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Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 13:30
Back On The Market

After 2 years of ups and downs, I have jacked it all in.

2 days after returning from holiday, I finished with her and its all done and dusted.

I feel liberated.

borowally Posted on 13/11 13:33
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2 years of ups and downs ? Are you a lift attendant ?

LIDDLE_TOWERS Posted on 13/11 13:35
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no he inflates bouncy castles for a living

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 13:36
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Jesus, you lot must have luck with the ladies with comedy like that.

BoroMutt Posted on 13/11 13:36
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Space Hopper demonstrator?

Come on, give us a clue...

the_broken_fridge Posted on 13/11 13:37
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he operates the lift on the seafront at Saltburn.

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Get_your_rat_out Posted on 13/11 13:37
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Life size jack in the box?

Pogo stick tester?

towz Posted on 13/11 13:40
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Gypo on the waltzers?

BoroMutt Posted on 13/11 13:42
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A midget imprisoned in a yoyo?

GtBB Posted on 13/11 13:43
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Some would argue that the bonds and chains of love are preferable to liberty, Dr_Evil. Not me, though. Best off out of it, son. Was the holiday the final straw? Tell us about it. Bet she was a right beehatch, eh?

Huan_Kerr Posted on 13/11 13:44
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Any chance of patching things

Link: Up...........?

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:11
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No no. She is fine, just no respect of my flat or posessions.

I ve had enough, she is about 3 years younger than me. And sometimes really shows it.

So last thursday was the last straw! The holiday was ok.

Weirdly enough, i split up with my ex after three years, straight after a two week holiday with her!

woodys_wood_pecker Posted on 13/11 14:13
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did you at least get a goodbye shag?

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:15
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No, that wouldnt have been good. thats what happened last time, and she got pregnant!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:16
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I really thought this was the big announcement I had been waiting for......


Naff Co 54 jackets back on the market.


Pah - it's just some daft yolk looking for a cyber cuddle / pat on the back.

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:22
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Hi SouthernSmogette,

still being a bitch i see.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:23
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Hi Dr_Evil - yeah, but when you have this much material to work with - it's pretty fooking easy......

woodys_wood_pecker Posted on 13/11 14:25
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ah well, move on... shag her best mate. the usual

redandwhitearmy1986 Posted on 13/11 14:25
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the ones with white "F"'s are fakes - apparantly

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:27
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redandwhite - I know I know, but these days in this vain attempt to look all retro and cool......

Sorry - we should be concentrating on Dr_Evils cyber pain.....

Now please - continue with your virtual story

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:38
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Very good Smogette.

I wonder how many mates you have in the real world.

mufflar Posted on 13/11 14:38
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theres nowt worse than a woman scorned...

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:41
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Oh come come - don't be mad at me....I didn't trash your flat. In the real world I don't exist...however, if I did I reckon I'd still get fantastic bite ups from Normans with a football forum as an emotional crutch.

*Cyber ruffle of your hair*

wirralred Posted on 13/11 14:48
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SouthernSmogette...like your style.....anyway back to dr evils big break up

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:50
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Apologies for this post, as everyone normally posts random crap about their lives. and this was what is going on with mine, just thought i would share.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:52
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Dr_Evil - you post what you want flower.....just don't get tetchy when a member of the fairer sex chooses to dig you out a little. Now - what if I bought you one of those jackets? You'd be back off the market again in no time??!! Huh??!!

MissHusky Posted on 13/11 14:53
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Snap Dr Evil, mine happened last week!!!

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:53
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If its the Naff co 54 jacket in green, then perhaps.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:54
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Ooooeerrr - do I need to give it a bit of Cilla???

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 14:55
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Miss Husky - are you house trained?



and do you like a man in a naff co 54 jacket? (green)

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 14:57
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Yes MissHusky, tell me more.

mufflar Posted on 13/11 14:58
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I knew a bloke called Husky, who was a dwarf. Are you related?

wirralred Posted on 13/11 15:00
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dr evil
only ribbin u mate...only because it took me 2 and a half years to get over my ex...now who is after a cyber cuddle? lol

mufflar Posted on 13/11 15:01
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two and a half years? did she dump you?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:02
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I've been cyber scorned it would appear???

MissHusky Posted on 13/11 15:02
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SS - depends what you class as house trained?
Now if the jacket was purple i might consider!

Dr Evil - Not much to tell, been treat pretty badly, put up with it for a few months and decided enough was enough and left. Only prob now is we have a flat together

wirralred Posted on 13/11 15:03
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she met someone off the internet and i caught them together!
get lost mufflar....dont even think about it mate [:D}

mufflar Posted on 13/11 15:05
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internet, e-mail and texting has a lot to answer for...

bring back the good old days where your wife caught you out by listening in on the extension phone rather than checking your internet history ;-)

wirralred Posted on 13/11 15:05
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that should be

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:07
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Oh please stop with the depressing chat about relationship break ups - we have work to do.....

MissHusky - I'll tell Evil it's green, more men than women suffer with colour blindness.

wirralred Posted on 13/11 15:08
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not that i am bitter...must k ill must ki ll

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 15:08
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Email was what got me in to trouble a few months ago!

Anyways, MissHusky, how old are you etc?

mufflar Posted on 13/11 15:09
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Dr Evil - are you serious?

MissHusky Posted on 13/11 15:10
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Im 24

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:10
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It's like a fooking bad soap opera. I'm witnessing car crash cyber love.....

wirralred Posted on 13/11 15:12
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what would u like to talk about them southernsmogette?
favourite postitions?
mine is going in from behind ........and coming out with the ball in my posession...not allowed nowadays though...and you?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:14
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Very tacky wirral......but then what more can I expect?!

grantus Posted on 13/11 15:17
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TOMATOES! GET YOUR LOVERLY TOMATOES HERE! A POUND FOR A POUND!

wirralred Posted on 13/11 15:20
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southernsmogette....i dont understand why that is tacky?
you can get booked for that now...i dont know where your filthy mind was but i was talking about the football!!
how rude

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 15:20
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Listen up smogette, i think we have established that i am tacky enough posting my personal business on t'internet. So less of the jip love yeah?

Anyway, regardless of how old she is, I live fookin miles away!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:37
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Dr_Evil - first and foremost - the tacky comments weren't addressed to you....jaysus - no wonder you're having problems. Now repeat after me 'I am bold and strong and I look good in purple'

Wirral - you're still tacky

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 15:46
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Its not the fact i am not bold and strong, and i DO look great in purple.

I just cant read.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:47
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Where does she live in comparison to yourself???

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 15:52
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Good question actually i dont know, only misshusky can tell me.

Im in southampton, and make regular trips oop norf.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 15:54
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Hmmmm - so you don't even know and you're already presenting yourself with physical boundaries that may not even exist! Tsk...

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 15:58
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God, i seem socially inept!

And all at 23 years old. And i want a Naff co Jacket, in green.

What is happening to me?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 16:01
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Dr_Evil - you're simply evolving and adjusting to your recently aquired single status. To be honest, your moods are going to be all over the place, I suspect your breasts will encounter some swelling and you may be a little nautious in the mornings....oh wait.....wrong crisis.


Erm - you're 23

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 16:05
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Erm - yes, i am.

Also, im not in crisis, read first post, liberated.

Im chuffed as i can now put my self about a bit. Well sort of.

You get what i mean anyways.

Why you interested?

I heard you are a Pat Butcher lookalike?

MissHusky Posted on 13/11 16:09
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Dr Evil - I live in Boro sadly a bit to much of a difference, or damn!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 16:10
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It's natural to feel a liberation...though I am sceptical.

As for me - nahhhh. My time is dedicated to meddling in everyone elses business.....

wirralred Posted on 13/11 16:17
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SouthernSmogette
I am lovely really...not tacky one bit...and hey....at least i aint tryin to pull on tinternet like some on here!!
that surely must be a good point about me??

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 16:20
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Oh God - wirral....is this not a dating site where I can find the man of my dreams and live happily ever after in rural Oxfordshire? Buggggar - this happened once before - the next thing you know I was at a football match shouting something along the lines of...

curmonbora

Horrid set of people - they must have been on day release from somewhere. Torture, pure torture.

woodys_wood_pecker Posted on 13/11 16:29
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Miss Husky and Dr Evil eh!? go on son.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/11 16:40
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So - have you had cyber babies yet?

Dr_Evil Posted on 13/11 23:17
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Nope, not yet, but if I saw some piccies, and i sent her some of me, we could see what what we think, and then maybe meet up for a drink next time i am in boro.

What do you say misshusky?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 14/11 12:08
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Hoof....

I will not see love wasted.....

Dr_Evil Posted on 14/11 15:36
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Its not happening.

Gutted.

MissHusky Posted on 14/11 15:44
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Sorry ive been a busy bee all day at work wasnt ignoring you!

Dr_Evil Posted on 14/11 16:01
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Cool.

I dont know if its weird or not chatting someone up on here.

MissHusky Posted on 14/11 16:12
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Its not really chatting up just chattin really

SouthernSmogette Posted on 14/11 16:22
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Come on Dr Evil - keep up. We could be witnessing a cyber romance and you're letting this slip down the board.....

MissHusky Posted on 14/11 16:32
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Or well home ime for me, hope you enjoy the rest of your evening

You too SS

SouthernSmogette Posted on 14/11 16:35
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I will be ensuring this will hoofed back up!

Take care MissH - I'm sure Dashing Dr Evil will be back tomorrow!

Dr_Evil Posted on 14/11 16:40
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SS you are such a pisstaker!

Funny though.

wirralred Posted on 14/11 17:32
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this is better than the drivel on tv
you starting to look for a hat southernsmogette?

Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 10:19
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Im glad we can keep you entertained WR.

Dont tell me you didnt watch eastenders last night.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 10:48
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Sorry - just got back from Debenhams - apparently hairbands with feathers are more preferable than large hats for cyber cilla blacks.....

Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 11:20
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You better be looking classy.

You need to be wearing Pat Butcher earrings.

janplanner Posted on 15/11 11:28
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the feathery headband thing is called a fascinator.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 11:31
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JP - You my friend are a font of knowledge...thank you.

Dr_Evil - alas I must cast aside the shackles of being Perfect Pat - some people (unimaginitive and a bit 'pokey') were disgruntled with the whole idea of it.....said it was a bit dated like. I think the same people have issues with ejaculation.

Where is our cybertastic MussHuskey??!!

mufflar Posted on 15/11 11:41
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are you talking to me?

Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 11:48
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Probably avoiding all this talk!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 11:56
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Mufflar dear - who are you addressing?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 11:56
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Mufflar dear - who are you addressing?

mufflar Posted on 15/11 11:56
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I don't know, its just a cry in the dark..

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 12:00
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So was my bid to be accepted as Pat.

mufflar Posted on 15/11 12:01
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ah Im sorry kid...

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 12:03
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That's OK Mufflar....It's just that I so wanted to be a cyber pin up. Looking like I do normally just wouldn't cut the mustard.

mufflar Posted on 15/11 12:17
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ah come on man, dont be like that...

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 13:15
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im here, been in a different office all morning

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 13:17
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MissHusky!

We should probably start the cyber dating by asking what it is you look for in a virtual boyfriend? 3 things please.....

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 13:22
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1) the ability to start a 100 post thread!
2) Naf Naf Coat
3) Not sure on 3rd

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 13:23
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I suspected as much....may I take the opportunity to introduce the sometimes tetchy but always graceful in defeat Dr_Evil

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 13:28
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I think he has gone into hiding, must be too shy ha ha!

mufflar Posted on 15/11 13:29
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He's just stroking his white cat, he'll be back soon..

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 13:30
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i reckon he might make a reappearance when this thread hits 100

Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 15:26
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No its just not letting me post!

im not bothered about the 100 post business.

however, this is getting interesting!

im quite superficial MissH. so i look for more things than a coat?

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 16:00
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Ok you tell me then what do you look for?

tacker Posted on 15/11 16:06
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Dr_Evil, with great respect to MissHusky, surely the last thing on your mind at the moment is to start something else.

Unless shes a Keeley Hazell look-a-like, or even Keeley herself!

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 16:08
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Good god don't people on here take things so seriously!

mufflar Posted on 15/11 16:09
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If I were a woman would I meet up with a bloke I don't know who calls himself Dr Evil? Hmmm, I wonder...?

Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 16:11
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He is my favourite movie character!

Anyway, back to misshusky.

I like good looks, and someone who dresses well, thats really important to me!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 16:12
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mufflar - course you would, you're a sadist wotsit

kermit_the_smog Posted on 15/11 16:13
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Is this a real thread?

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 16:13
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Fair point Dr Evil, what do you do for a living then?

mufflar Posted on 15/11 16:15
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If I were a bloke would i meet someone called southern smogette?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 16:16
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mufflar

a) you wouldn't get the opportunity
b) you'd regret it

billybalfour Posted on 15/11 16:18
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I can,t be arsed to read this full thread,
but id shag all the female posters red raw with the hard on i have right now

apolgies if i have missed the point

mufflar Posted on 15/11 16:22
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If i didnt get the opportunity, I have anything to regret. you havent thought this through have you?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 16:24
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You must regret not listening in your english classes poppet x

mufflar Posted on 15/11 16:25
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no one likes a smart arse..

KENDAL Posted on 15/11 16:28
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Billy,
With patter like that, they'll be queueing up I'm sure.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 16:30
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Mufflar - I beg to differ. I have an array of fans.

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Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 16:33
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I work in IT... which isnt as geeky as it sounds.

But not for long, im going to start studying to become a Sports Science teacher at a university.

What about you?

mufflar Posted on 15/11 16:35
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So does Jeffrey Dahmer...

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 16:35
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Working in IT isn't geeky.

MissHusky Posted on 15/11 16:37
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Im training to be an accountant (which also isnt as geeky as it sounds) i work for a CCTV Company as an Accounts Assistant.

billybalfour Posted on 15/11 16:39
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Well they better hurry and form the que as i cant keep this rigidity all night

Dr_Evil Posted on 15/11 16:45
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Sounds good.

So where do you live?

Where do you go out?

What do you look like?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 15/11 16:46
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Are you ill Billy?

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 9:21
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I live in Boro, mainly go out in Boro but sometimes Yarm.

Ive got long dark brown hair, green eyes, about 5ft 3"

What about you?

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 9:24
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Im 6"2 with sort of long ish hair.

Brown eyes. I go to the gym a lot and play a lot of sport so Im in good shape.

I might have to pay a visit soon, as all my family live in Ingleby Barwick.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/11 9:30
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Dear Lordy this is hotting up....
Right.

*Star sign
*Year of birth
*Favourite food

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 9:31
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Are you originally from round here then?

If so why did you move away?

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 9:32
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Scorpio
1982
Chicken Parmo!

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 9:35
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Star Sign - Taurus
Year of Birth - 1983
Favourite Food - Curry, Chinese, Jamaican.

Im not from round there no, but my mum and dad are, and the rest of my family moved back there about 5 years ago.

woodys_wood_pecker Posted on 16/11 9:35
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Ah Yarm, the place i call home when im not living away at Uni

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/11 9:44
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Taurus + Scorpio

Earth + Water = Mud

Many Taureans have been madly attracted to their opposite sign, Scorpio. The powerful drive and magnetic appeal of the Mars and Pluto-driven Scorpio is irresistible for you. Opposites do attract.
Your first meeting with a Scorpio will be overwhelming. You’ll probably be bewildered by the waves of passion you feel when you’re around them, even if you don’t know them yet. Scorpio will feel the same way about you; there’s an undeniable connection between Mars and Venus.
Scorpio is a fixed water (ice) sign. The action of water on earth in this case will not be entirely fluid. The cold inflexibility of Scorpio will conflict with your earthy stick-to-your-guns approach. You will agree on some things, but endlessly debate others, and you’ll go head to head quite often. If your partnership is to work long term, both of you will need to learn to accept the other’s viewpoint, even when you disagree with it.
Scorpio needs to express love through sex, and though this may flatter you at first, you’ll soon need something more affectionate and sensitive. If it’s not there, you may not be able to stay in the relationship — it’s too intense. You are ‘touchy-feely’ too, but you don’t want just sex!
The pluses here are that Scorpio will help you explore the part of you where love and sensuality can reach their peak, and you can help Scorpio get in touch with their softer side and learn to let go.
Oddly, this combination will bring challenges in the area of money and its control. Though you’ll nurture and love each other, these issues will become a major testing ground for you both. You will both need to make an effort here.
Most Scorpios will fare well with you, Taurus, but those born between 24 October and 2 November are ideal. They will, on the whole, be compatible emotionally, mentally and sexually. You can make long-term plans and commitments with them.
With those born between 3 November and 12 November, you are better off sticking to social activities and friendship. There is also a strong spiritual and karmic aspect between you and these people. Neptune, the planet of idealism, will trigger some unique experiences between you. If you are a hard-core materialist, these natives of Cloud Nine might be too far above planet Earth for you.
People born between 13 November and 22 November are only moderately compatible with you. They are very emotional — they are the very ‘watery’, sensitive Scorpios, up and down like yo-yos. You want far more emotional consistency and steadiness than most of them can offer.

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 9:46
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Jesus.

Thats heavy, do you believe in all that stuff SS?

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 9:50
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God good whats that all about SS?

mufflar Posted on 16/11 9:53
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this is quite sweet...

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/11 9:56
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:o)

Just consulted an online guide.....

I'm not really into that caper. But if it helps the project??!!

whinneybanksaint Posted on 16/11 10:05
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Sorry to tell you this Miss Husky but Dr Evil is really a bald 40 year old bloke with a squinty eye , walks with a limp and has a bad dose of penile warts, oh and a funny accent!!!

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 10:08
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Thanks for the info, but maybe im a 50 year old lady, with a walkin stick, no teeth etc etc

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 10:13
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Piss off Paul you jockey. You are just jealous, because you have been married longer than i have been alive!

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/11 10:20
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Oh dear - can we please please try and get back on track.

Miss Husky, Dr_Evil.....

*Religious denomination
*Career aspirations

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 10:22
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I am a christian. But dont actively follow. Does anyone care about anyones religious following these days?

Well, i intend to be a director within 5 years. Unless i start studying to be a sports coach.

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 10:27
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Not really religous but a christian

Studying to be an accountant got 1 1/2 years left on current course

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 10:31
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Are you doing ACCA or Sema? (SP)

capio Posted on 16/11 10:31
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Flirting is for fags, invite her for drinks.
Seal the deal, whilst she is hot.

ABC always be closing.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/11 10:32
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Religion matters in the smogette family - believe you me.

Ok - both ambitious - could be a competitive relationship?

Right
*Friends - a few close special ones, or vast array?
*Academic background?

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 10:33
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Friends - a few close special ones (that sounds quite soft), and quite a few not so close ones.

Academic background - College, a levels. yawn.

MissHusky Posted on 16/11 10:39
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Dr Evil - AAT with option to go on and do SEMA, not sure what to do yet

SS - A few close friends then quite a few not so cole
Went to college after school but left. Went back about 2 years ago to do accountancy

SouthernSmogette Posted on 16/11 10:44
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Hmmmmm - I see a match I really do.

Ok. Now it's going to get a bit HAIRY.

*Relationship history
*Last time you got 'ammered drunk and what were you boozing?

Dr_Evil Posted on 16/11 10:48
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Had three serious girlfriends. Last one lasted 2 years. Previous was about 3.

Last time i got hammered was at my mates wedding. Was doing the running man on the dance floor and stretched my knee ligament. Ouch. Drank Beer and Rum.

Rum is great.

Did get a bit drunk on the weekend, on beer and my mates presentation bottle of Glenmorangie, whilst playing Tiger Woods 07. His wife wasnt too impressed when he turned in at 2am.