| Archie_Stanton1 Posted on 2/5 9:59 | |
| GAG OF THE DAY | |
Two lady cyclists were riding through France in the hot weather, and were discussing if they should take their knickers off to help keep cool. Presently, they came upon a woman eating a slice of melon at the roadside, and stopped for a chat. They noticed that she was wearing no knickers, and asked if it helped keep her cool. Not really, replied the woman, but it helps keep the flies of my melon. | |
| Spoff_MFC Posted on 2/5 10:05 | |
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Hmph, hmm, mmm, hmph. A much better GAG in my opinion. | |
| salt_boro Posted on 2/5 10:25 | |
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Poor, very poor, a 2/10 at best. | |
| BillytheBastard Posted on 2/5 11:10 | |
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A 'City worker' pulled up out side the office one day to show off his new Ferrari, and as he opened the door to get out a large lorry passed too close and took the door clean off. Outraged, he immediately phoned the Police ranting and shouting. 5 minutes later the copper arrives and before he can say anything the City high flyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Ferrari, my beautiful Ferrari, ruined, do you know how much that cost? it'll never be the same again." When he eventually finishes his ranting the copper shakes his head "I can't believe how materialistic you people are, you are so focused on your possesions that you don't notice anything else going on in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this" snaps the City gent. The copper replies "Didn't you notice that your left arm was torn off in the collision?" The guy looks down in absolute horror and starts screaming... "NO.. NO.. Oh my god not my Rolex!" | |
| CHESTERLESTREETSMOG Posted on 2/5 13:05 | |
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Man goes to the Doctors and says "Doc, I think i'm going deaf" !! Doc replies, "What are the symptoms"? Man says, "They're an American cartoon family with Yellow Faces" !!!! Eyethangewe. I'm here all week. | |
| Spoff_MFC Posted on 2/5 14:17 | |
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Scouse Vasectomy After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that a less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his Ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand... This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Cornwall,Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales | |
