left.Still time to get out of jail!!

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:12
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OK Ross- but only if you bring your barge pole! I told you, you're forgiven. Thought we'd kissed an made up now?! --- Post edited by Valer on 23/5 20:14 ---

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:14
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haha no me and you are smooth, i meant in Genral terms! i love the noreiety (definatly spelt wrong) --- Post edited by rosscollin23 on 23/5 20:14 ---

Smifter Posted on 23/5 20:15
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MsCurly- explained perfectly by Valer BoroBoy75- To be controversial MontyLongFellow- some eyecandy for the girls AND it would be funny to watch MsCurly tease him on TV! Planner- All the boys like her, and I think shes a good cook Jax- Nice and caring, and good listener. Esky+ Rochey- They would drink all the alcohol and everyone would get annoyed. Stepat- Just so I knew where he was (and not sat outside my house!) Manboobs- again a bit of eyecandy! AND he doesnt speak sense when drunk Rosscollins- as he volunteered to be a human punchbag! Sasboro- hes beginning to make sense. Lisbonlegend- He wouldnt need to talk us through his day, we could just watch him do it. freethenorton7- Just so everyone can hate him --- Post edited by Smifter on 23/5 20:24 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 23/5 20:16
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Laugh this off Féck off ! No chance.

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:17
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i would definatly bunch up with lisbonledgend-i think we could dominate the group physicaly and emotionaly

SheffieldBoro Posted on 23/5 20:19
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Have to have a gay in there otherwise the puffs will complain. I only know rosscollin23 who meets that description, so he has to go in! How about john lillie for migdet laughter. Could dress him up as an umberlumper(excuss the spelling, i mean thing from charlie and the chocolate factory)

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:21
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"MontyLongFellow- some eyecandy for the girls" Ive arrived

ray192 Posted on 23/5 20:22
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Valer you only want me as the chef i know . --- Post edited by ray192 on 23/5 20:23 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:22
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I dont want any fooker touching me bum like. (ladies excepted)

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:24
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Flatter me Ross and I might put you in! --- Post edited by Valer on 23/5 20:27 ---

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:24
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Smifter - please edit your post immediately - have you forgotten it's my ball?!!

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:28
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im a fully trained chef so i would be the kitchen slave

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:29
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No touching me bum with your whisk eh Ross ?

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:31
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well valer-you know i respect you highly-regardless of what that graffiti says outside your house hopefully we could come to some agree ment in the bb house/showers

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:32
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You'll have to do better than that Ross - we already have 2 great cooks in there.

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:32
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i cant be sure about anything monty! im only human

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:33
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Ill cut your fookin hands off in your sleep if you touch me bum

janplanner Posted on 23/5 20:34
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i can see at least one bb romance in that lot!

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:34
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well 1. im a great sex machine-lets just clear that up....2. i cant spell 3. i am very funny,a dn have won numerous awards 4. i can take a clip-so if you need to release some anger?..and most importantly 5. im a fullly trained sex machine

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:36
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6. touch me bum and youll be dead

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:37
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Pah, Smifters a butt kisser

SheffieldBoro Posted on 23/5 20:38
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1 and 6 are the same. so 7.your count ain the best

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:40
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OK Ross - you're in. Still 2 places left. ray192 - always chirpy, bright and positive. The_Commissar - for his superior wit and intelligence. MsCurly - eye candy for the boys and great fun. MontagueLongfellow - for his vivid imagination. Boro85 - to keep everyone in check. hot_boro_girl - because she's hot and a boro girl. ive_lost_me_flag - misguided at times but has youthful passion. Pogum - eye candy for the girls and superior football knowledge. jax_1 - for her morals, sounds classy. freethenorton7 - so the whole country will hate him too. rosscollin23 - so we can teach him how to spell. Valer - 'cos it's my ball!

john_lillie Posted on 23/5 20:44
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how things have changed from touch and squirt then ey ross --- Post edited by john_lillie on 23/5 20:44 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:47
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I dont think I know Pogum, is he one of those argumentative bores off the dayshift ?

rosscollin23 Posted on 23/5 20:48
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correctamundo

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:51
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Christ hell be inviting the chuckle brothers (sas and Band) next, thatll be a riot.

big_galoot Posted on 23/5 20:54
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Valer is it just me or is the boy/girl ratio dangerously off kilter??

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:54
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Not at all Logfellow; Pogum is a seriously top bloke, hasn't been posting much lately, used to have a different user name.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 20:57
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Hes got a point Valer, I think we need a few more birds --- Post edited by MontagueLongfellow on 23/5 21:04 ---

Valer Posted on 23/5 20:58
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It seriously is big_galoot. Fairly representative of the board? 2 places left if there are any girlies you'd like to nominate.

ray192 Posted on 23/5 21:00
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well take your pick Valer cris H_B borokaza all very nice ladies .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 21:00
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planner, but only if she wears her cossie

big_galoot Posted on 23/5 21:02
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Well,ivelostmylipstickinrome sounds like a hoot( unless its MsCs evil twin)HellsBells is an excellent speller,FW_2 can debate the hind legs off a donkey...Valer....yoo deciide!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 21:03
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I wonder if smifters sat shouting at her monitor PICK ME PICK MEEEEEEEEEE

big_galoot Posted on 23/5 21:04
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Is Smifter a laydee? Smifter,Smifter!

MsCurly Posted on 23/5 21:04
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Don't forget blondie and toots....don't put them in there together mind! Oh.................................................

big_galoot Posted on 23/5 21:06
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Well thats sealed the deal,MsC!!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 21:07
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I wouldnt mind seperating them

lostmylipstickinrome Posted on 23/5 21:14
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Hoots - like MsCurly's evil twin! My vote goes for Capybara, now that's a chap who knows his cabbages, underground stations, cricket facts............ house quizes would be a breeze!

jax_1 Posted on 23/5 21:25
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Thank you Valer - morals, classy. Yep sounds just like me Thanks to you too Smifter I am also, all of those things Actually, it's a great compliment to be included in this sort of list. It means that One's paltry efforts are, somehow appreciated. Apart from the fact of course, that I am a very noisy little peep, so it makes it hard to forget that I am around

Valer Posted on 23/5 21:51
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You're welcome jax_1. "Actually, it's a great compliment to be included in this sort of list. It means that One's paltry efforts are, somehow appreciated." Wonder if freethenorton7 feels the same?

dundeejock Posted on 23/5 21:51
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Dont you need a token Scotsman-I dont really know much about BB as I've NEVER watched it(not even 5 minutes of an episode) But with the other entrants count me in

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 21:52
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Youre not a gay pakistani are you dj ?

MsCurly Posted on 23/5 21:54
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Lippy, I quite like the idea of you being my evil twin. Double trouble!! Hehe.

stepat Posted on 23/5 21:55
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Thanks everybody. Socially excluded.Again.

mickymac Posted on 23/5 21:55
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How about a one or two lady loving ladies to balance things out?.Rosscollin23,do you consider yourself rat bait?.

big_galoot Posted on 23/5 21:55
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Hey,Curls,just had a thought..u might be the evil 1!!

dundeejock Posted on 23/5 21:55
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Fraid not Monty-a heterosexual stud from Scotland Am I in??

fatknackerlardarse Posted on 23/5 21:56
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Me, Otters and the rest of the misfits,are gonna wait until you all go in to the house, then we will set the fooking place ablaze. Now that would be good television! --- Post edited by fatknackerlardarse on 23/5 21:56 ---

jax_1 Posted on 23/5 21:56
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Sadly, I think that he is a different kettle of fish altogether, Valer. Nowt so queer as folk, eh? Shame though because there is a lot of fun to be had on this boardif you join in and play your part.

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 23/5 21:57
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I don't think I could stand being surrounded by Boro fans for weeks on end. It's bad enough every other week at the Riverside for 90 minutes. Can you imagine when the daily task wasn't completed, all the moaning? "Just typical. I knew we'd fail" "The housemates will always let you down"

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 21:59
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As you dont watch the real thing dj you probably dont get the question, theres a scottish pakistani poof (self proclaimed) on the show, totally over the top, well he was, hes just walked out.

expat_boro Posted on 23/5 22:11
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Girls,remember to bring as much knitting and teddy bears with you if you want to drive FTN7 out.

Valer Posted on 23/5 22:12
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Sorry dundeejock - we need some laydees, I'll bear you in mind for next year! It's OK Boro_Gadgie, nobody's nominated you anyway ;-) Curly, I respect your opinion so I'll go for lostmylipstickinrome ray192 - always chirpy, bright and positive. The_Commissar - for his superior wit and intelligence. MsCurly - eye candy for the boys and great fun. MontagueLongfellow - for his vivid imagination. Boro85 - to keep everyone in check. hot_boro_girl - because she's hot and a boro girl. ive_lost_me_flag - misguided at times but has youthful passion. Pogum - eye candy for the girls and superior football knowledge. jax_1 - for her morals, sounds classy. freethenorton7 - so the whole country will hate him too. rosscollin23 - so we can teach him how to spell. lostmylipstickinrome - 'cos she's a hoot and double trouble. Valer - 'cos it's my ball! --- Post edited by Valer on 23/5 22:26 ---

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 23/5 22:15
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where the fook am I?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 22:16
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The planet Fnoo ?

key_toenail Posted on 23/5 22:16
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who will be the first couple to shaft MsC + ive-lost-me-virginity

crisboro Posted on 23/5 22:17
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Same place as me RAZMOND. Which one would you vote out first?

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 23/5 22:17
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I think a non-Boro fan or two would make it more interesting, e.g. Mick Brown or Blondie.

janplanner Posted on 23/5 22:17
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there's only one evil one round here. c'est moi.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 22:19
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I cant believe the number of deserving people that have been left outside with their noses pressed up against the windows. If it was up to me Id let them all in

Valer Posted on 23/5 22:24
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OK - just forced myself to watch the real thing for inspiration. I think our final laydee should either A. Be a seriously fit blonde B. Have giant lady glands C. Be controversial/annoying Any of those nominated previously fit the bill?

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 23/5 22:25
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I am A ffs!! to be fair ffs!! FFS!!!

ray192 Posted on 23/5 22:26
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hey cris i put you forward dear .

dundeejock Posted on 23/5 22:26
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Well MsCurly fits 2.5 out of three-she's not blonde

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 23/5 22:27
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Valer, see my post at 22:17 in that case. DJ, Curly's already in isn't she. She can't be in twice, although some might say she counts as double anyway. --- Post edited by Boro_Gadgie on 23/5 22:29 ---

crisboro Posted on 23/5 22:27
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Yes i saw that ray thanks. I do have two of the above criteria --- Post edited by crisboro on 23/5 22:28 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 22:28
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A bottle of peroxide and a couple of bags of silicone and jan would be A B and C

Electricman Posted on 23/5 22:30
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Can i nominate myself as the bloke who does the narrating, because we do not want a geordie doing it like.

Valer Posted on 23/5 22:31
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Which 2 chrisboro? You won't be loving it up with ray192 the minute we get in will you? Sorry gadgie Boro fans only in my house! --- Post edited by Valer on 23/5 22:33 ---

stepat Posted on 23/5 22:33
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Cris is seriously fit, you ought to include her, but only if i can bring her.

jax_1 Posted on 23/5 22:34
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What we really need is some serios lurrrrrrve interest in there.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 22:35
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What do you mean need ? Im already in

Valer Posted on 23/5 22:35
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Sorry Electricman, already secured the services of a narrator. Some guy from Stockton called Marcus Bentley. Heard of him?

ray192 Posted on 23/5 22:38
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OI !!! stepat get your own chick i invited her first now fook off lol cris that is. --- Post edited by ray192 on 23/5 22:43 ---

Electricman Posted on 23/5 22:40
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clutching at straws here the host of FMTTM big brothers little brother???? look i just want to be involved and if you dont let me im going to hide all the food!!!! Never heard of him...... Should i have heard of him?

Valer Posted on 23/5 22:41
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Ray, I put curly in for you - you after a menage et toi?

stepat Posted on 23/5 22:43
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Sorry Ray If i cant be a housemate, can i be a BB presenter? Or even BB in the diary room?

ray192 Posted on 23/5 22:45
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Valer thanks ah the lovely MsC the more the merrier lol .

Valer Posted on 23/5 22:46
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Electricman, is this a wind up or have you just got your wires crossed? Marcus Bentley has been the narrator on THE BB for 7years! Born and bred in sunny Stockton; BB made him change his Teesside accent so the rest of the country could understand him like. I'm looking for a cameraman.

ray192 Posted on 23/5 22:47
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stepat it's ok mate i was getting jealous of you .

janplanner Posted on 23/5 22:51
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i have no need for silicone, longfellow. i'm fine just as i am.

Electricman Posted on 23/5 22:52
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ok Valer, Bags eye in charge of the one in the ladies shower. At this point i would like to make the following suggestion All ladies have to take compulsory showers 5 times a day 2 ladies at a time and have to wash each other. (note to self when degree finishes..... GO OUT MORE) --- Post edited by Electricman on 23/5 22:53 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 23:06
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Apologies jp, Ive never seen any reference to the following requirement. B. Have giant lady glands

Valer Posted on 23/5 23:12
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So we've got:- ray192 - always chirpy, bright and positive. The_Commissar - for his superior wit and intelligence. MsCurly - eye candy for the boys and great fun. MontagueLongfellow - for his vivid imagination. Boro85 - to keep everyone in check. hot_boro_girl - because she's hot and a boro girl. ive_lost_me_flag - misguided at times but has youthful passion. Pogum - eye candy for the girls and superior football knowledge. jax_1 - for her morals, sounds classy. freethenorton7 - so the whole country will hate him too. rosscollin23 - so we can teach him how to spell. lostmylipstickinrome - 'cos she's a hoot and double trouble. Valer - 'cos it's my ball! Marcus Bentley - Narrator big_galoot - Presenter Stepat - BB in diary room Electricman -Shower room cameraman RAYMOND_HWDR - Bedroom cameraman expat-boro - Foreign correspondent dundeejock- BBLB presenter Final lady between crisboro and janplanner - YOUUU DECIDE

dundeejock Posted on 23/5 23:15
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What does BBLB presenter do?-do I get to nobb Davina?

Valer Posted on 23/5 23:17
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Get down satan - she's pregnant.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 23/5 23:18
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I believe the male presenter is rodgering the shower room cameraman

littleboro Posted on 23/5 23:19
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"its 23.16." simple choice. to stop bullying on the board, you have both tied together as siamism twins, and decide not to tell the other house/board memebrs. will they notice?

Valer Posted on 23/5 23:25
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Excellent idea littleboro, don't want to be accused of favouritism!

Valer Posted on 23/5 23:29
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So the final cast is:- ray192 - always chirpy, bright and positive. The_Commissar - for his superior wit and intelligence. MsCurly - eye candy for the boys and great fun. MontagueLongfellow - for his vivid imagination. Boro85 - to keep everyone in check. hot_boro_girl - because she's hot and a boro girl. ive_lost_me_flag - misguided at times but has youthful passion. Pogum - eye candy for the girls and superior football knowledge. jax_1 - for her morals, sounds classy. freethenorton7 - so the whole country will hate him too. rosscollin23 - so we can teach him how to spell. lostmylipstickinrome - 'cos she's a hoot and double trouble. crisboro and janplanner - tied together Valer - 'cos it's my ball! Marcus Bentley - Narrator big_galoot - Presenter Stepat - BB in diary room Electricman -Shower room cameraman RAYMOND_HWDR - Bedroom cameraman expat-boro - Foreign correspondent dundeejock- BBLB presenter

stepat Posted on 23/5 23:30
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What format is our BB taking? Will there be tasks? Weekly evictions? Surprise new housemates?

dundeejock Posted on 23/5 23:32
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so can someone explain what I do as BBLB presenter and (more importantly) how much do I get paid)-see my 21.51 post

jax_1 Posted on 23/5 23:34
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I'm not doing the cooking btw, just thought I'd mention that

stepat Posted on 23/5 23:37
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As BBLB presenter, you do a daily/nightly summary of the previous days' goings on. You can have special guests too. --- Post edited by stepat on 23/5 23:37 ---

Valer Posted on 23/5 23:37
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I'll leave the night shift to come up with some ideas Stepat - need to get some zzzzz's in now. Night all.

jax_1 Posted on 23/5 23:38
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G'night Valer, sleep well and pleasant dreams. Night night

ray192 Posted on 23/5 23:45
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Valer good night mate .

boroproud Posted on 24/5 0:07
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can i be the bloke with the remote control who presses the off button as soon as the intro music starts?

jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:09
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@ B.P.

dundeejock Posted on 24/5 0:10
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thats my usual job bp

ray192 Posted on 24/5 0:15
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i never watch it so i haven't got a clue what your on about so i'm well and truely fooked lol . --- Post edited by ray192 on 24/5 0:15 ---

expat_boro Posted on 24/5 3:49
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Morning cast and crew,your foreign correspondent here. Whilst you were sleeping,I,contacted three free to air tv stations here in Oz to ask if they would have any interest in screening an episode of Valers idea. After much deliberation,they were quite optimistic about the characters chosen but were unanimous in their decision for the wont to cut out, our Monty. They felt that he had an unusual desire for people to touch his bum and with the amount of kids that would be watching,were concerned that he may come out with with something like "I believe the male presenter is rodgering the showeroom cameraman" They still want to use him though,they sort of want to marry him with who they call, Glossy rossyCollinsboy..they feel that a stud for the show who can dominate the group physically and emotionally but not mentally needs to have a little bit of Monty put in him.{sorry glossy,sounds painful but they didn't mean literally I'm sure} They liked the idea of satisfying our MsCurls fantasies by combining the two and also liked the thought of introducing some real brains by introducing a guy whose name had conjured up all sorts of connotations,littlejimmy. Little Jimmy,the thought had excited them until one thought that maybe he was like another Steven Hawkins type character and knew that they didnt have the finances to modify the house for wheelchair access. Our immediate problem however, is should we stand by and watch Monty be Shafted. We should be unanimous with this decision and quickly as the three tv stations have threatened to steal our freethenorton7 from under our noses as he had never been aligned with any of us. Evidently Steve Irwin has plans for him,he thought that he would "fit right in" in a prehistoricesque style crocodile park, channel nine thought they could make a case for missing link found alive but not so well as to know whats going on type show. The other have decided to wait until they hear about our feelings about our glee or sadness at Montys shaftings. Please reply at your earliest convenience as the whole of Australia is looking on.

Valer Posted on 24/5 7:09
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Thank you ex_pat Boro - nice to see you are taking your job seriously. Monty must stay - I'm sure yout powers of persuasion can win them over, if not you'll have to find someone else. I seriously considered littlejimmy but was a tad concerned that he was beginning to show some empathy for freethenazi7 the other day. However, I have ordered a crate of kit kats for him and feel confident that he will find a golden ticket. Ray & DJ - not having watched BB is a serious advantage. --- Post edited by Valer on 24/5 7:13 --- --- Post edited by Valer on 24/5 7:15 ---

ray192 Posted on 24/5 7:17
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Valer how do you work that out

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 7:19
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Oh dear god Being in with that lot would be like getting the job of vleaning the filth from inside satans butthole. Or worse - analysing the contents of Curlys hand bag. If anyone wants me I am to be found in the garden with a shovel looking at some plans of a tunnel R_R sent me. Thanks.

Valer Posted on 24/5 7:28
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Ray, Hope none of the HM's have watched it - am hoping for a "normal" house, not one filled with loonies and wannabies. The advantages of ignorance of the real thing are:- A. You won't be acting up for the cameras as you'll think nobody is watching anyway. B. You will be yourself as you will be unaware that there is a pot of money at the end for the biggest fake. C.Any romantic attachment you make will be genuine, not for a slot in Hello.

longster Posted on 24/5 7:29
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T_C I'm digging from the outside mate to help with your escape!

Valer Posted on 24/5 7:29
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Sorry T_C _ I want you in. Freethenorton7 will find your tunnel, don't forget he was in the SS.

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 7:32
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BB meets Mission Impossible ? I predict a fiasco (thats what it would have been called if the Kaiser Chiefs had been from Boro)

red_rebel Posted on 24/5 7:38
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That as a terrible line-up. You need lunacy, you need unfounded opinions stated as fact, you need meglomania and borderline psychosis. You need Boro Bliss. And Forza.

ray192 Posted on 24/5 7:42
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Valer lol @ you mate .

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 7:49
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R-R, I actually met Boro Bliss and hate to say it but, she's actually very level headed, attractive and a nice person. We had the board classic of no body language, english as it is typed by someone who speaks in a foreign language and admin taking a sickie. The classic ingrdients for melt down. Now if it was Scarey we were talking about I'd be sharpening my sticks and declaring it open season. Now can you pass that shovel I have two metres of tunnel to dig, I'll send you a post card from blighty.....

Boscossock Posted on 24/5 8:52
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I am a watcher rather than a poster here, Hello all. Just a point that made me post, it seems this ftn7 was none too popular for his intolerant and sometimes hateful comments. I just wonder if the people who are now making similarly hateful comments on this and another post I was reading are not hypocrites and just as bad?

red_rebel Posted on 24/5 8:53
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MAybe, but what about Forza? The soil disposal from the tunnelling explains your ungainly walk of late. If you chavved up and tucked trackies in socks you could shift it far more more quickly.

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 8:57
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Good point R_R as I'm also on kitchen duty the gravy could be a tad thicker than usual. If you have a spare red flag I'm prepared to declare a workers paradise and raise it over the chicken coop.

Link: My current red flag

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 9:12
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Pah, what a feeble effort by a member of the backroom staff to get me ousted, pathetic, he obviously has his own favourite that hes routing for/has a bet on and has tried to use his negligible influence for his own ends. Ladies, I shall be in the pool waiting for you with a lilo when you tire of the freaks, first come first served. * cast eye over Commy's scrawney features toiling away at his hole and strikes him from list of competition.

scuzzmonster Posted on 24/5 9:12
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Commi, agree completely with your analysis of Boro Bliss. Very pleasant lass.

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 9:14
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sniggers at Monty and places last demolition charge under chicken coop - laugh 10lbs of semtex off monty

ray192 Posted on 24/5 9:19
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i totally agree with T_C and scuzz boro_bliss is a very nice lass .

sasboro Posted on 24/5 9:22
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cant believe briggsy or forzatweek never got in and surely ROb_fmttm would be big brother --- Post edited by sasboro on 24/5 9:23 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 9:26
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Sas Rob is more like an Endemol director type raking it in from mug punters who actually watch this turgid drivel.......

red_rebel Posted on 24/5 9:37
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This is the flag I shall be marching under proudly in the World Cup offering tactical support to the sporting wing of the MPLA . Until the end of the group stages anyway, then I will switch to whichever team can best boost the struggle against Imperialist hegemony.

Link: flag of the oppressed

Lisbonlegend Posted on 24/5 9:50
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Where am I?

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 9:52
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R_R, I don't want to pee you off but I will be wearing my Palancas Negras shirt with 10 Akwa on the back. You have to get in early with your choices you know It's a natty red yellow and black number with that all important chest band.... --- Post edited by The_Commisar on 24/5 9:53 ---

Link: Come on you might Black Impalas

red_rebel Posted on 24/5 9:54
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Pss off back to your backward peasant collectivist Hoxha isolation with Albania. I WANT THAT SHIRT!

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 9:57
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SNIGGER thought you might

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 10:46
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Good plan Commy except Im in the fookin pool and the chicken coop is probably one oof the last places Ill be spending time. What times it set to go off, Ill send ross over for some eggs when he gets up Think Ill go see if I can arouse the spliters, bout time they were up. (dont tell them I call them spliters btw)

Valer Posted on 24/5 12:32
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You may have a point Boscossock, however, although FTN7 has upset a great deal of board members, I don't believe you will find that any have advocated hanging, shooting or sterilizing him. If FTN7's politics are as we suspect, I have no doubt he will be flattered by the notoriety.

Boscossock Posted on 24/5 12:48
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I dont know if he would be flattered or not or his brand of politics. I do know I couldnt hate someone I hadnt met. I dont really HATE anyone. Anyone who can say he/she HATES someone and hopes that the rest of the country HATE him seem to be as bad if not even worse than this other person. Have you met this ftn7 for you to HATE him valer?

rosscollin23 Posted on 24/5 13:34
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il get the eggs if you need me to? but i will proberly drop 40% due to my 'crazy hands' whens the first eviction??? 0o0oh

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 13:39
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T-C's actions for the day a) land mines and punji stick traps laid around Commi Command HQ (aka the chicken coop) b) New wiring to hot tub completed (frying tonight) c) Demolition charges rigged to chicken coop (you'll never take me alive) d) escape tunnel 1 underway, chicken coop out under wall e) glider made from bog roll tubes started on roof (escape plan 2) f) added "night sights, camoflage gear and the anarchists cook book" to house shopping list g) replaced shampoo in showers with immac <sits back in Commi central and awaits mayhem>

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 13:39
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T-C's actions for the day a) land mines and punji stick traps laid around Commi Command HQ (aka the chicken coop) b) New wiring to hot tub completed (frying tonight) c) Demolition charges rigged to chicken coop (you'll never take me alive) d) escape tunnel 1 underway, chicken coop out under wall e) glider made from bog roll tubes started on roof (escape plan 2) f) added "night sights, camoflage gear and the anarchists cook book" to house shopping list g) replaced shampoo in showers with immac <sits back in Commi central and awaits mayhem>

Spoff_MFC Posted on 24/5 13:45
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Does noone know me? Not one mention

yeah_man Posted on 24/5 15:32
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i might go in for it next time, just for the experience.

sasboro Posted on 24/5 15:34
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they could put in more seats than contestants and so argue about empty seats at the dinner table

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 15:41
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm The Commy puts me in mind of a psychotic war vet whos about to flip, who the fook let him in here with the beautiful people ? Reminds me of Rambo but a bit more unstable. Anyway, when do we get the shopping in ? I dont mind doing it, how much have I got to spend ?

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 24/5 15:42
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Smifter Im seriously disappointed with you, but Valer Im very pleased with you. Smifter

Lisbonlegend Posted on 24/5 15:57
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Smifter I'm seriously pleaseed with you but Valer, you have let me down bigstyle.

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 24/5 15:58
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Lisbon that could be counted as plagerism!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 17:50
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DAY 1 And Montys fooking bored, currently on cigarette number 57 and running low, I expected there to be a well beer fridge to jolly things along but alas no, I need a shopping allowance soon. Lights number 58 and sighs.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 24/5 17:51
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That's easy for you to say Flag.

hells_bells83 Posted on 24/5 17:55
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I've just found the golden ticket! I'm in too!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 17:56
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Happy Days Whats your position on spanking ?

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 18:17
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Come on now, join in I was a p.f.c. on a search patrol, huntin charlie down It was in the jungle wars of 65 My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone And I could hear the enemy movin in close outside Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate And then a big marine a giant, with a pair of friendly eyes Appeared there at my shoulder and said wait. When he came in close beside me, he said dont worry, son, Im here If charlie wants to tangle now, hell have two to dodge I said, well, thanks a lot! I told him my name and asked him his And he said the boys just call me camouflage ALL TOGETHER NOW Woah-oh-oh-oh, camouflage Things are never quite the way they seem Woah-oh-oh-oh, camouflage I was awfully glad to see this big marine

hells_bells83 Posted on 24/5 18:18
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Sorry monty, didnt see your reply, the moment has gone now, you'll have to get me drunk and find out

ray192 Posted on 24/5 18:31
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i want to know where MsC is i've missed her all day .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 18:42
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Hells, I cant get meself pissed nevermind anyone else til I can get me hands on the booze allowance, I mean shopping money, Im going to need it soon or its gonna kick off. (I have however noted your request )

The_Commisar Posted on 24/5 18:53
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from the shopping allowance can we get some raspeberry jelly (the rowntrees squares) and some methylated spirit ? (anarchists cook book page 3, napalm, the home grown way)

MsCurly Posted on 24/5 19:01
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enters diary room BB: Hello MsCurly, how can I help you? MsC: Hello Big Brother, are you fit? BB: (no response) MsC: Never mind......I need to talk to you BB. BB: Yes MsCurly? MsC: First thing's first, there's no bottled water left and freethenorton7 has pissed into the Robinson's Barley Water. BB: MsCurly, there is an abundance of tapwater available. MsC: ....'kin tapwater??? You expect me to drink tapwater? BB: The choice is yours MsCurly, is there anything else Big Brother can help you with? MsC: Well, actually yes. I was wondering if it would be possible to get an apron with a picture of a naked lady with inflatable boobs for ray192? He's such a treasure in the kitchen and I think it would really suit him. BB: Big Brother will get back to you on this. How do you feel you've been settling into the Big Brother house? MsC: Well, it's been ok really apart from the wooden flooring. I sat cross legged on it yesterday and it took Monty a good half an hour of rocking me back and forth to break the vaccuum before I could get back up again. I think the_commisar is a bit strange, he was asking for some magnolia paint to be put on the shopping list. BB: What does he want magnolia paint for? MsC: I don't know, something about not liking the black and white decor in the bathroom......he's a bit odd, that one. Jax is flitting about littering the place with her thongs all willy nilly. It's ok though because Valer is usually a step behind her tidying them up. Not sure what he's doing with them but he's so houseproud, he's putting us all to shame. The others have all been quite quiet up till now, I'm sure we're all going to get along famously. BB: Is there anything else that Big Brother can help you with? MsC: Erm.....any chance of a snog? BB: MsCurly, please leave the diary room. MsC: Ok, byeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blows a kiss into camera) leaves diary room

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 19:09
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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER FOOOOOOOOOKS SAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED BEER AND FAGS YOU FOOKING TWATS *kicks Flaggy

crisboro Posted on 24/5 19:14
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Do me and jan have to share the same bed? If so...... I request no beans on the shopping list but an abundance of ice cream

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 24/5 19:14
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Flaggy doesnt like being kicked Flaggy "Who the fuk are you kicking?... We need a footy round this place!" Montague "Anyway, what are you going to do?" Flaggy "I wanna go home "

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 19:16
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"Do me and jan have to share the same bed" Indeed you do, mine ** kicks Flaggy twice for talking to me without having tits.

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 24/5 19:19
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Gets very angry with Montague and punches him in the gut, then runs very fast! Goes into the diary room and locks it "Big Brother help, Montagues not impressed" "Why not?" "I punched him" "Big Brother does not tolerate violence, goodbye Flaggy, the door is open..." "Oh shitt" Montague charges in and the camera goes blank

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 19:23
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Listen you little runt, youve got 4 hours to get me money for beer and fags or Im going to cut your hands off in your sleep.

Valer Posted on 24/5 19:25
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Valer emerges from diary room with laminated A4 in hand. "BB welcomes the FMTTM members to the BB house and trusts you will enjoy your stay with us. Basic food supplies have been provided and BB will get back to you advising when your shopping budget will be allocated. Meanwhile, BB has organised 2 welcome parties for this evening. SandT book HM's should gather in the lounge, where a dvd of the Basle and Bucharest 2nd leg games will be showing. Each of you will receive a Parmo, creamed cabbage, a carton of Marlboro and a crate of Stella. All non SandT HM's should go to the bedroom where a dvd of Sevilla's goals will be showing. Each of you will receive a Greggs pasty, a piece of nicorette gum and a can of Dr. Pepper. Enjoy your evening." --- Post edited by Valer on 24/5 19:28 --- --- Post edited by Valer on 24/5 19:31 ---

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 24/5 19:25
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"Someone help! This blokes psycho!" Someone comes running... (and someone else carries on the story but not me or Montague)

MsCurly Posted on 24/5 19:28
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Ooh, hark at flaggy, barking the orders about! Young upstart. I've already contributed more than my fair share this evening, I need to rechannel my 'humour' juices. Monty, show us your knob........ --- Post edited by MsCurly on 24/5 19:29 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 19:32
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Monty on the way for his Stella and Parmo whips his shorts down in full view of the other housemates. They all gasp

Link: Feel the width

crisboro Posted on 24/5 19:33
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I'm off to the lounge...... in case my twin is not an s/t she is borrowing voucher Y from my brothers and is coming too

MsCurly Posted on 24/5 19:34
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Cor, have you seen the shine on that? Must have taken some polishing. Now put it away you filthy pervert.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 19:38
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It takes a certain technique whilst rubbing it to get the tip to glow like that, would you like to have a try, it can be very invigorating

rosscollin23 Posted on 24/5 23:58
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as im in danger of becoming the 'quiet one' and being one of the first up for nomination i better start maing some waves by unjustly slagging off an innocent housemate. i really dont like MontagueLongfellows touchy feely aproach when we are in the seating area or in the kitchen, i know he likes Curley and i feel like im being used in the middle as a tool!!....u User

MsCurly Posted on 25/5 0:00
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Used in the middle as a tool? Look sonny, if it's a threesome you're after then........... ........actually you've come to JUST the right place!

rosscollin23 Posted on 25/5 0:02
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well im going to have to go to the diary room to discuss it with them, are you allowed one on national TV? it might the best way to prolong my stay in the house, and i guess i did proclaim myself as a sexmachine earlier

jwatso Posted on 25/5 0:07
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new housemate entering i wanta win and get laid i hate u all

rosscollin23 Posted on 25/5 0:09
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well you unfortunatly need to get valers permish-as its his 'ball! if you are female im sure he will want you in

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 25/5 0:26
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Ill touchy feely you with back of my hand you fookin gaylord

expat_boro Posted on 25/5 4:20
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hoof

The_Commisar Posted on 25/5 7:39
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BOOT enter T_C through the bedroom door GOOOOD NEWS !!!! I've finished me flame thrower WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF !!!!!!

Valer Posted on 25/5 9:02
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Oh I'm so pleased I chose you T_C -this is just the kind of behaviour I was hoping for from you. Are you aware that's YOUR bed and belongings you've just set fire to? Now why would you do that? I know you're upset that BB no longer has a chicken coop, but to destroy all your clothes, Angola shirt, bed, shovel and all your belongings in one "whooosh" is a bit extreme. Still, if that's what you want. Pleased to report everyone else is fine - Ms. Curly's hair is a bit singed and Ray looks a bit odd with only one eyebrow, but no serious injuries.

Valer Posted on 25/5 9:05
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Curly - get your hands off that firemans bum. BB is watching you. --- Post edited by Valer on 25/5 9:56 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 25/5 9:06
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I'll be back........................

Valer Posted on 25/5 9:56
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T_C - Forget any ideas you may have of popping my ball and throwing it over the fence. I have taken in another 15 as my luxury items (enough to last until the start of the World Cup). BB has them in safekeeping.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 25/5 10:53
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WHERES THE FOOKIN BEER AND FAGS MONEY YOU COONT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valer Posted on 25/5 13:42
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Longfellow - you were given beer and fags last night. If you choose to smoke 200 cigarettes and a crate of Stella in one night rather than making them last, you must suffer the consequences. Big Brither will not tolerate agressive behaviour or foul language in the A category. Yellow card.

rosscollin23 Posted on 26/5 11:59
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come on i want the excitment of the evictions

ray192 Posted on 26/5 12:12
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ross fook off i'm not going in the house with you on my own where's the ladies lol .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 26/5 16:17
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I know I was given fags and beer yesterday but some coonts hid them, Im going to hang out by the wall and hope expat comes through.

Valer Posted on 26/5 18:19
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Valer once again emerges from diary room with laminated A4 in hand. (Clearly BB's favourite HM). "Your first task is to teach Ross how to spell. Each HM must search previous posts by rosscollin23, choose 3 words which he has previously spelt incorrectly, then post the correct spellings by 5pm tomorrow. All HM's who post their 3 words,(spelt correctly) will be immune from eviction this week. Any HM who does not post will automatically be up for the public vote on Sunday. After 5pm tomorrow Ross must post a story using all the words posted, spelling all of them correctly. If Ross is successful BB will put a burnt out Ford Capri in the garden for HM's to use for, "a bit of slap and tickle." The link below may help you." --- Post edited by Valer on 26/5 18:31 ---

Link: search threads by author

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 26/5 18:33
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rosscollin23 Posted on 26/5 11:59 Email this Message \| Reply re: If you could choose any board members to come on i want the excitment of the evictions rosscollin23 Posted on 25/5 0:09 Email this Message \| Reply re: If you could choose any board members to well you unfortunatly need to get valers permish-as its his 'ball! if you are female im sure he will want you in rosscollin23 Posted on 24/5 23:58 Email this Message \| Reply re: If you could choose any board members to as im in danger of becoming the 'quiet one' and being one of the first up for nomination i better start maing some waves by unjustly slagging off an innocent housemate. i really dont like MontagueLongfellows touchy feely aproach when we are in the seating area or in the kitchen, i know he likes Curley and i feel like im being used in the middle as a tool!!....u User excitement unfortunately approach

jax_1 Posted on 26/5 18:55
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this is getin so frustrating man, to get tickets but to then be stumped with flights is so painful getin - getting ...i just dont know and the tranisition seems to be seemless e.g. babs windsor tranisition - transition here you go again then- its got cleveland commenraty too!! commenraty - commentary alrtingham falied to get international clerance for a midfielder so they have been deducted 18 POINTS!! most ever!! falied - failed Could go on all night LOL

Valer Posted on 26/5 19:02
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rosscollin23 Posted on 19/5 19:09 Email this Message \| Reply Trying to keep calm with this Woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- rite-this will need a little bit of ur attention so hopefully you can give me ur advice at the end. ok, im 20 and a nice guy. me and my mate lea were up town and he got with this stunning lass and i was left with what appeard to be her 'boring mate'. but as it turned out shes a model-dint really see it at first but now i do. right appeared she's

Valer Posted on 26/5 19:08
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That's 4 jax - better edit one out - might not be enough to go around otherwise! The next task will be a maths test for jax! ;-)

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 26/5 19:10
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"might not be enough to go around otherwise!" I bet there is

jax_1 Posted on 26/5 19:15
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LOL Monty, you beat me to it There's loads. Valer noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! you can't do that to poor little jax D'oh, I see what you mean now --- Post edited by jax_1 on 26/5 19:28 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 26/5 19:23
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I got my 3 off this thread

Valer Posted on 26/5 19:52
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I hope Ross is taking this in the spirit in which it is intended.

ray192 Posted on 27/5 9:33
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i would definatly bunch up with lisbonledgend-i think we could dominate the group physicaly and emotionaly definatly - spelt wrong.....correct spelling - definitely . ledgend - spelt wrong ......correct spelling - legend . physicaly - spelt wrong......correct spelling - physically . is that it Valer what you want?. --- Post edited by ray192 on 27/5 9:26 ---

Valer Posted on 27/5 9:37
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That's exactly what we need Ray. How come you edited your post at 9.26 when it wasn't posted until 9.33? ;-)

ray192 Posted on 27/5 9:45
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fook knows mate is that it for now .

Pogum Posted on 27/5 12:49
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"4 weeks later i bump into her agian in town looking Stunning..and i play it a little smoother and get her number and we have 3/4 sucsessful dates?? really liking the girl and i seem to have found a v nice young lady then when im in Eindhoven shes out and my best mate-whos also a proffsional smooth talker " agian = again sucsessful = successful proffsional = professional

rosscollin23 Posted on 27/5 14:32
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wooo wooo you have Passed the test lol! guess my spelling was getting a little out of hand like

Valer Posted on 27/5 15:59
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Read the rules again please Ross! One hour to go! MontagueLongfellow, jax_1, Valer, ray192 and Pogum all have immunity so far. Ross, are you practising? Your words so far are:- excitement unfortunately approach getting transition commentary right appeared she's definitely legend physically again successful professional

rosscollin23 Posted on 27/5 16:14
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.aww --- Post edited by rosscollin23 on 27/5 16:18 ---

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/5 16:17
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Too early ross, everyones got til tomorrow night to post theirs, edit it out til then

rosscollin23 Posted on 27/5 16:19
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no its 5 night monty

Valer Posted on 27/5 16:22
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It's 5 tonight Monty. Ross PLEASE read the rules again, you're missing something very important.

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 27/5 16:23
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Flag returns from a forgotten corner... Drops his trousers, causes a scene and walks away... "Hehehehe that should give me safety til next week" (to self) "Big brother would like Flag to come to the diary room immediately" "Bollox!" (to self) enters diary room "Flag, you have caused a stir amongst the house, your indecent exposure has led to several complaints from other housemates" "Yeah well theyll have to get used to it" "Flag if this behaviour persists Big Brother may hand out a punishment to ALL housemates! The door is now open you may leave" "Great stuff, some excitement, looks like some groping tomorrow" --- Post edited by ive_lost_me_flag on 27/5 16:26 ---

Valer Posted on 27/5 16:27
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You may not be here tomorrow flag- you haven't posted your 3 spellings!

rosscollin23 Posted on 27/5 16:29
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so i have to just use all the words and make up any random story? once they are all posted

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 27/5 16:29
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3 spellings?

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 27/5 16:29
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Double post --- Post edited by ive_lost_me_flag on 27/5 16:29 ---

rosscollin23 Posted on 27/5 17:04
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so i have to make the story from these words yes? what about the people who didnt post?? excitement unfortunately approach getting transition commentary right appeared she's definitely legend physically again successful professional

MsCurly Posted on 27/5 17:11
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"4 weeks later i bump into her agian in town looking Stunning..and i play it a little smoother and get her number and we have 3/4 sucsessful dates?? really liking the girl and i seem to have found a v nice young lady then when im in Eindhoven shes out and my best mate-whos also a proffsional smooth talker " proffsional = professional sucsessful = successful agian = again Am I too late? And do I get disqualified for plagiarising another housemate's answer? If it's any consolation I jumbled up the three words so it didn't look so 'robbed'.

Redcar_Smoggy Posted on 27/5 17:14
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oh may god.....how sad is everybody...haven't you got anything better to do? Have you got any real friends?

MsCurly Posted on 27/5 17:17
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Do you realise the irony of your own post there, R_S?

RAZMOND_HWDR Posted on 27/5 17:18
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I wouldnt dare post on this thread!!

Redcar_Smoggy Posted on 27/5 17:19
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yeah...just joined this ciber world to see what the fuss was all about.......cant believe that over 200 people would leave meaningless comments................................!will stick to the real world, thank you!

MsCurly Posted on 27/5 17:20
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See ya.

Boro85 Posted on 27/5 17:33
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B85 rolls out of bed for the first time in 4 days, realises theres no-one about in the bedroom and decides to get some more kip instead of being social

Valer Posted on 27/5 17:56
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Yes Ross, you have to make up a story from these words:- excitement unfortunately approach getting transition commentary right appeared she's definitely legend physically again successful professional Good luck!

rosscollin23 Posted on 27/5 17:58
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Here we go then One day Two I was ‘getting’ out of bed ‘again’ and I noticed that ‘unfortunately’ I had been ‘physically’ molested in bed again by jax_1. My ‘excitement’ was uncontrollable; due to her third person ‘commentary’ on her own actions e.g. I am taking off my bra ECT. Her ‘successful’ ‘approach’ ‘appeared’ to have worked until I got talking to MontagueLongfellow during the daily bath we share. He told me how ‘she’s’ ‘definitely’ a ‘professional’ slag bag. I told him I thought he ‘appeared’ to be ‘right’, and as I hoped naked out of the bath he saw the ‘legend’ jax_1 was after all night Hopefully the word ‘transition’ was not needed in this story at any stage. Phew

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/5 18:01
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Should that be On Day Two ?

ray192 Posted on 27/5 18:02
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.

Valer Posted on 27/5 18:04
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Brilliant Ross. Can we allow him One=on ect=etc hoping = hopping None were in the spelling test.

Valer Posted on 27/5 18:09
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Is Ms.Curly immune or not? She was only 11 mins late and Pogum had her tied to the bed. As her and Pogum now appear to be joined as "one" I'm sure she's allowed to plagiarise him? Vote now.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 27/5 18:26
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Rules is rules, shes up for it Im afraid

ray192 Posted on 27/5 18:45
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Valer your in charge so i will abide by your decision .

Valer Posted on 27/5 18:47
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No Ross - BB is in charge, I'm just a HM. HE DECIDES.

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 19:45
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@ Ross Bye redcar smoggy. am sure the board will be a sadder place without you!

Valer Posted on 27/5 20:21
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BB advises that HM's have successfully completed the spelling task and Ross will be rewarded with a Ford Capri in the garden. In addition, the garden area has been transformed into a barbecue party area where unlimited food and alcohol awaits you. The following HM's are immune from eviction tomorrow. MontagueLongfellow jax_1 Valer ray192 Pogum The following HM's did not post their 3 words by 5pm and will be up for the public vote. The_Commissar MsCurly Boro85 hot_boro_girl ive_lost_me_flag freethenorton7 rosscollin23 lostmylipstickinrome crisboro and janplanner ALL HM's may vote for two candidates they want to KEEP in the house. Other board members may vote for who they want to KEEP in the house as many times as they wish. The HM with the least number of votes at 10pm tomorrow will be evicted. --- Post edited by Valer on 27/5 20:32 ---

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 20:24
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Can we have a secret vote please? It seems a bit harsh doing it in public.

Valer Posted on 27/5 20:25
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I vote to keep:- MsCurly - she was very unlucky not to get her post in on time. rosscollin23 - I understand why he didn't think he had to post 3 words, even though I prompted him to read the rules again, twice! --- Post edited by Valer on 27/5 20:27 ---

Valer Posted on 27/5 20:30
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I'm not sure how we could do that Jax? We are voting for who we want to KEEP, not who we want out. Everyone had the opportunity of immunity. Surely that's not harsh?

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 20:34
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Just set up a hotmail account for the voting. Not nice though for peeps to see who voted which way especially if it's a public vote.

Valer Posted on 27/5 20:59
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Jax - don't you think you're taking this a bit too seriously? A hotmail a/c for voting FFS. People are voting for who they want to keep in, there's no need for anyone to say anything nasty. If people want to make nasty comments about the HM's they'll do it anyway. Get your party dress on - I'm having loads of fun in the garden and Ross has been sitting in his Capri waiting for you!

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 21:00
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Well it was just a suggestion - we did last time.

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 21:08
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Ok well I vote to keep Curly and 85

Valer Posted on 27/5 22:06
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Last time? Has this been done before? Don't worry Jax - when we have to vote people OUT, I'll put the Pope and CH in for you! ;-)

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 22:21
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Valer - thanks I'll appreciate that. Yes we had Big Brother last year but it all went pear shaped after starting with great promise. I'm sure this one will stay the course though

Valer Posted on 27/5 22:48
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How long did it last? I certainly don't intend keeping this going when the World Cup starts - think it will have to be in the style of Celeb BB and be over by 9/6! I never actually intended this to go the way it has - just wanted to know, "if you could choose any board members to go in a FMTTM Big Brother house who would you pick?" Only smifter seemed to understand me!

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 22:52
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LOL Valer but you volunteered by suggestion That happens a lot on this board. It lasted a fortnight or so I think, then it all went pear shaped, sadly. Just carry on for however long you can be bothered.

Valer Posted on 27/5 23:08
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I'm already losing sleep over the next bloody task! ;-) Like you, I don't intentionally set out to offend anyone,(except FTN7 !),so it's a bit of a worry. Got a few ideas up my sleeve though. ;-)

jax_1 Posted on 27/5 23:11
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No I don't like to offend Valer you are right but with games like this, it can be hard not to at times. Don't lose sleep over it though

ray192 Posted on 28/5 0:52
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i vote to keep MsCurly and The_Commissar .

ray192 Posted on 28/5 1:07
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V..V....V....Va.l..er (hic) ar..e.. you.. (hic).. th..e.r..e...i'm... pi...ss..e.d (hic).. gr..e..a.t.. b.ar..b..i..ma...te (hic\|) .. goodnight.

Valer Posted on 28/5 9:50
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Ohh you're so popular Curly. Can I be in your gang? Hungover Ray?

ray192 Posted on 28/5 10:06
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Valer free beer and a bbq at the bb of course i am lol .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/5 10:46
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Keep FN7 and Lostmelippy

MsCurly Posted on 28/5 11:05
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That's it Longfellow!!! No more all night 'rub me down with baby oil and then spank me senseless with wet celery' evenings for you! Ooh! If I get booted do I get to wear my gorrrrrrgeously chic, black Karen Millen wrap over dress on eviction night? Or shall I just go for the bunny girl cossie?

Boro85 Posted on 28/5 11:20
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Do i get a vote? If i do, then MsC and Commi.

rosscollin23 Posted on 28/5 12:07
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well a bit gutted that no one wants to keep me in but iv vote for freethenorton7 and lostmylipstickinrome !!

MsCurly Posted on 28/5 12:09
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Oh well if nominees up for eviction get to vote, then I'll vote for you rosscollins. My votes to stay in da house are; rosscollins (as he's a filthy, young man) and Boro85 (as he's a filthy, young man). There's a pattern emerging there somewhere............

jax_1 Posted on 28/5 15:16
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Sorry Ross Was very difficult to only choose 2.

The_Commisar Posted on 28/5 15:30
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Oi Judas85 I saw what you did there

rosscollin23 Posted on 28/5 15:34
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lol

Valer Posted on 28/5 17:11
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I voted for you Ross. You not voting Commissar?

rosscollin23 Posted on 28/5 17:38
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ahhh sorry Valer, i just seem to read your important posts like a magic picture?! cheers!! i placed my votes to the quieter members to spread the voting

Valer Posted on 28/5 17:48
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The voting so far:- The_Commissar - 2 MsCurly - 4 Boro85 - 2 hot_boro_girl ive_lost_me_flag freethenorton7 - 2 rosscollin23 - 2 lostmylipstickinrome - 2 crisboro and janplanner

Valer Posted on 28/5 20:56
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"ahhh sorry Valer, i just seem to read your important posts like a magic picture?! cheers!! i placed my votes to the quieter members to spread the voting" Anyone else notice Ross managed a whole post without one single spelling mistake? Congratulations Ross, our tuition is clearly paying off!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/5 20:59
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A couple of capitals here and there wouldnt go a miss

MsCurly Posted on 28/5 21:00
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Well if his geography's anything like his grammar.........

Valer Posted on 28/5 21:33
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And that's from the lad who missed out an apostrophe in wouldn't and put a space in amiss!

Pogum Posted on 28/5 21:39
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My votes go to ive_lost_me_flag and crisboro and janplanner

Valer Posted on 28/5 21:47
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The voting so far:- The_Commissar - 2 MsCurly - 4 Boro85 - 2 hot_boro_girl ive_lost_me_flag - 1 freethenorton7 - 2 rosscollin23 - 2 lostmylipstickinrome - 2 crisboro and janplanner - 1

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/5 21:51
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Is amiss a word, the thing's you learn on here

MsCurly Posted on 28/5 21:54
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(did you see what he did there)?

Valer Posted on 28/5 22:19
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Yes Curly, I did, as did BB. Apostrophes/apostrophe's next for Monty! ;-) --- Post edited by Valer on 28/5 22:42 ---

Valer Posted on 28/5 22:23
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hot_boro_girl, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. hot_boro_girl, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. hot_boro_girl, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. hot_boro_girl, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. hot_boro_girl, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house...................... To be fair, you have been a bit quiet!

ray192 Posted on 29/5 10:06
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goodbye h_b_g .

rosscollin23 Posted on 29/5 11:33
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phew! safe!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 12:17
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Now to see if my strategic voting gets me the FTN7/Lostmelippy/Monty threesome Im after Curlz, I love it when you get jealous, lets just say I knew you wouldnt be short of enough votes (i trust the oiy cerely nights are back on

MsCurly Posted on 29/5 12:19
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That's the strangest spelling of 'oily celery' I've ever seen.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 12:22
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I wouldnt care but I was debating with myself wether it was one !i" or 2 "ll"'s in oiy before I posted it. POLAO (pisses oneself laughing at oneself)

janplanner Posted on 29/5 12:25
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am i in the house? i didn't even know!!!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 12:32
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Yes you are jan, you are tied to crisboro and share the next bed to mine which is nice for you, please keep your hands under your own duvet.

janplanner Posted on 29/5 12:38
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i must thank crisboro for being so easy to live with that i didn't even notice she was there! and for asking for extra icecream. if i have to be tied to anyone, i'm very glad it's her.

Valer Posted on 29/5 12:38
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"Now to see if my strategic voting gets me the FTN7/Lostmelippy/Monty threesome Im after" Monty, is FTN7 male or female?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 12:42
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Male I believe My plan is on Lippy getting a roasting Ive got you down a first substitute if either of them crys off

rosscollin23 Posted on 29/5 12:47
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well im sick of twiddling my thumbs in the corner! i need some attention!! who wants to sleep in my bed tonight?...

Valer Posted on 29/5 13:19
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It's the Commissars birthday today. As all his possessions were destroyed in his arson attempt, all HM's can choose a suitable gift for him, to be presented at his surprise party this evening. All HM's who post a picture of their gift before 9pm today will be immune from the next eviction.

Valer Posted on 29/5 13:30
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I've got him a case of this.

Link: Russian Vodka

janplanner Posted on 29/5 13:34
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i'd like to get in first with this beautiful motor. i know it's the_commisar's favourite car. happy birthday.

Link: octavia

ray192 Posted on 29/5 13:36
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thats bull i dont know how to do that post a picture .

Boro85 Posted on 29/5 13:36
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Since the demise of his flamethrower, i reckon he could have some fun with this:

Link: Happy Birthday!

Pogum Posted on 29/5 13:42
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Do you think he'd like this?

Link: Ushanka

Valer Posted on 29/5 13:51
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Ray, type the name of the gift you would like into google. Find a picture of it, highlight the web page on the address bar, right click and copy, then right click and paste in the link address option on your post (remove the http:// first or it won't work). Give your link a name and then post.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 14:11
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Happy birthdat TC

Link: Time on your hands

ray192 Posted on 29/5 14:34
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happy birthday

Link: from russia with love

ray192 Posted on 29/5 14:35
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Valer is that ok for a first time attempt lol .

Valer Posted on 29/5 14:45
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That's very good Ray. It's an education in this house isn't it?! janplanner - excellent, but it's starting to look like Reg Vardy in the garden, what with that and the Ford Capri. Monty - I'm loving your watch, my favourite so far.

ray192 Posted on 29/5 14:51
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Valer thanks mate, education my peanut of a brain is bursting now lol .

rosscollin23 Posted on 29/5 16:14
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shes waiting for you on the outside!! happy birthday too --- Post edited by rosscollin23 on 29/5 16:15 ---

Link: no longer a virgin

Valer Posted on 29/5 16:26
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Can we get her to jump out of his cake Ross?

ray192 Posted on 29/5 16:42
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i've ordered 500 of these for six o/c to decorate the bb room for the party anybody else want to help out

Link: link

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 16:52
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Entertainments booked

Link: bring on the .....

ray192 Posted on 29/5 16:54
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monty well done anybody else bothered .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 16:58
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I like a good party, Ill sort some drinks out

crisboro Posted on 29/5 17:01
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Me and jan will bring the ......

Link: .............

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 17:02
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Cant wait to get me lips round of these.

Link: lipsmacking

Valer Posted on 29/5 17:02
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I'll bring the cake.

Link: Birthday cake

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:11
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cris thats perfect . Valer well done mate .

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:14
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will 10 boxes of this do?

Link: champagne

Valer Posted on 29/5 18:14
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Cris- sorry about that, didn't realise you'd already got a cake. We must have been posting at the same time. --- Post edited by Valer on 29/5 18:15 ---

Valer Posted on 29/5 18:18
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Sounds brill Ray - can't wait. You like these links now don't you? ;-) Keep 'em coming; we could do with some food.

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:23
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Valer thanks mate i'll try my best for the food lol .

Valer Posted on 29/5 18:27
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The HM's currently immune from the next eviction are:- Valer crisboro and janplanner Boro85 Pogum MontagueLongfellow ray192 rosscollin23

expat_boro Posted on 29/5 18:29
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Morning crew,Foreign Correspondent here.I have just had my sleep broken by a phone call from Sri Lanka TV.Due to my sleepy state and the fact that i was talking to what I thought at first was a call centre from India,I am a little confused about the content of our conversation and have attempted to unravel it in my spoken language,English. I believe the ladies name was Sagwhalla Whosmamshadashagortu and after informing her several times that my name is expat,she maintained calling me throughout our one sided conversation,sexpot,I think. She said something about Ray needing to be more outrageous although she may have said Out Ray Goes.She also said that they would like to see MsCurlys curlies and Montys python.I told her that Monty Python had already been done to which she replied,"by which crew member and do you have it on tape?" "Look we're not getting very far here"I said."It's very early in the morning here, can i call back later after I have slept on it?" "Oh you mean Montys Python,I get it now,it was you?" "What!""What the **** are you on about?.Goodnight. Sorry folks,I may have stuffed up an opportunity there but if any of you fancy calling a Ms whatever her name was,I will gladly send on her details. Regards,Expat.

The_Commisar Posted on 29/5 18:30
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awwwww shucks guys if your really looking for ideas, who about one of these, in red and white obviously...

Link: nice, really nice

MsCurly Posted on 29/5 18:36
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expat, the only curlies this girly has are on her head, for ALL to see. Commisar.......I know you love your motorbikes darling, so just for you I got you this one, it's so good, spiderman uses it (and don't tell BB but I think it has built in flame throwers). Best part is, it's only an ikkle matchbox toy, so you can.....

Link: .put it in your pocket and play with it.

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:44
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10 of these lol

Link: link

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 18:47
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In the intrests of keeping viewing figures up and keeping the ladies voting for me to stay I shall now post a picture taken of me with my flies un-zipped and my "python" hanging out. This is quite serious ans I would advise anyone who is at work not to open it or anyone who is prudish

Link: Montys trousersnake

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:47
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and 10 of these

Link: link

expat_boro Posted on 29/5 18:50
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Being a foreign correspondent is a very frustrating job and my wife would kill me if she knew that I was returning to bed with vivid thoughts of Mscurlys lack of curlies raging through my head.Or worse still,the thought of the size Montys python.

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:51
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and 30 of these

Link: scones

ray192 Posted on 29/5 18:54
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now i've got the trifle,scones and balloons . it's up to you now i'm going to get ready .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 18:55
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I know its a bit green looking but the doctor assured me that the tablets would soon have that cleared up * sits wondering why expat opened a link to a picture of my dick [;)

expat_boro Posted on 29/5 19:01
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I was intrigued,when I read on another thread that you were 78,I had an urge to see if it looked like it needed a good ironing.Monty,you lied and you were also confused. The thread asked"how old are you?"not how long are you.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 19:04
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You like old mens tadgers ? Fair enough, each to ther own

expat_boro Posted on 29/5 19:18
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My wife thinks that I come on here to talk football. Dont know how to answer the Question if she ever asks."do you keep secrets form me?" Monty,where did you buy the penis Bullworker and does it come with instructions.

ray192 Posted on 29/5 19:22
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oh i forgot these here you are Valer 300 . --- Post edited by ray192 on 29/5 19:23 ---

Link: poppers

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 19:32
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You dont need a penis bullworker expat, just rub it, the more you rub it the bigger it gets Ray, I love it when people get to grips with new technology

expat_boro Posted on 29/5 19:56
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Thank god for that,I couldn't get mine to hang on to the bow string. Thanks for the tip Monty but it had no long lasting effect. However,I dont give up easily.I'm off to have another try {:)]

jax_1 Posted on 29/5 20:20
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very best wishes to you on your birthday Commi. Hope that you have gad a great day and that the coming year brings you everything that you wish for yourself.

Link: To Help You Get There Sooner............

jax_1 Posted on 29/5 20:20
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Very best wishes to you on your birthday Commi. Hope that you have had a great day and that the coming year brings you everything that you wish for yourself. --- Post edited by jax_1 on 29/5 20:20 ---

Link: To Help You Get There Sooner............

ray192 Posted on 29/5 20:21
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monty cheers mate .

The_Commisar Posted on 29/5 20:28
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well blow me Jax (easy tiger) a Huges 500D, a simply charming chopper (jax may know more about choppers than she's letting on)

jax_1 Posted on 29/5 20:32
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I may get into trouble off your lass if I do that Commi, hence the chopper Not a bad little model is that one, just what you could do with to zoom about in on those, have to be there yesterday type days.

Valer Posted on 29/5 21:03
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The HM's immune from the next eviction are:- Valer crisboro and janplanner Boro85 Pogum MontagueLongfellow ray192 rosscollin23 MsCurly jax_1 The_Commissar ('cos it's his birthday and he can't buy himself a present). The HM's up for the public vote are:- ive_lost_me_flag freethenorton7 lostmylipstickinrome ALL HM's must vote for the HM they want to KEEP in the house by 8pm tomorrow. Meanwhile........"HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMMISSAR" . Party on.............

MsCurly Posted on 29/5 21:12
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Ooh, don't we get to keep 2 in again?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/5 21:40
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How bizarre, 2 out of the three are ones I voted for last time. Ill vote to keep Lippy cos I think she aint got weekend access.

rosscollin23 Posted on 30/5 13:01
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il vote for Valer

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 30/5 13:13
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I vote for Boro85. I might walk anyway this is getting boring.

ray192 Posted on 30/5 14:51
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i vote lostmylipstickinrome. --- Post edited by ray192 on 30/5 14:52 ---

Valer Posted on 30/5 17:59
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Can you pay attention please boys. ive_lost_me_flag - Boro85 is immune. rosscollin23 - I'm flattered, but I'm immune. You must choose who you want to KEEP from:- ive_lost_me_flag freethenorton7 lostmylipstickinrome

rosscollin23 Posted on 30/5 18:01
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lost my flag

Valer Posted on 30/5 18:01
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My vote goes to ive_lost_me_flag.

Valer Posted on 30/5 18:03
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Ross, you're going too far now - correcting other peoples spelling mistakes?

Pogum Posted on 30/5 20:18
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I vote - lostmylipstickinrome

Valer Posted on 30/5 21:05
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ive_lost_me_flag - 2 votes freethenorton7 - Fk all votes,(shame) lostmylipstickinrome -3 votes freethenorton7, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. freethenorton7, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. freethenorton7, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. freethenorton7, you have been evicted. please leave the FMTTM BB house. freethenorton7, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house...... Thank ** for that, what a bore. He wasn't nearly as brave or controversial to our faces was he? That said, it's looking increasingly like Boro85 may have cut out his tongue!

ray192 Posted on 30/5 21:09
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anybody for a cuppa .

Boro85 Posted on 30/5 21:13
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stumbles from the BB bedroom, blood streaming from his mouth MMMMMMMM! MM!!!MMMMMM MMMM MMMM!!!!M!!M!!!!!!!!!! splutter MMM F-ING MMMMGUE! drops pair of blood stained scissors onto the floor MM!!

CAPSLOCK1 Posted on 30/5 22:09
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NICE TO SEE MY NAME ISNT ON. YET.

Valer Posted on 30/5 22:21
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Who ar ya?

rosscollin23 Posted on 31/5 0:49
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late at night Valer slips into 'townie mode' and leaves his english spelling behind lol

ray192 Posted on 31/5 6:54
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full breakfast for everybody what you dont want just leave it .

Valer Posted on 31/5 7:13
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Ross - very amusing, I really am lol. Ray - You're a star and a gent - delicious.

ray192 Posted on 31/5 18:54
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would anybody like a cuppa tea and a piece cake

ray192 Posted on 31/5 18:54
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would anybody like a cuppa tea and a piece of cake

Valer Posted on 31/5 19:34
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Yes please Ray. It's not that left over birthday cake that dirty whore jumped out of is it?!

jax_1 Posted on 31/5 19:43
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Can I just ask Valer please? Who is this Pogum of whom you speak? I'd never heard of him before and have only seen him post on this thread. Am I the only one that's puzzled?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 31/5 19:47
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I had the same problem but used me brains

Link: Type Pogum into the search field

Valer Posted on 31/5 19:49
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You mean some male eye candy has esacaped you Jax?! He changed his user name to Pogum not long ago and hasn't been posting much lately. Top guy, very popular with the ladies, football encyclopedia.

Link: Search threads by Pogum

MsCurly Posted on 31/5 19:56
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Very popular with the ladies? Is it otley_boro_fan?

Valer Posted on 31/5 19:58
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Anyone fancy a go at setting the next task?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 31/5 19:58
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Modesty prevents me from revealing his other username

jax_1 Posted on 31/5 19:58
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Well I have had a quick look and I'm still non the wiser. I agree with Curls, eye-candy, popular with the girls, can only mean Otters

ray192 Posted on 31/5 19:58
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Valer no i saw to the crumbs from the cake that night my tongue was drooling that much it was on the floor lol .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 31/5 20:11
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OK Ill have a go let me think a minute. How about a best picture of Beeny competition, planner to judge (Ill get back to you)

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 31/5 20:41
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OK House chums, heres the next challenge, tomorrow evening the two semi finals of the European U21's are played details as follows 16:15 France u21 V Netherlands u21 18:45 Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 The Housemates task is to predict the two scores of the matches for which points will be awarded as follows Correct result (winning team or draw) - 1 point Correct number of goals per team - 1 point Correct score - 1 bonus point Predictions must subbmitted prior to kick off for the first match, 5 seconds late is too late.Extra time and or penaltys if applicable do not count, 90 minutes play only. Best of luck.

Valer Posted on 31/5 20:45
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Are all HM's who post their predictions immune from the next eviction?

MsCurly Posted on 31/5 20:49
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Hello Big Brother, here are my predictions; France u21 V Netherlands u21 2-1 Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 1-0 By the way, please can I see the duty psychologist? I think I'm going mental in a slow, tortured and demented way.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 31/5 20:51
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Err, no, lowest two (or more if its tied by more than two) up for eviction by immune members voting who goes. Anyone not submitting a prediction evicted automatically also, time to whittle it down

Valer Posted on 31/5 21:02
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France u21 V Netherlands u21 2-0 Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 0-1

crisboro Posted on 31/5 21:48
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France V Netherlands 1-1 Ukraine V serbia mont 2-1 Jan if you unhapy with these please feel free to change

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 31/5 22:15
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France u21 V Netherlands u21 2-0 Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 1-1

ray192 Posted on 1/6 7:25
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my predictions are France u21 V Netherlands u21 2-0. Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 1-0. .

The_Commisar Posted on 1/6 7:34
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can I just say that I will be making an announcement to the house at 8-30pm on Saturday. I would be graeful if you could gether in the garden. I won't be carrying any side arms and will have locked both my Uzi's away for the evening. Now if you exscuse me, I have some Molotov cocktails to make.

ray192 Posted on 1/6 7:49
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T_C are you ok mate .

Valer Posted on 1/6 7:53
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I know what the announcement is! You want to do the spelling task too don't you Commi?!

The_Commisar Posted on 1/6 8:07
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Apparently I have to do this... France U21 1 v Holland U21 3, * * 2 yellow cards for france due to prolongued and continuos sulking. Ukraine U21 4 v Serbia and Montenegro U21 0, * *3 players sent off, 17 last seen in a minibus heading for the french border where they plan to claim assylum. Now if you will exscuse me, have some TNT on the cooker.

ray192 Posted on 1/6 8:14
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lol @ you T_C .

ray192 Posted on 1/6 19:03
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monty what was the france v dutch score then?.

Valer Posted on 1/6 19:14
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2-2 Gone into E.T.

Valer Posted on 1/6 19:16
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Curly, Valer, Monty, CrisnJan and Ray all have 1 point. --- Post edited by Valer on 1/6 19:21 ---

janplanner Posted on 1/6 19:18
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i'm happy. but i need to clean that kitchen floor.

rosscollin23 Posted on 1/6 19:22
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feel like doing a runner

Valer Posted on 1/6 20:38
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Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 Half time, 0-0

Valer Posted on 1/6 21:41
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Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 90mins: 0-0

Valer Posted on 1/6 21:43
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France u21 V Netherlands u21 MsCurly 2-1 : 1 point Valer 2-0 : 1 point crisboro and janplanner 1-1 : 1 point MontagueLongfellow 2-0 : 1 point ray192 2-0 : 1 point The_Commissar1-3 : 0 point Ukraine u21 V Serbia and Montenegro u21 MsCurly 1-0 : 1 point Valer 0-1 : 1 point crisboro and janplanner 2-1 : 0 point MontagueLongfellow 1-1 : 1 point ray192 1-0 : 1 point The_Commissar 4-0 : 1 point

Valer Posted on 1/6 22:25
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Monty, you're rubbish at this - do I have to do everything? The following HM's did not post their predictions and are automatically evicted:- Boro85 Pogum rosscollin23 ive_lost_me_flag jax_1 lostmylipstickinrome The HM's with the least points and therefore up for the next eviction are:- crisboro and janplanner The_Commissar MsCurly, Valer, MontagueLongfellow and ray192 must all vote for which one they want to KEEP in the house by 8pm tomorrow.

ray192 Posted on 1/6 22:29
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anybody want a drink? .

Valer Posted on 1/6 22:34
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Extra large J.D. for me please Ray. Feeling a bit tearful, all these lovely people leaving at once; wish I hadn't loaned Monty my ball!

ray192 Posted on 1/6 22:39
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Valer i agree it means 7 go at one fell swoop while only 5 stay . i think i'll join you with a j.d. myself .

Valer Posted on 1/6 22:51
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Valer emerges from diary room with another laminated A4. "BB invites the 6 most recently evicted HM's to play a game of hide and seek. The first 3 to confirm they have found one of these will remain in the house."

Link: Golden ticket

crisboro Posted on 1/6 22:54
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Are me and jan included as we a least took part in the task.

janplanner Posted on 1/6 23:03
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oh bloody hell. it looks serious. please remember who cleaned the kitchen floor when you vote.

Valer Posted on 1/6 23:03
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Sorry crisboro and janplanner - it's the winning that counts, not the taking part! However, if it ended up a draw between you 2 and The_commissar when MsCurly, Valer, MontagueLongfellow and ray192 have voted, I'm sure BB would have no choice other than to keep you all --- Post edited by Valer on 1/6 23:08 ---

ray192 Posted on 1/6 23:13
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here you go Valer .

Link: llink

crisboro Posted on 1/6 23:25
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Ok valer. We accept the rules......... although i must point out that me and jan have not been given chance yet to strip down to the underwear on the attached link and eat marsmallows off each other whilst being watched by the other housemates We were also discussing in the diary room the other day how the bed that we share was making it increasingly difficult not to touch each other whilst sleeping.

Link: ...........

ray192 Posted on 1/6 23:39
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Boro85 Posted on 1/6 23:42
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I think we've found the interval entertainment for the next meeting cris...

ray192 Posted on 2/6 6:23
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cris there's no wonder i can't sleep lol .

The_Commisar Posted on 2/6 7:49
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Good morning, has anyone got any paper, I'm writing my speach for tomorrow night and after 437 sheets of A3 I have ran out, a new pen would be appreciated.....tah

Valer Posted on 2/6 7:52
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Confident aren't we?

ray192 Posted on 2/6 7:56
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passes A3 and a pen to T_C there you go mate . --- Post edited by ray192 on 2/6 7:57 ---

The_Commisar Posted on 2/6 8:07
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You don't know what this spaech is...it's a bit of a special one.

Valer Posted on 2/6 13:59
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O.K. - I suppose someone ought to get the ball rolling, and as it's my ball it might as well be me..... I vote to keep The_Commissar, as I'm intrigued by his plans for tomorrow night.

ray192 Posted on 2/6 14:04
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i vote to keep T_C.

MsCurly Posted on 2/6 14:13
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I vote to keep planner and crisboro (they said they would lend me some tanning mousse).

rosscollin23 Posted on 2/6 14:52
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so wtf am i just out like that?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 2/6 16:49
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2 votes for Commi 1 vote for ladies eating marshmallows in lingerie Only myself left to vote, a draw means they all stay, oh happy days I need to have a good long think about this, I hope no one trys to bribe me while Im pondering ross, you get to stay if you post a golden ticket like valer asked, see his message a few posts up on this thread.

crisboro Posted on 2/6 17:09
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walks past ML

Link: mmmmmmm

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 2/6 19:20
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* acts disinterested

ray192 Posted on 3/6 9:33
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T_C this is like waiting for the queens speech only i think yours will be better with more impact .

Valer Posted on 3/6 9:38
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Looks like crisboro and janplanner have gone; you're evil Monty. I was busy on a secret mission last night and missed it all; sworn to secrecy, all I can say is BB is trying to 2nd guess T_C and prepare for all eventualities!

Valer Posted on 3/6 9:53
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MsCurly, Valer, MontagueLongfellow and ray192 please gather in the diary room. BB requests your assistance in uncovering T_C's plans for this evening. Anyone guessing correctly will receive a generous reward.

Valer Posted on 3/6 9:55
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My theory:- T_C has been appointed our next manager, will be announcing it at 8.30 tonight and must leave the house to attend a press conference tomorrow. He had legal matters to attend to yesterday,(though could have been up in court re arson attempt); was seen at The Mayo Hotel and Hurworth before entering the FMTTM house; and his birthday helicopter has been spotted hovering. Is he booked into Craythorne/Guisborough Hall/ Kings Head tonight? Monty, you have a cousin working in every hotel in the N.E., have you heard anything?

The_Commisar Posted on 3/6 9:56
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Morning I am prepared to say that my speach will involve rabbits and hats.

ray192 Posted on 3/6 10:03
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my theory is T_C was on legal business trying to pull the rabbit out of the hat with a major coup getting abromovich (sp) to part hold shares with with SIR STEVE GIBSON.

Valer Posted on 3/6 10:05
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And this young lady?

Link: Commi's partner in crime?

Valer Posted on 3/6 10:10
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Genius Ray. And this will be T-C's advisor until he completes his badges.

Link: Wrong Jose?

ray192 Posted on 3/6 10:11
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Valer haha very good mate . have you noticed T_C hasen't been on the good morning thread .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 3/6 10:12
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Despite their lack of enticement Ill vote for crisboro and janplanner to stay, need a bit of totty around the place to compensate for the ugly mugs Now then, I have no idea about what The Commi is up to, but my sister in law work in The Croft Hotel and has informed me there is a suspicious looking gentleman driving a Skoda Octavia booked into the penthouse room and upon checking his wardrobe discovered a stronly styled array of soviet clothing and a rather extensive selection of small arms and explosives along with directions to Hurworth training ground with the words "Lamby the fuckwit" scribbled on the top. No sign of any rabbits but there was one of ....

Link: ...these

Valer Posted on 3/6 10:19
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"Despite their lack of enticement Ill vote for crisboro and janplanner to stay, need a bit of totty around the place to compensate for the ugly mugs" Sorry Monty, your rules clearly stated that voting had to take place by 8pm yesterday. Seems like you've pi$$ed on your own parade!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 3/6 10:27
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Oooops, missed that, sorry girls

ray192 Posted on 3/6 10:30
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Valer very true mate rules are rules,although i must admit i'm gutted to see the ladies go .

Valer Posted on 3/6 10:35
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Me too Ray. Curly is starting to look VERY pale.

ray192 Posted on 3/6 10:38
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awww bless her i'll put some colour in her cheeks with breakfast in bed and anything else she would like .

MsCurly Posted on 3/6 10:41
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That's not the lack of tanning mousse valer, that's the smell of fear. I'm good, but I'm not sure I can handle you lot singlehandedly. Which other ladies are still here? Jax is still in, isn't she? That's alright........she can deal with you all, I need to go and plug in my 'Hot Wax Strip Unsightly Hair Remover'.

MsCurly Posted on 3/6 10:42
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I'm not that hungry ray, just a little nibble if that's ok with you?

Valer Posted on 3/6 10:46
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No Curly, jax has gone; only you, me, MontagueLongfellow,The_Commi and ray192 left. Bring it on.......................

ray192 Posted on 3/6 10:56
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it certainly is MsC .

MsCurly Posted on 3/6 10:58
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I can see that I haven't been following this thread closely enough, have I? I really should pay more attention to my housemates! Oh well....I suspect a coup on the cards tonight with the commisar. Rumour has it that there is a breakaway branch of the housemates involved in a high security, top secret, inner-clique social gathering this evening. Expect to find an escape tunnel secreted underneath a mat or a bush somewhere. Speaking of bushes.......better unplug my hot wax device now, don't want to cause a fire.

ray192 Posted on 3/6 11:01
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Valer Posted on 3/6 12:56
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Ahha - so it's an announcement re your retirement party eh Commi? Sounds a hoot... forgive me if I stay in the house drinking myself stupid and sunbathing all day instead. Curly, you got any more of that Clarins sun cream? Don't want people confusing me with David Dickinson when I get to Frankfurt next week.

jax_1 Posted on 3/6 17:18
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Curls, I was still looking for pictures of beeny's and the next thing I knew, I'd missed a completely different task Valer dragged me out of the house in cover of darkness and left me stood in the road with no sign of a taxi or anything. Thankfully, Davina wasn't there either, cos that would have just put the tin hat on everything. Anyway, I'm off to sell my story to the N.O.T.W. and I shall be telling them all about Valers little secret

Valer Posted on 3/6 18:35
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I object! I didn't evict Jax, it was Monty's task and Monty's rules, I was merely carrying out his instructions. I ordered 5 taxis and I distinctly remember them saying they were, "On the way and will be there in 2 minutes!" Jax, I beg you to reconsider before you blab to the press, remember it was me who put you in the house in the first place and me who offered you a Golden ticket after you were cruelly evicted. What is my little secret by the way? (Prays to God it's not my BIG secret!). Please tell me before it is revealed to the nation tomorrow so I can prepare myself and my family! Mental note to self - NEVER loan anyone your ball, it will bounce back to haunt you. --- Post edited by Valer on 3/6 18:38 ---

ray192 Posted on 3/6 20:24
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enters bb room and takes seat on front row for this dramatic speech by T_C .

Valer Posted on 3/6 20:27
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If I remember correctly Ray he wants us in the garden. Curly is running around in a little frilly cossie holding all the kitchen knives. Feeling nervous?

ray192 Posted on 3/6 20:31
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Valer shh it was just a ploy to get rid of tv and press reporters lol .

Valer Posted on 3/6 20:32
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Is that watch Monty gave him for his birthday set on BST?

ray192 Posted on 3/6 20:34
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taps fingers on table waiting patiently .

Valer Posted on 3/6 20:37
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Got any J.D. left?

ray192 Posted on 3/6 20:41
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passes Valer a large j.d .

Valer Posted on 3/6 20:47
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Fancy a game of cards?

ray192 Posted on 3/6 20:49
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does MsC stutter if so we'll play strip snap lol .

jax_1 Posted on 3/6 20:52
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Golden Ticket Valer? I never saw that , are you sure Commi didn't run off with it and use it to light one of his fuses with?

The_Commisar Posted on 3/6 20:53
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Dorry I'm late just to let you know the following

Link: my annoucement

Valer Posted on 3/6 21:21
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CONGRATULATIONS COMMI and CAROLE. Crack open the Bolly - PARTY ON.......... Must stop peeling those onions; anyone else got a little tear in their eye?

Valer Posted on 3/6 21:30
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Grrrrr........ How come none of us guessed? The_Commisar Posted on 2/6 7:54 re: What's the most romantic thing........... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well, there was a jacuzzi once in capetown, flowers yes [check] wine[check] most romantic things...............proably when she said yes.

ray192 Posted on 3/6 21:36
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anyone for anymore

Link: lets party

ray192 Posted on 3/6 21:55
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and now for tonights entertainment

Link: link

Valer Posted on 3/6 22:02
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Excellent choice Ray. And how about a few

Link: of these

ray192 Posted on 3/6 22:24
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Valer isn't it great the parties going with a right bang .

ray192 Posted on 3/6 22:34
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it's lighting up time .

Link: link

Valer Posted on 3/6 23:07
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Time for your speech I think Ray. (OMG, Commi kept referring to "speach", all the clues were there, how did we not guess? Maybe if he'd spelt it correctly??). Curls, quick, catch

Link: this

ray192 Posted on 3/6 23:22
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my speech i now announce MsC and monty can share the night in the bridal suite .

Link: link

Valer Posted on 3/6 23:29
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Shouldn't we reserve the bridal suite for Commi and our surprise new HM Carole? Surely they haven't REALLY booked into Croft Spa? Think Commi has a bit more class than that - it's clear he wants to welcome his new bride to the brotherhood! --- Post edited by Valer on 3/6 23:32 ---

ray192 Posted on 3/6 23:30
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my speech I now announce MsC and monty can share the night undisturbed in the private suite Valer you can now let go of MsC negligee .

Link: link

Valer Posted on 3/6 23:36
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Cheers Ray, your airbrushing has improved my looks enormously - think I'll get the modelling contract in Grattans catalogue I was after now?! As there are only the 4 of us at the party, gather that's you at the bottom right?

ray192 Posted on 3/6 23:41
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Valer of course it is ,

Valer Posted on 4/6 0:01
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Ray, can we have another D.J. now please, you're embarassing Commi. How come Commi never told us Crouch was his cousin?

Link: What a party

ray192 Posted on 4/6 4:48
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Valer are you p!ssed already dont you mean J.D. lol .

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 4/6 8:01
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"I now announce MsC and monty can share the night undisturbed in the private suite " Thanks but no thanks, my luxury caravan parked in The Thistle hotel car park served its purpose just as well as it did the other week, God I was good

ray192 Posted on 4/6 8:10
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Valer Posted on 4/6 8:24
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Ray, what on earth were you doing up at 4.48? Did Monty wake you up with his mad dreams again? We really must beg BB to get him a psychiatrist today. Anyone seen the NOTW yet?

ray192 Posted on 4/6 8:33
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Valer i was up early clearing up all the mess mate . do you realise we have made history last night the FIRST WEDDING in the bb . as for monty he was in the gutter this morning i think MsC had spat him out when she had done with him .

Valer Posted on 4/6 8:42
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History indeed; what did I tell you when we went in? "Any romantic attachment will be genuine, not for a slot in Hello." Will be front page in all the tabloids today; knocking Jax's evil lies about me off there. Excellent move Commi!

ray192 Posted on 4/6 8:47
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Valer you sure did and i'm very proud of the way youv'e organised the bb who knows whats in store next .

Valer Posted on 4/6 8:54
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Not me, that's for sure! No doubt Commi will pull yet another attention seeking stunt to guide me! Birthday, wedding, what's he going to throw at us next? Got the water boiling and all the towels ready just in case!

ray192 Posted on 4/6 8:57
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haha lol @ you Valer .

Valer Posted on 5/6 7:18
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Oh no - have we talked this up? A very grey looking Carole has just emerged form BB's bridal suite and is now throwing up in the loo. Got any ginger biscuits anyone?

ray192 Posted on 5/6 7:25
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throwing up there's not going to be another speech from T_C is there? well you never know he's full of surprises these days .

Valer Posted on 5/6 7:56
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OMG - BB has given Curly a nurses outfit, she's putting in on in the bedroom now. Need an asprin Ray?

The_Commisar Posted on 5/6 7:56
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Morning all OK, I've organised some group therapy for this afternoon, I want us all to think why we have negative enegies and how we remove the enegy from ourselves. I have re-arranged the furniture to promote a better sense of Feng Shui. This evening I'll be giving a lecture on the life of St Francis of Assisi and the works of Mother Theresa. Oh and if anyone has any spare clothes I'm also collecting for the red cross. If anyone wants me I'll be in the garden, I'm rehabilitating a pole cat who has some serious Kharma issues. Cheers

Valer Posted on 5/6 8:04
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Married life suits you Commi; you've gone all P_C. Do we have a task at the end?

ray192 Posted on 5/6 8:05
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T_C,Valer i'll just go and take the nurses outfit off MsC as i dont think she needs it on just yet? see you all in a few hours .

ray192 Posted on 5/6 8:06
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Valer here's your aspirin so you dont come disturbing MsC and i .

Valer Posted on 5/6 8:17
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It's OK Ray, you keep it, you'll need it more than me. There's NO WAY I'm organising a BB wake.

The_Commisar Posted on 5/6 8:22
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A task ? Thats soooooooooooo competitive, it discourages people from joining in and taking part. We are all equal after all. Can I get anyone a cup of coffee and a biscuit ? Ray, I'm trying to encourage Curly to join the WRVS, can you let her know ?

ray192 Posted on 5/6 8:29
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T_C shh were very busy you know i'll tell her in a couple of hours .

Valer Posted on 5/6 8:29
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She's already in Commi. You've obviously been too busy to turn the page on your calendar, take a look at Ms.June.

ray192 Posted on 6/6 7:01
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well i take it everybody is still recovering from the best party ever? GET UP you lazy swines.

ray192 Posted on 7/6 5:53
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What the fook is going on? has somebody got married lol .

Valer Posted on 7/6 6:56
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This always happens a couple of days before the end of the show Ray, all the HM's start behaving themselves in a final attempt to win the voters favour, and Big Bro turns into Big Bore. Time for the final voting. Everyone is invited to vote for who they want to WIN FMTTM BB. The remaining HM's are: ray192 MsCurly The_Commissar and Carole MontagueLongfellow Valer The winner will be announced on Thursday.

littleboro Posted on 7/6 7:59
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you could have it announced on saturday in the alice, in between the strippers and the match. but, voters could be swayed by free ale from the landlord.

Valer Posted on 7/6 8:13
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Good idea littleboro, however, as much as I'm tempted to cancel, I'll be in Frankfurt then.

ray192 Posted on 7/6 8:22
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I can't wait here's my vote Mr and Mrs T_C for making history in the bb for being the first newlyweds CONGRATULATIONS .

MsCurly Posted on 7/6 8:34
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I vote for the_comissars too. If Carole is brave enough to marry that dude, she DESERVES the prizemoney.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 7/6 21:00
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I vote Miss Culrz off the back off favours promised for doing so

Valer Posted on 8/6 18:24
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My vote goes to ray192, for exactly the same reasons as I put him in the house in the first place - always chirpy, bright and positive.

ray192 Posted on 8/6 18:27
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Valer Cheers mate .

Valer Posted on 8/6 18:34
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I've just noticed that the finalists are my first 4 choices on the initial post. Coincidence?

ray192 Posted on 8/6 18:57
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Valer Yes thats very strange mate,but dont forget yourself .

Pogum Posted on 8/6 19:57
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I vote Valer - for keeping us all entertained.

Valer Posted on 8/6 20:50
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10 mins until the first eviction and it's not looking good for poor Monty. The voting so far:- ray192 -1 MsCurly -1 The_Commissar and Carole -2 MontagueLongfellow Valer -1

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:02
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MontagueLongfellow, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. MontagueLongfellow, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. MontagueLongfellow, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BBhouse.MontagueLongfellow, you have been evicted. please leave the FMTTM BB house.MontagueLongfellow, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house......

ray192 Posted on 8/6 21:06
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Seeya monty .

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:07
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OMG Monty's wearing Ms.Curly's gorrrrrrgeously chic, black Karen Millen wrap over dress!

MsCurly Posted on 8/6 21:08
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pinches Monty's bum as he heads for the exit

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:12
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He pinches your dress and all you pinch is his bum?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 8/6 21:12
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YOU FOOKING WANKERS Im glad to get away from yers * notes everyones name on hit list

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:16
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Don't worry Monty, looks like me, Curly and Ray will be joining you in 30 mins. Just busying ourselves running up another eviction dress for Curly out of the curtains. Why oh why didn't I put Julie Andrews in?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 8/6 21:18
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I suppose a threesome leaving party in my caravan might soften the blow

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:23
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This do you Curly?

Link: Rhett awaits

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:28
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This any good for you Ray?

Link: Mr 192's eviction outfit

Valer Posted on 8/6 21:46
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ray192, MsCurly and Valer, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. ray192, MsCurly and Valer, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house. ray192, MsCurly and Valer, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BBhouse.ray192, MsCurly and Valer, you have been evicted. please leave the FMTTM BB house .ray192, MsCurly and Valer, you have been evicted, please leave the FMTTM BB house......

Link: but not forgotten

Valer Posted on 8/6 22:00
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AND THIS YEARS FMTTM BB WINNERS ARE............ THE_COMMISSAR AND HIS LOVELY BRIDE, CAROLE.

Link: Mr & Mrs Commissar leave in style

Valer Posted on 8/6 22:10
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It was great knowing you all, but I'm afraid I must leave the eviction party as I have a plane heading for Frankfurt to catch in the morning. While I'm away, can you maybe get back to the original purpose of this thread, which was "if you could choose any board members to go in a FMTTM Big Brother house who would YOU pick?" Only smifter seemed to get it! COME ON ENGLAND --- Post edited by Valer on 8/6 22:13 ---

chboro Posted on 6/1 9:18
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Has Monty?