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borobuddah Posted on 7/4 17:35
Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Whats their run in like?

Keanethepikey Posted on 7/4 18:48
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

FFS

borobuddah Posted on 7/4 18:50
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

What, ya don't wanna win?

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TeessideCleveland Posted on 7/4 19:51
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Our staying up is my main priority
Virtually sorted now
After that the priority should be who we have here next season

john_b Posted on 7/4 19:51
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

I think Piquet would win this hands down.

Revol_Tees Posted on 7/4 19:54
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

They'll get f*** all out of their next three games - Arsenal, Pompey, Chelsea. And if they do, all the better for keeping Roeder in the job for longer

Piquet2 Posted on 7/4 20:12
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Don't believe everything Mrs.b tells you

borobuddah Posted on 8/4 8:24
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

We've got Liverpool, Man Utd and Spuds to come.

Keanethepikey Posted on 8/4 8:42
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obsessed

The_Commisar Posted on 8/4 8:45
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at 8-42 on Easter Sunday a sad barcode comes on here to us we are obsessed ?
Well, he's obviously an expert in onsession, or is it obesity ?

borobuddah Posted on 8/4 8:46
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

He musta shat the bed.

borobadge Posted on 8/4 10:18
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theres a joke in there somewhere, Bud'......

borobuddah Posted on 8/4 10:30
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obCESSed

stocko_mfc Posted on 8/4 13:11
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Hartlepool are the team of the NE this season...thier winning run was remarkable, regardless of which division there in.

borobuddah Posted on 26/4 21:26
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

3 games left 2 points between us, who knows?

borobuddah Posted on 5/5 16:28
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Stays like this, we nip in front of them and tuck oursel's in!

borobuddah Posted on 5/5 16:46
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The plastic sweaty's are now losing 2-0.

Bring it on.

borobuddah Posted on 5/5 17:00
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As the Jawdees boo, and cry for the boards heads, we quietly slide into our deserved position.

borobadge Posted on 5/5 17:24
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

dont let it lye, bud'.....

e.i.o....e.i.o....e.i.o.

borobuddah Posted on 5/5 17:28
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

absofookinlutely mate.

Let's gie it Laldy for the sad jawdees,
"All the jawdees went to rome......"

Happy tonite

Gillandi Posted on 5/5 17:31
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Nailed on now, we'll stuff Fulham next week now that it's a nothing match.

I hope we play as many of the kids that played 'em last year as possible. Let them put on an exhibition for us.

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borobuddah Posted on 5/5 19:36
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

"Sheet, on the Jawdees, Sheet on the Jawdees tonight....."

borobadge Posted on 6/5 10:21
re: ....Cock o'the North....

....its still in our own hands....

borobuddah Posted on 6/5 14:04
re: ....Cock o'the North....

It's all so beautifully timed.......

borobuddah Posted on 12/5 18:09
re: ....Cock o'the North....

Lets rip the pss out of them tomorrow and all close season.

Their new manager of the year will face the facts that his grand ambitious, hungry, deluded Club are second best to a Small Town in Yorkshire Team. More finals than they've had hot dinners, in their lifetime.

Let's scream at them and Sunland when they come to smogville


"Cock of the North,
Cock of the North,
Middlesbrough,
Middlesbrough."

--- Post edited by borobuddah on 12/5 19:48 ---

borobuddah Posted on 12/5 19:49
re: ....Cock o'the North....

Can Watford go out with a bang?

Will Fulham's shaky defence resist us?

boroborn Posted on 12/5 19:54
re: ....Cock o'the North....

Have to agree with stocko_mfc - The monkey hangers and the scruffy (unts have had a better season then both us and the jawdees.

Still if we win tomorrow will set a good tone for the close season and hopefully give us a few extra for players.

borobuddah Posted on 12/5 20:05
re: ....Cock o'the North....

"Keep ya feet still Jawdee hinny,
best be happy through the neet,
For ye may not be sae happy come the day,

Ah gie yersel's bit comfort,
keep yer feet still jawdee lad,
While Boro steal yer bonnie dreams away"

borobuddah Posted on 12/5 21:11
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

"Jawdees lost his liggie, doon the double raa'"

caleb72 Posted on 12/5 23:51
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Funny how "Cock of the North" only seems to exist on the rare occasions that "the bera" manage to stumble into a higher league position than Newcastle.

My Father in Law is one of you lot, (which before you start is why I have a passing interest in this board) and it is quite extaordinary how he only ever mentions "Super Bera" under circumstances such as this.

If achieving this accolade means so much to you then my God your ambitions are really low.

Cock of the North indeed! If you want to get technical, shouldn't that title actually go to Manchester United!

Stepper_T Posted on 12/5 23:55
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Chill, man. You'd think your club was in disarray, you were about to have a fat, bent long-ball merchant installed as manager, your star player is leaving having snaffled 10m for 13 games work and 'The Bera' were above you.

shortandbald Posted on 12/5 23:57
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

it Is not the Height of our ambition, but it is just a little matter of local pride. Obviously lost on an inbred deluded moron like you.

libardi Posted on 12/5 23:57
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Bera? What part of Teesside is that then? Perry Bar?

You are right about Man U though, they do sing that song, went to Old Trafford a few times when I was 'lucky' enough to be living in salford

borobuddah Posted on 13/5 15:41
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

One Viduka goal closer, how are the deluded getting on?

borobuddah Posted on 13/5 16:20
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and a couple more to make sure....

borobuddah Posted on 13/5 16:52
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That'll do for me. Get in.

borobuddah Posted on 13/5 17:06
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

"Beer, Beer we want more Beer,
all the lads are cheering,
get the fooking beer in"

beamishboro Posted on 13/5 17:09
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

"Funny how "Cock of the North" only seems to exist on the rare occasions that "the bera" manage to stumble into a higher league position than Newcastle"

Well thats twice in the last three seasons we have "managed to stumble" above you.

ciara Posted on 13/5 22:42
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

we are the boro
the cock of t'north
we hate the geordies and sunlun of course
we all eat newboulds
phuq all the rest
middlesborough are best la laa la...

boroproud Posted on 13/5 22:44
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only 1 'o' in Middlesbrough FFS

borobuddah Posted on 16/5 9:06
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

"We are the Boro
the cock of t'north
we hate Nyacassel, and sunlun of course
we all drink whisky and Nyacassel brown
The Boro boys are in town,

Na na, na na na na nah,....."

Is how I remember it.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 16/5 9:14
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

It's similar how Boro V's Newcastle is only a "North East Derby" when Newcastle win, otherwise we hear all about how we're not your rivals etc etc.

kerouac Posted on 16/5 9:21
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Newcastle v Boro is never a derby Lizard.. Win, lose or draw...

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 16/5 9:24
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Oh I think you'll find it is should you win.

Maybe not to you and the other "decent" Geordies, but the idiots on the 3 Legends seem to think it is should you win, otherwise we have to listen to how you dont care about us for 2 hours.

kerouac Posted on 16/5 9:26
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

The Legends attracts idiots like flies to horse dung! macdonald is the biggest prat of the lot of them...

Boromart Posted on 16/5 10:23
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of course its a derby game.

We live in an age where media dictates our locale. We have the same local news, therefore we are neighbours.

We are geographically closer than Norwich and Ipswich, the anglian derby.

It's about the same distance as Liverpool - Man Utd and less than the cross-penines derby between Leeds and Manure.

Also you could travel in about half the time it would take for a Watford-Crystal Palace derby game, in fact many london derbys will require more travel time than Boro/Newcastle.

The failure of some Jawdees to recognise it as a derby is a cynical ploy, based entirely on their head-in-the-sand attitude about their place in the football hierarchy. They are trying to lord it over us with absolutely no factually reason to do so, you have to laugh.

At the end of the day can any Jawdee fan hand on heart say they get the same joy out of beating us as they do out of beating Coventry, Wigan or Blackburn? I don't think so.

--- Post edited by Boromart on 16/5 10:26 ---

borobuddah Posted on 16/5 13:33
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Well said.

"The failure of some Jawdees to recognise it as a derby is a cynical ploy, based entirely on their head-in-the-sand attitude about their place in the football hierarchy. They are trying to lord it over us with absolutely no factually reason to do so, you have to laugh."

"SAY,
WE
ARE
COCK OF THE NORTH,
SAY WE ARE COCK O'THE NORTH!!!!"

Keanethepikey Posted on 16/5 15:08
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Obsessed!

thefook the mackems are back

kerouac Posted on 16/5 15:23
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Boromart - I get no more pleasure from beating Boro than I do Wigan. In fact - I want to beat Everton and Tottenham more than you.

This really isn't some sort of "We are bigger than you" rubbish that I know some spout; it is the truth. And Liverpool Man Utd isn't a derby game!! Neither is Leeds Man Utd - the cross-pennines derby? Who on earth calls it that?!

I am not lording anything over you, honest. God I even went to kip (at home not the ground!) during our game at yours - no chance I could do that v the makems; I'd be sick with fear as I am the moment I wake up when we play them..

--- Post edited by kerouac on 16/5 15:26 ---

toxic_bob Posted on 16/5 15:36
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There's something about seeing the words 'nip', 'tuck' and 'cock' in the same sentence that has just given me the shivers.

sean_boro Posted on 16/5 15:57
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

you have to be in the same city for a true derby ffs.

so if we're being really anal boro or sunderland vs newcastle are as much of a 'derby' as each other.

kahunaburger Posted on 16/5 16:00
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Always thought it was classed as the Tyne-Tees derby ?

Boromart Posted on 16/5 16:12
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

sean_boro, your talking nonsense, there is no such thing as a 'true derby', and there is no definition that states that teams must be in the same city.

According to wiki the definition is "the term local derby, or simply just derby means a sporting fixture between two (generally local) rivals" - generally local. Although this is only a wiki entry it is the general consensus. According to the Cambridge dictionary - "a sports event between teams in the same AREA".

All same-city matches ARE derby's, but not all Derby's are between teams within the same city. If that is the case then Newcastle like many teams in this country do not have a derby game.

The only derby's would be :-
- a plethora of London derbys
- Sheff Wed-Sheff U
- Birmingham-Villa
- Bristol Rov-City
- Notts Forest-County
- The Merseyside derby
- The Manchester Derby
- Stoke-Port Vale

and I think that's your lot. You are seriously suggesting that Pompey-Southampton; Norwich-Ipswich; Pools-Darlo are not derby's?

kerouac, that is your personal opinion, however do you accept that to the majority of Jawdee fans a win over Boro is more important than a win over wigan? By the banter with Jawdees over the years it is obvious and undeniable that it is.



--- Post edited by Boromart on 16/5 16:14 ---

Corcaigh_the_Cat Posted on 16/5 18:02
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Kerouac, I'm with you on this one. I'd rather see the Boro beating the teams at the top than those of a similar standing, you get a bigger kick out of it, without doubt.

borobuddah Posted on 17/5 1:38
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"This really isn't some sort of "We are bigger than you" rubbish that I know some spout;"

Oh yes it is.

We are above you, the table doesn't lie, (apart from when we were deducted three points that we had we won fair and square.)

Keroucack

"God I even went to kip (at home not the ground!) during our game at yours - no chance I could do that v the makems; I'd be sick with fear as I am the moment I wake up when we play them.."

Sick with fear at playing the plasic Jawdees? shame on you, shame, shame.....

We look forward to it. Wake up licking our lips, not feeling sick and scared.

Go barrack potless Sam

--- Post edited by borobuddah on 17/5 1:38 ---

Boroz Posted on 17/5 4:52
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We are CotN that's all that matters!!!!

On the 'derby' front I gotta agree that for most people a derby is a bigger and more passionate affair than just a local rivalry from being in the same area. IMO a club only has one of these passionate enemies and it's mutual, anything else is always secondary and so isn't THE derby game. For the Geordies is Sunlun and vice versa that's obvious (especially after living in Sunlun for a bit). For Arsenal its Spurs and vice versa even though there's other London clubs.

Boro hasn't really got one of these true derby enemies. We do have huge games with regional clubs especially when we're close in the league or in a cup tie but that's it. Newcastle was always a big game cause we're 30 miles away and so was Leeds as a Yorkshire thing even though they're 50 miles south.

Hartlepool and Darlo maybe would be ours if they ever got their acts together but then again there's no history of hatred so not sure if it'd qualify anyway.

Newcastle and Sunlun is the closest thing we've got so taking the p out of big headed Geordies or chip on the shoulder mackems will always be our thing whether they recognise it or not.

Tyne Tees derby has a ring to it but I guess that's something for out of area commentators.

rotti Posted on 17/5 5:28
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So when are you getting presented with the trophy then lads.i suppose you will be having an open top bus through your city centre.

Jesus christ you lot make me laugh,your nearly as bad as them scruffy mackems.
all they are bothered about is beating us twice in a season anything else is a bonus.

id really like to know what makes you lot hate us so much.i blame that coont bernie slaven myself,he likes to cause bother on the radio.

Boroz Posted on 17/5 6:34
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Course its good to finish highest of the NE clubs and have braggin rights - what surprises you about that eh?

On the derby front I was actually agreeing with you lot

borobuddah Posted on 17/5 8:45
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Rotti, there is no trophy and there will be no open top bus parade through town, sound familiar?

Just an unconfortable summer and season to come for your over hyped club and new long ball manager.

kerouac Posted on 17/5 11:13
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Sick with fear buddah as losing to them means I can't even look at the football section or any footy programme for a week. Against the makems the whole day has an edge that just isn't there against Boro. Not being funny here, but you haven't actually sold your full allocation at our place in years - how can it be a derby if boro can take more to Wigan away than you can to ours?

You can all say what you like but it isn't a derby and never will be.

And as for you finishing above us in the table, er, well done, can't say i've even actually looked at the final table...

--- Post edited by kerouac on 17/5 11:14 ---

borobuddah Posted on 17/5 11:29
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

I'd be embarrassed to say I was sick with fear that Sun'land would beat us.

Thanks for the congratulations for being Top Dog in the North East, I know it won't have stuck in your throat, as we don't matter.

Not surprised you haven't looked at the final table. It was close, we only beat you by three clear points, and finished snugly a place above your mighty club.

borobuddah Posted on 17/5 12:00
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Oh, and by the way, if you are at all curious at how to behave with some dignity, read the following,taken from Sporting Life

"Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez has accepted two Champions League finals in three seasons does not mean his side can yet be described as 'great'.

The Reds flew off for a short training camp in La Manga on Tuesday as they completed preparations for next Wednesday's showdown with AC Milan in Athens' Olympic Stadium.

After producing a rousing comeback to beat the Italians in the final two seasons ago, hopes are high at Anfield that Benitez's men will return from Greece clutching their sixth European Cup.

However, having finished over 20 points adrift of Premier League champions Manchester United and knowing the last of their 18 titles came 17 years ago, the focus around Liverpool will shift next season from Europe to domestic affairs.

And Benitez knows in order for his side to be ranked alongside the legendary teams of Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley and Kenny Dalglish, the Anfield trophy cabinet needs to start bulging again."

kerouac Posted on 17/5 12:12
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

"I'd be embarrassed to say I was sick with fear that Sun'land would beat us"

And that, my friend, is why you don't know what a derby is.. And well done on the "top dogs" trophy...

borobuddah Posted on 17/5 17:29
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Thanks for shedding so much Stadium of Sheite on the subject for me.

borobuddah Posted on 17/5 20:28
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Coutesy the black shats

"Oh me lads, ya shud ha' seen their faces,

Shepherd and Hall were havin' a ball, It's all in the Sundy papers,

The fans are sheite, and none too bright, the lasses have ugly faces,

Oh what a terrible stench there is...........................




IN THE BOARDROOM AT St JAMES'S! "

--- Post edited by borobuddah on 17/5 20:35 ---

borobuddah Posted on 18/5 20:58
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Wot, no applause?

borobuddah Posted on 19/5 11:50
re: Still nip and Tuck for Cock o'the North

Lest they forget

(for even a moment!)

borobuddah Posted on 23/5 9:50
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Hoof for the brave Jawdees outside the Bongo club and all the asses that came onto Parmoandstella's thread.