ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:11 | |
FAO Jax_1 | |
Deleted - due to people takin things the wrong way! --- Post edited by ParmoMan17 on 22/6 13:40 --- | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:12 | |
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Smooth, I like it. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:15 | |
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Not meant to be at all!! I dont mean a date or anything | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:17 | |
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You ring the vicar, LL. I'll speak to the florist. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:18 | |
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Wat the Fook!! doesnt matter if this is the hassle you get! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:20 | |
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captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:21 | |
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Do you think he knew that I meant for his funeral?? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:23 | |
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my Dad is a funeral director - so thats all sorted thanks anyway Cpt'n so - do you have any desire to be Jax's dream man? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:23 | |
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I thought it was for the christening? | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:24 | |
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Nah, jax is a bit too old for me. But thanks for asking. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:25 | |
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How old?? | |
MsCurly Posted on 22/6 12:26 | |
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Yeah, but Rosie Webster is too old for you captain. *runs and hides* | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:27 | |
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God, I'm so glad I know where Curly lives. Makes these things so much easier. If I wanted a girl with that much makeup, I'd stalk Gabby Logan, Curls. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:27 | |
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Do you still get concessions Devito? | |
MsCurly Posted on 22/6 12:28 | |
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Does Gabby wear lots of make up then? She's a hottie isn't she? | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:29 | |
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What, like in big department stores?? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:30 | |
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Yes, like in big department stores. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:31 | |
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Thought that was what you meant. Only rarely. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:32 | |
Pointless | |
Changed the name of this threat - as it was pointless ![]() | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:37 | |
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Who are you threatening? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:39 | |
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Thats how bad a day it's turning into - i can't even spell now!!! anyone got a gun or some rope? | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:40 | |
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Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:43 | |
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I've got some Babyshambles if that's any help? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:51 | |
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Nah Cyanaid?? (sp) | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:51 | |
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You need help to be blue?? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:52 | |
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What music do they play? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 12:54 | |
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Death to everyone - or something like that! I'm not blue - well - have Blue stripy shirt on today like... well - more dark purplely blue | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 12:56 | |
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captain5 Posted on 22/6 12:57 | |
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Pairple wairk shairt?? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:00 | |
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Yes Cpt'n it's nice like - goes well with my suit | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:01 | |
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A what?? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:05 | |
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Suit! I wear suit's to work whats wrong with that? | |
boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 13:07 | |
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Parmo, you're too keen. I think you've scared her off. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:08 | |
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Not saying anything else. Jax will be back from her WI meeting soon and she won't like this thread anyway. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 13:08 | |
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He said it was a threat. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:13 | |
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people have taken this thread totally the wrong way oh well! although - Shame on LL and Cpt'n for havin dirty minds, and sharing them with the rest of us! | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:15 | |
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I resemble that remark. All I said was get the flowers and vicar sorted for your funeral. If you want to see the results of a dirty mind, tell LL that your first date with her will be at Greggs in Billingham. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:18 | |
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right.... Clarify something for me.... LL - male or female? | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:20 | |
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He's not fussy. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:29 | |
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Think we could get to fifty without the person of affection being present. I am sure Jax would appreciate that. | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 13:30 | |
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I've informed jax of this thread and she is speeding home as I type in order to respond. I must warn you though ParmoMan17, she has an extremely demanding appetite. Men are simply used to fulfil her perverted desires then spat out like an old piece of bazooka joe. I've seen 17 stone hulks left as jibbering wrecks. You have been warned! | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 13:31 | |
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captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:31 | |
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"I've seen 17 stone hulks left as jibbering wrecks." Have they started to do mirrors as options for PC desktops?? | |
boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 13:33 | |
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Be warned though, you don't want to end up like the poster formerly known as Juventus. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:34 | |
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He seemed okay when I was stood behind him and his carer in the queue to The Basement on Sunday. --- Post edited by captain5 on 22/6 13:34 --- | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 13:34 | |
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You know too much Captain! | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:34 | |
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Once again - I will state this... It has been taken totally out of context! I think I will log-off now - to stop being shouted at | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 13:43 | |
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Don't lof off .. she's on her way I tell thee! | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:47 | |
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I tell thee - it's proper Bo! i cant exactly log off will see how angry she is at me before deciding if to risk replying | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 13:48 | |
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Who's shouting? | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 13:49 | |
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IT'S NOT FOOKIN ME! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 13:51 | |
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FOOK OFF FATTY! | |
Spoff_MFC Posted on 22/6 13:52 | |
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What was the original question? Some one repost it, or make one up. Either way ParmoMan is screwed. | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 13:52 | |
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keep it in your pants boys. as for you captain, shes far too old for you (damn it, just reread thread, youve already stated that) --- Post edited by A_New_Era on 22/6 13:53 --- | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 13:57 | |
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She's not going to be happy with all these references to her being "too old". May I remind you that there is many a good tune played on an old fiddle. Now jax may have been restrung a time or two, but she isn't THAT old! | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 13:58 | |
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I feel like the whole world is against me! ![]() | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 13:58 | |
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Who are you?? David Dickenson?? | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 13:58 | |
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i meant shes too old for captain e.g shes not just sat her gcses | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 13:59 | |
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She's old enough to remember the war. | |
Smifter Posted on 22/6 14:00 | |
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jax is lovely ![]() | |
Spoff_MFC Posted on 22/6 14:00 | |
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The 100 year war LL? I hear she lived through that one. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 14:00 | |
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So I'm too late to help with the oral revision, Daniel?? | |
JBBORO Posted on 22/6 14:01 | |
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what was said, originally? | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 14:02 | |
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*slaps own forehead* DOH !! you have a smart arsed reply to everything! | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:02 | |
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Hang on Stop takin the p155 out of Jax Take it out of me instead!! | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 14:02 | |
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Remember the war!!! The cow! She told me she was only 19. I did wonder about the teeth in a glass and her vast collection of lubricants though. | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 14:03 | |
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let me guess otley, you thought her walking stick was some kind of kinky sex toy to spank you with, didnt you? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:05 | |
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I see what you did there parmo man, very chivalrous. We'll have you in there before you know it. ![]() | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 14:08 | |
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That's what she told me A_N_E. Those rubber end bits didn't look at all like the normal ones I must say. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:09 | |
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LOL LL Not like that at all - Just cant slag someone if their not here to defend themselves regardless of who it is! | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 14:10 | |
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its not an offence to be old, shes seen it all "back in my day...." | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:14 | |
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to be honest i am starting to feel old!! footballers are all dead young - police etc are dead young! | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 14:14 | |
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So if someone like say Esky got with Jax would it be like them sketches from Little Britain, you know the one were a lads mate fancies his mates Gran ? Just trying to gauge her age | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 14:15 | |
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Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:18 | |
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Esky is even creepier than that Marlon. | |
A_New_Era Posted on 22/6 14:19 | |
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shut it "hulk" | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:22 | |
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Hulk?? Oh no - dont upset him!! dont want to be responsible for ripped clothes and green skin! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:23 | |
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The ripped clothes were due to an excess of sausage rolls, the green skin was cos some tvvat pissed on me yesterday. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:25 | |
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Wouldnt that be 'yellow' skin then?? | |
boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 14:25 | |
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I thought the green skin was due to being brought up in the chemical wasteland known as Billingham. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:25 | |
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No, that's jaundice. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:26 | |
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You wish you were brought up in Billingham, grotbags. --- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 22/6 14:34 --- | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:29 | |
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ahh Grotbags!! another reason i'm feeling old - as there are no good kids tv progs anymore! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:30 | |
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I figured the Pink Windmill must be right up your alley parmoman. | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 14:33 | |
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Lisbon and capt 5 remind me of Rod Hull and Emu, not sure who's arm is up who's arse mind. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 14:34 | |
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You can be our Russell Harty. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:35 | |
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Well I'm the funny one so I've got to be Emu. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:37 | |
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Pink Windmill ??? Cant say i've ever heard of that one!! | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 14:37 | |
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Well, I've got a slate loose, so I'll be Rod Hull. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:41 | |
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Careful with that ariel fatty. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:45 | |
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Shame Emu was an Emu otherwise he could have tuned the arieal, and not Rod! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:53 | |
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It was the emu that pushed him off the roof. | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 14:54 | |
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You're saying the emu had a hand in it?? ![]() --- Post edited by captain5 on 22/6 14:54 --- | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 14:56 | |
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stop with all the conspiricy theories!! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 14:58 | |
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eH? | |
Link: ............... | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:00 | |
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nowt wrong with that pic LL!! | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 15:02 | |
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No Captain, HE had a hand in EMU. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:03 | |
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I did no such thing. | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 15:06 | |
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Who had a hand up Emu? Grotbags? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:07 | |
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Did you just call Jax, Grotbags? | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 15:09 | |
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I'm getting confused. Was Grotbags helping out with the arieal then? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:10 | |
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MY GOD!! I cant belive this post has broken my century duck! and Jax hasnt even posted on it! | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 15:11 | |
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No the aerial is up Grotbag's arse man !! Keep up, Tsk. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:11 | |
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Good job, she'd only have killed it. ![]() | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:12 | |
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I thought the pink windmill was up captains arse? | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 15:14 | |
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I'm not that vane. | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 15:14 | |
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No Esky's pink windmill is up Rod Hulls arse.............I think ![]() | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:15 | |
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Oi, ya pack of cheeky beggars. I'm not THAT old ![]() | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:16 | |
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Might start this again - as still dont have an answer - and i've forgot the question | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 15:17 | |
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How long was that stairlift broke for until you could get back to your PC?? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:18 | |
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I thought those mobility scooters moved a bit quicker nowadays. | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 15:20 | |
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Hang on a minute! If the aerial is up, why was Grotbags there, and what was she doing? More importantly, has anyone seen the bloody Emu since this all happened? | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 15:21 | |
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O B F has just called Jax an old bird with an aerial up her arse. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:23 | |
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Come on - i've warned u all before Leave Jax alone! | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:24 | |
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I like it Parmo. ![]() | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:24 | |
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I really like it, you big dog. ![]() --- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 22/6 15:25 --- | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:25 | |
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why do i bother!! 'shakes head in disbalief' | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:25 | |
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* Makes notes* Look Cap'n I know you are used to pushing yours round in a pram but honestly, stair lifts are for wimps ![]() | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 15:26 | |
Rod Hull/Emu/Aerial/Esky/Capt5/Arse | |
Decided that the thread title needed an update. | |
Spoff_MFC Posted on 22/6 15:26 | |
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Parmo, now Jax is here, what did you want to ask her? | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:27 | |
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What was the original question anyway? I missed that. | |
boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 15:28 | |
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Parmo, women don't fall for that chivalrous white knight bullshyte anymore. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:28 | |
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it doesnt matter the moment has passed - and i've been slated enough | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:28 | |
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Something about potting the pink Jax. | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:29 | |
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LOL Poor Parmo. Don't let this ot bug you. Nutcases the lot of 'em! | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:30 | |
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BB75 i wasnt even doin that | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 15:30 | |
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No, the potting the pink was on the other thread which jax hijacked in case one of her men was webnapped. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:31 | |
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*Note to self - never try to be nice on here!!* | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:33 | |
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So what's your answer then Jax? | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:34 | |
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Don't you stop being nice on here Parmo, or you'll end up like that lot. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:34 | |
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LL - there aint a question to answer and - there wont be anymore | |
boroboy75 Posted on 22/6 15:35 | |
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He's a sensitive soul, isn't he? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:36 | |
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You'll be turned eventually parmo, we all started off like you but we'll eventually turn to the dark side like boroboy75 via an intermediate Marlon_D stage after 6 months. --- Post edited by Lisbonlegend on 22/6 15:36 --- | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:37 | |
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Poor lad, you lot have tortured him ![]() | |
Spoff_MFC Posted on 22/6 15:37 | |
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Surely someone can remember the original question? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:39 | |
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all this tension - and it wasnt even a good question!! but yeah - i've been tortured all day about u! | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 15:39 | |
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Lisbon - you're on the dark side Jabba. ParmoMan don't worry they'll be another chance to ask her if she gives out easy. Keep the faith brother. --- Post edited by Marlon_D on 22/6 15:40 --- | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:39 | |
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The original question was "Hiya Jax, you sweetie. When you're about do you fancy a debate honey bun?" | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 15:39 | |
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Wait until she gets you in her dungeon. | |
jax_1 Posted on 22/6 15:40 | |
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Sorry I got busy with other things. Have to dash off now too but will be back. The smacking paddle will be put to use later, if they carry on ![]() --- Post edited by jax_1 on 22/6 15:40 --- | |
Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 22/6 15:43 | |
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The smacking paddle eh? ![]() | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:43 | |
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it's ok I can handle the mob!! | |
Spoff_MFC Posted on 22/6 15:43 | |
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Just wondering, now Jax has gone. the Soccer AM chant that has taken off around the country. Is that about Jax? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:45 | |
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Alls well that ends well. So who killed Rod Hull then? | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 15:45 | |
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Not Nice! (funny - but not nice) | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 15:59 | |
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Jax on the internet with her dog. ![]() | |
Link: ............. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 16:01 | |
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LMAO LL | |
Marlon_D Posted on 22/6 16:01 | |
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Jax has gone green with envy their !!! | |
captain5 Posted on 22/6 16:21 | |
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Oooh, you're going to be in so much trouble when she gets back in from bingo. | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 22/6 16:24 | |
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I know but you told me to do it. | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 22:32 | |
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Right... Remembered it.... I was asking Jax if she wanted to compare brain pan's sometime - over a drinky or two?? | |
MsCurly Posted on 22/6 22:33 | |
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*the whole world watches* | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 22/6 22:34 | |
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WTF Ms C??? | |
Lisbonlegend Posted on 23/6 10:00 | |
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Don't beat about the bush parmo..... ![]() | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 23/6 10:05 | |
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LL - i dont do bushes - not nice at all | |
longster Posted on 23/6 10:22 | |
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so yet another man of this board seems to have been mesmerised by jax! you certainly got it babe ![]() | |
ParmoMan17 Posted on 23/6 10:23 | |
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Hang on i aint mesmerised at all!! she just seems nice! | |