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elmag Posted on 14/5 3:53
fao nedkat

may your penis never harden.

elmag Posted on 14/5 15:08
re: fao nedkat

just in case you havent seen it.

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 17:56
re: fao nedkat

Too late mate ! It's hardened twice this morning already, and I feel it creeping up on me again ...

Oh, and BTW .. I never saw this.

karembeu_ca Posted on 14/5 17:57
re: fao nedkat

no chance, they sell Viagra in street dispenser's in Florida, just like gumball machines. all those retiree's need the help.

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 18:09
re: fao nedkat

Have yer got any quarters, K ..?

elmag Posted on 14/5 19:43
re: fao nedkat

been watching boro dvd s again m8 ??

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 21:13
re: fao nedkat

Yes, have you seen the one where we won a cup a few years ago ?

Did the film showing Newcastle's last win have any sound ?

elmag Posted on 14/5 21:15
re: fao nedkat

yes, in fact the intertoto was this year.

norfolkred1 Posted on 14/5 21:16
re: fao nedkat

That would be a plaque then and not a free standing cup....Evening Ned

hughiep Posted on 14/5 21:16
re: fao nedkat

But that wasnt a cup elmag it was a certificate...and who did you beat in the intertoto final..??

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 21:17
re: fao nedkat

Ho Ho hooheeee .... Please don't, me sides are aching ... !!!!

THE INTERTOETOE .....

baldycrowe Posted on 14/5 21:19
re: fao nedkat

Don't even go there, even Fat Fredís embarrassed, and that is saying something.

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elmag Posted on 14/5 21:19
re: fao nedkat

do we have to go into all the how many cups have both clubs won in their HISTORY all over again ???
yawn yawn.

baldycrowe Posted on 14/5 21:20
re: fao nedkat

YES

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 21:22
re: fao nedkat

Our's is modern history, Newcastle's is medi-evil !!

elmag Posted on 14/5 21:36
re: fao nedkat

here you are then . NUFC are 8th,
yous lot are just below OXFORD UNIVERSITY (HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HOOO HOO A HA HA HA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HA HA HA......
Club Total League FA Cup League
Cup European
Cup Cup
Winners
Cup UEFA
Cup
Liverpool 40 18 7 7 5 3
Manchester United 32 16 11 2 2 1
Arsenal 27 13 10 2 1 1
Aston Villa 20 7 7 5 1
Tottenham Hotspur 16 2 8 3 1 2
Everton 15 9 5 1
Chelsea 12 3 3 4 2
Newcastle United 11 4 6 1
Blackburn Rovers 10 3 6 1
Wolverhampton Wanderers 9 3 4 2
Manchester City 9 2 4 2 1
Nottingham Forest 9 1 2 4 2
Sunderland 8 6 2
Sheffield Wednesday 8 4 3 1
Leeds United 7 3 1 1 2
West Bromwich Albion 7 1 5 1
Sheffield United 5 1 4
The Wanderers 5 5
Huddersfield Town 4 3 1
Preston North End 4 2 2
West Ham United 4 3 1
Bolton Wanderers 4 4
Derby County 3 2 1
Burnley 3 2 1
Portsmouth 3 2 1
Ipswich Town 3 1 1 1
Leicester City 3 3
Bury 2 2
Old Etonians 2 2
Norwich City 2 2
Milton Keynes Dons
(Formerly Wimbledon) 1 1
Coventry City 1 1
Southampton 1 1
Blackpool 1 1
Charlton Athletic 1 1
Cardiff City 1 1
Barnsley 1 1
Bradford City 1 1
Notts County 1 1
Blackburn Olympic 1 1
Old Carthusians 1 1
Clapham Rovers 1 1
Royal Engineers 1 1
Oxford University 1 1
Middlesbrough 1 1
Luton Town 1 1
Oxford United 1 1
Stoke City 1 1
Swindon Town 1 1
Queens Park Rangers 1 1
Birmingham City 1 1

hughiep Posted on 14/5 21:37
re: fao nedkat

For your lot that should be written in roman numerals elmag.

henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:38
re: fao nedkat


henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:39
re: fao nedkat

Formerly Wimbledon) 1 1
Coventry City 1 1
Southampton 1 1
Blackpool 1 1
Charlton Athletic 1 1
Cardiff City 1 1
Barnsley 1 1
Bradford City 1 1
Notts County 1 1
Blackburn Olympic 1 1
Old Carthusians 1 1
Clapham Rovers 1 1
Royal Engineers 1 1
Oxford University 1 1
Middlesbrough 1 1
Luton Town 1 1
Oxford United 1 1
Stoke City 1 1
Swindon Town 1 1
Queens Park Rangers 1 1
Birmingham City 1 1


Look at all those quality clubs.

elmag Posted on 14/5 21:41
re: fao nedkat

no answer to that is there ???

hang on a minute ........

henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:42
re: fao nedkat

Wait.

Someone is typing a big message about how they dont count because they were ages ago....

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hughiep Posted on 14/5 21:45
re: fao nedkat

In reverse order...oh look that last time you won a domestic trophy...is that 1955.
And yes it one we havent won.


This is a list of all the FA Cup winners since World War II.

2005-06 Liverpool

2004-05 Arsenal

2003-04 Manchester United

2002-03 Arsenal

2001-02 Arsenal

2000-01 Liverpool

1999-2000 Chelsea

1998-99 Man Utd

1997-98 Arsenal

1996-97 Chelsea

1995-96 Manchester United

1994-95 Everton

1993-94 Manchester United

1992-93 Arsenal

1991-92 Liverpool

1990-91 Tottenham Hotspur

1989-90 Manchester United

1988-89 Liverpool

1987-88 Wimbledon

1986-87 Coventry

1985-86 Liverpool

1984-85 Manchester United

1983-84 Everton

1982-83 Manchester United

1981-82 Tottenham Hotspur

1980-81 Tottenham Hotspur

1979-80 West Ham

1978-79 Arsenal

1977-78 Ipswich Town

1976-77 Manchester United

1975-76 Southampton

1974-75 West Ham

1973-74 Liverpool

1972-73 Sunderland

1971-72 Leeds United

1970-71 Arsenal

1969-70 Chelsea

1968-69 Manchester City

1967-68 West Bromwich

1966-67 Tottenham Hotspur

1965-66 Everton

1964-65 Liverpool

1963-64 West Ham

1962-63 Manchester United

1961-62 Tottenham Hotspur

1960-61 Tottenham Hotspur

1959-60 Wolverhampton Wolves

1958-59 Nottingham Forest

1957-58 Bolton

1956-57 Aston Villa

1955-56 Manchester City

1954-55 Newcastle United

henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:46
re: fao nedkat

New it would be hughiep

bite bite bite

hughiep Posted on 14/5 21:48
re: fao nedkat

Not a bite henry..a FACT !

henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:49
re: fao nedkat

Thanks, nice to see we've won the fa cup, 6 times.

hughiep Posted on 14/5 21:50
re: fao nedkat

In your lifetime henry...???

GibbosEmpire Posted on 14/5 21:51
re: fao nedkat

Henry and Elmag

Have you seen Newcastle win a trophy in your lifetime?

elmag Posted on 14/5 21:52
re: fao nedkat

yous lot are just below OXFORD UNIVERSITY (HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HOOO HOO A HA HA HA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HA HA HA......
knew it wouldnt take long........

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henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:52
re: fao nedkat

Does it matter??

I will very soon.

--- Post edited by henry11 on 14/5 21:53 ---

henry11 Posted on 14/5 21:54
re: fao nedkat

History is what makes a club lads.


Heres your friends..


Formerly Wimbledon) 1 1
Coventry City 1 1
Southampton 1 1
Blackpool 1 1
Charlton Athletic 1 1
Cardiff City 1 1
Barnsley 1 1
Bradford City 1 1
Notts County 1 1
Blackburn Olympic 1 1
Old Carthusians 1 1
Clapham Rovers 1 1
Royal Engineers 1 1
Oxford University 1 1
Middlesbrough 1 1
Luton Town 1 1
Oxford United 1 1
Stoke City 1 1
Swindon Town 1 1
Queens Park Rangers 1 1
Birmingham City 1 1

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 22:04
re: fao nedkat

BI FOCAL !!!

These black and white stripey little fish are biting well this fine evening ...

henry11 Posted on 14/5 22:05
re: fao nedkat

Not liking that list are you?

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:06
re: fao nedkat

they dont henry, you cant really argue with it can you ??

oh hang on a mo.....

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henry11 Posted on 14/5 22:07
re: fao nedkat

wait for it.....

Go on hughiep, I love you posts.

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:10
re: fao nedkat

maybe they have finally accepted history ........

henry11 Posted on 14/5 22:10
re: fao nedkat

Mabye...

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 14/5 22:13
re: fao nedkat

You have to accept history, that's all you've got.






































Oh and 52000 idiots

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:14
re: fao nedkat

we hey !!!!

henry11 Posted on 14/5 22:16
re: fao nedkat


Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 14/5 22:18
re: fao nedkat

If I was a complete bellend, I'd say










































obsessed.

Ring any bells Elmag?

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:22
re: fao nedkat

what a waste of cyberspace for such a short message
mr liarshite.

























































































































obsessed.

Ring any bells Elmag?




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obsessed.

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Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 14/5 22:22
re: fao nedkat

Truth hurt boys? Or are you both vvanking in your sisters knickers?*






























*time zones allowing.

henry11 Posted on 14/5 22:24
re: fao nedkat

"If I was a complete bellend, I'd say"

And then you follow up with a serious comment..

"Truth hurt boys? Or are you both vvanking in your sisters knickers?*"


Bellend I think.

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:26
re: fao nedkat

yes im afraid theres only one bellend in this post, shame really but there again some peole dont like proven facts.
what truth were you mistakenly trying to point out anti socialite?

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 22:34
re: fao nedkat

HOYYYY !!!

Abbot and Costello !!

Isn't it your bedtime yet ?

henry11 Posted on 14/5 22:34
re: fao nedkat

Yeah im nackered.

Nighty night.

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:36
re: fao nedkat

you started all this , neddy boy,
im off to the gym, goodnight little smogmonsters,
ta ta henry.

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 14/5 22:40
re: fao nedkat

Proven facts? Historical facts? 13th biggest turnover?

















Living the dream.

Enjoy the gym, I look forward to more 'obsessed' posts from our resident geordies. Goodnight gentlemen.

Nedkat Posted on 14/5 22:41
re: fao nedkat

I started it, and I'll finish it ... Maggot !!!

elmag Posted on 14/5 22:44
re: fao nedkat

oh no you didnt....