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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:13
At what age did you have your first child?

and do you regret the timing of the birth?

onthemap Posted on 5/2 14:13
re: At what age did you have your first child

Never managed it yet, my wife did at 25.

Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 5/2 14:14
re: At what age did you have your first child?

What do you mean 'regret the timing'? Like just after you've got in from a night shift?

Nedkat Posted on 5/2 14:14
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I was 22 when my son was born, I don't regret it at all because he's a great lad. I look back and think about marrying too early, and cutting short a wonderful party that was my life up until then ...

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:16
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Just after your first night shift or when you've just got down the pub.

No, actually I meant, do you feel you wasted a part of your life by having kids too early? Or did you wait too long and wish you'd had them sooner?

zoec Posted on 5/2 14:17
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Why, are you getting broody and need some advice?

Lucky_Alf Posted on 5/2 14:17
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Start before you are 30.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:19
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I'm already 30....

Boromart Posted on 5/2 14:21
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I was 31. It was a good age for me, I had got all that drinking and partying 4 nights a week out of my system by then.

So Lisbon, who is she and are you gonna stick by her?

Lucky_Alf Posted on 5/2 14:21
re: At what age did you have your first child?

The clock is ticking then.

onthemap Posted on 5/2 14:21
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Lisbon
You do know that a hand can't give birth?

Smooth_Operator Posted on 5/2 14:22
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hello Lisbon

daveraine Posted on 5/2 14:22
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first aged 27 second due in sept. and i am 30 in oct, thats it for me then i think, time to get them in a job and start putting some money away for my stint in a oap home

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:23
re: At what age did you have your first child?

As if I would splash my private life all over the board Mart. How many times a week do you party now?

I'm 31 in exactly one month....

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:23
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Hello mufflar.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 14:23
re: At what age did you have your first child?

moses, i don't think you'd be a very good dad. spare the human race eh.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:24
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MTW, Of course I would, imbecile. I'd find a good mother aswell, not some nancy boy like you Winton.

heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 5/2 14:25
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31.

Seemed like a decent age.

Birth was at 8' o clock at night, so was'nt too bad.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:26
re: At what age did you have your first child?

But heaton, when it comes to the parents race at primary school you'll be nearly 40. You've no chance of winning.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 14:26
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Lol.

You have SO many issues.

SouthStandSumo Posted on 5/2 14:27
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I was 17 and I never regret it, although it was very difficult at times seeing all my mates going out every chance they had and I had to spend my apprenticeship wages on huggies and baby food.
I did wait another 10 years before having another(and yes with the same lass before somebody asks).
We(including the missus of course) gave everything we could to our oldest and waited until we could afford to have another.
My daughter is now nearly 18 years old and costing me even more now!!

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:27
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I know.

zoec Posted on 5/2 14:28
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"I'd find a good mother..."

Do you have a list of interview questions ready, LL?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:28
re: At what age did you have your first child?

So Sumo, you don't wish you'd waited 10 years in the first place and enjoyed yourself??

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:29
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I'm not accepting applications just yet zoe but thanks for registering your interest.

zoec Posted on 5/2 14:30
re: At what age did you have your first child?

What a terrifying thought.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:31
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No need to be so nervous, you've a good chance....

sad_man Posted on 5/2 14:31
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I'm 36 and I don't see any point waiting any longer. Got to go....

SouthStandSumo Posted on 5/2 14:32
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Well I would have probably waited until I had at least finished my apprenceship, but these things happen.
I did enjoy myself, just in a different way from you drunken lot & I'm making up for it.

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UndercoverElephant Posted on 5/2 14:32
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I was 25, 27 and 30 when mine were born. Je ne regret rien.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:32
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Not much point at 36 is there, unless you need the kid to push your wheelchair about.

borobuddah Posted on 5/2 14:33
re: At what age did you have your first child?

39 - no

bandito Posted on 5/2 14:34
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30 - no regrest whatsoever

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:35
re: At what age did you have your first child?

39 Buddah! Flipping heck!

mickbrown Posted on 5/2 14:36
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You're hardly on the scrap heap at 36.

After 30 (just to argue with Alf)

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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:36
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How old are you mick? I can hear you creaking....

Boromart Posted on 5/2 14:38
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once a week now Lisbon, but my body takes twice as long to recover, I'm not sure if thats age creeping up on me or the lack of sleep from the kids

mickbrown Posted on 5/2 14:38
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A Gary Speed-esque mid thirties.

northantsred Posted on 5/2 14:40
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32 for the first and believe it or not I still won the dads race!!!

SouthStandSumo Posted on 5/2 14:41
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39!!!! I could be a grandad by then

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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:41
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Mart, is that why we've not seen you since the Watford match!

More like a Johnny Vegas mid thirties mick.

cheese_shop_john Posted on 5/2 14:42
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32 and no regrets at all.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:45
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Matured like a fine cheese, eh John.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 14:46
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moses, good luck with finding your girl.

am all for gay rights as you know, but I'd still warn most women away from having a baby with guys in denial.

will all come out in the wash in the end - no matter how much you wish it wasn't so.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:48
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Speak for yourself, some of us need more washing than others you dirty hom.

MKS12176 Posted on 5/2 14:53
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Im 31 and my missus is expecting our first......

MarlonD Posted on 5/2 14:53
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Lisbon, dont worry you cannot get up the stick from felching.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:55
re: At what age did you have your first child

How many kids have you got Marlon, you old man?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 14:56
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'more washing than others' - lol.

As you know, G.A.Y. is only a quid on a friday. Be seeing you

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 14:57
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Is it! What a bargain.....Maybe I'll bomb it.

MarlonD Posted on 5/2 15:00
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At the last count none. I maybe a jaffa who knows but at least they can strike me off the DNA test list when your lass gets bunned.

Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 5/2 15:00
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I don't think Moses actually has a specific woman in mind. I reckon he's seen one of those adverts for 'vvank banks' where you get paid for providing a sample of your beans.
Due to his lack of money he's thinking of taking up his hobby as a full-time job.

borobuddah Posted on 5/2 15:01
re: At what age did you have your first child

Thats nowt the second was born when I was 45.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:02
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Have you got kids Vinny? If so, I'd imagine your household to be a bit like 'the Munsters'.

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mozza_1 Posted on 5/2 15:04
re: At what age did you have your first child?

i was 19 when matthew was born i sort of reget the fact i had missed out alot of going places and loosing freedom to a certain extent i was still a bit of a kid myself - it made me grow up a hell of a lot in a short space of time.

looking back now though life is too short to regret anything and i ouldnt change what i have now for anything.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:05
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Did you miss out on your education because of it mozza?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 15:05
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'bomb it'? it's pretty vanilla and doesn't really cater for that kind of thing. you'd be better off in a fetish club.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:09
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I think you have issues MTW, what are you going to do when you want kids? Beg some unsuspecting woman for theirs? Well at least it won't have your characteristics which is a bit of a relief.

You're not a mid afternoon gameshow host are you?

bandito Posted on 5/2 15:10
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You ready to "settle down" now Moses?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:11
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Dunno Bandi, I'm easy really.

sad_man Posted on 5/2 15:16
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Lisbon you k. un. t

Boromart Posted on 5/2 15:16
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I was with Grantus at the Charlton game, and I will be around when we put the nail in the coffin for those not so 'appy 'ammers.

Anyway I had my second and last at 34. I'm gonna book in for the snip, although my wife thinks its her idea. So first Ineed to convince her that she needs to coerce me by buying me a a nice shiny new set of golf racquets out of guilt.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:18
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Sorry sad_man.

Drinking with Marlon, what did you do wrong to do deserve that punishment?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 15:21
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all i'm saying is that I would advise girls being chased by 'straight' guys who are overly obsessed with gay people and lifestyle to just stop and wonder why?

it's a classic smokescreen.

MarlonD Posted on 5/2 15:21
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Drinking with Marlon

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:28
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Don't try and dupe me with your heterophobic psycho babble.

When you get married will your dad walk you down the aisle in your dress? I bet he'll be so proud.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:35
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Can you please stop dragging my straight sex child birth regrets question into your depraved world of homosexualioty please.

Thankyou.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 15:37
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it's not heterophobic to suggest that if you're gay then best to come out of the closet.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:41
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There's no closet in my office.

Just so you know, I have 2 gay mates and they're both puffs who couldn't arm wrestle a new born baby. Coincidentally they are both Newcastle supporters. One of them has a male scale and is interested in adopting a baby. I think he should be put down personally but that's just my opinion.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 15:43
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what's a male scale?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:45
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Come on, surely you must have a male scale!

He grades every bloke in the office on shagability. Obviously I was top but wasn't interested so he had to settle for the fat Indian gay lad who sat opposite him.

daveraine Posted on 5/2 15:49
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mart dont you know anything about golf they are golf sticks arent they ?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 15:49
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it's funny coz i wouldn't discuss stuff like that with my straight mates. what would be the point.

certainly wouldn't at work.

MsCurly Posted on 5/2 15:49
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23 when I had my boy, seems awfuly young when I think about it, but not a single regret.

He was the best thing to ever happen to me.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:52
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He shouts about in the office about his homo conquests and what he's been up to. Thankfully I'm not in his office.

Do you fancy me MTW?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 15:54
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Do you?

Link: ?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 15:59
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like i've been saying. it's not what i think or anybody else thinks that counts. just leave off the homophobia and have a think yourself.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:01
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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:02
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That's it, answer the question by avoiding it, typical flipper.

Can you honestly tell me you prefer men to women? I know that they nag a lot, constantly change their minds and most of them are stark raving bonkers but come on, get your act together son.

borobuddah Posted on 5/2 16:03
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Yeah cut it out you plonker.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:04
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Yeah, what buddah said.

zoec Posted on 5/2 16:05
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Why do you even care about other people's sex lives, LL? I'm sure it's not impacting on you.

camperman Posted on 5/2 16:05
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im 40 with a 14 year old daughter and i still party hard, it never stopped me doing what ive always done why should it ?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 16:06
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Lol.

Funny that when you compare men and women you list negative traits yet you talk about being the most fanciable guy in the office to a gay guy.

You'd be a goldmine for a psychology student. And i don't mean that in a suggestive way.

Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 5/2 16:06
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How come gays always get brought into threads?

Gays to any thread on here are like dog shitt to a Stockton street.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:07
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zoef, we might end up together so I think it's worth knowing, don't you?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:12
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MTW, I was taking the piss when I said I was the most fanciable guy. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure some people like me and others can't stand me.

Do you think you can work me out from what I post on a public messageboard? Do I really believe what I am saying or am I taking the piss? What do you think?

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means_the_world Posted on 5/2 16:17
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if you posted once or twice, then not really. everyone messes on. but as moses and lisbon you keep coming back to the subject again and again and again.

listen, not gonna say more (so have edited). just leave off the homophobia. you'll have better karma if nothing else.

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borobuddah Posted on 5/2 16:17
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Whats the difference between a heterosexual man and a bisexual man.


About 8 pints of lager!

I was talking to you MK, shut the homophobicshit up.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:20
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You're all a bunch of fooking fairies, jumping on your high horses. I thought you gay lads could take it? Does talking about homosexuality make me homosexual MTW?

Buddah, do you find my ramblings offensive?

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 16:20
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BB - truly the insight of the day

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:28
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Ok, I promise not to say another word about homosexuals.

Anyway MTW, you started it. How did you infiltrate my thread about babies you tvvat!

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:34
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At what age did you have your first child and do you regret the timing of the birth??

zoec Posted on 5/2 16:36
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I couldn't regret anything about my little lad - he's gorgeous.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 16:38
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No babies. No regrets.

In fact no one seems to have regrets when it comes down to it which is good all round.



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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:41
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Not about your baby zoe but do you wish you'd had him sooner? If you don't mind me asking zoe, how old are you(ballpark)?

MTW, are you any good at footy?

borobuddah Posted on 5/2 16:43
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I think you are offensive to others, yes.

zoec Posted on 5/2 16:46
re: At what age did you have your first child?

How old do you think I am, LL? You've made it sound like I'm coming up for retirement!

No, I don't wish I'd had him sooner. It was just right.

I'm in my thirties, LL.

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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:52
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Fair enough then Buddah.

What I said was tongue in cheek, based on provoking a reaction from MTW after he said I was not fit to be a dad. He's probably right tbh but I was just poking fun at him in a say what you want messageboard manner.

The reality is quite different. People should have thick skins and have strong characters but I know this not to be the case. In reality you can see the way people react and act accordingly.

On a messageboard you can't see that reaction. People can call me what they want on a messageboard and I couldn't give a toss but if you feel I have offended people then I shall stop.

You're full of shyte mind, no way you had a kid at 39.

bobstermarley Posted on 5/2 16:54
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I think he's offensive and, rather worryingly, absolutely obsessed about people's sexuality and what they get up to.

"I have 2 gay mates and they're both puffs who couldn't arm wrestle a new born baby" He's obviously never met any REAL homos then.....

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 16:54
re: At what age did you have your first child?

You want to know about my ball skills? They're good. Used to coach and spent some time coaching in the States when younger til i got a real job.

Just think, you may also have been trained by a 'fooking fairy' at some point.

To be fair, BB and Bob have got you down to a 't' too.

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piggy_nichol Posted on 5/2 16:55
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I was 25.

I think for most blokes the ideal time always seems to be a couple of years into the future. It gives you the time to get those last few adventurous things out of the way.

Both of mine were unplanned (by me anyway, I suspect my ex knew exactly when she was going to have them from the moment that she got her first Tiny Tears)

You might as well just get on with it. Having kids will be the best thing you have ever done. Most of life is pretty pointless, kids give it a bit of purpose. And you can take he piss out of them with things that would get you a black eye from an adult.

I plan more, in my sixties, I reckon.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 16:55
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I thought you were early 30's zoe. A few years til retirement yet.....

Is the husband at home looking after the baby?

Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 5/2 16:59
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Lisbon, I must admit I'm puzzled by your attitude. particularly considering that one of your closest chums; grantus, has admitted to partaking in a bit of man-touching in the past.

Lefty3668 Posted on 5/2 16:59
re: At what age did you have your first child?

34 and 1 day. No regrets.

Sometimes I've thought I should have had him a few years earlier so that he would now be old enough to leave on his own while I went out on the lash, but then I go to a wedding say or out all day for the match and the following day I thank god he keeps me from them most of the time.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 17:01
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I knew it wouldn't be long before Bobstermarley tried to take me from behind!

I'm being tag teamed FFS. I don't think so MTW, I call it football, not soccer. Look MTW, I'm as straight as they come so stop trying to convert me. I have you down as a David Koresh type character, complete with beard and glasses.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 17:06
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Vinny, who knows what is real and what isn't? I've not seen the 'man toucher' for some time.

Lefty, you auld coont.

means_the_world Posted on 5/2 17:06
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Straight as they come

I'm not interested in how you 'have me down' and be assured that no one is trying to tag team you.

But it does seem that your first ton has brought about a revealing glimpse into the world of moses lisbon.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 17:11
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Of course you're interested, you've been cyber stalking my arse for ages. Can't blame you mind....

My first ton! LOL.

Lefty3668 Posted on 5/2 17:19
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Charming.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 17:19
re: At what age did you have your first child?

You must be to have a kid at that age!

zoec Posted on 5/2 17:52
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Lefty, you lightweight

borobuddah Posted on 5/2 17:53
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Full of shyte am I?

my second was born when I was 45

Gay men get beaten up, even murdered and you think puff jokes are inoffensive?

You knew all along.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 17:57
re: At what age did you have your first child?

What a crap statement. Fat people get beat up, straight people, gay people, that's life buddah. I've been kicked in twice myself, once for scoring a goal by a lad 5 years older when I was at school and the other was mistaken identity. These things happen and not because I take the piss on a meassageboard. Idiots don't need an excuse to hurt people, they'll do it anyway.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 5/2 18:00
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Oh and I believed you about your kids btw. I was joking.

Lefty3668 Posted on 5/2 18:46
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Mistaken identity?

Now that's a story worth telling.

borobuddah Posted on 5/2 20:09
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Yes but no-one really hates fat people do they?

Gay men and lesbian women take tons of abuse, and at the serious end is a coffin. Whatever their shape, size, hair colour etc.

Only twice?

means_the_world Posted on 6/2 1:27
re: At what age did you have your first child?

BB - don't try to reason with him.

this is the guy who asks some question about having kids then rips the piss out of people who demonstrate that whatever the age and timing - sure or not - that it's a pretty good thing all round.

been said already that why is the sexuality question so important to him?

if you can tell me a straight person who has such concerns then fine but to be honest we all know why.

have edited a post in the past because didn't want to be mean. but self hatred not really a good enough excuse for abusing all and sundry around you these days.

sad really.





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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 6/2 8:35
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Yes, mistaken identity Lefty!

I'm sure some people probably do hate fat people as they get bullied on a regular basis. My cousin's a lesbian as is someone else very close to me, I have a couple of gay mates aswell. I have the same banter with them and they don't give a toss, they give as good as they get. For some reason you've jumped on your high horse buddah and made it out as if I am stirring homophobic violence. I bear no ill will to anyone on here and I don't have a problem with coloured, gay, straight people or whatever.

"and at the serious end is a coffin"

So in what way is this thread serious? What is your point? Do you think I go around the pubs shouting this stuff? It's a messageboard and people who take this stuff seriously obviously have mental issues.

MTW - You were obviously bullied at school jusging by your reaction. I had a thread which you came on to and said I wasn't fit to be a Father. Then you come on all self righteous, you're a hypochrite who takes himself far too seriously.

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zoec Posted on 6/2 8:55
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Who were you mistaken for?

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 6/2 8:58
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Mosesbon, was it in 5th year or was that Jez?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 6/2 9:03
re: At what age did you have your first child?

The first one was in 4th year I think. We were playing footy over near West Block (before it had been demolished) with the scruffs and an older lad. He was an idiot and kept kicking people so I tortured him and scored and shouted "get in there!".

I awoke in hospital wandering the corridors cos I was looking for the loo. Apparently he'd punched me in the back of the head and then jumped up and down on my head whilst I was laid unconscious.

The second beating I was mistaken for a giant panda zoe, apparently their fur is quite valuable...

borobuddah Posted on 6/2 9:20
re: At what age did you have your first child?

We all have banter with our friends, those we are comfortable with and understand its just fun, give and take.

On here though are strangers who don't know the real you and your views and values, its a public forum, if you say things that are offensive, people will challenge.

I wasn't saying you stirred up violence, just that its often the conclusion to homphobic abuse.

Boromart Posted on 6/2 9:26
re: At what age did you have your first child?

"I have 2 gay mates and they're both puffs who couldn't arm wrestle a new born baby" - I'm with Lisbon on this one, we had an arm wrestling competition at my gay neighbours house the other week. 4 straight guys and 2 gay. The gay guys came 5th and 6th.....and I'm shat at arm wrestiling.

Oy MTW, are you gonna be big enough to admit I ain't a bigot? You acussed me on the other thread. Maybe saying it is a 'life choice' annoyed you I don't know, that was just bad wording, I make no assumptions about it being a choice, a reaction to your environment, or a product of your genes.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 6/2 9:33
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I appreciate what you're saying Buddah and as a result I agreed to tone it down when you challenged me. I still think you took it to the extreme end of the spectrum with your argument though. There are nutters everywhere, I can't exactly see my message board ramblings ending in someone's death, can you?

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 6/2 10:02
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Only your own, at the end of a sausage roll, or under a badly installed porta-cabin.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 6/2 10:07
re: At what age did you have your first child?

That sentence makes no sense

Boromart Posted on 6/2 10:14
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I think he is saying that he going to wrap his suasage in some puff pastry and hurt you with it

zoec Posted on 6/2 10:15
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It makes sense to me.

red_rebel2 Posted on 6/2 10:24
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I think it's time Lisbon squeezed out of the closet.

Me 34 and the only regret is we didn't sooner because kids are great (he says underlining his own testosterone fuelled manliness)

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Lefty3668 Posted on 6/2 11:07
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Did you leave some bamboo shoots sticking out of your arse MK?

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 6/2 11:21
re: At what age did you have your first child

You insinuating that I'm a gay panda and that I am threatening the existence of the entire panda race?

Lefty3668 Posted on 6/2 11:27
re: At what age did you have your first child

No, just querying if you have an eating disorder, fatty.

borokaza Posted on 6/2 12:07
re: At what age did you have your first child

5 days off my 27th bithday for my 1st and 35 for the 2nd. My only regret is who I had him with. (divorce has helped me get over that though )

Ashcrofts_Barber Posted on 6/2 12:35
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I was 31 for first one perfect age.....

Cogeur_le_Conq Posted on 6/2 16:04
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42 the first one

44 the second

borobuddah Posted on 6/2 18:00
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Nearly as old as me, Coggs, do I win summat?

The best is worth waiting for.

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Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 7/2 8:07
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Why did you wait so long?

borobuddah Posted on 7/2 8:51
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Until i met someone i felt the necessary committment to, and who felt the same about me.

And i wasn't responsible enough earlier.

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 7/2 8:56
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"And i wasn't responsible enough earlier."

A fair point. So, no regrets about waiting then Buddah?

borobuddah Posted on 7/2 9:27
re: At what age did you have your first child?

Happily none at all.

A slight twinge that I might not last long enough to enjoy the grandbairns, but thats life (or death)

Moses_Kiptanui Posted on 9/5 16:16
re: At what age did you have your first child?

I think I'd best have some soon, I'm bored.