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chboro Posted on 11/6 21:23
Hogs Head yesterday

Who was there? I am crap with remembering names so I don't know who was there.

Helter_Skelter Posted on 11/6 21:27
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Me, and you are terrible at pool, cant handle your ale and are a dirty pervert who wont leave women alone.

chboro Posted on 11/6 21:30
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Which one were you? And YES you are right

Sorry just realised you are stepat

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Stokoe23 Posted on 11/6 21:30
re: Hogs Head yesterday

to be fair that description could fit any number of us.

chboro Posted on 11/6 21:31
re: Hogs Head yesterday

As I say he's right anyway

chboro Posted on 11/6 22:18
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Me and Mr CB were the only ones then? Could have sworn there was a few more than that.

A_New_Era Posted on 11/6 22:19
re: Hogs Head yesterday

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i was there until about 4, then i was gone

chboro Posted on 11/6 22:21
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Are you sure? Can't remember seeing you

A_New_Era Posted on 11/6 22:22
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i was the one potting the balls while you stood being consoled by lou lou

chboro Posted on 11/6 22:23
re: Hogs Head yesterday

So we had a threesome? I'm sure I would have remembered that

holgate_rochey Posted on 12/6 0:00
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I was in there, watched the match from outside.

chboro Posted on 12/6 0:03
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I remember esky pointing you out to me - you were with Tony_block19 or something like that?

holgate_rochey Posted on 12/6 0:04
re: Hogs Head yesterday

yeah was sat outside with him and other people, was inside later on, lou reckoned i nicked her jug of stella.

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 0:06
re: Hogs Head yesterday

you know I want to say something here, but I can't think of anything meaningful so I'm saying this load of crap.

chboro Posted on 12/6 0:07
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I was the lad offering mints around cos everyones breath stank


I think we drank the jug with her permission - I think she was trying to have a free night out and tried to con everyone into buying drinks for her

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 0:08
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i remember saying to tony (not block19 tony) if i could make him laugh lou had to buy me a drink so he burst out laughing and she got me one

chboro Posted on 12/6 0:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

So you cheated? Why doesn't that surprise me?

captain5 Posted on 12/6 9:54
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I believe the accusation of drinks being stolen by Rochey came shortly after Tony passed him Lou Lou's jug of Stella.

holgate_rochey Posted on 12/6 9:59
re: Hogs Head yesterday

prove it.

tony_block19 Posted on 12/6 10:40
re: Hogs Head yesterday



chboro, I was wondering which person you were until you mentioned the mints, cheers for offering though!

Rochey/Esky...do you remember Rochey calling the barman a vvanker, then him turning around asking who said it, before I butted in and said it was part of our conversation? Saved your skin there Rochey lad, he was brutal .

Made light work of them onion rings aswell!

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 11:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

yeah i remember it, i was stood talking to big tl and all of a sudden this barmens asking who called him a vvanker. i genuinely didnt realise it was deliberate, thought it was part of your conversation !

tony_block19 Posted on 12/6 11:23
re: Hogs Head yesterday

It was because he made Rochey get out of his chair when he was sat outside, cos the bar staff were beginning to collect them all, and he was being a funny dick with Roche.

I thought the initiative shown by myself was well timed.

God bless the Hogs Head bar staff, charging me 6 for a Stella pitcher and half lager 'n' lime.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 11:25
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Wtf !

bigtl_billingham Posted on 12/6 11:25
re: Hogs Head yesterday

yeah - we had to make up the excuse that we were talking about Pete from Big brother.
Good all day session in the pub enjoyed it- shame about the second half England performance, can't remember much of the Argentina/ Ivory coast game, I think the stella started to kick in then.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 11:27
re: Hogs Head yesterday

we had all been drinking from about 1ish, i think the alcohol maybe, just maybe, have kicked in by then T

tony_block19 Posted on 12/6 11:46
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I can't remember much of the Argie game either, just remember Esky telling me they had scored and I gave a little drunken glance at the screen.

Most of the time I was sat in amazement of Esky's beer gut

Oh, and also stood at the bar with you Esky and you talking about that lass who was with Maria, and I quote..."MY LORD! She smells like a fukin' angel!".


A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 11:52
re: Hogs Head yesterday

she did!! i remember having a chat about matty bates aswell, it was all very drunk conversation

and my beer gut is a beaut !

key_toenail Posted on 12/6 12:31
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i can personally vouch for myself being there and took full advantage of the the stella jug offer from the start

events after the england game are hazy and confusing

good day though - football on the telly above the doorway that showed the occasional scantily clad female passing by

i also lost at pool

to a girl

chboro Posted on 12/6 14:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Tony - you left the FULL bowl of onion rings on the back table

I also lost to a girl at pool goes by the name of Esky apparantly

Borored Posted on 12/6 14:34
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I think i may have been there, although cant confirm it

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 14:36
re: Hogs Head yesterday

your beard was there, but I'm not sure about the rest of you.

captain5 Posted on 12/6 14:39
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Boz was there more than he was in The Empire.

chboro Posted on 12/6 14:48
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Someone had a beard?


2.40 for a bus home - that was ridiculous, I only paid 1.20ish the last time I was on one to the Boro.

captain5 Posted on 12/6 14:51
re: Hogs Head yesterday

12 twelve quid back in a taxi for me.

Nearly went out in Redcar but then remembered that it was Redcar so I didn't.

chboro Posted on 12/6 14:53
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Good point

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 14:56
re: Hogs Head yesterday

2.40 for the privilage of having me talk to you constantly about some crap or other.

I do get a bit too talkative when pissed!

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:01
re: Hogs Head yesterday

It was quite an entertaining day in so many ways.

Number of new people Lou met = Number of new people felt her breasts.

chboro Posted on 12/6 15:01
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I never really noticed

chboro Posted on 12/6 15:02
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I never felt her breasts

















I carressed them

bandito Posted on 12/6 15:03
re: Hogs Head yesterday

When I was talking to captain he was completley sh it faced, as was esky. You two owe me a tenner each btw as I paid for your taxis.

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:04
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I don't drink, bandy.

But a nice try all the same.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 15:05
re: Hogs Head yesterday

nice try, and quite accurate

bandito Posted on 12/6 15:07
re: Hogs Head yesterday

you both tried to get your pieces out in the middle of the pub and thats when I thought, whoooah, I'm leaving now, can't be seen with this rabble

chboro Posted on 12/6 15:10
re: Hogs Head yesterday

That J20 stuff was stronger than I thought - I was shitfaced

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bandito Posted on 12/6 15:12
re: Hogs Head yesterday

blokes drinking birds drinks. Whats that all about

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:12
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Very well behaved these days.

I went in yesterday to say thanks to the manager after playing football and they still hadn't restocked the J2O!!!!!!!!1

Mmmmmmmmmmm, Orange and Passionfruit J2O.

bandito Posted on 12/6 15:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

whats with the health kick captain. J20, are you serious?

chboro Posted on 12/6 15:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

The only bad remark I have about the Hogs head was that they ran out of Fosters quite early on.

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

'fraid so.

Haven't had a beer in over a month.

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 15:15
re: Hogs Head yesterday

to think I used to take the piss out of lillie for drinking j20 (probably boateng_7 as well).

Now I'll have to (try to) take the piss out of you....

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:15
re: Hogs Head yesterday

The problem with the beer was that that stupid market stops the Brewery wagon from getting anyway near, so they didn't get their Thursday delivery.

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:16
re: Hogs Head yesterday

That's a silly option to take, cb.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 15:16
re: Hogs Head yesterday

they ran out of fosters, and didnt even have the carling on to begin with !

chboro Posted on 12/6 15:18
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Was that market there all week?

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:21
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Certainly for the back end of the week.

They'd ran out of Carling on Friday I think.

They still only had Stella on yesterday.

They had about 6 bottles in total left of J2O.

littlejimmy Posted on 12/6 15:23
re: Hogs Head yesterday

If you're on a health kick, J2O is the worst thing you can drink. It's full of sugar. Nice, though, especially the Apple and Raspberry limited one.

captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:25
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Quiet, lj.

It's lush.

littlejimmy Posted on 12/6 15:27
re: Hogs Head yesterday

"Lush"? Are you a 12-year-old girl?

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 15:28
re: Hogs Head yesterday

if bb75 sees that last post i can predict whats going to be said. . .

Borored Posted on 12/6 15:29
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captain5 Posted on 12/6 15:31
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Well, it was a weekend, rather than a school night.

chboro Posted on 12/6 18:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

So that explains that one then, I thought the market was there for one day only.

Still no excuse though - they should have gone to the offy and purchased some cans

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 18:16
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Remember last World Cup, my parents still owned the Britannia then. Made sure we had at least two weeks worth of beer for the 1st England match. Them early kick offs didn't help, though the breakfasts were good!

chboro Posted on 12/6 18:20
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Pisshead

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 18:45
re: Hogs Head yesterday

You'll get no argument from me - though I can blame you for starting me off!

chboro Posted on 12/6 18:47
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I have never been able to look at a lamp post in the same way since that night many moons ago

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 18:49
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chboro Posted on 12/6 18:52
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I bet you wish you could remember it, my memory is superb - unfortunately for you

LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 18:54
re: Hogs Head yesterday

You lot shocking! I REALLY DONT REMEMBER ANYONE FEELING MY BOOBS!!! I cant even remember half the stuff Esky is typing, I think hes making it up myself!

Hehe, still chuffed I beat Key at pool, doesnt happen often!

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 18:56
re: Hogs Head yesterday

what is it you think im making up ?!?!

chboro Posted on 12/6 18:57
re: Hogs Head yesterday

That explains why my nipples are red raw! I know I was sat next to Loulou but I thought it was her playing with them not the queue behind us

LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 18:58
re: Hogs Head yesterday

That thing about making someone laugh!!

lol chboro!

chboro Posted on 12/6 19:04
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Come on Esky - defend yourself.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 19:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

it was seriously true, i have a witness

chboro Posted on 12/6 19:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Ok I believe you - if she can't remember the lapdance she gave three of us she certainly aint gonna remember paying for your drink

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LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 19:27
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I dont believe nothing you two say! You both lying out your ass!

chboro Posted on 12/6 19:40
re: Hogs Head yesterday

So basically you are denying buying esky a drink?

LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 19:57
re: Hogs Head yesterday

No I prop did that!!! I believe you bought me one so thanks!

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:00
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Well don't deny the lapdance - I have it on my mobile

You bought me one back, or found a half full jug at the side and refilled my glass from it.

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 20:05
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I definitely think I missed something here - a gap of a couple of hours in my memory. Somewhere around the Argentina - Ivory Coast game - don't remember seeing any of it.

And that worries me - when I can't remember something after I've been drinking, it usually means I did something I didn't want to remember. Chboro knows what I mean. Unfortunately...

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 20:07
re: Hogs Head yesterday

most of that match was spent playing pool and as far as i know you acted reasonably

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:08
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I can confirm you were a good boy cb, luckily the lamp posts were outside

LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 20:08
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Ohhh yeh do tell me more!!!

That jug wasnt mine!! I was just filling my glass from it.

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

You were a good girl too - apart from nicking that poor sods jug of lager.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 20:12
re: Hogs Head yesterday

and the lapdances...

LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 20:12
re: Hogs Head yesterday

ahhh well he didnt complain did he! Jug of lager not the lapdance, which I didnt do!

where you watching the match on Thursday?

--- Post edited by LouLouBoro on 12/6 20:16 ---

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 20:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

That good. There's always a first time to be good.

I do love an all day sesh, but I need a couple of days to recover normally - even more so in this weather.

But it was worth it.

From what I remember.

And stop going on about that bloody lamppost chb!!

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Just had a brand new tv installed at home so watching it here - 10" screen with remote control - and it is even in COLOUR, been waiting years for this type of technology to be available around here

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 20:16
re: Hogs Head yesterday

10".....isnt that like REALLY small for a tv? thats like the size of a big hand isnt it?

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chboro Posted on 12/6 20:16
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I can't seeing you the other day brought the memories flooding back again for the first time since I found out you posted - the alcohol helped abit like.

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:17
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Nope - the last one was a 7" b+w handheld, I had to sit in the loft to get a reception on the aerial

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:25
re: Hogs Head yesterday

So whats everyone else up to on Thursday?

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 20:28
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Staying away from you is now top of my list of things to do on Thursday!!

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:31
re: Hogs Head yesterday

And I was gonna invite myself to your house

Who'll have me instead then?

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 20:35
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Ooh can't have anyone at my house at the moment - not with me mam and gran here!!

Go to Maynard, quality pub!!

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:37
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Don't you mean - I can't come round becuse you haven't bought a hoover yet?

Bloody Maynard - NEVER

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 20:38
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I have a hoover - just don't like using it.

Ok so if the Maynard's out, how about the Bullet?

chboro Posted on 12/6 20:41
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Been in there once - it is for old folk

The club is for the people that are on the dole round here too.

Might go for a drive out somewhere or stay in to watch it, haven't really decided yet.

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 20:46
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Neither have I really. Might be going through to my brother's in Saltburn, but nothing official yet.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 20:55
re: Hogs Head yesterday

we are going to town, come with us ch

chboro Posted on 12/6 21:04
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Just been to the shop for some ice lollies - tvvats had sold out so I had to buy Magnums instead


May do, does cb fancy it? Won't be getting drunk if I do tho - will be driving.

chboro Posted on 12/6 21:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Where are you going? - I may get the bus again actually if I do come.

key_toenail Posted on 12/6 21:12
re: Hogs Head yesterday

7 minutes you lasted !

chboro Posted on 12/6 21:14
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Longer than I do in other situations

chboro Posted on 12/6 21:33
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Hoof - where abouts are you going?

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 21:35
re: Hogs Head yesterday

possibly hogs head again

sunset_over_ici Posted on 12/6 21:38
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I was about. I didn't get a lapdance, although someone was feeling my thigh.

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 21:41
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Sorry!










Just kidding btw!

chboro Posted on 12/6 21:42
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I think that was cb.



What time are you lot getting there? I may have to take an official half day

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 21:43
re: Hogs Head yesterday

im hoping to get there for about 3-30 so i can catch end of first game, meaning i get 2 more passport stamps

chboro Posted on 12/6 21:49
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Cheating again then?

What do the stamps get you - free drinks?

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 21:52
re: Hogs Head yesterday

20 teams watch = entry to prize draw

32 teams watch = 10 bar tab

key_toenail Posted on 12/6 21:55
re: Hogs Head yesterday

not a bad swap

10 for your name address and personal details

chboro Posted on 12/6 22:00
re: Hogs Head yesterday

He's giving cb's personal details on the form so he has nothing to worry about

key_toenail Posted on 12/6 22:02
re: Hogs Head yesterday

yeah

Borored Posted on 12/6 22:08
re: Hogs Head yesterday

ive lost that passport thing already, didnt even get it stamped on Saturday.

JSawyers200 Posted on 12/6 22:10
re: Hogs Head yesterday

you surprise me boz.

you are normally so in control of your actions when pissed.

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i got all 6 stamps

key_toenail Posted on 12/6 22:15
re: Hogs Head yesterday

(step forward in time to next month - Boz stuck in Rotterdam)

"ive lost that passport thing already, didnt even get it stamped on Saturday"

chboro Posted on 12/6 22:18
re: Hogs Head yesterday

STRIP SEARCH

LouLouBoro Posted on 12/6 22:18
re: Hogs Head yesterday

You should all come to Yarm with me and my mate Claire.

Maybe I could beat Key again!!! hehe

chboro Posted on 12/6 22:21
re: Hogs Head yesterday

You and your mate should come to the Boro - two lapdancers

--- Post edited by chboro on 12/6 22:22 ---

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 22:22
re: Hogs Head yesterday

what have I done to deserve this treatment????


key_toenail Posted on 12/6 22:25
re: Hogs Head yesterday

ill kick your arsse, no prisoners next time

back in Notts so spending next match in strangeville

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:27
re: Hogs Head yesterday

biggins, you made love to a lamp post, thats what

chboro Posted on 12/6 22:30
re: Hogs Head yesterday

I can make anyone believe me

Sorry cb but it looks like my lie will stick

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:40
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Esky - do you fancy heather???????

corruptbiggins Posted on 12/6 22:41
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A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:41
re: Hogs Head yesterday

where in the name of christ did you come up with that from??!?!

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:42
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i was having a read and saw my name mentioned so read it in depth and between the lines and to me you said heather smelt really nice!!!
have had a glass of wine or two!!

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:44
re: Hogs Head yesterday

she did, she smelt absolutely lovely

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:45
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i will let her know for you - cant say she says the same bout you - she prefers rochey!

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:46
re: Hogs Head yesterday

you do realise smelling nice means nothing. . . .

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:48
re: Hogs Head yesterday

women can read between the lines you know - its called female intuition

anyway shes happily married

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:49
re: Hogs Head yesterday

when your drunk you dont half talk alot of shitt

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:50
re: Hogs Head yesterday

you're so easy to wind up

ha ha ha!!!!

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:51
re: Hogs Head yesterday

drunk women do annoy me, yes

chboro Posted on 12/6 22:51
re: Hogs Head yesterday

She can't be that happily married if she prefers Rochey

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:51
re: Hogs Head yesterday

not in that way!!!!
she just thinks he is nicer (friend wise) than esky!!

holgate_rochey Posted on 12/6 22:54
re: Hogs Head yesterday

aw got me hopes up then!

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:55
re: Hogs Head yesterday

oh no, a stranger doesnt want to be my friend

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:55
re: Hogs Head yesterday

aw bless!

was that you or esky who just signed in on msn saying i love maria?

boromagic Posted on 12/6 22:56
re: Hogs Head yesterday

shes not a stranger - you've met her twice now

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 22:58
re: Hogs Head yesterday

oh well, im convinced, whos coming with me to get the engagement ring?

chboro Posted on 12/6 23:00
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boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:02
re: Hogs Head yesterday

im lost now

who are u geting engaged too???

holgate_rochey Posted on 12/6 23:04
re: Hogs Head yesterday

you of course.

boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:06
re: Hogs Head yesterday

why me???????

how did i give him that idea???

chboro Posted on 12/6 23:10
re: Hogs Head yesterday

It is obvious - you asked him

boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

ok i am totally lost now

exactly when did i ask esky to marry me???

and someone tell me why i would want to marry esky???

holgate_rochey Posted on 12/6 23:11
re: Hogs Head yesterday

infront of everyone on saturday, it was quite moving .

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 23:12
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chboro Posted on 12/6 23:13
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Can't tell you why, but we were shocked as it isn't even a leap year

boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:13
re: Hogs Head yesterday

"splurts out wine all over computer screen!"

YOU WHAT!!!! When???? I never - i wasnt drunk on sat

chboro Posted on 12/6 23:26
re: Hogs Head yesterday

None of us were

boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:28
re: Hogs Head yesterday

yes we were all sober in our eyes but not in the eyes of the bar people

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 23:29
re: Hogs Head yesterday

i honestly dont think you could talk more crap if you tried

boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:30
re: Hogs Head yesterday

who me?

i dont talk crap - i am full of wisdom in my old age

A_New_Era Posted on 12/6 23:31
re: Hogs Head yesterday

your a 16 year old trapped in a .. . .well. . .16 year olds ! body

chboro Posted on 12/6 23:31
re: Hogs Head yesterday

Even if it wasn't aimed at me, I'll admit now for future reference that I talk crap

boromagic Posted on 12/6 23:32
re: Hogs Head yesterday

il take that as a compliment seeing as you knocked over ten years off my life!