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jax_1 Posted on 3/7 21:01
Pay Rise???

Subject: Penis requests for a raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

* I do physical labour.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or holidays off.> I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


The Penis

Dear Penis.

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

* You do not work eight hours straight.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
* You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
* You will retire well before you are 65.
* You are unable to workdouble shifts.
* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

The Management

Sooooooo true!

Ignore_Alien_Orders Posted on 3/7 21:20
re: Pay Rise???

It's not all true you know.

Sky cinema 1 @ 22:00

jax_1 Posted on 3/7 21:26
re: Pay Rise???

Ey up I.A.O. How's you today? Are your shifts all back to normal to now?

As for it not all being true, well that's for you guys to prove to us girls

Ignore_Alien_Orders Posted on 3/7 21:32
re: Pay Rise???

Yes they are thanks.

Hope you are fine.

Nice to see Dr Phibes back on TV tonight.

jax_1 Posted on 3/7 21:34
re: Pay Rise???

I hadn't had chance to see what movie you were recommending but that is good stuff I.A.O. Which one is it? Not that it matters, they are all good fun. Did you ever get round to getting them on dvd?

Ignore_Alien_Orders Posted on 3/7 21:37
re: Pay Rise???

Funnily enough, I've just done it about 10 mins ago

Link: 2 birds 1 stone

jax_1 Posted on 3/7 21:43
re: Pay Rise???

Oh well done then, that was a good bargain.

I always miss out I'm not sure if the Rev is still doing his site?