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jax_1 Posted on 27/6 23:50
Political Pundits Of The Board.....

I know we've had the board cabinet a few times but if T.B. woke up tomorrow after having a common sense implant and sacked his present cabinet and opened applications to the general public, which cabinet post would you seriously consider applying for and what actions would you take to improve the lot of the general public whilst in that department.

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 28/6 0:01
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Don't they have a Minister for Women or summat? Seeing to womens need would be of great interest to me.

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:04
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Yes and I'm sure you'd do a very good job of it too Gadgie

XXLshirts_fit_all Posted on 28/6 0:05
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can i be a minister for the armed forces, i would round up the enemy in a field and bomb the b'stards!

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:07
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Job's yours XXL What else would you do? Would you bring back the Green Howards or anything like that?

Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:10
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Can I head the Social Exclusion Unit and make Britain a better place for the most disadvanteged groups in our society?

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:12
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Yes Steppy, which groups would you aim the most help at and in what ways?

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 28/6 0:12
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You mean Geordies and Mackems, Stepper?

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:13
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@ Gadgie














Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:15
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There should be wider opportunities and more services for older people, othe than the few Day Centres we have. I will start there.

Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:16
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Gadgie- no, no help for those- they can remain diadvantaged.

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:17
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Ok Steppy, yeah I can go along with that. I read the other day that Middlesbrough Social Services are about to close the last 2 remaining old peoples homes in their remit. I think that's a very sad state of affairs.

fatknackerlardarse Posted on 28/6 0:18
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Can I be minister for the control of pornography, I promise to do a good job, after I have watched it all.

Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:19
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Yes, and Redcar and Cleveland are heading down the same road also, Jax - very sad as it is nothing more than a cost-cutting exercise.

Boro_Gadgie Posted on 28/6 0:20
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Anyhow, I'm hitting the sack. Goodnight to one and all.

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Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:21
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Goodnight, Gadge

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:22
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Really Steppy, I didn't know that. Far too much money going to the wrong places, as per usual.

Night night Gadgie, sleep well and pleasant dreams xxx

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:23
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I don't know if we really need one of those Fats. Maybe it could be part of the remit of a larger cabinet position ( Noooooooooo, not that sort of position before you start! )







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fatknackerlardarse Posted on 28/6 0:25
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Is there a vacant position for the sniffing of ladies bicycle seats, I am fully qualified to the level of City and Guilds.

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:26
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Well maybe we could make you secretary of state for affairs and let you do that and your porn investigations. As long as it keeps you quiet for a while

TeessideCleveland Posted on 28/6 0:28
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I'd apply to be PM and reinstate them all jax as they are doing a good job

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fatknackerlardarse Posted on 28/6 0:28
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I could be good at affairs, but I feel we need a meeting to clarify the position.

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:29
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@ T.C.


* Fetches damp flannel and lays it across T.C.'s forehead *

Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:30
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TC is our new Spin Doctor

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:30
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Only with a very large table in the middle Fats ( and nooooooooo, not for that! )








Stepper_T Posted on 28/6 0:31
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Fats, you could be Chief Whip

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:31
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Alistair Campbell has nothing on him! Sheeeeeeesh!
















fatknackerlardarse Posted on 28/6 0:33
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Chief Whip, now I like the sound of that.

TeessideCleveland Posted on 28/6 0:40
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The nation's health is important
5 pieces of fresh fruit and veg a day
To make sure the fruit was all fresh I'd create a new post and appoint Charles Clarke Minister for sour grapes

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:41
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Well yes I spose that he could do that. He could carry the shopping bags back from the greengrocers on his ears

TeessideCleveland Posted on 28/6 0:44
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Minister for sour grapes and Noddy's friends it is then

borobadge Posted on 28/6 0:50
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can i be Minister of Dead Hard Words ?.....heres my c.v....


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do i get the gig !

TeessideCleveland Posted on 28/6 0:52
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Anyway I'm off to the Ministry of

jax_1 Posted on 28/6 0:52
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LOL LOL LOL


Straight to the Education dept for you Badgy

Teach those kids how to spell.