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vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 10:16
Your username could be worth

Hi

My name is Vicky Henderson-Smith and I represent a large advertising/PR firm currently looking to expand into new media opportunities. We've been monitoring several of the busier forums in the UK with a view to recruiting several web personalities which we believe we can build brands around. These new 'e-celebrities' could be the new viral stars of the future. Think myspace, youtube, podcasts etc. It could be you! If you're interested please post here what you think your qualities are and based on our data I'll give you a frank assessment of what we consider your target market and worth might be.

Technicolor_Beer Posted on 10/8 10:17
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viral stars is right.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 10/8 10:17
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Whitty, interesting and not afraid of lively debate.

captain5 Posted on 10/8 10:18
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A fao: bb75 would have done the trick, I reckon.

red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 10:19
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I have a vibrant brand that presents infotainment in a dynamic way that offers exciting opportunities for synergy with a range of high-end lifestyle options.

But it is not available to a cheap cowboy cash-in operation like you.

livinglegend Posted on 10/8 10:19
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Handsome

Capybara Posted on 10/8 10:20
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Puntastic, pedantic distinger with a London Underground fixation.

ParmoMan17 Posted on 10/8 10:21
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A geniune, loveably, friendly rouge who likes to be-friend all, Battled the extreems of life and has the scars to prove it!!

Some blind people on here think i'm one of the board Stud's but i do not see it!!

(Pints tonight for Chboro!!)



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vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 10:21
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The_Lizards_Jumpers

High monetary worth individual, but tainted by past it metrosexual tag (likes flowers, and probably uses expensive moisturiser). My advice, come back three years ago.

GillZean Posted on 10/8 10:22
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rr2,

haven't I just seen you on sky news??

vicky, what is your name worth in Scrabble?

MissDabus Posted on 10/8 10:22
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Best be a bitch.

Mr_Maz Posted on 10/8 10:22
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non practasing muslim
Pakistani
Genius
Sex god
Evil Sarcastic Bar-steward
gentle to the touch
free to a good home
Mr aMAZing

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red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 10:22
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Lisbonlegend Posted on 10/8 10:23
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A tedious Fkwit dancing Jimmy Saville type character who eats sausage rolls.

kenny_from_the_buffs Posted on 10/8 10:24
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Down to earth northerner, not afraid to tell the truth even when it hurts, doesn't suffer fools galdly, likes football, a drink and a bet and a "proper" sunday dinner.

Capybara Posted on 10/8 10:26
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red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 10:27
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Top trolling. Light hearted, self referential, appeals to ego. Deffo ton.

Mr_Maz Posted on 10/8 10:28
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Vicky sounds like a RevC username

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 10:31
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red_rebel2:

Brand diluted by inexplicable renaming exercise. Target market, Guardian buying ex socialists who secretly crave latest Plasma TV and resent property values being affected by immigrants building places of religious worship nearby.

GillZean Posted on 10/8 10:32
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next

Buddy Posted on 10/8 10:35
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I smell a Catflap production.

red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 10:36
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Wrong. Poor research. Superficial reading of data from weakly constructed modelling project. Sack creative team. Steal new idea from rival company.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 10:38
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livinglegend:

We don't have much data on you but a promising individual. Possible recognition problem due to name similarity with low worth pastry brand.

Reportedly handsome. I'll be holding intimate face to face meetings with selected candidates so I'll be the judge of that .

grantus Posted on 10/8 10:38
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Wise but with a petlike understanding of the ignorant and uneducated, eager to learn, frisky and fun loving, sensitive and stern, likes to ride emotions like a rollercoaster.

Catchphrase
"Don't get carried away? I bloody well will"


By the way, well done vicky, this one has legs. I like it.

red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 10:39
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You don't have data on LivingLegend? How new is this operation of yours?

mufflar Posted on 10/8 10:40
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attention seeker, gullible, greedy - hence replying to this post...

livinglegend Posted on 10/8 10:41
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Some people are quick to forget rr2.

There's only ONE real Legend one here. And he doesn't eat sausage rolls.

gravy_boat Posted on 10/8 10:47
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Fook me, its like an FMTTM lonely hearts column in here.

Especially you Grantus, you new age tart.

GillZean Posted on 10/8 10:48
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Is he a teetotal, wolverine Scotchpaddy?

grantus Posted on 10/8 10:52
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Oooooo, get you.

the_j Posted on 10/8 10:53
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I'm a fooking gimp

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 10:53
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Capybara:

Meek exterior and leather patches on elbows of jacket belies real potential brand. We see you appealing to bored housewives due to smouldering sex appeal and trim physique. Possible new face of web based rival to Countdown.

red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 10:54
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Capybara Posted on 10/8 10:55
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rick4974 Posted on 10/8 11:01
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likes to live life on the wild side. love a good laugh, joker of the pack and likes nothing more than thrashing an arguement out. must be honest and say at times i do bite, but never too hard!

bandito Posted on 10/8 11:05
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I'm part of the furniture in this establishment. I could turn any thread into a surefire ton.

kahunaburger Posted on 10/8 11:06
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I want to rid the world of evil and form new world peace and save sick children.

piggy_nichol Posted on 10/8 11:15
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I'd like a go please.

My best qualities are;

a) I can sit quietly for a reasonable period of time.

b) I dont make a fuss if I get injured when tackled viciously from behind, causing severe injuries to my knees and major blood loss.

c) I can hold my breath for the entire length of medium sized tunnels.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:16
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ParmoMan17:

Record shows a tendency to post drivel but reasonable average return suggests potential. Keep up the good work. Possible role in youtube based soap.

speckyget Posted on 10/8 11:19
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Sigh....not just world weary, I find the other planets rather tiresome also. Despite this, my one abiding talent is the ability to be chased down the street by the kind of fortysomething ladies who attend Westlife concerts. And those babes are disposableincome.com.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:20
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MissDabus:

What?

rararasputin2 Posted on 10/8 11:25
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I pinched mine of Boney-M anyway, send the cheque to them.

Ste_1986 Posted on 10/8 11:27
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say whats on my mind !!!

GtBB Posted on 10/8 11:35
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Go on then, vicky two dads. Tell me my worth.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:37
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Mr_Maz:

I hear the security services are keen to recruit as many non practising muslims as they can at the moment.

Kenny_from_the_buffs:

If the CIU ever show an interest in producing a podcast featuring working mens clubs we'll be in touch.

longster Posted on 10/8 11:38
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long

tall

lanky

thats me

ad streak of piss for marlon_d

mfcineurope Posted on 10/8 11:39
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My hair has fell out. I genuinly like the way the seal around the fridge door sucks up to the main body of the fridge when it gets to around 2 cms away. Keep Britain Tidy is my motto.

kenny_from_the_buffs Posted on 10/8 11:42
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"new media oppurtunities"? "viral stars of the future"?

Get a proper job woman.

grantus Posted on 10/8 11:43
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Oh, and I am slightly obsessed with football and Boro specifically.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:45
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Lisbonlegend:

A lot of data on you but you seem to have summed it up better than I ever could. Are you say behind me? . Possible role fronting upcoming Bravo TV type webcast targeting niche markets such as savouries and prostitution.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 10/8 11:47
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Is prostitution a niche market?

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:47
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GillZean:

Was that an application?

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:48
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Lisbonlegend:

When combined, yes

Lisbonlegend Posted on 10/8 11:49
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Combined with what? Savouries?

borobadge Posted on 10/8 11:57
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an easy ton....


artistic/autistic.
ex-singer/chanter - crook/cook - wily/coyote - comedian.
travels well...high maintenence..
fingers in lots of pies..

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 11:59
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Grantus:

Relatively high average return on posts suggest real recognition of name. Opinionated. Brand value lowered though by uncertainty about living arrangements and admission of stalking women on public transport. One to watch.

mufflar Posted on 10/8 12:02
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Grantus - Watching the sad decline of a once proud man...

grantus Posted on 10/8 12:03
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Stalking? Stalking? Hehe, it wasn't me guvnor, I had nothing to do with it. I was just looking for a place to get my head down.

GtBB Posted on 10/8 12:09
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I'll take your silence, vicky, to mean either worthless or priceless. Guess which one my ego chooses. Tinker with Rivals software and put a little paypal icon beside the post originators name. Click on, register and donate to read the wisdom of GtBB. We'd all starve to death, babe.

I should stop giving Robert ideas. Forty pounds for a week of self promotion.

borobadge Posted on 10/8 12:14
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ms curly...'cough'sorry , i mean V.H-S...

V.H-S from Oxford, previously Zurich,Bath and Sydney ? ..

The Value of Non Market Commodities... indeed !.

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Shaun71 Posted on 10/8 12:17
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Anorak, statto, likes dogs

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 12:22
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Lisbonlegend:

Inability to grasp simple concepts may hamper potential.

Grantus:

Should we make you an offer accomodation may be provided. I do have space on my couch.

GtBB:

Please be patient. As you can see there are many eager candidates for evaluation.

GtBB Posted on 10/8 12:27
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Too late, When Skies are Grey have made me a more generous offer and at the risk of sounding immodest, I look quite fetching in blue.

GillZean Posted on 10/8 12:28
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Sticky Vicky,

No it wasn't. But do it anyway.

rick4974 Posted on 10/8 12:31
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where is my assessment mrs hendersonsmith?

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 10/8 12:32
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Do you fancy a bunk up Vicky?

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 12:32
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mufflar:

High number of posts shows a real trier. However I was personally offended by your post about breast feeding so you're out.

rick4974:

It's Miss, actually.

The_Commisar Posted on 10/8 12:34
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I am already signed up to present a late night sattelite programme which is really suited to me persona


Xoming soon to a TV near you
top t-wat

rick4974 Posted on 10/8 12:35
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sorry MISS, so where is my assessment, i bet i aint getting 1, just my luck. just have to stick to dj'ing now instead. oh well.

rick4974 Posted on 10/8 12:42
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oh its like that is it miss hendersonsmith you double barreled woman you! ;)

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 12:44
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the_j:

Brand confusion caused by several usernames. Over inflated sense of own worth and intelligence. Current inability to create new threads as 'Juventus' suggests complete lack of common sense. However, previous bans serve to promote 'posh' bad boy image which may appeal to younger females who are taken in by unashamed self promotion. Potential.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 10/8 12:46
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Never mind all that tosh. I like the cut of your jib Vicky ...... now what about a bunk up?

borobadge Posted on 10/8 12:47
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i'll say she's "double-barrelled...."......

boroboy75 Posted on 10/8 12:55
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Give me one

ianson_smoggy Posted on 10/8 13:10
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Likin' this.

Is my username worth ??


easy 100+

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vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 13:11
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rick4974:

On reflection your application looks better suited to a personals ad in TimeOut.

Marlon_D Posted on 10/8 13:12
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Amiable chap, like's salad and the harmless past time called "Making rararasputin bite." Apart from that I abore foul language and have never insulted anybody in my life.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 10/8 13:14
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Take

Your

Clothes

Off





(I can see your tells btw

rick4974 Posted on 10/8 13:14
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timeout, get in!

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 13:23
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bandito:

I'm sorry but we don't appear to have any data on you whatsoever. Have you changed names recently or something? If you could try some example posts that might help us. Don't be shy! Why not share some opinions with the board. We're looking for the e-celebrities of tomorrow!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 10/8 13:28
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Tits

Out

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 10/8 13:34
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Levering them out of your over the shoulder boulder holder as we type eh ?

good girl

grantus Posted on 10/8 13:47
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I'll keep that in mind vicky. What would my target market be?

BroughtonLad Posted on 10/8 13:51
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Caring person
Boro through and through
Trys not to offend others unless they are complete Barstewards.
Thats me

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 13:59
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Kahunaburger:

We're looking for the new media stars of tomorrow, not candidates for Miss World.

mufflar Posted on 10/8 14:06
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Breastfeeding in public...put 'em away..

stampysdog Posted on 10/8 14:10
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Badger badger badger

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:15
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I happen to agree with you on the breast feeding thread. Some diabolical male chauvinistical posts made there.

Oh, and BTW .. I'm not a vegetarian.

kahunaburger Posted on 10/8 14:17
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vickyhendersonsmith - blow it out ya ass then

mufflar Posted on 10/8 14:19
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Ned - Saying you don't approve of public breastfeeding isnt chauvinistic (sp?).

I dont have a predudiced belief in my superiority over women, I just dont want to see a pair of droopy bangers when im eating in a restraunt...

grantus Posted on 10/8 14:21
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On the other hand, what about a pair of lovely slangers, out for beastfeeding, only she's forgotten to bring the baby?

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:22
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Muff, me auld bucket ! I think we've done that one to death, sucked everything out of it, so to speak.

BUT .. Not being one who is pedantic enough to pick on every single spelling and grammatical mistake, but that one needs some help ....

"restraunt" ... ?

mufflar Posted on 10/8 14:24
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Grantus - Im not dishonest enough to say that that would be wrong too..

Ned - Its called txt spk... ;-)

mufflar Posted on 10/8 14:25
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Grantus - Im not dishonest enough to say that that would be wrong too..

Ned - Its called txt spk... ;-)

on a serious note, its not a sexist view, just one of tastefulness..I would find watching a bloke with saggy tits brestfeed equally unpleasant..

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:34
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txt spk ...

Wazzat ?

mufflar Posted on 10/8 14:38
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nedkat - i don't think you're cut out for this e-celebrity lark?

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:39
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Nah, I reckon yer right ... I'll scuttle off back me to me mundane life, and maybe do a little bit of gardening.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 14:42
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Excuse me, can you take this elsewhere please, yah? I represent a large advertising/PR firm and there are people waiting to be seen. Just off for a meeting with an important production company exec. Back soon, if I don't get too squiffy on champers that is!

Montague_Longfellow:

I'm sorry but we have no plans for a Walter Mitty type character in any of our upcoming campaigns. If that changes you'll be hot favourite for the role, believe me.

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:46
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OOOOOOOOH ! Hark at her .........

Lisbonlegend Posted on 10/8 14:46
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So who's the highest potential earner so far?

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neiltrodden Posted on 10/8 14:47
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ton up - lisbon you ton stealer

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Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:47
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Lisbon !

Stop treading water, and pull yerself ashore ...

EmersonsPerm Posted on 10/8 14:49
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I bet vickyhendersonsmith is like Joanna Lumley on Absolutely Fabulous.

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grantus Posted on 10/8 14:49
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We'll need a couple of tugboats to ground him.

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:52
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I envisaged more of a Nora Batty type of fair lady ..

Lisbonlegend Posted on 10/8 14:53
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All I wanted was an executive summary.

yeah_man Posted on 10/8 14:53
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oh, fun!

do us! do us!

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 14:57
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Contraceptively speaking, our new Prime Minister - James Calorgas ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you ... The wondereful, the one and only ... NELLY PLEDGE !!!!

SuperBokSupper Posted on 10/8 14:58
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What about me?

eh?

Come on miss Henderson-Smith, give it to me now.

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 15:00
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Steady on now, lads !

This is turning into a right old pile of sheep's droppings !!

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 10/8 15:05
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Walter ... Walter!!

I say Lilly ....... has he been?

red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 15:11
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Vicky, you've lost any semblance of quality control. Most of you applicants brands are strictly In-Shops.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 15:31
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Hi! I'm back, slightly tipsy! I've just had some very interesting input from that exec. He rammed the point home several times. Now where was I? I'll see if I can rattle a few off quickly here. I must say, where are the ladies? Come on girls, theres no glass ceiling in the brave new media world.

Piggy_Nichol

Previous exposure to new media, which is a plus. However, obsession with blood sports means that your value is limited I'm afraid - might appeal to American Redneck segment if you take up an interest in Pro Wrestling instead of soccer? If you actually started wrestling as well so much the better.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 10/8 15:34
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Funny, just want to be accepted.

Bad at predictions.



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Nedkat Posted on 10/8 15:36
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Ah'll 'ave 'alf ...

piggy_nichol Posted on 10/8 15:38
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I knew I should have stuck to the slow cooker threads.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 10/8 15:42
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Ned...

You knock kneed knackered old nosebag

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 15:45
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Speckyget:

I LOVE Westlife. I've met them, through work. If you can sing in two different keys you might be ideal for something we've got in the pipeline although you do sound a bit of a miserable sod. The older girls in the office would like to check your claim out (as they are your target market), please send a topless photo to vhendersonsmith@gmail.com. Of yourself, silly!

Same goes for anyone else if they like, although no ugly people please. No-one can tell you're a dog on the internet, unless you send them a picture, and I don't want to see anything like that thanks.

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 15:50
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OBF, you've got me in one !! Mind you, I would have given that Vinegar Vera a good seeing to ....

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 15:50
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rararasputin2/Marlon_D:

Are you two not the same person? I'm sorry but we have no opportunities for schizophrenics. If you're not the same person then is there some attraction between you? Why not meet up for a drink or something, see if theres a spark.

grantus Posted on 10/8 15:51
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She's done her research very well.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 15:53
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Ste_1986:

I think I know exactly whats on your mind, thankyouverymuch

Marlon_D Posted on 10/8 15:57
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Stuck up posh slut.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 10/8 16:07
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We're showing our age now Nedders.

By the way, Nearest and Dearset is out on DVD, but probably only on region 2.

zamboni80 Posted on 10/8 16:07
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a gobshyte who loves moaning (sadly my best qualties)

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 16:08
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GtBB:

We love the name, very youth, very modern and much better than your previous incarnation. Reformed character with a violent past, a deep thinker with an edge. And geeky too! Perfect for new media. Although I have a note here 'not to promote petfood brands'. Don't know what thats all about?!?

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 16:09
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Was that what that show was called ? Nearest and Dearest .. ?

Wonder why I have a name of a pub in my mind when I think back to that show, from that period ..?

hells_bells83 Posted on 10/8 16:12
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What is this all about!!!

Nedkat Posted on 10/8 16:14
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Or was I thinking about this .... ??

Not On Your Nelly ran for three series although the producers must have realised that they'd got their full mileage out of the comic situations as the last series was only comprised of four episodes. Like most comedy series of the time Not On Your Nelly was full to the brim with stereotype characters such as an Asian tube train driver, two gay men from the fashion world and a series of busty barmaids such as Beryl (Alexandra Dane), Doris (Wendy Richard) and Big Brenda (Sue Nicholls). Carry On stalwart Jack Douglas appeared in series three as Nellie's cousin Stanley Pickersgill and in the final episode found time to appear in the dual role of Stan and a nervously twitchy character called Alf Ippititimus.

GtBB Posted on 10/8 16:19
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Ouch! Good comeback, worth the wait.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 16:27
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Longster:

Needs a bit of work. Your character is a bit one dimensional, or rather two dimensional but really stretched in one direction. Although my co-worker Siobhan wants to know if you're all in proportion?

BoroTommo Posted on 10/8 16:31
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Nobody has a better lunchtime profile than BoroTommo.

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 16:31
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mfcineurope:

Please don't reply to me again, I found that description quite disturbing.

Who is this corrupt_biggins that is emailing me pictures?

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 10/8 17:03
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Nearest and Dearest it was Ned, Vinegar Vera worked in the pickle factory .... remember?

Link: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 17:23
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I must say several of you seem to be taking your assessment badly, I did say it would be honest.

borobadge:

Could have a job for you. You were into punk, yah? We're looking at reuniting bands from the punk era with groupies they may have had flings with back in the day. If you slept with any musicians back then you'd be perfect, let me know.

Shaun71:

"Anorak, statto, likes dogs". I'm sorry but the internet is full of people like that. Do you have a USP? That's a word we use in the advertising industry. I don't know what it means, Siobhan says it a lot.

Capybara Posted on 10/8 17:25
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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 10/8 17:26
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WTF do you mean a Walter Mitty ?

btw

Will Siobhan be good enough to get her tits out ?


(a good wind up never appears in person in the wind up thread, narrows the field down a bit )

vickyhendersonsmith Posted on 10/8 18:00
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Phew! Where has the day gone? I'll catch up with the rest of you later. I've got a date tonight - with that exec! Siobhan = Green with envy. Ciao!

mfcineurope Posted on 10/8 18:07
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Hi Vicky
What model of fridge have you got.
Mines a Hotpoint Future model rfa60.
Can I come round and listen to it? Is your house tidy?

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Nedkat Posted on 10/8 18:08
re: Your username could be worth

Yes, I remember it all now. Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker. Cracker of a show that was, an absolute gem !!

Compared to the crap they air today, that show would knock 'em all into a cocked hatted handcart shaped thing.

ive_lost_me_flag Posted on 10/8 18:10
re: Your username could be worth

Hello?

borobadge Posted on 10/8 23:22
re: You are no use

....

red_rebel2 Posted on 10/8 23:26
re: You are no use

Very good.

MsCurly Posted on 10/8 23:37
re: You are no use

I'm MsCurly and I would like you to do me. I've been after a posh bird since janplanner binned me off for sasboro.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 10/8 23:47
re: You are no use

"I'm MsCurly and I would like you to do me"

*swoons

ravsplumber Posted on 11/8 2:24
Your username could be worth

Deffo no role for in this new media thingy for me ....

Leary of all trades and procrastinating unambitious fixeruper of highest order. Defers simplest of repairs to long lost friends who unwittingly use up their visiting time getting things back in order.

No interest in appearing as champion. Prefers eager-to-learn subservient apprenticeship role. Quietly appreciative of results. See you again in another ten years!

grantus Posted on 11/8 11:33
re: Your username could be worth

Still dont know who my target market is, vicky with the nice boots.