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ray192 Posted on 9/6 6:54
GEORDIES HA HA HA.

They really are dellusined and this proves it .

Sam to tempt Woodgate back to the SCUM? .

Link: link

ray192 Posted on 9/6 6:55
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

Graceland Posted on 9/6 7:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Once you sign Aliadiere, Woodgate will know the good times are just around the corner.

lambyontyne Posted on 9/6 7:26
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You should'nt laugh because believe me Woodgate WILL be sick as fu(k
that he did'nt wait untill the end of the season to decide his future! Knowing what he does now about Newcastle he would walk back here given half a chance and you know it!

ray192 Posted on 9/6 7:32
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA FFS .

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 8:07
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

That is quality! Woodgate to Toon my aaaarse!

Graceland Posted on 9/6 8:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I bet Woodgate sacks his agent within a week.

Very poorly advised.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 8:23
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 8:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Yeah of course...

Except not really, you don't know what Sams going to achieve, you don't know how much this new backer is going to give to the club.

You could be in the same situation every 2 seasons, expecting great things from your new manager only to turn on him by the end of september if you arnt in the top 4.

figsdad Posted on 9/6 8:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Laugh all you want if we offered you 14mil for woody your chairman wouldn't be in a postion to turn it down as you are clearly skint and would accept it.
Wonders who else wants to leave the sinking ship..

ray192 Posted on 9/6 8:30
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA FFS .

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 8:31
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Oh yeah, clearly skint... because you signed Viduka and we didnt? Yeah that was because you offered more but you definately have a history of overpaying players.

How much have you paid Owen and for how many games?

ayresomeangel365 Posted on 9/6 8:33
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

can I just remind you geordie twats to look at the league positions for the season just ended...you finished below us...and always will be

figsdad Posted on 9/6 8:36
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Oh yeah, clearly skint yes you are you spend all your money on keeping woody and he's been told he got to offload players and get players off the wage bill another reason they didnt try to offer him a good deal to stay.
Its called cutting costs...

ray192 Posted on 9/6 8:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Again HA HA HA .

figsdad Posted on 9/6 8:39
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

you finished below us...and always will be.Lmfao
CAN YOU ALL HONESTLY SAY THAT NEXT SEASON.
Better manager who knows what he's doing more money to bank roll and get the best players to our club and a full house too boot to boost our profits..

Quite the opposite to southgate and boro...

ray192 Posted on 9/6 8:44
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 8:49
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Has Woodgate actually signed a contract at the boro yet? If not he still has options. I understand he won't sign for you until 1/7

ray192 Posted on 9/6 8:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You really are fooking thick HA HA HA .

boroborn Posted on 9/6 8:56
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Yeah you can have Woody and we'll have Ronaldinho, Kaka, Terry and Ronaldo.

DELUDED.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 8:58
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Its all desperate spin from the press, Woodgate was embraced by quite a few staff when he stepped off the caoch at SJP for our derby match. Rumours have it he was also bombarded with telephone calls pleading for him to join Newcastloe once more. This was before he signed up to us and i have no doubt as he, hes made the right move
Jonny Woodgate is a Red
Is a Red
Is a Red
He hates Jawdees

figsdad Posted on 9/6 8:58
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Yep you can all laugh and come next season i will bump this up and laugh at you all when your lot are relegated...HA HA HA HA HA
Good day.....

ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:00
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 9:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Figs

"Have you ever seen a jawdee lift a cup"


Do one skunk

geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 9:09
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Woodgate is a great player, of course he will want to stay at Boro and Downing, why would they want to leave?

Passionate support
playing in front of packed stadiums
Champions league pedigree

oh dear...i'm not suggesting that either would want to be at the toon, but i can smell your fear boys back where you belong at the bottom of the pile see ya losers!

ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:11
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

hughiep Posted on 9/6 9:13
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

The delusion gets better everyday.

BoroMod Posted on 9/6 9:14
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Do they teach English in Newcastle schools?

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 9:15
re: GEORDIETWIT

They cant even spell their user names
geordietwit
gizacannybagatuda

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TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 9:16
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You could be changing yours to Woodynufc

ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 9:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

the pools wont lend you there ground this time kids! but don't worry we have always kept it under 4 at SJP and mostly only won by 2 at the smellnet, the humiliation only last a short time doesn't it. bernie everyone back to my house for a parmoOOOOOO

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ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

hughiep Posted on 9/6 9:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

should his user name not be geordiehalfwit.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 9:20
re: had away n sheeet Mon

Highly unlikely bonny lad
Hate the toon like a tax bill and banned off your board

Tyne MoUth learn to spell cretin
Geordiehalftwit is his dad H

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ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Sounds a lot more realistic lol .

geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 9:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

right well i'm going to leave you alone because deep down i don't mind to see you do okay but it becomes uncomfortable when your above us in the league.

it must be a nervous time for you and i'm sure Mr Gibson will pull a rabbit out of the hat! Good Luck. i can't wait to play you like!

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ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:26
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 9:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Lets meet for a pint at our spot mr halfhit
I know a lovely pub to visit

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hughiep Posted on 9/6 9:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

halfwit

IBarwickBoro Posted on 9/6 9:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Well, the weekend is here but some things never change ie Geordie pricks on here again, making complete bellends of themselves. Woodgate is a top quality footballer, as good a defender around, and he chose to sign a contract for Middlesbrough FC. ACCEPT IT GEORDIE CLOWNS! One thing our club on Teesside cannot be accused over the last 12 years or so under Steve Gibson is lack of ambition and Mr Woodgate knows this. However, we are a well run club now that does not throw crazy amounts of money at every player living. It seems we have learned from past mistakes, unlike some clubs I could mention. Mr Woodgate also knows, like all Teesside fans, that whatever our friends the Skunks try to do it always ends the same - remember you've won nowt for 50 odd years......................and counting. Now do something useful today, get yourselves down to the Metro Centre and buy your new shirts - and watch your fat slob of a chairman continue to take the piss out of you!

wotsgoingon Posted on 9/6 9:47
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Newcastle have Allardyce and he hasnt won anything but if he can get Bolton up there with no money im expecting he will get Newcastle up there he has already signed 2 very good players. Boro have Southgate and I think he will struggle to attract players this summer and Aliadiere only joined because he is 24 and still hasnt broken into the Arsenal team because he is shiteeee so its hardly a player to get excited about.

Link: Class

ray192 Posted on 9/6 9:50
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA FFS .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 9:51
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

LOL
Jawdee fans taunting us with that picture bless em
Its good to see Lard Viduka on his way as he was far too slow for the style of football we want to play

Croasy Posted on 9/6 9:52
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

geordies ffs, we will finish above your MASSIVE club next season.

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 9:52
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"Boro have Southgate and I think he will struggle to attract players this summer"

Woodgate. Huth.

How would you write the noise that donkeys make on a forum like this? I reckon this one derserves it.

Cobain_94 Posted on 9/6 9:59
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I've laughed all the way down this thread. The geordies have waited since 2004 to have something over us to gloat about. When it comes down to it they've signed a 31 year old admittedly talented mercenery because they caved in to his wage demands and we didn't. That's the only thing they can gloat about, that and their 52,000 support (support that's always been there, they never got 10,000 for a league game ever, honest), not achievment on the pitch.

Geordies it's not a good idea to gloat before a ball's kicked. Southgate's signing's thus far have been good (Jason Euell excepted). I wouldn't bet against him building a very useful team for next season. If that happens and it all goes tits up for you (again) then I think I might just hoof this thread up.

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heaton_mersey_boro Posted on 9/6 10:00
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Newcastle fans never fail to disappoint

Thick c_nts.

borobadge Posted on 9/6 10:16
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

cobain..dont beleive the hype...


....7,134.....@ home for a league game.

Senor_Chester Posted on 9/6 10:30
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Heard that Newcastle journalist on talk sport the other day, can't remember his name but you know the one that to555er, anyway he said players always leave Newcastle for worse clubs and cited Bellamy as an example! How deluded can you get.

Alan Oliver isn't it??

ray192 Posted on 9/6 10:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_C

Sounds like the bile he would come out with .

John_boro Posted on 9/6 10:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

boro people arnt like tht, we show pride to play for hometown club! Ask any boro fan, who would they rather play for; boro for free, or manu for 20k a week

i think u'll find that a lot of smogs will take the boro option, i would!

the_rave Posted on 9/6 10:51
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I love how the geordies are just assuming they'll do really well next season. I can't wait, I think they'll get a rude awakening.

Rockys_Parmo_Gut Posted on 9/6 11:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

One word...... DELUDED.
One signing and the Geordies are all back on this board, being their usual obnoxious selves.

Yep Viduka is very talented - however he doesn't care what club he plays for, he is after the money. I don't want players like that at our club.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:12
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Could happen though couldn't it.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:13
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

BoroCMT30 Posted on 9/6 11:14
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

What tickles me is that they say that they now have the people to bring talented players to tyneside, and all they can think of is Middlesbrough players!

Obsessed much?

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:15
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

No, just thinking of quality players we could snap up from small clubs

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 11:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

kerouac Posted on 9/6 11:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry, henry; can open, worms, everywhere...

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

a great signing for you
a 31 year old has been

kerouac Posted on 9/6 11:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

A has been that scored 20+ goals last season - excellent..

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

woody, what are you going on about?

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 11:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Scored 19, you doyle



... wait thats not bad...

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

and how boring it was

BoroCMT30 Posted on 9/6 11:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

A has been that scored 20+ goals last season for the best club in the North east.

boroproud Posted on 9/6 11:22
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

What i like is ,yes they have signed a bloke who scored who scored 19 goals last season,they had Shearer,they've got Owen yet their defence is the part of the team which consistantly lets them down.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:22
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

O well.

Alliadiere is quality

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 11:22
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

...19 goals...

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:22
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:23
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Well done boroproud.

You don't think Big Sam is the man to sort that out???

He stated that defenders were his priority from now.

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 11:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

He's fast and energetic, so he has 2 up on Viduka already, and has never had a long enough run in the side (competing with Henry, Kanu etc) to gel and get a fair amount of goals. We could be onto a real bargain here henry

*Continues whistling "Always look on the bright side of life"*

kerouac Posted on 9/6 11:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

And I quote from Mr Allardyce himself boroproud: "we need to strengthen the back four for the start of the new season. Strengthening the defence will be my key area now."

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You laughing at alliadiere ray?

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:25
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA FFS .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:26
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Mabye Boro_Owl.

boroproud Posted on 9/6 11:26
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

as said by Roeder,Souness,Dalglish,Gullit,Charlton,Keegan etc etc

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So you don't think Big Sam will improve the defence?

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

come mid november vids will hand his customary sick note in

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Come mid season, you will be in a relegation scrap

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

By signing Woodgate dream you mute no chance of that happening .

boroproud Posted on 9/6 11:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry,for what must be nigh on 20 years,every manager you have had has said exactly the same thing,the defence is sh­it and "i will sort it out".

Why should we believe Fat Sam should be any different?

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Your a fooking mute aren't you .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

*note to self*
Get a bigger hand bag

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:30
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Probably not no.

He was quality last season like.

Helped you concede more goals than our defence.


kerouac Posted on 9/6 11:31
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Keegan - actually an excellent defensive record, much of what is printed about that defence being dodgy was incorrect.

Dalglish - we were just shyte under Dalglish. The defence wasn't that bad as he played defensive football, at the expense of actually scoring goals.

Gullit - was an idiot.

Robson - Again, not actually that bad a defensive record. And he bought Woodgate so clearly DID do something about the defense!

Souness - The man was clearly unsuitable to manage anywhere.

Roeder - A clown.

Charlton??!! Not really relevant.

I trust Sam will do exactly as he says.

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:31
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

One at a time please.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:32
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

While you are on here henry ask TOTT posters to come on and we can have an even bigger laugh

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:32
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:35
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Can I join in???


HA HA HA HA

tacker Posted on 9/6 11:36
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"Ashley has big ambitions for the Club".

No, lets get one thing straight. Mike Ashley is a businessman, and a high powered rich one at that! Newcastle is just another property on his imaginary Monopoly board, and if looking at his relationship with colleagues in the past is anything to go by, will clash with FF faster than you can say "One mistress, or two tonight Mr Shepherd?".

Woodgate going to Newcastle wouldn't surprise me, and anyone who thinks that he wouldn't in the future is naive to think so. We have to do something big, and fast as far as keeping him's concerened.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:36
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Laughing at yourself you may aswell as everybody else does .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:37
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

wrong henry, its

HA HA HA you lot always have to over do it and exagerate

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:37
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

A sensible post

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:39
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Thick tvvat .

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:39
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Thick tvvat .

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry your thick i said it twice lol .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ray, I thought you were alright after this morning.

You're probably trying to get another "Longest thread" award arnt you???

Sad, very sad.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Now now calm down everyone lets get back to the main topic!






henry, did you escape or are you using a PC within the institution

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

escape.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 11:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Thanks for helping lol .

boroproud Posted on 9/6 11:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"henry, did you escape or are you using a PC within the institution "


so they have pc's at Sid James Park then?

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 11:47
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Well done lad, are you moving down to Yorkshire its so nice

check out toon change sponsor thread

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:47
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Very good boroproud.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:51
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Not funny what so ever.

Surely you can all do better, you obsessed bitter mutants

boroproud Posted on 9/6 11:52
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

ERM Henry,,check the top of your page!

henry11 Posted on 9/6 11:57
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

?????


But thats me being a twaat on purpose isn't it?

boroproud Posted on 9/6 11:59
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

you never are,are you?

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:00
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Exactly right

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:01
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

henry apart from our usual swipes at you, can you please show some form of inteligence and discuss football related topics in more than one sentence

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

What do you want to discuss?

burydweller Posted on 9/6 12:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA Newcastle, 50 years and a baron trophy cabinet, a huge city, 500,000 thick jawdees, only one team, nothing, won nothing, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA and all that

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:06
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

why Newcastle UTD fans are so stupid and deluded

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:07
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Can I ask why we are stupid and deluded?

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:08
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

woody

.

kerouac Posted on 9/6 12:08
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I am neither stupid, nor deluded thank you very much..!

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:13
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You can but im at a loss

1, Why do the Jawdee fans turn up like herds of Zebras at SJP every two weeks to whitness such pap ?
Is it a ritual offering of a depressive cult who worship the FAT ONE
Lots of questions to ask you

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:15
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Because we are passionate and loyal about our club.

Next.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Hurry up, I'm off out at 1.

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 12:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Hate to say this, but

Ding, ding, ding! Round one to Henry11

Ask better questions!

kerouac Posted on 9/6 12:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I support Newcastle United so I go to see them; whoever is in charge. It's not just the football, it's the day out, the craic, the drinking with mates etc.. This was the first season I had considered not going (prior to Allerdyce) but I know fine well I would still have gone back..

geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 12:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ha Ha Haaa so much stress n tention come on lighten up, any would think you're all a bit nervous like!

Viduka will be a great squad player when Ashley starts ploughing his millions into the club no debt, full houses, atmosphere back, and next season no distractions, i never liked thursday sunday thursday sunday games although i will miss europe, next year however when we're back where we belong in the champions league! happy days! especially when you're all crying about going into the championship!

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

fair enough, but there must be more interesting things to do than being bored shitle ss

2, Why did Lard Viduka sign for Newcastle Utd

You have only 3 chances to get this one right

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 12:21
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Champions League? Geordiehalfwhit you really think you will break into the top 4? You'll struggle to get into the top 7 this year, with Spurs Everton and Portsmouth much more settled up there.

Best chance of you getting into Europe is through the League Cup, and even then I dont fancy your chances when there are the likes of Blackburn, Portsmouth, Spurs etc who will be much more likely to get the trophy than Toon.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:21
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

1. Big Club with ambition.

2. Better chance of winning silverware. (Its true)

3. A huge wage.

4. Best fans in the country.

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Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

well which one is your answer

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:25
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

HA HA HA .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

All 4, take a pick.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Kerouac give your head a shake
when you sort the back line out and mid field - you might, just might do something

geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 12:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Owl, the truth is i don't know, but we have a much better chance than last year, and by not having the injuries or poor squad to honest, we can look forward to the season with at least some hope

1. Chelsea/ Man utd
2. Liverpool
4. Spurs/Newcastle/Arsenal
7. Portsmouth
8. Everton
9. Aston villa

this is my top nine but who knows we could be fourth or ninth obviously it depends doesn't it?

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

And Big Sam will do that woody.

Next please.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:31
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Oh dear what a difficult child
let me explain henry, i am asking you a question and you have to give me an answer, OK ?
On this occaision i gave you three chances
now choose from 1-4 and tell me while i attend to my next patient who by pure coincidence is also a Newcastle fan

Amazing!!!!

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:33
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Woody, I've already said that the answer to the question was all those 4 points.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:33
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

1. Chelsea/ Man utd
2. Liverpool
4. Spurs/Newcastle/Arsenal
7. Portsmouth
8. Everton
9. Aston villa

HA HA HA it just gets better FFS .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:35
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Doctor Ray you are right mate, he is a thick twat

Next please!

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:35
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Where do think you will finish next season ray?

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

I dont know yet? . Lets wait and see the team we have first, like you should surely .

kerouac Posted on 9/6 12:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Woody - "Kerouac give your head a shake
when you sort the back line out and midfield - you might, just might do something"

I'm failing to see where I have predicted anything that we will do?

boroproud Posted on 9/6 12:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry,every player Newcastle have signed over the last 30 odd years have gone there for the exact same reason!

boroborn Posted on 9/6 12:39
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

1. Chelsea/ Man utd
2. Liverpool
4. Spurs/Newcastle/Arsenal
7. Portsmouth
8. Everton
9. Aston villa


hahahaha how deluded are you?

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Well done boroproud.

boroborn, not very, its his opinion.

Boro_Owl Posted on 9/6 12:41
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You do have a better chance than last year. But I can't see you breaking that far into the top half in his first season, if you do.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:41
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry

I dont know yet? . Lets wait and see the team we have first, like you should surely .

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:42
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.


geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 12:42
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

we start the season with with a fully fit squad boro, Dyer, Owen, Ameobi, a couple of new signings Martins in second season! i can't wait mate! and to say we'll finish in the top ten but depending on what happens we may make the top 4! hardly deluded if anything i'm on the fence!

geordiewhit Posted on 9/6 12:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ray i totally agree with that! truth is Owen, Dyer and who knows who else could all be gone soon! but Boro are losing their best players you must be worried!

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:44
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Yes ray, lets wait and see what team you have

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:44
re: 52,000 HA HA HAlfwits.

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stocko_mfc Posted on 9/6 12:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Why is it some geordies see a chink of light at the end of the tunnel and think its the second coming.
Wait and see lads....then you wont look all silly if it go's tits up.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I'm not worried at all never am i trust Sir Steve Gibson .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:51
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.



Wish I could trust in fat fred.

He'll be gone soon like.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:52
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

FFS are they obsessed by us or what .

Link: link.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I will put in planning permission to extend our surgery

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 12:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Us obsessed by you lot, your the one trawling through NUFC websites, kettle, frying pan and black spring to mind.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 12:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I will put in planning permission to extend our surgery

henry11 Posted on 9/6 12:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I don't think they would have wrote that if Viduka had gone else where.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:56
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Hey mute news now website thick tvvat .

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 12:57
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Why are you so offensive Ray, can't you argue?

ray192 Posted on 9/6 12:59
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Cos your a tvvat if you think i go on the SCUM board .

try this one ok 3rd one down .

Link: link

henry11 Posted on 9/6 13:01
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You dont read that shiite do you ray?

Plus, why is he a twat for thinking that?

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 13:01
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You see, there you go again, it doesn't win you any arguments. I'm sure you have the odd look on TOTT.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:02
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

well thats were your wrong .

ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

he could have asked .

extraclass Posted on 9/6 13:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You know you arent going to finish above us this season, and last season minus a few injuries we would have easily finished above you, come christmas time we'll see who's laughing.

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 13:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

There's nothing wrong with banter, thats what football is about, but the offensive name calling stuff is out of order.

Woodymfc Posted on 9/6 13:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

see you all later im going out to play

ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Tough .

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 13:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

See you woodynufc.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 13:06
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ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:07
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

i thought you was going at one .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 13:08
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So did I mate.

Times been changed to half past.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Lol .

BLUE_RIZLAS Posted on 9/6 13:11
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

1. Chelsea/ Man utd
2. Liverpool
4. Spurs/Newcastle/Arsenal
7. Portsmouth
8. Everton
9. Aston villa

(((((HEAD FULL OF MAGIC ALERT))))

Coluka Posted on 9/6 13:12
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Nice one Ray, i do like to watch a bit of Geordie baiting

ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:15
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Coluka

it's too easy mate .

BobUpndown Posted on 9/6 13:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

..But the lack of ambition or attraction that Middlesbrough have shown of late cannot be impressing their top players..

So lets get this right.. Mags sign a sometimes brilliant fat aussie on the last legs of his career.. and we lack ambition because we sign: ..Woodgate is just the sort of player Newcastle need – an English International who is close to world class..

What will it say for their ambition, when Owen naffs off to Liverpool or MU in the summer for £9m?? Which is what I expect to happen.. I could be wrong, but I don't think I will be.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 13:49
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Bob

exactly right mate .

hughiep Posted on 9/6 14:02
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Geordiehalfwit...which best players are the boro losing...??????
one player who we wanted to keep has gone...and only gone for more money...so tell me which are the other BEST players we are losing....and after you have told me you can fook off back to tit of the town.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 14:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Hughiep

Lol your right mate .

rick4974 Posted on 9/6 14:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

just read all the posts on here, for me the jawdees are clutching at straws. They are gonna win everything because the have just signed a 31 yr old striker on £65k pw(thats what i've heard), dont get me wrong, viduka is good but only when HE feels like it. As for woodgate, give it up, he is at the boro and that's where he is staying, plus newcastle dont sign defenders, they just sign midfielders and dodgy strikers. Owen will be gone before the season kicks off, martins will be as lazy and hit n miss as normal and ameobi will play more games than viduka.

remember 1 thing nufcs, where would you be without selling your soul to another in it for the moment billionaire?

Table_Football Posted on 9/6 14:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

This thread, is amazing.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 14:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Your right, there's some sad people about

ray192 Posted on 9/6 14:56
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

You just can't keep away lol .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 14:57
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You just cant stop talking about geordies

ray192 Posted on 9/6 14:59
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Deluded geordies yes .

Keanethepikey Posted on 9/6 15:00
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

rick4974, not bitter then?

TynemoothMag Posted on 9/6 15:00
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Aye the smogs are green with envy about MA's takeover

henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:01
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

But your thread title says "GEORDIES HA HA HA."

Not "DELUDED GEORDIES HA HA HA."


Anyway, try and get over how much you love us.

And try not starting so many threads about us, then you wouldn't see me on here

ray192 Posted on 9/6 15:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Your always on .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Because you always talk about Newcastle geordies etc.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:06
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Cut down the obsession, and you won't see me on here as much as you do

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shortandbald Posted on 9/6 15:31
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Can Someone (preferably not a deluded monochrome trophyless person) explain just which of our TOP players we have lost. As far As I can see we have released a number of players no longer in Gareths plans, have offered an over the hill player an extended contract as a show of gratitude for us having had his best years, (which are now behind him) and have had that offer thrown in our faces in favour of one last BIG payday!.....


Ah you must be on about us losing the admittedly promising TOP youth team player Nathan Porritt. Though why Jawdees would go on about this is beyond me as he has no interest in signing for you lot He wants to go to a TOP 4 club.

Oh and while I'm at it Why do you lot automatically think that different is going to be any better. Sir John came in with untold Millions and you won nowt, Fat Fred has frittered away untold Mi8llions...and You won NOWT. Just How are Mike Ashleys Millions going to make any difference. Also You have had TOP managers Who have won trophies at every club they've been at....and STILL you won NOWT. Where does all this confidence come from the FAT SAM will change this when he has also WON NOWT and is the only manager EVER to have lost a major final to this little club in Yorkshire who are not even your Rivals.




Hi RAY FFS

ray192 Posted on 9/6 15:33
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

How are you mate? .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 15:36
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Fine Ray, got in from work an hour ago, turned on PC, checked out this thread and ain't stopped laughing since. Hows things in Cresswell this lovely day. Sorry for what Durham did to Yorkshire last week FFS

ray192 Posted on 9/6 15:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

Things are good mate thanks . FFS shut up about old cricket matchs lol .

ray192 Posted on 9/6 15:39
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

i see nobody has answered your post lol .

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shortandbald Posted on 9/6 15:41
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ok mate, at least you're still top of the county championship.... and either England look good again or the West Indies are HOPELESS, a bit like the skunks.

It was probably too intellectual a post for them or I confused them with the logic of it all

HA HA HA

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:42
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

West Indies are just awful.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 15:42
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

Spot on again both are schite .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 15:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

No comment on my first post then henry

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Havent read it yed shortandbald.

I can tell what it will say, and we argue about it every single time.

No need is there.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 15:48
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I think you will find in it I actually ask quite a pertinent question and I would in all seriousness be interested in your thoughts....Just this once mind

I'll give you a clue it's the third paragraph that I'm on about.

--- Post edited by shortandbald on 9/6 15:50 ---

henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:49
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"Can Someone (preferably not a deluded monochrome trophyless person)"

I suspect that means us?

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 15:51
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

That was the first paragraph (which is for Boro fans). The third paragraph is the bit I would like your thoughts on

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boro74 Posted on 9/6 15:56
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"and if we are to challenge for Premiership we will need top players like Jonathon"

Challenge for the premiership? A team that finished below us last season. Surely that can be described as deluded...

henry11 Posted on 9/6 15:57
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I beleive in Big Sam.

I did not beleive in Roeder nor Souness.

Bobby did a very good job getting us in finals and getting us in the Champions league.

He gets sacked for coming 5th.

Whos fault was that? Freddy Shepherd'.

We appoint Graeme Fuucking Souness.

Whos fault was that? Freddy Shepherd'.


We now have a very sucessful businessman who knows his stuff, and WILL take us forward.

Thunderbird3 Posted on 9/6 16:02
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Its a measure of the disillusioned ones that there main aim in life is to be higher in the league than a small town down the road... Dear Geordie dim wits if you are a massive club you should be on the Manure/Chelsea/Liverpool boards spouting your ambitions as a massive club not on this one thinking you are something special cos you capture an overpriced 31 yr old.

It shows that you can win f-all, fat fred who publicly took the urine out of you all in your cheap zebra skins yet you all turn up like sheep....TAF or what ! Whilst you fill your seats and willing to put up with your sad state of affairs you'll always be a nothing club because no matter what your board will be creaming themselves at the money coming in to hopefully strengthen your stands for your overweight muppet nation.

We may not fill our stadium but then again we never
said we are a big club, but still have a better recent history than you sad bunch of r'Soles and it must stick it your throats... now fu (k off back to Scotland !

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 16:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

boro74 - why deluded? we have challenged before and with this new guy he is going to restructure the club and get rid of the cancer that was shepherds regime.

yes - pat yourselves on the back you finished above us; both of our teams were utter shyte las season - injuries and GR played a large part in that for us; what is your excuse?

leave the pettiness and bitterness now ffs - viduka has gone; regardless of whether for money or whatever just let it go.

admit - you lot would love someone to buy gibson out and give you the opportunity to potentially compete with the top clubs with transfers etc. and dont give me the "gibsons our saviour" vitriol; he wouldnt dip his hand into his pocket to keep your top scorer.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Sir John is a very successful business man, but could not buy you the success you craved so he let Freddie Sheppard have a go and despite also being a very successful business man has arguably done you more harm than good, So I ask again Why the confidence that yet another successful business man will do any better for you. I'm not saying he won't be I just can't see why there is so much confidence that he will. I would have thought you would have all been a little more cautious in your optimism after the failures of the previous two rather than all this boundless confidence.

Thunderbird3 Posted on 9/6 16:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry if you are so positive of the future and predict all that is gold on the basis of not 1 ball being yet kicked .... what are the lottery numbers for tonight !

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Deep breaths.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Thunderbird3

.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:08
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S and B, nice opinion mate.

Thunderbird, you've got to be positive.

rick4974 Posted on 9/6 16:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

not bitter at all pikey.

we have steve gibson, a man who loves HIS football club, a man who loves the community he comes from and a man that has put his hand in his OWN pocket more times than we could ever ask for. A man who has brought us, juninho, ravanelli, emerson, merson, yakubu, huth, the current england manager steve mclaren, johnathon woodgate. A man who's club has brought through several very promising youngsters including, taylor, catermole, hines, mcmahon, johnston and englands stewart downing. A man that doesnt slag off the people of teesside and most importantly a man who CARES about his football club and doesnt see it as a toy to play with until he gets bored.
oh by the way, i forget to mention a man that funded the Riverside and has bought hurworth and produced the best training facilities in EUROPE.
So yes newcastle have more money than boro, but at least boro still have their soul intact. What will happen to nufc when the new boy on the block gets bored?

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:12
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So you now see what I'm getting at.

My point is if you were cautiously optimistic and this new guy does no better than the last two then fair enough, but coming on here BIGGING it up like some of you lot have been looks a lot like setting yourselves up for a mountain of derision from us lot if it does all go wrong

or should that be WHEN

--- Post edited by shortandbald on 9/6 16:15 ---

hughiep Posted on 9/6 16:12
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Your new man ashley knows absolutely fook all about running a football club...he floated his sportsworld company in february and the shares have nose dived.
He is interested in one thing making money..and this time its making money from our deluded friends up the road...he might give them a few bob to spend this season but when the 35million or whatever comes in at the end of the season then his own bonuses will go up.
FFS the first player you sign is 5.5 million.(and possibly heading to jail).and the second is a freebie..although a 9 million pound freebie over 2 years....fat sam has done nothing, never had money to spend so whats to say he spends what he gets wisely....i would suggest by christmas you will be shouting for his head..and by easter he could be gone.
Win the league/champion league..your having a laff !!!

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 16:13
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

and in the words of mick_dundee_snr "Middlesbrough FC still beats with a Teesside heart. Long may it continue."

fcking funny as that like.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:14
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

They always are full of schite the lot of them .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Very true Ray. I for one am looking forward to watching them all crawl back in their shells with our laughter ringing in their ears as we remind them of the schite they spouted on here as it all goes horribly wrong for them

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:18
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I see what your getting at, but I don't agree.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Now there's a shocker!!!

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

hahahahahaha.

Wait and see lads.

No point commenting now is there.

Thunderbird3 Posted on 9/6 16:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

A point on that Vid photo..... there's a good reason he's holding up an extra shirt, the one he's wearing has a ripped back, he's waiting for Fat freds missus to stitch the two fkers together. . . . the one he's holding used to be Fat Sam's but he's just had it off his back with his over the top contract.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Awful jokes you lot have.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:22
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

hahahahahaha.

Wait and see lads.

No point commenting now is there.

henry

FFS thats a laugh .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:23
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Why??

borobadge Posted on 9/6 16:25
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

its got legs this one Ray..."all together now"








"theres a tavern in the town

(in the town)

kevin keegan is a clown

(is a clown)

arthur cox has got the phuqin pox

nucassle (dis) uniteds going down

going down....



...how we laugh @ the deluded skunks.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

This one should be a good "hoofing" when you get relegated

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry try this reason

1. Big Club with ambition.

2. Better chance of winning silverware. (Its true)

3. A huge wage.

4. Best fans in the country.

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ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry try this reason

1. Big Club with ambition.

2. Better chance of winning silverware. (Its true)

3. A huge wage.

4. Best fans in the country.

--- Post edited by henry11 on 9/6 12:24 ---

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Another thing, Why are all the tsunami lot onabout saying we are skint.

Haven't we just spent £7million on Woody, Aliadiere isn't a free transfer either, and we have made cash bids already for Riga, Gera and another player who I can't remember at the moment.

A little fact for you wannabe mackems. said by Steve Gibson himself and restated by Kieth Lamb recently.
"Middlesbrough Football Club" does not give it's manager a transfer budget. When a target is identified, The money will be made available for the right players for Middlesbrough F.C.

So not Skint, Just careful, having learned from mistakes of the past by ourselves and other clubs

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

B_B
"theres a tavern in the town

(in the town)

kevin keegan is a clown

(is a clown)

arthur cox has got the phuqin pox

nucassle (dis) uniteds going down

going down....

deluded asshole SCUM .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:30
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ray, ???????



S and B, Great news.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:32
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

It's not news mate, and lets face it it's what you would expect from the BEST CHAIRMAN IN FOOTBALL bar none!!!

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:33
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

not you .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:34
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Rather have Roman Abramovich myself.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:37
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Why!!! he's getting bored with Chelsea already, and he's not the chairman of Chelsea, he owns them and employs a chairman called Bruce Buck

Let down once again by your ignorance

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Sorry.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:41
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So much noise, such little knowledge!

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Learn off mistakes

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

A lot of the mistakes we've learned from were made 40 odd miles up the road


Have a read of this if you think we're skint

--- Post edited by shortandbald on 9/6 16:48 ---

Link: Big spenders

ray192 Posted on 9/6 16:49
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:50
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Cant get on.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:50
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

well Ray if he insists on spouting schite what can he expect.

For your benefit then henry, and I'll type slow so you can read it.

it says that having already confirmed the signing of woodgate, signing Aliadiere makes Boro one of the biggest spending clubs of the summer so far.

Dead skint we are like

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Why do I care????

When is yours and Rays date just out of interest?

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 16:56
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ah Base Humour, Now I see what the 11 refers to. it's your IQ.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 16:57
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Funny boy.

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 16:59
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

ray192 and shortandbald - teessides answer to the chuckle brothers, but in reality about as funny as joe pasquale.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:01
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

anyroad, it's been fun but I suspect that your recreation time must be coming to an end soon and the warden will want his PC back.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:02
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Another classic S and B.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

another one's back, they really need to do something about the security on your secure ward

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

he keeps serving them and knocking them out of the park.

i bet the cold winter nights fly by in the shortandbald household.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

It's easy when, in a battle of wits, the opposition continues to turn up unarmed.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Rod

Do one you fooking knob .

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:06
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

ooooh get this one henry - she's soooo intelligent.

she can use the internet to find quotes.

how very sharp.

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:07
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

ok ray192 you clown

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ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:08
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

It'll be bath time for them in a bit thank fook infact thier late .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:09
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.


shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:09
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

there you go Rod with a little practice even a complete fukkwit like you can do smilies

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Touchy touchy.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Run along now Rod it's time for your bath mothers shouting .

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

so very true - after talking to you dirty bastads i feel the need to decontaminate lol.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:11
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

.

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:11
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

oooooh listen to her - she's razor sharp this one.

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:13
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

a suspect that the irony of you having to edit your shyte little post is lost on you?

now who's the fckwit chief.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:13
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I was gonna ask when they were gonna stop for tea, but then I remembered the fat basstads never stop eating anyway no matter what else they're doing.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:14
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Rod

and built like Ruddock .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:15
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Nah just decided after reading it back to add you name for added effect bellend!

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:15
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

C'mon man get a grip ffs tea time .

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:16
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

of course you did - whatever you say to save face.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:16
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S and B, your banter is shiite.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:17
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I know mate I think their stupidity rubbed off on me for a second

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

Lol .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Why the phuq would I feel the need to save face when addressing a moron on an anonymous message board Dumbass!

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S and B, do you take or give?

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:21
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

au contraire shortandbald - i think you'll find that you haven't required any help filling the stupid criteria; you have managed to do that all one your own.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:21
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Do you spit or swallow.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:21
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ask yer mam, sister or girlfriend....OOPS sorry they're all the same person

hughiep Posted on 9/6 17:22
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

you obviously take henry cos you are a bit of an arse_hole.

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:23
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

ooohh shirley is getting all rsey now - watch out henry her nails are very sharp - quite like her wit.

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Rod.

S and B, stop it, because your jokes are awful.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:25
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Hughiep

LOL .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:25
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

hughiep, That was nearly as bad as s and b.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

If you two lovebirds don't like it, you can always Fook off back to talkofthetossers message board where you will find plenty more like-minded myopic tits like yourselves you know

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

You are taking the piss yeah Ray?

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

No no.

This board is much more entertaining

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

oooohhh henry - she's spitting her dummy out now; she's throwing all of her toys out of her pram too.

still she has joe pasquale to help collect them up lol

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

*Awaits S and B to come up with a classic*

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:30
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

i'm always the same .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:30
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So henry do you use lube or do you take his 100mm 'ROD' dry

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:32
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

When you two go back to your own board dont forget to take some matchs so you can see ffs .

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:32
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ahhhh, and it arrives

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:34
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

hey - she's one funny lady this shortandbald.

such wit.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:37
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Rod100mm - Such limited intellect, has to resort to persevering in calling me a girl because he's so far out of his depth that he's developed gills

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

another classic from baldy.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B's

Not Deluded like you two

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

i make reference to you being female as you whine on like a teenage lass ffs.

no - i retract that.

i'd say you're bubbling on like a bust rsehole.

and once again you failto see the irony in your very own post - "Rod100mm".

you're the best!!

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:41
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

They are the rats to Anal Olivers pied Piper

Note, that analargy may very well be lost on our two guest pets.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:42
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

LOL .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

There's nothing ironic about you hiding your lack of masculinity behind pre-pubescent insults

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henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

s and b, where you learn to be so funny?

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:45
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

it's in the breeding mate, as opposed to the inbreeding that produced Rod

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

heal doggy heal!!

and i think it was you who started trading insults......

enlighten me - what is an "analargy"?

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:47
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Another Jawdee in ignorance admission shock!


Look it up mate or get your guardian to do it for you

--- Post edited by shortandbald on 9/6 17:48 ---

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:49
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

not all.
i am familiar with "analogy"; not "analargy".

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:50
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

priceless.

see what has happened. i never had to resort to petty name calling like your goodself, as i knew you would show yourself up.

i suggest it may you who needs to look it up? hmmm.

lol.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:52
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So sue me for a spelling mistake, while I buy a spellchecker, you go get yourself a life kidda

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:53
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Not so clever now are you baldy?

henry11 Posted on 9/6 17:55
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"So much noise, such little knowledge! "



Rod100 Posted on 9/6 17:57
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not just the spelling mistake sunshine.

the claiming of "Another Jawdee in ignorance admission shock!"

come right back to bite you on the rse that has.

why the animosity though?

ray192 Posted on 9/6 17:57
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

S_A_B

it's time they went back to thier cage now leave alone ffs .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 17:58
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

So I make one spelling mistake, while you two have shown yourselves to be petty ignorant and stupid with nearly every post. I may not have spelled it correctly but I can at least use one in a practical situation where, I suspect you two need help with zips, buttons and even velcro.

--- Post edited by shortandbald on 9/6 17:58 ---

henry11 Posted on 9/6 18:00
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

"So much noise, such little knowledge!"

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 18:01
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

the spelling wasnt the main thing.
it was the whole coming across as having a superior intellect - when in reality it has been shown to be quite the contrary - and generally just being a tw@t that did it for me.

neither of us had bothered posting anything abusive; but you and your lacky thought you'd try and take the pi55 and be generally "funny".

when you have managed neither.

robert_hoffman Posted on 9/6 18:02
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

the new owner had said,


don,t expect alot of big money for signing, wants to look at the books.. and as he,s a business man he wants a return quite soon... as i think he owns a chain of psorts shops, one of which is in sundlerand, watch the takings go down there

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 18:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Rod you said
"neither of us had bothered posting anything abusive"

now who's taking the pi$$

For the record I had been asking Henry a sensible question and had a bit of banter when up you popped back from whichever pit you had retied to and started with the abuse, then get all arsey yourself when I gave some back. Like I said before if you don't like it DO ONE

--- Post edited by shortandbald on 9/6 18:12 ---

henry11 Posted on 9/6 18:11
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I'll be off.

Cheerio.

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 18:12
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

tit for tat i thnk you'll find chief.

i dont mind "banter" as you lot call it; just some is pathetic and shyte.

we're probably both guilty of it so we'll knock it off? i cant be rsed with it anymore like.

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 18:14
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Fair enough, We both went further than what would be classed as banter truce called and accepted

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 18:24
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

good call!!

still managed to get over 200 posts out the fcker like lol.

we're not all "deluded" and expect to sign kaka, ronaldinho etc and win the league you know; and those who do are only dangling a carrot to see who bites - so dont take the bait!!

edit - thats over 300 lol.

--- Post edited by Rod100 on 9/6 18:25 ---

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 18:26
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

No worries, you never know we might have a proper talk about football one day

Rod100 Posted on 9/6 18:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

if only - we supprt the wrong clubs

anyways must dash - start work at 10pm so off for a snooze.

take it easy.

ray192 Posted on 9/6 18:28
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

FFS.

rotti Posted on 9/6 18:54
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I wonder how long your keeper will stay,do you think he will be away before the season starts or just after dropping you in the shiit.

rick4974 Posted on 9/6 18:58
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

if schwarzer wants to go then byebye, he wanted away 2 year ago but nobody wanted him so he retracted his transfer request, no player is irreplacable.
if he left, i'd go straight for jussi!

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 18:59
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Not too bothered if skippy stays, or not. I think the Club are starting to realise that his days are numbered now anyway. Even the Aussie coach wants us to play Jones more so he can replace Schwarzer in theier National team, not that jones is that convincing either

ray192 Posted on 9/6 19:03
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Puts tin helmet on i've always thought he was over-rated at the BORO but thats just my opinion and i will say he had his moments yes but not enough for me .

ray192 Posted on 9/6 19:04
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Jones is not good enough full stop .

shortandbald Posted on 9/6 19:06
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Yeah Ray, I was trying to be poilite about him...

Yeah I know, it doesn't suit me

ray192 Posted on 9/6 19:39
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S_A_B

I know mate dont worry .

ray192 Posted on 10/6 9:36
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

What do you think to that Fat Sam confirms if someone offers 9M for Owen he can't do nothing about it .

Previously denied by some deluded Geordies .

HA HA HA .

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:20
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Waits for Townsy

HA HA HA .

RAYMOND_HDD Posted on 12/6 14:26
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Are you trying to set a record of replying to your own posts?

figsdad Posted on 12/6 14:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

offers 9M for Owen HEY if some team offer us 9mil they can have him his wages alone are a drain...

Spoff_MFC Posted on 12/6 14:27
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ray, you think Schwarzer is over rated at Boro?

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:29
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

F_D

To some teams it's not a problem his wages though .

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:31
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Spoff

I dont think he's as good as some people make him out to be yes imho .

marps Posted on 12/6 14:34
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

im butting in i no but i think the problem with schwarzer is that hes either or. hes either brilliant or hes crap. some middle of the road would be nice, as well as the brilliant of course!!!!

henry11 Posted on 12/6 14:38
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Raymond, he sure is.

Very sad man

"Theres only one Freddie Shepherd"

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:39
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I have a bet nearly every match on the score, right and very seldom do i have BORO not to concede a goal home or away due to the Arnie factor thats just me like, but i dont trust him enough to keep a clean sheet .

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:40
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Wondered how long before you cropped up lol .

henry11 Posted on 12/6 14:41
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Wondered how long before you hoofed your own thread

Spoff_MFC Posted on 12/6 14:42
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ray, you've seen a hell of a lot more of him than me. But I don't think we could have had a better keeper for the last ten years than him.

If he had been any better one of the bigger clubs would have had him.

It's not as if he ever made a mistake in a cup final, is it...

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Just to remind you geordies that your still deluded .

ray192 Posted on 12/6 14:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Spoff

If this isn't a p!ss take .

Carling cup final .

henry11 Posted on 12/6 14:47
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Great news Ray.

ray192 Posted on 15/7 11:51
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

It just gets fooking dafter HA HA HA .

Newcastle made an audacious enquiry about Barcelona superstar Ronaldinho - but were put off by the £58m asking price. (News of the World)

henry11 Posted on 15/7 12:36
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ray192 Posted on 15/7 12:40
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Henry

Afternoon .

henry11 Posted on 15/7 12:43
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Alreet mate.

Gotta go anyway.

Cya later.

ray192 Posted on 15/7 12:46
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Henry

Seeya .

ray192 Posted on 15/7 13:05
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Well HA HA HA .

Link: link

Coluka Posted on 15/7 13:10
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

I'd like to bet that Southgate keeps his job longer than Sam Lardydyce keeps his

ray192 Posted on 15/7 13:13
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Coluka

LOL i like the name .

Coluka Posted on 15/7 13:19
re: GEORDIES HA HA HA.

Ray

Fitting isn't it - I heard its in his contract that he has to sit in the dugout with no top on too

ray192 Posted on 15/7 13:24
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Coluka

Fooking hell what a sight .

Put him in thier nets and no fooker would score against them .

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