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linno Posted on 21/5 20:09
Boro

The only good thing about your grotty town is the road out of it.

ste_north_stand Posted on 21/5 20:11
re: Boro

wooooooooooooooooo.

janplanner Posted on 21/5 20:11
re: Boro

a19 or a66?

Stepper_T Posted on 21/5 20:11
re: Boro

I think the lights near Reg Vardy's have spoilt it somehow.

Table_Football Posted on 21/5 20:12
re: Boro

I reckon the A66, Jan.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:12
re: Boro

Both, I drove through Boro once, when I got home I realised my Wheel trims had gone.

hartley_mfc Posted on 21/5 20:12
re: Boro

I have alloys

linno Posted on 21/5 20:13
re: Boro

I have a job, do you?

A_New_Era Posted on 21/5 20:13
re: Boro

why would you go via liverpool if you went to boro?

hartley_mfc Posted on 21/5 20:13
re: Boro

Yes.

janplanner Posted on 21/5 20:13
re: Boro

although i guess you'd have to go on the a66 to get to the a19. unless you went canon park way and over newport bridge.

thw a172 is a good one, but very, very busy by the hospital.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:14
re: Boro

Cannon Park? Isn't that were your dirty working girls hang out?

foggonsfplandiet Posted on 21/5 20:15
re: Boro

You have a job doing what linno? Getting it up?

Well, wait until you reach puberty, that might help

sean_boro Posted on 21/5 20:17
re: Boro

the a172 is my personal fave too.

janplanner Posted on 21/5 20:17
re: Boro

i have no idea. why would you know something like that?

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 20:19
re: Boro

He's not doing very well is he .

linno Posted on 21/5 20:20
re: Boro

Haha, I know because when I'm driving my brand new Jaguar through town, I always see the working girls around that area. I paid for the Jag in cash, not on Credit like most of you muppets buy things.

Stepper_T Posted on 21/5 20:20
re: Boro

You made that up.

janplanner Posted on 21/5 20:23
re: Boro

i thought you'd only been once! you seem to know the area quite well...

you should swap the jag for a range rover, like phil did.

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 20:28
re: Boro

Jaguar, more like your bmx you doyle..

piggy_nichol Posted on 21/5 20:30
re: Boro

Do Jags have wheel trims?

linno Posted on 21/5 20:30
re: Boro

I live just through Middlesbrough, in a lovely area called Rosedale. And yes, I do indeed have a Brand new Jaguar. I probably earn more in a day than you lot earn in a month.

illuminati Posted on 21/5 20:31
re: Boro

Kerb crawler alert!

linno Posted on 21/5 20:31
re: Boro

No, my Jaguar has Alloys, which cost more than most peoples cars.

piggy_nichol Posted on 21/5 20:33
re: Boro

so you didnt get your wheel trims nicked then.

jam69 Posted on 21/5 20:33
re: Boro

once again its the big car little willy,and i should know he used to be my bitch,oh and hes a leeds fan so you can see why all in the worlds not right

linno Posted on 21/5 20:33
re: Boro

illuminati, I am slighty more class than that.

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 20:34
re: Boro

Linno, your smugness does you credit, so even with your car and your nice area you live in you still cant get a lady without payment.the point of your thread is ?

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 20:34
re: Boro

Jags went so downhill after they re-badged the Mundaneo, still, it allows people like Linno to pretend to afford one.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 20:34
re: Boro

So you have both wheel trims AND alloys on your Jag?

You must be so very rich.....

smoggyramone Posted on 21/5 20:35
re: Boro

There are attempted wind-ups and there's this one. Why didn't you just not bother replying after the inital post? The effect would've been a vast improvement instead of carrying on this extremely weak effort. You must try harder.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:35
re: Boro

But I'm not a Leeds fan.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 20:37
re: Boro

but you do have both wheel trims AND alloys?

I must know, I find it fascinating.

Sawadee_cap Posted on 21/5 20:39
re: Boro

Brave sat at home behind his computer screen isn't he?

shortandbald Posted on 21/5 20:39
re: Boro

This one is funny...

can we keep him

I'll feed him and walk him if someone else will clean out his cage

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 20:41
re: Boro

it's at times like this I can see what the cats get out of making a mouses life hell, and it's death painful.
I hope he hasn't gone, I'm starting to enjoy this.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:42
re: Boro

I haven't gone anywhere. Tell me, how much do you earn this week? I'd guess it was slightly less than me. I could buy you in the morning, and sell you in the afternoon.

Thunderbird3 Posted on 21/5 20:42
re: Boro

All that money and a Jag as well, but still thick asfuck when it comes to the English language, your mother must be so proud.

Not your dad though, not since his court visit after visting one of St. Hilda's finest. Sorry forgot to add , knob off !

--- Post edited by Thunderbird3 on 21/5 20:48 ---

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 20:43
re: Boro

i love it when muppets come on here spouting that they are soooo much better than us boro fans

bleating on how they have a job wow

whats it like to work for a living at least you can afford a jag cash eh

does your dad expect you to pay him back or was it a gift for your 16th birthday?

swordtrombonefish Posted on 21/5 20:43
re: Boro

Never seen a Jag with wheel trims.
Then again, I've never seen a Jag with a 14 year old congenital liar at the wheel either.

Towell Posted on 21/5 20:43
re: Boro

He must be talking about the A174

shortandbald Posted on 21/5 20:45
re: Boro

Can you still get matchbox cars. I thought they'd stopped making them

acklam_lad Posted on 21/5 20:45
re: Boro

Linno, i salute you! You are a comedy genius :D

--- Post edited by acklam_lad on 21/5 20:45 ---

Kidsbelly Posted on 21/5 20:45
re: Boro

So who's gracious enough to employ you then linno? Who pays you these vast amounts of money? Who lines your pockets with obscene amounts of the old spondoolies? What does your job actually entail?

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 20:46
re: Boro

Linno,Your me mark page.

Treatment options for people with schizophrenia

Medication

Psychosocial treatment



Treatment of schizophrenia involves taking the appropriate medication and getting personal support.


Medication

Medication is a necessary cornerstone of the treatment of schizophrenia. Your physician will choose with you which medication is most appropriate for you, in your situation. It is important to discuss with your doctor how the medication affects your life, both positively and negatively. Every product can possibly cause some side-effects. The challenge is to find the medication which helps you to live with schizophrenia in the best possible way, with the least side-effects possible. This process calls for regular follow-up and close contact with your physician.

Current antipsychotic treatment does not cure. Rather, it supports your brain to function normally again, as it re-establishes certain balances of chemicals in parts of your brain. This also means that medication only helps when present.

In schizophrenia it is of utmost importance to initiate treatment as soon as possible. When you start early with the medication, you have a higher chance that you will be able to lead a normal life and that problems don’t get worse too fast. If you have the slightest concern about your own or someone else’s mental health, you should not hesitate to consult your doctor without delay.

When you take the medication as prescribed on a continuous basis, the symptoms of schizophrenia can be controlled quite well. You could improve to such a degree that a physician who has not seen you before would not be able to diagnose you as a schizophrenia sufferer anymore. Physicians call this status remission when it lasts for at least 6 months. Long-acting medication can help you in sticking to the treatment, thereby supporting you to reach remission. Furthermore, this type of medication ensures continuous relief of psychotic symptoms. Patients who already take long-acting medication report to be very satisfied. They especially appreciate the close and regular follow-up by the physician.



Psychosocial treatment

Medication alone is not a treatment, but it will help you in following all other parts of your care path. It is recommended to complement your medication treatment with psychosocial support. Even when you feel relief of psychotic symptoms, you could experience difficulties with social contacts, motivation or daily care. It is also very likely that you find it difficult to find or hold on to a job, as many patients suffering from schizophrenia do. Psychosocial treatment programs generally focus on improving social functioning, be it in the hospital or in the community, at home or at work.


Rehabilitation: rehabilitation programs focus on social and occupational training. Programs may include help in improving job skills, money management skills, use of public transport, social skills or problem solving skills. These training programs are especially important in a community-centered approach, supporting schizophrenia patients to lead their lives outside the hospital.
Individual psychotherapy: In psychotherapy you have regular talks with your physician, psychologist or social worker. The sessions may focus on current or past problems, experiences, thoughts, feelings, or relationships. By sharing experiences with a person who has knowledge about schizophrenia, you may gradually gain a better insight in your situation and your mental problem. You will probably also feel supported, which can encourage you to overcome the difficult aspects of your condition.
Family intervention: It is very important for caregivers to learn all they can about schizophrenia and its particular problems. For families experiencing difficulties in coping with the disease, family “psycho-education” may be an advisable solution. In this type of education caregivers are thought various coping strategies and problem-solving skills. This may help families deal more effectively with the condition of their relative.

Read more about Schizophrenia Medication

linno Posted on 21/5 20:47
re: Boro

Listen you idiots, I work, I earn over £80,000 per annum. I also drive a brand new Jaguar. My wife drives a brand new Astra. I live in a 3 bedroomed former farmhouse, with stacks of land. I "AM" mightier than you.

acklam_lad Posted on 21/5 20:47
re: Boro

What reg jaguar?

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 20:48
re: Boro

Hook sinks into top lip.

shortandbald Posted on 21/5 20:48
re: Boro

Is that all!!!

and you come on here acting all big time JEEZ!


The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 20:48
re: Boro

Well fellow boarders, lets look at the evidence (Lloyd Grossman stylee)
He pretends to have lots of money.
He reckons he could buy and sell people here.
He's an arrogant arsewipe
He pretends to earn more a week than anyone else

So, a serial fantasist and a liar.........

mmmmmmmmmmm let the betting commence

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 20:48
re: Boro

"brand new Astra"

I've just done a sex wee.

Kidsbelly Posted on 21/5 20:49
re: Boro

You still haven't explained how you manage to fasten your wheel trims to your alloy jag wheels though oh mighty one.....sellotape perhaps?

acklam_lad Posted on 21/5 20:50
re: Boro

' I probably earn more in a day than you lot earn in a month'

'i earn 80k'

haha u stupid boy!!!

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 20:50
re: Boro

I'm amazed a busy executive like yourself can spare the time to come on here boasting about how much you earn, surely a Gordon Gekko type like yourself is far too busy ?

--- Post edited by The_Lizards_Jumpers on 21/5 20:50 ---

linno Posted on 21/5 20:50
re: Boro

I am a A C++ developer. Satisfied?

mfcineurope Posted on 21/5 20:51
re: Boro

"Listen you idiots, I work, I earn over £80,000 per annum. I also drive a brand new Jaguar. My wife drives a brand new Astra. I live in a 3 bedroomed former farmhouse, with stacks of land. I "AM" mightier than you".

How can we listen?
You mean read

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 20:52
re: Boro

* Snigger *

Make the most of he money, your job will be off to India within a year.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:52
re: Boro

I said I earn OVER £80,000. I also recieve benfits. As for my wifes Astra, thats HER own car which she bought with HER own money.

smoggyramone Posted on 21/5 20:52
re: Boro

YOU ARE KESTREL9 AND I CLAIM MY £10!

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 20:52
re: Boro

AC++ developer? Object-oriented air-conditioning is the future, I've heard.


PS: I still don't believe you.

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 20:53
re: Boro

You're on benefits?

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 20:53
re: Boro

So you are sat in your house in Rosedale, thinking how good you are?
Your posting this from your converted farmhouse now are you ?

Thunderbird3 Posted on 21/5 20:53
re: Boro

£80k , well why didn't you say. I'm even more envious how a complete tool can have a couple of quid.

p.s. I wouldn't be too proud about a new Astra , or is she a mobile hairdresser.

Go on make my day and tell us you have two black labs as well and a butler called Baldrick.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:53
re: Boro

Infact last year, I probably earned over £100,000. My tax probably covers most of you unemployed bums benfits.

shortandbald Posted on 21/5 20:54
re: Boro

Explains what he was doing in cannon park. He was picking his missus up after her stint on her patch. That is how she has her own money.

Has she packed it in now she's got her dream car and dream fella then LMFAO

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 20:54
re: Boro

Might he be the Man Utd fan who also used to lie about his i come and boast about his car ?

I cant remember his name.

janplanner Posted on 21/5 20:54
re: Boro

how gauche, boasting about money! and you talk about having class? i think not.

mfcineurope Posted on 21/5 20:55
re: Boro

"benfits"
What does Ben Fit?

linno Posted on 21/5 20:55
re: Boro

No, I am currently in one of my houses which I rent out. You see, I have three different houses, which we sell/rent out to maximize our earnings.

smoggyramone Posted on 21/5 20:55
re: Boro

He's just repeating himself now. He's run out of ideas.

shortandbald Posted on 21/5 20:56
re: Boro

Well I'm off now, got to go to my real job in the real world, where I deal with real people, not deluded fanasists like this clown

Tatty bye loon

linno Posted on 21/5 20:56
re: Boro

No, we do noy have a "butler" as we are not stuck up. We do though, emply a cleaner, who works part time for us during the week, and carriers out general housework duties.

smoggyramone Posted on 21/5 20:56
re: Boro

I've got one for you. Why not mention your tax paying for our dole and benefits. You haven't mentioned that yet.

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 20:57
re: Boro

80k

come and work for me i'll pay you more than that to wash my cars and cut my lawn pal every now and again give mystables a sweep out that sort of thing

you silly people really do make me larf

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 20:57
re: Boro

Sell/rent - it's all the same really just one's slower than the other.

piggy_nichol Posted on 21/5 20:57
re: Boro

I've no idea what an AC++ developer is.

Should I be one when I grow up?

beeline Posted on 21/5 20:57
re: Boro

That was May99 L_J, but he was a bit brighter than this kid.

linno Posted on 21/5 20:57
re: Boro

Tell me, whats the going rate for Job Seekers Allowance now? Seeing as I've never had to stoop that low, I wouldn't know.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 20:58
re: Boro

What does this do ?







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public:
int Width,Height; // Dimensions
int BPP; // Bits Per Pixel.
char * Raster; // Bits of the Image.
RGBQUAD * Palette; // RGB Palette for the image.
int BytesPerRow; // Row Width (in bytes).
BITMAPINFO * pbmi; // BITMAPINFO structure

// Member functions (defined later):
int LoadBMP (char * szFile);
int GDIPaint (HDC hdc,int x,int y);
};

// **********
// Windows Main Function.
// - Here starts our demo program
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LPSTR lpCmdLine, int nCmdShow )
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MSG msg;

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wc.hIcon = LoadIcon (NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
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wc.hbrBackground = (HBRUSH) (COLOR_WINDOW+1);
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// **********
// CRaster::LoadBMPFile (FileName);
// - loads a BMP file into a CRaster object
// * supports non-RLE-compressed files of 1, 2, 4, 8 and 24 bits-per-pixel
int CRaster::LoadBMP (char * szFile)
{
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// Open file.
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if (! bmpfile.is_open()) return 1; // Error opening file

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// Check filetype signature
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BytesPerRow += (4-BytesPerRow%4) % 4; // int alignment

// If BPP aren't 24, load Palette:
if (BPP==24) pbmi=(BITMAPINFO*)new char [sizeof(BITMAPINFO)];
else
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wonkydonky Posted on 21/5 20:59
re: Boro

linno, your a prize loser, i earn over £80k a year, infact, well over that. Does this mean I am better than you, I guess so.
Your car is cack, you should drive something with more style, and power. Try a DB, you will never look back.
You should also treat your wife to a better car you tight sod.
Enjoy the rest of you shallow life.

swordtrombonefish Posted on 21/5 20:59
re: Boro

AC++

Is that the new model of Cobra?

Thunderbird3 Posted on 21/5 20:59
re: Boro

Do you mean a Boro crack house or brothel which you rent.

I reckon you are George Renolds coming from some probation office in Darlo.

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 21:00
re: Boro

A good attempt at a TON thread guys,

HolgateWall Posted on 21/5 21:00
re: Boro

He sounds like that character who used to be on the Hary Enfield show, You know the brummie who said;

'I AM CONSIDERABLY RICHER THAN YOW'

piggy_nichol Posted on 21/5 21:00
re: Boro

It used to be £54 a fortnight in 1984, not that I was seeking very hard. It has probably gone up though.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 21:00
re: Boro

That's the fella beeline, he was far better than this one - at least he managed to get his story straight.

He still hasn't addressed the wheel-trim / alloys issue.

Jon2977 Posted on 21/5 21:00
re: Boro

lino or whatever your name is, i live VERY near to Rosedale, if i see a jag passing i will remember to chuck a brick your way.

linno Posted on 21/5 21:01
re: Boro

And I am a Liverpool fan.

Tommorow, I leave for Athens, where I shall watch my team win their SIXTH, thats right, SIXTH European Cup. Something you lot can only dream about.

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 21:01
re: Boro

<chortle>
We know who this is lads.
Look at the evidence.
It's all there.

Keep nudging him, he's starting to tie himself up in knots.

Stepper_T Posted on 21/5 21:01
re: Boro

Ashes were already falling, not as yet very thickly. I looked round: a dense black cloud was coming up behind us, spreading over the earth like a flood.'Let us leave the road while we can still see,'I said,'or we shall be knocked down and trampled underfoot in the dark by the crowd behind.'We had scarcely sat down to rest when darkness fell, not the dark of a moonless or cloudy night, but as if the lamp had been put out in a closed room.

You could hear the shrieks of women, the wailing of infants, and the shouting of men; some were calling their parents, others their children or their wives, trying to recognize them by their voices. People bewailed their own fate or that of their relatives, and there were some who prayed for death in their terror of dying. Many besought the aid of the gods, but still more imagined there were no gods left, and that the universe was plunged into eternal darkness for evermore.

Nedkat Posted on 21/5 21:02
re: Boro

Give up now, Linno ! These blokes have made yer look like a right fookin' pillock. You seem to be about as original as a cup of tea, and you've been outwitted by a bunch of Boro supporters !

You've been in a battle of wits, and you turned up completely unarmed.

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 21:02
re: Boro

Push a wall over for us, won't you lad?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 21:02
re: Boro

I want him to translate my C++ code.

smoggyramone Posted on 21/5 21:03
re: Boro

Lie lie lie lie liar you lie
Lie lie lie lie lie tell me why
Tell me why why d'you have to lie
Should've realised that you
Should've told the truth
Should've realised you know what i'll do

You're in suspension you're a liar

Now i wanna know know i wanna known why
You never look me in the face
Broke a confidence just to please your ego
Should've realised you know what i know

I know where you go everybody you know
I know everything that you do or say
So when you tell lies i always be in your way
I'm nobody's fool and i know all cos i know
What i know

Lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie
I think you're funny you're funny ha ha
I don't need it don't need your blah blah
Should've realised i know what you are

You're in suspension you're a liar
You're a liar
You're a lie
Lie lie lie

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 21:04
re: Boro

Is he still going with this? Good lord !

He is the typical "My farts have the Lynx effect" bloke isnt he . Give him a few more posts and he will have a helicopter taking him to and from work and a trophy mistress and wife.

Kidsbelly Posted on 21/5 21:04
re: Boro

He CAN'T explain your code lizards cos he hasn't a clue what it is! And he STILL won't explain how he has wheel trims AND alloys on his jag!

linno Posted on 21/5 21:04
re: Boro

Trod, you filthy scumbag. How dare you make fun of such a disaster in that way.

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 21:04
re: Boro

woooo 3 houses and a cleaner

i'll raise you 7 houses (not including the one i live in) a cleaner a gardener and a stable hand

my wife drives a freelander and i drive a merc

and you dont even come close to my earnings per annum pal oh and i answer to no one its all mine

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 21:04
re: Boro

It's much easier in c#. It's got to be about 10 lines I suppose?

linno Posted on 21/5 21:05
re: Boro

I DID have Alloys, because some thief stole my Wheel Trims while in Middlesbrough. And they were also stolen. Barstewards. Who is George Reynolds by the way?

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 21:06
re: Boro

A disaster is a volcano erupting, a flood or an earthquake. Rioting scousers charging a wall and killing innocent Italians is not a disaster.

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 21:06
re: Boro

"you filthy scumbag" - Saaaaaaaaays the scouser.

Also trod, have to say well played on that one, I really do .

swordtrombonefish Posted on 21/5 21:07
re: Boro

"I DID have Alloys, because some thief stole my Wheel Trims while in Middlesbrough."

Are you on drugs?

ciara Posted on 21/5 21:07
re: Boro

£80k a year...he aint jonny woodgate then !....

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 21:08
re: Boro

You just keep covering and covering don't you linno .

How much did the flight to Athens cost you by the way? I heard to fly out 2 days before the final was costing near enough £1000.

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 21:08
re: Boro

Trod, you have post

Kidsbelly Posted on 21/5 21:08
re: Boro

So you've explained away your fable about wheel trims.....now explain lizards c++ code??? Bet ya one of ya mansions and a couple of ya private jets that ya can't???

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 21:08
re: Boro

Why the need to brag linno, your wife not happy ? and not just with having an astra. with all your money surely your life is far too funpacked etc to bother with worrying about our little town, Now go and get your jimjams on and ask daddy to read you a nice bedtime story, goodnight,sleeptight and dont let the bed bugs bite

linno Posted on 21/5 21:09
re: Boro

You sick ba£tards. My father was at that game, and it still brings him to tears when he sees the clips of it again. Tell me, what WAS it like to go bankrupt?

Thunderbird3 Posted on 21/5 21:09
re: Boro

£80k divided by 365 days = £219.17p or there abouts.

Bugger my wage slips are wrong after all these years.

Athens my arse dont you mean Athena for a picture frame for your pet hamster re your felching habit.


--- Post edited by Thunderbird3 on 21/5 21:17 ---

linno Posted on 21/5 21:10
re: Boro

Shut up

Kidsbelly Posted on 21/5 21:10
re: Boro

Bankrupt.....oooohhhh thats cutting....shame on you!

linno Posted on 21/5 21:11
re: Boro

Its actually £82,000.

I work in London from Monday-Friday, and travel up on a weekend. (Except this week and next week as I'm on a well deserved rest)

Kidsbelly Posted on 21/5 21:12
re: Boro

TOTALLY TOTALLY PMSL at "shut up"! tha man surely has come to the end of his road???

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 21:12
re: Boro

Quick question here linno, if you have all this money, all these cars, a wife ready for pleasuring, and a house that I'm sure is full of all sorts of expensive brik-a-brak and pointless statues and illegal immigrants kepts on chains as housekeepers... why are you bothering to spend an hour of your life discussing a team that I seriously doubt you can spell the name of?

Also, why are you pretending you have all that stuff?

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 21:12
re: Boro

Whereabouts in London, I might live near you.

Who do you work for, and why cant you translate my code?

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 21:13
re: Boro

george reynolds is the man who chased of the liverpool football club delegates who came cap in hand wanting his company to be shirt sponsor

really fooked them off when he asked them how much they were going to give him to have his companies name on there shirts

and no that is not made up it is a true story

if you had ever met the man and been in his office he had a load of stuff they sent him to try and woo him

oh and can i get this in before you

my dads bigger than your dad aswell

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 21:14
re: Boro

You really are an objectionable little oik linno, still youve given us all a little giggle, go on off to bed with you, school tommorow.

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smoggyramone Posted on 21/5 21:14
re: Boro

Clutching at straws now and totally unable to carry this on. Stand by for the 'at least I got a 100 and odd posts' brag.

HolgateWall Posted on 21/5 21:14
re: Boro

What do you call a Liverpool fan in a Jaguar?



= A twocer

Thunderbird3 Posted on 21/5 21:15
re: Boro

I refer to the great Mr Clough on his summing up of Hillsborough.
Very sad , but , Scousers kiled Scousers, don't pass the buck.

Celestron Posted on 21/5 21:17
re: Boro

Thread started at 20.09 ton up at 21.06 just has to be the quickest hundred ever.

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 21:18
re: Boro

He's not a scouser
he doesn't work in London.
The only thing he knows about C++ is it was a grade he couldn't get in Maths.

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 21:18
re: Boro

Thunderbird, so its true then LINNO is a FELCHER, explains a lot..

HolgateWall Posted on 21/5 21:19
re: Boro

Bad night on telly

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 21/5 21:20
re: Boro

Commi, you seem to know a bit more about him ?

Which one of our idiot cousins is it?

riverside1 Posted on 21/5 21:20
re: Boro

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpool fan?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Little_legs_k9 Posted on 21/5 21:22
re: Boro

SSHHHH hes gone to bed.

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 21:22
re: Boro

you work in london and only earn £85k what are you the office junior

never mind eh if you work hard you might be able to afford a place down here one day

you can buy my place down here if you like its for sale

i'm buying myself somewhere bigger

i'm keeping the land and the stables which are just to the left nice little earner livery stables especially down here in the essex countryside

you interested mr big shot?

Link: wanna buy it

The_Commisar Posted on 21/5 21:25
re: Boro

TLJ
it's an old fave of the board.
I expect Rob will be getting a bid for FMTTM some time soon.



swordtrombonefish Posted on 21/5 21:30
re: Boro

Lord above, surely not!

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 21:35
re: Boro

Class linn-io! It wasn't too bad as it happens as I'd tell you to your face, perhaps over a cognac?

Nedkat Posted on 21/5 21:42
re: Boro

The Croatian maniac ..?

Fish, is that house semi-detached ?
How common !!

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 21:47
re: Boro

"Fish, is that house semi-detached ?
How common !!"

The footy pitch out the back isn't bad!

Mind you, I don't want to think what Ned's is like! What could you get with £425,000 over there, Ned?

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 22:02
re: Boro

yes i know its only a semi but i am a right commoner from teeside as linno has tried to point out

the woman next door wouldnt sell hers to us thats why were selling up for a bigger detached place

theres more land and stables to the left too dont know why the estate agents didnt take a better pic of the front garden its even bigger

theres also a massive duck pond to the left aswell

we werent there when they came round to take the pics

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 22:06
re: Boro

You rich get, fish

As in "You rich get, fish", a jealous snap at fishface... not saying that rich people get fish

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trodbitch Posted on 21/5 22:12
re: Boro

Every rich person I've met has understood fish on so many levels, I'd have to say they most definitely *do* get fish.

--- Post edited by trodbitch on 21/5 22:12 ---

Stepper_T Posted on 21/5 22:15
re: Boro

My house is only worth 90-100k. I guess I'm not worthy, and won't get it.

--- Post edited by Stepper_T on 21/5 22:16 ---

Boro_Owl Posted on 21/5 22:19
re: Boro

By the way lads, I think we have just made Linno one of the boards one thread wonders! He now has an average of 135 on block17, thats higher than ray goddamit

trodbitch Posted on 21/5 22:20
re: Boro

I'll ask Yoda to re-assign it to Capio in the morning.

fishface101 Posted on 21/5 22:30
re: Boro

yes i admi it as i'm a tropical fish enthusiast i do get fish all the time


the fish thing it was a way for me to remember my passwords ive used this username for years i used to party hard and my memory wasnt great so i had to think of a way to remember and that was it

one fish i dont get is the fish and chips down here theyre rank they have skin on the bottom i mean whats all that about they look at me as if i'm daft if i ask them if they can take it off before they batter them

yuck

br14 Posted on 21/5 22:36
re: Boro

linno you really must change disciplines. C++ is for the proles. I make twice that.

If you want to learn how to make real money, show a little humility and I'll tell you how.

Judging by your spending you probably havent been paying your taxes correctly anyway. Not an IR35 shirker by any chance?

Red_Clowne Posted on 21/5 22:46
re: Boro

Try and outdo this then little linno.

My wife works so I don't have to, she earns well in excess of you, she works in London and guess where she is tonight?

At the reception at Number 11 and I'm NOT joking.


Stepper_T Posted on 21/5 22:48
re: Boro

I'm not sure who is worse here, the lunatic pretending to be rich or the people actually trying to prove they are richer.

chris_peacock Posted on 21/5 22:54
re: Boro

"My wife works so I don't have to, she earns well in excess of you, she works in London and guess where she is tonight?

At the reception at Number 11"

Red_Clowne,unfortunately, in trying to outdo linno, you have made your wife sound like a high class hooker