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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 14:45
Guess who Im picking up

from Heathrow and dropping off at Newcastle airport for my mate Nige tomorrow ?


Roeders days are numbered

Yackanory Posted on 28/10 14:46
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Me?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 14:47
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No

Smifter Posted on 28/10 14:47
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Robbo

Yackanory Posted on 28/10 14:48
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Was I close?

TheBoroBoss61 Posted on 28/10 14:49
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Sven Goran Erickson

Yackanory Posted on 28/10 14:49
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David Bellamy?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 14:52
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Nope

Yackanory Posted on 28/10 14:53
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Alan Curbishley.

kerouac Posted on 28/10 14:53
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Please divulge, I am most interested..!

newholgate Posted on 28/10 14:53
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Curbishley

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 14:56
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Youre on the right lines Yack

As are you MR Olgate

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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 15:03
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Think experienced premiership manager whos been out of the game for a while

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 15:05
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How about George Graham?

GibbosEmpire Posted on 28/10 15:05
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Ron Atkinson

kerouac Posted on 28/10 15:06
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Ron Atkinson..? Alf Ramsey..?

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 15:10
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Graham Taylor?
Kevin Keegan?
Ron Manager?

newholgate Posted on 28/10 15:10
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Don't make me mad with you Mont!!!

rozi Posted on 28/10 15:18
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Peter Reid

TOONPIDGEONCHACHACHA Posted on 28/10 15:26
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So you are picking someone up at Heathrow and dropping them off at Newcatle airport....Are you a pilot?....Where is this person flying to from Newcastle Airport?....Why can't they get a flight from Heathrow to Newcastle?...Why can't they get a flight to wherever they are flying to from Newcastle from Heathrow?....Bejesus 'Soap' wasn't this complicated

goughla Posted on 28/10 15:26
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no way Rozi I was about to say that - I take it you're watching Soccer Saturday as well then!

onthemap Posted on 28/10 15:31
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I know who it is Monty, rather that lot than us eh - thank fook for Gibbo.

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 15:33
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Who? Who? Who? I need a laugh

jonny_giles Posted on 28/10 15:36
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Mike Walker.

trodbitch Posted on 28/10 15:37
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Christ, can't believe you are all taken in my monty's latest bullshitathon

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 15:38
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Howard Wilkinson?

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 15:49
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Are you gonna tell us then?????

onthemap Posted on 28/10 15:52
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Monty the only reason you have got the job is because its suppose to be hush hush, you do know that dont you? Or do you just not give a fook? smiley winking thing.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 15:54
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Someone has metioned the correct name.

And you geordie person, yes I do have a aviation licence and help my mate out when hes unavailable or double booked so just neb out, get back to your own fookin board where I would of posted the info for you if your fookin nazi admin hadnt banned me for no reason whatsofuckingever.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 15:55
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I know maps, Im doing this to fortify my credentials as a reliable source.

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 15:56
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Was it me? Was it me? I like guessing games come on its GG isnt it???

onthemap Posted on 28/10 15:59
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I'd leave it until after the skunks match later today if i were you mate, they will be in a really bad mood if they get beat.

Huan_Kerr Posted on 28/10 16:02
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The Times said that Fat Fred has always been 'an admirer' of Sven.

I hope he ends up a skunk, more ridicule heaped on them.

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:10
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Lets See? Its one of these....

Alan Curbishley
Sven Goran Erikkson
Bryan Robson
Ron Atkinson
George Graham
Graham Taylor
Kevin Keegan
Peter reid
Mike Walker
Howard Wilkinson
I think its either George Graham or Curbs.. Peter Reid would be funny as Fook

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 16:13
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One of the above, Ill narrow it down a bit, its not Peter Reid

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:14
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Does teasing turn u on Monty the suspense is bloody killing me!

ayresome_82 Posted on 28/10 16:19
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Kevin Keegan.

iron_nops Posted on 28/10 16:19
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from that list it could only be Curbs or Sven surely???

newholgate Posted on 28/10 16:21
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But Mont has already discounted Sven and Curbishley.

Who is it?

Stop hankering after a 100 post

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:23
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Where is he flying in from? cos if its Spain its Keegan, if its Sweden then its Sven... Getting close?

haxbyred Posted on 28/10 16:23
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GG

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:26
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Ive said that and he wont bite...

onthemap Posted on 28/10 16:28
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Dont think he will say anything until the Geordies have had a guess or two.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 16:32
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Nothing to see here

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Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:34
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This is getting more interesting My guess is between KK and GG

GibbosEmpire Posted on 28/10 16:35
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Isit Kevin Keegan to go to Newcastle for Director of football?

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:35
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Shall I go Geordie Baiting with this thread then?

newholgate Posted on 28/10 16:36
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Keegan then, from that list.

capitao Posted on 28/10 16:40
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It has to be bull. The geordies would lynch Shepherd and Hall if they appointed any of them.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 16:42
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I dont like what youre infering, if youre not intrested fair enough but dont be so rude

Huan_Kerr Posted on 28/10 16:44
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The Messiah returns...

In a £1/2 million pound chopper piloted by someone helping his mate out for a favour


onthemap Posted on 28/10 16:44
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Tell you what Monty I've just seen the schedule and he's not in Newcastle for long is he? Weird really.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 16:47
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Err, actually I get paid for it, he gets a lot of repeat business so doesnt like to say no to his regular clients.

I refer to it as helping him out as he trusts me but I certainly wouldnt do it for nothing

onthemap Posted on 28/10 16:47
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£1/2 Mill lol.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 16:48
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Dont know maps, we're just doing the drop off, dont know where the forwarding trip is but we're not on it, you heard anything ?

onthemap Posted on 28/10 16:56
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Nah but it must be done and dusted cos less than an hour after you go he's off again. Cant be still discussing terms. Did you know he is due back Tuesday?

Did you get it up on TOTT btw?

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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 16:56
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Jesus maps, can you imagine me taking a 109 up that wast worth twice that

Punter "How long will it take to get there in this"

Me "Dont know sir, its never made it that far before"

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 16:58
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Aww come on guys spill the beans enough of this pilots log thingy who is it??

Yackanory Posted on 28/10 16:58
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Bobby Ball or the swearing man off Big Brother?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 17:00
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No mate, like I said they banned me off there so eff them, let it be a big surpise for them

Only an hour ?

Hmmmmmm, intresting, Ill e-mail Gerry P and see if hes got anything through, if he doesnt know then its not happening.

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 17:01
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I have placed a link on TOTT for you now tell me...

Huan_Kerr Posted on 28/10 17:01
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Of course you are....

Link: Your co-pilot

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 17:03
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If theres one thing I cant stand its small minded people who think that people who can do something out of the ordinary and are some kind of elite breed whereas they are just ordinary people like everyone else.

Your username is IMHO very apt

Boro_2006 Posted on 28/10 17:04
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Here come the Jawdees then..

Huan_Kerr Posted on 28/10 17:07
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ML

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 17:07
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Ive had second thoughts about telling them now, I think Id rather leave them in ignorant bliss.

Attention geordies, on yoour way, no truth in any of this

onthemap Posted on 28/10 17:07
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I wouldn't bother Monty honestly, you know whats next the Geordies will be spouting crap on here.
Mind I still cant get through to Nige for that booking so maybe he has sacked you at long last.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 17:09
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You spell Huan Juan btw

onthemap Posted on 28/10 17:09
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Forget that last message Monty, he still had my old mobile number and has left a message - all sorted see you on the 14th.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 17:11
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Hell of left his mobie in his locker again, if people knew what a numpty he can be theyd never get in with him

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 28/10 17:12
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Its a date

TeessideCleveland Posted on 28/10 17:41
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They won't post on here before 7.00 - that would be admitting not being at the match

markofdboro Posted on 28/10 21:02
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is it george?

TOONPIDGEONCHACHACHA Posted on 28/10 21:04
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Tell me why you are picking him up at Heathrow and dropping him off at Newcastle Airport then....Fat Fred does his business at SJP not the airport....Oh by the way I work at the airport...Let me know when you are arriving and I'll piss in your tanks for you.

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/10 21:09
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It's gerry francis isn't it?

the_broken_fridge Posted on 28/10 21:09
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It's gerry francis isn't it?

MontagueWithnail Posted on 28/10 21:10
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how long has this pigeon been infesting our board then? I haven't been able to get on here recently.

TOONPIDGEONCHACHACHA Posted on 29/10 5:24
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About four years on and off.....Not half as much as some of the dipsticks from here that infest the Newcastle board mind you.

BobendBill Posted on 29/10 12:50
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end of .

barney001 Posted on 29/10 16:05
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?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 19:49
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The eagle has landed

fatknackerlardarse Posted on 29/10 19:55
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Fookin Jim Smith,omg!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 20:09
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Yerjokinarntyer ?

I wouldnt spend any time in a confined space with that miserable droning tw­­at.

Ive got a nice photograph of my passenger and myself with a copy of todays NOTW under my arm which will be battered around the heads of those who dare to disbelieve once the story breaks

newholgate Posted on 29/10 20:20
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Post the pic then Mont

Huan_Kerr Posted on 29/10 20:23
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Break the story here. Now.
Right now.

And if you do and are right I will apologise.

But you wont because.....

Pubtonic Posted on 29/10 20:26
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Who'd get in a plane pioleted by the landlord of 'The Princess Alice'...who hasn't even passed his advanced driving test!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 20:35
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Bit of a dilema, I might cause Nige problems if someone exposes it to the press, let me think about it.

What if I e-mail it to someone trustworthy on here (hmmmmm) to verify it exists.

I might sleep on it.

Huan_Kerr Posted on 29/10 20:36
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GibbosEmpire Posted on 29/10 20:37
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Who would believe anyone from here? I wouldnt tell,I promise.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 20:38
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Go learn how to spell your name Huan

Thunderbird3 Posted on 29/10 20:38
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Bin Laden.

The blinkered Geordies would soon welcome him with open arms.

Duncan_Blackheart Posted on 29/10 20:40
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Christian Gross.

Dr Joseph Venglos.

Pubtonic Posted on 29/10 20:42
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Didn't he say that part of his name is Chinese,not Spanish Mont.

Huan_Kerr Posted on 29/10 20:43
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ML

Is there a name 'Huan'? Check it out Captain.

Why sleep on your disclosure?



Are there confidentiality clauses built into helicopter flights?


MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 20:47
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Didnt see that Pub, Im usually not one to presume as well

post_edit Posted on 29/10 20:47
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spartacus?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 20:52
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I think Wan would of been a better choice but thats just my opinion.

If you need me to explain why something leaked to the press could be traced back to someone who works in the service industry theres really no point me doing it

trodbitch Posted on 29/10 20:52
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And can you actually take a flight on a helicopter from Heathrow to Newcastle? You'd think they'd go by plane somehow....

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 20:57
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Listen trodders show me your CPL(H) or ATPL(H) and I might start thinking youve got half an idea of what youre talking about, otherwise I suggest you zip it

ianson_smoggy Posted on 29/10 20:59
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100

trodbitch Posted on 29/10 21:00
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Ok then, explain coffin corner to me then?

Pubtonic Posted on 29/10 21:02
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It's where all the office workers have a fag break.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 21:07
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Why, its not applicable to rotarys ?

Its applicable to fixed wing.

BillyBoy_06 Posted on 29/10 21:20
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Send me it via email and ill tell you a secret the 12th man are doing and it will be the honest truth

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 21:34
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Dont take this the wrong way Billy but Id have to do it with someone everyone knows and that Im fairly sure that I can trust not to take advantage of the situation.

BillyBoy_06 Posted on 29/10 21:35
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away if u sedn it to me ill make sure it wont go anywere else
and i wanna see if you look taller thn me

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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 21:37
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Nah, I need an Admin type gadge or someone thats got a track record of being sound

capio Posted on 29/10 21:38
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I am having sex with a super model tomorrow, I can't tell you which one though, I don't want the paparazzi at my door.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 21:40
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What with your back ?

I fookin doubt it

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 29/10 21:42
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I'm your man Monty .... get it sent.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 21:54
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Otters, I wasnt wearing me basque so you probably would be disappointed

Pauluka Posted on 29/10 22:39
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Email it to me then!

Or are you scared

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 22:46
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Hmmmmmmmmm

Can you be trusted tho ?

i know youre someone with a bit of a track record of passing info on which I dont really want to happen, just verifying whay Im saying.

can you gaurantee you wont use it for personal gain or the like, in other words can I trust you as others have trusted you ?

Bearing in mind you could put someones livlihood in jeopardy if you spill the beans

Pauluka Posted on 29/10 23:06
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You can trust me on this issue. I will give you my word. And that's is all I can give to be honest

Is that good enough?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 23:16
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Right, Ive trusted you with money so youll do for me, put an email addy up and ill send you it.

Ill let you know Ive got it so you can delete it

Dont say who it is OK ?

Cheers

LCNPaul Posted on 29/10 23:31
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Confirmed, its Mike Bassett!

Pauluka Posted on 29/10 23:38
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got it?

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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 29/10 23:39
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youve got mail

trodbitch Posted on 29/10 23:41
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*sigh* but monty, you already *had* Pauluka's email address as per a thread from a few months back...

Pauluka Posted on 29/10 23:43
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Well I'm in total shock!!!

I thought it would be some comedy picture.

Don't think much of your blue top though Monty, I think you need some advice on fashion.....

And I can't believe ********* let you have the picture taken with the News Of The World in it!!

I can 100% confirm the picture to be real. And yes Monty you have my word, I am rather shocked it was me you chose. HATS OF TO YOU FELLA!!

Pauluka Posted on 29/10 23:45
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trod? You may of got me mixed up with Paulinho fella?

trodbitch Posted on 29/10 23:48
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTO!!!

capio Posted on 29/10 23:49
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What a load of horseshit.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 30/10 0:04
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Trod, tell you what, Ill email you proof of my credentials, give me somewhere to send them gobshite

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 30/10 0:06
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Or shall I send them to coffincorner@hotmail.co.uk ?
Lol

trodbitch Posted on 30/10 0:06
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Come on then

(don't send me any of that nasty donkey porn sht, ok?)

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MontagueLongfellow Posted on 30/10 0:07
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Got it

tjf81 Posted on 30/10 0:10
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couldn't let me have a gander could you? Is he a good manager or the usual garbage Newcastle end up with?

trodbitch Posted on 30/10 0:14
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Fair dos, looks like I've made a bit of an arse of myself here. Sorry Monty, time for bed I think.

Otley_Boro_Fan Posted on 30/10 0:15
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Can I have the donkey porn?

mudweiser Posted on 30/10 13:33
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I'm very, very dubious about all of this.

So, no-one saw this person about Heathrow or Newcastle anywhere, and no-one got suspcious, so the press have NO IDEA about this at all? I reckon they will have, it's rare anyone can do something like that and not get spotted.

Ergo, tell us.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 30/10 14:15
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My my you are extremely clued up muddy.

Or are you ?

Why do you think they use a private charter and also one not based at either the departure or arival point ?

Anyone who happens to notice ******** in the departure airport wont automatically think, oooer he must be going to Newcastle to discuss terms.

Youd be surprised how easy it is to exit an airport without mixing with all and sundry on a private internal charter.


So neb out.


Right, for anyone intrested heres the short list.





Ron Atkinson
George Graham
Graham Taylor
Kevin Keegan

kazzaxxx Posted on 30/10 14:17
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just tell us

Pauluka Posted on 30/10 14:22
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Right i'm not going to get involved in all this who is stuff as I did give my word. But I will say this, the picture of Monty and ****** is very real, I gave my word to keep my trap shut.

That's all I can say on the matter

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 30/10 14:38
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On second thoughts best not

--- Post edited by MontagueLongfellow on 30/10 15:01 ---

boroboy75 Posted on 30/10 14:40
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I presume you've stuck a fair wedge on him at the bookies, then?

Fever_dog Posted on 30/10 15:16
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Its Bryan Robson

KingKippax Posted on 30/10 15:17
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It wont be Keegan , no facking way

EmersonsPerm Posted on 30/10 15:30
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Going by what Pauluka said in a previous post, it's got to be Sven.

kazzaxxx Posted on 30/10 15:32
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i know

Jastie Posted on 30/10 15:35
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is there a bookies that would take a bet before Roeder is sacked?

Captain_Moonlight Posted on 30/10 15:45
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when you say "a while" how long is that?
a couple of years, last season?

can surely only be queen kev?

BobendBill Posted on 30/10 15:47
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good show but its on a bit to long now.....

tell meeeeeeeeeeee

MarlonD Posted on 30/10 15:53
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I was in Newcastle on Saturday night and was told its George Graham.

End of thread.

mudweiser Posted on 31/10 21:09
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I reckon you were just taking a guest/pundit to the Charlton game.

Nedkat Posted on 31/10 21:31
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It's Sven Goran Erikkson, FACT >>> !!!!1

kazzaxxx Posted on 31/10 21:41
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its not

Pablo_in_Toon Posted on 2/11 14:12
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bollox. not buying any of this

Guisboro Posted on 2/11 14:34
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onthemap, what is your connection in all of this ?

Spoff_MFC Posted on 2/11 14:57
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When will this be out in the open.

Ig you need another trusted source you can have my email addy

onthemap Posted on 2/11 14:59
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I often get lumbered with Monty as my clients tend to be celebs from the business world rather than the showbizzy types.

Guisboro Posted on 2/11 15:22
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When you sat "Lumbered with Monty" does he fly your clients about ?

What line of business are you into ?

zoec Posted on 2/11 15:24
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I was delighted with who Monty said it was before he edited it, but then remembered he's due another wind up.

onthemap Posted on 2/11 15:27
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Im in the property business - im a developer.

Spoff_MFC Posted on 2/11 15:28
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Zoe, spill the beans - even if it is a wind up

kazzaxxx Posted on 2/11 15:34
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spoff it was who marlon said george graham

NUFC_4_life808 Posted on 2/11 18:30
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what a sack of crap.. i reckon the lot of you losers go and find a job in one of those rusty factories you live next to and stop believing anything that kn0b head comes out with.

dogzdik Posted on 2/11 18:53
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Don't get so wound up TOOL_4_LIFE.