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red_rebel2 Posted on 3/7 9:09
Great English excuses for failure

Only dirty cheating foreigners have stopped super England winning almost every World Cup and European Championships.

Those excuses in full:

Ronaldo
Disallowed goal.
German penalties.
Simeone
Bent ref.
German penalties
Maradona
Heat.
Injuries
Bloody Argies

--- Post edited by red_rebel2 on 3/7 9:32 ---

heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 3/7 9:25
re: Great English excuses for failure

Injuries -

"....if <insert name here> had'nt been injured, we would have won <insert tournament here> definately...."

And stick "bloody Argies" in there as well. Covers them all for whatever reason.

Lucky_Alf Posted on 3/7 9:31
re: Great English excuses for failure

You forgot Phil Neville.

scuzzmonster Posted on 3/7 11:44
re: Great English excuses for failure

I'm surprised you didn't manage to fit the Americans in there, rebel. You usually blame them for just about every other malaise facing the nation/world/universe.

--- Post edited by scuzzmonster on 3/7 11:45 ---

littlejimmy Posted on 3/7 11:50
re: Great English excuses for failure

If the bloody Americans took the game seriously, instead of concentrating on their stupid "sports" that only they play, they would knock all the good teams out and leave us to beat them in the final.

Or something.