| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 22/3 9:13 | |
| One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Who do you shoot first? --- Post edited by The_Lizards_Jumpers on 22/3 9:14 --- | |
| captain5 Posted on 22/3 9:15 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Are you allowed to beat the other one to death with the gun?? | |
| Lucky_Alf Posted on 22/3 9:15 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Why ask "first"? If you had only one bullet how would you shoot the other anyway? | |
| Buddy Posted on 22/3 9:15 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Green. I don't have to listen to Moyles. | |
| KENDAL Posted on 22/3 9:16 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
I'd stand one behind the other and hope the bullet went thru both of them. | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 22/3 9:17 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Wouldn't work Kendal, they're both fat odious toads that a cruise missile would struggle to penetrate, | |
| Boromart Posted on 22/3 9:18 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Green would have to be first with Moyles directly behind | |
| Capybara Posted on 22/3 9:18 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Beaten to it by the Budmeister. Not that I approve of such actions but, if I did, it would have to be Green. Moyles doesn't appear on the radar. Does anyone really still listen to Radio 1? | |
| speckyget Posted on 22/3 9:18 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Shoot Green, bake the gun into a pie for Moyles. | |
| bandito Posted on 22/3 9:19 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Lizard, where are you ranking on the boredom scale today? | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 22/3 9:21 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Pretty high, however I also have a hell of a lot of work to do, but just cant get started. | |
| bandito Posted on 22/3 9:24 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
LOL. Know the feeling | |
| johnsmithsno2 Posted on 22/3 10:12 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
I love Boro fans me! | |
| SocraTees Posted on 22/3 10:15 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
You didn't stipulate what type of gun it was? | |
| Link: Can I use this? | |
| hughiep Posted on 22/3 10:21 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Magnum round just stand one in front of the other, two birds with one stone so to speak. | |
| bblf Posted on 22/3 10:37 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Moyes with Green laid behind him.When he fell Green would have no chance. | |
| TheBoroBoss61 Posted on 22/3 12:22 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Remines me of the Joke "Your in a Room with Osama Bin Laden and Freddy Shepard your Gun has 2 Bullets,Who do you Shoot first? Freddy Shepard Twice 
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| towz Posted on 22/3 12:57 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
If I was stuck in a room with the two of them probably myself --- Post edited by towz on 22/3 12:57 --- | |
| Gamblor Posted on 22/3 12:59 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Neither, as I don't listen to radio. Instead I'll use the bullet (provided I've got a gun, which isn't stated) to shoot TLJ and become a hero. | |
| georges_bush Posted on 22/3 13:06 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
i stand them both on a very high bridge above a very deep fast river. I then tie the two fatties together. I'd shoot green in the face, push him off the bridge. The weight and momentum of his falling dead body would no doudt pull moyles off as well. Once in the water, the weight of greens dead body wud ultimatly drown moyles. Making the world a much better place. | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 22/3 13:07 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
YOu wouldnt become a hero though, very few people would even notice. However shooting Green and Moyles would bring so much happiness into so many peoples lives. | |
| Shevchenko Posted on 22/3 13:10 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
mr green,sour alex,the portugese diver and wayne should be thrown in to the middle of the pitch at the riverside and let the lions loose on them. full house at the riverside let in free of charge. | |
| wolfgang_nutsnbolts Posted on 22/3 13:48 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Green  And that rsole Jonathan Pearce would be stood directly behind him too! | |
| Piquet2 Posted on 22/3 13:48 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
I'd lock them in a room and let them listen to each other for a week. | |
| sparkins Posted on 22/3 15:04 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
I would lay them both on the floor and release Eamonn Holmes from a great height to land on them, hopefully ridding the airways of the three biggest tw-ats in broadcasting today. | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 22/3 15:19 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
I like the idea of involving Holmes, but i'd pity the poor get who had to clean up the mess afterwards. | |
| burydweller Posted on 22/3 15:23 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Eamon Holmes, is the hairy handed Rapeeeeist a plastic Manure fan? I love the way "Sir Alex" slimes from his lips | |
| number9point5 Posted on 22/3 16:30 | |
| re: One bullet - Alan Green and Chris Moyles | |
Can I pull the trigger please,,,,, ah goan please let me!!!! | |
