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norfolkred1 Posted on 6/12 12:57
FAO Salford

Rich, how did the exam go this morning, better still how was the before the exam party last night. We got back about 2 with the bladder the size of a medicine ball.

sponski2000 Posted on 6/12 13:02
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Oh dear, he didn't visit Auntie Stella last night did he?

norfolkred1 Posted on 6/12 13:05
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Not to sure mate, we left him at Liverpool Street and he text me at midnight about a private party with some rather large ladies at the Hotel.

Salford_Boro Posted on 6/12 13:13
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I went for a wash and a change and went back down. I had a bit of a mooch around and found out it was a christmas bash for a team I deal with down here. I got talking to a couple of young ladies and then got introduced to a rather large lady and all the impressions I had built up of someone dissapeared in a flash. she was the biggest ugliest cockney bird I had ever met in my life. Her phone voice is a right put on. that will teach me to flirt via email with a work collegue I have never met before. After that I ran like the wind and went to bed. The exam has been switched to this afternoon which is good for me as I ma right knackered.

You should have just pi ssed between the carriages mate that's the way forward.

Max_Headroom Posted on 6/12 13:16
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"I got talking to a couple of young ladies and then got introduced to a rather large lady and all the impressions I had built up of someone dissapeared in a flash. she was the biggest ugliest cockney bird I had ever met in my life. Her phone voice is a right put on. that will teach me to flirt via email with a work collegue I have never met before. After that I ran like the wind and went to bed"

Ahhhhhhh, young love...

Salford_Boro Posted on 6/12 13:19
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I know how totalk to the ladies mate, I just don't make much sense when I do

norfolkred1 Posted on 6/12 13:21
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THat bush was welcome relief I can tell yer. Like I said last night F art and give us a clue. Besides the game it was a good day out, more ale en-route to the carrot capital, will have to look at few more Landon games to see and make a full day of it, should be able to bring a couple more down with us as well

heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 6/12 13:21
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Or the alternative version of events.......

"I got talking to a couple of young lads and then got introduced to a rather pissed lad, muttering incoherently about Boro or something, and all the impressions I had built up of someone dissapeared in a flash. He was the smallest pissed-est geordie bloke I had ever met in my life. His phone voice is a right put on. That will teach me to flirt via email with a work collegue I have never met before. After that I ate the dessert trolley and waddled to my room and went to bed"

Salford_Boro Posted on 6/12 13:27
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Do you see how much crap I have to put up with Norfolk? If it was not for me and the Boro this lot would have no life.

I'm up for the Charlton game and I may well and try to drag a few of the NW Boro lads down. 3 hours on the train with nothing but the opportunity to take the pi ss out of me should be incentive enough.

Max_Headroom Posted on 6/12 13:29
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Count me in! Not too bothered about the footy, though

Salford_Boro Posted on 6/12 13:31
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You never are mate.

rightio lads I've gotta go and do this exam, beer late nights and an addiction to this board don't bode well for a positive outcome

norfolkred1 Posted on 6/12 13:33
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You love it really, just get pally with Lisbon he's always happy to take the flak. Got to dash things to do, CUL