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Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:24
First Date Sex......?

I've got a first date tonight with a girl i met off Faceparty.com, should i horse her or not...?

Thoughts please

Ding_Dang_Boro Posted on 16/8 12:25
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she'll horse you if shes from that place

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 12:26
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Make sure you bag it or you'll be scratching for months

Mattyk50 Posted on 16/8 12:27
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didnt realise people still used chavparty

stewboss Posted on 16/8 12:27
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Does she get a say in the matter?

rararasputin2 Posted on 16/8 12:27
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Faceparty.com could be renamed bunnyboiler.com.

Marlon_D Posted on 16/8 12:28
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faceparty is a pick up website for blokes who don't like going out in the real world.

Mattyk50 Posted on 16/8 12:29
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marlon


very true

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 12:29
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You seem to know a lot about it Marlon

rararasputin2 Posted on 16/8 12:31
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As is the FMTTM message board, Marlon.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:32
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and you seem to be very up on it matty

She reckons she wants it anally, i'm not too sure tho...

the_broken_fridge Posted on 16/8 12:32
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it's perhaps because shagging her normally would be like shagging the night.

Marlon_D Posted on 16/8 12:32
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Don't know an awful lot but I would assume that Fabio will either wake up with a dose or a kitchen knife in his balls.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 16/8 12:33
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got to be a wind up this

livinglegend Posted on 16/8 12:33
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Are you sure she didn't say annually?

rararasputin2 Posted on 16/8 12:33
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He will likely wake up with a man.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:34
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Well we'll see, from her pictures she looks normal and quite stunning actually. Just have to make sure our lass doesnt find out!

zoec Posted on 16/8 12:35
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You've discussed what positions you're going to use before you've even met??

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 12:35
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And with a knife in his balls

parmos_r_us Posted on 16/8 12:36
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Yeah she's stunning, thats why she has to pick up lads over the net.

She sounds adorable.

Marlon_D Posted on 16/8 12:36
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rara, don't you mean he'll wake up with someone who used to be a man.

It's not called Hayley is it?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:37
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Never thought of that parmo......
maybe the pictures arent of her!
Schitt!

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 16/8 12:37
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You sure its not some dirty old man on the other end, or even Boateng_7 getting confused?

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 12:37
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A stunning wench who offers her ass to a bloke she's never met.

Where has she been all my life

Mattyk50 Posted on 16/8 12:39
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WIND UP!

Ding_Dang_Boro Posted on 16/8 12:40
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Your meeting a LadyBoy.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:40
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Never actually asked her name Marlon, i knew there was something i forgot.
If she is called Hayley is she any good?

bandito Posted on 16/8 12:41
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scraping the barrel there fabio mate. Why dont you go to a pub and try chatting some real women up?

the_broken_fridge Posted on 16/8 12:43
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will linking to fp get me banned, because I think i've found his date.

bandito Posted on 16/8 12:45
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arent these the type of girls who are too young to get into any pubs and wear their mams high heels and make up?

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 12:45
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I don't know but put the link up anyway. Or make a new username then do it

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:46
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Post the link TBF and i'll tell you if you're right!

the_broken_fridge Posted on 16/8 12:47
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that's enough I think.

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Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:48
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Its this pic what does it for me



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coheadboro Posted on 16/8 12:49
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ROFL great picture

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:50
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Whats ROFL codhead?

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 12:50
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rolling on the floor laughing


I particularly like this part "Food : any daft question!!! "

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:52
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I like this part:
Fave Person: 'Cant find anyone who likes me so its me!'
Classic

Tonight should be amazing!

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 12:54
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so is that her Fabio?

KENDAL Posted on 16/8 12:56
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I bet you'd get a shock if it actually was your lass.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 12:56
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Absolutely!

Fat birds try harder!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/8 12:57
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What the hell is face party? BRILLIANT - There is hope for me after all.....

tacker Posted on 16/8 13:01
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Fabio, whats her FaceParty username? It just says "Page not found" when I try that link.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:04
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removed

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tacker Posted on 16/8 13:07
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Woooooo.........

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:07
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Wot u reckon....?

Worth bum fun?

SmogontheThames Posted on 16/8 13:07
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she is lovely!!!!!!!!! cough splutter!!

parmos_r_us Posted on 16/8 13:08
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Stunning.

tacker Posted on 16/8 13:09
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I'm not one to judge people by looks, but I'm sure she has a lovely personality.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:10
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Yes, i'm certainly in for a wild night riding those belly's!

TonyF74 Posted on 16/8 13:11
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Fabio, good luck mate, make sure you update the post tomorrow with the details. Definitely worth bum fun

SmogontheThames Posted on 16/8 13:11
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..says she doesnt do the buisness on the first night...shame that !!!

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 13:14
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this is a funny thread and would be even funnier if it was real

zoec Posted on 16/8 13:14
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Oh, poor girl. That profile is quite sad really.

cheese_shop_john Posted on 16/8 13:15
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what profile.

stick it back up someone please

thesonofgod Posted on 16/8 13:15
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if its less than 3 quid go for it Ruud

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/8 13:15
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Dear good lord above......are you all virgins?

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 13:16
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"Bad Habits : ma memory i forget things "

like when you've eaten?

GibbosEmpire Posted on 16/8 13:16
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Great for the closing date isnt it you've had a lovely meal with her,laughed and joked all night and generally good night out.Then it comes to you taking her home shes at her front door and you go for it and you say ' Listen love can i horse you tonight'.Shes really going to go for it isnt she.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:17
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I asked her about that SmogontheThames, she said she put that to stop loads of minging pervs contacting her and that really she always puts out on first date. Suppose she has to looking like she does!

She's a big softy tho.....

My Worst Day...

christmas eve 2005 11.20 was taken off ma till at work and told ma gran had dyed ill never forget that feeling for aslong as i live



... Can't spell 'died' tho!

parmos_r_us Posted on 16/8 13:19
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Never heard the phrase 'horsed' before. But in this case it seems quite apt.

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 13:24
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"I'm so hungry I could ride a horse...

I don't get it...

I guess I could ride it to the store!"

tacker Posted on 16/8 13:27
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codhead!!!
Thats one of the funniest lines I've ever seen in the history of FMTTM.

Sorry I mean your post before last...

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TonyF74 Posted on 16/8 13:29
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Fabio, I think she is gorgeous, any chance of a twos-up?

You know the old saying:

Double the pleasure double the fun, one for the p*ssy one for the bum

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 13:29
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coheadboro Posted on 16/8 13:32
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oh and the horse thing's a quote from family guy for anyone who thinks that it's really random

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:35
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Tony, I will ask her if she's interested in us roasting her, give me ur phone number and if she is i'll give you a call to join us?

thesonofgod Posted on 16/8 13:37
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hi fabio its me from faceparty are we still on tonight?

Link: recent pic

SmogontheThames Posted on 16/8 13:38
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thats loads better

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:39
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Yes we are, 7.30 in blue lounge
That wasnt the pic u agreed to send me tho...

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 13:42
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Yes we are, 7.30 in blue lounge
That wasnt the pic u agreed to send me tho...

VodkaByName Posted on 16/8 13:46
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By Blue Lounge is gonna be busy round about that time.....

Are they dishing out free nosebags?!!?

thesonofgod Posted on 16/8 13:48
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dont stay there furlong you will get harrassed

coheadboro Posted on 16/8 13:49
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seems like forgetting things is something you both have in common. Which is good for you because you can 'horse' her and then forget about it the next day

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 13:53
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Is she from Whinney Banks

chris_white_22 Posted on 16/8 14:02
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2 words.

Magician's sleeve.



(Edit: What the hell's a sleave?!?)

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SmogontheThames Posted on 16/8 14:03
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oi I'm from the Whinney Banks and me Mam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 14:06
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Was a play on the word Whinney

Its a noise horses make you numpty

SmogontheThames Posted on 16/8 14:07
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..oh Ok !!

robocookie Posted on 16/8 14:46
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i'm disappointed ive missed out on all of these links... but most of the lasses on faceparty are not worth a horsing considering the amount of potential life threatening diseases you will catch!#

But ahh well... Horse away

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 16/8 16:29
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3 hours till i meet her!
Should i be worrying?

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 16/8 16:36
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Hope you've given her a false name Fabio and got your blobs sorted

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 17/8 10:30
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Would anyone like to know how it went?

towz Posted on 17/8 10:31
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Did you bum her?

norfolkred1 Posted on 17/8 10:31
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We are all horse waiting

deganya Posted on 17/8 10:32
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of course we do, did you give her one then?

towz Posted on 17/8 10:40
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awey then, how'd it go?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 17/8 10:46
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Well met her in Lloyds, had a drink in there then went back to hers in Essex Street.......

She couldnt get enough, her minge was soooo stinky tho, she begged me to do her ass, then put me rite down her throat. I managed not to kiss her once aswell, was well proud of myself!

littledick Posted on 17/8 11:08
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So it had been quite a while since you last saw your sister then

towz Posted on 17/8 11:16
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i feel sick

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 17/8 11:21
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Thing is she wants to see me again....
What should i do?

XXLshirts_fit_all Posted on 17/8 11:24
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take a mate, and a camera!

Chappy_112 Posted on 17/8 11:44
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Hahahaha I live on Essex Street whats her name!?

towz Posted on 17/8 11:47
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Up the bum next time

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 17/8 11:51
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She wanted me to call her julie.... u kno her?

Chappy_112 Posted on 17/8 11:52
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I know one person called Julie, but shes older and has kids and that lmao. What age?

ewe_boy Posted on 17/8 11:53
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Chappy_112 Posted on 17/8 12:05
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Can't you put her picture up or something haha?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 17/8 12:07
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She's 26, dunno if Julie is her name? I asked her what her name was and she said 'call me.... julie' which i thought was a bit strange at the time

sean_boro Posted on 17/8 12:08
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'I managed not to kiss her once aswell, was well proud of myself!'

haha awesome, good lad

Chappy_112 Posted on 17/8 12:11
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Well theres this lass that I thought it might have been from the start.. her neighbour is called Julie so maybe shes got it from there Lmao. Shes got black hair, quite fit aswell.

Chappy_112 Posted on 17/8 12:26
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Lmfao found her on face party, No way is all i'm saying :|

Big_Ted_Church Posted on 17/8 12:31
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Brilliant! Well done that man. LMFAO when i read that update. Horsing - what a term.

BORO-ISMS, never should be underrated.

Ding_Dang_Boro Posted on 17/8 12:34
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Call her Julie, must be her stage name.

TonyF74 Posted on 17/8 13:10
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Thanks for the update Fabio, pulled a stunner there mate. You should definitely see her again, she seems broad minded.

BTW, dont you find that you get a wounded soldier from bum fun?

MsCurly Posted on 17/8 13:13
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What an utterly repulsive yarn, from start to finish.

Surely no man or woman is that desperate for sex.

Please say you made it all up, Fabio?

littledick Posted on 17/8 13:19
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Made two things up:

1. It was Wetherspoons, not Lloyds, and
























2. Name was Eric, the well known local tranny

bozo83 Posted on 17/8 13:24
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I dont doubt for a second its true!

I want see a pic tho or a profile?

In fact get half the board to go through her kinda like "Julie does FMTTM"

ewe_boy Posted on 17/8 13:42
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Ms Curly , there are some very desperate women out there ...some women are worse than the men ....Id give faceparty a miss unless you fancy something picking up exotic

ERICMUS Posted on 17/8 13:48
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Oi littledick, watch what you say.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 17/8 13:50
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I think 'Julie does FMTTM' is a cracking idea!

Anyone want her profile posting again....?

MsCurly Posted on 17/8 14:05
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ewe_boy.......faceparty isn't really my cup of tea. If I wanted to get fixed up with some weirdo from off the internet I need look no further than here.

Funtime_Franckie Posted on 17/8 14:08
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When and where then MsCurly

heine Posted on 17/8 14:11
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give us her name on fp and we'll tell you

ewe_boy Posted on 17/8 14:18
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So you want my number then Mrs Curly ?

coheadboro Posted on 17/8 17:15
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does everyone not realise that this is actually a joke?

The person who posted the profile was t_b_f and unless him and Fabio are the same person then it's either a massive coincidence he found the same person or Fabio just played along.

One of the funniest threads ever though

coheadboro Posted on 17/8 17:16
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double

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Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:20
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Am horrified with myself for going through with it tho other night! She's just txt me saying she's fallen for me, what can i do?

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 11:25
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Do a move i call "the invisible man" shut down contact, be really blunt and when asked "what you up2" casually mention your out with another woman or two.
two worked best.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:27
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Would it be better to say that the only reason i nailed her was partly a bet with a mate and partly cos i posted this stupid thread on here and felt oblidged to go through with it so as not to let you all down....?

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 11:29
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say youve got a rash

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 11:29
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I wish I was a virgin again fantasising about how I might lose my virginity.....such innocent times I remember......

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:33
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Yeah me too SouthernSmogette. Would also have made the young lady who took it work so much harder than she did haha

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 11:34
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less drunk, less in france.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 11:35
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I don't know that I'd publicly talk about it on a football forum though....but to be fair it was in the dark ages and internet was a kind of a disease of sorts!

I don't remember my fantasy being like this though??

neiltrodden Posted on 18/8 11:36
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Don't you just love walter-mitty-type attention seekers?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:37
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Excuse my ignorance, or lack of education Neil but what does 'walter-mitty' mean?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 11:38
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Oh dear God.......
For Mitty - see GO-GO

neiltrodden Posted on 18/8 11:39
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People who spin yarns, a fantasist.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 11:42
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....and would probably never fit the bill in the fantasy anyway I hasten to add.

Brilliant entertainment though.

My absolute quote of the month 'Her minge stank' WHAT????!!!!

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:44
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Gimme a break tho, my longest thread and days of entertainment, and the girl in question is a cracker!

mf_c Posted on 18/8 11:47
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If the girl in question is a cracker, how come you're trying to bin her ?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:49
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want me to post the link?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 11:50
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M_FC - that's all part of the F-A-N-T-A-S-Y....

Bless the daft apeth

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:50
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This is all a yarn by the way........

Huan_Kerr Posted on 18/8 11:52
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Enlightening times.

If a girl decides she wants a ride what difference is it to a lad wanting a hump?

Both consenting adults, where's the problem?

mf_c Posted on 18/8 11:52
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Apologies - my head struggles to cope with reality never mind adding fantasy.

Not a bad yarn, but a poor second to Mr Longfellows !

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 11:52
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link us to the seen of the crime

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:55
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What was MrLongfellows Pauleta??

http://www.faceparty.com/twinkle113

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 11:56
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I do have a concern though - I think we may have all been subject to his masturbation material for the past 24 hrs....whilst I hope I never meet the weird young man in question - I can't help but feel a bit disturbed and invaded by it all.......

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 11:57
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MrLongfellows? eh?

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 11:58
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ewwwwwww shes hanging!

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 11:58
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Yeah spill..... what was My Longfellows yarn?

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 12:00
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What masturbation material SouthernSmogette?

Pauleta_22 Posted on 18/8 12:01
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i have no idea what longfellows means

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 12:02
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Your fantasy flower.....all of this....knocking one out thinking that an entire crowd of folk are indulging you. That's the psychological profile you fit I'd say....

I bet you're into voyeurism??

mf_c Posted on 18/8 12:03
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Go to block 17 and seatch for Montague Longfellow's post "sexual harrassment in the workplace"

May even be on the frontpage as one of the largest posts.

Fabio_Go_Go Posted on 18/8 12:09
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I agree, awesome thread. I'll try harder next time.

mf_c Posted on 18/8 12:13
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Not much harder needed Fabio - very good effort this one !

SouthernSmogette Posted on 18/8 12:15
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Tries hard.......could do better