| Archie_Stanton1 Posted on 8/5 12:07 | |
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel and note: Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a f---ing toffee apple. | |
| JLinardi Posted on 8/5 12:18 | |
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nah gag of the day has to go to this.. | |
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| cuteborochick Posted on 8/5 12:19 | |
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lol {:)] | |
| ray192 Posted on 8/5 12:20 | |
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If at first you dont succeed Sky diving is NOT for you  .
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| Goal_Scrounger Posted on 8/5 22:43 | |
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How do you get a fat lass into bed? Piece of cake. | |
| Boro_Owl Posted on 8/5 23:16 | |
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G_S
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