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Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:23
I Can't Stop Eating....

And fear I may have a heart attack.

I ate a whole tub of Haagen Dazs on Saturday whilst watching Strictly Come Dancing and the X Factor. I need help.

FookFace Posted on 20/12 10:30
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You do need help Lisbon, but nothing to do with over eating.

Come dancing and X factor....ffs.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:30
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It was the semi finals and final. You must have voted...

FookFace Posted on 20/12 10:31
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No. I was otherwise 'occupied' ;o)

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:33
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What were you eating?

FookFace Posted on 20/12 10:34
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On the grounds of good taste I won't answer that!

janplanner Posted on 20/12 10:35
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are you a middle child, lisbon?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:35
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Was it a night in with bobstermarley and Matt Lucas?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:35
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No jan, I'm the youngest of 3.

FookFace Posted on 20/12 10:36
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They didn't have anymore after you??...Surprising!

janplanner Posted on 20/12 10:36
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so am i. but i prefer ben and jerry's.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:38
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My brothers are 8 and 10 years older than me. My mam wanted a girl so had one last go and got me instead.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:38
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Phish food?

FookFace Posted on 20/12 10:38
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At least she got the girl then...

;o)

janplanner Posted on 20/12 10:40
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i was an accident. but they decided they might as well keep me to see if i was a boy. i wasn't.

i like oatmeal cookie chunk best.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:43
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Accidents always make the best kids Jan. Chin up.

janplanner Posted on 20/12 10:46
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true. when i look at my sisters, i think i definitely turned out best.



not really, if they're reading.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:47
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I wonder if 'Vinny' was an accident....

janplanner Posted on 20/12 10:51
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i doubt it. that sort of deluded conceit is more normally the product of a planned conception. i expect his mum did the temperature check for ovulation and rang his dad at work to come home urgently.

captain5 Posted on 20/12 10:52
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Janet!!!!

janplanner Posted on 20/12 10:53
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sorry. don't know what's got into me this morning.

MarlonD Posted on 20/12 10:53
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Jan

SuperBokSupper Posted on 20/12 10:54
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Doesnt it ever freak anyone out when you think about whereyou came from and you work out half of you is from INSIDE your dads spunk and half of you is from INSIDE your mam and you lived in her tummy for 9 MONTHS.






eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwww

SuperBokSupper Posted on 20/12 10:54
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no need to say it twice tho

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Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 10:55
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I think you could be right Jan and I bet he locked his parents in the wardrobe by the age of 6.

MsCurly Posted on 20/12 11:05
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SuperBokSupper.......has an 8 year old taken possession of you???

SuperBokSupper Posted on 20/12 11:06
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HaHa

but isnt it weird that tho?

MsCurly Posted on 20/12 11:10
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As I said to my son when he was about your age *winky thing*, it's biology honey, not weird, just very clever.

SuperBokSupper Posted on 20/12 11:11
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Yeah but dont you think its funny that really were just massive bits of cum walking around tho?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 11:11
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Are you sure it's not Biochemistry Curlers?

janplanner Posted on 20/12 11:12
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what's even weirder is that your mam's eggs were created when she was in her mam's tummy!

MsCurly Posted on 20/12 11:12
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Speak for yourself, jizzfeatures.

I think it's paramount to point out that I was talking to Bok there).

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SuperBokSupper Posted on 20/12 11:14
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Actually you are as much a piece of manmuck as me and everyone else.

so there.

jizzfeatures indeed.

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 11:15
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It worked, you've put me off eating. Thanks!!!!

MsCurly Posted on 20/12 11:15
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Superbok, I bet you still think that if you eat an apple pip then a small tree will grow in your tummy, don't you?

Lisbonlegend Posted on 20/12 11:16
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I'm fed up of crapping trees tbh.

SuperBokSupper Posted on 20/12 11:24
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Im very careful not to eat apple pips actually.

However a chicken did hatch inside me and I pooed it out aftef eatimng an ommelette which was not thoughroughly cooked.