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danby Posted on 25/9 11:47
**THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Can it happen? Is it a sad attempt at a ton?




1.

longster Posted on 25/9 11:50
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NO IT CAN'T

THE END!!!

danby Posted on 25/9 11:53
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3.

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 11:54
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Million Shmillion!

the_broken_fridge Posted on 25/9 11:55
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shut your face uncle fooker!

danby Posted on 25/9 11:56
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6.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 11:57
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t_b_f Blame Canada

zoec Posted on 25/9 11:57
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I think you're being a little bit ambitious, but I'll help.

There you go.

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 11:57
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Uncle fooker shmuncle shmooker!

danby Posted on 25/9 11:58
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10.


lunchtime - allessis in saltburn. mmmmmm

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 11:59
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bah! Saltburn Shmaltburn!

Bernies_right_boot Posted on 25/9 12:02
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My Contribution

danby Posted on 25/9 12:02
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13.


im expecting it to be 0.1% towards my target when i return.

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Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 12:04
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bah! target shmarget!

alien3 Posted on 25/9 12:15
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tell me if this link works

Link: link

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 12:16
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bah! link shmink!

alien3 Posted on 25/9 12:16
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ehh

alien3 Posted on 25/9 12:18
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nice day today,how about were you live?

zoec Posted on 25/9 12:27
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It's lovely here. Bright sunshine, the birds are singing. Unfortunately most of them are seagulls, which need shooting.

alien3 Posted on 25/9 12:29
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where do you live?

zoec Posted on 25/9 12:30
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Gloucester - the office is next to the docks.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 12:32
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Oi, Alien3.

Zoec is mine. Do you here me, mine

alien3 Posted on 25/9 12:32
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Blackpool! the seagulls also need shouting.

zoec Posted on 25/9 12:32
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Hello, Spoff - nice weekend?

alien 3 - seagulls = vermin on wings

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alien3 Posted on 25/9 12:34
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ok i'm off now

danby Posted on 25/9 13:34
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26. nearly there

uziboy Posted on 25/9 13:36
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blades 2 boro 0

there ya go, hope you make it

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 13:36
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Not the wors I've ever had Zoec, went to a family wedding in the lakes.

My two year old enjoyed himself on the dance floor.

danby Posted on 25/9 13:38
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i bet that he looked good on the dancefloor

zoec Posted on 25/9 13:38
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I hope he ran across the dancefloor and slid on his knees a few times, Spoff. That's mandatory for small children at family weddings.

danby Posted on 25/9 13:41
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not just small children zoe, were all big kids at heart!

zoec Posted on 25/9 13:44
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Do you slide across dancefloors, too, danby? I bet your mam plays hell when she sees the state of your knees.

danby Posted on 25/9 13:58
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only after a few pints. hhaha


33.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 14:02
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Indeed he did Zoe, copying his older cousins.

The funniest thing was watching him try to copy the cartwheels and tipleovers they were doing too!!!

danby Posted on 25/9 14:26
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what is a tippleover???


35.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 14:27
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Tippleover, also known as a rolley-poley.

Child tucks head between ankles, roles on back and stands up.

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Salford_Boro Posted on 25/9 14:29
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Oi Danby it does not count if you post 999,999 of your own posts to get to a million. Well at least I've helped you.

zoec Posted on 25/9 14:30
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Or "child tucks head between ankles, whacks head on floor, grazes chin, rolls on back and lies there crying". One of the two.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 14:30
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To be fair to Danby he isn't just hoofing, he's continuing the chat

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danby Posted on 25/9 14:30
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sounds painful. i could do a forward roll but that was about it. probably a backward sumosault on a bouncy castle.


40.

only 999,959 to go

--- Post edited by danby on 25/9 14:32 ---

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 14:31
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Forward roll. known as a tippleover in Yorkshire

Zoec, your explanation is usually when 'more gorwn up' people try

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danby Posted on 25/9 14:33
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oi salford boro show me the rules!! i make the rules.

tippleover haah never heard that before.

42. i think someone miscounted

zoec Posted on 25/9 14:51
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87.

danby Posted on 25/9 14:55
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are you trying to cheat zoe?


44.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 15:05
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danby, she doesn't understand what the numbers signify.

45

zoec Posted on 25/9 15:07
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Spoff???? I was actually cheating, I thought.

I didn't think anyone would notice.

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Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 15:09
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Sorry Zoec, as you're female I just presumed you would be of lower inteligence

zoec Posted on 25/9 15:11
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Git.

danby Posted on 25/9 15:12
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cheating is not allowed, otherwise i could just type 999,998 and then everyone would think it was a milion but i know id be lying to myself!


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Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 15:12
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Get_your_rat_out Posted on 25/9 15:12
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surely instead of counting upwards to a million you should be counting down?

danby Posted on 25/9 15:15
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eitherway we will know when the target is reached

52.

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 15:20
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bah! reached smeached!

danby Posted on 25/9 15:22
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ah, turner returns.

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 15:25
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bah! return reshmurn!

Spoff_MFC Posted on 25/9 15:27
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I'm not playing any more. I'm going home.

I expect to see this at the top of the board tomorrow morning

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 15:29
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bah! morning shmorning, you big quiter!

danby Posted on 25/9 15:29
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58.


should be half way there by tomorrow

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zoec Posted on 25/9 15:30
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Bye, bye, Spoff. I hope you manage to work out how to use that washing machine.

danby Posted on 25/9 15:56
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0.006% of the way there!


60.

danby Posted on 25/9 16:34
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61.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 25/9 16:36
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well why keep putting the numbers on when next to the thread it shows how many replies you've had meaning you dont need to say your next one is 63

danby Posted on 25/9 16:40
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people are easily confused.

danby Posted on 25/9 16:41
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name a city,

I'll start:

Geneva

zoec Posted on 25/9 16:45
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Tena-city.

danby Posted on 25/9 16:49
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sydney

Max_Headroom Posted on 25/9 16:54
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999, 933 to go....

danby Posted on 25/9 16:57
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999,993 bottles of beer on the wall
999,993 bottles of beer
you take one down pass it around
999,992 bottles of beer on the wall

smoggie4ever Posted on 25/9 17:16
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just wanted to add to the post but got nothing to say thats interesting

jonny_giles Posted on 25/9 18:04
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mumra, now he was a proper baddie.

Coluka Posted on 25/9 18:14
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I refuse to participate - DOH !!

littlejimmy Posted on 25/9 18:24
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This could take a while.

In fact, if you were to able to maintain one post a minute, it would take.....oh....1 year and the best part of 11 months.

Carry on!

littlejimmy Posted on 25/9 18:27
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Oh, and at one a second, it would take 3 months, 25 days and 12 hours or so.

Marlon_D Posted on 25/9 18:35
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74.

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 18:42
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bah! seventy four shmeventy shmour!

Boro_Owl Posted on 25/9 18:49
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It cant happen. A thread gets to 999,999 and the admin deletes it.

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 18:51
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bah! Admin Shmadmin!

Boro_Owl Posted on 25/9 18:52
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Bah shmah!

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 18:53
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bah! Shmah ShmShmah!

Boro_Owl Posted on 25/9 18:54
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bah! shmah shmshmshmaaaah!

plymuff_diver Posted on 25/9 18:54
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Doubtful..

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 18:55
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bah!

Boro_Owl Posted on 25/9 18:55
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bah!

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 18:56
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dar dar!

Boro_Owl Posted on 25/9 19:12
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dar shmadaaar!

danby Posted on 25/9 19:53
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not long to go then, lets just hope rivals stays online long enough... haha

jonny_giles Posted on 25/9 19:56
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Another bad baddie was Megatron.

danby Posted on 25/9 19:58
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wasnt mumra - he-mans enemy?
or any i just wrong


i used to like trapdoor

jonny_giles Posted on 25/9 20:02
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Mumra = Thundercats, Skeletor was He-Mans baddie.

Texas Pete....class as.

Cant put this link in anymore...but just for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YYhkyZmfgM

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 25/9 20:03 ---

danby Posted on 25/9 20:03
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thunder thunder thunder cats!!

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 20:13
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'Don't open that trapdoooor!!!!!!!!!!!!'

--- Post edited by Turner_86 on 25/9 20:15 ---

Turner_86 Posted on 25/9 20:21
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Bah! trapdoor shmapdoor! Pull ya pants up!

danby Posted on 25/9 21:26
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dangermouse
dangermouse
dangermouse

danby Posted on 26/9 8:03
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good morning

93 first day not a bad start.

alien3 Posted on 26/9 8:25
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Pompey0 Bolton1 yes

alien3 Posted on 26/9 8:26
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hi all come on add your bit ,lets make it A MILLION

danby Posted on 26/9 8:33
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good goal from nolan, pity i had my money on pompey!

spamlad Posted on 26/9 10:34
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Nearly a ton...

zoec Posted on 26/9 10:40
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Good morning, danby. Almost there, I see.

Get_your_rat_out Posted on 26/9 10:47
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at 93 posts a day it will take you.....




10,753 days

littlejimmy Posted on 26/9 10:56
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Ah well, it gives me something to do for the next 29 years. Then I retire.

danby Posted on 26/9 11:05
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29 years to go then! dont be so pessamistic, we would get there quicker if you helped with the posting

but i suppose in someway you are. haha

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 11:21
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bah! pessamistic shmessapickstic!!!

zoec Posted on 26/9 11:28
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I'm not sure I'm going to help any more. We failed to negotiate the payment per post.

alien3 Posted on 26/9 11:29
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do you read these?

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 11:30
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pffft! read shmead, who reads anymore anyway!

Winston_Spangler Posted on 26/9 11:31
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Bored at work in a job I'll never leave cos I'm absolutely appalling. Has it really come to this?

zoec Posted on 26/9 11:32
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What do you do, winston?

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 11:35
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He appalls people.

zoec Posted on 26/9 11:36
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Maybe he spelt it wrong. He might have meant "appealing".

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 12:38
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Sacre bleu! a la foof!

danby Posted on 26/9 13:32
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Anyway not long of the day left to go, and we are rapidy approaching 1,000,000 posts! life is good.

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 13:37
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Be patient danby, it is only the beginning, this thread will go far.

danby Posted on 26/9 16:05
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ok who wants to sing bohemien rhapsody line by line??

I do


"Is this the real life...

zoec Posted on 26/9 16:09
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You'd be better off with a Meatloaf song. They seem to go on for years.

zoec Posted on 26/9 16:09
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A bonus one for you.

--- Post edited by zoec on 26/9 16:10 ---

Jonny_ov_boro Posted on 26/9 16:10
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theres 117

danby Posted on 26/9 16:22
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oooh how about combined songs?


Is this just fantasy...

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 16:24
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Caught in a landslide...

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 16:53
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danby Posted on 26/9 17:00
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no escape from reality

Turner_86 Posted on 26/9 17:02
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...open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

littlejimmy Posted on 26/9 17:04
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I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy....

alien3 Posted on 26/9 19:42
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come on you lot don't you lke a challenge

Hull_Boro Posted on 26/9 19:57
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125. Keep it up

Huzzler Posted on 26/9 20:10
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126.

jonny_giles Posted on 26/9 20:37
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Ronaldo calling Karagounis a diver............

MFIburnsy Posted on 26/9 20:43
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i hate sprouts

UweFuchs Posted on 26/9 21:04
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And my dog's been itchin'
Itchin' in the kitchen once again

The_Nashman Posted on 26/9 21:05
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Never gunna happen.

collo1875 Posted on 26/9 21:07
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you never know it might

jjkool Posted on 26/9 21:22
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might do

danby Posted on 26/9 21:30
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because im easy come
easy go

danby Posted on 26/9 21:33
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little high

danby Posted on 26/9 21:33
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anyway the wind blows

danby Posted on 26/9 21:34
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mamma just killed a man

danby Posted on 26/9 21:34
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put a gun against his head

danby Posted on 26/9 21:34
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pulled tha trigger

danby Posted on 26/9 21:34
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too late

danby Posted on 26/9 21:35
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didnt mean to make you cry

danby Posted on 26/9 21:35
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if im not back again this time tomorrow







have i gone wrong somewhere?

OverTheTopAussie Posted on 27/9 0:24
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Carry on.



Carry on.

zoec Posted on 27/9 7:55
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Cause nothing really matters

danby Posted on 27/9 8:32
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i wonder if this will be at 200 by the end of the day?? they we would be 0.02 of the way there.

momma didnt mean to make you cry

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 9:26
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He's just a poor boy

(No one said the lyrics had to be in the right order!)

danby Posted on 27/9 10:18
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999,854 bottles of beer on the wall
999,854 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,853 bottles of beer on the wall

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 10:19
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999,853 bottles of beer on the wall
999,853 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,852 bottles of beer on the wall

danby Posted on 27/9 10:21
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999,852 bottles of beer on the wall
999,852 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,851 bottles of beer on the wall

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 10:32
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999,851 bottles of beer on the wall
999,851 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,850 bottles of beer on the wall

the_broken_fridge Posted on 27/9 10:49
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999,850 bottles of beer on the wall
999,850 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,849 bottles of beer on the wall

danby Posted on 27/9 10:51
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999,849 bottles of beer on the wall
999,849 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,848 bottles of beer on the wall

danby Posted on 27/9 11:00
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999,848 bottles of beer on the wall
999,848 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,847 bottles of beer on the wall

When_in_Rome Posted on 27/9 11:01
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good luck

ill contribute as often as i can

danby Posted on 27/9 11:04
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ok so extend it abit why dont we play that word game where each person writes 3 words or so to make a story ok.

Harry wasn't very

Calrissian Posted on 27/9 11:11
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happy being ugly

danby Posted on 27/9 11:13
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so he went

Smoggy_jay Posted on 27/9 11:16
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157

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:31
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to the Geordie

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:39
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We have competition now, time to get this thing moving...

All those who wish to be part of the million thread and make it the biggest thread of all threads say feck.

feck...!

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:43
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O could be on my own here! wheres danby when you need him!

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zoec Posted on 27/9 12:46
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I'm still here. For now.

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:46
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Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 12:53
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How's your morning been Zoe?

I'm just eating some BBQ Beef Hula Hoops.

zoec Posted on 27/9 12:54
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Sorry, Spoff. I've transferred to the Nine Post Thread. I'm not supposed to be on here.

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:55
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THIS MEANS WAR!!!

Link: ...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:57
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...

Link: ...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 12:59
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Link: ...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:02
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WOW!

Link: ...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:06
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The Million thread is my home.

I cannot let danby down.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 13:06
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Turner good buddy, you got your ears on there. Come on?

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:10
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...

Link: ...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:18
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Bloody hell!

Link: ...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:23
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Link: ...

danby Posted on 27/9 13:26
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i thank you for your loyalty turner and spoff, i am upset to see that zoe has been swayed by the promise of seeing some puppies later and does not want to stick with the young crown on here and has chose to join the old fogies.


i love you all except zoe

danby Posted on 27/9 13:28
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people try to put us down.

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:29
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talkin bout ma generation!!!

danby Posted on 27/9 13:30
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talking about my generation

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 13:31
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That deaf, dumb and blind kid

danby Posted on 27/9 13:39
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sure

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 13:39
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Danby,

I would just like to make my disappointemnt know about not being considered for the role as Millionth thred Assisstant manager.

I am seriously considering my position as a member of this thread.

Do you want me to stay? What is your offer?

A big name signing is needed, someone like Ray192 or THe Commisar.

--- Post edited by Spoff_MFC on 27/9 13:41 ---

danby Posted on 27/9 13:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

plays

danby Posted on 27/9 13:41
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a mean pinball

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:43
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Does anyone read these

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:44
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do they?

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:44
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answer me!

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:45
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nice day

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:46
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oh no what ya doing

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:47
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come on

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:47
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today s going be the day

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:47
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hello

danby Posted on 27/9 13:50
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i read them alien.


Spoff, Turner et al.

It is with regret that i am retiring as manager of this thread and moving up to director of thread. it has been a big decision for my to promote turner to manager and spoff will now be assistant manager, this decision was not taken lightly, i had lots of factors to take in to account, age and number of previous posts were just two of them. i hope you take this decision with gusto and go on from here. there is still a position of first team coach which was inititally kept open for zoe, and is still there if she returns otherwise i will have to find a new first team coach.

regards

danby
director of thread.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 13:51
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Danby

I resign from this thread due to the recent management changes. I am at a loss to see where this ship is heading.

Turner, see the light. come with me

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 13:52
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Manager, I like it!

danby Posted on 27/9 13:53
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although i think a big signing is a must i think this will come in time. we are currently lacking on funds but with the great management team that we have formed we should be comfortable in this division and a big name signing will come along as some point.

thanks

Danby
DOT

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:53
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come on

alien3 Posted on 27/9 13:55
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hurry up

alien3 Posted on 27/9 14:02
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eek

alien3 Posted on 27/9 14:03
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come on you lot

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:03
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eeek

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 14:06
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Danby, thank you for the offer, but it comes too late.

You could not provide Zoe for me, that was the final factor in my decision. I had to follow her.

good luck in your quest for a million posts but leaving the inexperienced turner in charge is a mistake. She will be unable to control the alien invasion and will make the move to the nine thread.

The force is stonger there.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 14:08
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Turner, I understand this will be a difficult decision to make.

But my hand is out to you. Take it and I will guide you over.

danby Posted on 27/9 14:10
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traitor. you could be so much more than a rubbish 9 post thread, they have no expectation or room to grow they have reached their limit and now look silly from the outside, however 1 million is always going to be a long journey, and if you cannot handle the pressure of trying to go and break boundaries then i cannot force you to have any enthusiasm for the job

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:10
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That is twice in half an hour I have been called SHE, you are aware I am male, completely 100% male aren't you!

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 14:12
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[Takes hand back]

I'll point you in the right direction then Turner

alien3 Posted on 27/9 14:12
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come on

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:13
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alien3 Posted on 27/9 14:15
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come on somebody else post one

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:17
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HERE! now you post one!

longster Posted on 27/9 14:19
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one

alien3 Posted on 27/9 14:19
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I'd like a nice cup of tea.

alien3 Posted on 27/9 14:20
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you're never going to win this

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:21
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I see skies of blue...

--- Post edited by Turner_86 on 27/9 14:21 ---

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 14:26
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Turner, just for you...

Link: Point

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:35
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SPOFF OFF!

redster Posted on 27/9 14:37
times podcast

anyone heard the woodgate interview on The Times' sport podcast? good stuff, particularly on why is happy to have swapped madrid for boro!

check it out:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/section/0,,31329,00.html

danby Posted on 27/9 14:37
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spoff go back to your own 3rd division thread.


turner i may have to leave you in charge for the rest of the day, i have to busy myself with work til 5, but ill add a few posts later.

silly muffler got his cheap ton now, but we are here for the long haul.

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:41
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danby, I too have stuff to do, manager stuff, so assistant manager will have to take over, not sure who that is though...???

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 14:43
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I'll take the assisstant manager role - I have seen the errors of my way.

I'm happy to do it on a rolling post by post basis as I have many bridges to build Danby and Turner.

Zoe WILL take the coaches role on the same basis here.

danby Posted on 27/9 14:45
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might have to be alien, just pop a post on when you can.

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 14:46
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You will be judged on your success as a poster of lots of absolute crap...do it well, and I will be happy to work with you.

Same goes for Zoe.

danby Posted on 27/9 14:48
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welcome back spoff, and welcome back to zoe too if she does return. turner thank you again for sticking with me through this hard time.

i look forward to us reaching our first 0.1% (1000 posts) together.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 27/9 14:50
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Meat pie
Sausage roll
Come on England gis' a goal

Ooh, We've got a corner...

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 18:14
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What do you call a boy who sits on his knees???




























































Neil.

danby Posted on 27/9 18:26
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what

danby Posted on 27/9 18:26
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do

danby Posted on 27/9 18:27
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you call a man with a shovel on his head??????????

Reizigers_Lips Posted on 27/9 18:28
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Doug

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 18:50
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I wouldn't, I'd call him shovel head.

smoggy27 Posted on 27/9 18:54
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A family of geordies are out shopping one day,dad,mam,teenage daughter and little jimmy age 6.in JD Sports little jimmy is looking at the footy kits and comes across a boro top ,and instantly he wants it and decides that the boro is the club for him.so off he trots to get some cash for his purchase."dad can i have some cash to buy a footy top" dad replys"aye jimmy which one do u want?"."the boro kit da" he replys..SMACK no jimmy not that one pick another says daddy dearest..rubbin his sore ass he heads of to find mum."Mam can i have some money to buy a boro top please.dad said i have to ask u?"....SLAP....howay lil jimmy you are not gettin a f**kin boro kit now piss off, go have a look at the trainers....rubbin his cheek he heads towards the trainers,where he noticed his sister was standing..."hey sis lend us some cash to buy a boro top please"........CRUNCH....fook off jimmy i aint havin a smoggy as brother......rubbin his nuts he gives up and goes and sits in the car.....On the way home his dad turns to jimmy and says to him "i hope u have a learnt a good lesson today son"..."yeah yeah i have dad" , "Good lad" said dad, "and the lessons u learnt was what jimmy"......."Well" says jimmy while rubbin his arse his head and his nuts he says"ive only been a boro fan for 2 hours and i already HATE U GEORDIE B*S*TARDS"

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:03
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h

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:03
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1

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:03
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1

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:03
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2

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 19:05
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1 quarter on the way to a thousand!!!

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 19:07
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250.

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:12
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251

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:13
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252

Jonesey_MFC Posted on 27/9 19:13
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251

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:13
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253

Jonesey_MFC Posted on 27/9 19:13
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254

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:14
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.

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:14
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,

Futbal_forza Posted on 27/9 19:15
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maybe a 300 could happen

Smoggy_jay Posted on 27/9 19:17
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258

Smoggy_jay Posted on 27/9 19:17
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259

Smoggy_jay Posted on 27/9 19:17
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260

Smoggy_jay Posted on 27/9 19:18
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261

Smoggy_jay Posted on 27/9 19:19
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262

Turner_86 Posted on 27/9 19:35
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A story...

He woke on a chilly night to the noise of a key turning in the lock of his bedroom door...

to be continued...

southstandstud86 Posted on 27/9 20:01
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i shall join your quest to triumph

265

rick4974 Posted on 27/9 20:04
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266

eugene_schlumberger Posted on 27/9 20:15
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Do multiple posts counts?

eugene_schlumberger Posted on 27/9 20:16
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Do multiple posts count?

jonny_giles Posted on 27/9 20:58
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Meat pie
Sausage roll
Come on.....pass that gaviscon...
ooooh, i got indigestion............

Boro_Owl Posted on 27/9 21:05
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More posting!!!

Gaizka_Is_God Posted on 27/9 23:13
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1,000,000? No chance.

gazza88 Posted on 27/9 23:23
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12i32hcjsdbvckhegfui1r3jhf;3

20_RobbieG_06 Posted on 28/9 0:00
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HOOOF!

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:19
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come on you lot

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:20
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Thursday 28th September 2006

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:21
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ooh you're catching up now

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:22
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Bolton's super white army

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:23
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Reebok Stadium Saturday

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:24
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walking down the manny road

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:24
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Bolton Banter

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:25
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Keep this going

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:51
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doctor who

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:51
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battles in time

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:55
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egg n bacon

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:56
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toast

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:56
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cup of coffee

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:57
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scooby doo is great

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:57
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so is power rangers

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:58
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and mutant ninjas

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:59
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byker grove was brill

alien3 Posted on 28/9 7:59
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english springer

alien3 Posted on 28/9 8:00
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astra 1.4

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:12
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hoof

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:13
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and hoof again

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:15
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nice day

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:29
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hoof

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:30
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gosh this is slow

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:30
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you what

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:31
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and slower

TheSmogMonster Posted on 28/9 12:31
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Maybe we should set a completion date?

A target to head towards

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:31
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is anybody there

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:32
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cool

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:32
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push it

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:33
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is there any body there /
#hello

TheSmogMonster Posted on 28/9 12:33
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comeon, at this rate it'd take nearly 30 years to get there

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:34
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is this on

TheSmogMonster Posted on 28/9 12:34
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1

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:34
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what's cooking

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:38
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why don't we post on one

Winston_Spangler Posted on 28/9 12:39
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Bored at work again.

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:40
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fly

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:40
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notebook

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:41
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=-=-=-/././.'././.

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:41
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thread

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:42
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nnbboooljku

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:43
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cigarettes and alcohol

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:44
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galatasaray

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:45
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slowly

alien3 Posted on 28/9 12:46
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moon

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:12
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The gaffer is back, and he aint happy!

vanbasten8276 Posted on 28/9 13:13
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'ello!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:15
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If they have got over two hundred, we should have over 400 now...

I am setting a target of 500 by the end of today...if this is not achieved, I will be making some changes to the staff.

georges_bush Posted on 28/9 13:16
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The counter wont let it get up to 1 hundred.

another_waster Posted on 28/9 13:21
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if this was the 343 thread we would be there now

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:32
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Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 13:32
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the original and the best.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:33
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Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:33
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Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:34
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Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**


Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:37
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Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 13:39
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Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:39
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danby Posted on 28/9 13:40
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sorry i havent been around much guys but ive swamped with work and that traitorous 9 thread is still going, thanks for your continued efforts and the first team coach role is open if alien3 would accept it.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 13:41
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Turner, are you the transexula vicar being discussed on the Nine thread?

I recall your gender beig questioned yesterday.

danby Posted on 28/9 13:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

a
b
c

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:43
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I could question many peoples gender on here, enough said

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...okay...

...post things that you can see from where you are sat right now...

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:50
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Computer screen

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:50
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mouse

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:51
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keyboard

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:52
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newspaper

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:53
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empty plate, with scrumbs on it.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:54
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scrumbs on an empty plate.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 13:55
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scrumbs?

I can see a Coors pint class on my desk, with liquid in it.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 13:57
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scrumbs are just crumbs but a little bit bigger.

what liquid???

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 14:03
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H2O

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:06
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Now thats a quality H2O!

...Pringles!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:07
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Now thats a quality H2O!

...Pringles!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:08
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oh dear, would you look at that!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:08
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its a double post!

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 14:10
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I can also see a Middlesbrough FC mug on my desk and a peanuts desk calendar.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:10
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What a terrible way to pass the 350 mark.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:11
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Whats a peanuts desk calendar???

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 14:12
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tut, kids of today.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy.

GaryHamiltonsTash Posted on 28/9 14:14
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Isn't it that bird thing from Snoopy...I had the peanuts lunch box...There's a question "Who was on your Lunch Box?"

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:15
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probably sound stupid asking this, but what has Snoopy got to do with peanuts? I only ever saw it a few times...

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 14:16
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1 million here we come!

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 14:17
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Snoop likes peanuts with his gin and juice.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 14:17
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Education really has gone down the pan.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:19
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But cartoons have improved enormously.

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 14:21
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Gatoraaaade, Gatoraaaadddddeeeee.
Water sucks, it really really sucks.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:23
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Malibu sucks, malibu and coke really really really sucks.

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 14:24
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"crikey"

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:25
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'isn't she a beauty!'

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 14:26
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Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:19 Email this Message | Edit
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But cartoons have improved enormously
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now you have just lost all credability.

Compare Thomas the tank engine of 20 years ago to now, compare Postman pat then and now.

And don't even get me started on Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:29
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Spongebob square pants is a fantastic cartoon!!! pure comedy, whats funny about post man pat?

I challenge anyone to watch an episode of spongebob and not laugh!

Spoff_MFC Posted on 28/9 14:38
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Postman Pat is educational, all about overcoming adversity.

Pat "oh no jess, a tree has fallen and blocked the road, the post will be late"
Jess "Miowww"
Pat "I know, I'll go get farmer thingy to move the tree"

The tree is moved

Pat "Fantastic, the post is delivered on time"

(sing) Postman Pat, postman pat, postman pat and his black and white cat...

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:41
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vanbasten8276 Posted on 28/9 14:45
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Wasn't there a huge fuss in America when Spongebob Squarepants was 'outed' as being gay?

Only in America...........

vanbasten8276 Posted on 28/9 14:45
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Ooops, double post!

--- Post edited by vanbasten8276 on 28/9 14:46 ---

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 14:46
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Are ya ready kids?

Aye, Aye captain!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

oooooooooooo.........

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Ready?

Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!

You telling me that is not educational, sing along theme tune!

I just copied and pasted that by the way, I don't actually know the words!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 16:29
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373

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 16:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

374

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 16:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

375

19_hewson_90 Posted on 28/9 16:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

376

danby Posted on 28/9 16:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hi there well done turner, good work today, ill get a chance soon to sit down and add a few dozen posts, maybe tonight during the football

Danby
DOT

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 16:47
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Aye, I'll give it a good pounding tonight and get it up to 500, I've got nowt else to do!!!

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 17:11
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oooh, this shrapnels givvin us a bit o' jip

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 17:14
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YBF.
Jezza, Fatty, Rob the nobs boyfriend or Hazza Hill?
me?.......Hazza.

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 17:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Are we nearly there yet?

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 17:45
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Not far to go jonny_giles, not far to go!

southstandstud86 Posted on 28/9 17:46
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erm, 383, we're so close, come on

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 17:47
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384

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 17:48
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385

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 17:49
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etc.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 19:18
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S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
S
P
A
N
K

I
T
!
!
!
!
!

danby Posted on 28/9 19:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

999,613 bottles of beer on the wall
999,613 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,612 bottles of beer on the wall

danby Posted on 28/9 19:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

999,612 bottles of beer on the wall
999,612 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,611 bottles of beer on the wall

danby Posted on 28/9 19:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

999,611 bottles of beer on the wall
999,611 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,610 bottles of beer on the wall

Smoggy_jay Posted on 28/9 19:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

391

--- Post edited by Smoggy_jay on 28/9 19:49 ---

--- Post edited by Smoggy_jay on 28/9 19:50 ---

danby Posted on 28/9 19:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

999,610 bottles of beer on the wall
999,610 bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
999,609 bottles of beer on the wall

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 19:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Geordie score update, 0-0, plenty of empty seats, Spewcastle are all over them.

danby Posted on 28/9 19:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i need newcastle to win for my accumulator
also PSG espanyol and a few others.

OnAMission5 Posted on 28/9 19:51
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Fook the barcodes!

danby Posted on 28/9 19:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

like a bat out of hell

danby Posted on 28/9 19:53
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ill be gone when the morning comes

danby Posted on 28/9 19:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

gone gone gone

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 19:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

danby, thats wrong, you should never bet on Newcastle to win

danby Posted on 28/9 19:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

not from this thread though

danby Posted on 28/9 19:55
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it was just a daft addition in an accumulator i hope i dont learn the error of my ways

danby Posted on 28/9 19:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

GOAL!!!

11' Ajax Amsterdam 1 - 0 Start Kristiansand

danby Posted on 28/9 19:57
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

FT Mlada Boleslav 4 - 2 Marseille

well i would have thought the frogs would have won

danby Posted on 28/9 19:57
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69' Grasshoppers 5 - 0 Atvidaberg


not bad for a team of insects

danby Posted on 28/9 19:58
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Dinamo Bucuresti 4 - 1 Xanthi Skoda


poor old xanthi

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 19:58
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400 up, and the million just gets closer and closer!

danby Posted on 28/9 20:01
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Iraklis Saloniki 0 - 0 Wisla Krakow


its all greek to me well possibly half is

danby Posted on 28/9 20:02
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Litex Lovech 1 - 2 Maccabi Haifa


poor litex

danby Posted on 28/9 20:03
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17' Rangers 1 - 0 Molde


come on you gerrrss

danby Posted on 28/9 20:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

going to watch lost, good look with your posting might be able toget the laptop to help out still

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 20:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Norwegian League, Rosenberg 2-1 Tromso.

Marlon_D Posted on 28/9 20:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

412

Smoggy_jay Posted on 28/9 20:07
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keane should of scored for spurs

Smoggy_jay Posted on 28/9 20:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

he only needed to put his body in the way

Smoggy_jay Posted on 28/9 20:09
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useless tw.at

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 20:14
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Do you want Spuds to win???

I hope they get knocked out.

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 20:38
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Ted Rogers or Ted Rodgers?

danby Posted on 28/9 20:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1-0 newcastle!

danby Posted on 28/9 20:42
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2-0 looking good forthe geordies.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 20:44
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I could play against the turd that they've got tonight!

danby Posted on 28/9 20:47
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i am the music man

danby Posted on 28/9 20:48
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i come from down your way

danby Posted on 28/9 20:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

and i can play

Chesterlista Posted on 28/9 20:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Just got back from the US

danby Posted on 28/9 20:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

did you have a good time?




what can you play

danby Posted on 28/9 20:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i can play the piano

danby Posted on 28/9 20:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

pia pia piano
piano piano
pia pia piano
pia piano

danby Posted on 28/9 20:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i am the music man

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 20:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

2-1 CoooME ooooooNNNN!!!!!

they've still got no chance.

da_hez Posted on 28/9 20:54
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duno if the post counter will go that far would be interesting to know when it stops

danby Posted on 28/9 20:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i come from down your way

danby Posted on 28/9 20:57
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

ah mr heslehurst i presume

will only take about 25 years to reach a million

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:02
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

If we do fail, we will at least find out how far the counter will allow a thread to go, which in itself will be an achievment to be proud of.

danby Posted on 28/9 21:03
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

we might be in the gazette haha

we are in to the top 10 threads on fmttm. congratulations to all involoved

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I am back at Uni on Tuesday, so I will be endlessly adding to the thread. You have seen nothing yet!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I am making it my personal challenge to attract more interest, and make the thread more amusing and interesting, I have a few ideas.

I know it is already a thrilling read but it could be better...

danby Posted on 28/9 21:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

up to 9th in the fmttm rankings

turner you are a credit to the cause.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:09
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I wonder if there is a world record for the longest messageboard thread???

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:09
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monkey nuts.
Peanuts still in the shell?

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Brussel sprouts.
Made in Belgium?

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Granny Smiths apples.
Who raided her oggy tree?

danby Posted on 28/9 21:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

im sure there is a record i wonder what it is!! hmmmm guinness book of records here we come!!

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Come on Southgate...
post number......4-4-2!!!

Damn you!

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 28/9 21:13 ---

danby Posted on 28/9 21:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

oggy oggy oggy

danby Posted on 28/9 21:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

you are my boro

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I fancy a lager top whilst listening to Herp Alpert.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:15
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Giles 4-5-1 coming up!

danby Posted on 28/9 21:15
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

my only boro



welcome to the cause jonny g

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:16
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

A lager top??? as in lemon top???

danby Posted on 28/9 21:17
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i believe a lager top is a shandy for those southerners

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:17
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Happy to help, 9 posts, pfffft.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:17
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

jonny_giles has done well today danby, potential coach/assistant manager there...?

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:19
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Mally C ov da million fread innit

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:20
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

4-5-3, now there is a formation...do you think the ref will notice the extra two stikers???

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:21
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

jonny_g, do you own a clipboard???

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:23
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Blackburn would still beat us.

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

They don't call me Dennis Norden for nothing y'know.
I have Crocodile clips too.

danby Posted on 28/9 21:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i have crocodile shoes, not really

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

You are probably right!

Is there owt good on telly now? Or should I stick some music on? hmmm...

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

m9i9898xdxz444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444ttttttttttttttttttt oivb.''''''''''''''''''''' jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

^^^^^Daughters commited too looka^^^^^

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:33
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I may have to consider standing down as manager, as jonny_giles daughter is clearly a better person for the job

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Thats it for the night.
Good luck getting to target 5 zero zero.
COME ON!

jonny_giles Posted on 28/9 21:37
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

OOOWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY.............

BTW, hitlers paintings were crud.

bic_biro_eye Posted on 28/9 21:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

im starving

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

MTV2 it is then...

...T-Rex, nice...GEETTTTT IIITTT OOOONNN!!!!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!!!


Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 21:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Take your protein pills and put your helmet oooooohhhhooooonnnnn....

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:09
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Ooh-la she was such a good girl to me...

Ooh-la the world just chewed he up, and spat her out...

danby Posted on 28/9 22:09
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

500 here we come

danby Posted on 28/9 22:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

31

danby Posted on 28/9 22:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

30

danby Posted on 28/9 22:11
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

my bets tonight were:

danby Posted on 28/9 22:11
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

newcastle
seville
PSG
Rangers
Ajax

Hull_Boro Posted on 28/9 22:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Pass me my beer please......

danby Posted on 28/9 22:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

paid just over evens

danby Posted on 28/9 22:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

which was nice

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Well done danby, I wish I had the sensibility to go for accumilitors that might actually come off!

danby Posted on 28/9 22:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hull boro - do you want a frosted glass?

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Some long words in that last post, did I spell them right

danby Posted on 28/9 22:16
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

haah i dont think you did

danby Posted on 28/9 22:17
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

BAR IS NOW OPEN UP TO 500 POSTS

its £1 a pint up to 500
£1.50 up to 1000

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:17
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I dont even know if sensibility is a word

danby Posted on 28/9 22:19
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

yeah its a word

havent you heard of the book/film

sense and sensibility?

danby Posted on 28/9 22:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

17 to go then bed

Hangman
youve 7 lives

FILM


- - - - - - - - -

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:23
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Ah yes, I just dont trust myself when I have had a few lagers, I have been known to speak funny and invent new frabrods.

danby Posted on 28/9 22:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

TURNER

you have been spotted on the "other" thread i am saddened by this.

if you are to post on "that" thread it is to attract new talent.

by the way it was anchorman.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:28
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

It's all part of the tactics danby, all part of the tactics!

danby Posted on 28/9 22:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i will stand by you through this difficult time and i hope that in future when the big offers come in you will stand by me.

i have made an attractive offer to Mr Downing Wave to come and join us as first team coach.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

No spiders yet tonight, had two last night, biggens aswell...

danby Posted on 28/9 22:33
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

10

danby Posted on 28/9 22:33
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

9

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

danby, after a difficult day yesterday, I set a tough target of 500 this afternoon, lo and behold...

danby Posted on 28/9 22:38
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

so close now

alien3 Posted on 28/9 22:38
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

testing

Link: test

danby Posted on 28/9 22:38
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

501 would put us 6th in the overall fmttm threads

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

test successful! I think, what were you trying to do?

danby Posted on 28/9 22:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

all together now 5

4

danby Posted on 28/9 22:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

3

2

danby Posted on 28/9 22:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1

danby Posted on 28/9 22:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

500!!!!!!!!!!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:42
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I have a tear in my eye! So proud

danby Posted on 28/9 22:43
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

congratulations to all involved.


0.05% of the way there now

danby Posted on 28/9 22:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Good night all

thanks for all your hard work and support

500 posts in 4 days.

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...and we continue...

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Cheerio danby...

COME ON BORO!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 22:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...WHATS THAT COMIN OVER THE HILL IS IT A LOBSTER IS IT A LOBSTEEEERRRRR!

...WHATS THAT COMIN OVER YA TITS IS IT A MONSTER IS IT A MONSTEEEERRRRR!

alien3 Posted on 28/9 22:58
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i didn't relise people read these posts

alien3 Posted on 28/9 22:59
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

cant this post any faster

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 23:01
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

It's all good alien, we're on our way fella!

alien3 Posted on 28/9 23:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hoof

alien3 Posted on 28/9 23:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

whys this thing so slow

alien3 Posted on 28/9 23:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

it's getting slower and slower this

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 23:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

imagine what it will be like when we get near the million!

it will take a day to post one reply!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 23:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

AAAAA like all the girls and all the girls like meeee...

...waaa....aaa...aaa...aaaa....aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tracemfc Posted on 28/9 23:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

SLOW LINK!!!!!!

theres my big contribution!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 23:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

why fankyou!

Turner_86 Posted on 28/9 23:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Fozzem Bozzem!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:02
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Superstar tradesmen, stand at the bar...get a trade son, you will go far...

YEEHAAR!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...girls who are boys who treat girls who are boys like they're boys who are girls who love boys who treat boys who are girls who treat boys like they're girls who love boys but they're girls who treat boys like they're girls...always should be someone you really looooooovvvveeeeee!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

You got to tolerate all those people that you hate I'm not in love with yooouuu...blah blah blah

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I'm comin home, I'm comin home...to make it alright so dry your eyes...we think the same things at the same time...


Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:36
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...it was a slippery slippery slope, it was a slippery slippery slippery slope...

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:37
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

and a slippery slope it was

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:38
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

it was

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:38
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...and I slipped!

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

well get up

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEYS

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...we're just tryin to be friendly, gotta stop foolin around

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

were always monkeying around

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

kazza sing us a song, kazza kazza sing us a song...!!!!

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

cheer up sleepy jean
ohh what can it mean
to a daydream believer
and a home coming queen

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**


Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...you could have made it a bit more lively like! tut!

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i sing myself to sleep
a song of the darkest hour
secret i cant keep
inside of the day

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

ohhhhhhhhhh sit down
ohhhhhhhhhh sit down
sit down next to me
sit down down down down in sympathy

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

What song is that? I know I know it, but I don't recognize it...

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

james sit down
one of the best bands

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

ahhhh! I knew I knew it!

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

liar liar bums on fire

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Shut ya face!

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:58
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

wanna fight like

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 0:59
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

You couldn't fight me, don't be daft ya mad cow!

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 0:59
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

do you think any one will read any of this

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 1:00
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

cos i dont

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 1:00
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

unless there have got nothing else better to do

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 1:01
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

you fell asleep

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 1:01
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

nope, not a word!

We could say anything on here, only danby would see it


kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 1:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

5 past 1 im going to bed

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 1:08
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

night night, have a good night out tomorra kazza.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 1:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...its Thursday isn't it, make that a good night on saturday then!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 2:15
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...a said he doesn't look a thing like jesus, but he, talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young...

night all.

alien3 Posted on 29/9 7:33
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come on everybody

alien3 Posted on 29/9 7:34
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Friday 29th September 2006

alien3 Posted on 29/9 7:52
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HELLO , HELLO, IS ANYBODY THERE

alien3 Posted on 29/9 7:53
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IS ANYBODY ELSE DOING THIS OR WHAT

alien3 Posted on 29/9 7:54
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WE'VE GOT TO GET IT UP TO 600 AT LEAST

danby Posted on 29/9 8:05
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good morning alien thank you all for your contribution.




--- Post edited by danby on 29/9 10:40 ---

danby Posted on 29/9 8:42
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im sure turner will be joining us soon, but ive got a busy day at work today :(

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 8:51
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dont work to hard

Smoggy_jay Posted on 29/9 9:15
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whats everyones fav micheal jackson song?

Smoggy_jay Posted on 29/9 9:16
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he's a legend

Smoggy_jay Posted on 29/9 9:18
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563

--- Post edited by Smoggy_jay on 29/9 9:19 ---

alien3 Posted on 29/9 10:11
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eek

alien3 Posted on 29/9 10:13
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is it me or is this thing slow

alien3 Posted on 29/9 10:14
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any one know any good songs

alien3 Posted on 29/9 10:15
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ANYONE

alien3 Posted on 29/9 10:17
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TAKEAWAY
CHINESE IS MINE

alien3 Posted on 29/9 10:22
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IS THIS THING ON,THE MORE POSTS THE SLOWER IT IS

danby Posted on 29/9 10:43
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

keep the faith everyone, we are ahead of the other thread but i dont think it should be a competition they should all come on this thread.

Smoggy_jay Posted on 29/9 11:06
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571

Bernies_right_boot Posted on 29/9 11:55
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carry on, nothing to see here.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 12:11
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Good Noon! Target for today...750.

--- Post edited by Turner_86 on 29/9 12:11 ---

georges_bush Posted on 29/9 13:28
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepleeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:08
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HO HO HO...ima bad mofo.....

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:09
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^^^best whacko jacko song by a zillion miles^^^^^^

it were proper bo a tell thee

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:11
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miss world 2006.
might watch it, 30th sep 2006.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:12
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Good afternoon soon to be millionaires.
Keep up the good work goddamnit.
We shall overcome.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:14
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Blankety blank, blankety blank,
blankety blank, blankety blank,
blankety blank blankety blank, blankety blank,
blankety blank.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:16
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Dinghy lips.
Haven't called someone that for ages me like.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 14:25
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deee daaar deee daaar deee daaar...

...Tim Henman is rubbish.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:43
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At what? acting in ariel adverts?

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Aquafresh, colgate, arm and hammer, all toothpastes.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 14:46
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Dirty dancing, flashdance, fame, all dancy films for women.

danby Posted on 29/9 14:47
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sterling work lads
keep it up target 750 today

il be able to help tonight.



umpah lumpah

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 14:51
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How now brown cow?

......I am off out, but I will be back...

............weebls wobble but they dont fall dooooown!

Doktor_Mandrake Posted on 29/9 16:02
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587 ....

danby Posted on 29/9 16:36
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durdle duh

danby Posted on 29/9 16:39
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taking its time!

danby Posted on 29/9 16:40
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wooohooo
its the weekend!!

danby Posted on 29/9 16:41
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can we climb this mountain? i dont know
i know we can make it if we take it slow

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 16:42
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Happy new weekend danby...

Happy new weekend everybody...

*BIG GAY TELETUBBIE HUG*

danby Posted on 29/9 16:42
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whats everyones plans this weekend?

danby Posted on 29/9 16:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

i was watching
with one eye on the otherside
i had 15 people telling me to move
i got moving on my mind

danby Posted on 29/9 16:46
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happy weekend to you too turner

if only there were one everyweek!

danby Posted on 29/9 16:47
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i write sins not tragedies.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 16:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I just crossed my legs, you know like kids do, where you fold up up whilst sat down, and I literally got stuck, it took me a couple of minutes to unravel myself, scarey stuff...

danby Posted on 29/9 16:48
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people in love get everything wrong

danby Posted on 29/9 16:48
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i am sat with my legs crossed on my computer chair never thought of the hazards before. i will be aware

danby Posted on 29/9 16:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1

danby Posted on 29/9 16:49
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2

danby Posted on 29/9 16:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

3

danby Posted on 29/9 16:50
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4

danby Posted on 29/9 16:50
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get with the wicked

sponski2000 Posted on 29/9 16:50
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600 up

* round of applause *

only another 999400 to go, keep it up

danby Posted on 29/9 16:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

STOP!
i said its happening again
were all wasting away

danby Posted on 29/9 16:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

off out for a bit, recruitment is the key. (wink)

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 16:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

150 to go to reach todays target, tomorrow is a big day, target 1000, but I am going out tomorrow night so someone will have to work hard.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 16:57
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

If you don't know me by now...

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 16:58
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...you will never never never know meeee...

Borolad89 Posted on 29/9 16:59
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there is now one on the geordies board,

thanks to yours truly

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 16:59
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...mmmmmmm hmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm hmm.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:01
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bah! those boring buggers won't know what to do with it!!!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:04
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...Your once...

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:05
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...twice...

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:06
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...three times the gravy...

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:07
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Channel 5 tonight, 8:30pm The All Star Talent Show - Jeremy Beadle performs magic! WOO HOO!

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:08
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bisto

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:15
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I've just heard there are 52,000 empty seats at St James Park, and only 35,000 empty seats at the Riverside!

bah! those Geordies think they are so fantastic!

bah!

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Jesper Parneviks plus fours.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:22
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Bob Carolgees smelly left hand.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:23
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Lomana Lualua drinks UmBongo.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:25
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I've just smelt my hand, it smells like Yorkshire Pudding!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:26
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UmBongo UmBongo...

Why is that jonny, is he from the UmCongo?

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Just what i heard on the grapevine, UmBongo UmBongo they drink it in the Bongo....
Summink like that.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:37
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Best Batman noise effect must be "whack".

oops

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 29/9 17:37 ---

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:37
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Do they serve it in the Bongo???

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:38
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

No way man! 'POW' is easily the best...

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:38
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So Marvin Gaye told me.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

10 Berkley red please roy.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

nenenenenene batman!

Link: POW

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Blackjack Roulette Craps.
That game must be poo.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:42
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Mod upside down man.

Goddamn jets

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 29/9 17:42 ---

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:43
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What's a wanton???

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:43
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Needledick needledick
Your name is needledick

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

L,l l look at meee, i gotta w,w,ww,wooden spoon muuurrgghh

I'ma f,f,football player mmmuuurrrggghhhh

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 29/9 17:45 ---

And i like Vicky Valencor, and she likes me back, and she showed me her boobies, and i like them too.

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 29/9 17:46 ---

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

in-depth issues analyized conclusions; however some conclusions made a point! sick cowboys got jiggy with it.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:48
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Your fascist shouldn't do party tricks and should never self-flagellate...but one pervert had to clone the pervert...

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Whats a mormon?
Is it like a Jemimahs witness?

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 17:51
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May i just point out that after reading certain other threads, that jealousy is a female trait.

Gaizka_Mendieta_14 Posted on 29/9 17:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I love lamp.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 17:55
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...that repetition wouldn't reconcile all motifs on the following pages? ...

...it's a shame that, the ninja could get jiggy with it at 32 feet per second per second...

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 18:03
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

We called her "the skinny banker".

Michael named the ship Titanic.

That barber elected Bill captain of our team.

That dentist saw him swim.

That gardener named the baby Susan.

danby Posted on 29/9 18:05
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why cant people post that they hate the million thread on the million thread? that would make life easier.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 18:08
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

danby brawled with the dirty football, It thought blankly.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 18:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

The feeble stream riots next to the underwear. A blanket independence distributes the mass. The energy concedes the instrumental map above the toilet seat. Does the broadcast offender reflect?

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 18:29
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Are these cryptic because my brain is hurting.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 18:30
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Tonight I ran into a wall yesterday, I swear it moved!

Futbal_forza Posted on 29/9 19:12
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come on this could be a 1000

Futbal_forza Posted on 29/9 19:16
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.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 19:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

You missed 3 zeros off that, a million is 1,000,000.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 19:31
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a few children gave birth to a dolphin.

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 19:39
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And they named it Shampu.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 19:41
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Nobody knows why a marmite monster wrote about a secret hair.

da_hez Posted on 29/9 19:46
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Free BORAT movie screenings

closest is newcastle like but you guys from out the area cud benifit

Link: borat

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 19:50
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Yakshemash.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 19:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I like Yakshemash.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 20:11
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 20:11
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...?

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 20:12
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Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

jonny_giles Posted on 29/9 20:15
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Julius Ceasar the roman geezer killed his wife with a lemon squeezer.

No links sorry.

--- Post edited by jonny_giles on 29/9 20:16 ---

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 20:20
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What is green and smells like pork?



















































Kermit's middle finger.

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 20:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

A Can has been opened, and a parmo and a pizza donner have been ordered! Lets ave it!

Time to get this thing moving!

littlejimmy Posted on 29/9 20:34
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What's better than tulips on your piano?

Roses on your organ.


That's not right.

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 20:35
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wrong way round jimmy

da_hez Posted on 29/9 20:35
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Do you reckon thats a slide on the right to get down from the top floor surly not

Link: boat

littlejimmy Posted on 29/9 20:37
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Sorry.

Er...

What's worse than pianos on your roses.

Organs on your tulips.



Hmmmm.

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 20:41
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organs on tulips wrong way round

kazzaxxx Posted on 29/9 20:43
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ohhh bollox

NeilInFrance Posted on 29/9 20:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Will never happen

Link: Maillot de Foot

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 20:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...some people really need to lighten up a bit...

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

mar...moomoo!

danby Posted on 29/9 21:17
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tonight.... im gonna have myself a real good time

danby Posted on 29/9 21:18
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

dont stop me dont stop me

danby Posted on 29/9 21:18
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

caaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

danby Posted on 29/9 21:18
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

anybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

danby Posted on 29/9 21:19
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

find me!!

danby Posted on 29/9 21:19
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

SOMEBODY TO LOVE!!!!!!!!!

danby Posted on 29/9 21:20
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

aaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you gonne take me home tonight

danby Posted on 29/9 21:20
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

aaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeee
down beside that red fire light

danby Posted on 29/9 21:21
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

aaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you gonne let it all hang out

danby Posted on 29/9 21:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS
you make the rocking world go round

danby Posted on 29/9 21:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

This thing

danby Posted on 29/9 21:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

called love

danby Posted on 29/9 21:25
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i just cant handle it!

danby Posted on 29/9 21:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

he doesnt look a thing like jesus

danby Posted on 29/9 21:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

but he talks like a gentleman

danby Posted on 29/9 21:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

like you imagine
when you were young

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:27
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

ch ch ch checkin it out...

danby Posted on 29/9 21:28
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

love
love will tear us apart
again

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:28
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

takin ma chances!

danby Posted on 29/9 21:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

too much information

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...I'm just checkin it out whats shakin in ma faaaaaace!

danby Posted on 29/9 21:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

well i said your good for nothing

danby Posted on 29/9 21:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

STOP
i said its happening again
were all wasting away

danby Posted on 29/9 21:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

its gonna be left to you to get the 700 up turner
im going offline
thanks for your time and effort

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

rito.

dunno whos gonna do it tomorra like, I won't be on here all day, maybe a bit in the mornin but thats all.

Might have to do a major effort on Sunday whilst recovering!

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:43
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

3

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

2

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1

Turner_86 Posted on 29/9 21:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

700 mark! YEEHAA.

...on we go.

jayno Posted on 29/9 22:42
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

where does the word cheapskate orinate ?

Turner_86 Posted on 30/9 0:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

he lives in a house,
he lives in a house,
he lives in a house so jump around...

...jump around

...ju ju ju ju jump around...he lives in a house so get down...

...and jump around!

Turner_86 Posted on 30/9 0:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

he lives with a grouse,
he lives with a grouse,
he lives with a grouse so jump around...

...jump around

...ju ju ju ju jump around...he lives with a grouse so get down...

...and jump around!

...put in put in and tek it out! jump up and down, ju ju jump around!

...give the grouse a pound...jump around!

Turner_86 Posted on 30/9 0:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

she lives with a louse,
she lives with a louse,
she lives with a louse so do a brown...

...do a brown

...d d d d do a brown...she lives with a louse so get down...

...and do a brown, do do do a smelly brown!

...put in put in and tek it out! do a brown, ju ju jump around!

...give the louse ya brown...jump around!

Turner_86 Posted on 30/9 1:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Morph...

Link: ...

alien3 Posted on 30/9 10:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Saturday 30th September 2006 What's everybody up to?

alien3 Posted on 30/9 10:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I think we're on a winner here boys!

jonny_giles Posted on 30/9 12:02
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Sir Huthington of Huthalot.

Turner_86 Posted on 30/9 12:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Okay so, we missed our target of 750 yesterday, but we still did well. It's the weekend so no targets, post as you wish, and we will see where we are on Monday, and set a new target then. I believe we will probably have reached 1000 by Monday morning.

Enjoy the weekend.

COME ON BORO!

Nellmad Posted on 30/9 12:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Hey I have 500 Tampons for sale anyone interested going cheap, no strings, bloody good deal.

jonny_giles Posted on 30/9 12:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Hey i have 500 budgerigars going cheep, no legs so perches not necessary, bloody good deal.

becky_sarah_4liyf Posted on 30/9 16:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

3-0 to boro cumon southgate.

wat does everyone think bout the get rid of southgate petition thread.

i dont like the lack of support

borobeer Posted on 30/9 16:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Post 714 and rising !!!!!!!!!!!!!only 999286 more posts to go

pierreuk Posted on 30/9 17:00
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I'm not contributing to such a silly thread.

jonny_giles Posted on 30/9 17:01
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Come on Boro!

alien3 Posted on 1/10 10:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

where are you all, it's took 10 minutes to find this.

jonny_giles Posted on 1/10 12:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I've retired.

southstandstud86 Posted on 1/10 12:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

719

danby Posted on 1/10 14:27
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

the huth
the huth
the huth is on fire

danby Posted on 1/10 14:27
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

if you could have one wish what would it be?>

danby Posted on 1/10 14:28
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

richs you could only dream of?

danby Posted on 1/10 14:28
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

play professional football?

Feed_The_Yak Posted on 1/10 15:16
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

724 Come on!

downing4england Posted on 1/10 19:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

725

Estonboy Posted on 1/10 19:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

and here's my contribution to such a worthy cause

alien3 Posted on 1/10 19:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

and heres my contrubution to the thread
come on everybody, whats your favourite song at the minute.

L18MBR Posted on 1/10 19:58
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on!!!!!

uttoxboro Posted on 1/10 21:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

We Shall Overcome Some Day .............

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello, hello,hello

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello, hello,hello hello

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:55
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello, hello,hello hello and hello

Spoff_MFC Posted on 2/10 7:55
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

How is this not dead!

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:55
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello, hello,hello hello and hello
IS THER ANYBODY DOING THIS OR WHAT

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello, hello,hello hello and hello
IS THERE ANYBODY DOING THIS OR WHAT?

alien3 Posted on 2/10 7:57
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday 2nd October 2006
What's everyone doing?
hello, hello,hello hello and hello
IS THERE ANYBODY DOING THIS OR WHAT? CAN WE GET TO 800

scudo Posted on 2/10 8:15
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Looks like it will stop on 739

jonny_giles Posted on 2/10 8:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1 more for old times sake.

alien3 Posted on 2/10 9:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on Turner where are you?

alien3 Posted on 2/10 9:32
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on Turner where are you?
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.
I can't believe this has not reached a thousand yet.

alien3 Posted on 2/10 9:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on Turner where are you?
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.
I can't believe this has not reached a thousand yet.
Whats the weather like were you are ,it's dull and wet here.

alien3 Posted on 2/10 9:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on Turner where are you?
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.
I can't believe this has not reached a thousand yet.
Whats the weather like were you are ,it's dull and wet here.
Oh no its persisting it down.

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 10:36
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday mondaaaay, so good to meeee!

It's only just begUUUUUN!

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 10:36
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Monday mondaaaay, so good to meeee!

It's only just begUUUUUN!

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 10:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

and a double post to start off the week! WOO HOO! get my student loan today, I hear the sound of bouncers saying 'I.D please!'

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 10:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Anybody fancy a race, I am going to get a race started...

...say 'I'm fast' below if you want to compete in my race.

fly_me_to_the_smog Posted on 2/10 11:00
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

But I am fast.

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 11:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

About time you contributed fly_me_to_the_smog!

fly_me_to_the_smog Posted on 2/10 11:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Hey Turner_86

Anyone told you you can't sing?

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 11:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

yes! but fortunately I can type!

Did you manage to watch the game on Saturday?

fly_me_to_the_smog Posted on 2/10 11:19
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Only saw the highlights on Match of the Day.

The highlights made us look good !!

Maybe we should have had a draw.

Feel a bit for Southgate at the moment.

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 11:23
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

We weren't that bad to be honest, we probably did deserve a draw.

Next two games, Everton and Newcastle at home are important, Newcastle could be interesting if we lose to Everton

--- Post edited by Turner_86 on 2/10 11:24 ---

fly_me_to_the_smog Posted on 2/10 11:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Wish we were playing Newcastle NOW.

Everton will be tough, but then any opposition is tough for us at the moment.

Hey, this race, you're a bit slow aren't you ?

And all the other runners, where are they? have we passed them all?

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 11:32
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

If we lose the next two I think the crowd will turn on Southgate.

I hope we dont.

the race hasn't gone according to plan!

fly_me_to_the_smog Posted on 2/10 11:42
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Do you think we will lose the next two?

We will struggle to beat Everton, and if we don't beat them (a draw will be as bad as a win as far as the fans are concerned)the Newcastle match will be a volcano ready to erupt.

I'm not sure if this two week break is good or bad for us.

georges_bush Posted on 2/10 12:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

boobies

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 18:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

VVVVVVVVVVV down there VVVVVVVVVVVV





































































































































































































































































































































































































































Futbal_forza Posted on 2/10 18:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

up the boro

danby Posted on 2/10 19:21
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

watford v fulham

danby Posted on 2/10 19:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

if watford win boro drop in to bottom 3

danby Posted on 2/10 19:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

which is bad

danby Posted on 2/10 19:22
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

so come on fulham and franky Q

danby Posted on 2/10 19:23
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on boro

danby Posted on 2/10 19:23
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

eeee byyyyeeee gum

danby Posted on 2/10 19:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

name a simpsons character....

danby Posted on 2/10 19:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

barney gumble

danby Posted on 2/10 19:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

monty burns

danby Posted on 2/10 19:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

milhouse van houten

Turner_86 Posted on 2/10 19:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I've got a 5er on more than 2 goals, 11/10.

alien3 Posted on 3/10 8:35
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hoof

alien3 Posted on 3/10 8:36
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hoof and hoof again

alien3 Posted on 3/10 8:36
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hoof and hoof again
tuesday 3rd october 2006

Futbal_forza Posted on 3/10 10:11
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

this post may actually reach 1000

Futbal_forza Posted on 3/10 10:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hehe getting tickets for citeh on the cheap for students too

Spoff_MFC Posted on 3/10 10:15
Time To Put This Thread To Bed

Is the end nigh?

Futbal_forza Posted on 3/10 10:17
re: Time To Put This Thread To Bed

indeed i believe soo

Turner_86 Posted on 3/10 13:54
re: Time To Put This Thread To Bed

It aint over yet...

HOOPH!

Turner_86 Posted on 3/10 13:54
re: Time To Put This Thread To Bed

It aint over yet...

HOOPH!

Smoggy_jay Posted on 3/10 16:51
re: Time To Put This Thread To Bed

781

southstandstud86 Posted on 3/10 17:27
re: Time To Put This Thread To Bed

782

C'mon this thread was the dogs when it came on

we want 1000 by the end of the day

Improbable maybe
Impossible never

danby Posted on 3/10 18:02
MILLION

he doesnt look a thing like jesus

danby Posted on 3/10 18:02
MILLION

chinese for tea mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

danby Posted on 3/10 18:03
MILLION

crispy duck
and chicken balls that will do me"!!

danby Posted on 3/10 18:03
MILLION

thank you all for your continued support and posts

danby Posted on 3/10 18:04
MILLION

i will not stop

danby Posted on 3/10 18:04
MILLION

in my search for the deeper meaning

danby Posted on 3/10 18:05
MILLION

can anyone say anything phylosophical?

danby Posted on 3/10 18:05
MILLION

i dont think that was spelt right

danby Posted on 3/10 18:06
MILLION

right time to go pick up my tea

new shanghai in marske

i_am_boro_4_evaaa Posted on 3/10 20:48
re: MILLION

i'll help

Huzzler Posted on 3/10 22:42
re: MILLION

You do realise you aren't even 1% done yet don't you?

Good luck to you anyway!

danby Posted on 4/10 7:53
re: MILLION

1% is just around the corner

alien3 Posted on 4/10 7:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hello everybody

kermit_the_smog Posted on 4/10 8:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

is it 5pm yet

danby Posted on 4/10 13:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

800 here we come

danby Posted on 4/10 13:32
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

nearly home time, only 3.5 hours to go

danby Posted on 4/10 13:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

everybody needs good neighbours

danby Posted on 4/10 13:36
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

where is turner!!?? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm



800!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo


party time

Spoff_MFC Posted on 4/10 13:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

less than 3hrs to home time for me...

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:03
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

just been reading through all these posts,dead funny.
Can't believe everybody won't just add something to it.

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

oh i forgot to add the date
wednesday 4th october 2006

kazzaxxx Posted on 4/10 14:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

my contribution for today

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Turner you've done very well to keep this going,we now need to promote it more.
Problem is ,it takes ages to reply to it.

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what is the record on here for the most posts ,does anyone know?

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

favourite tv programme at the minute?

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on everybody
i'm going to repeat myself several times now
so stand back
BURP

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on everybody
DID YOU LIKE THAT?

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:27
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I RECKON WE TRY FOR 900 BY TOMORROW 7.30 AM

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

who's going to win the premiership?i'm going for Man U

kazzaxxx Posted on 4/10 14:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

your trying your hardest arnt ya

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Gosh this is so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Spoff_MFC Posted on 4/10 14:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1292, Alien.

Lests Play A Game...

Link: See

alien3 Posted on 4/10 14:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Gosh this is so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 14:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I'm still with you guys, just been busy last couple of days, back at Uni and everything...

...once it settles down i'll be back to my best...keep it up.

danby Posted on 4/10 14:42
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

if only my works internet was as fast as my home internet

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 14:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

The University one is really slow too, you would think it would be very fast!

danby Posted on 4/10 14:56
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

a way of posting quicker:


once you have posted a message press back on your browser and you get back to the post your reply screen,
edit your message and post again. saves it loading up as much

danby Posted on 4/10 14:58
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

work should get a new system with broadband to every computer.

danby Posted on 4/10 14:59
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

that would be nice

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 15:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

good tip danby.

southstandstud86 Posted on 4/10 15:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

we need something contreversial to get people interested


erm....













Mendieta for captain

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 15:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

We need to get them on the thread first, I think most people just see 'the Million thread' and ignore it now.

...can I just say, I have a thread sitting on 92, 8 more to go if anyone wishes to help

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 15:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I have a 5000 word dissertation to do

boroborn Posted on 4/10 15:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1,000,000 i think not.

emeraldtoon Posted on 4/10 15:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Something contreversial eh...

How about your average attendence last year?

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 16:13
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

How about, you get off our board and go and bother your real rivals, we are sick of you foreigners bothering us on here.

jonny_giles Posted on 4/10 17:00
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Mentos, noshit!

stretchinnit Posted on 4/10 17:09
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

minge warrior

jonny_giles Posted on 4/10 17:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1 MAN TENT.

emeraldtoon Posted on 4/10 17:25
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Always taught Johnny Giles was a Leeds legend

Turner_86 Posted on 4/10 18:00
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Always thought the cartoon fans didn't care about Middlesbrough.

jonny_giles Posted on 4/10 18:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I'm no relation.

danby Posted on 4/10 19:04
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hmmmmmmmmm

danby Posted on 4/10 19:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

something controversial

danby Posted on 4/10 19:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

maybe

danby Posted on 4/10 19:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

who will be the next labour leader?

danby Posted on 4/10 19:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

john reid

danby Posted on 4/10 19:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

gordon brown

danby Posted on 4/10 19:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

or john prescott?

paul_81 Posted on 4/10 19:42
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

think u need a few more hits

alien3 Posted on 4/10 19:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what's everybody up to tonight ?
If we keep going we'll make 900 by tomorrow.

alien3 Posted on 4/10 19:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what's everybody up to tonight ?
If we keep going we'll make 900 by tomorrow.
I'll post this as many times as i can.

alien3 Posted on 4/10 19:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what's everybody up to tonight ?
If we keep going we'll make 900 by tomorrow.
I'll post this as many times as i can.

How you doing ?

alien3 Posted on 4/10 19:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what's everybody up to tonight ?
If we keep going we'll make 900 by tomorrow.
I'll post this as many times as i can.

How you doing ?
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alien3 Posted on 4/10 19:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what's everybody up to tonight ?
If we keep going we'll make 900 by tomorrow.
I'll post this as many times as i can.

How you doing ?
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alien3 Posted on 4/10 19:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

HELLO ,HELLO

paul_81 Posted on 4/10 19:55
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

HI THERES nother one

paul_81 Posted on 4/10 21:12
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hopin you don't want a million soon coz u lookin like u gonna struggle

alien3 Posted on 5/10 7:59
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

thursday 5th october 2006
good morning everyone
weather here is =-it hows it were you are?

danby Posted on 5/10 8:02
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

morning alien, its alright here in redcar, little hazy

danby Posted on 5/10 8:02
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

off to work now, have a nice day, this should get a lot of posts tonight, i have nothing planned

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 12:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

HELLOOOO!

Lets get it moving today 1000 here we come, I'm home all day now and have to traul the net for research, so I'll keep this open and post as much as I can.

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 12:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I said...

HELLOOOO!

Lets get it moving today 1000 here we come, I'm home all day now and have to traul the net for research, so I'll keep this open and post as much as I can.

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 12:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I just purchased the new Killers album and The kasabian one, gerrin!

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 12:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

What Middlesbrough like on a Monday and Tuesday???

alien3 Posted on 5/10 15:05
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hello , how's everybody doing seems like we missed the target of 900 .So we'll just have to see what we can do today.

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 17:02
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

T Pots J
T P G

smoggie4ever Posted on 5/10 18:37
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

only 999,141 to go

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 18:39
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

WAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUP!

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 18:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

WAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 18:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

WAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 18:41
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

WAAAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!

danby Posted on 5/10 18:48
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

anyone going out tonight?

danby Posted on 5/10 18:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

im off down redcar with a few mates

danby Posted on 5/10 18:49
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

meeting in spoons at about 7.15

danby Posted on 5/10 18:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

shoul be a decent night

danby Posted on 5/10 18:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

might end up in aruba

danby Posted on 5/10 18:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

but i like it on a thurs, indie night

danby Posted on 5/10 18:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

pity im at work tomorrow

danby Posted on 5/10 18:51
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

but its jeans for genes day so its non uniform haha

danby Posted on 5/10 18:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

might go straight to work from being out. NOT

danby Posted on 5/10 18:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

id get told off

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 18:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Much too manky to set foot on the town tonight, s'posed to get windy later on. brr!

Saturday, Empire for me.

danby Posted on 5/10 18:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

name the song.


was a cold and wet december day, as we touched the ground at JFK

danby Posted on 5/10 18:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

strap on sally chases down the alley

danby Posted on 5/10 18:55
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

if it hadnt have been for cotton eye joe id been married a long time ago

danby Posted on 5/10 18:58
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

think im down redcar again on saturday, havent been to empire for a while tho

danby Posted on 5/10 18:58
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

right im off out down town

danby Posted on 5/10 18:59
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

have a good night and keep the faith!!!!!!


our hopes and expectations.... black holes and revelations

Turner_86 Posted on 5/10 19:06
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Cheerio danby, have a good night mate.

900 here we come!

alien3 Posted on 5/10 19:11
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hello ,keep it up

Mart_C Posted on 5/10 20:43
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

is this post going to beat the famous Lets play a game post

alien3 Posted on 6/10 7:26
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

friday 6th october 2006
well it looks like everybody's lost interest in this challenge but i will keep adding to it.At this rate i'll be 107

paul_81 Posted on 6/10 11:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

here's hit number 886

paul_81 Posted on 6/10 11:10
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

here's hit number 887

--- Post edited by paul_81 on 6/10 11:10 ---

markofdboro Posted on 6/10 11:14
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

888

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 11:24
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

bah! why do they have to spoil a good old ordinary saturdays football.

England again...bah!

We could have been all nervous but excited, talking of 4-5-1 or 4-4-2, will the gate get us a result or will he get the sack.

BAH!

BoroJess Posted on 6/10 12:40
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

She moves in her own way! Oh Oh Oh!

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

10

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:44
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

9

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

8

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:45
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

7

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

6

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:46
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

5

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

4

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

3

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:47
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

2

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:50
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

1

alien3 Posted on 6/10 12:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hello there it's just taken me 10 minutes to log in,glad to see you're all keeping up the good work.

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 12:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hello alien, 100 to go!

danby Posted on 6/10 16:29
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on million
come on million

danby Posted on 6/10 16:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

to the top
to the top
to the top

danby Posted on 6/10 16:31
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

what is everyones plans tonight?

i am going to

frankie and benny's for tea
then going bowling
then going to the casino to win back the money i spent!

alien3 Posted on 6/10 16:52
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

hi there glad to see some of us haven't given up.
Do you know we could writ what we want on here because ther's only us reading it!

alien3 Posted on 6/10 16:53
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

helllllllllllllllllllllllllllo

danby Posted on 6/10 16:54
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

anything?!? hmmmmmm

ferencpuskas Posted on 6/10 17:57
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

I can't see this happening, but I'll put my work in.

Mart_C Posted on 6/10 18:07
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

come on is this gunna catch lets play a game bring it on

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 18:30
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

...hmmm, write anything and no one will see...

...who's offended me lately...?

...hmmm

Turner_86 Posted on 6/10 18:34
re: **THE MILLION POST THREAD**

Look at this, The Viking name generator...

...what's your Viking name...

Mine is Eyjólf the Lousy!

Link: ...