| DrBuck Posted on 4/6 16:01 | |
| Why don't blokes | |
Wash their hands after taking a slash? Dirty gets! | |
| TeessideCleveland Posted on 4/6 16:01 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
I do | |
| barneyblair Posted on 4/6 16:02 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
i do if i splash haha jokes | |
| chubster74 Posted on 4/6 16:02 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
I'm clever enough not to pi55 on my hands when I go!!! | |
| Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 4/6 16:06 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
you can say piss | |
| bororeddaz Posted on 4/6 16:07 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
I wash mine before taking a slash. | |
| DrBuck Posted on 4/6 16:07 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Chubster, no-one pisses on their hands on purpose. | |
| Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 4/6 16:08 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Some people might DrBuck, I've seen a German video where all sorts of unhygenic shennanigans were taking place. | |
| DrBuck Posted on 4/6 16:16 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Well maybe Sleaford, but I'm talking about the blokes who go out on a normal night, go for a slash, leave the toilet without washing, bump into a friend they haven't seen for a while and proceed to shake their hands with their own germ infested mitts. As I witnessed many times on Saturday night. Dirty gets! | |
| Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 4/6 16:18 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Were you hanging around the toilets Dr? I assume many people don't wash, as many bar nuts contain about 30 peoples urine (alledgedly). | |
| DrBuck Posted on 4/6 16:21 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Of course I was hanging round the toilets, it happens to be the only place to hang around when you need a piss, or do you do it elsewhere? There was loads of nuts and help yourself food on Saturday night, which is why I didn't touch any. | |
| Vinny_Garstroke Posted on 4/6 16:22 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
When in Greece, do you flush your used bog roll, or as you are supposed to, stick it in the little mucky bog roll bin? I flush, personally. | |
| skiptonboro Posted on 4/6 16:25 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Bloody hell Vinny is that true? Never been to Greece and don't plan to now! | |
| Sparkymctastic Posted on 4/6 16:25 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
I don't wash my hands in clubs to avoid having to give some annoying immigrant one pound just to hold out a towel to me. After I've broken the golden seal I'd be skint in no time with my pint sized bladder! Still- "No splash no Gash!" "No spray no lay!" ...comedy genius. | |
| Sleaford_Socialite Posted on 4/6 16:25 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
I keep mine and take it home, have I been doing it wrong? | |
| Kilburn Posted on 4/6 16:31 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
There are no germs in urine when it leaves the body, so someone who pisses all over their hands will have less germs on them afterwards than before. | |
| DrBuck Posted on 4/6 16:31 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Sounds like you go to some strange clubs there Sparky. Men holding out towels? Is there something you're not telling us? | |
| trodbitch Posted on 4/6 16:35 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
Urine is sterile but during exiting the body it picks up germs on the skin. So anything down your urethra will get picked up. | |
| Coluka Posted on 4/6 16:41 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
I once picked up a woman in the toilets, but i've never picked up anything from a urethra | |
| Sparkymctastic Posted on 4/6 16:44 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
No-one else been to the Blue oyster then? --- Post edited by Sparkymctastic on 4/6 17:38 --- | |
| DrBuck Posted on 4/6 16:47 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
What the hell are you talking about Sparky? You may as well be speaking Japanese. | |
| borodrew Posted on 4/6 18:20 | |
| re: Why don't blokes | |
when we went to cyprus, 3 of us shared a room. the new diet/heat/water must have got to us all as the average was 2 shits a piece a day. the maid only came round every day. the paper bin was small. once got to the point were the paper bin needed pushing down to fit more in. no one would do it, so it ended up with bits settling and balanced on top . . . disgutsing. flushed it once i think and it blocked. | |
