| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:15 | |
| What do all these women have in common? | |
Collen McCloghlin, Fearne Cotton, Amy Winehouse, Kate Ford | |
| bandito Posted on 27/3 15:16 | |
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they've all been mentioned on this board at some point today. | |
| GibbosEmpire Posted on 27/3 15:16 | |
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You've had sex with them all in your dreams? | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:16 | |
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Bandy is close, but there's another element to it. | |
| captain5 Posted on 27/3 15:17 | |
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I think I know (well what Lizards will say, anyway). | |
| McCann_87 Posted on 27/3 15:17 | |
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none of them can use a cash machine? | |
| Capybara Posted on 27/3 15:18 | |
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I think I might be guessing the same, even though I haven't heard of one of them. To be fair, if I'd never been near this board I wouldn't have heard of three of them. | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 27/3 15:18 | |
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I could hazard a guess. He's quite devoted. | |
| Turner_86 Posted on 27/3 15:19 | |
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None of them have boobies as nice as Fearne Brittons? | |
| Wakey_Boro_Fan Posted on 27/3 15:19 | |
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All have boobies. Where do I collect my prize? Scrub that, didn't notice Amy Winehouse's name in the list originally. --- Post edited by Wakey_Boro_Fan on 27/3 15:20 --- | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:20 | |
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Nope, that hunk of burning love and no doubt Brad Pitt lookalike Vinny_Garstokes has deemed them all to be not worthy of his appreciation. He must be a real catch to be turning down women of this quality on a day to day basis. | |
| MA_07 Posted on 27/3 15:21 | |
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one person has either slagged them off while the other has sung there praise's | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 27/3 15:22 | |
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I was right. | |
| boroandproud2 Posted on 27/3 15:22 | |
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They all need their back doors kicking in? | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:22 | |
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As I say you must be a real catch, it's a wonder you have time to spend on here considering the women must be fighting left right and centre just to get a piece of you? | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 27/3 15:24 | |
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Like i've said before, the type of women you salivate about on here is hardly a glowing testimony to your wife-to-be. | |
| bandito Posted on 27/3 15:25 | |
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they were all vegans in their youth? | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:26 | |
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Apart from I've never expressed an interest in Kate Ford for a start. Most girls would love to be compared to Fearne Cotton or Collen McCloghilin in looks certainly. | |
| heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 27/3 15:29 | |
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Whos' Kate Ford? The other 3 Vinny has a valid point though. | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:30 | |
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Tracy Barlow from Corra. | |
| heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 27/3 15:32 | |
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Hmmmm. Best out of a bad bunch. | |
| zoec Posted on 27/3 15:33 | |
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"Most girls would love to be compared to Fearne Cotton or Collen McCloghilin in looks certainly." Um, no, not at all, sorry. | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:36 | |
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You must be an absolute stunner then, as they're certainly two pretty and well proportioned ladies. Whether you think they dress well, are intelligent etc is another matter. | |
| zoec Posted on 27/3 15:39 | |
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The "another matter" is quite an important one, though. | |
| The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 27/3 15:40 | |
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Which is why I said "in looks" in my initial post. | |
| bandito Posted on 27/3 15:40 | |
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Lizard, you are treading on eggshells | |
| Gillandi Posted on 27/3 15:41 | |
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Leave Vinny alone, he just like's to get his rejection in first, learned behaviour but yeah, it's a sure-fire bet he'd use the body waste of any of these ladies for toothpaste. | |
| zoec Posted on 27/3 15:43 | |
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True, Lizard you did say looks. But still no. --- Post edited by zoec on 27/3 15:51 --- | |
| the_j Posted on 27/3 15:55 | |
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If I told my girlfriend she looked like Colleen McLoghlin she'd belt me one. | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 27/3 15:56 | |
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Whereas a fat, sweaty, bald taxi driver like you has to fight them off? | |
| Gillandi Posted on 27/3 16:06 | |
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You got 2 out of 4 right there Vinny, if i'm being very generous. Fat and sweaty maybe, from time to time but I can lose 2 stone in as many months any time I want to by quitting chocolate and chips and taking the dog the long way round the park everyday, which is a very liberating feeling compared to your situation, skin and bone and unable to gain a pound over 7 stone. It must be awful to be incapable of filling a pair of trousers. | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 27/3 16:07 | |
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I bet your taxi smells as if you've filled yours. | |
| Gillandi Posted on 27/3 16:12 | |
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Vinny, i've never driven a taxi in my life but if I ever do you will never have to pay a fare if you get into mine. If the rest of the Garstroke family are built like yourself, i'll take a dozen or so of them in the back too. | |
| Lucky_Alf Posted on 27/3 16:20 | |
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I too match 2 of those descriptions. Beyond Danny Devito I htink you might be struggling to find a match though Vinny. | |
