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The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 31/5 13:47
The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

My source (very reliable but I cant disclose who) tells me that it's not about money and he was more than happy with what we offered, he's leaving simply because he doesn't like the new badge and doesn't feel as though he can play with that on his chest, nor kiss it properly when he scores a goal.

marcus_the_carcass Posted on 31/5 13:48
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

thought it was the lack of the white band myself

Brick_Tamland Posted on 31/5 13:49
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

Graham Fordy out!!

Gamblor Posted on 31/5 13:49
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

I thought it was because he's sick of running out to pig bag.

trodbitch Posted on 31/5 13:50
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

It's the scoreboard. When he looks up at that, it just smacks of our lack of ambition.

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 31/5 13:51
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

Added to the fact we don't wear a 'mint' kit like Nike or Addidas, it was inevitable.

Brick_Tamland Posted on 31/5 13:51
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

It's the Jeff Buckley song that the chap from Fame Academy adapted.

grantus Posted on 31/5 13:51
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

Someone told me it had something to do with Schwarzer's wife.

The_Lizards_Jumpers Posted on 31/5 13:52
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

He did cite that Sleaford, apparently wasnt happy with Erreaand we only have them because Gibbo founded the company and personally sews the shirts in his garage.

newholgate Posted on 31/5 13:52
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And he is sick of hearing Mark Page.

skiprat Posted on 31/5 13:57
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

He's fuming because he still hasn't got his insurance payout.

bandito Posted on 31/5 13:58
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

amidst all this mockery we are going to have to pin our hopes on Lee Dong Gook. That worries me greatly

Kilburn Posted on 31/5 13:58
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

Its the poor quality of the pies and burgers served on matchdays.

He is looking for a better quality half time snack.

Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 31/5 13:59
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

Gibbo's middle name is Errererera. FACT.

Miklosh Posted on 31/5 14:01
re: The REAL reason Viduka is leaving

No, you're all wrong. Is because Salford had a sneaky peek at his todger when they were in the gents in the west stand together.