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Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:03
Morning Numbskulls

Yes, I'm talking to you.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 13/12 9:11
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pc in front of a mirror again Lis ?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:16
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Shut it Monty! And what are you doing on at this time of the day? Did you sh_it the bed again?

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:17
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Sorry, everytime I hear the sound 'numb' it gets me a bit excited.

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:18
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.......having said that, I don't believe I've ever had my skull 'numbed' before.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:18
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Comfortably numb?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:18
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I've had my head numbed but not my skull...

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:20
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What you been up to this week MsCurly? You been singing in your tutu or dancing with Daniel 'Admiral Ackbar' Eskdale?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:20
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I see the random generator program has launched itself into the day on unsurprisingly bad form x

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:21
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Morning Hybrid, how's Langley today?

captain5 Posted on 13/12 9:23
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Play nicely, Pixiu.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:24
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I'm tired and have a stiff one, neck that is.

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:25
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Not doing much of anything to be honest Lisbers, not since the weekend anyway.

I have company coming to stay over Christmas, so trying to get a few jobs done around the house.

You don't know any strapping men who know how to hang doors do you? I hung all of my own, and only two of them close properly.

Being strapping isn't pre-requisite to hanging doors of course, only I prefer them that way.

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 13/12 9:26
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Christ, do you have a spread sheet analysing peoples logging in habits

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:26
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Langley is tres chic.....off to Pinewood Studios shortly though...I'll probably be scouted and may never return to the board.....watch out for me on the silver screen

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:27
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I'll do it. Not that I know how to hang doors mind.

FookFace Posted on 13/12 9:27
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SouthernSmogette - Are they looking for a Pat Butcher stunt double then?

FookFace Posted on 13/12 9:28
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I did say stunt didn't i??

;o)

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:28
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Yes I do Monty, you've been a late starter for quite awhile now, what is the reason for this? Have you moved to America without telling us?

Why are you going to Pinewood studios smogette?

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:30
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Ah but you see, waiting around for men to do jobs is the reason that I hung my own in the first place.

(If I prolongue this line of conversation long enough, do you think I'll be able to find somewhere to slip the predictable 'well hung' gag that's dying to get out)?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:30
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FF - Yes I should imagine Ms St Clement gets tired risking life and limb every other day frying eggs in the cafe and turfing Patrick and Jim out of the bookies - I'm more than happy to stand in on both occassions. Food and foreplay - great :o(

LL - Big client of the college, need some smoggie charm.....eek

FookFace Posted on 13/12 9:32
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I was thinking more of Frank revolving bow tie...could seriously chaff...

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:33
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I thought you would have slipped it in by now Curlers, that gag that is.

Smogette, can you write a brief report of yoru visit for me on your return please. It'll save me from having to make one up, cheers.

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SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:34
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Erm....no. Sorry I just couldn't be ar$ed and prefer to spend my time making innuendo and annoying patriotic teesside types on here poppet x

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:34
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Does Pat still work in the cafe?

Seriously, I don't watch it regularly, but when I do, her sole role in the show seems to be walking about the square, stopping only to chat and offer advice to people who are lurking about looking glum.

janplanner Posted on 13/12 9:36
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good morning, puddingchops.

have you thought anymore about making it up with alan?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 13/12 9:36
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"Yes I do Monty, you've been a late starter for quite awhile now, what is the reason for this? Have you moved to America without telling us?"

No mate, I shiit the bed

janplanner Posted on 13/12 9:37
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does pat still smoke?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:37
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That's a shame smogette as you've never annoyed me once yet. Must try harder.

Curlers, would you like to be raosted by Sunderland players?

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:38
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Morning Curlers

Well, sometimes when Ian is having a real tough time with say Lucy - who lets be honest has got 'trouble' written all over future scripts or Bobby is playing up and Jane is off councelling the tarts of the square - Pat still has it, she jumps behind that counter and makes it her own.....

xx

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:39
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Oh good God JP - I hope not, I'm not smoking for the sake of a tv show. Oh, maybe I should cancel this meeting.....

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:40
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'Raosted'.......is that some sort of Spanish, ceremonial, coming of age celebration?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:40
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Morning Jan, not yet. Do you think I should and if so, why?

Thought so Monty.

janplanner Posted on 13/12 9:42
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because alan sounds like he needs a friend. even if it's you.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:42
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I think it is Curlers.

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 9:43
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Thanks for clearing that up, smogette. I thought that perhaps she had a new role as Albert Square's resident agony aunt. She does seem to spend a lot of time prising people's problems out of them.

It starts with a concerned smile, then a bit of an intimidating shift in body mass and before long they're whistling like a canary.

I've often wondered why they don't just yell out, 'mind your own business you noseyfucker, apples and pears, jellied eels, cor blimey strike a light, guv'nor'.

etc.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:44
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What are you talking baout Jan, everybody needs a friend like me. I might do or I might deck him, I'll let the alcohol decide I suppose. Would you consider me as one of your acquintances please...

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 13/12 9:44
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I am dragging the bedsheet through my bum cheeks til it turns white

SouthernSmogette Posted on 13/12 9:47
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My thoughts are Curly that the folk of the square feel a sympathy for her....they feel compelled to reveal the secrets of their household in order to keep her in a job. Lets face facts - Pats role has long expired. Even a bit of rumpy pumpy with old Patrick couldn't ignite the once rampant passion. She needs to shuffle off, though I fear for my look-a-like fees :o(

janplanner Posted on 13/12 9:47
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sorry, all my christmas booze has been assigned.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:51
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Ian Beales wedding was the biggest farce ever. Even in my own little made up world that wouldn't have happened, rolling around in the mud in your wedding dress with Ian Beale. Actually that happened to one of my mates....

That's a shame Jan, can I be your acquaintence in March, it's my Birthday.

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Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 9:53
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Monty, wtf are you on about?!!!

janplanner Posted on 13/12 9:58
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we'll see.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 10:03
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Cool!

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 13/12 10:05
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When one shiits the bed lis the best tactic for the clean up operation is to drag the bedsheet between the crack of your arsse to clean it, when it proceeds through back to its original color you know the job is done.

A bit like a dog wiping its arsse by sitting down on grass, lifting its back legs off the ground then dragging itself along by its front legs, when the grass its sliding its arsse over is green its arsse is clean

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 10:08
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Why not just get a shower and put the sheets in the washing machine?

MontagueLongfellow Posted on 13/12 10:11
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Wheres the arousing sensation in that ?

FookFace Posted on 13/12 10:11
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..and there speaks the voice of experience...

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 10:21
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I've never crapped the bed although I have pissed the bed a few times. Same outcome, different excretion.

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 10:57
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Hmmm.

Just raised up my son's wooden blinds in preparation for some scrubbing and a spot of painting and the whole lot fell on my head.

Ouch.

I also erected his blinds a couple of years ago. I think I'm spotting a pattern, and it's that I'm crapola at DIY.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 10:58
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I said I'd hang your doors but don't push it CUrlers.

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 11:03
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Yes, but you would have to go into six months training for the job and start a hundred threads about it before it actually got done.

You're very kind, but I'll muddle on.

FookFace Posted on 13/12 11:06
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You just want a man who's good with his hands don't you Curly?

MsCurly Posted on 13/12 11:08
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Not really, I just want to be able to get on with my jobs without things falling on my head.

Well, breaktime over, back to it!!

Lisbonlegend Posted on 13/12 11:44
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I hope you've sorted out a permit to work Curlers.