| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:11 | |
| Summer Hornyness | |
Is it the onset of summer that has got the board all hot and bothered under the collar lately? I mean, there was the clout thread, the rat thread, the thread about the CH5 show about rat, the steppy-smifter-esky love triangle, smifter offering me and monty a nip each. It goes on!!! This board is horny! | |
| swordtrombonefish Posted on 24/5 0:12 | |
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It's pissing down - perhaps it's horny rain. Prince had Purple Rain, so why not? | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:12 | |
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She offered you WHAT? 
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:13 | |
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HAHA I hoped you never knew about it! I also now know that she has no nip piercings!! Ask Monty, I'm not lying 
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:19 | |
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What I have noticed though is that it's not quite hot enough for the girls y. We need the big fella upstairs to turn the heat up to get the ladies all hot and bothered... | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:21 | |
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Yes we need some hunky men, that's the problem 
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:22 | |
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Jax, I introduce myself... | |
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| kazzaxxx Posted on 24/5 0:23 | |
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yep jax is right | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:31 | |
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Well I would seriously think about that one O.T.W. 
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:34 | |
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summer, oh the board is horny stand up straight, then down on all fours Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby? We gave of the flower and said it was ours. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:35 | |
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Steppy - W W
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:37 | |
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Oh, yes. I can wax lyrical. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:40 | |
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Indeed you can, I am impressed. It didn't make any sense but it sounded ' chilled'
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:41 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:43 | |
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Have you got any more? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:45 | |
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Steppy, I want to have a go at you about your poems, but I find myself more and more inspired.. Steppy oh steppy your poetic gift is great Your opening your heart in search of a mate But you need to realise that doing it this way Is convincing ohthenino that your a super-gay
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:46 | |
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Rofl Nino
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:47 | |
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fly me to the moon In spite of the fact that I'm facing east. I tried to steal one, but got beat up by goons Swirling and moving like an arm in a cast | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:48 | |
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Jesus he's started me off now, Jax, i'm glad you like my thought ALthough I'm sure a clasy heart like yours cannot be so easily bought I find myself a wondering if in love with you I am But then I remember your old enough to be me mam!!! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:49 | |
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| Grumpy_Paul Posted on 24/5 0:50 | |
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????? Get yer tits out for the boys Get yer ti'its out for the boys Not quite waxing lyrical but straight to the point I think you'll agree  Hangs head in shame--- Post edited by Grumpy_Paul on 24/5 0:50 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:50 | |
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Grumpy, nice! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:51 | |
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Get outta town Grumps
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:51 | |
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wihout our jax who then tried to feel my swollen balloons Esky, Otters, Nino maybe Do you long for fields of dandelions? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:52 | |
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Yet another bender offering from a mis-guided man Surely he is in search of a ban Stop him now before we are all sick Steppy wants to give smifter a portion of his..... | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:54 | |
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nino, my longing for a mate It's fun to cover babes in pesto. Heap loads of coleslaw onto your plate. Will she come, I dont know | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:54 | |
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Steppy Nino
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:54 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:55 | |
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I don't mind admitting I'm in tears of laughter here
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:56 | |
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Doubled over myself Nino More, more, more!!! --- Post edited by jax_1 on 24/5 0:56 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:56 | |
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Where has Esky gone in search of more rat? We all know he is a dirty horny tvvat But fear not girls your way he does not come For I heard a rumour he likes a bit of bum. Sorry esk
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 0:57 | |
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:57 | |
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 0:59 | |
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smifter i want your soul such a marvelous clout, but it's no sink with out a spout loins on fire in the depths of her hole... She sighs her way in and shakes it about. --- Post edited by stepat on 24/5 0:59 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 0:59 | |
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freethenorton7 has disappeared for now He wins prize pri .ck and must take a bow For all us board members bore the brunt OF the horrible nasty little cu .nt I'm geeting inspired now. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 1:00 | |
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steppy
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 1:00 | |
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LOL Steppy but I'd edit that before she sees it if I were you
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 1:01 | |
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| Im gonna leave it
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 1:02 | |
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Whilst we're talking of horny, I've just ordered this for me new bird... | |
| Link: I wish THAT was my new bird... | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 1:04 | |
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I rather like that myself. The cossie not the girl, I hasten to add. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 1:06 | |
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Smifter offered monty and nino a portion of nip And for all those who want action I'll give them this tip Avoid poems like those of mr steppy n'that And the lady will surely lob her rat Have I gone too far? --- Post edited by ohtheway on 24/5 1:06 --- | |
| Grumpy_Paul Posted on 24/5 1:06 | |
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Young Boetang7 went to the Dam In search of joy, to become a man He hit the jackpot, he got the lot Alas,his dick will wilt and rot | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 1:07 | |
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| lol u 2
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 1:07 | |
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Grumpy In search of wonderment did Adam go seek He spotted a tranny and fancied a peek He got a shock when he found himself bent He'd promised himself no more nob for lent | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 1:09 | |
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| the board snatch it sleeps like a chair upon a polished shelf Make yourself rich, you squalid witch while i play special games with myself --- Post edited by stepat on 24/5 1:10 --- | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 1:10 | |
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Steppy I could just imagine you at one of those W.I. poetry reading afternoons with those.
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 1:11 | |
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Will i be in trouble tomorrow? Dare i continue?
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 1:12 | |
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Yes and yes Steppy
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 1:12 | |
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I'm nearly ready foe bed. But fear not fellow muses, thou will return on the morrow to spout more bollox! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 1:15 | |
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Oh goodo then Nino - I shall look forward to your next offerings and yours too Steppy I think Grumps is on a roll now, so he'll fill the gap for a while
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 1:17 | |
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esky dephiled smifter Grave implicatations for all to tell Moored amongst her heaving bifter i must struggle to wipe off all this gel! | |
| Grumpy_Paul Posted on 24/5 1:21 | |
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I lost my cherry on Seaton beach My lady mentor, she could teach touch and feel with gentle hand then give it big with manly gland Felacious lust and hairy pie for both bodies to satisfy gentle love then frantic flourish give and take your bodies nourish | |
| Grumpy_Paul Posted on 24/5 1:24 | |
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Jax, I'm only likkle not very good at filling the gaps. Not too bad at tikkling them though
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 12:50 | |
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Afternoon all, has the sun made everyone even hornier?? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 14:53 | |
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Well sod you then, no more poems from me! | |
| northeastcorner Posted on 24/5 15:03 | |
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at 18, your always horny, no matter what the weather is
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:00 | |
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Well it's clear the board don't appreciate my writing, Too busy arguing and fighting, Fear not though though now I'm back, Writing about BB, sportdaq and crack! | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:04 | |
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Well thanks a lot for that nice try not as good as eating pie, not upex,petches or pukka, Yes im a horny Big fukka!! --- Post edited by big_galoot on 24/5 21:05 --- | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 21:06 | |
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Oh goody, more poetry. Been looking forward to it all day Well since about 10 - 9 but you know what I mean
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:07 | |
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Well thankyou galoot for joining in, I too am horny and dreaming of quim, Thinking of boobs, bums and clout, Hoping Imogen gets her rat out! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:08 | |
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Hey jax! Might have ben a bit too naughty on that last one
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| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 21:08 | |
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I got a barmaid from The Navi in the back of my Vauxhall Viva She had massive melons and I wanted to bang her beaver She had real bad breath and a dose of the pox I ripped off her thong and her sweaty socks and rattled my potatoes against her dirtbox | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:08 | |
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.....Goes to play with his iambic pentameters!! | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:11 | |
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Well Charlotte Church is the girl of my dreams, like to cover her in squirty cream, and if that puff Henson gets in the way ill tear him another asshole,yay!! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 21:11 | |
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I think i got myself into enough trouble last night
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 21:12 | |
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In the interests of 'Art' we'll let that pass this time Nino
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:16 | |
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jax has decided to ignore my dirt, I always knew she was a horny flirt, She wants a pice of ohtheway now, But I'm gonna try to resist the filthy cow. Sorry! Monty
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:17 | |
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So what happened with steppy and smifter, Did he get a peek of her bifter, He's obsessed and becoming a prowler, All to see the ladies growler. | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:23 | |
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I know ull think im such a ham, but i love ladies bearded clam, u ladies might think all this is folly, wait till i show u my pork lolly!! Someone tell me to stop please!! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 21:30 | |
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Out of order nino | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:32 | |
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Steppy Do I need to edit?
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| stepat Posted on 24/5 21:33 | |
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What do you think? No
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| manboobs69 Posted on 24/5 21:34 | |
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There is far too much sexual frustrations on this thread, why dont some of you get together. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:35 | |
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manboobs, you offering like 
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:40 | |
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manboobs is after some gay frolocking, but nino's dad will give him a bollocking, I just can't get involved with gays n'that Just please serve me up a nice rat. | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:45 | |
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Time to raise the tone a bit.... I wandered lonely as a cloud, that floats on high oer vales n hills then all at once i saw a crowd, a host of golden muffs! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 21:47 | |
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| @ Nino
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:49 | |
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A softly of foot I wandered, Through golden fields and a sparrow did chirp, Lonely as a cloud in a blue sky Collecting ones thoughts on love That shoite is gay, I'm talking about rats again next! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 21:49 | |
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Come on jax, give us a dirty offering
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| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 21:55 | |
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She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Curvey Curly, she eats a lot of pies, Curvey Curly, she's got enormous thighs, Curvey Curly, have you smelled her breath? Curvey Curly, she'd crush a man to death. | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:57 | |
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U and curls fallen out monty? | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 24/5 21:58 | |
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she dumped him
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| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 21:58 | |
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Eh ? Im wooing her. FOOK OFF | |
| big_galoot Posted on 24/5 21:59 | |
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......makes notes..... | |
| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 22:00 | |
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Although if Curlz wants to fall out I certainly wouldnt stand in her way
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 22:10 | |
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Monty PMSL!!!!!! I bow to your superiour musings! OI, JAX................ | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 22:34 | |
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The board has gone all mad on jax, This FAO has been done to the max, Lets get back to talking about poon, Lets not forget the rat thread so soon, We are horny and we want some love, And non-smelly growlers that smell of Dove! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 22:49 | |
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clouts rats growlers we all wish to be friends with assorted fresh fish dream of flesh and Navy trawlers. if covered just slightly with relish | |
| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 24/5 22:52 | |
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Not all my own work Ohtheway, infact apart from the odd tweek here and there none of it is
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 22:53 | |
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Monty, shame on you! I used to respec.....Did I fook Stepat - nice work! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:10 | |
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smifter smifter smifter my belle I shall go and weep in my maternal shed. Reality is a staircase leading to nowhere like a mosquito resting on my eroding bed | |
| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 23:13 | |
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Your poems do say such a lot Steppy - very deep
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:14 | |
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jax I'm still waiting for ANY contribution from you, come on lady you know you wanna! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:14 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 24/5 23:15 | |
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Maybe when I have stopped laffing Nino I couldn't hope to top you guys' efforts though. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:24 | |
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Go on give it a go. I've dried up me like, I'm out for the night! The day shift never liked it anyway, the nobs! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:25 | |
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nino thinks, he probes. controvesy Pundit plots of putrid poetry he asks of me, he scorns Whilst opening and closing moss-covered doors obsessed he says with a grin He ate all the houseflies I wouldn't let in talks about cricket i hate when you drool and act like a chipstick leave me, and her, to be and sadly seeming,even armour can't protect me he will decide my fate He who cast the first stone will masterbate | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 24/5 23:26 | |
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You all seem a good laugh, does anyone fancy meeting up for a few beers and take in a world cup game in the pub? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:28 | |
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Are you still trying to pull me manboobs
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:30 | |
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steppy has finally lost it and gone mad His writing is so gay and getting bad He is strong though, and can take a knock Even when I laugh when he writes about co ck Oh steppy fear not and follow your goals But stop fantasising about Smifters h.l.s --- Post edited by ohtheway on 24/5 23:30 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:31 | |
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Nino a good laugh? FFS He's a bloody idiot. Im a sexually deviant pervert stalking a girl 12 years my junior. Are you sure about this? | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:33 | |
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| Nino Manboobs i would be happy to share a pint with you
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| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:34 | |
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Yeah, steppy is a proper perv. I'm an agressive attention seeker who keeps on getting banned, who likes arguments and controversy. and is horny as hell! Sure you want that drink?!?! | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:42 | |
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Ok, Manboobs. We'll meet for a drink. Ohtheway will be wearing his 'I hate Asians' T-Shirt. I will be in the 'Groomers R Us' Hoodie. --- Post edited by stepat on 24/5 23:43 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:45 | |
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stepat PMSL @ those clothes!Manboobs, mine's a Guiness Extra Cold. What yer having steppy? --- Post edited by ohtheway on 24/5 23:46 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:49 | |
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I'll Have a Stella, please. And a slush puppy for my lady friend. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 24/5 23:51 | |
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| I've got tears in my eyes steppy! Can I have a pint of curry as well please... FFS anyone who thinks that's offensive it's a joke!!! --- Post edited by ohtheway on 24/5 23:52 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 24/5 23:54 | |
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| stepat Posted on 25/5 0:27 | |
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stepat steprat so why does my smile melt with the confusion? a thousand roses adorn your rat prisons: obey your reflection | |
| ohtheway Posted on 25/5 21:20 | |
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Can't believe the dayshift shunned our poems again, the benders! | |
| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 25/5 21:22 | |
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Too busy putting the world to rights. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 25/5 21:23 | |
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Your right Monty, I've noticed that. Dayshift for the serious stuff  Nightshift for the fun
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| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 25/5 21:26 | |
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A fitting anthem........... Gypsy woman told me I’ve got to walk the night Like a fallen angel, I’m blinded by the light. I need to find a love child, Who never did no wrong. A superstitious woman To love me all night long. Let me love you. My heart beats like a hammer, I’m scared of being alone, I never thought I’d see the day I’d curse when I was born. Caught up in a fever, running hot ’n cold, I need a sweet young woman To satisfy my soul. Let me love you. Nighthawk, nighthawk Shadow of the light, A loner in the city streets Crying in the night. Nighthawk, nighthawk Howling at the sky, When the moon is on the rise You’ll hear the nighthawk cry. Let me love you, let me love you. Let me love you, let me love you, let me love you. Gypsy woman told em I’ve got to walk the night, Like a fallen angel I’m blinded by the light. Caught up in a fever running hot ’n’ cold, Need a sweet young woman to satisfy my soul. Let me love you. Nighthawk, nighthawk Shadow of the light, A loner in the city streets Crying in the night. Nighthawk, nighthawk Howling at the sky, When the moon is on the rise You’ll hear the nighthawk cry. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 25/5 21:27 | |
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Nice! Would be even more impressed if I actually thought you wrote it. I might try to write a long one. LONG ONE --- Post edited by ohtheway on 25/5 21:27 --- | |
| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 25/5 21:39 | |
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That one is actually all my own work
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| ohtheway Posted on 25/5 21:46 | |
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The summer draws closer every day Its getting harder to keep the hormones at bay, The heat is rising, its getting hot Almost time for the ladies to lob their mot, But before te girls get out their haven Let them ensure they are nicely shaven, For a hairy rat we do not like Unless she's the prized village bike, For a village bike will not let you down She'll even let you invade the brown, And now the men are getting stiff For the ladies have shaven their fishy biff, Fear not the hornyness is brewing Shortly all the board will be a screwing! Phew! --- Post edited by ohtheway on 25/5 21:47 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 25/5 21:52 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 25/5 21:53 | |
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Go on steppy, beat that one! | |
| MontagueLongfellow Posted on 25/5 21:54 | |
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Steppys chatting up the Smifter Eskeys puking in the street, Steppy couldn't pull a muscle, Smifter gave me crabs the other week Get the ale in, swill it down, have a drink in every pub in town Flash the ash, ohtheways crashed Half past ten -its Monyts Round Beer, beer, we want more beer, all the lads are cheering: Monty get the beer in.' You've got veins in your bodies We've got Boddies in our veins We'll outdrink anybody Then we'll go and do it all again. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 25/5 21:56 | |
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Monty Still no jax though, she's still pretending to be a prude
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| stepat Posted on 25/5 22:02 | |
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| Monty, top stuff. Not sure I can, Nino
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| stepat Posted on 27/5 0:56 | |
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I like to Dog life is such a lonely open road I want Nino, over an oaky log i would kiss him but he's too much of a toad | |
| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 0:57 | |
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| very bohemian Steppy
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 0:58 | |
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Steppy
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| stepat Posted on 27/5 0:58 | |
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Smifter's gone, Nino is next | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:01 | |
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Now we take a new track Ater which we can never go back, For Steppy wants to dog in the open But nino will not get his schvincter broken, But going public it is We're all gonna get covered in jizz. | |
| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:02 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:05 | |
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| rofl
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| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:06 | |
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My heart yearns watching homosexual pigeons for little spots, that itch and burn. a cup filled with clouds of memories smifter left me, elnino will do dogging, baby. Join the crew She betrayed me, with her bifter Come on Nino, et tu Smifter | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:06 | |
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jax this thread can never rest until you contribute. Its like a ghost thread wandering rivals at night, waiting for fulfillment! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:07 | |
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Steppy LMFAO
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| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:08 | |
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I can't write anything for laffing at you guys. I sit here in hysterics at the stuff you write.
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:10 | |
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We need jax to write some stuff Not neccesarily about her muff, For we men are not that thick We know jaxy likes big d..k. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:10 | |
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I think I may have just jumped over the line! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:12 | |
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Yes Nino, I think you just might have Somehow though, I can't believe that we are the only peeps reading this thread but no one else seems to want to own up
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:14 | |
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I posted a link the other day on this thread to that bird in the jungle outfit. Well the other day at work I spotted a member of staff of where I work with the girl as his desktop. I asked him where he got it. He said off this thread! He is not registered, just said he reads this every day pishing himself laughing. Anthony, when you read this - GET BACK TO WORK!!!! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:16 | |
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LOL Nino, sack him! Go on just for the sheer hell of it
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:18 | |
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LOL bit harsh! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:19 | |
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Nah it's not - he should be working not reading this thread
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| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:21 | |
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he saw the line like damp rising to the mountain top And finally decided on a solution fair cross it till admin make him stop | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:23 | |
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Deep steppy, very deep! Well this thread has gone a bit Brokeback Mountain Fels like we've all been drinking from the gaylord fountain, The creative juice are now a flowing And young Boateng_7's rectum is still red and glowing, For he a took a banging from a Duth Tranny And now he's a afraid to seek lotion of his Mammy! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:25 | |
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I think I might sack him actually, just for a laugh. Anth, get in my office NOW
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| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:25 | |
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Steppy, we'll have to get you a pair of jesus sandals and hire you out to the W.I.
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| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:25 | |
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can i taste your clout? Jax, it sucks and spits and rears its head C'mon Nino Twist and Shout I tied him and ate him and gave him head | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:26 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:28 | |
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| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:29 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:32 | |
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So just the three of us on this thread Maybe time for this menage a trois to hop into bed, Steppy, Nino and jaxy in the middle Everyone gets a sneaky fiddle, jax is in heaven she realises a dream But she doesn't know where the blokes have been, For steppy is a sly old fox He's only riddled with nob pox, But nino is ready for this mammoth task And prepares to empty his jizzz flask. | |
| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:34 | |
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| Good stuff
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:35 | |
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I'm just gaging jax's reaction now, the line is getting further away! | |
| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:35 | |
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a sneaky fiddle
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| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:39 | |
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I'm laffing so much it hurts Nino you are a nutter!
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:41 | |
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hahaha I'm doing my best!! Nearly bed time now like, creative juices are running low! | |
| MsCurly Posted on 27/5 1:42 | |
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*partakes in a bit of voyeurism* | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:43 | |
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Welcome Curly!! Go on, get all poetic and dirty on us! | |
| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:48 | |
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Nino's juices running low He'll blame the Asians as we know he's after jax, whats wrong with that wants to see her baldy rat when he's there, will he stop? take this thread right to the top | |
| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:50 | |
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ROFL Steppy, PMSL. hahahaha That is me done for the night, catch you peeps later!! | |
| MsCurly Posted on 27/5 1:50 | |
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I wandered lonely as a clout, Devoid of the love of a rampant spout. I remain uncovered, I long to be smothered. By a big hairy fella, With a fondness for nutella. Sorry........it's very late you know.
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 1:51 | |
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Curly See jax, that's what I've been looking for! | |
| stepat Posted on 27/5 1:51 | |
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| Curls Night Nino | |
| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 1:52 | |
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LOL Steppy Night night Nino, sleep well and pleasant dreams great stuff again!LOL @ you Curls How are you today?
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| MsCurly Posted on 27/5 2:01 | |
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Sweet dreams el ohtheway, x. Hello steppy and jax. I'm alrighty sweetie, ya do what ya have to do to get by.......n'est pas?It helps if there's a handsome man with a family sized jar of nutella and a spatula of course. Although I have to say, the spatula is just to get me up off this seat. Sorry to peek in and then run, but if I don't get some beauty sleep soon, I'm in grave danger. I looked in the mirror earlier and say Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall looking back at me. Scary. Take care peeps and night night, x. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 27/5 2:03 | |
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Indeed so Curly. Glad you are ok Sleep well and pleasant dreams, night night xxx You take care.
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| ohtheway Posted on 27/5 15:06 | |
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Well another day is dawning Tired board members are still yawning, LAst night Curly lobbed her literate filth Proving once and for all she is a milf, Now we wait with baited breath for jax To follow Curly's horny tracks, We want to hear about bush, rat or nob But not about women on the blob! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:33 | |
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Ill drum something up now, did you see my latest offering from this afternoon? The day shift shunned it again! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:35 | |
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And back to the FMTTM board I arrive Religious talk is like kicking a bee hive, Yet we have right to mock Steppy has revealed jesus sucked (ock, And still the blind doth follow Even though the big guy did swallow! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 0:36 | |
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:38 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:40 | |
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Tonight I met my new lady I spoke of her as "baby", From this language it's obvious to tell That nino was horny as hell, But despite my romance and that I never got to see the rat, For this girl will not lob it easy And I cannot act all sleazy. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 0:40 | |
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Take no notice of the day shift Nino, someone asked the other day if there were two seperate entities - day and night shift and there are. They very rarely add to threads from the night shift and rarely visit at night. I don't know why that is but it's very odd in a way. | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:41 | |
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Is that a true story, nino? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:42 | |
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Very true steppy, from the heart my man! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:43 | |
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True story about the day shift jaxy, they are obviously not horny like us nighters
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:45 | |
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My revelations were not meant to shock Jesus, true, did suck cock He hang on the cross to teach us a lesson All the time, wanting a session Like nino, he got no rat He said to John 'swallow', but he spat The masses will never admit he was gay Is this how i drove smifter away? | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:46 | |
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hahahahaha quality
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| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 0:46 | |
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Nino, my storm, you send my heart all a flutter, do you fancy a tumble if so, fetch the butter
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| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 0:48 | |
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Sheer genius Steppy
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:48 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:50 | |
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For all the disciples did gather on mass To discuss jesus's fondness of ass, The apostles were sick of jesus being rude And never offering to apply some lube, Jesus just sat there taking the mick Looking at John, Peter and Dave and yearning for dlck, And Mary Magdelene sat their not scratching her fan.ny For the alleged wife of the lord was a tranny. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:50 | |
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Jax I'll write a response now! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 0:51 | |
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That's brill
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:52 | |
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Let's all laugh at Jesus Let's all laugh at Jesus La La La La La La La La My God, Im in trouble
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:54 | |
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And jaxy's love of nino was finally revealed And nino stood there naked, his clothes already peeled, Nino thought jax was a horny nutter As she stood there holding the butter, SO nino lay on the bed Waiting for the butter to be spread, And nino realised he could never be a bender As the butter was spread on his throbbing member. I can't stand up
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:54 | |
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I'm mocking the bearded tosspiece as well steppy!!! --- Post edited by ohtheway on 28/5 0:55 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:55 | |
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| Nino top stuff Mary Magdelene turns me on a bit, is that weong? | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 0:55 | |
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Rofl
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:57 | |
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I hope my daughter doesnt copy and paste this and take it to school
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:58 | |
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Nah its OK steppy, I bet many a muse has shook one out over Mary, she's the forbidden fruit. What DOES worry me though, is you say this after I reveal she is a tranny??? Questions have to be asked! | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 0:59 | |
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Well if it's good enough for the big man
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 0:59 | |
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"Mr Stepat, it's Ms Trunchbull here, your daughter missy stepats headmistress. Can we talk please, specifically about your double life on the internet.........................." FFS that would be awkward
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| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:01 | |
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Yes that would put a whole new complexion on show and tell
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 1:01 | |
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Ha yes. I can see the headlines now, stepat exposed as pervert, calls christ a bummer --- Post edited by stepat on 28/5 1:12 --- | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:04 | |
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I think the main job would keeping it away from the mother in law!! True story - one morning my best mate's son took a dirty mag that was left on my mate's nightstand from the night before and took it to his bed. My mate wakes up, realises the rag is gone and panicks. He flies off into his sons room, and find the young 8 year old flicking though the pages. Now daddy basically tries everything to keep the kid quiet, but later that day his uncle is over and said son happens to mention he saw a mag with ladies sucking mens tails!!! My mate is so scared the mother in law will find out he has to buy him a playstation to silence him!! PMSL when he told me, 100% true as well! --- Post edited by ohtheway on 28/5 1:05 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 1:05 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:06 | |
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steppy, what happened to your alter ego, steprat??? --- Post edited by ohtheway on 28/5 1:07 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 1:07 | |
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It was chboro. | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:09 | |
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Was he jax_2 as well? | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:13 | |
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Nino having fetched the butter and setting jax heart more a flutter drew out his weapon and bared his bum and said this evening i shall proudly cum and with that ... and bread bun raised he jiggy'd on with knee caps grazed till all at last a deep deep sigh and the moment he'd waited for was nigh urged on and on, at frantic pace he missed the target and shot on jax face | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:15 | |
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JAX! Genius!!!! | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 1:15 | |
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:16 | |
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Steppy, I'll let you have a sniff! I'm so happy! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:16 | |
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Can I edit that now please 
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:17 | |
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jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:13 Email this Message | Edit re: Summer Hornyness -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nino having fetched the butter and setting jax heart more a flutter drew out his weapon and bared his bum and said this evening i shall proudly cum and with that ... and bread bun raised he jiggy'd on with knee caps grazed till all at last a deep deep sigh and the moment he'd waited for was nigh urged on and on, at frantic pace he missed the target and shot on jax face You can try
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| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:19 | |
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Oi!!! That's not fair
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:20 | |
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Jax, having read most of my previous musings, I do believe you have just exceeded them all for filth!!!!!!! *giggles* | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:22 | |
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| No? Oh I'm embarrassed even more now!
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| stepat Posted on 28/5 1:26 | |
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The shocked symbol cannot convey how shocked I am
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:27 | |
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I'm so shocked I'm not even playing with myself anymore! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:30 | |
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Oh guys, no don't say that. I can still feel myself blushing
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:31 | |
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Only joking jax, it was pure genius!!! Curly will be proud! | |
| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:33 | |
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And with her horny thoughts does jax shock Nino still has his head up her frock, She need not worry about being horny and stuff FOr nino has ravished on her musky muff, And in love nino now is Whilst jax removes the facial jizz! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:36 | |
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| @ you
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:47 | |
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Well lets ignore all that bollox going on, this is where the laughs are!!! | |
| stepat Posted on 28/5 1:49 | |
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I'm off to bed now. Thanks you guys! More hornyness tomorrow
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| ohtheway Posted on 28/5 1:51 | |
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Keep my side warm steppy That was for the benefit of the religious nob!!! Laters, I'm off shortly as well. Gonna print jax's post first like
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| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:51 | |
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Night steppy pleasnant dreams - sleep well
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| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:54 | |
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No Nino you can't do that!Night night you too, pleasant dreams, sleep tight
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| Pubtonic Posted on 28/5 1:54 | |
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Smut!! | |
| markofdboro Posted on 28/5 1:55 | |
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jax your a cyber flirt | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:56 | |
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| pub They made me do it - it was all their fault!
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| markofdboro Posted on 28/5 1:57 | |
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yer yer | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 1:57 | |
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| @ Mark
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| markofdboro Posted on 28/5 1:59 | |
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there you have done it you made me cry | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 2:03 | |
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Really Mark, I am an innocent girl, they have goaded me all week to do that.
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| markofdboro Posted on 28/5 2:04 | |
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its all just fun well most of it | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 2:06 | |
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Yeah Mark, you'll find as you go along on here though that there are a few who aren't quite so nice. I have my moments admittedly but usually only in the face of severe provocation. Like with Chboro earlier - I can't stand liars like him. | |
| markofdboro Posted on 28/5 2:08 | |
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chboro i have seen him online whats the prob? | |
| markofdboro Posted on 28/5 2:10 | |
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like when i asked why it was slow on a tue still not sure? | |
| jax_1 Posted on 28/5 2:16 | |
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its on the catholic thread towards the bottom, i won't go into the full story but you'll get the giste. Now he's trying to make out like he called the shots - nothing of the sort and he's done it in a most ungentlemanly way too. He's full of bull anyway. i think most peeps on here are starting to realise that now. As for Tuesdays on the board - for some reason the board always breaks down on a Tuesday. It breaks down on all the other days too but even worse on a tuesday. hence we used to have a tuesday board, which is now the eindhoven board/big brother board. That was how I knew that you were a noob to the site cos you didn;t know that.
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| yeah_man Posted on 28/5 2:53 | |
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i suppose sometimes its the best you can get. doom. | |
| juninholegend Posted on 29/5 0:26 | |
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I don't know ANY of these people but this is funny! | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 29/5 7:56 | |
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So have anyone on this thread met up and put their summer hornyness to good use or just still letting their keyboard take the frustrations.Maybe you should all meet up before the next home game and get a hotel room at the hospitality in | |
| ohtheway Posted on 5/6 21:45 | |
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I can't believe this thread died!!! | |
| elnino1 Posted on 5/6 21:51 | |
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And now elnino is back Jax will soon been back in his sack, And steppy is also running free But is he as horny as me? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 5/6 23:06 | |
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Just a small note jax, just gaging interest before I start off on one again! Any sign of steppy? | |
| jax_1 Posted on 5/6 23:06 | |
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LOL Nino It somehow seemed wrong to add to add to it
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| elnino1 Posted on 5/6 23:07 | |
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Ohhh, you've ben waiting for me???
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| stepat Posted on 5/6 23:17 | |
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The board is still horny Elnino's rhymes so corny I wish he was banned And my toilet was without leaks thrashing in the throes of death they are the damned I cannot think, I cannot speak what about cricket and asked ever so gently, "do I really have to suckit?" what the hell im glad he's back With a week's worth of smack Broke into a million bits still elnino's off his tits With Jax he would know not what to do in a daze he couldn' wait for orgasm to begin But why do I sit here all alone....On my green recycle bin WELCOME BACK, PAL. IVE MISSED YOU. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 5/6 23:46 | |
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ROFL Steppy, nice!!! I'm all welled up now, there was some love in there!!! | |
| stepat Posted on 5/6 23:47 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 5/6 23:48 | |
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| great stuff Steppy well done. You haven't lost the knack
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| elnino1 Posted on 5/6 23:50 | |
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Glad to see step is glad I'm back He wants to give my arse a smack, But I'm holding him at bay For I am not a bender-gay, Never seen a post with such emotion Steppy is a homo with such devotion, For he is determined to turn me to the dark side But my jacksy will not stretch that wide, There is a fact he needs to face He will ever enter my smelly brown place! LOVE YOU TOO STEPPY
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| stepat Posted on 5/6 23:52 | |
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HaHa. Superb, elnino | |
| stepat Posted on 6/6 0:12 | |
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If jax wont be horny, i guess i must Elnino's cock oozing is puss throbbing member, wandering freely If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? We drank away the best part of the day But like a small womble from Norway, you are so gay You cannot rhyme, you cannot rap dripping bundles of constructivist crap Your pathetic tones reach so far All the time, wanting my brown star I guess, right now, you will try to mock I say to you, suck my cock | |
| elnino1 Posted on 6/6 8:59 | |
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Stepat
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| jax_1 Posted on 6/6 9:10 | |
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"Like a small womble from Norway" Morning Nino
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| elnino1 Posted on 6/6 9:11 | |
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Good morning my lady, what you upto today? | |
| Smifter Posted on 6/6 12:42 | |
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Dear oh dear, some of my "friends" went way over the line... Why does smifter have to rhyme wth bifter
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| stepat Posted on 7/6 0:52 | |
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Stepa.T rules Young girls, so what? Elnino is jealous smifter is hot Talks about gash, he dont get no rat. I made time to speak to you so what racist tvvat Just cos i love you Dont mock me so we all know on FMTTM Your lass is a Ho On the board, I am the stud All the time, pulling your pud Kneel before me and bow to the king my rhymes are fresh Yours merely ming | |
| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 0:54 | |
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PMSL Very "black rap" that rhyme, lots of aggression! And I missed smifters comments!!! Happy days, she gets to see your smut steppy. "why does smifter rhyme with bifter" ROFL
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| stepat Posted on 7/6 0:57 | |
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I only wish she felt the same way. Where is she? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 0:57 | |
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Poor effort steppy, you can't diss me Now I'll let the aggression run free, You are a grooming tvvat And the ladies know your nob is not fat, We've all heard about you It's not thick enough to fill any foo, Not shut your mouth, and show some respect Or another lyrical beating you can expect. --- Post edited by elnino1 on 7/6 0:58 --- | |
| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 0:58 | |
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SMIFTER - WHERE ARE YOU???? I reckon she's grooming the bifter
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| stepat Posted on 7/6 1:02 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 7/6 1:08 | |
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| rofl @ you guys
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| stepat Posted on 7/6 1:13 | |
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smifter, im sorry My stalking scared you away I know your skin is nice and furry. I'm sat in my night vision goggles, what do you say? I saw you order chips They didnt go to your hips You eyes are sexy, but i love your lips Please come back, i promise to be good Will even stay out of your neighbourhood My aim is to groom you bit im not fussy Just give me some of that hot smifter pussy | |
| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 1:15 | |
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| onthemap Posted on 7/6 1:18 | |
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What in gods name is this thread about. Infants. | |
| stepat Posted on 7/6 1:20 | |
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Its my birthday tomorrow and Im feeling lucky Is Smifter around? I want sucky sucky She may not agree, I dont care I'll track her down and pull ger hair I know she likes me, ive seen her banter Of the FMTTM boys, i win at a canter She plays hard to get Thats ok Im here waiting, ready to play | |
| onthemap Posted on 7/6 1:22 | |
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Why does anyone humour this ... or is it a (very poor) joke? | |
| jax_1 Posted on 7/6 1:22 | |
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LOL @ Mappy | |
| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 1:23 | |
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onthemap, would you prefer milk with those cornflakes rather than pish? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 1:24 | |
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Nice steppy, although I'm sure smifter is gonna be after your blood! | |
| onthemap Posted on 7/6 1:25 | |
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Jax no cant even comment - and you lady! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 7/6 1:28 | |
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| Some of it is really funny though Mappy. Honestly, pure genius at times. As for my own little contribution - it was their fault, they made me do it
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| elnino1 Posted on 7/6 1:34 | |
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*ahem* | |
| jax_1 Posted on 7/6 1:35 | |
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| Smifter Posted on 8/6 13:43 | |
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"Is Smifter around I want sucky sucky" How are you single again with that patter how can the girls simply resist?
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| jax_1 Posted on 8/6 23:57 | |
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Mappy has a problem With what, I dont know. He choked on a pastie, should have bought a coke he doesnt like us horny but encourages John to go and poke....... Jax is ok, she often makes me laugh Just dont venture into John's seedy caff Back to Mappy- the man who loves to scorn Unlike the rest of us- He just doesnt have the horn He has some obvious issues That's fine, he might be gay Just come out of the closet Or let the rest of us play Yoiu wanted some rap? Right now i will get down Get my muthafckin Uzi And shoot your misery down. Mappy is a tuesser, lets hear the shout Girls of the board- come on he needs some clout. By Steppy --- Post edited by jax_1 on 9/6 0:01 --- | |
| stepat Posted on 8/6 23:58 | |
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Elnino attempts to rhyme | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 8/6 23:58 | |
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An Ode To Steppy Not happy Mappy, why so sad? Steppy's poetry isn't that bad. He talks of lust and sex and stuff and even poor smifters chuff. If all the world it was a stage, the outward pouring of his rage, through pen and ink and written prose would save him from paying all those ho's. He's been to see the doctor now, and he did wipe Steppy's fevered brow, and his medicine has started to work, so in no more hedges will he lurk. Of course these are just early days and all could change, in many ways but for now, we let him be cos it is his birthday, today, you see. By Jax
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| jax_1 Posted on 8/6 23:59 | |
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Mappy is a cock It's there, you see it's true He has no sense of humour He hasnt got a clue He comes on here- full of moan and winge All the time, needing some minge By Steppy
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:00 | |
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The thread that just keeps on giving!!! Jax, your offerings are quality as well! I'm waiting for mappy to indulge..... | |
| stepat Posted on 9/6 0:00 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 0:04 | |
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LOL Nino, you are also way too kind but thanks anyway. Well we tried to get Mappy to join in last night but he wouldn't Am sure he could write some good stuff to if he tried
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:07 | |
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We are awaiting to confirm mappy's gender For he is acting like a stroppy bender, He should show us his poetic gift To prevent their being a rift, For steppy and nino have already shown That when we want, his ass we will own, For he cannot compete with our writing Instead he just keeps on biting, And all the more we shall mock His apparent fondness for (ock, He should cheer up and join in on the thread And in retutn I'll let him have a go with jax in me bed, For jax is dirty little pooch Who is always sharing her cooch, Nino and steppy have both had a go But preferred her deep sloppy blow, For as we have all read she will easily follow And do as she is told and gulp and gag and then swallow Now I realise I might be in a different planet to the line on this one, so my disclaimer is as follows: I didn't mean it
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| stepat Posted on 9/6 0:13 | |
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Smifter, Im sorry This I have to say I should have done my wooing In a more subtle way Your skin isnt furry, it's beautiful and soft I would like to hide away stroking it in my loft Im talking of your skin, in case youe wonder When i sat next to you My heart was beating like thunder If i remember right, it was in the Woody Im a fool, a chipstick, just like Jade Goody I couldnt say hello Cos of the things i said I hang my head in shame When i think of it i turn red I hope there is a time When i can make ammends Smifter, forgive me Can we now be friends? (note the respect shown- no clouts, bifters etc) | |
| manboobs69 Posted on 9/6 0:17 | |
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have you both not shagged yet? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:20 | |
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Smifter oh smifter Why does it have to rhyme with bifter, Don't listen to the lying get Listen to your uncle nino my pet, For he is currently upside down on your washing line Stroking his beast, thinking your looking fine, Don't be wooed by his wicked ways He looks to add you to his limited number of lays, Keep your dignity and don't get out any flesh For nino, keep your body supple and fresh, For we know we have this special bond Even though my mind is as mucky as a Park End Pond. --- Post edited by elnino1 on 9/6 0:21 --- --- Post edited by elnino1 on 9/6 0:25 --- | |
| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 0:23 | |
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Nino @ you offering my body out on loan LOL at other stuff though you guys
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| manboobs69 Posted on 9/6 0:25 | |
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So jax is still available?
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:25 | |
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Jax, you know I would never do that.. I couldn't get any takers
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| stepat Posted on 9/6 0:28 | |
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I have shagged Nino and he is nothing to write home about. And his sexual preferences are quite scary at times. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 0:29 | |
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:29 | |
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Manboobs stalks like a prowler Sniffing out jaxy's growler, He awaits her getting out her naughty bits, And strokes his fleshy man tits, And he drinks slowly enjoying a tipple As he drools over jax's hairy nipple, But he must be aware she is no longer fab She has a very badly packed kebab. Sorry jax, that just turned into abusing you. I'll do something nice for you soon! | |
| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:31 | |
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Stepat PMSL!!!! Manboobs, I scare myself sometimes to be fair! Only the other day I found myself naked, upside down in the shower having fun with a pair of marigolds and some WKD40. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 0:32 | |
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:35 | |
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Oh Jax - Jax is a lovely lady I dream of her having my baby, But I fear for me she is to classy As she is stunning and always sassy, She is a thief she stole my heart And what a woman, I bet she doesn't fart. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 0:39 | |
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| LOL Nino, much better - me to a tee, thank you
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| stepat Posted on 9/6 0:40 | |
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nino is a conspiracy theorist he´s never gonna be what I´ve been The mist cleared uncovering the sleeping psychiatrist And he shags like Mr Bean Manboobs is a pervert Probably a bender In the same boat as Mappy, worry about their gender Jax isnt easy, doesnt play the field But i've seen her in St Hilda's, locked and ready to yield I am the king of rap, dont smoke weed or grass But if i come across Mappy I'll put a cap in his ass I'm a bad muthafcka and you know this Nino's wack, weak as p1ss He spouts his crap on a keyboard Ill take him out without a reward Like Hammer said You Cant Touch This | |
| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 0:41 | |
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| LOL Steppy that's brill.
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 0:44 | |
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LMFAO. Yo yo steppy don't mess or there will be blood Trash talking in my neighbourhood, Your rhymes are weak your talk is lame Your not playing no ho in this game, Keep pushing it I dare you Don't be dissing me fooo, For you liable to get a cracking And I'll have The Jax's backing, She's sick of your pussy ass cracker ass ways She knows you knock one out dreaming of hot gays. | |
| stepat Posted on 9/6 0:47 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 9/6 1:03 | |
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Steppy stinks, says it's not his fault, his water supply was brought to a halt. You'd think he'd make an effort though, instead of sharing his B.O. Nino, with his tongue sharpened tonight, must try harder not to fight, he's set on steppy, boobs and the map, he'd be better off having a nap. So then boys, what is to do, if I'm to continue with this thread with you, will you behave and stop your games or will you carry on, like two old dames. Oh please, say you will desist and cease and go back to writing poems of peace, poems of love and happy times and sentences that contain no rhymes. Make my day a happy one, or from this thread I will be gone and sad as sad I will be to call an end to this jollity. J.K. Lads
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| stepat Posted on 9/6 1:05 | |
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| elnino1 Posted on 9/6 1:08 | |
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I love Steppy, Mappy, Jax and boobs long time For in my heart they are all mine, The board is still horny and hot Yet still be see little offer of mot, I am sorry for my previous aggression and stuff I now eagerly await some lovely muff, The heat is rising the sun is out Maybe we will get some horny clout? | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 0:01 | |
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Gorgonzola Cambazola Happy slappers Elnino's knackers Parmesan Vacherin Week old socks Elnino's cock All these Say cheese | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 0:04 | |
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| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:19 | |
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Cheesey indeed. Not me that is, I used a toothbrush on my member earlier and give it a good scrub! | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 0:21 | |
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Will you also brush your teeth with it? | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 0:22 | |
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Awwww and all the world I love you guys you make sweet tears fall from my eyes though your disconcerting love of foo is the only thing that despoils you If only we could get that straight our lives together would be great but still you insist upon your kink and chaining me naked to the sink. If only you would let me go my love for you would grow and grow seems however, that the lock is locked and yet again I am defrocked You bind my legs and tickle me with feathers and when I'm naughty you whip me with leathers but don't you think, better it'd be if you'd do it instead with wet celery I try my best, I really do to satisfy your love of foo I get no thanks, or any kind words is this how you treat all your birds? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:29 | |
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Emotional Jax, from the heart! Well now I've just had a Guiness poo I can go back to dreaming of foo, However I must note the poo was black I hope I cleaned it all from my ass crack, And as I read what Jax has said All the more I want her in my bed, She has opened her heart and let me in Now I can get full access to that lovely quim, Jax is a lady and needs to be treated nice Her hornyness and filth comes with a price, But she must love everything I do Even when I talk about my black Guiness poo, Now Stepat must step aside and not be a prat He can go back in search of smifters rat, Now jax and nino can have a horny life Even though I suspect she sleeps with a kinfe. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:30 | |
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It wasn't my toothbrush steppy, it was our lass's!
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| stepat Posted on 10/6 0:35 | |
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It's summer and Im horny The night is still young Elnino's silence is deafening Has your gayness got your tongue? elnino is so gay A terrible tasteless seemless word so have some pussy, what do you say? probably pining for a pork sword He pretends to be contreversial His belly is yellow, clothes off-white Hasnt heard of persil ohbytheway nino, you talk shiyte I'll wait her for a response It prbably wont come And if by chance it does, we all know he's a ponse | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:39 | |
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I shall not rise to stepat's baiting For I know for my love he is waiting, I keep on telling him I'm not queer No matter how much he offers me free beer, He choses to laugh, poke fun and mock But we ALL know he after my supersize (ock, For he is jealous he has a tiny member Stillhe insists on being a rent-a-bender, And to London one day he will go As he arrives the Soho gays will know, They will smell the cum on his stinking burp As on a rotting gay nob he did lick and slurp, Fear not old fella we do not judge Just because you like a chocolate nudge. | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 0:48 | |
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I was in Soho last Thursday, actually.
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| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:50 | |
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*there's a suprise* Was boateng_7 there as well? | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 0:53 | |
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No, not that i noticed Was an eye-opener though. My first time in London except to footy grounds. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 0:56 | |
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Oh fancy that I've found the key just one turn and I'll be free that nino really thinks i fancy him but i'd rather wash my face with vim on the whole he's just a ninny and now it's his turn to wear the pinny I'll hide behind the kitchen door thenjump out and wrestle him to the floor I'll tie him up and tighten the chain oh just wait till he feels some pain I'll make him stand there all debagged and check his man boobs haven't sagged I'll treat him like he treats me and make him though naked, fry my tea and when it's time he was in bed i'll play songs by right said fred oh that nino is such a puff even though he thinks he's tough i'll make him whine and whinge and cry while laughing my socks off nearby at last i'll finally have my way but first, one more thing i have to say i'll shoot it straight from the hippy you do not make me deeply dippy | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:56 | |
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Aye it's a different world from the Boro like, people thre are really ignorant and there are soooo many freaks. I was in Soho about three years ago with 6 mates from work, we got lashed up and ended up in that gay bar G.A.Y. for a laugh, we phhoking proper gay
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| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 0:59 | |
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jax! I like the kinky stuff, your turning me on!!! | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:00 | |
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| Jax. Super stuff. People in London, in bars, on the Tube, wherever wont even look you in the eye never mind speak- bunch of vvankers. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:05 | |
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So jax likes to be nasty and naughty Even though she is the wrong side of forty, She must like bondage, pain and stuff I'm not too sure but I think she likes muff, She has broke my heart I'm tres upset I thought she was horny little sex pet, But she likes me no more The frigid little bore, I thought she loved mish But she just loves to lick dish, For she must be a lesbian not to love me For I am horny and gorgeous, it's easy to see, I might just let stepat have his wicked way Jax has just made me think I'm a gay. | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 1:08 | |
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| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:08 | |
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At last the truth is out I knew, can tell his type Nino doesnt like clout Takes it up the dirt-pipe He went down to London, for longer than a day After Nelson's collumn- mosied down to G-A-Y Was with a bunch of lads Apparently for 'fun' All the time longing for some cockney bum Ive suspected for a long time Elnino leaned this way Jax is a smokescreen It's me he wants to lay He ruined my chances with smifter Of this i can be sure All the time, in his head Imagining me on all-fours | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:10 | |
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*decides whether to write a filty gay poem to his one true love, steppy*
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| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:18 | |
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| Go on. Elnino is teetotal Doesnt like a tipple He gets drunk, on the thought Of nibbling on my nipple | |
| Link: Me&Ohtheway | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 1:21 | |
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| rofl @ you guys again!!! brilliant! was just looking for my gravy poem, was going to post it for mappy but can't find it, any ideas? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:24 | |
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FFS I never thought we'd read this far I'm dreaming of taking steppy to a gay bar, An evening of prancing and acting like a tart Then back to mine waiting for the hornyness to start, Our gay lips do gently touch But we mustn't be soft too much, Cos ohtheway is horny and wants to lick Phhok this, I'm stopping there, I'm turning myself on and I don't like it
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| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:24 | |
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Not sure, Jax. | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:25 | |
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| Nino, Im turned on too Dont stop | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:28 | |
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Jax, I want you back.... They say sugar is sweet and honey is too, But baby what do I call you? Your sexier than sexy and hotter than hot. There`s only one name for you and that`s to good to be true. The sky is blue Water is wet I`ll make u come I`ll make u sweat Press against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We will move the ground | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 1:29 | |
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S'ok, found it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know where my gravy's at, that makes jax, one cool cat. Mappy's not a happy bunny, he says the poetry isn't funny. My gravy it is nice and hot, lets see what gravy you guys have got. Is it runny, smooth and cool will it make my tastebuds drool. Will it make me want to swallow and have even more to follow. or will it make me want to spit and refuse any more, just for a bit. Yeah, I know where my gravy's at It's a wonderful feeling, you know, is that. Well that's my recipe in the pan and now to sleep, if indeed I can. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:33 | |
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This one isn't my own work but I think you'll like it! A fine man was Father McDougal humble, mild and ever so frugal in his noble search to save funds for the church he aquired free child porn through Google There was a Mulah from Kabul who worried about his poor tool he cried of his ails: 'what good are four nails, when the hammer is so miniscule?' Padre, why do you loath lust? do not turn away in disgust! had your own mother not lusted your father you would not have been born I trust! There once was a celebate monk who was heard to say while he was drunk "if a nun is God's wife (thus her celebate life) then what am I, Jesus' punk?" There once was a jolly old preist who was hornier than a wild beast the sins of his mind into some lads behind were often from his soul released A young Jewish student from Spain who lived during Ferdinand's reign was burned at the stake then dunked in a lake by a clerical error, that's plain. There once was an old Nazi colenel consigned to the Fires Eternal one day he asked why, and The Devil's reply: "you see my old freind, Nazis burn well!" There once lived a man of the cloth who jerked off to the writings of Roth thus did he repent with his eyes heaven-bent: "At least my hand's sin wasn't sloth!" A Jew from the town of New York was arrested for dining on pork in rabinical court thus did he report: "It was all the fault of my fork!" There once was a relegious schism about blessing god with one's jizzem some said its a sin to rub one's hands in a new prayer called annonism | |
| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:34 | |
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Nino, there's no need to feel down. I said, Nino, pick yourself off the ground. I said, Nino, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Nino, there's a place you can go. I said, Nino, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the G-A-Y It's fun to stay at the G-A-Y They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the G-A-Y. It's fun to stay at the G-A-Y . You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ... Nino, are you listening to me? I said, Nino, what do you want to be? I said, Nino, you can make real your dreams. But you got to know this one thing! You are as bent as a 9 bob note | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:36 | |
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PMSL!!
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| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 1:36 | |
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LOL Nino Ok then if my tears you'll dry we'll start anew and have a try I'll let you love me all the time and practice your tantric mime | |
| elnino1 Posted on 10/6 1:37 | |
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jax And on that note I'll go to bed and dream up more bollox to spout tomorrow! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 1:40 | |
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Rofl Steppy Night night Nino sleep well and pleasant dreams
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| stepat Posted on 10/6 1:41 | |
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| Night Jax Night Nino, gonna go to bed and give you a pearl necklace
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| jax_1 Posted on 10/6 1:43 | |
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Night night steppy, sleep well and pleasant dreams
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| elnino1 Posted on 11/6 1:37 | |
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I write this as I'm drunk Playing the solo fiddle in my bunk, You can take this one to the bank nino's having a posh vvank, And for those of you who don't know what this is It's when you have a shufty using a jonny to catch the jizz. | |
| stepat Posted on 11/6 1:40 | |
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| I use a sock
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| jax_1 Posted on 11/6 1:41 | |
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| * shuts eyes! *
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| elnino1 Posted on 11/6 1:41 | |
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Ah, the old spunk sock.... | |
| Link: Good site this... | |
| jax_1 Posted on 11/6 1:45 | |
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Well I'm shocked and sad, I have to say, to learn that Steppy and Nino are gay. I didn't suspect they were tooty-fruity I thought it was me they wanted - my little booty. Well, what is a little girl to do, when guys no longer adore the foo. they've had their heads turned, that is true. how will I ever get over both of you?
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| stepat Posted on 11/6 1:46 | |
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| elnino1 Posted on 11/6 1:49 | |
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You won't need to get over us if you try If your very horny we might turn bi, And a threeway it will then be And we can set our baby batter free, And from your eager horny posting I can tell your looking for a roasting, And like snooker this session will go down But which will we pot, the pink or the brown? | |
| stepat Posted on 11/6 1:51 | |
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| Im saving my rhymes for tomorrow when my tyres are fixed.
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| jax_1 Posted on 11/6 1:53 | |
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LOL Nino Awwwww Steppy
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| elnino1 Posted on 11/6 1:53 | |
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Night steppy, give me a nudge at 9 in the morning
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| stepat Posted on 14/6 23:11 | |
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Candles burning, my stomach’s turn in the awaiting of you. Can’t wait to see you, even though it’s only been 8 hrs. 30 minutes, but who’s counting? Wearing that outfit you love, you know the one with, and with, oh who am I kidding I am your favourite outfit, as I sit bare with just anticipation. Wanting to touch you, hold you, taste you, I imagine you there already. Kissing and caressing, being in mind as one. In tune of each other’s being. Knowing what the other wants. Slowly you touch my, as I touch your, ooh.. Don’t stop Elnino As you touch my soul with your mind, my body elevates to the climax of an uncontrollable intoxication. I am drunken by your words, and blinded by your loyalty, as we continue on our mental voyage. Your tongue slowly licks around my inner most desires, as it cools my burning fire. Damn, it’s getting hot in here! Teasing my thighs with every touch of words so sweet. Embarrassing my soul with excitement, just can’t take anymore! Explode!!! Joy, tears…. I, I…I think I.. I think I love you… I whisper your name…silence…ohtheway Nothing, but a rainbow shinning through my window after a storm. Elnino, I love you | |
| elnino1 Posted on 14/6 23:15 | |
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I think I've started gay jokes with the wrong groomer here, hellllllllpppppppp! | |
| stepat Posted on 14/6 23:17 | |
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| jax_1 Posted on 14/6 23:17 | |
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LOL Nino, have you seen the telling off that Rob has given you yet?
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| elnino1 Posted on 14/6 23:18 | |
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I need jax to write me some more filth so I can feel straight again. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 14/6 23:18 | |
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What telling off, where??? | |
| elnino1 Posted on 14/6 23:23 | |
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JAX, OI!!!! What telling off? | |
| stepat Posted on 16/6 0:17 | |
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C/O OHTHEWAY jax and nino on a thread Nino pretending they're in bed, For he has buttered jax up Now he wants to see some fairy cup. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 16/6 0:25 | |
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And you never seen it
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| elnino1 Posted on 16/6 0:28 | |
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Nearly every night I come on this board And it used to be in search of a broad, And when I found jax I thought it was meant to be But Stepat made me realise there was something wrong with me, He wrote me poems he opened his heart And now from him I cannot be apart, For he is my one true love in this hot summer Yes, I'm out, I admit I'm a bummer! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 16/6 0:31 | |
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LOL Nino Rob would have a fit if he read this thread
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| elnino1 Posted on 16/6 0:32 | |
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I bet I'd get the blame for it all! ROB - IF YOU READ THIS, ALL THIS WAS SAID IN JEST AND BEFORE MY LAST PUBLIC WARNING!!! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 16/6 0:34 | |
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Hee heee
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| stepat Posted on 16/6 0:35 | |
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Elnino is not with it His head buried in the sand He tries to flirt with Jax Soon he will be banned He tries to to be the big ' i am' But can never even come close Cant understand how i can just kill a man And shag his muthafukin ho's He's fast become the board bender With his silly talk and crap i return it all to sender He cant get it up without a strap he was jeakous of me an smifter Now she is my ex I do my stuff on my BMX He's stuck on his Grifter | |
| elnino1 Posted on 16/6 0:36 | |
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I still love you
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| stepat Posted on 16/6 0:58 | |
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Elnino If you can give me head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can thrust yourself when all men doubt you But make allowance for my doubting too, If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't lick my crack or look in my eyes: If you can cream--and not make creams you master, If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear enter the hole you opened Twisted by many to make a trap for fools, Or watch my ring you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with your worn-out tool: If you can make me come of all your winnings And risk it all on a toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath the word ‘I love you boss’; If you can force your manhood up my foo To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Willy which says to them: "Hold on!" If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much, If you can fill my dirtbox With sixty seconds' worth of jizz, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And--which is more--you'll be my Man, my son! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 16/6 1:32 | |
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Oh Steppy, you've totally bstrdised my fave poem. Funny though Where is Mappy this fine night not a sign of him in sight. From this board he wants to take me away, He's offered to take me on holiday. To the land of Aruba, with seas clear and blue, where our love can grow, open and true. To walk along the glistening shore, and give me all I want and more. Oh where has he gone, where can he be, do you think he didn't listen to me, I said, I'll take less clothing, pack less bags, I'll even carry his duty free fags. I hope he hasn't scarpered, n'er to come back, was really rather hoping, i'd get to stretch him on the rack, Oh come back Mappy, please say you will, I'll even go Dutch with you, to pay the hotel bill. | |
| stepat Posted on 16/6 1:34 | |
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| stepat Posted on 17/6 1:03 | |
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The thread is starting to wobble since nino got into trouble I think he fears admin's wrath Trying to tread an uncontreversial path The problem is we seem to have A poster who wants to shock Trying to woo Hells, bur secretly wanting c0k I dont think im the first To want this cloud to burst with such promise Summer Hornynyness started out It seems to by dying a death Where are the bifters, the minges, the clouts? The board is full of meths | |
| Boro_Gadgie Posted on 17/6 15:19 | |
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Many fellas on this board Would like to get into Jax's knickers. But what worries them the most Is that she might look like Stevie Vickers! | |
| jax_1 Posted on 17/6 15:21 | |
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Rofl Gadgie
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| stepat Posted on 18/6 1:48 | |
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My Venezuelan Beaver Toast was slightly much too hot It smelt like fresh bananas with the consistency of snot It wasn't very luscious but it didn't see why not It looked just like a pheasant that was waiting to be shot Oh send me down to Satan's lair I have been bad, I belong there Oh tie me up and strip me bare I really really do not care My congealed balaclava smurf was sitting in the sun He suffered from a skin disease so he didn't have much fun He thought the beer was squiffy so he sheltered in his bum He kept on making handbags 'til his handbag days were done Oh haul me up and cuff me tight I am reborn, I've seen the light Oh fly me like a great big kite I am the Lord. I feel alright. My inate self-delusion is as furtive as can be It thinks it is much cleverer, much cleverer than me It tries to make me think that I am doing a degree When really I'm a dolphin which is looking for a knee Oh sing my song, Oh sing my song, I am so right I can't be wrong Oh give me money, fags and beans And fly me off to New Orleans. | |
| stepat Posted on 19/6 23:40 | |
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Elnino's gone too far All this malicious talking It started out as fun But ended up in stalking I tried to be nice Even stroked his member He only cares about himself And should be banned until December Im as horny as the rest With my rhymes i like to mix it But nino accusing me of being a sex pest Really takes the biscuit His views he should keep to himself And not spoil my summer He only reads from the top shelf Im horny, he's a bummer | |
| elnino1 Posted on 19/6 23:48 | |
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And back to this thread we go With Stepat proving he is a man-ho, Nino has been cutting it back But it's about time he was given some slack, Afraid of posting I am no more Especially with Steppy being a fooking bore, For he is on the defensive about his perverted ways All the while hoping to attract some horny gays, Until then he stalks the innocent philly But we know he yearns for willy, And by attacking me he makes it not very subtle He is begging for a hersh re-buttal, But do this I will not For I am browsing the board in search of mot. And on and on I can go But his mind is very slow, He will not grasp he is a joke And will never get a sly poke, For all the ladies are now cautious For steppy is making them nautious, Ladies, I agree he makes me sick He is a sick stalking grooming pri(k! | |
| elnino1 Posted on 19/6 23:49 | |
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God I love this thread!
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| stepat Posted on 19/6 23:55 | |
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Me Too
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| elnino1 Posted on 20/6 0:00 | |
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I think steppy sould cut me some slack And climb down off my back, For I am suspicious about his "pen" touching me Something back there feels like it's trying to break free, But I will never let his chipolate come lose So nino calls for a truce, We are two lyrical gangsters for sure This board can't handle us, there is no cure, I am a pussy magnet its obvious to see As for steppy, well we'll see what will be, I have a lot of work to turn him into my side-kick Especially when every window he see's he takes a lick, Yes he is not all there But regardless I still care, For steppy is alright, sound I'd miss him if he wasn't around. Feel the love
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| jax_1 Posted on 20/6 0:20 | |
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| Smifter Posted on 21/6 16:07 | |
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Stepat Im not your ex, it was never happening! PS Im back! | |
| elnino1 Posted on 22/6 0:17 | |
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Now our lady Smifter returns Hopefully with no carpet burns, She came back on this thread, a true corker To view the latest offerings of her net stalker, Let's hope Steppy can keep himself in line He still thinks he's committed no crime, He follows, watches, keeps a close eye If only smifter knew she would surely cry, He rifts through her rubbish and stuff And uses the binocular's hoping to catch a glimpse of smifter in the buff, Fear not smifter, he means you no harm DOn't be scared and try to keep calm, For nino is here to save the day Don't believe him, I'm not gay. | |
| stepat Posted on 22/6 0:19 | |
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| You swine.
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| Smifter Posted on 22/6 0:20 | |
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Ive neva laughed so much on here! nino im a fan of your work, how did I know this thread was about to be hoofed back up
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| elnino1 Posted on 22/6 0:20 | |
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You knew I was going to do it
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| elnino1 Posted on 22/6 0:22 | |
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Smifter, I thank you! This being hoofed was as predictable as it is that Stepat is using his roaming internet whilst hanging upside down in that tree outside your bedroom window right now
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| Smifter Posted on 22/6 0:23 | |
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reaching for my ra-pe alarm right about now... | |
| elnino1 Posted on 22/6 0:26 | |
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Let me run away first!!! | |
| stepat Posted on 22/6 0:28 | |
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Im staying away from this thread now, it was a bit of fun but has gone too far, the things i am being accused of are out of order. | |
| elnino1 Posted on 22/6 0:29 | |
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Haha, I've been waiting for your reply!!! | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/6 0:31 | |
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hahaha, its only to alert my parents you are lerking about again! | |
| elnino1 Posted on 22/6 0:32 | |
| re: Summer Hornyness | |
I think I've hurt his feelings. I'm only trying to keep him away from you cos I want him to myself
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| Stepper_T Posted on 6/8 2:13 | |
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Before you slip into unconsciousness Id like to have another kiss Another flashing chance at bliss Another kiss, another kiss The days are bright and filled with pain Enclose me in your gentle rain The time you ran was too insane Well meet again, well meet again Oh tell me where your freedom lies The streets are fields that never die Deliver me from reasons why Youd rather cry, Id rather fly The crystal ship is being filled A thousand girls, a thousand thrills A million ways to spend your time When we get back, Ill drop a line Not only horny, but beautiful. | |
| Smifter Posted on 6/8 2:16 | |
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Nino stepper REALLY wants you now
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| Stepper_T Posted on 6/8 2:17 | |
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I meant YOU ffs. | |
| Smifter Posted on 6/8 2:20 | |
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| Smifter Posted on 1/9 1:10 | |
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Huth
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| Stepper_T Posted on 1/9 1:12 | |
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My favourite thread ever. | |
| Smifter Posted on 1/9 1:17 | |
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Kind of mine too, oh yea and the one of eskys that got deleted | |
| Stepper_T Posted on 15/9 22:59 | |
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Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man Are goin into this mic, written by this hand Are comin out of this mouth, made by this tongue I'll tell you now my name, my name is Step But so you think that it's your destiny To get the best of me, but I suggest to be Quiet, bro, don't even try it from the east and west of me Takin it and never breakin it or even shakin it Groovin it and always movin it, coz I'm not fakin it Pullin out rhymes like books off the shelf Born in England, raised in Boro, taught to go for myself This is stone cold rhymin, no frills, no fluffs And it's no accident that these rhymes sound tough I'm goin off, baby, there's no turnin back I'm on your TV, on your album, cassette and 8-track And when the show is finally finished I'll be takin' my bow My name is Step, and yo I got know-how, you know what I'm sayin'? | |
| Smifter Posted on 15/9 23:11 | |
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| You are strange
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| ohtheway Posted on 15/9 23:55 | |
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A classic, brings salty tears to the one eye this does. Great times, it was a simpler time. | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/3 23:31 | |
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The thread of all time
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| Stepper_T Posted on 22/3 23:32 | |
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Classic. Where is Nino ffs? | |
| Stepper_T Posted on 22/3 23:34 | |
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Night goggles. Smifter. Hot Surely some revelation is at hand. She vaporized my mind. A mistake? Not! I said farewell and waved my sullied hand | |
| Smifter Posted on 22/3 23:36 | |
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I nearly just fell of my chair laughing
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