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jayno Posted on 27/11 16:08
do you know any

of this lot ?i am sad to say i do.

Link: lock em up

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:15
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I am glad to report that I don't know any of that crowd, but I'd like to add each and everyone of them looks like they've been clattered around the head a few times with a large heavy object. Oh and as for the haircuts......I'll say no more!

Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 27/11 16:16
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The most common haircut amongst them is what is known as 'The Stockton haircut'.

the_broken_fridge Posted on 27/11 16:18
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yeah, I am Michael Patrick Williams.

Delinquent Grandpapa.

zoec Posted on 27/11 16:18
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There are a lot of very thin heads in that crowd. Strange.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:19
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....and mouths wide open with - well with thoughts of nothing I should imagine.

Mattyk50 Posted on 27/11 16:20
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what an ugly bunch

speckyget Posted on 27/11 16:20
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Blimey. Is there something in phrenology after all?

FW_2 Posted on 27/11 16:21
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What's a CRASBO?

jonny_giles Posted on 27/11 16:22
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The hardcore beggar is funny as, chuck him chips on the floor next to him and he eats them, he also steals oranges from the fruitshop opposite subway.

Butters1406 Posted on 27/11 16:24
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"Chantelle Robinson
The 16-year-old was the first girl in Middlesbrough to be given an ASBO, receiving it for offences including a hammer attack on a pensioner."
An asbo for attacking a pensioner with a hammer?!?! is it just me or should she have been locked up for a substantial amount of time for that?!?

Nedkat Posted on 27/11 16:28
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Thin heads and low ears usually indicate a lower than average IQ, and a tendency to be a bit of an arse'ole ...

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:29
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Just been to the mirror - definite fat head with huge ears high up - what a looker

Nedkat Posted on 27/11 16:33
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I was sat here wondering who would go to the mirror

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:35
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I am of course joking......ahem.....

FW_2 Posted on 27/11 16:36
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Okay, I'll try again....would any of you happen to know what a CRASBO is, as opposed to an ASBO? A crap asbo?

Camsell_345 Posted on 27/11 16:37
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Said to be the last "hardcore beggar" in Middlesbrough the ASBO banned the 25-year-old from begging in England and Wales for three years.

Next stop jock land then!

Nedkat Posted on 27/11 16:38
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People with fat heads and high up large ears tend to wander towards strange sexual experimentation, and they also get called Shrek quite a lot.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:40
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Shrekette if you will........

zoec Posted on 27/11 16:41
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FW_2 - Criminal Anti Social Behaviour Order.

kahunaburger Posted on 27/11 16:42
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CRASBO - is a criminal asbo, were the person has sticter conditions.

London_Boro Posted on 27/11 16:42
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Most of them have heads the same shape as my big toe!




And about the same amount of brain cells!

FW_2 Posted on 27/11 16:43
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Thank you zoec and kahunaburger.

FFS, is about all I can muster up on the subject.

Nedkat Posted on 27/11 16:43
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I will.

Of course these things are often offset by the setting of the eyes. Too close together, and the person will be untrustworthy and mean. Too far apart, and this will often cause the person to have a very small attention span, and can lead to slow responsiveness and repetive trouser accidents.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:46
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What about eyes that are quite big and change colour?

wendymac Posted on 27/11 16:49
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if these people had been given a little love and cuddles when they were young,they wouldn't have ended up on this list.blame the parents.hug a hoodie,just like david cameron said.

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:51
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I tried that - I have a CRABS...O now

Nedkat Posted on 27/11 16:53
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Hmm, shape and colour changing eyes, eh ?

That means the person is a very warm and loving human being, who has the capability to enjoy life to the full. They also take on new challenges with a renewing vigour, and a never give up attitude.

crisboro Posted on 27/11 16:53
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'The 19-year-old was given a three year CRASBO in October prohibiting him from driving or riding cars on a public footpath, green area or pavement.'

Is it just me or does that make no sense?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 27/11 16:55
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Nedkat - your insight is outstanding ;o)

Max_Headroom Posted on 27/11 17:08
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Bloody hell, what a bunch. They all look like they've just been asked to sniff the photographers farts.

They'll be reproducing too, once everyone at Brads Bar recognises who they are - instant pulling power.

'eeeeeeeeeeearrreeeee mert lenz a taaaaaaaab yacunt'

jayno Posted on 27/11 17:08
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at least one of them views this board,but not at the moment, because i believe he's in kirklev.

jayno Posted on 27/11 17:10
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is brads bar owned by the bloke from stockton,who won some money on the lottery?

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Smifter Posted on 27/11 17:10
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Yeh I do, they made my life hell ish at one time, glad to see the little twirp has now been put away!

BoroG_85 Posted on 27/11 17:28
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i know one of them unfortunatley, hahaha big toe very funny

Sez_Les_Boro Posted on 27/11 17:31
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"What about eyes that are quite big and change colour"?

This means you're a cuttlefish.

Jesus, what a bunch of misfits and ne'er do wells. Bollox to rehabilitation, clap 'em in leg-irons, chain 'em together and make 'em wear stripey suits á la 'Cool Hand Luke' chain gang stylee. Cutting grass verges is too good for the thieving, work-shy pikey bass-tards.

Nedkat Posted on 27/11 17:32
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Bring back the birch !! And make MsCurly, Janplanner, and Smogette deliver those very sharp twigs ...