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boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:06
need a man - any offers?

lets see how this goes!

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 1:06
re: need a man - any offers?

o shitt here we go....

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 1:06
re: need a man - any offers?

You want a man?

boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:06
re: need a man - any offers?

well everything else has failed!

boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:07
re: need a man - any offers?

yes i do

Smifter Posted on 22/6 1:07
re: need a man - any offers?

have u not seen stepats post, hes an internet/real life stalker FFS! dont put yaself out there like I did!

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 1:07
re: need a man - any offers?

Well good luck

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 1:07
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another 100 post eaaaaaaaaaasy

boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:08
re: need a man - any offers?

hope that was referring to the post esky!

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 1:10
re: need a man - any offers?

It's a wonder he isn't complaining about it!

stepat Posted on 22/6 1:10
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Smifter

Smifter Posted on 22/6 1:11
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Just warning the poor lass!

boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:11
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complaining about what?

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 1:13
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nothing, me and jax have had a lovers tiff, its a dig

Just wait til the day time crew see this, they will have a field day !

Smifter Posted on 22/6 1:14
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especially montylongfellow!

boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:15
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well ill be at work then!

elnino1 Posted on 22/6 1:20
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I'll have a go

I don't mind sloppy's either

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 1:56
re: need a man - any offers?

Before I commit to anything I need a bit more information...what do you need this man for exactly BM???

boromagic Posted on 22/6 1:59
re: need a man - any offers?

everything! but he has to be a man that wears the trousers - dont want to be bossing anyone around

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 2:20
re: need a man - any offers?

Sorry, but that rules me out then as I wear shorts for most of the year as it's too hot to wear trousers all the time here in NZ.
I'm Wearing trousers through the wineter months over here though so I could be the winter time man if you can get somebody else for the summer...unless you are prepared to lower your sights to include men who wear shorts (other than for sports)...

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:21
re: need a man - any offers?

well if u have good legs dont mind a man in shorts!

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:25
re: need a man - any offers?

ill trade you boromagic for the lovely hockey player, ms harrison (is that her name, i just remember it was charlotte?)

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:29
re: need a man - any offers?

since when was i your 2 trade?

Smifter Posted on 22/6 2:29
re: need a man - any offers?

Esky

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:29
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look, your having no luck in england, so im trading you for a young hot new zealand hockey player

Deal?

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 2:30
re: need a man - any offers?

Ohhh, don't know about that Esky mate. We're pretty fond of young Charlotte here in Whangarei and I'd have to see pics of Boromagic first before we would even consider such a trade. And what's her forward play, link with the defence and penalty corner taking like?
And BM I've been told I've got "the legs that ate Chicago" by a former girlfriend - but still not sure if that is a complement or not...

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:31
re: need a man - any offers?

does this mean i get to go to a hot country? well im in u can be my pimp!

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:32
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sorry love, trades off apparently, looks like im going on a trip to New Zealand tho !

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:33
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nah! esky too young for me! bout 28 - 30 perfect

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:34
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nah - he prefers me i sent him carling cup stuff

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:34
re: need a man - any offers?

what the pissing hell you on about now women?

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:36
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bdd - told u id give u it - uefa gives me right up the spine!

Link: walk away

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:37
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private thread!

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:38
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bungydinsdale - make sure little miss lottie keeps her admirers away until i get there

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:39
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maria, lay off the vino, its making you go slightly wrong .....

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:39
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so we goin on a trip then?

boromagic Posted on 22/6 2:39
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me on no vino

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:41
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bungydinsdale, as you can see, boromagic is clearly a catch and not in the slightest bit mental

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 2:42
re: need a man - any offers?

I'll see what I can do Esky, but as I said there's plenty of people here who are pretty fond so I might have me work cut out...
Although playing hockey for NZ and studying for her exams must be taking up most of her time at the moment so you may have a couple of months grace before the hounds start baying...

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 2:45
re: need a man - any offers?

a couple of months you say.....excellent news, ill put my holidays in at work tomorrow !!

on that marvellous note, i think i shall retire to me bed as i now countdown the days til my destiny with ms harrison (and yes, im starting to worry myself now)

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 2:48
re: need a man - any offers?

I'll let her know she's got an internet stalker then Esky and she and Smifter can compare notes and you can talk to stepat to get tips on how to become a real life stalker instead...

Smifter Posted on 22/6 2:48
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ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 9:30
re: need a man - any offers?

well - Now i am gutted i aint got the net at home at the moment!!

Hope i aint missed the boat on this one??

I need a Boro Fan as a g/f - i've tried another team supporter and non-footy fan - both poo!!

I need someone to be by my side on a matchday!

captain5 Posted on 22/6 9:33
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I wondered why Borored had decided to join the Foreign Legion....

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 9:36
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Another bizarre thread that I can't follow.

captain5 Posted on 22/6 9:39
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Same as most of yours then.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 9:45
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LOL Parmo, I think you are still in with a chance, if you are handy with a pan scrubber and a duster.

Have a quick practice during your lunch break

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 9:48
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I am Mr Domesticated me Jax!!

do all my own stuff - dont belive a woman should do it all

Im my thinkin - if you share things - then more time to do things together - like - pub, tv, dvd, bed etc etc

he he

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 9:51
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Well that's not a bad philosophy to have really Parmo

I think B.M. will be seriously impressed when she hears that

captain5 Posted on 22/6 9:53
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Tell her you're interested in potting a few pinks with her.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 9:55
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Never got me a good one so far tho Jax

i'm just destined to be single i thinks!

I'm the modern Cliff Richard

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 9:56
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Captain - once again i find myself laughin at you!

but not going to do what u suggest anymore!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 9:57
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Captain you cheeky blighter.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 9:57
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Oh, you'll find the right one for you one day Parmo, not sure whether Cap'n will ever find anyone to put up with him though


I gave up ages ago, so I'll end up being some sort of Miss Haversham type character

captain5 Posted on 22/6 9:57
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Seriously.

Go down to her work and tell her you want to practice potting the pink.

If she's not available, maybe one of the lads who works for her will help you get started by potting some browns.

captain5 Posted on 22/6 9:58
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Don't worry about me, jax.

You'll know when I've given up searching. I'll buy myself a dog and stay on the internet all night.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 10:00
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Captain you pervert.

captain5 Posted on 22/6 10:01
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know one to one takes

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:01
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is that the sign??

when u buy a dog??

what if ur housemate has 2 cats?? does that count??

OH MY GOD - i'm fooked!!!

Jax - thought u were living love's young dream?

I reakon - we should all have pint or two - as i dont know anyone on here really

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:02
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I hadn't thought of that Cap'n. Good idea though, I might give it a try

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 10:03
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It works better with several dogs.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:05
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Loves young dream Parmo ? Where on earth did you get an idea like that? Nawwww, nowt cooking in my kitchen right now but that's ok, am quite happy as I am

captain5 Posted on 22/6 10:08
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Don't let that happy disposition fool you.

At jax's time of life, she's desperate for a man.





To knit for.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:09
re: need a man - any offers?

Well - it's just the opinion I got!!

things can be so wrong can't they - never mind eh

been single now since Oct - was sorta seein someone girls - but couldnt really be bothered - they didnt do it for me - so never really pursued

so - thats 9 months - too long!!

Can I ask a question tho - would Scars put lasses off a bloke?

Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 10:12
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Sex change all done and dusted then Parmoman ?

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:15
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LOL, I haven't knitted anything for years - my poodle pulls the wool out
However, I will argue over the use of the word desperate That really would be the day



Parmo, there are a lot of fickle girls out there that would be put off I spose but then on the other hand, there are also loads that wouldn't be and would stick around long enough to find the personality behind the scars.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:16
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Marlon - After seeing the mess they made of yours - i decided against it mate!!

Thanks Jax - Thats the main reason I aint with someone like - dont want to take the risk - so just dont bother!

--- Post edited by ParmoMan17 on 22/6 10:17 ---

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:18
re: need a man - any offers?

Can I ask what scars Parmo?

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:22
re: need a man - any offers?

U can

I always had a dicky ticker so have scars on my back and chest after open heart ops.

But - I had one in Jan 2005 - it all went Pete Tong - and I almost lost my right leg, to save it - they had to slice it open etc.

Had it grafted but am left with ugly scars on that leg now - i am getting them removed soon i thinks - if my company will pay the bill

but - just knocked what was already a low self confidence

anyway - enough of the violin crap!

How comes u is single then? I am sure there are loads of lads on here who would wine and dine u!

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:32
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Oh, Parmo you have been through the mill haven't you? Poor you.
I think you hit the nail on the head when you mentioned having a lack of confidence. I think you are selling yourself short and if you'd give yourself a chance, you'd find plenty of women that would see past the scars. Get yourself into the fray, you'll soon build your confidence up. You sound like a nice guy but you are maybe being your own worst enemy at the mo, honestly, those scars won't bother any genuine ladies that you meet.


As for moi, Cap'n keeps putting them all off by telling tales of my debauched ways

--- Post edited by jax_1 on 22/6 10:32 ---

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:36
re: need a man - any offers?

Thanks for the kind words!

last year was a nightmare - i tell ya - trying to hobble to me seat on my crutches was horrid - the steps at the riverside are not friendly!

tell Cpt'n to whistle - he prob secretly habours hope's of being ur dream man!

what u look for in a bloke? purely market research!

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:44
re: need a man - any offers?

You are very welcome for the kind words, just telling it how I see it though. I'm sure that you had an awful time but to be hoped that you move upward and onward from now on.

LOL, you could be onto something there On the other hand, he could just enjoy cramping my style lol


What do I look for in a man? Gosh that's a hard question to answer I think mostly, the guy has to have a respect for women and treat them nicely, a good personality and a sense of humour obviously and for me, they's have to have a modicum of intelligence. My ex was as thick as 2 short planks, had no conversation and what was worse, was that he wouldn't make any effort to improve himself on that score. I'd like a guy that could teach me stuff if you know what I mean, that can hold my interest for longer than 5 minutes, otherwise I get bored Tall order I know, hence having given up ages ago.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 10:44
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She looks for a nice fluffy coat and pigtails.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:45
re: need a man - any offers?

Yes L.L. and those too

boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 10:48
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I reckonLisbon wishes he could hold a bird's attention for as long as five minutes, becuae he's probably a three thrust shooter.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 10:49
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Nawwww BB75, 4 at least

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:52
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Not a tall order at all!!

There are men out there like that, in fact, if you look beyond the 'Chav' lads then most lads are intelligent.

I dont know about the nice tho - cos - thats a personal opinion i think. I think i am a nice giy - kind, sweet, romantic etc However i am sure that 1 or 2 of my ex's think i'm worse than the devil.

I personally think that you can only look inside urself and trust what you see - if it's nice then all the better

I've been out with some right 'dense' women and it did my head in! I like someone to debate with me - and not just agree with my point of view on things.

I want to talkin for hours - about miniscule (sp) and un-important things - but just cos we are talking etc etc etc

I aint saying i'm mega brainy - but - there is one there - and it gets used every now and then.

Where have you been looking? or have you been looking at all??

apparently (or so my mates tell me) things happen when ur not expecting it!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 10:53
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Yeah but they're 4 big thrusts, sometimes I come swinging out of trees to penetrate.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 10:55
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Flipping heck parmo, you're a smooth one.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 10:57
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Wat??

Not meanin to be - just having a conversation

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 10:58
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I'll leave you to it.

boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 11:00
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Lisbon, he's probably got 'Let's get it on' playing in the background.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 11:00
re: need a man - any offers?

Me LOL, no I don't bother to look these days really ( cept for a quick scan of the totty that's about, if any ). But relationship wise, I'm a bit like your mates I spose, I think if fate has lined someone up for you, they'll turn up when they are meant to and no amount of looking will find them sooner.
I know precisely what you mean about going out with someone not on your own level, it really does, do your head in. talking about the price of a loaf of bread is ok for a minute or two but those long winter nights sure do drag if that's the sum total of knowledge that you share.




Rofl L.L.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:00
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It's a public conversation mate!

Jastie Posted on 22/6 11:01
re: need a man - any offers?

is there an ad to go with this?

You know the sort of thing:

Artistic Grangetown woman, 39, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. Box 12/32.

Anywhere close?

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:02
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BB75 - if only I was allowed a radio at work!!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:04
re: need a man - any offers?

What about sausage rolls Jax, how long could you talk about those for?

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 11:05
re: need a man - any offers?

petite, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey.
Maybe those but as for the rest, way off the mark. Especially the brown rice - where did you get that from jastie?





ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:06
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ages LL - about the different types of sausage etc.....

I am - of course jokin!!

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 11:06
re: need a man - any offers?

I could maybe squeeze 7 or 8 minutes out of one of those L.L.

Stretch it to 10 if flat cornish are allowed a quick mention in comparison

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:08
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Jastie - whats wat that box Number again??

although - 39 - little too old for me!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:09
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Well you could be in luck then Jax.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 11:10
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You have to wonder how jastie managed to come up with all that so quickly don't you

Jastie Posted on 22/6 11:10
re: need a man - any offers?

just a guess - I thought I might have known her.

captain5 Posted on 22/6 11:11
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I thought you were going to thank Jastie for the age given, Jax.

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 11:11
re: need a man - any offers?

I think you're all deviating away from the purpose of this thread.

boromagic is trying to get tapped up here, does anybody have any sensible suggestions to assist her in finding a man?

Or indeed any 'offers'?

--- Post edited by MsCurly on 22/6 11:12 ---

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:12
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There's far too many winkers on this thread.

--- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 22/6 11:12 ---

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:12
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Be honest Jastie

it's one of ur mates aint it??

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:13
re: need a man - any offers?

Ok Curlers, I'll offer a chicken bake and a sausage roll for a couple of songs.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:13
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Ms C

I indeed was offering my services - No rude comments please!

hence the discussion

--- Post edited by ParmoMan17 on 22/6 11:14 ---

boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 11:13
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I think MsCurly wants to see if boromagic has any success, before making a similar thread on behalf of herself.

Jastie Posted on 22/6 11:15
re: need a man - any offers?

jax - what are you suggesting?

I could have tried

Attractive brunette, Lackenby area, winner of Miss Kappa Tracksuit 1998, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to snide hard house CDs.

Any better?

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:15
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LL - Chicken Bake - thats at least a 15 mins convo

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 11:16
re: need a man - any offers?

LOL L.L. Could also bring the traditional cornish into play, should eke things out by another 30 seconds.


Cap'n, you're a baaaaad man!



Jastie, well you can live in hope, I spose

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 11:16
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That's funny 75, in so much as if I took up every offer I've ever had via this board I would need more days in the week.

I'm single because I choose to be.

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 11:19
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Jastie, sometimes I worry about you

























ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:19
re: need a man - any offers?

Does anyone actually know Boromagic??

She could be a 90yr old grannie with no teeth and boobs so low she kicks them when she walks.....

Cpt'n - one for you then!!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:20
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That looked like a bite there Curlers.

Jastie Posted on 22/6 11:25
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jax:



I'm obviously reading the wrong sort of mags.

But if I was looking for someone, I would feel obliged to tell them something about myself, e.g.

Consett man, 40-something, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest and no sense of smell.

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 11:25
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Not really Lisbers.....only sometimes you get bloody sick of men trying to entice you.

Offers? No shortage of them. Their motives are generally evil, so I prefer to say 'no thank you'.

boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 11:27
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What a load of bollox.
I reckon you love the attention.

captain5 Posted on 22/6 11:28
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I've met Miss Magic. You're so close in that description it doesn't hurt.

Sounds like you with those romantic emails you've been getting, 75.

--- Post edited by captain5 on 22/6 11:28 ---

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:29
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dont paint us all with the same brush tho MsC

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:30
re: need a man - any offers?

Alright Curlers, don't take it out on me.

boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 11:30
re: need a man - any offers?

Are you going to own up to your involvement in that short-arse?

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:32
re: need a man - any offers?

Ok - Time out

whats happened here??

how have we got into a 'net-brawl'

deep breaths people

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 11:35
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Stay out of this parmo man, you don't wanna get hurt.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 11:38
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officially 'staying out'

just let me know when it's safe to post again!

captain5 Posted on 22/6 11:55
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Safe to come out now. I think thin skin has chilled out.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:00
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And Curlers has put her straighteners away....

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 12:02
re: need a man - any offers?

Don't bet on it........

captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:02
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Careful or you'll feel the sharp side of her tong.

Ahem.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:06
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Ok - still going to hide!

captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:13
re: need a man - any offers?

If you're still interested, boromagic is in her early-mid forties and Jax is in her late twenties.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:16
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serious - or just tryin to wind me again!

captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:19
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I'm sure if that were the case that both ladies would be happy to put you right.

You can see from the original message from boromagic that she's a bit of a desperate older lady who wants someone a fair bit younger, whereas you couldn't accuse Jax of that.

--- Post edited by captain5 on 22/6 13:19 ---

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:25
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Well - late 20's is cool by me

as I am almost there myself

captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:26
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You and Jax should get on fine then.

captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:27
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In a Celsius meets Fahrenheit sort of way.

--- Post edited by captain5 on 22/6 13:40 ---

boromagic Posted on 22/6 18:16
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captain5 - you got it in for me or something???

im 28 not late forties!

ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 22:29
re: need a man - any offers?

where u from Boromagic??

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 22:30
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MsCurly Posted on 22/6 22:31
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*the whole world watches*

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 22:31
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Esky you might think that you are funny but I can assure you that you are not. Grow up!

CrazyL Posted on 22/6 22:40
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I'm sorry but i have looked right through this thread and i cant seem to find out what boromagic needs a man for?

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 22:41
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"Esky you might think that you are funny but I can assure you that you are not. Grow up"

How very rich of you

Smifter Posted on 22/6 22:45
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Jax my lovely, whats esky done to ya, you dont seem to be happy with him? Have I missed something? I dont understand what you are on about at all, but ive probs missed something

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 22/6 22:48
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I bet hes hancuffed her to he headboard and nicked his credit cards

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 22:49
re: need a man - any offers?

you've seen the thread smifter. thats why its so ironic that shes telling me to grow up

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 22:49
re: need a man - any offers?

Is that who did it to you, Monters?

Was it that naughty Esky?

Why I outta.....................

Smifter Posted on 22/6 22:50
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Can't we all be friends?

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 22:51
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"Was it that naughty Esky?"

first im named as part of the perverts clique, and now this !

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 22:51
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She hasn't seen the thread where you overstepped the mark though has she? Not that it would make a lot of difference if she did now, since you went back and edited most of it to make it look like you'd said something completely different.

kazzaxxx Posted on 22/6 22:54
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jax and esky shake hands and forget it

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 22/6 22:54
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I hope it wasnt Esky, defo said she was female and dressed accordingly.

Im not that bothered about me credit cards but Ive been left stranded with sky news active on the weather channel with that particularly handsome welsh lady and I cant reach the remote with my free hand.

What to do til the cleaner turns up in the morning and alerts those nice chaps at the fire brigade ?

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 22:55
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She has tho, and ive told her all about it. And i didnt over step the mark love, you get treated like royalty round here because a certain group of people want a piece. I made this point and you spat your dummy out and had a little paddy like a 5 year old child, which led to your little posses inevitabely defending you

You took it as a personal insult when every single person on that thread could see i didnt insult you once. Your 44 and your acting like a child. "you and me shouldnt acknolwedge or talk each other anymore" proves my point

Smifter Posted on 22/6 22:56
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MsCurly Posted on 22/6 22:57
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Now monty.....you know that I would be more than happy to come round and keep you company.

I'll do anything to letch over firemen for a while.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 22/6 22:58
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You cant beat a man in uniform with a big hose

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 22:59
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Doncha think it was more you that spat your dummy in the first place? What's it got to do with you, who replies to my threads, or whose threads I reply to - N.O.Y.B. I'd have thought.

And btw, if you are going to try and use my age as an insult, at least have the courtesy to get it right first!!!

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 23:00
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Would it be too obvious to mention the benefits of a greasy pole?

See how this thread has deviated?

boromagic still hasn't found a date!

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 23:05
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45?

your stupid. your saying i have no right to say about relies to threads etc. This thread has absolutely nothing to do with you, i hadnt said anything in it for nearly 24 hours, and you all over a sudden come in and tell me im not funny and to grow up!!

Your a petty lady, whos used to everyone licking her arse on here because your oh so nice to everyone, but really your not at all like that. This is a messageboard for the public, just because someone says something you dont like, stop having a little tantrum. you did the same with davo44 when he said something you didnt like, because you know you now have people to back you up

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 22/6 23:08
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She'll need to try harder to get a go of me caravan

jax_1 Posted on 22/6 23:08
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Little boy, go and have a really good think about what you are saying.

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 23:10
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little boy, who doesnt need the approval of a messageboard to make themselves happy

Smifter Posted on 22/6 23:12
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Jax I dont want you to take this the wrong way, but esky is a blunt person and says what he thinks, whether hes offended you or not, I would take his comments witha pinch of salt I really would. try and laugh this off if you can, and dont be patronising each other. Esky try and drop it, lets not have our night crew rocked by this, we already had one member stepat quit

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 23:18
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I offered to be BM's winter man, but she's been strangely silent about it...must have heard all about my winter-time shenanigans and done a runner then...
"Kind, considerate 40-year-old Teesside-born Boro fan, now resident in NZ seeks majestic Boro lady for company and conversation during long, cold(ish) winter-time. Interests include music, drinking, football, long walks, working for charity, helping old ladies across the road, small animals and contortionism...Women who fake their own death need not apply..."

A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 23:19
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"Women who fake their own death need not apply...""


MsCurly Posted on 22/6 23:21
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Aw bungy........you sound perfect.

Shame about you being in the southern hemisphere, but perhaps if you're a REALLY good contortionist.................

Borored Posted on 22/6 23:22
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Cant ague with a word Esky has said in this thread!

bungydinsdale Posted on 22/6 23:31
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Well Curls I'm good, but don't think I could make it stretch that far...maybe we could meet half way...see you in the Gobi desert, at the Al-jazari oasis, next Tuesday at 3.34pm...I'll be the one bent over backwards with my tongue firmly in may cheek (on my face)...

MsCurly Posted on 22/6 23:35
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That's some image you just made me conjour up there, bungy.

boromagic Posted on 23/6 1:35
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I started this thread cos need a man who is as mad about boro as me - ie will not mind if i go to home and away matches - but someone who will look after me and protect me as well.

Cant belive you have all started getting sh***y on here bout each other thought everyone was nice on here! :)

anyway still not found man of my dreams do need help there - so lets keep working on it and see if fate happens xxx

elnino1 Posted on 23/6 1:37
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Magic, my offer stands

boromagic Posted on 23/6 1:37
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and by the way wasnt on today cos sacked my ass manager and working all hours under the sun at the mo xx

boromagic Posted on 23/6 1:38
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elnino - what offer was that?

elnino1 Posted on 23/6 1:41
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I'll have a go

I don't mind sloppy's either

elnino1 Posted on 23/6 1:41
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A_New_Era Posted on 23/6 1:42
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how can she resist that

elnino1 Posted on 23/6 1:43
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Exactly Esky, exactly. I am a catch

boromagic Posted on 23/6 1:43
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sloppy seconds???? where do u think ive been??? just cos esky has this thing bout being my fiancee - hes only after my money cos i paid for his tattoo - same as mine
esky -only joking xx

boromagic Posted on 23/6 1:44
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cos im sensible???

elnino1 Posted on 23/6 1:44
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"Where do you think I've been"

A month ago I would have answered that and ended up banned

wishin_well Posted on 23/6 1:46
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What is a 'Munter'
Are they similar to a ‘Boro Boot’?.......

A_New_Era Posted on 23/6 1:46
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you can have her, im bored of her now, you can keep the ring

boromagic Posted on 23/6 1:46
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cheeky!

am off to bed now anyway am piddled! ill read the thread tomor xx esky knows where u can get me xx

elnino1 Posted on 23/6 1:48
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Night night love.

Give us a nudge at 8am

bungydinsdale Posted on 23/6 2:12
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I've saved a space for you in the winter palace BM in case you change your mind...