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Designer_Boro Posted on 22/4 11:24
What happened to Pogi's head?

Anyone know?

Turner_86 Posted on 22/4 11:25
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

He got angry after the Villa game and just started punching himself in the face.

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sean_boro Posted on 22/4 11:30
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz's tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried. ever.

JimmytheHill Posted on 22/4 11:31
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Thought that was Chuck Norris!!!

JimmytheHill Posted on 22/4 11:34
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Maybe Chuck punched him after finding out Pog's tears were better than his!

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 11:34
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

when emmanuel pogotetz has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 11:37
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, emmanuel pogotetz instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

towz Posted on 22/4 11:44
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I think he was headbutting a brick wall before kick of to psyche himself up

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 11:47
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz lost his virginity before his dad did.

the_broken_fridge Posted on 22/4 12:02
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pray that Pogatetz never decides to look directly at the sun. It's a stare down contest and the sun will lose, casting a perpetual night upon us all.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 12:06
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

JimmytheHill Posted on 22/4 12:09
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This is the funniest thread in a while...keep em coming!!

Max_Headroom Posted on 22/4 12:09
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emmanuel pogotetz doesn't read books, he stares at them until he gets the answers he wants.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 12:12
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Max_Headroom Posted on 22/4 12:16
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz once held a lion in a headlock for a fortnight.

ferencpuskas Posted on 22/4 12:19
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Emmanuel Pogatetz refuses to acknowledge the existence of the colour Pink, instead calling it "very light Red".

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 12:21
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emmanuel pogotetz doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives.

the_broken_fridge Posted on 22/4 12:26
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Pogatetz only kicks you into next week so that he can kick you again. Harder.

Max_Headroom Posted on 22/4 12:29
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emmanuel pogotetz carved the Alps with his fists.

Max_Headroom Posted on 22/4 12:31
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Briney Spears shaved her hair off after seeing Pogatetz's goal against the mackems on YouTube.

Goal_Scrounger Posted on 22/4 12:31
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Think of the most gorgeous woman you can imagine.

Pogi has had her.


Twice.

Today.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 12:33
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

when emmanuel pogotetz's wife burned the turkey one christmas, he said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his garden. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.when his wife asked him how he had done it, he headbutted her.

Durham_Red Posted on 22/4 12:34
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogi once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

jd1973 Posted on 22/4 12:34
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogotetz saved the world from destruction by heading clear a 7 mile wide asteroid that was heading for earth. Whilst doing this he held his breath for 17 minutes in deep space after taking off his helmet.

He is currently in training to volley the earth an extra 10,000 miles away from the sun to counteract global warming.

(This is classified information I received from a source at NASA).

Mattyk50 Posted on 22/4 12:35
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanual Pogatetz owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

Mattyk50 Posted on 22/4 12:37
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Emmanual Pogatetz could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Durham_Red Posted on 22/4 12:37
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Pogi's right hand and Pogi's left hand.

Max_Headroom Posted on 22/4 12:39
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Emmanuel Pogatetz killed Bob Woolmer after he suggested he should 'chill out by the beach.'

Pogatetz doesn't like beaches.

Mattyk50 Posted on 22/4 12:41
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Emmanual Pogatetz has counted to infinity. Twice.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 12:41
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz has two speeds: walk and kill.

Coluka Posted on 22/4 12:42
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz can eat three shreaded wheat at breakfast

and he can also knock the skin of rice pudding

and when he walks down the street, heads turn, he only uses one hand to do it too


Mattyk50 Posted on 22/4 12:43
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Emmanual Pogatetz allows to live.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 12:44
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

when emmanuel pogotetz goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

jd1973 Posted on 22/4 12:48
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Emmanuel Pogotetz is a time traveller and collects items and people for his own personal museum and themepark, whilst delivering his own sense of justice around the world.

So far he has:

Killed off the dinosaurs (apparently he gave them all syphillis)
Was on the Grassy Knoll
Arranged for Fat Freddie to take control of Newcastle
Fathered the next King of England
Lord Lucan, Glenn Miller, Shergar, Elvis, the Colossus of Rhodes, El Dorado and Atlantis in his museum

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 12:53
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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Emmanuel Pogatetz can kill him and take it.

Boro_Lee88 Posted on 22/4 12:53
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

"Emmanual Pogatetz owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card."

LMAO Matty, that made me laugh ALOT.

Thread is quality.

flabby66 Posted on 22/4 12:54
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Mohammed moved the mountain because pogi instucted him to do so.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 12:55
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Emmanuel Popatetz does not sleep. He waits.

Durham_Red Posted on 22/4 12:58
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Emmanuel Pogatetz wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Lennie_Godber Posted on 22/4 13:02
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Emmanuel Pogatetz is hard.

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Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 13:03
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

A study showed the leading causes of death in Austria are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Emmanuel Pogatetz, 3. Cancer.

fishface101 Posted on 22/4 13:15
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

quality

tacker Posted on 22/4 13:20
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

And Thread of the Year goes to......

Spelunker Posted on 22/4 13:24
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

You've got to hand it to sean_boro for guiding this thread, to think this could have became a serious thread...
Mattyk50, the Poker one is pure genius

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 13:50
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

emmanuel pogotetz sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, pogga roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every tuesday.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:07
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz never did homework when he was a kid. The teachers knew better than to assign Emmanuel Pogatetz homework.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:08
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The secret to eternal life is an IOU note from Emmaenuel Pogatetz.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:10
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Emmanuel Pogatetz can take a number 2 standing up

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:10
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It is impossible to be raped by Emmanuel Pogatetz because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

shortandbald Posted on 22/4 14:15
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

When the new Authorities in Graz, Austria built their New Stadium they wanted to name it The Emanuel Pogatetz stadium. Having seen the plans Emanuel Pogatetz declined saying the place looked too girly and should be named after one of Austrias more effeminate celebrities...

Spelunker Posted on 22/4 14:20
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shortandbald

Mr_Incident Posted on 22/4 14:23
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Emanuel Pogatetz may contain traces of nuts.

Durham_Red Posted on 22/4 14:26
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Pogi makes onions cry.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:29
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The truth is, Emmanuel Pogatetz has been dead for over a thousand years.....but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him

shortandbald Posted on 22/4 14:36
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On the First Day Pog created the Earth, and he saw what he had done and he was pleased

The_Commisar Posted on 22/4 14:42
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On a Sunday Emmanuel Pogotetz helps out at Teesside airport by kick starting the 747's.

Max_Headroom Posted on 22/4 14:42
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emmanuel pogotetz is the reason aliens haven't invaded and enslaved the earth yet.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:48
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Emmanuel Pogatetz screams his own name during sex

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 14:50
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Emmanuel Pogatetz was born with an evil twin, but as soon as they exited the womb Emmanuel Pogatetz killed his twin with a powerful headbutt to the chest and claimed, "There can only be one Mad Dog".

Mr_Incident Posted on 22/4 14:52
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

When he looks at himself in a mirror, he sees Michael Heseltine, naked.

scoea Posted on 22/4 14:58
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Pogatetz signs his contracts in his own blood, which is both cold and black.

shortandbald Posted on 22/4 15:18
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There is very little crime in Austria because parents tell their kids when they are young that if they are naughty Emanuel Pogatetz will come and get them

danboro0902 Posted on 22/4 15:23
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

great thread Ill give it a whirl...


Pogatetz purposely breaks his own bones so when fully healed they become stronger.

Nuge Posted on 22/4 15:47
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Every year, towards the end of December, Emmanuel Pogatetz dresses in a red a white costume and flies around the world delivering gifts to the world's children.

Manu was frustrated by the Old Man's bullshiit when received sinders one year. He has been extinguished.

shortandbald Posted on 22/4 15:49
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

That paticular year he had sinders, both her sisters and the prince too for good measure

Nuge Posted on 22/4 15:50
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Every year, towards the end of December, Emmanuel Pogatetz dresses in a red a white costume and flies around the world delivering gifts to the world's children.

Manu was frustrated by the Old Man's bullshiit when received sinders one year. He has been extinguished.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 16:13
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz finished the never ending story. Twice

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 16:13
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz took a math test and put down "violence" for every answer and got a perfect score. Emmanuel Pogatetz solves all his problems with violence

XXLshirts_fit_all Posted on 22/4 16:17
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

at a very young age poga became one of maggie thatchers best advisors, at a time when she was considering becoming more compasionate he told her to stand firm and not turn. he also saw an opportunity whereby he got her to lay waste to a large area of land near the tees, and give financial incentives to a young haulier in the area.
he instructed that an alter should be built where he could grow up and display him self as the greatest center back ever and be worshiped by a small but very difficult to please population and for ever be remembered as such.
it only went wrong when woody turned up!


disclaimer - some of the above is wrong, he isnt the greates center back boro have ever had, mogga is!

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BoroMutt Posted on 22/4 16:17
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz doesn't have nipples, he has handholds for the ladies to grab hold of.

Boro_Lee88 Posted on 22/4 16:34
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

"emmanuel pogotetz sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, pogga roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every tuesday"

LMAO. Best line, "The devil, who appreciates irony".

tacker Posted on 22/4 16:38
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz's brain works just like that of the 'Terminator'. When he sees an opponent, the small microchip placed in the back of his head gives him a choice of death which he will use on said opponent.

More often than not, his choice is usually 'decapitate'.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 16:51
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz answered 50 Cent's 21 Questions with one answer, a swift headbutt to the chest

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 16:54
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Emmanuel Pogatetz does not own a house, he walks into random houses and people move

Mat_Evans Posted on 22/4 17:06
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Chuck Norris created God in his image.

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 17:08
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Emmanuel Pogatetz's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Mad Dog

Michael_Debeve Posted on 22/4 17:10
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Once Mad Dog pops, he CAN stop.

Take that, Pringles.

Mat_Evans Posted on 22/4 17:16
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A mars a day helps chuck norris KILL, KILL and KILL.

The_Commisar Posted on 22/4 17:22
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Mad Dog uses The Stig as his bitch

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 18:43
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Most people put their trousers on one leg at a time. emanuel pogatetz does both legs at once.

Freddy_Guarin Posted on 22/4 18:50
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Emanuel Pogatetz eats wasps for breakfast.

simmo649 Posted on 22/4 19:25
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superman wears pogotetz pyjamas.

Beelzeebub Posted on 22/4 19:34
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Chuck Norris has to ask for Emmanuel Pogatetz' permission to go to the toilet.

micky_k86 Posted on 22/4 19:58
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz once shot down a plane by looking into the sky, pointing his index finger at it and saying "bang".

micky_k86 Posted on 22/4 20:02
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz is suing C5, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

micky_k86 Posted on 22/4 20:03
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Pogatetz is suing C5, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

johnsmithsno2 Posted on 22/4 20:26
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'Manuel labour was actually named after Pogatetz.

Mr_Incident Posted on 22/4 20:29
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I like that, johnsmiths.

ferencpuskas Posted on 22/4 20:34
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Emmanuel Pogatetz's sperm are the size of tadpoles.

southstandstud86 Posted on 22/4 20:39
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

some kids piss in the snow, emmanuel pogatetz pisses into concrete

dooderooni Posted on 22/4 20:42
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Emanual Pogatetz has a 10 star NCAP rating

dooderooni Posted on 22/4 20:46
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

As a small child, Pogo went to Ireland on a family holiday.
While sat in a quiet country pub the hungry young Mad Dog confessed that 'he could eat a horse'.

Police are still looking for Shergar to this day.

sean_boro Posted on 22/4 20:46
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

thats surely too safe for the pogmonster

dooderooni Posted on 22/4 20:48
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Sean, you should see the state of the concrete blocks when he crashes into them at 30 mph and they enter his 'crumple zone'.

moxzin87 Posted on 22/4 20:50
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

When Emanuel Pogatetz sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Pogatetz has never had to pay taxes.

dooderooni Posted on 22/4 20:52
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Cats eyes look the other way when Manu burns rubber in the Pogmobile.

scoea Posted on 22/4 20:52
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz is both a rock and a hard place.

moxzin87 Posted on 22/4 20:54
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Pogatetz doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

TheWolfMansWhiskers Posted on 22/4 20:57
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Solar flares are the effects of Emmanuel Pogotetz using the sun as a punch bag when training for the UFC, he is also credited with punching the universe and creating blackholes.

SmogOverOrmesby Posted on 22/4 20:58
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Pogatetz.

moxzin87 Posted on 22/4 21:02
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Pogatetz doesn't do press ups, he pushes the world down.

bodysausage Posted on 22/4 21:05
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I think he must have collided with a Manchester United player.

scoea Posted on 22/4 21:07
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Pogatetz doesn't shave his head. His skin just stops letting the hair through.

TheBoroBoss61 Posted on 22/4 22:58
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A Census Taker tried to test Pogotez once. He ate his liver with Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

jd1973 Posted on 22/4 23:17
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Emmanuel Pogotetz decides every day whether the sun rises or not.

Be afraid, very afraid.

10hazza Posted on 22/4 23:37
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Theres no such thing as tornados, pogatetz just doesnt like trailer parks

10hazza Posted on 22/4 23:58
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Once, the romans crossed pogatetz.....once

shortandbald Posted on 23/4 0:02
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Yeah and he got his revenge by pushing Venice a few feet underwater

10hazza Posted on 23/4 0:04
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Great whites world wide invested in cages since pogatetz decided to go for a swim

micky_k86 Posted on 23/4 0:07
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There is no such thing as performace enhancing drugs, only people Pogi has breathed on.

timfrancoII Posted on 23/4 0:21
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mad dog has left more back doors swinging off their hinges than the drug squad

sean_boro Posted on 23/4 10:08
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as emanuel pogatetz.

tacker Posted on 23/4 10:36
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

However, Pogatetz has a feminine side which he showed when directing and starring in the mid 90's cheese-tastic porn films 'Emmanuelle'. Obviously named after him, but with a feminine twist.

His penis is huge.

BoroTommo Posted on 23/4 11:22
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz is constantly on standby, employed by the Northern Hemisphere to couteract THAT situation when 1 billion Chinamen jump up at the exact same time.

My favourite EVER thread

--- Post edited by BoroTommo on 23/4 11:25 ---

flabby66 Posted on 23/4 11:35
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pogi isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like pogi.

London_Boro Posted on 23/4 11:52
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz does not have an alarm clock, he keeps Keith Moon, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison by his bedside to wake him up with a rendition of 'Gonna Fly Now' from Rocky every morning at 8:30 am.

TheBoroBoss61 Posted on 23/4 11:53
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Emmanuel Pogotez is the Man Keyser Soze fears

dooderooni Posted on 23/4 11:57
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Pogi penned the lyrics to 'Bad' as a laugh but when Michael Jackson found out who he'd nicked the song from he suddenly developed a 'skin complaint'!

danboro0902 Posted on 23/4 12:55
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It is all revealed in an interview on the MFC website... Where only Pogatetz asks the questions!

Max_Headroom Posted on 23/4 13:40
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Pogatetz's carbon footprint is the Grand Canyon.

XXLshirts_fit_all Posted on 23/4 13:55
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

everyone thought that lifes building block was carbon, when infact carbon is derived from pogi's sweat!

Fact!!

Chris_Riggots_Head Posted on 23/4 13:59
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Emmanual Pogatetz is the REAL Keyser Soze

Michael_Debeve Posted on 23/4 14:50
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There are no such things as lesbians. Just women who havn't met Emmanuel Pogatetz

shortandbald Posted on 23/4 15:14
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Emanuel Pogatetz IS Austrias Nuclear Deterrent

robert_hoof Posted on 23/4 16:27
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Wonder if Pogatetz can persuade Woodgate to stay :D

borotiger Posted on 23/4 17:41
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I can't belive nobody knows what happened to pogi's head, he met Jack Bauer at old trafford on saturday..there was a meeting of the mind's.
Pogi's summer job is.....










Is Jack Bauer's body double........24/7

The_Commisar Posted on 23/4 17:54
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Nothing can kill Captain Scarlett

then again


he hasn't met the Pog yet............

Mat_Evans Posted on 23/4 17:54
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Emmanual Pogatetz. Poga showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Mat_Evans Posted on 23/4 17:56
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Emmanual Pogatetz CAN touch MC Hammer

Mat_Evans Posted on 23/4 17:57
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

tommy_wheelie Posted on 23/4 18:39
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pogi is luke skywalkers real father.

EDDIE62 Posted on 23/4 19:26
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they once made a pogatez toilet paper but had to take it off the markets as it would no s*** of nobody.

KrivoyRog Posted on 23/4 19:43
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz fears nowt, 'cept for one thing.

Mrs Pogatetz

Link: ........do not click if you are meek....

thescruffyboy Posted on 24/4 13:27
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz ate my parents.

Nisko Posted on 24/4 13:50
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Jack Bauer takes 24 hours to stop terrorists. Emmanuel Pogatetz took over the world in 24 minutes, but he got bored of it and decided to give it back.

Wakey_Boro_Fan Posted on 24/4 13:56
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogotetz doesn't beleive in wasting money on carpets, his floor is lined with broken glass from the bottles of beer he uses to bath in. He walks on it bare foot.

--- Post edited by Wakey_Boro_Fan on 24/4 13:56 ---

BoroPigeon Posted on 25/4 0:49
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

In the beginning was the word - and the word was Pog

A_New_Era Posted on 26/4 15:36
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Jonathon Woodgate signed his new contract as he wanted 4 more years in the showers with Emmanuel Pogatetz. Everyone wants showers with Emmanuel Pogatetz

Max_Headroom Posted on 26/4 15:38
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

George Boateng ate one of Pogatetz's McCoys crisps at lunch while the man wasn't looking, and now he is making an escape before Poggi finds out. Once Malcolm Christie took a bite out of Poggi's Greggs sausage roll. When Poggi found out he broke his legs and threw him in a dungeon for a year - hence the injuries and beard.

BoroTommo Posted on 26/4 15:41
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz can rip a whole Yellow pages in half with one hand.

The Chinese Yellow Pages!

shaun_84 Posted on 26/4 16:10
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In fact, Pogatetz once ate China, and stopped at Thailand for seconds.

UndercoverElephant Posted on 26/4 16:25
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogotetz was not born, he was sculpted out of granite by the finest craftsmen. As they struck the last blow with a hammer and chisel, a bolt of lightning was seen to strike the granite man-beast, giving him life. His first act upon gaining life was to rip out the eyes of said craftsmen.

There can be only one Pog.

craigmfc Posted on 26/4 16:30
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Emanuel pogatetz ate my dog and shagged my missus

samglish Posted on 26/4 16:42
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pogatetz is what Willis was talking about

samglish Posted on 26/4 16:43
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pogatetz can touch MC Hammer

shortandbald Posted on 26/4 16:44
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Emanuel Pogatetz ate Freddie Starr's Hamster

key_toenail Posted on 26/4 16:50
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emmanuel pogatetz pulls his eyes out of his sockets and looks round corners with them in his hand when spying on people

Max_Headroom Posted on 26/4 16:54
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Emmanuel Pogatetz is 'the something down there' in Trap Door


This picture proves it.

Link: Berk and Poggy

richardofyork Posted on 26/4 18:12
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Emanuel Pogatetz is the Eighth Deadly Sin.

willie_shafter2 Posted on 26/4 18:16
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Emanuel pogatetz once had a fight with ben grim(fantastic 4). now Emanuel pogatetz has a lovely rockery in his back garden.

LLPJ Posted on 26/4 18:25
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You can get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter Pogi is the man to trust.

sean_boro Posted on 27/4 8:46
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there are no disabled people. only people who have met emanuel pogatetz.

UndercoverElephant Posted on 27/4 9:17
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Emmanuel Pogotetz can not only eat three Shredded Wheat, but some mornings has a fourth.

Mat_Evans Posted on 30/4 17:03
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Pogatetz is the reason lord lucan disappeared.

YouAreBoateng7 Posted on 30/4 17:30
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Pogatetz killed the Grim Reaper with one bat.

scoea Posted on 30/4 18:00
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Pogatetz does not eat. He devours.

Cyrus2006 Posted on 30/4 19:03
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"there are no disabled people. only people who have met emanuel pogatetz."

Great thread.

LLPJ Posted on 30/4 19:08
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Pogatetz scores 190 every time he plays darts

slightlymad22 Posted on 30/4 19:36
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Pogi has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Captain_Moonlight Posted on 30/4 19:37
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"On the First Day Pog created the Earth, and he saw what he had done and he was pleased"

on the second day he created light. He did all the first days work
IN THE DARK

slightlymad22 Posted on 30/4 19:39
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Pogi is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by emmanuel pogotetz, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep emmanuel pogotetz out. It failed misserably.

emmanuel pogotetz made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Captain_Moonlight Posted on 30/4 19:41
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John McClane from Die Hard is based upon Pogi

as is

HE Man and Captain Ivan Drago from Rocky IV, who didnt get beat in the original script

Captain_Moonlight Posted on 30/4 19:47
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pogi can eat two whole packets of crackers without a drink or breath

slightlymad22 Posted on 30/4 19:49
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Mad Dog sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Mad Dod and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Mad Dog once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

If Pogi is late, time better slow the F*** down

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to emmanuel pogotetz and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

emmanuel pogotetz only masturbates to pictures of emmanuel pogotetz

Mad Dog ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: emmanuel pogotetz

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and emmanuel pogotetz

When emmanuel pogotetzwas denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

slightlymad22 Posted on 30/4 20:00
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If you want a list of Mad Dogs enemies, just check the extinct species list.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Mad Dog accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Mad Dog once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Mad Dog jumps out.

On June 7th 1999, Mad Dog entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Mad Dog to ravish her. After Pogi finished his beer, he obliged her. When Mad Dog magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Mad Dog !?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f***ing think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Mad Dog's balls. Mad Dog pulled out; headbutted Cindy and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

Mad Dog once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Mad Dog to die before they attack.

There are no races, only countries of people Mad Dog has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with emmanuel pogotetz. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Mad Dog is the reason why Wally is hiding.

emmanuel pogotetz can often be seen wearing white socks with Black shoes and Black Pants No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

The last man who made eye contact with emmanuel pogotetz was Ray Charles.

slightlymad22 Posted on 30/4 20:14
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Mad Dog beat a wall at tennis. A f***ing WALL.

Mad Dog is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow.

Mad Dog never takes showers. Instead, whenevr he's dirty, he points to himself and shouts, "CLEAN!"

Mad Dog scaresd the black out of Michael Jackson.

emmanuel pogotetz once won the Olympics. All of them.

A diamond is the hardest element found on Earth. A scientist will swear to that fact, until -- in the very near future -- he meets the wrong end of Mad Dog's fist.

Mad Dog has scared the s**t out of so many players over his brilliant life that most club doctors now classify him as a laxative.

Was hired for the role of Mason Dixon in Rocky Balboa. however while filming the big fight scene, Mad Dog punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week. He lost intrest when he found out he wasn't really going to beat anyone up

To make sure he was born tough, Mad Dog's mother would punch her womb between shots of vodka.

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are actually the names Mad Dog has given to his testicles. The ability of his balls to make movies has saved Mad Dog the bother of earning a living himself for the past 20 years. You can find him having a kick about on a Saturday at the Riverside Stadium to cure the boredom

Archie_Stephens Posted on 30/4 20:15
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Probably easier just to put a link to this...

Link: Substitute Chuck Norris with Pogatetz

Gaizka_Mendieta_14 Posted on 30/4 21:26
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someone should put some of these on wikipedia under pogatetz

paul_yarm_red Posted on 30/4 22:24
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Al Gore has recently admitted that all that piffle about global warming is actually attributed to Emmanuel Pogotetz's rage.

Max_Headroom Posted on 1/5 16:17
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Who forgot to tell the ref that goals by Pogatetz count double at the weekend? Poggy will now hunt down the man in black. Be afraid.

Mat_Evans Posted on 1/5 16:30
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

On June 7th 1999, Mad Dog entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Mad Dog to ravish her. After Pogi finished his beer, he obliged her. When Mad Dog magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Mad Dog !?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f***ing think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Mad Dog's balls. Mad Dog pulled out; headbutted Cindy and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."




best one so far.....i hope that was one of your own

Winston_Spangler Posted on 1/5 16:39
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Emmanuel Pogatetz is harder than my dad.

Slasher1975 Posted on 1/5 16:42
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Emmanuel Pogatetz is everyone's dad.

Mat_Evans Posted on 1/5 16:49
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Pogatetz' best round of Golf is 17.

gibson Posted on 1/5 16:57
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Pogi is used in the Highlands, in head-butting contests with stags, to see if they are 'up for it'

salt_boro Posted on 1/5 17:18
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Kevin davis will check Pog's career from now on and will become injured the week before each of the fixtures where he is to face the boro unless Pog is suspended.

the_arc Posted on 1/5 17:58
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Mad Dogatetz slams shut revolving doors!

Michael_Debeve Posted on 7/5 15:15
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Emmanual Pogatetz is that good, that not even Freddy Shephard would sack him and the Jawdees wouldn't dare to boo him

Nuge Posted on 25/5 19:49
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Manu Pogatetz knows where Wally is at all times

wool_skull Posted on 25/5 20:19
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Comedy genius.......Give yourselves a big hand !!!!

the_broken_fridge Posted on 26/5 15:14
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Mad Dog once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

thedoors Posted on 26/5 19:03
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the big bang - god upset pogi so he gave him the brow.

theduke615 Posted on 26/5 19:08
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Emmanuel Pogotetz is so hard Jonathan Woodgate has hired him as his new bodyguard.

dtooth89 Posted on 3/6 0:36
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Pogatetz CAN believe it's not butter!

Pogatetz can take a number two, standing up!

Pogatetz's tears can cure cancer. Shame he has never cried!

dtooth89 Posted on 3/6 0:38
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Pogatetz CAN believe it's not butter!

Pogatetz can take a number two, standing up!

The question 'what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object' was answered when pogatetz punched himself in the face to psyche himself up before a match!

captain5 Posted on 19/6 17:26
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And up you go.

EDDIE62 Posted on 19/6 17:27
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pogatez can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

parmoandstella Posted on 19/6 17:31
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manu pogatetz has a 20'' penis

EDDIE62 Posted on 19/6 17:33
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it worries me that you know that fact.

EIO_EIO_EIO Posted on 19/6 17:34
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Emanuel Pogatetz can eat a FULL pork parmo + salad + chips! 8-o

The_Commisar Posted on 19/6 17:35
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Viagra takes Pogatetz when it needs to get a stiffie

LLPJ Posted on 19/6 17:36
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The devil's got those horns on his head cos Pogatetz shoved his last pitchfork that far up his ass

Max_Headroom Posted on 19/6 17:36
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It pleases Emmanuel Pogatetz that this thread has been hoofed.

Emmanuel Pogatetz is the FMTTM Admin

parmoandstella Posted on 19/6 17:38
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poggy was the first man on the moon, he was sick of the fuss so he said it was some other bloke

LLPJ Posted on 19/6 17:41
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Pogatetz is the meaning of life, and also the cause of death.

parmoandstella Posted on 19/6 17:45
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Christmas is not to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, it is to celebrate the birth of Emanuel Pogatetz.

boro_lad_1991 Posted on 19/6 18:00
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if pogi jumps in the water, he does not get wet - The water gets Pogatetzed

Mr_Unsavoury Posted on 19/6 18:20
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Emmanuel Pogatetz does not eat steak, he eats whole limbs.

ravastwin Posted on 19/6 18:22
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A kid once said to the pog "bet you cant eat a fruit pastille without chewing it" at that he ate the kid then the fruit pastille factory - nobody dares the pog!

EDDIE62 Posted on 19/6 18:23
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double century

youngbill Posted on 19/6 18:26
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Pogi's toe nail clippings are used to drill into diamonds

Frankieq Posted on 19/6 19:35
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Pogi hoofs threads subconsciously

parmoandstella Posted on 19/6 23:40
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history is wrong...it was not adam and eve.....it was emanuel pogatetz

parmoandstella Posted on 19/6 23:40
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history is wrong...it was not adam and eve.....it was emanuel pogatetz

10hazza Posted on 28/6 10:37
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HOOOOF!

BoroTommo Posted on 4/7 15:44
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Robert Huth today confirmed, "I am looking forward to the new season, and will be proud to sit on the bench whilst my Hero Manu Pogatetz plays harder faster and better than me" "He told me to say that"

Michael_Debeve Posted on 4/7 15:55
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Pogatetz is good

TheYak87 Posted on 6/7 11:39
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Emmanual Pogatetz donates blood to the red cross, just not his own.

scobba Posted on 6/7 13:30
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pogi sleeps with a light on. not because he's scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of him

shortandbald Posted on 21/7 14:04
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hoof for thedoors

there you go

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thedoors Posted on 21/7 14:28
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haha beltin this like, forgot how funny it was.

pogatetz = mass x acceleration

downing_4_england Posted on 21/7 14:38
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jesus christ did not walk on water. pogatetz roundhouse kicked him across a lake.

teesste Posted on 21/7 14:48
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Just read this from staert to finish again.. sat with tears running down my face.. comedy gold my friends.

GibbosEmpire Posted on 6/8 13:50
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This one?

shortandbald Posted on 13/8 0:46
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Emanuel Pogatetz doesn't like this board any more.....

IT HAS TO GO.

Mat_Evans Posted on 13/8 0:49
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this is my favourite ever fly me post......but if it wasn't pog would drive round my house, and actually cut off my right index finger and use it to type in that it WAS my favourite ever thread....god bless manu pogatetz!

shortandbald Posted on 13/8 0:54
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Mine too Matt. that's why I hoofed it for old times sake.... Plus Someone had to or the repurcussions (sp) if it hadn't been when pogi found out didn't bear thinking about. By doing it myself I hope to garauntee immunity from Pogi's wrath come judgement day

Mat_Evans Posted on 13/8 0:58
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s and b, there's no such thing as "immunity from pogi's wrath."

shortandbald Posted on 13/8 1:00
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No, but by staying on his good side I'm hoping for a quick and painless end

Mat_Evans Posted on 13/8 1:07
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haha

Full_Clip Posted on 13/8 9:05
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Pogi went to "The running of the bulls" and the bulls ran the other way.

Some_Strange_Gadgie Posted on 13/8 9:13
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Pogi's sperm count is so high, women have to chew before they can swallow.

smog_al Posted on 18/9 18:41
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this thread worth a few laughs, get it going again

tmcadam Posted on 18/9 19:13
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there is no such thing as email, it gets to pogi and he runs it to the other person

tmcadam Posted on 18/9 19:14
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He once kicked a football so hard, the leather ripped off and killed a goat 6 miles away

tmcadam Posted on 18/9 19:18
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pogi does not drive, he imagines he is somewhere else and the laws of existence put him there out of fear

wayvvee_dayvee Posted on 18/9 19:24
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HE CAN GO INTO BURGERKING AND ASK FOR A BIG MAC......AND GET ONE

the bermuda trinagle used to be a square but pogi kicked a corner off it

when the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for pogi

he's that fast he can run around the earth and rabbit punch himself

he lost his virginity before his dad

tmcadam Posted on 18/9 19:30
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz destroyed china once, as he resents anything smaller than his penis. he then rebuilt it as he found something else smaller. we once had 2 suns...

Boro_Owl Posted on 18/9 19:35
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogatetz lost both his legs once. He walked it off.

Boro_Owl Posted on 18/9 20:01
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Pogatetz cuts diamond with his little finger. Then he eats them.

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Boro_Owl Posted on 18/9 20:06
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In Star Wars, fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. And hate leads to Emmanuel Pogatetz.

Johnny_Briggs Posted on 18/9 20:07
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogi doesn't understand why some doors say "pull". All doors open, when pushed.

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Boro_Owl Posted on 18/9 20:12
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Boro_Owl Posted on 18/9 20:22
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

The Flash once challenged Mad Dog to a race. Mad Dog kicked his head off.

parmoandstella Posted on 24/10 21:55
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The worlds ice isnt melting because of global warming, it is trying to get away form emanual pogatetz

parmoandstella Posted on 24/10 21:59
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poggy dosent have to go to the toilet, the toilet has to go to emanual pogatetz

SteveGoldby Posted on 29/11 16:56
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Apparently, a couple of Boro players printed this out and gave it to Pogi.

He absolutely loved it...!!

Timmy_Magic Posted on 29/11 17:15
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If you can see Emmanuel Pogotetz he can see you,
If you can't see Emmanuel Pogotetz you may only be seconds from death.

BoroTommo Posted on 29/11 17:17
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Emanuel Pogatetz eats whole chillies and shits ice cubes

nathan007 Posted on 29/11 19:23
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Thats a quote about the stig by j clarkson isn't it and by the way the fact that this thread keeps popping up is now doing my head please let it go. PS i know im not helping matters.

richysmrs Posted on 29/11 19:33
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When he's doing DIY - he doesn't use a hammer !

mashy Posted on 29/11 20:55
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Apparently pogi's rice crispies dont go "snap" "crackle" and "pop" they go shhh pogi's comming

10hazza Posted on 30/11 0:30
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Comedy genius, best thread ever, laugh so much everytime its hoofed

BoroLewis Posted on 30/11 9:41
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Emmanuel Pogatetz, He does excactly what he says on the tin.

BoroTommo Posted on 30/11 9:52
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"Toys R Us today face a pre-Christmas crisis, as their 2,000 stores worldwide were simoultaneously destroyed, although no signs of break-in were evident. Every store was completely ransacked and all toys and games were smashed to smithereens. The only items not destroyed, in each store, was a single panini football sticker of the footballer Emanuel Pogatetz"

aaroprid Posted on 30/11 14:30
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

The last time Poggy went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

When Poggy has nightmares, people around him start dying for no reason.

Poggy was the first man on the moon, and claimed it by carving a gigantic "P" stretching from horizon to horizon. In his wisdom, he carved it on the dark side, as a warning to any aliens who might even think of attacking.

Montelimar Posted on 2/12 13:37
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

Pogi's nickname is "The Stig"

thedoors Posted on 2/12 14:29
re: What happened to Pogi's head?

pogi once ate a whole cake before his mates could tell him there was a stripper in it.